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# pissing maximum file size 250k

BIGBIGBIG
Scarily Real
And before you start with the "I would"s, this one is 15 also.
Well that was a waste of two hours.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# 15?
Perfect, I would!

edit: Sorry, had to say that, woo though, vectorimages are cool!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Grrrr!
Me too.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# Actualy I won't....
My girlfriend is enough for me :)

edit: Drew her too in Vector:

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Your vector girlfriend is nice
can I have her please ?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# bit old
for me though*




*100% Lie, before anyone calls the pedo-squad
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# heh
Pedo_Police
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# i am the police

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# sting
?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# nah i'm one of the other ones...

i'm so obscure i've forgotten my own name.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# yep, she's over 8
you have your morals after all
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:10, archived)
# so 8+ is ok?
ive alwys worked on the hair rule......
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# uh oh
/me bites fingers

"what's the best thing about dating a 12 year ... " *bite*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# I always use the golden rule
If her feet reach the ground when she pees.
/off to hull for me
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# im not going to click that
i wont fall for it this time
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# good for you
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# errr
no its alright
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)
# darn
:)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# even
if she's standing at the time?

*er...*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# hahahah


i was thinking that!

NB. but i DON'T think that with regards to dating girls.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)
# wow
you're twisted....


hehe
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# took me
less than 2sec
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# oooh that only took 20 seconds to download


on adsl
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:07, archived)
# i would anyway
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# That's fuckin hugemungous
(if you open that in a new window you will see what I mean)
woo to it though when it is big.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# the original was 1280 by 960
had to shrink it for upload
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# optimised as a 280 gif
its 17kb

tis woo tho!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# sure i could optimise it
edit/ wow it looks great but is half the size
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# looky :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# hmm
BIGGER
edit/ and thankee
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:18, archived)
# woo
tis beautiful

p.s the grey bit on my squirrels is fixed :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# I have no idea how you managed to make that so big.
As a gif or a compressed jpg it would look the same and be a hell of a lot smaller.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:13, archived)
# lovely liking these lots
woo!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Okay
now are YOU 15?

And if YOU are NOT, and you are older, then WHY do you keep vectoring these? I mean, they're good and all, but it's kinda bit "pot calling kettle" if such is the case.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# buh?
i am 15, and I have a little pot, if that helps

seems like i hit a sensitive spot...

edit agian/ anyway i *like* vectorising them, as in i like doing the actual drawing, id rather use pretty girls to start from as it makes the final image better anyway
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Oh hey man, I'm not
getting down on you at all.

So, you go man, and remember, they're NOT out of your league and your vectorized images are FANTASTIC!

Dare I say.. "seamless"
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# hahah thanks
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Damn squirrels! Always ignoring the speed limit.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)
# hahah that's great.
yay.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)
# PIIIIIIIIGG!!!
hi cockalorum again!

I'm retiring from farm animal drawing, I'm going to sit back and let you do it from now on

*sits back*

*relaxes*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Nooooooo!
I love your farm stuff. It's so much wittier than anything I do :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# gah
but now I'm all relaxed
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Woo! Race you...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:55, archived)
# yay squirrel cars
woo that's great
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:56, archived)
# woo
they drive like nutcases
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:57, archived)
# v. woo...


woo to you sir
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# bit large
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# nice mersquireldes
animate now
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# brum!
fueled by nuts...
yay!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:08, archived)
# YAY!!
















*cough*fp*cough*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Hehehe
very nice :D
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)
# bad mood
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Eep!
/hides and tries not to provoke anger
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# moving loads of rock with a helicopter
hook failed and a ton of stone sped rapidly downwards, 10 seconds later Dill would've been right underneath
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# sounds like
Dill was nearly in a pickle.


sorry.
/coat
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# hmmm yes
fuckin scary moment, note to Watashi wa
the helicopter came frae Cumbernauld
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# seriously, though
glad to hear they missed.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)
# yeah
crap shots these Cumbernauld boys
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Feck me!
You want to get a nice safe job in the country.

no, wait....
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# you might be right
I'm getting to old for this shit now anyhows. The office beckons
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:01, archived)
# Yay!
Think of all the time you could spend on b3ta :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:02, archived)
# not really
we've got wood burning computers, anyhows I's going to go get wasted, you can fondle dog's buttocks for me
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
# that can't be real
unless there was a shark and a bridge involved
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# *sympathises*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# looks like a bad day
just dont take his picture

(sorry bad bad song i know)

oop came on and now i have to go again, bye y'all
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# the nostrils

of doom
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Lesson #1: How to clean your nose
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Woo! Snottage!
Although it did look somewhat rude when I saw only part of it.

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# ewwwww...
gross...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:11, archived)
# Root around in there!!!
*ahem*

hmm never catch me doing that

*picks*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# anyone who doesn't do it...
... is lying, or is fortunate to live in a country without pollution, pollen, and low humidity. Or has a cocaine habit and no septum...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# The first time I went to London
I was shocked to discover that the city makes your snot black :/
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# That is pretty bad...
Everytime I go to France, the country, I find sand in it when I eat it....and with sand between your teeth it tastes a lot worse :(
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Yes idd, sand, yuk...
Normaly it tastes so good :(
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:53, archived)
# A friend used to work as a motorcycle dispatch rider in London . .
When he'd het home his eyes & nose would look like he'd spent a week down the pits . . .

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:50, archived)
# The great thing about
London air is you can chew on it. Since the new laws on exhaust emissions it is not the same anymore sadly. I can't get my daily fix of tar, carbon and sulphur.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Try smoking.
Cigarettes are full of that.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Ah!
Mindpiss!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:04, archived)
#


*passes the fags*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:03, archived)
# memories...
I lived in Earl's Court for three years, and during hay fever season I would wake up in the middle of the night drowning in you-know-what. I got better when I went up Muswell Hill, and even better when I moved to Dublin...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:58, archived)
# or a woman in public
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# ah
so thats how you do it

*removes fist from notril*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# heh
that's why I'm not at work this week!

sinus surgery -- my snot could not get out.

now, thanks to doctors, knives, and copious blood and pain, I will soon be able to enjoy my own again.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# so disgusting
so woo
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# yay and it's acceptable now
woo for picking your nose
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# My first B3TA

MY FIRST B3TA!!!! Does this make me a B3tan?

I saw it on yahoo and couldn't resist
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Hehe! you've found our level :)
Welcome. You'll never leave etc :)

edit: yes, it does make you a b3tan
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# welcome!

Nicely done. Pull up a kitty, etc.

(P'raps edit this and re-enter it for the compo?)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Yes it does.
welcome to b3ta

Here's your complimentary British smile:


IT'S A JOKE people
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# How dare you suggest that British teeth are all like that
mine are much worse.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# Meh.
I'd take bad teeth over HUGE from fast food any day.

(I'm not implying that I AM.. but ALOT of Americans are)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Obviously
teeth like those are disgusting, but I quite like when somebody's teeth are less than perfect.

It's the same as any other physical feature I suppose - it tends to be a person's quirks and supposed imperfections that makes them attractive.

I hope anyway - my quirks and imperfections are numerous.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# I agree
with your statement to the letter.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# As long as the teeth are clean
black or nicotine stains or spinach are off putting.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:59, archived)
# My last serious squeeze
had horrible teeth, but they were clean, and she was FANTASTIC in bed.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:00, archived)
# eww I must stop eating sugar
and go to the dentist
hehe
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# Unfortunately
I do see people with teeth like that in England. I hate the false brite white teeth that shine in night clubs though.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# I'd rather look like that
than like THIS

edit: WHOOPS! NSFW
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# How about
a NSFW warning there fella?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# ahhhhhhh
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# That's nothing compared to MY teeth before my operation...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:43, archived)
# They're not teeth
they are stumps.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:45, archived)
# Yes.
I was baseball batted to fuck when I lived in Cumbernauld. Hence nae teeth.

£2500 later, I have passable teeth, but the back ones are still smashed to fuck :'(
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Makes note...
bypass Cumbernauld
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:52, archived)
# If you had ever been there
you would have made that note years ago.

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# That was fairly minor, really
I was also hung from a tree with a noose round my neck in school and have had all four limbs broken by other people at various points.

Go Cumbernauld! Hurrah! :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# no offence
but you *must* have done something
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:09, archived)
# It appears living in Cumbernauld
is reason enough.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:12, archived)
# THEY WILL STEAL ANYTHING!
In Cumbernauld
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# funny enough...
we were just talking about how annoying this american stereotype of us brits is. whats really annoying, now after 6 years in north american... its fucking true!

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# woo and welcome
you're one of us now
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# bumfits!
its great
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# Yes and welcome to B3ta!
have a
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# It's art imitating life
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# this is rather bad


but I was bored.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# it's great
fool
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Awwwww, thats soo swee...
*sees tounge*

AAAAAA!!!KILL IT!!!!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Yay
permission to woo
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# awwwww
sweet
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# aww pretty butterfly nnnnnooooo
hehe evil cat woo!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Ohhh!
Now I miss my cat!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:41, archived)
# heheheh
:)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Lies!
That's aceness in a box!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Awww
Thats top :D
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:51, archived)
# Woo!

Have a repost!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)
# Feeesh and cheeeeeeps
I haven't fancied a plate of fish and chips for months, nay years, but I NEED ONE NOW! Something to do with the weather?!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Woo!
But you've made me hungry :(
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# It's ok
there's a great chippy around the corner. What do you want?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)
# *drool*
I'm making roast chicken and home made chips but I have to wait for hubby to get home at 8.
/rumbley tummy
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# logainjillmeback
:)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# notmuchjustcan'tbearsedusingspacebar
!!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# hehehe
youcantbethatlazyasyoubotheredwiththeapostrophe
;)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# dislikeofspacebarisnoreasonforsloppypunctuation
aw fuck it how're ye doing ye big mad thing
edi// not sure about that one
but I'll give you one if you like ;)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:44, archived)
# I'm not that big or mad
but I'm doing great. Had a terrible time on a bus full of schoolkids today though.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:47, archived)
# did ye no slap em
not that I'm suggesting you're a slapper
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Nah.
They were all bigger than me :(
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:49, archived)
# nearly got deaded yesterday
missed it by about 10 seconds
edit// we're falling of the board again!
see ya up there points up
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:51, archived)
# what is this secret code?
logainwhatisthissecretcode?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# dontbesonosey
:)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# I just had
double saveloy and chips. Mmm mmm mmm.

Saveloy: King Of Sausages.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# I'm usually one for battered sausage to be honest
But tonight... arghh cravings. And I have to wait until 9pm D:

Edit: Sod that, I'm off now. Can't.. resist... any... longer...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# I love battered sausages
when I was a kid we used to ask for a 'battered knob'. If you ask for that now you are either arrested or run the risk of permanent physical damage.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# ooooh
how lovely

and a tesco value tablecloth as well!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Mmmmmmm... foldy
Nosey!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# I can do that*
hoo way yoopla

*100% FECKING LIE
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# answer to your question earlier:
i was ill (and still am) so I sent emails to british newspapers for a laugh.

the first one i got back said that 'my work is being passed on to the entertainment editor of The Guardian'.

FACT.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# ? to what?
to the guardian part?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# just generally ?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# i've managed to get Pete & Geoff to the editor of entertainment in the Guardian
haven't had any other replies yet, emails were sent out Saturday.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# good luck!

I hope yet another b3tan finds fame and glory post haste.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# oohh
any other replies?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:36, archived)
# no, not yet.
i sent them out on saturday, so i wouldn't expect many yet.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:38, archived)
# so you
got that reply today?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Woo!
Double-joint-tastic!

edit: lovely alt text, btw ;)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Which doesn't work in Firefox
becuase they've used alt instead of title...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# /counts number of 'a's
It just says 'nosey ;)', which I thought was nice.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# I like my analogy
firefox has ie in a headlock and opera is kicking it in the groin
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
# The Saga 2: Episode 21
Sauron learns the truth about his General, Jan Bluegun...




Saga 2
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# "The End- to be continued"
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)
# aye
tis n all.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:27, archived)
# no, it's brian blessed IN DISGUISE
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Love your stuff
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Tony and Maria should have known

their love was doomed from the start.
Click for biggy-geeky version!
/Edit: More llama ddrama...
01
02
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# The vet wasn't the only one with an unpleasant feeling...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# is that a dog or a cow?
woo expression!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Was supposed to be a cow
But the ears etc make it look doggy, can't be bothered to change :) doodling along
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# man wearing wellies = cow :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# its a cog
SHOP IT
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# It's got udders...
Our survey says: dog!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Eeeeeeeep
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# Is he
goatsing the cow? o.O
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)
# oh no, it's the palestinian suicide squirrel squad
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# Arf!
woo!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# hahah great
but this one leaves behind a bit of grey too
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# same gif
and too lazy to sort it out :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# They're both lovely
only that little bit irritates me. any idea how it got there?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:30, archived)
# not really
fixed it now :)
it was excess motion blur that i was too blind to notice
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:32, archived)
# Huzzah for flying rodents!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Dude
If I was drinking milk at the moment... I would spit it all out, LMAO.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:40, archived)
#
bad taste
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:35, archived)
# best way shirley
:)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:39, archived)
# UK action heros Stanley & Hugh
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Hurrah
TJ

I've just eaten four crispy pancakes, a tin of new potatoes and a tin of mushy peas. Can anyone think of a more pikey tea?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# *runs off in tears*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# that was my lunch
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# giggle
.

Mind I had a packet of cheap noodles with a cup-a-soup stirred in. A home made pot noodle if you like.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# perhaps you're right
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Of course I am.
Being married rocks.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# i'll bear that in mind
*alone :(*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# thanks very kind of you
etcetera...

hmph
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Naah
you have to add water and that constitutes cooking to me.

p.s. I do like pot noodle sandwiches
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# I like super noodle sandwiches better.
That dirty sanchez pot noodle was a disappointment.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# I would kill for a Beef & tom Pot Noodle
Can't get em for love nor money in this lousy place. (well it's not that bad really)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# I just ate one
And bloody disgusting it was too
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
# don't want to

/continues eating scrummy lasagne

;)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# chips from the local chippy and a can of special brew
edit; woo pic
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# Is it possible
to drink special brew inside?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# nah, you sit outside the chippy and shout abuse at random passers-by
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# didn't think so.
Do they come free with a scab encrusted beard?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# what else are you going to catch the crumbs with?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# a string
vest.

I love tramps

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# no the interior
flux-force that surrounds buildings is it polar opposition to the pikey-power(tm) that is imbued into every can of special brew, users who attempt to enter a building are struck with incomprehensible speech, rotting teeth bad breath and a problem standing up.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# not to mention raging incontinence
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Special Brew? Posh git.
Super Skol not good enough for you?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# That's positively middle class
Scimitar white cider is what you want.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# a bowl
of whisked eggs, microwaved till theyre hard. with ketchup. Seriously, it's what my pikey flatmate eats every day
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# a mate of mine's
flat was so scummy when at uni, all he would eat was boiled eggs as he worked out they couldn't get dirty.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Pffffft!
That's very silly and very woo!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Woo.
Now it needs them driving down an alleyway full of cardboard boxes.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# arf!
woo
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# aceness!
WOO!
cool pic, shit car
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# should
of been a skoda.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# great minds eh? (if S&H had been british)


repost from about a year ago.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:42, archived)
# My staff really are thick


You ask them to do a slide show....
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# woo
a fun slideshow!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# hahah woo!
great wordage
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# hahah!
A jolly good show!
that deserves 2 Woo's and a half!
woo woo w(
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# badum
wooness empersonated!

tj:
is there a version of pivot past 1.3?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# 2.1
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:13, archived)
# hehehe yay for holiday pics
woo!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# dont think
youve got the gist there old chum
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# oh oops
what am i missing
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# not a pearoast..

but i though i'd let rick share the moment too
thats right everybodys happy, look at them run
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:08, archived)
# yay
kill them all francis
would be funny if he turned around and shot rick
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Sorry, My Friend Made Me
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:08, archived)
# nice
although a bit big, but it deserves a woo
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:09, archived)
# I wish
I could read your reply, but it appears that a certian somebody has made my resolution so small, I can't read yours.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# BAH!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
#



if you're this close you might as well suck my dick
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Gah
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# you and your grooming
haha
very nice though
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# grooming? heheh
they're all older than me
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# anti grooming then
:P
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# also anti-munt filter
and woo.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# anti-munt filter?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:22, archived)
# V nice!



Fwap! Fwap! Fwap! etc...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# ooh nice
woo yay!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# fwap
I would...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:33, archived)
# took long time
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# wow thats a long way down
edit/woo!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# Big.Fecking.WOO!!!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# RHCP rocks
I saw them in MN, my home state
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# I love them
I will marry Anthony. No, really. They are just so very funky.

Am seeing them in hyde park in summer (but then, who isn't?).
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# Gah!
He said he would marry me! Basturd...
Ok, I forgive him now. all is forgotten.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# we can both marry him
I'm sure he won't mind. You have a fave song? Mine's... either scar tissue or if you have to ask.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# Woo bigitry!
I like themuns but my fave has to be Otherside. Its a bonus that Anthony looks very shexy in the video ;)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:14, archived)
# i want to shoot them!
c'mon, they're like 50
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# *looks agast*
They are not 50!!!!!


oldest 42....
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Great Goatse's Ghost!
That's what I call perspective.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:05, archived)
# a city with only 5 buildings
really though, it rocks
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*splat*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Not a large city is it?
Woo!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# that is awesome!!
i bow down to your talent!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# Excellent!
I'm going to give you a WOO weather you like it or not!

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# love it!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# things to make with pivot
#1
crucifixion




(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:44, archived)
# hehehe
right.. i'm off to watch the life of brian
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# WELEASE
WODDERWICK
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# hell burnin
baaablowsgoats.tk
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# angry pig
i've been drawing pigs for my fat flatmate all day so she stops fucking annoying me
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Pffft!
How gloriously politically incorrect :D
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# haha
oh you ought to know

"Rick how do you copy cd's with Macs"

"how the fuck do you expect me to know"

"because you're a geek like that"

*music goes loud suddenly*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# suddenly
.....i get the time for trumpton song from the early 90`s playing in my head....
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# I think
you should kill her and eat her*

* not really
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:58, archived)
# were you referring to her not being a female
or the whole statement?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# The whole thing.
Why? Is she Miriam?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:00, archived)
# she's scary
she's female though
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:01, archived)
# They tend to go together though, don't they?
Women scare me :(
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# RA!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# ARGH
*runs*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# heh heh heh
chortle.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# hate
sharing houses/flats :(
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# that's unfluffy, for you.
why you hate baaa?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# because he's a spamming
little shit
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Exactly.
He am a nasty troll.

edit: it's quite fluffy as 'cock offs' go, though :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# fair enough...
cock off baaa you twunt!


that was fun
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# I can easily ignore him
when he is just being an unpleasant presence on the board and all his links get turned into flowers by magic these days.

I'm surprised he even bothers to hang around.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# by magic
chortle
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:01, archived)
# I shouldn't feed them
but I made a new cock off and wanted an excuse to use it.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:01, archived)
# well then! I have a gun! and I want an excuse to use it!
*BANG*. *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGETYBANG*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:07, archived)
# Now, that's just irresponsible
;)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:10, archived)
# too
right
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# *moves a little to the left*
any better?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:06, archived)
# He's not the messiah,
he' a very naughty boy!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
but how do I convert a movie file to a gif? because i cant do it and its getting annoying! Do I need to have flash or something similar. Id rather something i can just download.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# wha
sort of "movie file"?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# wow. 2 people have asked already....
i do it by loading the file into a blank movie maker project and saving as avi. then open in p/s and save as gif
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# is it really that simple
bah...bloody...err..ive got nothing to blame

twatbadgers

oh yeah and thanks very much!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# works for mpeg and compressed avi :)
open movie maker then import video
uncompressed avi should load direct into image ready :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# hmm
see below :)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# you can import
.mov and .avi files into Imageready if you have Quicktime installed. You can then optimise and save as a .gif.

I'm fairly sure other .gif animators will let you import movies, but I have only really used Imageready in depth.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# hmm thought it was an mpeg...its an mps
what can i do for that? (its actually the katana one from the newsletter)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# ok, try
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# downloading....
thanks again
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:57, archived)
# harum
i got it, installed it, but when i open any exe (of which there are many) it just gives me a series of messages with command meanings then closes
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:01, archived)
# ok ive found the right thing to open,
but it cant open .mps files!
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:03, archived)
# Whereas...
...it appears to be working well for me. Hurrah! My master piece will live! Mmmwwahahahahahaha.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:04, archived)
# woo
in the new pivot, how do I move the stickman? as in, move position, not limbs
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# right click on any "spot"
you can drag him about to your hearts contentage
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# now
how ya meant to nail his hands in if they dont reach the high beams...you just cannot get carpenters good at their job anymore, they are just overdosing on laxatives and calling themselves karen...
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# invisible string
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# hehehehe dirty stick man
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# you're replying to yourself....
weirdo
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# its not that
i just thought a wanking stickman didnt warrant its own thread
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# you
kidding...I have seen worse used as a thread opener..my stuff for example.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# oh i see
he's bach*


*sorry
/stereotyping
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Since there are lots of pivot stuff i shall repost this
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)

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