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# .
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You bad, bad man!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha
*sobs*
hahahahahahaha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)
# its to small
to see whats on the screen
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:58, archived)
# tis a fingerprinting
machine
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
# and the kids dont have arms?
its sooo small i cant tell.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# well
you are a blind corner
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:01, archived)
# You can't argue
with logic like that.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# just relax adam, i know what i'm doing...!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
She certainly seems to know what she's doing!

Yay!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:53, archived)
# well when you've got a snake as a friend
you might pick these things up!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Pick up a snake?
Never. You could have someone's eye out.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:55, archived)
# depends how big it is!
might just be a tiny baby one :o)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)
# In which case
you would have to look at it more closely, thus increasing the risk of snake/eye contact and subsequently eye removal.

Possibly.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# baaayyyy-beee
snaayyykessss


/zappa
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Nice rabbit there.
edit:and a lion
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:53, archived)
# erm okay
what ever floats your boat :o)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Tch! Eve...
She's such an apple polisher!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:54, archived)
# thats a great saying
hahahha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:54, archived)
# that's one way of puting it
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:54, archived)
# yeep
is that a fig under your leaf?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:56, archived)
# nope just an erection :o)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Nothing
better to do really...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
See? That's reet good that is!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:49, archived)
# tip
and in fact top
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)
# hehe
nice
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)
# I can't believe it!!!!

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Whats the link
to the Arthur Dictionary of B3ta slang ? Sorry to threadwaste. But im only little.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)
# why not look on 4rthur?
I think it might be the "dictionary" link...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:49, archived)
# now
that is just talking nonsense woman!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)
# FAQ
Has the answers
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:49, archived)
# ok
Whats the link for 4rthur ? I dont know what the website is!! And no - it's not on the FAQ! Thats your answer for evrything, isnt it ?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:51, archived)
# um...
www.google.com/search?q=4rthur&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

And someone's posted the link down there. Would you like to borrow my glasses?
;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
# don't whine dear
it's not attractive. google is always a good start, and although some might agree that threadjacking is not great etiquette, it's generally preferred to a threadwaste since that means somebody's hard work goes off the page.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake!
What is WRONG with looking for it?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# *comforting pats*
and breathe... and breathe... and breathe... and the worst is over.

there there
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# BECAUSE
I thought it was spelt arthur instead of 4rthur !! Which is Why I couldnt FIND it !!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# and on the count of three we'll let it all out...
1, 2, 3.......... and we're done
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# HOW MANY TIMES?
ONLY SMARTIES HAVE THE ANSWER!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
# tj, don;t tw
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:49, archived)
# words not TLA
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:51, archived)
# not TLA either
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:56, archived)
# not strictly speaking...
two rather than the traditional three letters
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
#
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(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:56, archived)
# *whoosh*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
# php
is a recursive acronym, you can't write it out

/geek

edit: php stands for php hypertext preprocessor, which stands for php hypertext preprocessor hypertext preprocessor....
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# gnu's not unix
/geek also
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Pine Is Not Elm
was always my favourite.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Here:
www.4rthur.com/dict.php

And please don't threadwaste. That's nothing that you couldn't have threadjacked to ask.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:49, archived)
# what are we, your.....
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)
# thankyou very much all
only i feel threadjacking is ruder than threadwasting.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Not really, no.
Provided that you don't jump on something the moment it's been posted, then threadjacking is a perfectly acceptable way to do business, unlike a threadwaste, which pushes another thread off the bottom of the board.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:54, archived)
# exunckly
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:55, archived)
# oh ok
Im learning all the time.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# have you learnt to delete posts yet?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Bark at the Mowwn!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Well
I'm scared
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:53, archived)
# More to the point, that's no moon!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# isnt that just the cover of bark at the moon
good album tho'!!

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)
# That's smashing!
Have a Yay
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)
# oh shit
thats scary, but very good
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)
# oh yes!
Nicely done!

Woo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Oooh nice
Woo yay!

TJ: Glasscock?
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_852727.html

Challenge idea?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)
# I liked this
from the same site:

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_843092.html

"Dwarf to live in glass box for art exhibition"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:48, archived)
# missed
out on the r2d2 gig so had to do that instead.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)
# hmmmm....
how extremely unpleasant... Is it Turner Prize time again already?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Woo yay
and houpla.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)
# That's cracking
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaha
woo

melikey (likey long time)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:49, archived)
# wow
that's tremendous!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)
# oh yes.
very woo indeed.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:54, archived)
# superbulent!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Never let a bird get inside your head!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:41, archived)
# I would
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)
# ...go to gaol



Please note correct English spelling there.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Hurrah
for correct English spelling! They're legal now though so bring on the vaseline!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:01, archived)
# my, what a big weapon that is
woo
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Holy Mary-Kate and Ashley!
Why!?!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:43, archived)
# are they
legal yet?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:43, archived)
# UK - yes
US - don't think so
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)
# T'is true...
...the age of consent is 10 in the UK.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Naa
It's booze they're hard on in US.
They all marry their cousins at 14 in the US.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)
# theres a difference?
or are they older in the uk than they are in the us?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)
# UK - legal @ 16
US - legal @ 18
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)
# huzzah
for England then
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:48, archived)
# That's only in some states tho innit
.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:48, archived)
# in other states
you can marry your horse.

Or childhood sweetheart.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# in other states
you can't do oral



i think
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Often these are one and the same person/thing
.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)
# God
help me, I clicked.

*sob*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Here's a tissue.
Wipe yourself clean.

There is a site that's doing a countdown to their impending fuckability. So wrong yet so right...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
# International Waters - oh aye
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahahahah
YSF!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Arf !!
Im supprised they don't do any kind of partys in international waters, like drug, murder and rape ones.

I'ld go to one of those
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Simpsons
episode where they have to look after Mr Burn's mansion and steal his yacht...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# US depends on the State
if you're in New York it'd be 21 (I think), Utah it's about 13, most other States it's 18. Or so I've been told, never having been to the States (and having no desire to now they've introduced that fingerprinting thingie...)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)
# 21?
WTF?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:51, archived)
# I may be wrong on that being New York
But I think that it might be some State or other.
Let's face it though, if the bastards aren't allowed a drink 'til 21, the poor obese yankee boys and girls won't be able to get anyone pissed enough to have a tumble anyway...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:56, archived)
# After seeing Love Actualy
I'm going to go there this year, don't know where yet though.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Them wimmin in that bit woz attractive
But it's LIES. And that film is EVIL. It does funny things, but not in the way it intends.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
# i would...
...probably get arrested
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:44, archived)
# I know...
...what you mean.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Isn't that Hanson?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Like my new book?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Whut?
(Drools. Runs finger uncomprehendingly along magic wordy wordy.) Ha ha ha. Mummy helped me read it. Ha ha ha.

Huzzah for illiterates.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:39, archived)
# what do you mean illiterate?
my parents were married
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# But you are from Wales?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:41, archived)
# no
im from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Is that south of the river?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:44, archived)
# yes
near the rapid whirlpool
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Is that past the paddling pool?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Who to?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)
# me
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Well,
at least they did the decent thing and made an honest man out of you.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:55, archived)
# thief! you forgot to get rid of the guy on the top left with the knife : P
quality pic though
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# hehe
I spaz'd down to see your pic, and the idea just hit me like a...ermm.... fat girl in a night club.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahahah
that response is far funnier than it should be
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)
# was it the line where you say:
come on, no one else is likely to have a pop, and i bet you've done it that way before?


that always tends to get the flabby arms whirling
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:49, archived)
# I think it might of been the waving around
of a McD's Happy Meal, that did it.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:55, archived)
# what does it say?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# that
is something of a paradox
maybe
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Is that about a place in Berkshire?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:44, archived)
# How many
of the b3ta "gang" can you legitimately fit onto as few bicycles as possible?



Anyone else wanna give it a try?
I got 8 (or 10 if you include the Quo.)


(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)
# two in the back
two in the front
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:36, archived)
# sounds like a friday night round my ex's

/bitter
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Filth!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Hey
That's my line!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:44, archived)
# ;)
I need a new catchphrase....

How about 'Cor!'?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)
# I think that's
© bovine inc. But maybe he'll let you use it.
I think you need a word that suggests a licking of the lips
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Slurp!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:53, archived)
# I'm not sure that's dirty enough
for you
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:56, archived)
# How about
'moistens lower lip with a quick dart of the tongue'?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Perfect!
I was just thinking that
*leers*
could work
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Or
...slurp...
edit: forever b3tan...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:56, archived)
# DVDA
it's the holy grail
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)
# i hope nohands doesn't slip
it looks like it might hurt
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:37, archived)
# looks like it should hurt already
gonna have to be renamed no hands and no bollocks due to extreme friction burns(but that doesnt roll off the tongue so well though)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Too right.
That was always the dodgiest place for a 'backie'....
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:39, archived)
# F'narr F'narr


sorry
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Is Nohands
going for a DIY neutering?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha!
Status sQUOsh!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:37, archived)
# how would you
illegitimately fit someone on a bike?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:38, archived)
# haha
I'm not sure, but someone will know!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:39, archived)
# I meant
as opposed to just pasting them into the picture .. like .. they have to be On the bike.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:39, archived)
# good effort
at high density meme shopping
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:38, archived)
# poor domo
his nuts must chafe
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)
# right i have never spammed...
but click here!!

www.findmypants.com
my mates new site - launched today... wants it to go viral.

it's a good idea and has already got 54 quid in the prize fund...
AND you get a picture i drew of a spinny man in his pants.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:34, archived)
# you didn't launch it today
I remember seeing it last year...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)
# You are Mystic Meg
and I claim my five pounds
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:36, archived)
# So there.
/sticks out tongue and waggles the fingers inserted in me ears. Tell 'im Rob.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:37, archived)
# sorry - that was a bit pedantic
oh well
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:39, archived)
# yeah
well the *official* launch is today.
that's when the mailshot went out anyway.

/edit the day after everyone deletes their xmas spam you see..
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:37, archived)
# *cough*
In the survey you ask 'the cleaners will find them'
hence is one (sherlocksquirell) to deduce that they are located inside of a place that is regularly cleaned......cuts out 80% of country.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)
# I
dont ask anything.
i didn't set up the site - one of my friends did.
read into it however you like! just click on the ads to get the prize fund up!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Blimmy
I like that idea.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:39, archived)
# tis a good idea
good luck.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# clever marketing ideas #1 ...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:33, archived)
# yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Dunno why,
but that is funny.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)
# New fangled poot.
I'tll never catch on. Mark my words.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Woo!
For some reason that made me giggle!

Well done!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:36, archived)
# odd
╚6Ü+╝▐Mo○τx█⌡╤{┘ê♣♣♣{§fδφn╥╧«│\6◙╕j*BB♠¬
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:36, archived)
# if you do 4 digits, you get spongolian
¾C Ò— ɽ ¶Ö †L ¾ä …Å ¥¾
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# You
know. For kids.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:36, archived)
# One of
the best films ever, FACT!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Unholy
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Jeebus!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)
# "Gerard Enterprises"
It sounds almost corprate.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)
# It is.
Is a fancy dress costume maker.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)
# blimmy
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)
# egads!
two for the price of one pant-shitting fear...
congratulations on that
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Bungle
has let himself go.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)
# goddamn
that crack pipe.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:30, archived)
# heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy yooooooooooooouuuuu guuuuuuuuuuyyyysssssss
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:28, archived)
#
*does truffle shuffle*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:29, archived)
#
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(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:30, archived)
#
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(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:32, archived)
#
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(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:33, archived)
#
Íu◙J☻ñ♥♣ß'é&T♥;Ù⌂äç(R#óÈ
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)
#
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(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Holy mother
of pissing christ!

The filename is disturbing too.

But so Woo anyway!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Yooway!
That is so ugly! It reminds me of a neighbours dog!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:29, archived)
# scary pic
and what in gods name is Fechter's Finger Flicking Frolic?!?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:30, archived)
# only
to be used by those over the age of 18 and then only if you have a pilots licence.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:32, archived)
# ah
that'd be why i can't see the pics then..i'm too young*

*this may be a lie
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)
# It'll be Bonsai trees next

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# pffft
groan
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# death
to hedges

woo
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Arf!
Brilliant!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# that's woo
I love all the little touches. YAY!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Superb
Just superb.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)
# what's superb?
am I missing something here? My brain hurts...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Everyone loves
little touches
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)
# I knew it wasn't going to be too long
before some filthy minded individual picked up on that...although I was anticipating that it would be Sick boy... ;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Filthy? Me? Never!
I was thinking in a cutesy Forever Friends kind of way. Honest.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# I
used to work with someone called ken wheeler.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:28, archived)
# i just farted
tee hee hee
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# as ever
the devil is in the detail.
who told you about my family? bah!

pstt. you missed a 'c' out of bicycle in "top topiary stories"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# oh b***s
there that's fixed it
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# huzzah!
Amusing, and replies promptly to customer enquries!
Ever thought about a job in a call centre?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# I own a large company
that runs a call centre and have lived a charmed life on the proceeds ever since.

/lies
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha
as usual the sidebar has me in stitches - woo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)
# bush
heheheheheheheh

bush

heheheheh!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)
# poor civet.....
'The civet not only is fond of fruit, but has had a love-hate relationship with growers of a particular coffee bean in Viet Nam. Civets love this bean, and search out the tastiest examples with their long, foxlike nose. The hardiest beans survive the digestive process of the civet, and are prized in caphe cut chon, or fox-dung coffee (Vietnamese call the civet "fox.")'

'The civet is also the source of a highly-valued musk, used as a stablizing agent in perfumes. Although civets were at one time killed for their musk, they more recently have been "recycled" for this purpose. Also called "civet," excretions are scraped from the civet's perianeal glands, a painful process. Both male and female cats produce these strong-smelling excretions. At least one civet cat farmer in Ethiopia raises civets for their musk, although this practice is dying out as perfumers move toward using synthetic fixatives.'

poor thing

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I love Civets
and their lust for rank odours. Boo hiss the Chinese government
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# I've read aboot that coffee
didn't realise it was these little buggers though.
Everydays a schoolday on b3ta.
edit:hmm compo?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:22, archived)
# pffft. you said 'enormous bush'...
That is very silly and made me giggle loads. Well done!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# threadjack:
whats the key command where you can use the number pad to come up with strange mathematical symbols and the like?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# i usually find
'CHANGE YOU BASTARD' with repetitive bashment of said keys, does nowt to help.

edit: naughty naughty threadjacker, be ready for abuse
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:23, archived)
# thankyou. very much.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# alt
and normally a three digit code. don't have a list, but its more fun to guess, init?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# yeah, i like the randoms.
█‼ !åô5╬╔
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:25, archived)
# §b+¦Ü26B
[+¢NÖµ_±_AòÕõf+

well that was pretty spectacular, wasn't it?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)
# alt + 666 gives you:
Ü
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Crap Pun of the Day No. 63
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# theres nothing i can say`
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# turn around bright eyes
woo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Wider than a mile!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Errrrrrrrrrrrr...
..the lunar ventricle? We like the moon?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# think Mancini


edit: that IS a liver isn't it?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Check
the filename :p
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
ignore me then - thought it was "Moon Liver....Wider than a mile...etc."
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Moon Liver
Rider ran a mire.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)
# aha -
you sing kally okey too?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Argh!
V.Good. Took me a while. Although judging by the relative sizes, I think that will be annular, rather than total.

/astronomy geek
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# thanks for the 'annular' clue...
or I'd never have got that one!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# your astronomic geekery
at least helped me understand. It's a bonnie pun right enough.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:20, archived)
# The Elder Scrolls III:
Bloodmoon
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)
# total
eclipse of your fart???

/i dunno
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:33, archived)
# i thought it was


'heart side of the moon' by pink floyd
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:33, archived)
# total eclipse of the heart?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:43, archived)
# .

.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# tee he he
woo
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# hello everybody
I'm sixteen weeks old and thought you all might like a wave
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Not another one
surely?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Oooooooooooo!
Wow! Hello!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Hello!
*waves*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# it's eaten the fear
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
#
that's no fear!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)
# you are a hotbed
of virility

woo theBear!

Nice one matey!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
What a clever little cub!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# good lord
another one? is thebear going for some sort of record?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# naah
just his own football team
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)
# American Football Team
maybe...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)
# ahhhhh
*waves back*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Strict Catholics are ye?
congratumalations though, to you MrsB and the cub.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# Arrgghhh! Catlicks!
Run for de hills, mudder!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Sharrup ya bleedin' finnian.
'pogue ma hone'

/gratuitous use of foreign cursing.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)
# and
up yours too!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)
# GAH!
I've been slighted in colloquial Irish!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)
# blimey
you're breeding mighty quick.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# his seed...
...is good
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# and mrsbear carry good pod
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)
# is this medical terminology
you're using?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# yes
we both qualified at the Betty F'nord clinic specialising in trousers and jam

thebear Phd Sic. Gloves
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Was everything OK at the scan?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# super!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
BREED DAMN YOU BREED!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)
# So true!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# all this talk of mens fertility being lower then 50 years ago

seem not to have affected your dad, he's a one man baby making machine.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# according to Alan Titchmarsh
the secret to fertility is to fork some well rotted horse shit into the area twice a year
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# I didn't know you were working on a sequel! :)
Congratulations!!!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Yay
so young and already playing to the crowds!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)
# woo!
And welcome! Pull up a kitten, shop a chair.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Welcome!
You'll never leave*

*b3ta, not the womb
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# now that made me chuckle.
ta.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# *waves*
The BearCub2 - Bears cubber.
or some similarly bad us hollywood sequel-related nomenclature.

Well done on your top-notch fertility. any tips? Do you only wear hand-knitted undergarments?
Do you rub yourself with unguents or a bull pizzle?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# all of the above
Oh and never sit on radiators
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:25, archived)
# this:
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)
# erk.
think i'd rather sit on radiators. damn Titchmarsh (the man, not the suffolk village)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Hello!
bruv?
I think Daddy Bear might dress you in girl's clothing!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# he can borrow mine
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:25, archived)
# To go camping in
mebbe
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)
# So that's what's happened...


First post- sorry, learning to use photoshop and I have a hunger for insults about my skills...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# what
is it?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# I think
the space bees are swarming. Very far away
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Run, they are swarming, Run for your lives...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# oh
false alarm, sorry
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# yes! Quick!
we've probably only several thousand years to buy enough repellant sprays!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Remedy


I felt it necessary to comission adequete defences for these martian insects
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:32, archived)
# welcome!
(but edit your post, we can't see the pic without clicking)

Pic deleted now Phil's made it work
Woo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# yup
tis a cracker

welcom new person... thou shalt never leave
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Oops!
You've linked to the thumbnail I think.

Please try again. Thank you please.

EDIT: I saw it - Woo to you sir.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# hmm
could you make it smaller??
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Here, you forgot this...
"/sarcasm"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# oops
thankyou for keeping me straight.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# and i've been trying
for sooo long to make it biggerer.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# schoolboy error that
smaller is better. erm. wait, hang on....
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# dont you read your e-mail?
I reply to them all and buy all the pills...

as a consequence my nob now spans the Equator circumnavigates the globe. happy now?

100% FACT
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# SPANS the equator eh!
The equator is only a line, how thick could it be. Maybe an inch across, you span that do ya.. cor.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)
# lol
he has a point there, not that I want to start taking sides on the "your nob" topic.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)
# feel free to takes
you want the south side or the north side?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)
# erm...
really not sure how to answer a question like this. Do you want the north side of my penis or the south. Not a question I've often been asked. Maybe we could have a phone vote for which side I should choose.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# if you put that in an <img src="URL HERE"> then it should show on the board
welcome : )


[edit]heh, you know how to please us, class use of the quo

[edit2] hooray! thats the money!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Very good! Have a WOO
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# sorry,
i'm a bit crap at html and all that. but thank you.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# well, you now know at least as much html as me
and ive been lingering around here for aggggggges
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# it's very good
keep em coming!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# The FAQ is your
friend.

Welcome!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Woo yay!
welcome aboard, and just see if you ever leave...cos I thinks ye won't

Mars pearoast from this morning
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# hehehe
nice one - welcome aboard!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Yay!
I love the tiny 'quo' on the horizon!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Hmm...
Too subtle?

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)
# no no i get it



clue?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# whatch out where the huskies gooo...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Hint
Maybe wearing all that will warm him up a little...

Now I think about it, it's not very funny - was better IN MEH HEED.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Ah,
now I get it! It's a cold person!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# ah!
knew it would be something obvious.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Have we been watching
Eddie Izzard by any chance?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)
# Go-on let us in on it?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# I have to admit
I failed to get the post, but the IN MEH HEED sounds suspiciously like one of hte few truly good bits of hte Eddie Izzard DVD I got for Xmas.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)
# erm, bling?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Was he in Shaft?
really rather woo
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# He would be...
..if Richard Gere got his mits on him!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# I look forward to meeting him
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Fly. Sharp. Cool.
bling ain't the word for that meer'cool'cat
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# yay for recognising its a meercat
all the people who'd seen it before I posted it thought it was a squirrel. I know retarded people.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# I know me own.


(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# can you introduce me
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# doubt it
he's more into introducing people to, you know, "other" wildlife creatures.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# other?
what other?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)
# woo!
wheres ma money!?
biatch
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# dig!
that's ace.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Terry had an idea
every morning he passed by the building site, and those builders were all devils with the ladies...

more of Terry's tale of woe available for clicakge in profile
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Terry is excellent
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# maybe he and Gladys
could fix something up
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Now thats just,
plain scary.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# awwww.
this had better have a happy ending...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Somehow,
you seem to be telling my life story in pictures!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Hurrah for Terry
and you!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)

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