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# Everybody dance now! duh duh duhduh duh duh duhduh
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(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:25, archived)
# spazztastical.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:26, archived)
# why thankyou
*doffs cap
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:30, archived)
# I like this
but no one is wooing it. how sad
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Found this yesterday..


..Could it be the worlds largest pork scratching?
(Grobie, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:21, archived)
# I think
it's part of Mrs Thatcher's clunge...she's a leper, y'know :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)
# urrgh!
I was about to enjoy devouring it with a nice cold monkey beer, but thats put me right off...
(Grobie, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Hehehehehe,
Maggie's snatch does seem to have that effect on people, think of poor old Dennis ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:28, archived)
# or the world's smallest railway ticket . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)
# You beat me this time
But you have not won the war
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*Does Spazzy 'I pwn U' dance*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:25, archived)
# Or a moderately small train ticket?
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Jeezus christ.....
....."Scratching"? It's half the f**king pig!!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)
# holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)
# WTF
is that?!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)
# A "Hog Lump"
In the States they're called "Pork Rinds."
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:25, archived)
# or my personal favourite
Pig Bits
(Grobie, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:29, archived)
# Heh
As an aside, I don't think there's a big market for them in the Middle East.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:31, archived)
# Yum
Scratchings
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:24, archived)
# Looks like a nose to me
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:24, archived)
# There are no hairs
sprouting from that pork scratching. Therefore I deem it not to be a pork scratching at all.
(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:24, archived)
# meh
seen bigger...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:25, archived)
# That's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:30, archived)
# Ready to play?
What's the day?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:17, archived)
# ARF ARF
ARRRRRRRRRRRRF
(saltydogstar, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:18, archived)
# i'm rather confused
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:18, archived)
# Have you moved your pointer over the piccie?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:19, archived)
# ah, i see
nevermind then!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)
# and have you hovered your pointer just ABOVE my snail's hat?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:24, archived)
# Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:27, archived)
# why should he woo it
if he doesn't get it? Don't be so pushy monsieur le Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Jealous! of a sexy Nun's Bra, eh!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:29, archived)
# it's not her bra I'm jealous of
his her big sexy nun's knockers!!

stab 'em, stab 'em all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:32, archived)
# I'll give 'em one from you . . .
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:36, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:26, archived)
# That
made me do a snortle-type laugh...very messy!

woo :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:19, archived)
# arf!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Ha ha
<petanticism>Did ancient Romans really speak modern Italian?</petanticism>
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
You're only jealous 'cos you didn't post this ten minutes ago! C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)
# Slightly upset
that no one's picked me up on my pedant's in joke
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:27, archived)
# You're way to sharp for us lot . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:30, archived)
# It's pedantry
not pedanticism
see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:32, archived)
# if you're going to be pedantic
you should probably spell "pedantic" correctly...

and then use pedantry rather than pedanticism?


just rising to the bait...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:29, archived)
# That is so ironic you wouldn't beleve
or understand
:)
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:31, archived)
# I have believed and understood things you can only imagine, boy
or something.

And I edited before you replied...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Ceeky chunt
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:35, archived)
# Mmmm, chunt



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:36, archived)
# arf!
www.b3ta.com/board/4483320




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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:24, archived)
# haha
strange outfit, nice title text.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:27, archived)
# Meat candle
The fun to be had with a George Foreman grill

I am also curious to see whether anyone can view this file.
(jokaah, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Nope
All Greek to me.
(temper_temper Salmon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:08, archived)
# I can open it in Quicktime
But I'm guessing you had to be there
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)
# Use quicktime.
.3gp are from mobile phones.
(Vega31, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)
# I can view the file just fine...
...assuming the file is supposed to be saying:
ftyp3gp53gp5isom„õmdat€
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:09, archived)
# nope!
But my mate tried to 'fry' an egg on one once.

Ran straight into the drip tray.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Bah!
It works with Realplayer on my machine at home, but alas, not on my work beast.
(jokaah, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)
# i can see it
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)
# you can watch it with quicktime
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)
# This.
With bells on.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)
# A fat candle?
You're an odd, odd person.

To view it, you either need to get

QuickTime, RealPlayer or the Sony Ericson software suite.

Or Kaffiene ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)
# Yup!
and a bloody brilliant idea at that, kudos
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)
# woo
Quicktime is useful for something at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:13, archived)
# yep
what marvellous recycling :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Yes. But
it focking stank.
(jokaah, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Mmmmm beef burgery
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Lovely.
And the missus is making burgers for this evening's repast.

I wonder if you could use a PizzaHut pizza (in its entirety without being rendered down) in a similar manner...

(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:21, archived)
# first one, here we go....
just got the GIMP, so am just playing.
oh yes, and hello


b3tabomber

not my renderisification source
(I helped save b3ta! anhamgrimmar, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# hmmm
so you've added some sexy nuns, eh? Kewl.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Start of the new school term
and Year 5 have been studying the life cycle of the frog
(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# reminds me of
the creature in The Class of Nuke Em' High
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Silly
Have a banana
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Hmm...
gives me an idea.
(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:15, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:08, archived)
#
hahaha! I love that!
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Thankyou
then have another. There!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:24, archived)
# hehehe
great spitting action.
(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:21, archived)
# I love frogs!
I fucking love them!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:12, archived)
# *bums*


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Haha
Week 18: develops hypno powers
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)
# That's toads, you fool!
sheesh!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Week 20
World invasion.

Muwhahahahaha.
(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
me likey.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)
# Yup
I spat me tea again. Fine work.

Et woo, et yay, brute.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:12, archived)
# haha, how educative
have a repost :
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:13, archived)
# I'm gonna repost because:
A: I'm a whore
B: I posted during dance tiem 'cause I'm a retard.

(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)
# crikey
that's luvverly.

what's dance tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# That's when everyone
posts their dance animations.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# I liek dance tiem!
Woo! piccie!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)
# Oh man,
how awesome was Dance Tiem?

*remembers*

*Woos small Kremlin-esque pixel-city*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Dance Time is the best idea I've had in a while
rock and roll
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Woo again
/sorry about Dance teim
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# I want dance teim!!!!
I'll get my new yourk city breakers gifs out, when will it be nnext!?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:14, archived)
# sunday mornings 1 AM
an hour after saturday ends
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:15, archived)
# That's ages away, i'm gonna have a boogie right now!
*goes hunting on other PC for breakdancers
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Thanks again
It's ok, again

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:17, archived)
#
Wow, that's very nice!
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Wise man say: "Never put mug on internet. The public; they are without mercy."

www.b3ta.com/board/4483086
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)
# fucking would
edit:can't wait till payday on friday!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)
# are you that desperate?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# She's blue
Who could resist?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)
# you have that Eiffel 65 song stuck in my head now
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# da ba doo...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)
# /dances
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# I'd
suggest DANCE TIEM!!! but I hear that's now been banned in pretty much any major
city during daylight hours now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# yep only allowed on the board at the crossover from saturday to sunday starting at 1
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# i'm blue
doo daba dee daba die, doo daba dee daba die. doo daba dee daba die, doo daba dee daba die.


Great lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# no no no no no no no no no no
no no there's no limits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)
# bah do da be de bah do
bah do da be de bah do
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# & Old Lace


oops.. wrong person
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)
# hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)
# the last woman he had was babs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)
# it's only 10 pounds
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:29, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# hahahaha
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

Here's wishing she gets teh bad aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# or teh bad goner, gonna, ghonher
teh bad spelling one
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)
# add to the fact that she's seemingly illiterate
and she becomes less attractive by the minute...


/goes for a wank instead
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# *Lends mink wank sock*
Enjoy
(temper_temper Salmon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Well..
she IS from Newport. All her friends probably already have at least 4 kids.

She's not that bad, no bids yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Crikey she's selling herself on the internet
that's low even by internet standards - what the fuck am I saying there is no standards on the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)
# fuck it.
I might sell my virginity!*

And my old pc whilst I'm at it

*I'd like to see them prove otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# It's ebay for the sake of Christ's underpants
you don't need to validate your viginity or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Might look a bit dodgy if I repeatedly sell it though.
My 'history' and feedback would make for an interesting read, anyway.

"Superfast delivery!!! Not recommended"
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:12, archived)
# dont look
20 to me.
I smell jailbait
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)
# quite
what an immensely scary discovery that auction is.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# well...
it's a good smell...


/sniffs
(Christopsy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# seconded
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)
# you want to stop doing that.
you'll get arrested and put on the register.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# You can get locked up for sniffing kids you know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# i think she could pass for twenty
same age as me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# I'll vote for you
although I must warn you I'm clinically insane and love tea and biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)
# are you sure you are not affiliated with the lemon party?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# He has citrus leanings
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# For 5 pounds more you can buy a stereo off her...
got her priorities straight:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15276&item=7148577567&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
(Tinfoil Fez, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Eek,
I have seen my future...except that I'm cuddly, not "obese" ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)
# if only the 'latest news' was true
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# ha, she's welsh!
who'ld have guessed that?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# I wonder what the legal stance would be if
you bid 500 quid then refused to pay at the end of the auction. Sure, you are legally bound, but I'm not sure how likely she would be to take legal action...
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Safety
first...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Rustlers - Jawa style!

Apologies for this unmitigated shite of a shop.

(I helped save b3ta! sgt_stabby, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Woo!
And nice reflectioning.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Dat
is not shite. That is tres bonne.

Have one: Woo


(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# 70 seconds?
surely though, the metal will fuck the microwave. FORCE LIGHTNING! now I get it
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# XXW (Extra Extra Woo)
.
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Oh
that's just too bloody marvellous!

That dawg is just adorable :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Groovy!
I've missed you! *hurgs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)
# well -
did you see me?


Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:54, archived)
# Bah!
No . . . I've only just seen your post . . . 8 minutes late, Bah!

Did anyone grab it?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# dunno...
could go out again I guess...


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)
# or just post a proper picture of yourself . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)
# oh yeah... good idea
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Here's me when I used to smoke a pipe...




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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Coo!
really?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:26, archived)
# trust me,
I'm a doctor.




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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:29, archived)
# funny . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:32, archived)
# webcam wasnt working for me
have they been taken offline?
(French Toast, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# seems okay
www.royalweddingcam.com


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)
# hmm
just white inside the picture-frame for me, i'm afraid.
(French Toast, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# YES YES YES!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Schplutterpffplplpttttha-ha-haaaaaaah!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Uh oh...
Bindun???

(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Sort of
here
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)
# You must have a feckin' time machine . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)
# It's no coincidence Dr Who is back on telly
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Bindun? Yes*
Woo!





*no.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Marvin Gay*


*Disclaimer. I am not implying that all gay men wear make up, carry pink handbags and sing well. Your home may be at risk if you do not close doors and windows before you leave for work. May contain traces of nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I think it was his dad that contained traces of being a nut wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Yes
true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Nice hat.
Or is it some sort of alien?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)
# DTH made it for me
It's a rainhat. The antennae are really its sticky uppy things that sort of went all floppy from getting wet or something
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Yup! Something . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)
# OK then
the 'something' excuse it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# I believe
Mr Gaye Jr also contained traces of the coca plant, quite possibly the nut also.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:26, archived)
# tests show that 98.7% of gay men do though


woo!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That's Ace! Woo! Pot! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# I bet you didn't realise that..
I had him swaying in time to that song. My *cough* attention to detail is remarkable!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Of course I did . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:14, archived)
# hahahaa
oh god! SHE`S GOT ANIMATION!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# I've had teh animation for a while now.
I also discovered liquify a while ago too. Next year I intend finding another little tool I can "do to death" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:54, archived)
# a little tool you can do to death?

*thinks of rude stuff*

*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# when are you gonna put my pic up on your site, punk?
'noon
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# which pic?
the one you didn`t e-mail?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)
# i've done two
i have to email them do i? how's about you fix your right mouse button, sir?

whats the addy?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)
# pffft
address in in profile :)
pick one.. any one

maybe I missed them on the board or sommat... I`m a busy man, Mr.Jita!

*any old excuse for forgetting to save as..*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# you've seen 'em both
i'll email them then ;P
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Oooooh,
very nice :¬)

However it is a fact that all gay men wear make up, carry pink handbags and sing well.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Ooh bugger

Click if you like that sort of thing
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Aaaawwww!
Fwuffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)
# where's the holy handgrenade?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)
# no sweat
if you have a fucking huge carrot with you
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Fucking huge carrot?
No, I'm just pleased to see you...
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)
# Margot making her last mistake...
telling herself this giant vampire bunny must be a flashback from her drug days... woo
(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 17:26, archived)
# "Your symptoms point to anger issues. I prescribe a dose of mice"
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Angry young fella
an elephant could give a taste of his own medicine.




/If the mice didn't scare the elephants off
(temper_temper Salmon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)
# his shoes
are so clean.....that's the vanish oxy-action!!

woo!
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
# maybe he`s related to Barry Scott
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Very good. Have a gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)
# hehe
you need to learn Flash
.. you could use the Cillit Bang dance mix as background music
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)
# I shall download it tonight and give it a try
Must be a pong tutorial kicking about somewhere
/found one
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# ^_^
If noone else wants to try i might :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)
# look what it did to a welly?
good as new
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# stomp them mices anger management reject boy
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Poor poor miceses
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Haha, I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# he he

those are some fatalistic mice.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Woo!
compo? or not?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
best fillum ever
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)
# I've sent you an email via your hotmail account
not sure if you've received it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)
# oops keep forgetting to check hotmail :)

yip.. just came through.. shall have a poke around tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Ta very much
I've probably made loads of code errors. I did know how to do all if this once, now my brain is all haggled.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)
# well it`s not a huge file, so it should be fairly easy to figure out

*sets self up for a fall*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)
# It wasn't anything overly complicated
and i would have preferred to have both the Thumb and the Image Urls held as variables within a single file but I couldn't work out how to split up the variables once it was loaded into an array.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:54, archived)
# ahh right! just an explode() would have done the trick
tell you what.. I`ll see if I can sort that out, and hack in image/thumb functions - should be fairly straightforward

may even have a go at getting it to create thumbnail images for you automatically if I`m bored*!


* [pretends he`s dead cool and hackery]
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)
# You are truly cool
*dissclaimer: may laugh heartily if Rik fails miserably*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:12, archived)
# Oooh, nice, atmospheric.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)
# whos
going to bid then?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...&rd=1
(Mister Ashley, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Pfft
no postage.
Edit: hahah, she's only going for 10 pounds. What a bargain!
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)
# she looks like a chav.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)
# who no longer has her virginity . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)
# either way... scares me*
edit: *the idea someone would auction that
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)
# well
prostitution is a very old industry.
This is just a new form of advertising it i guess.
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
# it may well be
but it's a scary thing
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Her mum
must be proud.
(temper_temper Salmon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# She looks a bit of a chav.
It might have been her mum's idea. Must be embarassing to have a 20 year old daughter who hasn't even lost her virginity. Should be on at least her third kid by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# embarrassing at 20?
everybody should hang on to it as long as possible!

*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)
# I'm not interested in her
it's just hillarious that she set the starting bid at or less than 10 pounds :D
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)
# yeah i guess local pick up would be a little too much considering you're in Aus*
*might be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
# The truly disturbing thing is
that she will probably sell for hundreds of pounds and have to fuck a fat smelly business man.

That's what you get for being a money grabbing slapper though, I suppose...
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:43, archived)
# a 14yr old chav
at that.

*bids*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
# I like
Post to: Will arrange for local pickup only (no postage).
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)
# she lives near where I am at uni
but no.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)
# man that sux
£10 starting bid. Life is soo cruel
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)
# It just says
"virginity", nothing about sucking
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)
# aww that fux
no sucking
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Ewwwww
I wonder if she'll sell her broken hymen afterward?
(temper_temper Salmon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)
# "hymen the money.... hymen the money *doot doot doot*"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# hmm
OMG L@@K HYMEN
mint condition, only used once!

Paypal or nochex!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)
# .(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸ TOP BREAKAGE+++++++¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯).
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)
# .(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸ TORN RECTUM+++++++¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯).
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:54, archived)
# You've done that before
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# She could get
this afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha!
she's cheap! just how I like 'em.
*makes pervert growling noises*
*slavers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)
# so that is you
on the phone every night!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)
# erm....no...not me..erm...not Hamilton either...no...erm...
*makes pervert growling noises*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)
# ewwww!
munt-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)
# It'd be funny..
if noone actually bid on that.

What scares me is how you found that.
(dublet, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
# there`s always one desperate 60 year old perv..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Maybe 2..
(dublet, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# a 2 year old pervert?
ewwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# look at
sellers other items she values her old philips CD player more highly
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Says a lot about the world, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# I hope she answers my question.
'Is breakfast included in the final price?'
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# good question
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# do you have to provide your on condom or will she go bareback?

Does the price include anal virginity as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)
# bids
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# i'll giver her £20
if she wears a paper bag on her head and i can take her from behind
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# hahahaaaa
She's also selling a stereo!

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15276&item=7148577567&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)
# I know
and it has a higher starting bid
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)
# oh yeah
missed your earlier item.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)
# i think we should get trading standards involved.

'attractive female' i think that's against the trades discription act.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)
# 'large foreheaded goon'
isn't as appealing though
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)
# Condition: Used
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# I'm almost 100% shure it's a fake.

Anyway, I would. She isn't that bad.
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Perhaps if you met her on a night out,
but would you buy her off ebay?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)
#
Well, that's what makes it so delicously nasty, don't you think?
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# my questions:
Will you deliver for a surcharge plus mileage? will you do wolfbagging? (you may need to google this.) Don't expect she'll answer!
(stickybellyflapcock, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)
#
Found this here:
wolfbagging. The art of making your lover puke while indulging in a spot of anal sex.

I don't expect her to answer either.
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:17, archived)
# slight repost but with extra flash goodness.


click for flash



(Gregus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Yikes!
and Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)
# TJ...
Righto - I'm off to buy some stamps... you can plot my progress on Webcam 2 when it zooms into the Queen Victoria Statue by the traffic lights... Today I shall be mostly wearing a blue fleece jacket and holding a large white pic of a CDC (until I get arrested).

www.royalweddingcam

2 mins and counting from this posting!


Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:43, archived)
# page not found?
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Might want to..
dot com that.

Working clicky.
(dublet, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Hahah
i spotted him... i think
but the CDC isn't visible from the distance
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)
# I'm back
sorry... forgot the .com bit!

oh well...


Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Tremendous - could do with some sound effects though
woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Now i'm really tempted to learn flash...
Curse you for tempting me!
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:32, archived)
# hello.
i ♥ that.
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)
# I demand more.
Woo.
(dublet, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)
# these things
are most w00.

Remind me vaguely of some creatures in a gentle techno video a few years back.

Fucked if I can remember the name.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# VRRRRRRROOOOOM!!!!

Larger
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Tip top!
as per usual!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:27, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:27, archived)
# That's fantastic
too good in fact
(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:28, archived)
# pfft
nice
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)
# haha
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)
# I always hated them
when I was a kid. Impossible to outrun the fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Great
cycle faster young chap
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# theres no boobs
am I losing it?
(Bingo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
That am WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# YAY!
WYHP!

That was (most of) my suggestion! I feel so SPESHAL!
(Tetsuo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:48, archived)
# 1001 Uses for a Labour Pledge Card
#69 The Tooth Gap Eliminator

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
No more apple peel in between the incisors . . . Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
good one
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttt!
Made me audiably laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)

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