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# I have finally got to the bottom of this "Jeremy the baby" thing,
And it makes interesting reading. Well done you guys for the detective work, you are quite right, the father is Holywood actor Michael Zorek. He has e-mailed me again today to say that the video of my picture (see original post) appearing on CNN will be sent out in the post to me! I can't wait! My 5 minutes of fame! (p.s. I've never had a front page in over a year!)

So there you go, it's all wrapped up. When I get the video off him, I will turn it into an MPEG for you all to see.

Here is the latest e-mail he sent:

"Jeanne Moss (who does their "quirky" features) did the piece and she included your picture as well as the parody site, showing how popular our site has become!

I can send you a copy of the piece (it ran on the Anderson Cooper Show) but it will be in NTSC, not PAL

Let me know-

Michael"


Original post
www.b3ta.com/board/3074037

Follow-up post
www.b3ta.com/board/3078491

follow-up of follow-up post
www.b3ta.com/board/3079230

Right, I'm off to watch Teen Wolf Too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Yay for
minor celebrities and flirting with fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Hahah, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Nice!
Tonights special report - "Sick internet twunts shop Jeremy with killer nanny" :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Is this a reference to your picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Yeah
I haven't sent it. I don't think I have the balls to be an internet prankster.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
#
IHAVEYOURBABYGIVEMEMONEY
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Too late
its already dead
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# We had a wonderful time at the beach today...

we bought kites, had some ice cream but wee Danny went in the huff because I never got him a 99. We forgot our buckets and spades though so did a spot of paddling to make up. Wee Neil dropped his bannana in the sand and started crying. We then flew the kites which we bought earlier. After that we got some fish and chips, hmmmmmmm, yum, yum and fed some chips to the seagulls, Neil liked throwing chips in the air so tht the seagulls would swoop down and catch then in mid air. We washed the fish and chips down with some orange crush and then went home. We're all VERY tired now.
But we all had a marvellous time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Glad to hear it.
I feel really fluffsome now.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# You
always do that voice that scares wee Danny
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# You are a loon!
In the best most creative way possible. I want to see more of this. In fact, I utterly demand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# I recognise those squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# woo YARRR!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Pfffffftttttttttttttttttttttt...
they're not proper kites.

but on the other hand i haven't spent the day at the beach, so i think i'm worse off.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# if your tired

have a nap and do it all again tomorrow

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Complete TJ
this disturbs me immensely, I feel the need to disturb you as well.

Clicky
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# I fucking hate this twunt


Cocking deity-disturbing, nipple-faced shitpipe
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# him!!
that's Oxford Circus, right?
He annoys the HECK out of me. I called him a kiddy fiddler once, which wasn't very nice, but I mean, a megaphone - leave off...
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# yes, this lunchtime
but I was too chickenshit to take a pic of him from the front...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# I hate Dave from down the road
but I haven't shopped him.

Who? What? Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# a london thing
he stands around Oxford circus with a megaphone forcing god on people. He ruins my lunchbreaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# there are three people that ron atkinson would love

that dance and sing about jesus in manc on a saturday
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# there is one of them in every city i think
... 'wonders why he just posted that'
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Oh there's a guy in York
Weird thing last year. He said something along the lines of "People ask 'I look after people in my life and live well. Will I go to Hell just because I don't go to church?" Well, I say YES", instantly followed by about 100 shoppers in the street turning and laughing out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# no offence but I suddenly need to

not at anyone in particular, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Mnnnnnnnnggggghhhhhh!
Woo!

Who is the bloke in the above pic?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3080357
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
#
duck fucking shitting woo tits
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Is it time
to go to the pub yet?
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# its always time to go to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# I
believe I am going for the 4.30 cut off. Juicing time :)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# It's close
enough to 4.30. I'm off. Woo! Beer here I come!
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# That's an old picture ...
It;s been many a month since you could walk about Oxford Street wearing only a t-shirt and not have your nipples puncture the material

PS if that really wass today I'm going to be pissed, it was fucking freezing in docklands at lunch
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# it was today
a beautiful day ruined by megaphone man.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Okay, I'm going to swear about docklands now

Fucking freezing wanking pretentious over-priced, full of nob-end suits getting off on each others ego-fucking-trips, twats wearing suits on a hot summers day, fucking weener-fest over-priced bars with minging fat eastend slags trying to pick up drunk stock brokers, can't get a decent feed at lunch, wank wank wank wank ... o yeah, AND IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING FREEZING HERE!!!

fuck fuck fuck

/wolly hat
/coat
/down jacket & booties
/gloves
/scarf

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# hurrah for swearing!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# I would really like to hurt Eamon
lots.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# TJ! (jk, I love your pic)

I just wanted a reason to post this selish piece of crap. forgive me, I don't think it deserves its own thread hehe. and screw that guy with the megaphone.
(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# He is THE most annoying bastard EVER!!!!
i had a HUGE conversation with him telling him I was neither - that I was actually a Binner - and that I'd been working for the refuse company for 8 years... then i acted all confused and refused to understand him

he was well pissed off
(Ush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# I've got AIDS
GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(torrential fetus, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# oh hell,
torrential fetus strikes again!
(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# lemme get this straight, some bible basher is going round Oxford Square with a megaphone trying to 'convert' people?
that would piss me off no end if some nobjockey did that in my local town

you can sure as hell bet that if a different religion tried that they'd be moved on/arrested sharpish, fucking double standards, they should be fair to all religions - ban them all I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Ozzy bollockhat
(6aYellow, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Hehe
I have only recently become aware of this phrase since trawling the Weebl and Bob archives and now I'm seeing it everywhere! It's rather fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# how rare
sorry


the new weebl am possibly the best thing EVER
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# I concur
but I am foxier than all of you.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# nope
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=22635
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Oooh!
It's a b3ta version of Coronation Street.

What will you do, Todd?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# It is bloody fantastic
But I still have a soft spot for the "your all gay" animation on yourallgay.com which I'm proud to say I found without a link (was searching for possible meme-related URLs to waste my money on)
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Ugh!
you wouldn't want one of them stuck in a bottle of wine.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# In space no one can hear you make racist comments....
You do spong wrong Ron you do spong Ron
Click for for slightly biggier

I guess he just couldn't take it any more.
(steve0, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Woo to Red Dwarf!
And yay to your pic!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# It's cold outside
there's no kind of atmosphere

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# I'm all alone
more or less
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# let me fly
far away from here
(steve0, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Fun fun fun
in the sun sun sun
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# I'd like to lie
Ship wrecked and comatosed
(steve0, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# drinking fresh
mango juice
(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# gold fish shoals
nibbling at my toes

all together now....
(steve0, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Fun fun fun
in the sun, sun, sun....
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Fun, Fun, Fun?
edit: curses!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# RIGHT THATS IT
time to shop a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Good call
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Goldfish shoals
nibbling at my toes

Edit: beaten to it!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# goldfish shoals
nibbling on my toes

er... is that right?

edit: well i guess it is then
(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# SholdFish goals
tibbling at my rose
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# I
want to lie, shipwrecked and ..... oh fuck it. Is the pub open?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# fun fun fun
in the sun sun sun

EDIT - damn you
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# drinking
fresh mango juice?

edit: Damnit!
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# who told you you need oxygen? some loser trying to hold you back


/watched far too much rd
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Lister is that a cigarette you're smoking?
no it's a chicken


/love rd
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# "step up to red alert"

"Sir, are you absolutely sure, it does mean changing the lightbulb!"

.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# hee hee
the only way to get through this is with a sense of pride, a sense of dignity and wherever possible, a sensible haircut
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# let me see
thermos, animal print jigsaw, dandruff comb, triple thick condoms because you never know......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Smoke me a kipper, skipper
I'll be back for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# i can't throw! i throw like a dork
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# i'm so excited all six of my nipples are tingling!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# you can't have my shiny thing
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# and when i twist this one

i get radio 2
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# this is mine,
this is mine, this bit over here is mine.. all this is mine


except that bit. I dont want that bit.
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Wow, imagine making love to a woman with six breasts...
Imagine making love to a woman...
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Rimmer, I am NOT
pished
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
white hole is the best ever episode

'i've never seen one before, noone has...'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
#
/is impressed that summat got the Episode just from that one line...
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# like i said
FAR too much red dwarf watching
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Are you sure?
I think that's actually a contradiction in terms...
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# i reckon i could name any episode from 1 line
(does that count as too much?)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# No
Never too much!
How about "The ultimate test - pot noodle!"
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# demons and angels
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# It's got a foot the size of a surfboard!
Edit: very good on the last one :)
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# thanks for the memory
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Two erskib please
You're bloody good at this!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# backwards
yeah i know
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# I'm fine thank you Susan!
(last one)
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# stumped
aaaaah!
white hole again
they use kryten to get through the doors
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# That confirms it
you truely are the Red Dwarf Master!

Congratulations, here's your crown \|||/
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# is it not
"three triple thick condoms, just in case!"
(steve0, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# thats the shortest name
i believe youve ever adorn
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Sir they've taken Mr Rimmer!
Quick let's get out of here before they bring him back!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Holly : I have an IQ of 6,000...
..Which is the same as sixty normal people ... or six-thousand PE teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# danny jon jules
may be a kiddie fiddler, but the cat is a personal favourite character of mine.
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Really?
Kiddie fiddler? I met him a couple of months ago - seemed like a really nice guy
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# think
he was alledged as one. *racks brain for source of hopefully highly un/in-plausible info*
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# He works in childrens
tele. Maybe you got it mixed up. Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# i do
so hope so, cos seeing a grown man lick shirt collars is highly entertaining television, and is marred slightly by the thought of the shirts being on the small size.
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# What? No! Really?
Oh well, that's what I get for living in a ditch.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# summat is proud to have a stalker

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Well, you know what they say
You ain't famous 'til you've got your own obsessive. I consider myself a public service.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# good luck

he's a tough cookie to crack.

and he talks in his sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# As long as it isn't things like
must kill kittens...must kill penguins...furtive furtive furtive
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# nah it's mainly mindless babble
much like his ramblings on the board really
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# hey baby :)
/sidles over
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Oh my
you guys make me giggle*
*may be an understatement
have strange laughing penguins
(yay for mutants, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Wow cool that beats my stagnant puddle
what's the rent like?
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# !
This is news to me!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# so do I.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# thats the best thing I've seen all day
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Snort!
We're still getting our money's worth out of Ron, I see?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# hell yer!

(steve0, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# he is the new meme

*asks lazy gamer to add to kit*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# He hasn't the stamina to be a meme
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# heck
yes
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Jed only happy when he was behind the wheel of his trusty 18 wheeler "Bessie"
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# I like that alot
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# very woo
but wouldnt the reflection be going down

or is he supposed to be goin in reverse
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# don't be a pedant

how's my pic??
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# it i coming along at a remarkably slow pace..
it should be done soon..
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# just a point

i intend to die in about 60yrs, can you get it done before then
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# lol yes i shall
possibly before monday
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# i intend for him to die before monday...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# whats it like having 2 stalkers?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# you should ask that bloke from peru
... oh ... that kind of stalker

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Maybe he's just driven
off a very tall building
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# that's probably streetlights being reflected
/plausable explanation
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# he doesent look happy
(DragonSkiz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# a man's man smiles on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# he
reminds me of that arm wrestling/sly stallone/truck movie, Jed he's our man, if no-one can then he can!
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# I hope he doesn´t get asleep.
WY
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# oh
nice fx

(I bet his favourite whore is also called bessie)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Long Distance Clara
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Bit of a rush job, but
meet the head teacher...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Hahah, that would be effective. Woo
And a related repost
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Go to head of the class


Do I smell roasting veggies?
(I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# repost due to ultimate boredom and paint refusing to open
(Ush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Euuk!
Wasp-factoryish!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# that am
one fucked up book

(in a good way)

I should read it again one day - although it might not be the same knowing the twists.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# That's twice
you've said that. :)
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# That's some crasy optimisation
And what the hell has the DVLA got to do with anything?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# MOT
or NOT?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Oh good,
an "... or Not" picture.

That doesn't encourage the lazy to flood the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# pretty original eh!
i was SO impressed with myself.....
(Ush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# a durty pearoast at that
if you're gonna pearoast, don't start a new thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Do people think
we'll forget about them if they don't post something every two hours?

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# That
is frighteningly seamful.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# i
love him :D
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# hi everyone lol!!111
renember me?!!?

(it could rapidly turn into a "real" messageboard)

(nice ... um ... squix?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Squox.


Squino
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# surely not!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Hehehe
Lets post them everyday! Forever!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# do you think
your squox and my squog could mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# /Turns squox upside down
Since yours has a sticky out thing, I think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# fluff and nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Touché's gonna get his end away
probably almost NSFW so I linked it
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Hi Carumba!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# NSFW?
I got pulled up 2 days ago for a knickers pic.
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# but she's got no knickers
oh, I see what you mean :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Knickers? Pulled up?
Anyone?

Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Anarchy in the UK

(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# only REAL anarchists have dogs on string
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# The campaign was going well...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# nice
lolz
(Inflatablewoman, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# what
no one told em there was an election in may?
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# brian/troy pearoast
(pavlov wants to belive in nihilism (but is having trouble), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
# 2 Minute job, *prepares for slating*
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# harsh
but fair! woooooooo-ooo-ooooooo
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# haha
i thought that read 'chicken'
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# That wouldn't work
Chickens are excellent drummers due to their rhythmic prowess*


*May be fabricated
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Wise advice.
Thankyou Mr. WOo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Woosomeness.
Worth framing, that one.
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# What happens to drowned kitties ...
KittyCatFishSwimmyThingy
But what do I feed it?
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# *vomits*
KILL IT, KILL IT HARD
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Yep
Tried that.
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# don't feed it
kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Yeuch !!
Hit it with a shovel HARD !!!!

Woo !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Tried that too
It just puffs up and bounces.

Boing.
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# I think it wants to feed
on my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# KILL IT!
IMMEDIATELY! AND HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# feed it
fiSheba
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Or ...
FishyKat?
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# i'll take eleven.
ELEVEN!!!!


woupla!
(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# You'll need a big fish tank
And a serious filter.
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# aarrggghh!!
back in the sack! add more bricks! into the water!
(radja, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Umm
I think it eat the bricks the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Aaaww
it can live in my pool
(yay for mutants, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# o.O
That is fecking horrible - good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Ooo Ta!
Feck, drink, I love my brick!
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# That was my first ever post...
...this is my second.

Yay me. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# YAY to your first post!
I'm a bit of a newbie too.
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Yay to you then too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Alex got the feeling he'd be doing less charity work...

Clickey piccie for biggie
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Woo.
+Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Abserlooterly ace.
Great head line, too.
(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# you're the guy who posted
chopping block, yes?

Thank you, it's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Pepsi Ad ??
I thouht I just posted this up but obviously not. So here it is they have it on
www.viralchart.com/10xc/
(bexendale, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# You did post it!!!
And you should warn the nice people that it's NSFW*

*so I'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Isn't the warning on the associated web page
enough to tell you it's NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# jaypers!
Deja vu...
www.b3ta.com/board/3079657
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# no because it doesn't explain what
type of content the video has in it, the description is too vague and possibly too long for most to read.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Dunno.
I never click anything when I'm at work until I know whether it's safe. I already knew that this wasn't safe because it was posted earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# you did post it

it will have fallen off the end off the board thats all
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# pffft!
"end"...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# child
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# *sticks tongue out at MH*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# *pulls mog's tongue and staples to board*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# *sigh*
It'll end in tears.
Or tears. In Mogs tongue*

*wordplay copyright stickman_ben
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# you forgot your
™
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# you have yourself a stalker

and for once it's not me.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# 'bathtard'
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Ha.
You can't staple my tongue with those puny staples. For I am in fact Jamie Oliver*

*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Dontee worry
Billy-Mog-Bob Iza coming with mah bran new pitchfork and mah banjo. Aint nobody gonna hurt my uncle grandpa !!
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Hurrah!
And bring your wife and sister too. Where is she?

/Bill Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Hyuck hyuck
I snapped her by mistake...

(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# oooohhhh
wife and sister

which one do i get first?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# She's the same
"person" honey boy
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# suits me

bring her on
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Lahk aah said
I dun snapped her bah mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# pearoast shirley?
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# It's pron, it's old and it's shit.

(And that's the only comment I'll be making on B3ta today.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:45, archived)
# I think b3ta's quite good.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Nice
Man I'm getting to like it in here- you some funny fucks - IM HOME
(bexendale, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# *look up*
hmmm i think the term i am looking to grasp hold of goes something like...."whateveeeeerrrrrrrrrr!"
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Jeeeeeeeeus!
Download is very NSFW!

For the love of god man, warn us in future.
(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# we all saw it a couple of hours ago
your message only appears on this page for so long
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:46, archived)
# then it slides off the bottom
(rather like in the video you're posting)
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# You posted it
Now, delete or I'll buy Coca Cola.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Oh sorry guys
Oh sorry just getting used to this thing - man its fast in here
(bexendale, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Friday Afternoons
are faster...
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# It's written here
www.b3ta.com/board/3080180

so it must be true
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# if you don't stop to look round once in a while
you might just miss it.
(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Well
It was over an hour ago that you first posted it
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# speed is your friend
he with nimble fingers posts the most
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Maradona is reportedly in a stable condition


May the hand of God smite you

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Woo!
That's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# hehehe
tj: my free-pop3-email-account-finding bitches, can anyone reccomend a good free pop3 email provider? I'm switching from crappy lycos
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Similar joke
Did you hear about the man who swallowed a horse?
(whizzo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# "look at the camera for mummy"... " ummm... on second thought"
(dec, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# SAVE ME JEEEBUS!
(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# I had an urge....
(Inflatablewoman, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha

I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# WOO!
animate his expanding head HARD!
(dec, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# is that the North Korean bloke?
have you heard about the train crash?
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# yeah...
nasty

3000 dead. :(
(Inflatablewoman, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:49, archived)
# And notice
on the Beeb site.

Some woman dying years ago is more important than 3000 Koreans die today
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
#

clickety biggedy
(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# how great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
That made snot escape onto my top lip.

nice image there for the laydeeeez *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# marveloso
would it mind if i lick it?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Woo YAY!!
Very good and an extra woo for "clickety biggedy"
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# *hugs*
can I keep him?

woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Woo!
Yay, Houpla!


scary stuff.
(Nursie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# yay!
basically, that should exist
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# That's positively
'Monsters Inc.'-like in its embiggened state
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# aww isnt it cute
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# what the blazes is it?
and can I have one?

topos notches
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:47, archived)
# best thing ever !
woo! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)

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