

BIGBIGBIG
Scarily Real
And before you start with the "I would"s, this one is 15 also.
Well that was a waste of two hours.

Perfect, I would!
edit: Sorry, had to say that, woo though, vectorimages are cool!
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edit: Sorry, had to say that, woo though, vectorimages are cool!

My girlfriend is enough for me :)
edit: Drew her too in Vector:

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edit: Drew her too in Vector:


for me though*
*100% Lie, before anyone calls the pedo-squad
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*100% Lie, before anyone calls the pedo-squad

i'm so obscure i've forgotten my own name.

/me bites fingers
"what's the best thing about dating a 12 year ... " *bite*
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"what's the best thing about dating a 12 year ... " *bite*

If her feet reach the ground when she pees.
/off to hull for me
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/off to hull for me

i was thinking that!
NB. but i DON'T think that with regards to dating girls.

(if you open that in a new window you will see what I mean)
woo to it though when it is big.
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woo to it though when it is big.

edit/ wow it looks great but is half the size
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As a gif or a compressed jpg it would look the same and be a hell of a lot smaller.
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now are YOU 15?
And if YOU are NOT, and you are older, then WHY do you keep vectoring these? I mean, they're good and all, but it's kinda bit "pot calling kettle" if such is the case.
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And if YOU are NOT, and you are older, then WHY do you keep vectoring these? I mean, they're good and all, but it's kinda bit "pot calling kettle" if such is the case.

i am 15, and I have a little pot, if that helps
seems like i hit a sensitive spot...
edit agian/ anyway i *like* vectorising them, as in i like doing the actual drawing, id rather use pretty girls to start from as it makes the final image better anyway
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seems like i hit a sensitive spot...
edit agian/ anyway i *like* vectorising them, as in i like doing the actual drawing, id rather use pretty girls to start from as it makes the final image better anyway

getting down on you at all.
So, you go man, and remember, they're NOT out of your league and your vectorized images are FANTASTIC!
Dare I say.. "seamless"
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So, you go man, and remember, they're NOT out of your league and your vectorized images are FANTASTIC!
Dare I say.. "seamless"

hi cockalorum again!
I'm retiring from farm animal drawing, I'm going to sit back and let you do it from now on
*sits back*
*relaxes*
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I'm retiring from farm animal drawing, I'm going to sit back and let you do it from now on
*sits back*
*relaxes*

I love your farm stuff. It's so much wittier than anything I do :)
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hook failed and a ton of stone sped rapidly downwards, 10 seconds later Dill would've been right underneath
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fuckin scary moment, note to Watashi wa
the helicopter came frae Cumbernauld
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the helicopter came frae Cumbernauld

You want to get a nice safe job in the country.
no, wait....
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no, wait....

I'm getting to old for this shit now anyhows. The office beckons
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we've got wood burning computers, anyhows I's going to go get wasted, you can fondle dog's buttocks for me
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unless there was a shark and a bridge involved
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just dont take his picture
(sorry bad bad song i know)
oop came on and now i have to go again, bye y'all
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(sorry bad bad song i know)
oop came on and now i have to go again, bye y'all

Although it did look somewhat rude when I saw only part of it.

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*ahem*
hmm never catch me doing that
*picks*
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hmm never catch me doing that
*picks*

... is lying, or is fortunate to live in a country without pollution, pollen, and low humidity. Or has a cocaine habit and no septum...
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I was shocked to discover that the city makes your snot black :/
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Everytime I go to France, the country, I find sand in it when I eat it....and with sand between your teeth it tastes a lot worse :(
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When he'd het home his eyes & nose would look like he'd spent a week down the pits . . .
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London air is you can chew on it. Since the new laws on exhaust emissions it is not the same anymore sadly. I can't get my daily fix of tar, carbon and sulphur.
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I lived in Earl's Court for three years, and during hay fever season I would wake up in the middle of the night drowning in you-know-what. I got better when I went up Muswell Hill, and even better when I moved to Dublin...
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that's why I'm not at work this week!
sinus surgery -- my snot could not get out.
now, thanks to doctors, knives, and copious blood and pain, I will soon be able to enjoy my own again.
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sinus surgery -- my snot could not get out.
now, thanks to doctors, knives, and copious blood and pain, I will soon be able to enjoy my own again.


MY FIRST B3TA!!!! Does this make me a B3tan?
I saw it on yahoo and couldn't resist

Welcome. You'll never leave etc :)
edit: yes, it does make you a b3tan
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edit: yes, it does make you a b3tan

Nicely done. Pull up a kitty, etc.
(P'raps edit this and re-enter it for the compo?)

welcome to b3ta
Here's your complimentary British smile:

IT'S A JOKE people
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Here's your complimentary British smile:

IT'S A JOKE people

mine are much worse.
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I'd take bad teeth over HUGE from fast food any day.
(I'm not implying that I AM.. but ALOT of Americans are)
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(I'm not implying that I AM.. but ALOT of Americans are)

teeth like those are disgusting, but I quite like when somebody's teeth are less than perfect.
It's the same as any other physical feature I suppose - it tends to be a person's quirks and supposed imperfections that makes them attractive.
I hope anyway - my quirks and imperfections are numerous.
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It's the same as any other physical feature I suppose - it tends to be a person's quirks and supposed imperfections that makes them attractive.
I hope anyway - my quirks and imperfections are numerous.

black or nicotine stains or spinach are off putting.
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had horrible teeth, but they were clean, and she was FANTASTIC in bed.
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I do see people with teeth like that in England. I hate the false brite white teeth that shine in night clubs though.
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I was baseball batted to fuck when I lived in Cumbernauld. Hence nae teeth.
£2500 later, I have passable teeth, but the back ones are still smashed to fuck :'(
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£2500 later, I have passable teeth, but the back ones are still smashed to fuck :'(

you would have made that note years ago.
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I was also hung from a tree with a noose round my neck in school and have had all four limbs broken by other people at various points.
Go Cumbernauld! Hurrah! :)
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Go Cumbernauld! Hurrah! :)

we were just talking about how annoying this american stereotype of us brits is. whats really annoying, now after 6 years in north american... its fucking true!
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The Microsoft I-Loo
www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2003-05-14-iloo-hoax-retract_x.htm
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www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2003-05-14-iloo-hoax-retract_x.htm

I haven't fancied a plate of fish and chips for months, nay years, but I NEED ONE NOW! Something to do with the weather?!

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there's a great chippy around the corner. What do you want?
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I'm making roast chicken and home made chips but I have to wait for hubby to get home at 8.
/rumbley tummy
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/rumbley tummy

aw fuck it how're ye doing ye big mad thing
edi// not sure about that one
but I'll give you one if you like ;)
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edi// not sure about that one
but I'll give you one if you like ;)

but I'm doing great. Had a terrible time on a bus full of schoolkids today though.
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missed it by about 10 seconds
edit// we're falling of the board again!
see ya up there points up
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edit// we're falling of the board again!
see ya up there points up

double saveloy and chips. Mmm mmm mmm.
Saveloy: King Of Sausages.
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Saveloy: King Of Sausages.

But tonight... arghh cravings. And I have to wait until 9pm D:
Edit: Sod that, I'm off now. Can't.. resist... any... longer...
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Edit: Sod that, I'm off now. Can't.. resist... any... longer...

when I was a kid we used to ask for a 'battered knob'. If you ask for that now you are either arrested or run the risk of permanent physical damage.
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i was ill (and still am) so I sent emails to british newspapers for a laugh.
the first one i got back said that 'my work is being passed on to the entertainment editor of The Guardian'.
FACT.
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the first one i got back said that 'my work is being passed on to the entertainment editor of The Guardian'.
FACT.

haven't had any other replies yet, emails were sent out Saturday.
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I hope yet another b3tan finds fame and glory post haste.

i sent them out on saturday, so i wouldn't expect many yet.
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becuase they've used alt instead of title...
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It just says 'nosey ;)', which I thought was nice.
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firefox has ie in a headlock and opera is kicking it in the groin
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Sauron learns the truth about his General, Jan Bluegun...

Saga 2
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Saga 2


their love was doomed from the start.
Click for biggy-geeky version!
/Edit: More llama ddrama...
01
02

But the ears etc make it look doggy, can't be bothered to change :) doodling along
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only that little bit irritates me. any idea how it got there?
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fixed it now :)
it was excess motion blur that i was too blind to notice
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it was excess motion blur that i was too blind to notice

If I was drinking milk at the moment... I would spit it all out, LMAO.
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TJ
I've just eaten four crispy pancakes, a tin of new potatoes and a tin of mushy peas. Can anyone think of a more pikey tea?
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I've just eaten four crispy pancakes, a tin of new potatoes and a tin of mushy peas. Can anyone think of a more pikey tea?

.
Mind I had a packet of cheap noodles with a cup-a-soup stirred in. A home made pot noodle if you like.
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Mind I had a packet of cheap noodles with a cup-a-soup stirred in. A home made pot noodle if you like.

you have to add water and that constitutes cooking to me.
p.s. I do like pot noodle sandwiches
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p.s. I do like pot noodle sandwiches

That dirty sanchez pot noodle was a disappointment.
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Can't get em for love nor money in this lousy place. (well it's not that bad really)
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edit; woo pic
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Do they come free with a scab encrusted beard?
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flux-force that surrounds buildings is it polar opposition to the pikey-power(tm) that is imbued into every can of special brew, users who attempt to enter a building are struck with incomprehensible speech, rotting teeth bad breath and a problem standing up.
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Scimitar white cider is what you want.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:20,
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of whisked eggs, microwaved till theyre hard. with ketchup. Seriously, it's what my pikey flatmate eats every day
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flat was so scummy when at uni, all he would eat was boiled eggs as he worked out they couldn't get dirty.
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Now it needs them driving down an alleyway full of cardboard boxes.
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repost from about a year ago.

A jolly good show!
that deserves 2 Woo's and a half!
woo woo w(
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that deserves 2 Woo's and a half!
woo woo w(

wooness empersonated!
tj:
is there a version of pivot past 1.3?
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tj:
is there a version of pivot past 1.3?


but i though i'd let rick share the moment too
thats right everybodys happy, look at them run

kill them all francis
would be funny if he turned around and shot rick
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would be funny if he turned around and shot rick

I could read your reply, but it appears that a certian somebody has made my resolution so small, I can't read yours.
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I will marry Anthony. No, really. They are just so very funky.
Am seeing them in hyde park in summer (but then, who isn't?).
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Am seeing them in hyde park in summer (but then, who isn't?).

He said he would marry me! Basturd...
Ok, I forgive him now. all is forgotten.
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Ok, I forgive him now. all is forgotten.

I'm sure he won't mind. You have a fave song? Mine's... either scar tissue or if you have to ask.
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I like themuns but my fave has to be Otherside. Its a bonus that Anthony looks very shexy in the video ;)
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*splat*
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I'm going to give you a WOO weather you like it or not!

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i've been drawing pigs for my fat flatmate all day so she stops fucking annoying me
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oh you ought to know
"Rick how do you copy cd's with Macs"
"how the fuck do you expect me to know"
"because you're a geek like that"
*music goes loud suddenly*
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"Rick how do you copy cd's with Macs"
"how the fuck do you expect me to know"
"because you're a geek like that"
*music goes loud suddenly*

.....i get the time for trumpton song from the early 90`s playing in my head....
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or the whole statement?
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:59,
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Women scare me :(
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:02,
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He am a nasty troll.
edit: it's quite fluffy as 'cock offs' go, though :)
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:56,
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edit: it's quite fluffy as 'cock offs' go, though :)

when he is just being an unpleasant presence on the board and all his links get turned into flowers by magic these days.
I'm surprised he even bothers to hang around.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:59,
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I'm surprised he even bothers to hang around.

but I made a new cock off and wanted an excuse to use it.
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*BANG*. *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGETYBANG*
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*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGETYBANG*

but how do I convert a movie file to a gif? because i cant do it and its getting annoying! Do I need to have flash or something similar. Id rather something i can just download.
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i do it by loading the file into a blank movie maker project and saving as avi. then open in p/s and save as gif
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:49,
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bah...bloody...err..ive got nothing to blame
twatbadgers
oh yeah and thanks very much!
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:50,
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twatbadgers
oh yeah and thanks very much!

open movie maker then import video
uncompressed avi should load direct into image ready :)
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:51,
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uncompressed avi should load direct into image ready :)

.mov and .avi files into Imageready if you have Quicktime installed. You can then optimise and save as a .gif.
I'm fairly sure other .gif animators will let you import movies, but I have only really used Imageready in depth.
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I'm fairly sure other .gif animators will let you import movies, but I have only really used Imageready in depth.

what can i do for that? (its actually the katana one from the newsletter)
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i got it, installed it, but when i open any exe (of which there are many) it just gives me a series of messages with command meanings then closes
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but it cant open .mps files!
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...it appears to be working well for me. Hurrah! My master piece will live! Mmmwwahahahahahaha.
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:04,
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in the new pivot, how do I move the stickman? as in, move position, not limbs
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you can drag him about to your hearts contentage
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how ya meant to nail his hands in if they dont reach the high beams...you just cannot get carpenters good at their job anymore, they are just overdosing on laxatives and calling themselves karen...
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:47,
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i just thought a wanking stickman didnt warrant its own thread
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Wed 31 Mar 2004, 17:53,
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kidding...I have seen worse used as a thread opener..my stuff for example.
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