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...beamed from the mothership, Mars Express, may shed some light on Beagle 2's communication problem.

(AdrianJ, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

cheese nibblets

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)

yes please

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

Nutter. Woo.

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kaydup, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)

That is making me titter somewhat.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:00, archived)

Heh.

I likes that. :)

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:00, archived)

woo!

i can't get enough of the whole mars thing!

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:00, archived)

Have you heard?

It's in the stars, next July we colide with Mars

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)

Done on a shoestring £40m budget...

Did anyone remember to put a 13 amp fuse in?

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)

Nah.

They just used a nail instead.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:02, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

coctail sausages

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)

hello again.

made me laugh that one.

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souljah, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)

how sinister

you are

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:00, archived)

stay still,

its visual system is based on movement
edit: pantseatflyer, where is the face from?

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)

HA!

Ditch Photoshop
Ditch Flash
Ditch Paint
Get Ascii

O

(philip_wilson, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)

Ditch Photoshop

Ditch Flash
Ditch Paint
Ditch Ascii

Get binary

0010110010010100010101010101010
1010010101101001010101001000101
0100101010100100100100101010101
0010110010010100010101010101010
1010010101101001010101001000101
0100101010100100100100101010101
0010110010010100010101010101010
1010010101101001010101001000101
0100101010100100100100101010101

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)

Ditch Ascii

Ditch Binary

Get photoshop

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dogsbollocks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

Aha.

The circle is complete.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)

strike me down

and i shall beomce more powerful than you can ever imagine

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

You just made me think of Beyonce fucking Knowles as a Jedi.

For that I shall have vengeance.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)

Ditch Photoshop
Ditch Flash
Ditch Ascii
Ditch Binary
Get Photoshop, download a couple of pictures of cats and people with physical disabilities, possibly include bin laden, and set them all against a surreal depiction of Middle Earth.

HA!

(philip_wilson, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

My god!?

Binary!? You wuss! Let's get down to the voltage levels!

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

can we just go back to ..

a brush and canvas? ;)

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4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)

nah mate

11111110101110001012111021012111002110220101211022102021102011002101211102011111, you do

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spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)

someone found us

by googling for speedcore

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)

perhaps

it was hetz himself!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:04, archived)

Back in the eighties

Someone sold a microcomputer that worked in Trinary - base 3, vs binary.
A bit silly, you'd think, but it worked.

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wonko the sane, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:22, archived)

i did a bit of research into ternary

balanced ternary is a genius piece of work, but it really can do your head in

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spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:23, archived)

Also

after a bit of research, I think I must have been talking bollocks.
I'm sure I remember it, though.
Some Ternary computers have clearly been developed over the years, but none in the "commercial" sense.

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wonko the sane, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:27, archived)

Ditch Photoshop

Ditch Flash
Ditch Paint
Ditch Ascii
Ditch Binary

Read a book

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)

forget about books.

cave painting is where it's at.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)

oh totally!

(philip_wilson, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)

that and

chassing mammoths across ice deserts.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)

my housemate once said to me

"is that a book you're reading? i haven't read a book for eight years, you know. the last one i read was by a serial killer." i don't know why, but it was quite scary at the time

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spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:07, archived)

there are two type of people in this world.

those who understand binary and those who don't.

...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

arf!

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Ptortoise, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)

That made me laugh on so many levels

that I feel like a right smug bastard.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)

i think i'll just put on

my smug hat.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:00, archived)

Here ya go:

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:04, archived)

hahaha!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)

beautiful

try using <pre> tags :)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

yeah !

(Mr Dobalina, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

Bloody hell!

Maximum respect! How quickly did you knock that up!?

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

sorry

i should have said it was a repost

(Mr Dobalina, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)

Oh I see...

I feel cheated now... Dirty! I can't wipe it off! I'm gonna clean myself in bleach.

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:00, archived)

me too

(Mr Dobalina, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)

yay!

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)

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robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

arrrgghh

my eyes!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:00, archived)

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All wrok and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no pay makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boyy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play mkaes Jack a dull boy!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dul boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy!

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:24, archived)

Throw away your computer.

Get a ditch.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)

Crap i know, but hey!

Listen! Those airmarshals are trying to shoot our shiney new bulletproof door! The foolish pricks

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)

shiney?

That's just down the road from me.

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)

That makes you 'gleaming'.

Or were you being literal?

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

I live near a place called

Shiney Row

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

what's the big O

looking at?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)

the monitor

you know when people are being filmed and you can see them glancing off to the side to see themselves in the monitor

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

that's the most

amusing thing. people trying to wave at the camera but looking in a completely different direction, and waving stupidly.

(roboglitch, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)

Thought I'd try one of those animal merge pictures,

But I think my copy of Photoshop is borked.

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kaydup, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)

woo.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)

I'll see your woo

and raise you a yay

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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)

Arf!

What's Orange and sounds like a parrot?

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)

a cat

oh wait
ummm

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

An orange cockatiel?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

please don't make me tell you the answer...

you won't like it.

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, IT'S A CARROT!

*pants heavily*

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

You burst a blood vessel on that one didn't you?

Have you thought about the sodium level in your diet?

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)

but you said it was a potatoey thingy

over there
*points down a bit*

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)

A potato.

Old joke that.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:56, archived)

Iain Paisley?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:03, archived)

Arf!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)

hahaha

that made me larf

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rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)

hahaha!

don't worry mine always do that!.
I especially like Whatthefuckhappenedthere.psd...

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

Ithangyew.

:-)

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kaydup, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

hahaha

woo

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

arf

loon! i love it

(skagg, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

Woo yay for that

Cat+Parrot=Carrot! duh!

(devilstick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)

haha

puntastic!

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discostu oh my, its back, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:05, archived)

some java prettyness

to soothe and relax you
it's a java program, mind.

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)

java seems to have stopped working for me

I'm yet to be arsed to even try and figure it out...

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jme, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)

Java, I saw a book about Java!
Oh... no... wait...
That was a movie.

Nevermind

(philip_wilson, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:51, archived)

no, that was the thin milky

film on your coffee.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)

I see

My confusion was understandable though, and Ill defend it to the death.

(philip_wilson, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)

It was Jakarta anyway

or was that Ceylon? No... Rhodesia? Persia? Erm... Prussia - that was it! Or maybe Borneo.
Confused.

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TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)

curious

does anyone know when/if the challenges will resume?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)

This Friday?

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dogsbollocks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)

*drools*

*must give all money to tweaknik*

and more bonus woo for using the phrase 'randomise spawn angle'

(roboglitch, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

hehe,

that phrase never seems to work down the pub though...

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

Nice

Did you program that? Bubbleboy is nice too.

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underneath the weeping willow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

yep

they're all from my odd mind

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:59, archived)

Great work.

Ripples is really ace.

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underneath the weeping willow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:04, archived)

hehe

thanks!, they run pretty slow on my machine unfortunately

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:07, archived)

that

is perfect

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spacefish bong!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:58, archived)

bigtastico!

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)

yayyyyyyy!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)

arrr

that is quite marvelous

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)

Scientist announce....

New breakthrough in solving world hunger

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)

cats

as farmers,
lalalalalalalaaa.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)

Y'all be real careful when yer puts yer slippers on, now

I think Elsie's bin a-vomitin' in them.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)

Oooh

arrrrr!

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matsimpsk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)

kittens of the corn

yay!

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)

arr.

get orf moi land, towneeeees.

w\y/h.

(roboglitch, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:51, archived)

quite good!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:55, archived)

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:01, archived)

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:03, archived)

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:08, archived)

yay!

i love him!

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)

aaaarrrrggghhh

kittens of the corn!

EDit: oh bugger, tweaknik already said that.

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discostu oh my, its back, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)

I just finished this...

i like how it turned out...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)

I didn't know Vernan Kaye could play guitar...

He's a nob anyway

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)

its a b3tan, actually...Name's Barney

Don't know his screen name though...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)

Cool...

I was only fooling though ;) 'tis a mighty fine pic. My sister's fond of doing those... Did you want my life story?

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)

wow

*pick up jaw off the floor*

that be very most excellent

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)

Jolly nice.

What do you do your stuff in?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)

that's in flash

i lurves it. *hugs monitor*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)

your style be very cool

*still very proud of picture of me*

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:51, archived)

hehe

yeah...i like that one. ^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)

E diminished

seventh.

titty-boom.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)

hehe...thassa guitar joke...

and i get it! ^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:50, archived)

Woo to the picture,

by the way. :)

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)

and no strings ...

attached

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4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)

isn't the

headstock upside down?

by that I mean WOO etc etc

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alistair, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)

no...i just drew it funny.

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:57, archived)

woo!

thats quite fab!

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discostu oh my, its back, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:06, archived)

darn tootin'

HTML RAWKS!

(philip_wilson, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)

I'll second that!

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)

hmmm

ignore or not ignore?
not technically a troll...

but aye paint is the way forward

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)

Hurrah!

You can't beat a good paintmashed cock, can you?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)

tut tut

the comedy penis should only be used when one has a new graphics tablet, everyone should know this

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)

look

sorry... windows media player and the chamber of "haha you cant uninstall me" just got me down...

(philip_wilson, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)

tis alright

paintmashed cocks are also acceptable

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)

Vive la revolution!

Just look at the art work on that cock! Speaks volumes!

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)

huzzzah!

willywillywilly

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lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)

not very shoppable but cool orignal drawings of old nasa spaceships (i was lloking for old skool cadmashes)
www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/History/diagrams/diagrams.htm
www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/History/diagrams/mercury.html

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alistair, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)

i'd rather have deluxe paint

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tweaknik, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)

To the Batroom!

In the later years, budget cutbacks turned the Batcave into a Batroom.

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Grampa, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)

Arf!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)

groan

top woo though

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)

Holy toilet blocks batman!

Can I spell puke!?

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:41, archived)

arf

*trying to think up something funny to say about Robin, bathrooms and cottaging*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:41, archived)

Holy cubicle walls *glumph*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)

gobble gobble.

no, that's turkeys.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)

That'd be embarrassing.

Turkey pops in for a quick piss and you nosh it off.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:51, archived)

perspective dude...

woah....

i feel slightly drunk, loooking up from the toilet floor at batman and robin is something i've not done for a while.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)

yeah

those were the days, oh wait
they still are!

horay for being a uni student

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)

it's a bit sloppy

The lighting can use some work but I gotta make supper so I posted what I had...

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Grampa, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)

nah the pics good

the concept is intriguing

but man, those emories.

100% of FACT the fountain in Leeds University always contains at least ONE traffic cone, and possibly up to 3 trolleys

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)

the bat car

doesn't have such a good ring to it either.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)

groan :)

does anyone have a link to the glasscock picture?

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robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)

woo!

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)

chance for a superhero related repost

(i really must make more pictures)

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DirtyArse, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)

I love the idea of BT

having a lost property department.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)

*applauds*

Very nice.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)

hyuk hyuk hyuk!

that's loony : )

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cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)

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pippy is a truck, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)

it's some kind of duck-swan-swan-man

orgy!

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stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)

ha!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)

shouldn't that

sign be 18 not 15?

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)

at least 16.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:41, archived)

but its got

duck-swan-swan-man orgy scenes in it...

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)

Get this fowl stuff off of our internet.

I am so very sorry.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)

15 is ok

as long as she tells you she's 16

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)

Apparently if you're over 24 and she's underage

then you're done for statutory rape even if she provides you with documentary evidence and a reliable family member as witness. The consent laws in this country are fucking batshit.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)

a family member

as a witness?
eugh.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)

I'd best go to Sri Lanka then

Rise I Robot

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:52, archived)

I still don't believe

that the age of consent only applies to girls. I'm sure that if I went out and had sex with a 13 year old boy I could be prosectuted

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)

I'll pretend if you like

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:54, archived)

in canada the age of consent is 14...

there you go all you dirty pedophiles!

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rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)

eep!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)

apparently

I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!
that guy's on an invisible conveyor belt

how handy

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)

Mummy

what are they doing?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)

how rude!

stop laughing! stop laughing now!

*snigger*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)

Wahey!

Incentive for extending the speeding control measures!

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)

hahaha! loon!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)

Is that .. 15 hph ?

(humps per hour?) ;)

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4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)

WOO and YAY

very good

--------
threadjack

anyone else having problems with google this evening?

(Brad Dice, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:41, archived)

You dirty,

dirty, dirty little man

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matsimpsk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)

you forgot

*rubs thighs*

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)

One at the front

One at the back
One at the front
One at the back
One at the front
One at the back
One at the front
One at the back

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)

how rude!

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)

Haha!

you pervert :)

(

Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:45, archived)

Tension reaches a new high...

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

hahahahahah

the eye-movement at the end is spectatular!

(

stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:33, archived)

does anyone mind terribly if i take this thread to cuba?

TJ: does anybody know latin well enough to give me a very reliable translation of "real men do market research"?

much appreciated upon delivery

(skagg, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)

It's a dead language!

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)

Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:41, archived)

Cave canem,

baby.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)

Caput tuum in ano est*

* this is at least 90% inaccurate

(

Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)

beleive me

if i could get it all the way up there id be stopping on the way to lick some balls or something

(skagg, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:49, archived)

Arnie likes Hummers

Sly likes Series Landrovers

Sly rocks, Arnie is a great big ponce.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:33, archived)

Hummers?

little birds that can fly backwards?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)

No, like a type of blowjob.

Well I say type, it's more of a method really...

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)

ahahhahaha

supremely spurious

(zut, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)

Sly and Arnie

will always remind me of and episode of family guy where they were sitting in a rowing boat.

Woo pic and Eyark is a word that should be used more often

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)

what a lark!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)

It's cutting sature.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:29, archived)

I dont get it, but then Im stupid.
I like the naughty bits on the frenchman though, so I give it the full 5 lemmings!
Bravo

(philip_wilson, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:31, archived)

did you say

lemmings?

(

alistair, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)

houpla

that was utterly wonderful :)

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:42, archived)

aww shucks

I got 1500 hits after i linked it on a compo entry... which was nice.

(

alistair, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)

that was great!

(

rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)

saut cuture?

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)

why can't everyone just be nice to each other?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

that is being nice ..

in a french sort of way

(

4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:33, archived)

STOP IT!

just because someone else has done something wrong doesn't make it right to do something back.
when will people learn.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)

What on earth are you talking about?

What you say DEFIES THE VERY LAW OF EVOLUTION. Why did we descend from the trees if not to point and jeer?

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)

oh, fair point.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)

are you sure?

are you sure it's not just unsavory and rude?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

I... I'm not sure...

When I was young, everything seemed so clear cut...but now...it's all so confusing... there's no moral clarity... it's just this dreadful, nebulous swamp that engulfs me... help me. HELP ME.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:33, archived)

I'm not sure either

I do have my 'prude' hat on today though

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)

I was called a prude once...

I found my dads porn collection on his computer, confused (being young) I told my mum, and was later accused of being a prude (from my dad).

Well thats enough family fun for today, join me next week when I describe my first homosexual insestual pedophonic experience.

(philip_wilson, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)

"pedophonic" sounds disturbing

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:44, archived)

"Sounds like feet",

I think.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)

It's not prude vs rude...

it's moral absolutes versus a freewheeling hedonism... I don't know... I just don't know.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)

no problem

you are living in a world devoid of any morals

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)

The French bloke's nob

looks like a smiley face.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

yes

yes it does...

more smiley face genitalia, thats what we need!
good ol' genitalia.

(philip_wilson, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:33, archived)

its also got a moustache

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)

they love us, really.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)

Those statues...

they're all asking for it.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)

i doubt it'll make bandwaggon status

but i'd like to see it

(

alistair, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)

they used to give us presents....like statues

their love has grown so. so much that gifts are no longer an appropriate sentiment for how much they love us.

they're just shy.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)

Not wanting to seem too much of a geek but...

Didn't the french donate the statue of liberty in the first place... come to think of it...

Isn't the statue huge!? How big is the French guy!?

MY GOD!!! THIS FRENCH MAN WILL KILL US ALL! WE NEED GODZILLA!

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)

The French gave America the

Statue of Liberty. That is true. BUT DOES THAT MEAN THEY CAN STROLL ACROSS THE ATLANTIC AND VIOLATE HER WITH THEIR SWEATY GARLIC HANDS AND SHOOT FILTHY FROG JISM INSIDE HER MARBLE CRACK? No. It does not.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:41, archived)

The statue of liberty

is not a her, it is an it because itis an inanimate object

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:43, archived)

You call the statue of liberty

an inanimate object? Fool! Everything in life remains inanimate if we do not invest it with love, passion and belief!

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:46, archived)

you've clearly never seen

Ghostbusters II

wonderful

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)

Ha ha,

you mindpiss-slimed me!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:48, archived)

Haven't you seen

Ghostbusters 2?

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)

hmm

homepages.nildram.co.uk/~78gfd/potato.swf

(anon_12765, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:25, archived)

I must say

there's nothing satisfying about stabbing to potato but squashing it is much fun

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)

Not the poatato man

Argh the potato man, is out to get me?

(Wire, brush and dental, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)

the stabbing is boring

the squashing is ok.

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)

i could play all day though.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:30, archived)

i couldn't

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:31, archived)

i'm easily pleased.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:33, archived)

hahah

yay!

(

stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)

Stab the potato!

Stab it hard!

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:29, archived)

The stab would be better...

if it was accompanied by a nice SPONG!

(

BamaSS, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:29, archived)

hahahaha.

"a table"
hehehehe.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:30, archived)

I think it's important

that these things are established early on.

That and other important questions, like the one I asked on the pub scheduler "Do any of your neighbours have dogs I can abuse?"

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:31, archived)

sasdly not.

you'll have to bring your own dog.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

This was much better in my mind than on the screen...

(

BamaSS, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

groan

punage most clever and foul

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

Oh the punnage.

Arf.

(

kaydup, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

which one is Minnie Caldwell?

;)

(

4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:27, archived)

dunno

but the one on the right is a dead ringer for Deidre

(

BamaSS, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)

Looks more

like Johnny 5 to me

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:29, archived)

ahem...

any excuse to roast a pea!

(

tweaknik, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)

right click

properties
filename
bashes head on table

(

_null_, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:29, archived)

puntastic

(zut, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:31, archived)

ahahahaha!

(

barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

oooh

i recognise that background!
(pearoast)
Edit: where are my manners. woo yay etc.

(

DirtyArse, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)

i've been photographing bubbles!

click for full - those are all real bubbles in my shower-gel (i changed the colours, that was all), facinated me.
perhaps i'm easily facinated.
is quite pretty too

(

stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:21, archived)

pretty!

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:22, archived)

thats purdy!!!

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:22, archived)

pwitty

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:23, archived)

it looks like a close up

of a leaf!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:23, archived)

it's tea-flavoured

shower-gel!

(

stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

You drink your shower gel!?

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:25, archived)

i thought it worked from the inside out?

*barfs a bubble*

(

stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

yaaaaaaaay!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

and

www.steveguntrip.co.uk/misc/bubbles1.jpg

looks more leaflike (it's also 700kb, sorry), but i've equally managed to seperate the colours somehow

(

stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:25, archived)

Ooh

I would

*ahem* Yes, er, woo

(

useful_idiot, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

Ooooh.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

it's like an aero,

only soapier.

(

_null_, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

oooooh, that's ratcher lovely that is...

*cough*wallapaper*cough*
*cough*1024x768 please*cough

(DeviousMiscreant, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

seconded

please?

(mary magdalen, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

two secs

(

stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

fada

www.fucksocks.co.uk/dump/bubblewallapepaprapr.jpg

cropped so it's in proportion, hmm, it's stopped, aha, no started again

it's reasons like this why my whole site takes up 360mb!

(

stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)

oooooh, that'll do grand

thanky kindly

(DeviousMiscreant, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

Houpla!

(zut, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:25, archived)

i too

must be easily facinated!

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:27, archived)

You can see it forming

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)

good lord

it's everywhere

(

cwethan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:29, archived)

it's a

soapy fear-tus!

(

_null_, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:29, archived)

yaaaarggg

what have i done?

*goes unwashes for ever*

(

stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:30, archived)

yay for miniature things!

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:29, archived)

cool bubbles!

woo!

(

tweaknik, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)

Boy Howdy - I MISS YOU!!

Chrissy, ohhhh Chrissy -- way wierd I know. Heavy sigh...and a roo for good measure!

(Spykedheelz, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:18, archived)

wha...?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:18, archived)

quoi?

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:18, archived)

i don't understand

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

whit?

(

coco, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

have you

lost weight?

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

I have!

Huzzah!

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:25, archived)

huh?

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

~~yes.~~

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

"way wierd I know"

Are you Yoda?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

toilet's on your left.

take care of the small step.

(

_null_, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:21, archived)

there was that one time,

but you probvably don't remember it.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:22, archived)

Stare at the cat

(

Devious ...what?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:22, archived)

hahahahahaha.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:25, archived)

*stares*

Must... buy... cat food...

(

useful_idiot, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

Oh dear...

w-w-hy does the cat want me to touch myself...

(

moonjam, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:31, archived)

Yeesh

(well fuck that, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

Bastard

Just in case I wasn't definitely going to hell.

(

moonjam, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

if he's stupid...

then what the fuck does that make us!?...

(DeviousMiscreant, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

Oh come on

How clever can a man be if he can't even tie his laces himself?

Of course this is a total joke, I have the utmost respect for Professor Hawkings, he is my God

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:18, archived)

*cough*

no comment

*stands in corner in quiet shame*

(DeviousMiscreant, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

he'd just bend the space around his feet

voila

edit: that cybertronic time chair can do anything

(zut, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

Im larghing so much its scary....

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

Athletes

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

Have you ever read A Brief History of Time?

It's bollocks, I tell you.

(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

its not brief at all

pah

(zut, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:21, archived)

TJ: quick because

last time I done this a flood of messages came in, where do you think is best to upload your pictures from?Angelfire is pissing me off, violation of terms of contract and all that bollucks

(Wire, brush and dental, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:18, archived)

i use freeserve

but that's just because i'm a member

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

USE MONEY TO BUY GOODS AND SERVICES

;)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

many peanuts

(zut, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:21, archived)

msn

but i have a new domain *does a little dance*

(

lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

domain you say...?

Does it better www.fuckflaps.com?

(

moonjam, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)

read the faq instructions

and use msn groups, or pay for it

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

that sounds like a threat

eep!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

hell kick your ass for that

(zut, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:18, archived)

OI!

Leave me alone, i was just in the wrong place at the wrong time when my motors jammed next to that gimp

(

ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

ooh, i am being political tonight

and my first bandwagon

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:08, archived)

Hmmmm

Personally, I prefer the US to France and consider it more, or at least equally free.

(

karatesausage, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:10, archived)

i prefer the french system of government

but the latest religious things in school is stupid, its PC gone mad

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:13, archived)

How I love

that expression

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:15, archived)

isn't it

a spitting image thing? or am I just completely wrong?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:16, archived)

Makes me want to manke an animation

of a policeman jumping around shouting "Wibble"

It's a PC gone mad !

(

kaydup, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

oh :)

wheres stinkbomb when you need him, to take some flame

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:23, archived)

Tu disguiste moi, je avis tu est tres stupide

et tu est le "flaming idiot"

(Wire, brush and dental, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:15, archived)

*mentally corrects

your French*

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:16, archived)

*mentally eats your face

bastard*

(Wire, brush and dental, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

*mentally is in quite a lot of pain

and thinks that would have been a bit of an over-reaction had it been for real*

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:21, archived)

*mentally shakes fist you

fucking moron, now give me all your money so i can go to a gay bar*

(Wire, brush and dental, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:22, archived)

*mentally

collapses*

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

My computer went on a killing spree.

It's PC gone mad.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:15, archived)

Damn

You stole my brain and weed all over it. Before I had even bothered to post.

(

useful_idiot, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:16, archived)

i was going to animate that!

bah!

(

fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

The mind piss is flowing all over the board.

*fetches mop*

(

kaydup, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:22, archived)

Actually, I think the french had a point with that thing with schools.

If you ask me, the whole "you must wear some cloth on your head" thing was Religious Wank gone mad

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:16, archived)

people moving away from the church,

back to religion.
type thing.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

exactly

in the US you have:

the freedom to sue anyone for anything
the freedom to carry arms
the freedom to vote in rigged elections
the freedom to eat as many hamburgers as you like
the freedom to never have to walk more than five yards

and in France it is illegal:
to import (possibly) contaminated beef
to create a regional produce outside a region and still label it as a regional produce
to only speak one language (well, almost illegal)

(Brad Dice, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:16, archived)

The election wasn't rigged.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

wait

it was decided in a state where the winning candidate's brother was the governor, and almost certainly several thousand votes weren't counted?

sounds rigged to me. even if via incomptence and corruption rathter than intentional skulduggery.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

It's just Michael Moore Over the top

nonsense.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:27, archived)

if you really think that Bush is not corrupt

then you're nuts. just see the Halliburton bid process. I don't particularly care if the FL election was won through sheer incompetence or evil intent, but certainly nationwide Gore had more votes. the truly stupid thing is the electoral college system. for which, i suppose (sigh), we can't really blame the head chimp.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:30, archived)

It's the system that was wrong in this case aye.

I don't think Bush rigged the election.
As for corrupt, I don't know enough about him, but I don't particularly like the man or his policies at all.
I would prefer it if Gore had won. But would he really be any better?

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

i sort of doubt that gore would have

a) convinced the public that Osama = Saddam
b) promised to gain UN approval, then gone without
c) rescinded the Kyoto, Bio-weapons, ICBM, and NPP treaties

so yes, i think he would have been. as do a large segment of the US population. sadly, perhaps not enough.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)

I've just finished Stupid White Men and I agree

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

oi you

enough with supporting the republicans. i'll get you chucked out of Reading.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)

Mostly I like France

But are they still nuking south pacific islands? I realllllly don't like that at all

Paris is tres sexy

(

nocarrier, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:21, archived)

ooh, ooh

you forgot the freedom to imprison people indefinitely without trial in contravention of the Geneva Convention, and the right to invade or generally bully any country that doesn't agree with you, and the right to secede from treaties that "might" damage your economy.

silly.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:23, archived)

hurrah for all those

freedoms

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

there's load more where those came from

it's like Wal-Mart for 'freedom' over here.

2003 favourite: Iraqi freedom. that'd be where we kill 7,000+ civilians, then, and don't report it? oh, ok.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)

I think

it's a bit of a comment on how US talk of freedom is beginning to sound somewhat like lip-service.

(

slight yoinks!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:16, archived)

...and not reveal it to our enemies.

The Russians?

No, no, not the Russians, the French.

(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

i like that

yes

(

slight yoinks!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:10, archived)

france is bigger than i thought

*looks out of window*

argh! There's WINE ON MY DOOR!

France is coming!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:10, archived)

ha ha ha

*falls over*

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:11, archived)

i would help you up

but i can't, i'm laughing too hard

hahahahahaha

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:13, archived)

*still laughing*

(

100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:15, archived)

Give the children guns to fight on the street.

Fun fact: Britain has never been invaded since anglo-saxson times. Hurrah!

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:12, archived)

Take away the water and we'd be raped by everyone.

*FACT*

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:16, archived)

The same aplies with every country...

Espessaly Astralia.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:24, archived)

gun thingy

is about defending against opressive government, not foreigners init.

opressive gov... hey wait a minute! i have an idea!

(

slight yoinks!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

Yes it has.

www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/Wales-History/Fishguard.htm

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:21, archived)

Scientists in Fishguard have developed a new feminine deodorant

They've called it "Fishguard".

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:23, archived)

Fucksocks.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

not successful

ergo, does not count.

see FL elections for more details.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:26, archived)

I thought it was invasions, not successful invasions;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)

what's the saying?

oh yes
a miss is as good as a mile.

(rednc, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)

Arf!!!

thats is too funny!
yay!

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:16, archived)

lmao

dude that mad eme chuckle then say oooooo

(well fuck that, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:10, archived)

hurrah!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:10, archived)

Hmmm.

Mel Gibson will have to re-think his speech in Braveheart.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:11, archived)

mel gibson

is a fuckwit

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:11, archived)

that was edited rather quickly

is he a twunt or a halfwit?

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4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:14, archived)

i thought

calling him a zeplin was rather harsh

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:14, archived)

Sorry Roxy,

just seen the profi (ooops!) Enjoy the new job.

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4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:20, archived)

erm...

thank you

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:22, archived)

just love the inland rev boys at the moment

refunded me £250 for last year. Yay. Keep it up son!

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4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:18, archived)

thats a new one

he was french all along, thats why that french bird got on so well with him

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:12, archived)

nah, he was right

Scotland owns France

we all get our own bit each

it writes to you every three months and sends you a picture on its birthday

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coco, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

Ooh

Controversy. The lesser of two weevils, perhaps? Erm... I don't know, to be honest.

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useful_idiot, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:11, archived)

or just obtuse

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:11, archived)

wow what job you get?

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:14, archived)

sorting out Tax credits

with the Inland Revenue

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:15, archived)

argh

*hides*

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:16, archived)

I don't care

at least I'll be getting money from them

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

A world without France. Can't be arsed to post the pic.

www.themanwhofellasleep.com/france.html

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:14, archived)

yes yes

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oCo, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

but i'd rather go to france than america.

at least there i wouldn't be treated like a criminal.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)

You could go to Canada instead.

Canada is great. It has all the things that make America great, but they've removed the Americans.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

yes! Canada is much better!

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rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:53, archived)

You shouldn't have

killed those kids.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:19, archived)

i'm glad you left the channel islands on there

but you could have left Britanny on as well. It's not really France at all.

(Brad Dice, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:22, archived)

Hmm

hopefully you have seen the flash movie "end of the world"

(well fuck that, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:18, archived)

aye i remember that

can you linky, i forget where it is and am too lazy to use google

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)

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