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# Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee myyyyyyyyy children!



Don't diiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeee!!!!!!
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:32, archived)
# bur bur bur burrrr bur bur burrr
flurr blur blur flur
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:38, archived)
# Susan was too easily distracted to have a chance at promotion
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:22, archived)
# WANG ON HEAD!
DA DA DA DUM DAGGA DAN CHA
WANG ON HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:23, archived)
# maybe
you fall into that same category?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:25, archived)
# I'm thinking I'll write a song about it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:27, archived)
# good idea ;^)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:28, archived)
# You can have my wang on your head
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:34, archived)
# damn it, susan, pay attention

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:25, archived)
# It's when she disappears under the table
they'll need to start worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:28, archived)
# AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
CHODA GIRL!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Despite what it may look like

this took me fucking hours!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:20, archived)
# yep they take for fucking ever
that's ultra woo

that's the smoothest vector anim I've ever seen, you better not be trying to steal my crown :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:21, archived)
# Having just looked at your profile
I think that's unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:25, archived)
# that's more or less how I started:
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:26, archived)
# S'nice that
Although, I think I like the dancing one you did best
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha
thanks mate, and keep with it from that it's clear you're bloody good at it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:30, archived)
# I like that jumping guy cos that is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:46, archived)
# That's smashing!
Meanwhile in other news. There has been a hijack in b3ta.
I may be going to Mallorca for a month next week so i will let you know vis a vis the project ( we are in discussion, we are definitely going, but who goes when and for how long is to be debated, on account of holidays bore me and I'd rather stay here, she went to Malta by herself last time ;)) and also where are you on the 12th October? I have tickets for the afternoon seminar of the 'Adobe creative suite on tour' roadshow at the GBM Manchester if you are interested.

And that concludes tonight's news.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:32, archived)
# I'll be in Newport but I might do some travelling
considering the project I have about a month left up north so it's probably a get started thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:34, archived)
# Like I said, nothing
is set in stone and I'd rather not go. But I don't mind travelling if you end up back at Uni. I'll get on with that timber properties list and mail it to you in the morning.
As for the Adobe thing I can probably get tickets for the 4th October in Bristol if that would be better for you and you really wanted to go. ( I'd not go to that, just send you some tickets and bogus employee details )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:37, archived)
# what time is it on on the 12th?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:44, archived)
# Not sure.
It's just two seminars, a morning and an afternoon so sometime after lunch. I also noticed Cardiff on the 5th but again, I'd have to re-apply for tickets.

EDIT:/ I'll catch you tomorrow for a proper chat ( probably when you get in plastered from failing to get laid ;)) as my carriage has arrived to whisk me away to the fairytale land of pub!
See you later.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:47, archived)
# hours?
it was worth it.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:21, archived)
# ohhhh
how pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:22, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:23, archived)
# i
is trying and failing miserably to make an animation on Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:26, archived)
# imageready
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:30, archived)
# yeah
thats what i meant
but i havent gotten it down at all
cant get different frames to be different
and the like
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:35, archived)
# yeah its kind of a bitch to learn
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:39, archived)
# This is what I used initially
graphicssoft.about.com/od/photoshop/l/blfishani1.htm
although you do have to make a fairly nauseating picture of angel fish kissing with it.
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:40, archived)
# yes!
thankee
now i can change el username
::bows::
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:47, archived)
# What I do is use a tiny programme called "unfreeze"
it's pretty basic and you can't change each frame's delay (the frame delay is applied to all frames).

I then import the image into ImageReady and do frame time adjustments there. If a frame needs to be edited, I use another programme (paint or tattyshop) as I can't get to grips with editing frames in Imageready either.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:52, archived)
# aye
that's marvelous eye candy sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:33, archived)
# Egg-babies:What they don't want you to see.


lovely with a bit of salt though.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Is this some kind of yolk?
*eggcellent*
(Lurchio, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Pffft.
She's just trying to trap you, mate. Don't look a thing like you.

Woo!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:20, archived)
# They should do that in the newsletter
how to poach and egg baby. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Those amazing apples!


Edit/
Of course he used his powers of hypnotism to get them so interested....
(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:58, archived)
# hahahahahahh
loon.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:59, archived)
# he's flashing them
isnt he?

dirty cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:59, archived)
# i know
i am

...
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:13, archived)
# they want
teh apple cock
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:15, archived)
# compo this?
woo
(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Have some art I did a while back
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:56, archived)
# looks similiar to the mosaic effect in Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:57, archived)
# yeah
that was one of the things I did to it but I made the model and did the photography.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:58, archived)
# sorry, I didn't mean to sound nasty
it was just a comparison

it's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:59, archived)
# ~backpedal~
~backpedal~
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:01, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:05, archived)
# *checks direction*
*keeps backing up*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:05, archived)
# nah you didn't sound nasty
I use photoshop for effects because I can't draw in the classical sense but I love taking pictures and messing about with them to achive the effect of what I would have wanted to draw :)

(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:02, archived)
# :)
that's good

what I lack in talent I make up for in stupidity
once again, lovely picture
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:04, archived)
# *looks at your profile*
nope bucket loads of talent there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:06, archived)
# dumbass
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:10, archived)
# psst
( it is just a mosaic ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:11, archived)
# I've drank on an empty stomach
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:13, archived)
# I have just had..
count them, 33 litres of wine delivered. Yummy.


( ps. To flurokitty, I was not being nasty, it's lubbly. I just wanted to get on my patented GMOS reverse unicycle and backpedal like a mad fucker too! )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:16, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:17, archived)
# yeehaw!
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:18, archived)
# I got on a unicycle once
I pulled muscles i didn't know I had.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:18, archived)
# oh er.
that is sex, that is.

sex on a platter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:57, archived)
# so it was you who made love to my bathroom tiles.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:12, archived)
# harlequin fetus!
(Hairy Midget, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:06, archived)
# BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:16, archived)
# my thoughts
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:55, archived)
# awwwwwww
poor robot.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:58, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
I FUCKING CUNTING FUCKING CUFFING FUNTING LOVE YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:59, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:00, archived)
# How come you never say that to me anymore?
Is it the 'lack-of-talent' thing again?
Is that it?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:02, archived)
# you wanna go make out?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Is this thread about me?!
/autocomplete

Edit: My kebab calls me from the distant shores*, later b3ta

*The kebab shop
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:05, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:15, archived)
# awwwwwww
sweet robot.

i want beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:59, archived)
#
You don't happen to have a wallpapery version of this, do you? It's more splendid than a boy could dream.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:02, archived)
# err no, sorry.
but I liked the colours in this one.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:04, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:02, archived)
# Woo!
Robots have it tough :/
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:59, archived)
# we do, dont we...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Lucky it was only an internal flight then huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Not for much longer
(Pelle ghola, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:03, archived)
# that's quite good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Just because I promised it and then forgot (and have been taunting people with the promise all week)...

Image Hosted by Annoying Frog

My worlds only (DTH) animated autograph!

Should I go for a kebab? I'm really hungry and have been to look in the fridge about 6 times already without finding anything I want

...and may have been drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:45, archived)
# ...I thought I was the wacky stalker one?
Huzzah for wacky japery!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:47, archived)
# See my profile
I think you'll find I'M the stalker round these parts!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:48, archived)
# Huzzah!
You once called me the stalking type...
..I'm glad to see the boot is on the other foot now!

Bazoo and Mazumba!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Oh yeah! so I did
But it was probably my twisted idea of a compliment, I've stalked people almost since day one on this site so to call someone else one...well, it should be flattering ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Stalking is fun
stalking b3tans that is
not real life people
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:53, archived)
# Why limit yourself


How do you think I got the autograph?
Where do you think DTH is this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:56, archived)
# when in the company of b3tans I tend to be far too drunk
but when my stalking of tweaknik comes to it's conclusion I shall attempt to get one for you
he already thinks I'm utterly mad so I can't damage my reputation with odd requests
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Get one for me too?

He wont give me one since he found out that I have been calling him a girl up until last week when I found out the shocking truth

Who'd have thought it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:00, archived)
# I've always known he was a bloke
but I somehow managed to get a photo of him very early on
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:01, archived)
#
Image Hosted by Annoying Frog
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:47, archived)
# weee!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:49, archived)
# wha' eh?!
What's going on?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Looking swarve!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Hey mate, how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Buggered..
...One of the lenses in my glasses fell into a used toilet bowl yesterday..
I didn't have the nerve to wade my fist through another man's tinkle.. So today I am half blind, with poor depth perception...

Asides that, I'm as happy as a pig in poop!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:06, archived)
# PIG IN POOP
/rocks out
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:10, archived)
# Kebabs rule
'specially as most use kitten meat, it's very b3ta.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:48, archived)
# Yummy!

Edit: Kebabs do in fact suck, but when you've had a drink there is something in our genetic makeup that makes them the perfect food...or something
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:49, archived)
# bullshit kebabs are awesome any time
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Hooray!
Besides, I eat them and I don't drink anymore
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:52, archived)
# I've just finished my kebab
and was looking at that in your profile a few minutes ago.

I'm very pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:50, archived)
# \o/
(what were you looking at?) nvm

So I should go for a kebab right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Yes. Kebabs rule
I was looking at the DTH autograph.

Also I wasn't sure if you were still in China.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Thankfully no
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Hehe
Is North Wales really better?

edit; what's nvm?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:55, archived)
# NeVerMind
I must have heard it somewhere in a chat room when I was a kid, used it for years and then realised when I started coming online again that it was the dreaded 'chatspeak'.

~sigh~

nvm
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Aha
that's what I thought.

Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:00, archived)
# Where is DTH?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Czech mate :)

Brother's wedding
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)
# Ha,
Subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)
# ha ha like it
most woo

pfft!even
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Woo!
Should replace the beeping with a recorded message saying "cross the road... YOU TWAT!"

Or something...

*hides
(Graz Da Frog, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:22, archived)
# teehee
peurile, but funny.
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:22, archived)
# hehe very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Veh good
First image is veh veh good
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Haines AT-AT manual...
Quality!
(beerathon, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:56, archived)
# repost.....
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:26, archived)
# That last one got beetroot on his helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:12, archived)
# yay!
breats!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)
# AND breasts!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)
#
Breat enlargement?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:22, archived)
# haha!

in the future, armour will blush with you.

edit: I mean a long, long time ago ...
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:46, archived)
# hahaha you are funny


and woo pic!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:29, archived)
# love it
ace
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:38, archived)
# Teh wundarfulness!
(That's the first time I've ever seen "poofter" spelt "pufta".)
(Tetsuo, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:01, archived)
# thats because..
it is the word "pufta" spelt "pufta", the word you are thinking of "poofter" is infact spelt "poofter"
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pufta&defid=226906
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:13, archived)
# lol
woo yay etc ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:03, archived)
# All I want is a hug....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:04, archived)
# most definately
twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:06, archived)
# Hahah
A repost that's guaranteed to be deleted
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:06, archived)
# Can't spell today?

Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:06, archived)
# I've never been able to spell that word
that and 'jeleaus'.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)
# I must admit I usually struggle with that one
That's why I didn't just ninja edit

'jealous'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:19, archived)
# yup!
I realize that there's something wrong
in the spelling I just can't figure out
what it is.

until I look it up
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:23, archived)
# I'm exactly the same with 'guaranteed'
It doesn't even look right to me when it's spelt right. I'm usually pretty good with spelling but there are certain words that throw me every time.

I think we should stop this though before someone notices and has a go for holding the spelling club on the board
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:27, archived)
# yeah, I'm a decent speller
but the 'j' word always throws me.

and it's the same in Czech
there's a couple of simple words
I just can't remember to save my
life.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:37, archived)
# 'I wanna be a door'
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:07, archived)
# that's ok
just open up...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Misheard lyrics?
friend of mine was singing 'I wanna be a dog' for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo yay for The 'Roses.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)
# exellent
love the stone roses
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:41, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:49, archived)
# Yay!
(tomsk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:10, archived)
# ARE YOU MY MUMMY?
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 19:44, archived)
# Natural Goatse
This is not shopped, but too close not to post...


this is the ad


HAHAHA
(wifebeater Funkier than a BinBag of Affro's, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:54, archived)
# Hands?
On an object?

HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:56, archived)
# dogs aren't objects
they're living things
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Living things are objects too
You're thinking 'inanimate object' dear
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:58, archived)
# What if it's a dog formed entirely of unassociated gasses by total co-incidence
for a split second when the photo was taken?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:59, archived)
# 42
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:03, archived)
# Hurrah, we have discovered 'the question'!
I wonder if I'll get pelted for trying to tell people about it in the shopping center like I did that time I tried to tell everyone all god really wanted was that people shoot whiney spoiled small childeren who scream a lot in public?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:05, archived)
# He likes mint-choc-chip icecream best
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Really? No wonder I got chased by religious fanatics.
Next time I'll consult baskin robins before forming a cult.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Baskin Robbins am like the the anti-christ on steroids, though temporarily off them for breastfeeding
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:10, archived)
# I've always had the antichrist pictured as
someone annoying who just stands next to jesus wearing black robes, contradicting everything he says and killing cripples.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)
# After Jesus has just healed them?
Yeah, that does sound annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:21, archived)
# It's a vicious circle
They spent several days fighting over Lazarus and by the end he was so pissed off he told them just to let him stay dead.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:23, archived)
# aninmate /inanimate
animals,
you know what i mean!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:00, archived)
# You mate with animals?!

You sick roach's cock!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:03, archived)
# I don't get it...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:56, archived)
# OH SICK
www.cit.gu.edu.au/~anthony/kites/gallery/ball.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:57, archived)
# it's a fucking disgrace
oneminute.cool.ne.jp/festival/img/black%20circle.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:58, archived)
# OH NO MAKE IT STOP
www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/a/a2/Orange-fruit-2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:58, archived)
# *vomits everywhere*
www.ragweedforge.com/r-plate.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:59, archived)
# this is so close to it I actually thought it was at first
history.jupiter.fl.us/kids/images/Pioneers/Old-man-with-hat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:00, archived)
# LOL!!11!
img164.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gandalf9te.jpg
/may be intentionally missing the point
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:05, archived)
# OH GOD!
Stop! please stop!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:01, archived)
# this IS nsfw
it really is but it's worth it
images.google.co.uk/images?q=sexy+time&btnG=Search&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&c2coff=1
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:03, archived)
# ahhh
that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:07, archived)
# PERVERTS!
www.tildas.com/Round%20Challah.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:59, archived)
# somebody holding a dog does not look like goatse, unless the dog is a bulgarian anus hound
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Looks like Doughnut Owl (just made him up) strikes again


menezes: the day after yesterday before the shooting what happened.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Hey.
www.b3ta.com/talk/710190
Just so you know for next time. Never ever delete a thread on /talk. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:54, archived)
# whoops..
... I'll try and remember that ... btw tell them i do smell of fish.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:56, archived)
# just so you know
your drive-by insults are not actually
that funny.

Pointless and stupid, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:03, archived)
# This

/quickly got bored
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:09, archived)
# too obviously self aware.
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:56, archived)
# Gah!
It is the return of super efficient Vampire, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Insane.
It *does* look so like him, though. Have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:53, archived)
# looks a bit like me without my hair mohawked/mulleted
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:53, archived)
# I saw the best*
mullet the other day, it made me smile with joy**

*worst
**terror
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:55, archived)
# when I'm lazy* I just push it back and let it go into a lovely mane**
*awake
**mullet
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:56, archived)
# so it is
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:53, archived)
# hahaha
mongy twunt fool
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:54, archived)
# now thats clearly a .gif
(5:45, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:00, archived)
# I have flash?
yes
(Leroj, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:46, archived)
# someone else can click that link
i'm not brave enough
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:47, archived)
# IT HAS SPINNING PENII!!!!!
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:48, archived)
# music and cdc it's nnsfw
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:48, archived)
# I was waiting for someone else too
just in case...
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:49, archived)
# I care?
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:48, archived)
# but there's only one..



/pedants
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:48, archived)
# Heh heh....
Hypno-CDCs. What more is there to life?
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:51, archived)
# Me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:52, archived)
# It's always all about you, isn't it?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:54, archived)
# Sometimes it just has to be

I'm an attention whore* don't you know

*allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:00, archived)
# tj. isketch.
please! i'm bored!
(qdamik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:51, archived)
# BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] OK, B3TAfied it. Happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:32, archived)
# ok...
*snores*
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:33, archived)
# Don't be so damn literal...
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:37, archived)
# FINE!!!
*sexes* *video tapes* *sells to the sun*
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:40, archived)
# There, now with improved sweariness.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:46, archived)
# my god, he is right!
jebus, the man is amazing *sexes up cockrels*

Sorry, i am a spoilsport ;)
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:47, archived)
# ;-)
If I were him, to be honest, that's *all* I'd fucking do with my "mind control powers".
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:48, archived)
# Pfft
Read that as 'sells to the num'
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:53, archived)
# hahahaah
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:40, archived)
# I want to sex him up so bad
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:34, archived)
# It worked!
(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:37, archived)
# eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
he looks like my boyfriend's creepy, lechy, demented, closeted, girlfriend-beating, gloating, overpaid twat ex-mate.
I can't look at him without wanting to punch the screen
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:37, archived)
# does he work for NUTS?
(hamchicken&peas, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:46, archived)
# i have no idea
he is ginger, and sports the same beard as mr brown. and works in IT support. and once accused me of having no creative outlets (i paint, am a graphic designer, make leather goods and jewellery among others). So an all round twat with no eyeballs or synapses
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:53, archived)
# should have stopped at he's ginger
says it all really


/hides
(hamchicken&peas, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Really?
I just wanted to take a nap next to him
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Actually no
It was just my way of praising the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:48, archived)
# thats more like it
mmm, cock...
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:48, archived)
# Count Dooku's Wife is here for revenge
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Haha, nice
Does she baffle her opponents with dark number puzzles?
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Had to resort to Google
I was wondering what Carol Vorderman had to do with Star Wars. Turns out it's nothing. Turns out it's not Carol Vorderman.

[edit: or am I talking bollocks? I dunno now... where do I live?]
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:32, archived)
# you`ve just confused the fuck out of me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:34, archived)
# I'm not going to take the wimp's route and delete my post
I'll simply confess I utterly missed the joke that finally spanged me face on.
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:36, archived)
# I think, just a random google result
Edit - 'pparantly not
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:43, archived)
# DRINK! GIRLS!

...


DRINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Feck!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:43, archived)
# DRINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:52, archived)
# Carol vorderman did a book about Sudoku
a rather shit puzzle from Japan.

Count Dooku is a starwars charachter
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:44, archived)
# Carol Vorderman presents a show on Sky One
called Sudoku live

(or some such)
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:44, archived)
# she actually presents a show now!
ffs... sky one is really going down hill since it lost the rights to star gate to channel 5 :D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Wow, I didn't realise that
I always though Channel 5 were showing repeats of ones I'd missed first time round on Sky One.
I laughed like a laughing laugher when I say the advert, she tried to make it sound all sexy saying things like: "Shall we play together, you and I?" with all the Nigella Lawson style close ups on her lips and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunquano, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:51, archived)
# yeh, they lost the rights to the repeats
:)
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:54, archived)
# excellent..

(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:40, archived)
# Carol looks class on there :)
I did this b4;



any excuse for repost
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:58, archived)
# nice to see Burger Breath's work again
even though he's not around
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 21:10, archived)
# but... why?
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:22, archived)
# rather depressingly
this has been happening next door all day.

Nothing but top of lungs angry ranting from dad at kid. Was going to spend day off in garden but it put me right off my tea. Poor kid


Sorry to share
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:25, archived)
# people like that shouldn`t be allowed kids

.. why is why I`m never having them.. no patience
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:27, archived)
# it's true
you must need the patience of a saint to do it right

/opts for sterilisation
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:29, archived)
# ach
thank god, we've got enough bleedin'
paddys as it is ...

actually it's the people who are
worried about what kind of parents they'd
be who should become parents
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:33, archived)
# they`d be born of English nationality
which is worse
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Go to China

It helps everything seem so much less annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Except China
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:37, archived)
# yes,
being an ex-pat gives one a bit of perspective.

edit: or at least makes local issues seem less dire

edit2: ex-local issues, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:40, archived)
# Heh,
its not as bad as when Brits complain about crime.

Before turning 11, I had been burgled 5 times, friends had been killed, family car had been stolen by the police, my family had been assaulted for no good reason, other friends were hijacked and sodomised, we narrowly escaped police-criminal gunfights outside our front door, etc..

And people complain so bitterly here about 'hooligans' who vandalise a little bit. Makes me smile.
(Mit, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)
# haha!
at least they wouldn't be mericans.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:38, archived)
# what a bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 17:33, archived)

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