Straight from BBC
The phrase "no shit" springs to mind.
Full story here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3497480.stm
already mentioned in a previous post
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:21,
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The phrase "no shit" springs to mind.
Full story here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3497480.stm
already mentioned in a previous post
IPS
I hear she's part of america's Idiot Protection Scheme.
They get Plastic surgery to hide their shame...
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oops!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:40,
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They get Plastic surgery to hide their shame...
/edit
oops!
How Dumb?
I had to read the story to find out that it is a woman.
Just figured it was some Redneck mofo.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55,
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Just figured it was some Redneck mofo.
Hahhahaa
Like that kid on the Brat Camp show last night who was pretending to be mentally unstable, that was funny.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:25,
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nothing
a good kicking couldn't sort out.
Ditto for Tarquin and his tongue bar. Stitch the fucker's gob up. That'll show him.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:27,
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Ditto for Tarquin and his tongue bar. Stitch the fucker's gob up. That'll show him.
That silly cow complaining of
toture really annoyed. I was tempted to use proper toture to show her the difference, then she would gladly ask before she went to brush her teeth.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:29,
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"Don't tell them your name Pike!"
You'd think the first place 'she' would go was either a) the hairdressers or b) Billy Ray Cyrus' achey breakey parts.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:28,
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Oh now that just plain good!
you've made me spill my afternoon cup of gin.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:06,
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"The cashier immediately noticed the bill - bearing the picture of the Statue of Liberty - was fake"
On the ball at Walmart, aren't they.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:32,
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Political Pearoast
Woo to yours.
Mines a bit sinister at the moment, I'm trying to redo it.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:26,
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Woo to yours.
Mines a bit sinister at the moment, I'm trying to redo it.
While he did love her so, he couldn't understand why she ignored him.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:14,
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soz
i could not think what to add !
Bedford is a rough place !!!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:15,
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Bedford is a rough place !!!
hmmm
Is that stoke by any chance?
Charv central!
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oops! WOO YAY!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:17,
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Charv central!
/edit
oops! WOO YAY!
ugh!
Yep its stoke alright :(
i wonder why everyone hates it sooo much...
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:22,
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i wonder why everyone hates it sooo much...
Not to mention ...
... that it was voted the worst city in Britain, but it is full of lower class, dull minded, moronic accented inbreds.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:26,
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COZ
its full of people saying "have you got a spare fag mate" and everybody calls you "duck".
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:32,
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Yeah ...
I do too ... I used to live far too close to that place.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:37,
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Oh the Punnage
It's Michael J Fox with his "Back to the Fuschia"
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:08,
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It's Michael J Fox with his "Back to the Fuschia"
Newsflash:
kingofpork was recently hospitalised with third-degree pun burns on 95% of his body.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:09,
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I thought it was
Michael J Fox-glove, but then realized that isn't a foxglove.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:11,
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Warning:
Do not buy generic tablets, such as "Trust" tablets - they are very shit indeed, and are made of poison and dirt.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:27,
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Zombies!
try to play this:
www.dawnofthedeadmovie.net/experience/blackout.htm
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:05,
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www.dawnofthedeadmovie.net/experience/blackout.htm
POS
crashed my browser.
Wonder if the movie will crash my brain?
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:06,
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Wonder if the movie will crash my brain?
.
I think it will eat your brain, too scary for me. SHEEEEEEEEEEESH!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:08,
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tj
i love this picture:
www.buschgardens.com/uploads/images/2/Anteater%20babyhighres.jpg
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:13,
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www.buschgardens.com/uploads/images/2/Anteater%20babyhighres.jpg
it deaded my browser!
didn't even get to see a zombie. is this like that ninja game or something?
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:21,
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i think we should alter the front page
so that monkoen can use a bigger font
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:05,
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that would do the trick
introducing newer b3tans to some of the best and funniest talents here.
when i was at the last bash i had this feeling that in 20 years time there's going to be a documentary made about the influence of b3ta and b3tans on world culture.
made me wish i had a video camera so i could provide footage. be the only way i could get myself in it
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:31,
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when i was at the last bash i had this feeling that in 20 years time there's going to be a documentary made about the influence of b3ta and b3tans on world culture.
made me wish i had a video camera so i could provide footage. be the only way i could get myself in it
my eyes hurt anyway, nothing to do with the pic
Woo! to the pic
bah-humbug to my wick eyes
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:06,
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bah-humbug to my wick eyes
haha
and it'd be cheaper than coke's 'filetr out the ions, then bung 'e straight back in' plan too.
are you looking for backers?
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:06,
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are you looking for backers?
Did anyone else...
think of tub girl when they saw that?
I think I have been spending to much time here.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:07,
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I think I have been spending to much time here.
as it's my 666th post, I thought i'd secure my ticket to hell.....
so with that in mind, it's time for.........
Amputee Golf
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56,
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Amputee Golf
woo
that shadow looks like the quo bungee jumping.. with no legs..
i'm seeing things now aren't i
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:00,
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i'm seeing things now aren't i
Like your style...
Woo!
Minor TJ:
My dad is weird, instead of pottering aroung the garden in his retirement, he started writing chaos theory stuff. Using one of his apps I decided to make a pretty animation (about 121K)
Chaos Gif
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:16,
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Minor TJ:
My dad is weird, instead of pottering aroung the garden in his retirement, he started writing chaos theory stuff. Using one of his apps I decided to make a pretty animation (about 121K)
Chaos Gif
Your dad is cool
hurrah for mathematically-generated loveliness
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:31,
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The Toronto Sun
Says that she tried to pay with $2.32 worth of gift cards :P
They should have mentioned that too, lol
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:02,
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They should have mentioned that too, lol
hmmm
he said something about sunflower seeds, then POP! he was gone...
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54,
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well
we're not sure, the future is'nt written yet, its whatever you make it, so make it a good one
/Doc
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55,
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/Doc
here mumsy!
just got mail offer for boat to Norn Iron
£33 each way for car+ 2 people, woo me I's going home soon
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55,
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£33 each way for car+ 2 people, woo me I's going home soon
I have other woo's
without these two. But I haven't wheeled this one out for a while, so I thought 'Dude, why not?'.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58,
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it looks a little
like pr0n, or would to a stupid nosey boss who could fire one for ssuch stuff, duh
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55,
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^
If you are old enough to be working in an office, you shouldn't be playing on the job !!!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56,
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if you were old enough to wipe your own arse
you wouldn't try and be such a smart arse.
and i'm on my lunch break.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58,
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and i'm on my lunch break.
i can use the internet at work as much as i want
because my work is good.
and when i do use it i prefer not to see spastics with strap-ons.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:58,
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and when i do use it i prefer not to see spastics with strap-ons.
erm the fact people might get fired if their boss was looking over
their shoulder
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55,
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It's
not safe for work?
i.e. if the boss sees it, we might get fired?
i.i.e.e. linky it now! and label it NSFW
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:55,
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i.e. if the boss sees it, we might get fired?
i.i.e.e. linky it now! and label it NSFW
Not Safe For Work
Quite a few people (myself included) check in on the board from the office, etc.
Images like that could conceivably get somebody into trouble so if you could post them as a link that would be lovely...
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54,
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Images like that could conceivably get somebody into trouble so if you could post them as a link that would be lovely...
The Brussels Fanatasy Film festival
Two weeks of fun and gore.
Details can be found on www.bifff.org
And it all takes place a 15 minute walk from my flat! Yay!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:00,
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Details can be found on www.bifff.org
And it all takes place a 15 minute walk from my flat! Yay!
cool
if only it weren't in brussels.
damn those enticing belgians
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:04,
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damn those enticing belgians
thats not safe for work. link it now or be felched.
then again, its a repost so delete the offending material before my cat buggers you.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51,
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Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NSFW! Sorry but there is no time when a strap-on is ever going to be SFW...
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:52,
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AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH
it was wromg last time.
reposting it isn't gonna make it any better?
you whore.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:53,
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reposting it isn't gonna make it any better?
you whore.
it's not particularly funny though
is it.
sorry to be bitchy, but if you're starting a new thread with a repost then it ought to be the funniest tihng around, and it ain't.
follow emohawk's example below
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54,
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sorry to be bitchy, but if you're starting a new thread with a repost then it ought to be the funniest tihng around, and it ain't.
follow emohawk's example below
gah!
change of subject...
did I miss a meeting? is this gc?
64.78.149.221/event1V1.asp
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54,
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did I miss a meeting? is this gc?
64.78.149.221/event1V1.asp
very
very gc indeed, old fruit.
i'll finally be good for that hosting i promised some time this week, by the way.
i'll let you know when it's all up
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:56,
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i'll finally be good for that hosting i promised some time this week, by the way.
i'll let you know when it's all up
Second post...
Probably not very funny or original. You must forgive me....
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:47,
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Probably not very funny or original. You must forgive me....
*pffffffffffffffffffff*
BAWAHAHAHAHAHA
im so glad i finished my coffee otherwise id have to give my desk a good scrubbing now
splendid explosioning too
[edit] Been watching it over and over, and even though I know its coming, I still nearly fall off my chair from laughing so much!
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im so glad i finished my coffee otherwise id have to give my desk a good scrubbing now
splendid explosioning too
[edit] Been watching it over and over, and even though I know its coming, I still nearly fall off my chair from laughing so much!
original? hmm well, not super original, but neither is it "old hat"
funny? HELL YEAH!
and ver nicely executed as well
Top notch
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:53,
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and ver nicely executed as well
Top notch
Thread Jack!
something i posted last night, was a little dead here though.
/edit.. woo to pic
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46,
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/edit.. woo to pic
Second TJ
Just bought a copy of Zoo magazine (Not very good but has TV guide and was only 50p)
Anyhoo, they have a jpg of the week section, and guess what, some quick off the mark fella has sent in Nohands Kitten. Only about two years too late there then magazine edity types
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:49,
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Anyhoo, they have a jpg of the week section, and guess what, some quick off the mark fella has sent in Nohands Kitten. Only about two years too late there then magazine edity types
TJTJTJTJTJTTJTJTJTJTTJTJTJTJTJTJTJTJTTJTJTJTJTJTJTTJTJTJTJTJTJTTJTJTJTJ
URGH GET AWAY!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:54,
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NUTS!
does a similar section at the back
they had the Micheal Jackson riding a bike picture the other week
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:51,
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they had the Micheal Jackson riding a bike picture the other week
TJ: Following my
post of yesterday. Northern Blerk is tucking in to said item as I type!
Nice
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46,
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post of yesterday. Northern Blerk is tucking in to said item as I type!
Nice
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