
She certainly seems to know what she's doing!
Yay!
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Yay!

you might pick these things up!!
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you would have to look at it more closely, thus increasing the risk of snake/eye contact and subsequently eye removal.
Possibly.
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Possibly.

to the Arthur Dictionary of B3ta slang ? Sorry to threadwaste. But im only little.
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I think it might be the "dictionary" link...
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Whats the link for 4rthur ? I dont know what the website is!! And no - it's not on the FAQ! Thats your answer for evrything, isnt it ?
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www.google.com/search?q=4rthur&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
And someone's posted the link down there. Would you like to borrow my glasses?
;)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:52,
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And someone's posted the link down there. Would you like to borrow my glasses?
;)

it's not attractive. google is always a good start, and although some might agree that threadjacking is not great etiquette, it's generally preferred to a threadwaste since that means somebody's hard work goes off the page.
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and breathe... and breathe... and breathe... and the worst is over.
there there
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:03,
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there there

I thought it was spelt arthur instead of 4rthur !! Which is Why I couldnt FIND it !!
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1, 2, 3.......... and we're done
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two rather than the traditional three letters
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php hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor.....
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is a recursive acronym, you can't write it out
/geek
edit: php stands for php hypertext preprocessor, which stands for php hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor....
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/geek
edit: php stands for php hypertext preprocessor, which stands for php hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor....

www.4rthur.com/dict.php
And please don't threadwaste. That's nothing that you couldn't have threadjacked to ask.
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And please don't threadwaste. That's nothing that you couldn't have threadjacked to ask.

only i feel threadjacking is ruder than threadwasting.
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Provided that you don't jump on something the moment it's been posted, then threadjacking is a perfectly acceptable way to do business, unlike a threadwaste, which pushes another thread off the bottom of the board.
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Woo yay!
TJ: Glasscock?
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_852727.html
Challenge idea?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47,
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TJ: Glasscock?
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_852727.html
Challenge idea?

from the same site:
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_843092.html
"Dwarf to live in glass box for art exhibition"
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:48,
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www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_843092.html
"Dwarf to live in glass box for art exhibition"

how extremely unpleasant... Is it Turner Prize time again already?
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for correct English spelling! They're legal now though so bring on the vaseline!
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It's booze they're hard on in US.
They all marry their cousins at 14 in the US.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:46,
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They all marry their cousins at 14 in the US.

or are they older in the uk than they are in the us?
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you can marry your horse.
Or childhood sweetheart.
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Or childhood sweetheart.

www.marykateandashleystheoryofrelativity.com will explain it all.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47,
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Wipe yourself clean.
There is a site that's doing a countdown to their impending fuckability. So wrong yet so right...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:59,
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There is a site that's doing a countdown to their impending fuckability. So wrong yet so right...

Im supprised they don't do any kind of partys in international waters, like drug, murder and rape ones.
I'ld go to one of those
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:51,
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I'ld go to one of those

episode where they have to look after Mr Burn's mansion and steal his yacht...
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if you're in New York it'd be 21 (I think), Utah it's about 13, most other States it's 18. Or so I've been told, never having been to the States (and having no desire to now they've introduced that fingerprinting thingie...)
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But I think that it might be some State or other.
Let's face it though, if the bastards aren't allowed a drink 'til 21, the poor obese yankee boys and girls won't be able to get anyone pissed enough to have a tumble anyway...
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Let's face it though, if the bastards aren't allowed a drink 'til 21, the poor obese yankee boys and girls won't be able to get anyone pissed enough to have a tumble anyway...

I'm going to go there this year, don't know where yet though.
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But it's LIES. And that film is EVIL. It does funny things, but not in the way it intends.
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(Drools. Runs finger uncomprehendingly along magic wordy wordy.) Ha ha ha. Mummy helped me read it. Ha ha ha.
Huzzah for illiterates.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:39,
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Huzzah for illiterates.

im from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch
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at least they did the decent thing and made an honest man out of you.
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quality pic though
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I spaz'd down to see your pic, and the idea just hit me like a...ermm.... fat girl in a night club.
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come on, no one else is likely to have a pop, and i bet you've done it that way before?
that always tends to get the flabby arms whirling
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:49,
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that always tends to get the flabby arms whirling

of a McD's Happy Meal, that did it.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:55,
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of the b3ta "gang" can you legitimately fit onto as few bicycles as possible?

Anyone else wanna give it a try?
I got 8 (or 10 if you include the Quo.)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:35,
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Anyone else wanna give it a try?
I got 8 (or 10 if you include the Quo.)

© bovine inc. But maybe he'll let you use it.
I think you need a word that suggests a licking of the lips
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:51,
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I think you need a word that suggests a licking of the lips

'moistens lower lip with a quick dart of the tongue'?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:57,
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gonna have to be renamed no hands and no bollocks due to extreme friction burns(but that doesnt roll off the tongue so well though)
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That was always the dodgiest place for a 'backie'....
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:39,
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as opposed to just pasting them into the picture .. like .. they have to be On the bike.
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but click here!!

www.findmypants.com
my mates new site - launched today... wants it to go viral.
it's a good idea and has already got 54 quid in the prize fund...
AND you get a picture i drew of a spinny man in his pants.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:34,
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www.findmypants.com
my mates new site - launched today... wants it to go viral.
it's a good idea and has already got 54 quid in the prize fund...
AND you get a picture i drew of a spinny man in his pants.

/sticks out tongue and waggles the fingers inserted in me ears. Tell 'im Rob.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:37,
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well the *official* launch is today.
that's when the mailshot went out anyway.
/edit the day after everyone deletes their xmas spam you see..
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:37,
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that's when the mailshot went out anyway.
/edit the day after everyone deletes their xmas spam you see..

In the survey you ask 'the cleaners will find them'
hence is one (sherlocksquirell) to deduce that they are located inside of a place that is regularly cleaned......cuts out 80% of country.
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hence is one (sherlocksquirell) to deduce that they are located inside of a place that is regularly cleaned......cuts out 80% of country.

dont ask anything.
i didn't set up the site - one of my friends did.
read into it however you like! just click on the ads to get the prize fund up!
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i didn't set up the site - one of my friends did.
read into it however you like! just click on the ads to get the prize fund up!

two for the price of one pant-shitting fear...
congratulations on that
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:27,
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congratulations on that

of pissing christ!
The filename is disturbing too.
But so Woo anyway!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:29,
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The filename is disturbing too.
But so Woo anyway!

and what in gods name is Fechter's Finger Flicking Frolic?!?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:30,
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to be used by those over the age of 18 and then only if you have a pilots licence.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:32,
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that'd be why i can't see the pics then..i'm too young*
*this may be a lie
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:35,
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*this may be a lie

before some filthy minded individual picked up on that...although I was anticipating that it would be Sick boy... ;)
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I was thinking in a cutesy Forever Friends kind of way. Honest.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:26,
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the devil is in the detail.
who told you about my family? bah!
pstt. you missed a 'c' out of bicycle in "top topiary stories"
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15,
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who told you about my family? bah!
pstt. you missed a 'c' out of bicycle in "top topiary stories"

Amusing, and replies promptly to customer enquries!
Ever thought about a job in a call centre?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20,
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Ever thought about a job in a call centre?

that runs a call centre and have lived a charmed life on the proceeds ever since.
/lies
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:21,
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/lies

'The civet not only is fond of fruit, but has had a love-hate relationship with growers of a particular coffee bean in Viet Nam. Civets love this bean, and search out the tastiest examples with their long, foxlike nose. The hardiest beans survive the digestive process of the civet, and are prized in caphe cut chon, or fox-dung coffee (Vietnamese call the civet "fox.")'
'The civet is also the source of a highly-valued musk, used as a stablizing agent in perfumes. Although civets were at one time killed for their musk, they more recently have been "recycled" for this purpose. Also called "civet," excretions are scraped from the civet's perianeal glands, a painful process. Both male and female cats produce these strong-smelling excretions. At least one civet cat farmer in Ethiopia raises civets for their musk, although this practice is dying out as perfumers move toward using synthetic fixatives.'
poor thing
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:18,
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'The civet is also the source of a highly-valued musk, used as a stablizing agent in perfumes. Although civets were at one time killed for their musk, they more recently have been "recycled" for this purpose. Also called "civet," excretions are scraped from the civet's perianeal glands, a painful process. Both male and female cats produce these strong-smelling excretions. At least one civet cat farmer in Ethiopia raises civets for their musk, although this practice is dying out as perfumers move toward using synthetic fixatives.'
poor thing

and their lust for rank odours. Boo hiss the Chinese government
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didn't realise it was these little buggers though.
Everydays a schoolday on b3ta.
edit:hmm compo?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:22,
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Everydays a schoolday on b3ta.
edit:hmm compo?

That is very silly and made me giggle loads. Well done!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20,
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whats the key command where you can use the number pad to come up with strange mathematical symbols and the like?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20,
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'CHANGE YOU BASTARD' with repetitive bashment of said keys, does nowt to help.
edit: naughty naughty threadjacker, be ready for abuse
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:23,
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edit: naughty naughty threadjacker, be ready for abuse

and normally a three digit code. don't have a list, but its more fun to guess, init?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:24,
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[+¢NÖµ_±_AòÕõf+
well that was pretty spectacular, wasn't it?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:35,
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well that was pretty spectacular, wasn't it?

ignore me then - thought it was "Moon Liver....Wider than a mile...etc."
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13,
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V.Good. Took me a while. Although judging by the relative sizes, I think that will be annular, rather than total.
/astronomy geek
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13,
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/astronomy geek

or I'd never have got that one!
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at least helped me understand. It's a bonnie pun right enough.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20,
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I'm sixteen weeks old and thought you all might like a wave

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another one? is thebear going for some sort of record?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08,
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congratumalations though, to you MrsB and the cub.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:09,
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'pogue ma hone'
/gratuitous use of foreign cursing.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:17,
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/gratuitous use of foreign cursing.

we both qualified at the Betty F'nord clinic specialising in trousers and jam
thebear Phd Sic. Gloves
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15,
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thebear Phd Sic. Gloves

seem not to have affected your dad, he's a one man baby making machine.

the secret to fertility is to fork some well rotted horse shit into the area twice a year
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Congratulations!!!!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:11,
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The BearCub2 - Bears cubber.
or some similarly bad us hollywood sequel-related nomenclature.
Well done on your top-notch fertility. any tips? Do you only wear hand-knitted undergarments?
Do you rub yourself with unguents or a bull pizzle?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:19,
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or some similarly bad us hollywood sequel-related nomenclature.
Well done on your top-notch fertility. any tips? Do you only wear hand-knitted undergarments?
Do you rub yourself with unguents or a bull pizzle?

think i'd rather sit on radiators. damn Titchmarsh (the man, not the suffolk village)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40,
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bruv?
I think Daddy Bear might dress you in girl's clothing!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:24,
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I think Daddy Bear might dress you in girl's clothing!


First post- sorry, learning to use photoshop and I have a hunger for insults about my skills...

Run, they are swarming, Run for your lives...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:04,
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we've probably only several thousand years to buy enough repellant sprays!
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I felt it necessary to comission adequete defences for these martian insects

(but edit your post, we can't see the pic without clicking)
Pic deleted now Phil's made it work
Woo!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:02,
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Pic deleted now Phil's made it work
Woo!

You've linked to the thumbnail I think.
Please try again. Thank you please.
EDIT: I saw it - Woo to you sir.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:02,
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Please try again. Thank you please.
EDIT: I saw it - Woo to you sir.

I reply to them all and buy all the pills...
as a consequence my nob nowspans the Equator circumnavigates the globe. happy now?
100% FACT
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10,
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as a consequence my nob now
100% FACT

The equator is only a line, how thick could it be. Maybe an inch across, you span that do ya.. cor.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:14,
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he has a point there, not that I want to start taking sides on the "your nob" topic.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:16,
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really not sure how to answer a question like this. Do you want the north side of my penis or the south. Not a question I've often been asked. Maybe we could have a phone vote for which side I should choose.
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welcome : )
[edit]heh, you know how to please us, class use of the quo
[edit2] hooray! thats the money!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:03,
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[edit]heh, you know how to please us, class use of the quo
[edit2] hooray! thats the money!

and ive been lingering around here for aggggggges
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08,
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welcome aboard, and just see if you ever leave...cos I thinks ye won't
Mars pearoast from this morning
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08,
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Mars pearoast from this morning

Maybe wearing all that will warm him up a little...
Now I think about it, it's not very funny - was better IN MEH HEED.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:04,
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Now I think about it, it's not very funny - was better IN MEH HEED.

I failed to get the post, but the IN MEH HEED sounds suspiciously like one of hte few truly good bits of hte Eddie Izzard DVD I got for Xmas.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:18,
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all the people who'd seen it before I posted it thought it was a squirrel. I know retarded people.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:59,
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he's more into introducing people to, you know, "other" wildlife creatures.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13,
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every morning he passed by the building site, and those builders were all devils with the ladies...

more of Terry's tale of woe available for clicakge in profile
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:54,
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more of Terry's tale of woe available for clicakge in profile
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