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# Before I go
here's my last squirrel picture of the day, which I did because I'm low on hummus.

Here's a Squa-mol!



Earlier:
Squox
Squino
Squiranosaurus Rex
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Status Squo
coming up?
(wyhbtw)


*100% can't be arsed*
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# kill it!
ObligatoryResponsesInc™
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# With his nervous disposition

Ollie never should have worn the khaki slacks
on a first date
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Poor Ollie.
Incontinence is no laughing matter.

Hang on, yes it is.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# its not
when you working in a hospital


oh wait, it still is, its just harder to stop yourself laughing
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# it really isn't when you're working as a cleaner in a hospital
and have to pick up soiled granny nappies of the floor... usually withouit gloves as you can't be arsed to wonder off and find them

it was a great job mind
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# sounds
fantasic
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Good to see he can laugh about it though.
woo to wee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# my wife never found it funny
after our baby was born
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhhhhh
don't tell the inferior one...... woo
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Oh don't!
I've all bases covered on that one though. And pelvic floor muscles that could kill a man.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Wait
That's no incontinence ...


Naughty Ollie ... and how disappointed his date will be ...
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# .eep.

It's crap and very nasty, apologies to Mother Inferior (To Be) I'm sure real kids aren't used really...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
nasty
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Heh heh!
No apology necessary :)
Tis woo in the extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# how's the bump?
can he/she shop kittens yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Very small.
It's rubbish, it can't shop kittens or go to the shops for me or anything :(
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# just wait a while
then you can make it do anything you want (I assume - although I have no first hand experience of this sort of thing)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# I will train it well.
Mwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# that's nasty
yummy on yer chips though...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm
chips
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# chips made of baby
of course.
and woo tot he pic.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# pfffft
baby i reckon (everyone's having kids round here, have you noticed?)
gonna be like a fucking creche soon...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# I'm going to sign the baby up for b3ta
as soon as its born.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# decided on a username yet?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# perhaps
baby-superior-master-and-overlord

?
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# mother inferior + <>Dog =
inferior puppy
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# yay!
like it.
i was thinking 'little shitbag'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha
woe betide your offspring!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# I do hope it's not contagious
Or I'm screwed. Although I think the screwing comes first, if my vague memory of sex education lessons serves me correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Well, I've never even done open mouthed kissing.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# :O
I should hope not, that's rude!

*hides bin full of used condoms*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Best use for babies EVER
Stops them bringing them in pubs/restaurants screaming their fucking heads off.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# www.woo.co.uk/IthinkthatIhavesoiledmyself
Bravo, Woo, Woot, Yay, Huzzah, Blinging(Thats 1 for all you Scallies out there), well done and any other congratulatory phrases you can think of. Take a FP out of petty cash
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Mmmm....
Extra Virgin?
(I helped save b3ta! spoonmuppet, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# my oh my,
What in gods name is jaws doing with a sledge hammer, he's nutty enough with just his metal teeth!

TJ
Discobiscuitking poster type chap, any chance of an A-Team on the loose catch-up, because I'm into the story now and not having anymore to read is starting to get on my breasticles. thanks. ateam.stusdisco.com/thejourney8.htm
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Biggest laugh of the day so far
the expression is so perfect
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# noon
squire
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# That one on the left
has a touch of special in him. Woo!
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# The coolest leaders ever
(Idid, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# pffffffft!
arf, that is good

tho the original pic makes me laugh anyway
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Ha hahahaha!
I find dubya slightly lacking as a world leader
But you have to give him respect for some top-notch gurning. The monkey-faced twonk.

w/y
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# hahahaha
the expression of Bush is priceless
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Who/What is Domo-kun?
Domo-kun is a small brown open-mouthed monster hatched from an egg who lives with a wise old rabbit underground. He really, really likes TV and also enjoys rocking out to Guitar Wolf.

Click here for your very own DOMO-Cut_out

Long Live Domokun!!!!!!!
Viva La Domokun!!!!!!!
(bigkyri, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# You wouldn't....

.....would you?
(pengon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# deja woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# not
with yours! tea-heheheh
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# She's....
...not a natural blonde
(pengon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# collars
and cuffs....?
(Boomshanka, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# tea?
yes please... but not with one of them "bag" things - I would like it propper. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# and
someone else pushing.....
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# I only bloody would
*fwap*

/edit with a paper bag or from behind
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# behind sounds like the only safe options
.... and for godsake man, DOUBLE BAG IT!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Maybe a jiffy bag
Would be in order
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# and
order the taxi in advance - if you woke up next to that, you'd have to gnaw off your arm to escape, AND gnaw off your other arm so you never did it again....




which I have done. possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# if you did
they how are you typing now?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# I
have highly trained balls
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Impressive
most impressive
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# although
I really meant woke up next to someone who had been set on fire and put out with a shovel. not actually gnawing off limbs.



The other trick is to conceal a bottle of vodka under the pillow. when you wake, immediately down the vodka before looking at anything. Hey presto, they are just as sttractive as they were when you pulled them after 12 pints of nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# surly
with one of those head dobbers?
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# holy
mother of GOD!

(8-Ball, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# ...
wouldnt take much alcohol im sure
(Mr_Rense, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# *sigh*
Probably, yeah...

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant Would.
Tj!
Is madsquirrels.com a b3tans site? because my new trackback deeley has that site as lkinking to a blog post of mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Am I
getting the hang of potatoshop yet? Advice appreciated
(pengon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Definitely.
I see no seams. No really, I don't :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# it's very good!
the angle of the head in the two source pics doesn't quite match is the only (small) thing. you could (if you wanted) try using the perspective tool(edit -- transform -- perspective) to make the face look more angled forwards to match the hair
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Boobs ...
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
(Zed Smith, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# I'm sorry about this threadwaste boys and girls
My ImageReady has suddenly stopped working. It says "Not enough memory to run". This seems non fixable and happens even when no programs are running, although I can run Photoshop, Flash and 3DS Max all at once with no problems.

The thing is I make a brand new "woo" every week, so are any of you kind enough to turn this gif of Batman running with a bomb in his hand into a woo for me and also optimise it? Or at least give me pointers to another animation program which is as good quality as Imageready?

I promise i'll give you a hand with whatever you want in the future!

Cheers me dears

This isn't technically a threadwaste, as the pic is still funny, but lets not get pedantic about it =)
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# # You might as well face it, you're addicted to woo #
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
#
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# gyrates in chair
woo! =)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# agreed
that pic am woo.

i have the same problem with my image ready ...except of course, i have never ever ever used mine
(Mr_Rense, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# What are we? Your woo yay converting bitches?
Seriously, I'm sure there's some freebie thing you can use.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Uninstall it then re-install it.
It sounds buggered to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# That's
Plan Z
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Oh how a laughed at that clip
I would, but Im crap
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# have you tried deleteing the preferences file?
the scratch-disk settings might be messed up.

other than that, Google Groups is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# hehe
I've saved that clip and am going to make it into a WOO for me to keep!

/kidding
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# jeeezuz - it goes on a bit doesn't it.
you could always splay out on some RAM. Give ebuyer a bell...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# My RAM is absolutely fine - 1024 DDR
Like I said, I can run 3 high performance programs at once. It's not RAM. Or at least I hope it's not for the price I paid for this machine.
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# random software fuck up
reinstall the program, if that dont work, its formattin' time

/IT cowboy
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# nah
just bung a load more in, and another couple of hard drives - that'll sort it - maybe a DVD burner for luck... and one of these for luck
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Moby Dicks coffee shop sure looks like a
good place to be. Arrgh Hamas bommer!!!

*edit Hummus Bomber
(eyebrows, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# have you fucked up
your cache settings in windoze?
or is it just imageready that's borked?

(I'd help ... but I'm either working or drinking or in the cinema for the next 144 hours)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# I did had an illegal
Dial-up secretly installed on my PC. And my homepage was recently changed by a vicious secret program, so it might actually be that!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# eurgh
pitstop it
pitstop it hard!

www.pcpitstop.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# I think they're all gone now
I used Adaware and CW Shredder. Everything seems fine, but I will try that program out!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# try running hijack this, and see if anything odd looking shows up
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# I've seen the same problem
related to using the /3GB switch in the boot.ini on windows 2000 server. If you have any switches in your boot.ini try removing them temporarily.
(blind corner, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# .
Here
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# if flash is running
can't you use that to make animated gifs... optimize the frames first in PS then import them into Flash? (admittedly this is all supposition cos I've never actually done it...)
(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Meh

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# ....want me..
...twice on the pipe..

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# if the answer is
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# If that's
KC where is the sunshine band?
(thediscokingpin, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# NOOOOOICE!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# .
Love Bam? Got Milk?
(Mr_Rense, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Well noticed!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# .
yes, i am a genious.
(Mr_Rense, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# ahahaahaha
top stoof
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Thooomaasssss
i would scincerely like to apologize to jaggyboy.... sorry...
(Scarab, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# it's quite simple really... Trains == Ducks in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# you've lived too close to windscale
for too long y'loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# thomas the tank's no virgin
i've smashed him in many a time
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Depends on who
was the giver and who was the tanker though.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# well it was me that stoked his boiler
so.....
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# shunted him up the coal chute, huh?
/coat, glasses and artificial limb
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# TJ: i'm sorry too
does anyone remeber that site that collected all the pics of the 'Quo being evil?

thequoareevil.tk was it?

can't find it anywhere.

Woo for Thomas and have a quick
pint to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# mmmmmm
beeer

thiiirsty..
(8-Ball, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Thomas the Tanked up engine

Pearost I know.
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# that cant be the fat controller
his arms are bending!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# It's his brother
the tubby sub-controller. He can just move his arms.
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# due to a tragic childhood incident?


sorry, pic made me larf too!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# no,
due to excess pie consumption.
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Shameless

It looks as if I may have been pissed when I did this. Woo to the above.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Quick googleshop idea

Search for a word on google image search and then quickly (and seamlessly) shop the results together. Here's my rather poor attempt at 'cute'. Is this a rubbish idea?
(whizzo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
#
www.randimaginator.tk
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# cool not seen that before
add to favourites
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# it's not a rubbish idea
but it's not an original one
- it's a standard hummus-gathering technique
I like the playing card vibe though - 51 more and a couple of jokers to go ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# carpetboy no.2


better drawn no.1
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! slight wiff of cabbage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# yay! still a really lovely style, woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# mental note
do it sober next time
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! slight wiff of cabbage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# How rare
but, after some consideration, WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# lovely style!

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# the orange glow makes me feel all warm
or it could be the piss trickling down my leg
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Woo!
/sings: It's my lucky carpet. I'll tell you how it started. I bought it in a market, from a bloke who sells carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# and if we were ever parted,
well I would be broken hearted...
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# aye,
t'was muchos funny at the time.
Specially when done in FULL ROCK MODE!
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Indeed it was :D
I'm dying to see At Home With Slade again.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# I really like that style
and when my head gets around it
I'll probably really like the idea of a boy in a roll of carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not bitter.. but I'm sure this place exists

cue lots of abuse for being crap
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# It says now "dills"
One dill is ok!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# dido has a sister called dill
fact
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# mix them up
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Dill Dido?
Didn't she get shot on her doorstep?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Pffffffft!
Nah, that was Jan Dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Cue my 1st EVER post

Ever ever ever......
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Ooh!
Do you have a handcart or would you like to borrow mine? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# I have one custom made.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# it's not custom made
it's a standard generic one with go faster stripes
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# and alloys
and fluffy dice.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# love
the ' no dills ' sign !
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# I'd say it was more
of an exclusive members club than a secret department..... :p
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# you need to know the scret handshake
the secret is, only one persons hand is involved............
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# he he he
*waves membership card at you all*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# i had a members card ages ago
but i dropped it, along with that damn gay card
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# guess what one
i found trying to get the front page one..........

/tries to sit down slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# *goes blind*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# speaking of cards
i applied for a mint card (which in its rules states minimum of £10000 annual income), and in the 'annual income' box, i entered £9999.

still got the card, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# he he!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# you crazy fool!
are you trying to get us all killed?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# this crazy shaped card
will destroy us all!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# KILL IT
KILL IT CARD HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# i 've got a member
and I'm a coward
does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# the thing i like about it the most is the purple carpet
woo to the carpet
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# yes, that's where pippy is right now
not new zealand as i seem to remember he said
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Dills are particularly good
on fish I find ... don't you?


(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# This is how you request their services
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# thanks
sobs:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Yay for recursive things!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Yay indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# ooooooo
mind pisssss
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Woo!
Mesmerising
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Inspired by Mr/Mrs (delete as applicable) Kieth David

The Pikerowave!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Why is that pie on fire?
I think it might be done now
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# someone please do Pikey Wave oven
I can't but would if I could
(eyebrows, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# It's on fire!
Stop it before it spoils!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# That's wonderful
Well done
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:29, archived)
# See what you get
when you put metal dishes into a pikerowave!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# woo!
you could try my kitty in there
(8-Ball, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# YEAH!!!!!!!!!
squit!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Hmmmmm
pies....
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# You are all invited to
visit my newley updated gallery of my old B3TA work.
www.stusdisco.com/art_stuffs.htm
and press the 'b3ta' button.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Thank you.
Don't mind if I do.

Spammer ;)

EDIT: Nicely! Dolphy ROCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Well, I'm not going unless I'm *cordially* invited.
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:27, archived)
# I would like to
think that you know you're always welcome and hence dont need an invitation.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Well, when you put it like that...
/visits
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:30, archived)
# I'll put
it anyway you enjoy!
Congragulations on the upcoming arrival BTW
(thediscokingpin, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Mrs Mother,
I spent about 45 minutes browsing your website yesterday and I must say I enjoyed it muchly. I found it rather quaint in a "Come into my humble country cottage and take a seat while I fetch some lemonade and sticky buns" kind of way. Woo to you and dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Thank you very much :)
I thought it was crap. Must update sometime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# I
was most impressed with the Micheal Winner-ometer thingymajig. Words cannot express how funny I find that man or the idea of indexing him to communicate annoyance levels. Incedentally, I heard that esure realeased 20,000 stress balls that say calm down dear when squeezed, I dont suppose you (or anyone else) knows where I could procure one. They are strangely lacking on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# I tried :(
There was one on ebay and I bid for it but it went for over £20.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Gutted.
I didnt think that any had surfaced there as there is never any evidence when I look. I'll keep trying and inform you if I should see any.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Thank you sir.
I might put a note on the frontpage of the site begging for one. I'll let you know if anything comes up.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Excellent.
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Who
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Blessed are the cheese makers!
Click to make bigger
(oldfart_sd, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# yay ... my favourite movie of all time

have a pearoast:

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:29, archived)
# does anyone...
...have the original quo pic
(That guy with a hat., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# try http://www.spiny.org/b3ta/b3ta_kit/
then delete this thread before some peeps get rather angry and waffle about thread waste etc etc

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# oooh, forgot that
*runs off to change link page*

anyone had any word on whether mutantwalrus will return?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Do you want me
to delete that???
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# no!
i don't like people deleting threads, it makes myhead go funny
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:26, archived)
# I meant
the link to the site with the source pics on...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# oh... nah, let it stay
as much as i hate the quo pics i can tolerate them now and again
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# oh dear
(Circle Square Triangle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Oy, twatmangle...
Stop wasting threads and go read the FAQ.
Hit the delete link for either of these threads before people *really* take a disliking to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# *sigh*
mutant walrus has been down for weeks, the faq is no use
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:25, archived)
# grgrgrgrgrrrrgrrgrrrrgrr
waffle waffle threadwaste waffle
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
#
go FAQ yourself
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Nature & Science at its best
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:14, archived)
# You are EVIL!
I love you
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:16, archived)
# have you ever tied up a bee with a bit of thread when they are asleep in the sun?
if you tape the other end of the thread to the ground they cant fly away hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# or...
tape it to a small child
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)
# 's lips
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:21, archived)
# has anyone
done the thing where you make flies docile by putting them in the freezer, then glue them to a very small paper plane and then the (allegedly) come round and try and fly thus causing much hilarity?
(Mr. Partyhat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# no but it sounds like a laugh
i'm gonna get me a fly
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:24, archived)
# i think
it involved several flies
(Mr. Partyhat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# several flies
taped to a lollipop stick so they have to learn how to work together. like a miniature red arrows team, but with flies. ...and a lollipop stick.
(sunny chiba, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# thats my next cunning plan
homepages.nildram.co.uk/~elmside/b3ta/flies.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# That is brilliant

(Ellis, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# spiders work well with...
...origami elephants
(That guy with a hat., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# if you used a rizla
it just might work...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# 60% scientific study
40% mischievous cruelty
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:20, archived)

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