Before I go
here's my last squirrel picture of the day, which I did because I'm low on hummus.
Here's a Squa-mol!
Earlier:
Squox
Squino
Squiranosaurus Rex
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Here's a Squa-mol!
Earlier:
Squox
Squino
Squiranosaurus Rex
With his nervous disposition
Ollie never should have worn the khaki slacks
on a first date
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Ollie never should have worn the khaki slacks
on a first date
Poor Ollie.
Incontinence is no laughing matter.
Hang on, yes it is.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Hang on, yes it is.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
its not
when you working in a hospital
oh wait, it still is, its just harder to stop yourself laughing
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oh wait, it still is, its just harder to stop yourself laughing
it really isn't when you're working as a cleaner in a hospital
and have to pick up soiled granny nappies of the floor... usually withouit gloves as you can't be arsed to wonder off and find them
it was a great job mind
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it was a great job mind
Oh don't!
I've all bases covered on that one though. And pelvic floor muscles that could kill a man.
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Wait
That's no incontinence ...
Naughty Ollie ... and how disappointed his date will be ...
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Naughty Ollie ... and how disappointed his date will be ...
.eep.
It's crap and very nasty, apologies to Mother Inferior (To Be) I'm sure real kids aren't used really...
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It's crap and very nasty, apologies to Mother Inferior (To Be) I'm sure real kids aren't used really...
Very small.
It's rubbish, it can't shop kittens or go to the shops for me or anything :(
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just wait a while
then you can make it do anything you want (I assume - although I have no first hand experience of this sort of thing)
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pfffft
baby i reckon (everyone's having kids round here, have you noticed?)
gonna be like a fucking creche soon...
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gonna be like a fucking creche soon...
I do hope it's not contagious
Or I'm screwed. Although I think the screwing comes first, if my vague memory of sex education lessons serves me correctly.
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:O
I should hope not, that's rude!
*hides bin full of used condoms*
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*hides bin full of used condoms*
Best use for babies EVER
Stops them bringing them in pubs/restaurants screaming their fucking heads off.
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www.woo.co.uk/IthinkthatIhavesoiledmyself
Bravo, Woo, Woot, Yay, Huzzah, Blinging(Thats 1 for all you Scallies out there), well done and any other congratulatory phrases you can think of. Take a FP out of petty cash
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my oh my,
What in gods name is jaws doing with a sledge hammer, he's nutty enough with just his metal teeth!
TJ
Discobiscuitking poster type chap, any chance of an A-Team on the loose catch-up, because I'm into the story now and not having anymore to read is starting to get on my breasticles. thanks. ateam.stusdisco.com/thejourney8.htm
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TJ
Discobiscuitking poster type chap, any chance of an A-Team on the loose catch-up, because I'm into the story now and not having anymore to read is starting to get on my breasticles. thanks. ateam.stusdisco.com/thejourney8.htm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Biggest laugh of the day so far
the expression is so perfect
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the expression is so perfect
pffffffft!
arf, that is good
tho the original pic makes me laugh anyway
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tho the original pic makes me laugh anyway
Ha hahahaha!
I find dubya slightly lacking as a world leader
But you have to give him respect for some top-notch gurning. The monkey-faced twonk.
w/y
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But you have to give him respect for some top-notch gurning. The monkey-faced twonk.
w/y
Who/What is Domo-kun?
Domo-kun is a small brown open-mouthed monster hatched from an egg who lives with a wise old rabbit underground. He really, really likes TV and also enjoys rocking out to Guitar Wolf.
Click here for your very own DOMO-Cut_out
Long Live Domokun!!!!!!!
Viva La Domokun!!!!!!!
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Click here for your very own DOMO-Cut_out
Long Live Domokun!!!!!!!
Viva La Domokun!!!!!!!
tea?
yes please... but not with one of them "bag" things - I would like it propper. Thanks.
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I only bloody would
*fwap*
/edit with a paper bag or from behind
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/edit with a paper bag or from behind
behind sounds like the only safe options
.... and for godsake man, DOUBLE BAG IT!
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and
order the taxi in advance - if you woke up next to that, you'd have to gnaw off your arm to escape, AND gnaw off your other arm so you never did it again....
which I have done. possibly.
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which I have done. possibly.
although
I really meant woke up next to someone who had been set on fire and put out with a shovel. not actually gnawing off limbs.
The other trick is to conceal a bottle of vodka under the pillow. when you wake, immediately down the vodka before looking at anything. Hey presto, they are just as sttractive as they were when you pulled them after 12 pints of nasty.
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The other trick is to conceal a bottle of vodka under the pillow. when you wake, immediately down the vodka before looking at anything. Hey presto, they are just as sttractive as they were when you pulled them after 12 pints of nasty.
Sunshine Elephant Would.
Tj!
Is madsquirrels.com a b3tans site? because my new trackback deeley has that site as lkinking to a blog post of mine :)
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Is madsquirrels.com a b3tans site? because my new trackback deeley has that site as lkinking to a blog post of mine :)
it's very good!
the angle of the head in the two source pics doesn't quite match is the only (small) thing. you could (if you wanted) try using the perspective tool(edit -- transform -- perspective) to make the face look more angled forwards to match the hair
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I'm sorry about this threadwaste boys and girls
My ImageReady has suddenly stopped working. It says "Not enough memory to run". This seems non fixable and happens even when no programs are running, although I can run Photoshop, Flash and 3DS Max all at once with no problems.
The thing is I make a brand new "woo" every week, so are any of you kind enough to turn this gif of Batman running with a bomb in his hand into a woo for me and also optimise it? Or at least give me pointers to another animation program which is as good quality as Imageready?
I promise i'll give you a hand with whatever you want in the future!
Cheers me dears
This isn't technically a threadwaste, as the pic is still funny, but lets not get pedantic about it =)
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The thing is I make a brand new "woo" every week, so are any of you kind enough to turn this gif of Batman running with a bomb in his hand into a woo for me and also optimise it? Or at least give me pointers to another animation program which is as good quality as Imageready?
I promise i'll give you a hand with whatever you want in the future!
Cheers me dears
This isn't technically a threadwaste, as the pic is still funny, but lets not get pedantic about it =)
agreed
that pic am woo.
i have the same problem with my image ready ...except of course, i have never ever ever used mine
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i have the same problem with my image ready ...except of course, i have never ever ever used mine
What are we? Your woo yay converting bitches?
Seriously, I'm sure there's some freebie thing you can use.
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have you tried deleteing the preferences file?
the scratch-disk settings might be messed up.
other than that, Google Groups is your friend.
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other than that, Google Groups is your friend.
hehe
I've saved that clip and am going to make it into a WOO for me to keep!
/kidding
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/kidding
jeeezuz - it goes on a bit doesn't it.
you could always splay out on some RAM. Give ebuyer a bell...
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My RAM is absolutely fine - 1024 DDR
Like I said, I can run 3 high performance programs at once. It's not RAM. Or at least I hope it's not for the price I paid for this machine.
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random software fuck up
reinstall the program, if that dont work, its formattin' time
/IT cowboy
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/IT cowboy
nah
just bung a load more in, and another couple of hard drives - that'll sort it - maybe a DVD burner for luck... and one of these for luck
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Moby Dicks coffee shop sure looks like a
good place to be. Arrgh Hamas bommer!!!
*edit Hummus Bomber
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*edit Hummus Bomber
have you fucked up
your cache settings in windoze?
or is it just imageready that's borked?
(I'd help ... but I'm either working or drinking or in the cinema for the next 144 hours)
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or is it just imageready that's borked?
(I'd help ... but I'm either working or drinking or in the cinema for the next 144 hours)
I did had an illegal
Dial-up secretly installed on my PC. And my homepage was recently changed by a vicious secret program, so it might actually be that!
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I think they're all gone now
I used Adaware and CW Shredder. Everything seems fine, but I will try that program out!
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try running hijack this, and see if anything odd looking shows up
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I've seen the same problem
related to using the /3GB switch in the boot.ini on windows 2000 server. If you have any switches in your boot.ini try removing them temporarily.
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if flash is running
can't you use that to make animated gifs... optimize the frames first in PS then import them into Flash? (admittedly this is all supposition cos I've never actually done it...)
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Thooomaasssss
i would scincerely like to apologize to jaggyboy.... sorry...
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shunted him up the coal chute, huh?
/coat, glasses and artificial limb
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TJ: i'm sorry too
does anyone remeber that site that collected all the pics of the 'Quo being evil?
thequoareevil.tk was it?
can't find it anywhere.
Woo for Thomas and have a quick
pint to celebrate
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thequoareevil.tk was it?
can't find it anywhere.
Woo for Thomas and have a quick
pint to celebrate
It's his brother
the tubby sub-controller. He can just move his arms.
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due to a tragic childhood incident?
sorry, pic made me larf too!
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sorry, pic made me larf too!
Shameless
It looks as if I may have been pissed when I did this. Woo to the above.
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It looks as if I may have been pissed when I did this. Woo to the above.
Quick googleshop idea
Search for a word on google image search and then quickly (and seamlessly) shop the results together. Here's my rather poor attempt at 'cute'. Is this a rubbish idea?
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Search for a word on google image search and then quickly (and seamlessly) shop the results together. Here's my rather poor attempt at 'cute'. Is this a rubbish idea?
it's not a rubbish idea
but it's not an original one
- it's a standard hummus-gathering technique
I like the playing card vibe though - 51 more and a couple of jokers to go ...
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- it's a standard hummus-gathering technique
I like the playing card vibe though - 51 more and a couple of jokers to go ...
the orange glow makes me feel all warm
or it could be the piss trickling down my leg
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Woo!
/sings: It's my lucky carpet. I'll tell you how it started. I bought it in a market, from a bloke who sells carpet.
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aye,
t'was muchos funny at the time.
Specially when done in FULL ROCK MODE!
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Specially when done in FULL ROCK MODE!
I really like that style
and when my head gets around it
I'll probably really like the idea of a boy in a roll of carpet.
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I'll probably really like the idea of a boy in a roll of carpet.
I'm not bitter.. but I'm sure this place exists
cue lots of abuse for being crap
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cue lots of abuse for being crap
Ooh!
Do you have a handcart or would you like to borrow mine? ;)
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it's not custom made
it's a standard generic one with go faster stripes
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I'd say it was more
of an exclusive members club than a secret department..... :p
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you need to know the scret handshake
the secret is, only one persons hand is involved............
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i had a members card ages ago
but i dropped it, along with that damn gay card
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guess what one
i found trying to get the front page one..........
/tries to sit down slowly
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/tries to sit down slowly
speaking of cards
i applied for a mint card (which in its rules states minimum of £10000 annual income), and in the 'annual income' box, i entered £9999.
still got the card, mind.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:37,
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still got the card, mind.
the thing i like about it the most is the purple carpet
woo to the carpet
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yes, that's where pippy is right now
not new zealand as i seem to remember he said
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Inspired by Mr/Mrs (delete as applicable) Kieth David
The Pikerowave!
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The Pikerowave!
someone please do Pikey Wave oven
I can't but would if I could
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:57,
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You are all invited to
visit my newley updated gallery of my old B3TA work.
www.stusdisco.com/art_stuffs.htm
and press the 'b3ta' button.
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www.stusdisco.com/art_stuffs.htm
and press the 'b3ta' button.
Thank you.
Don't mind if I do.
Spammer ;)
EDIT: Nicely! Dolphy ROCKS!
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Spammer ;)
EDIT: Nicely! Dolphy ROCKS!
I would like to
think that you know you're always welcome and hence dont need an invitation.
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I'll put
it anyway you enjoy!
Congragulations on the upcoming arrival BTW
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Congragulations on the upcoming arrival BTW
Mrs Mother,
I spent about 45 minutes browsing your website yesterday and I must say I enjoyed it muchly. I found it rather quaint in a "Come into my humble country cottage and take a seat while I fetch some lemonade and sticky buns" kind of way. Woo to you and dog.
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Bloody hell!
Thank you very much :)
I thought it was crap. Must update sometime soon.
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I thought it was crap. Must update sometime soon.
I
was most impressed with the Micheal Winner-ometer thingymajig. Words cannot express how funny I find that man or the idea of indexing him to communicate annoyance levels. Incedentally, I heard that esure realeased 20,000 stress balls that say calm down dear when squeezed, I dont suppose you (or anyone else) knows where I could procure one. They are strangely lacking on ebay.
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I tried :(
There was one on ebay and I bid for it but it went for over £20.
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Gutted.
I didnt think that any had surfaced there as there is never any evidence when I look. I'll keep trying and inform you if I should see any.
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Thank you sir.
I might put a note on the frontpage of the site begging for one. I'll let you know if anything comes up.
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try http://www.spiny.org/b3ta/b3ta_kit/
then delete this thread before some peeps get rather angry and waffle about thread waste etc etc
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
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VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
oooh, forgot that
*runs off to change link page*
anyone had any word on whether mutantwalrus will return?
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anyone had any word on whether mutantwalrus will return?
no!
i don't like people deleting threads, it makes myhead go funny
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oh... nah, let it stay
as much as i hate the quo pics i can tolerate them now and again
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Oy, twatmangle...
Stop wasting threads and go read the FAQ.
Hit the delete link for either of these threads before people *really* take a disliking to you.
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Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:23,
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Hit the delete link for either of these threads before people *really* take a disliking to you.
*sigh*
mutant walrus has been down for weeks, the faq is no use
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have you ever tied up a bee with a bit of thread when they are asleep in the sun?
if you tape the other end of the thread to the ground they cant fly away hahahaha
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has anyone
done the thing where you make flies docile by putting them in the freezer, then glue them to a very small paper plane and then the (allegedly) come round and try and fly thus causing much hilarity?
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several flies
taped to a lollipop stick so they have to learn how to work together. like a miniature red arrows team, but with flies. ...and a lollipop stick.
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