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# mornin.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mrRush, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:02, archived)
# wombles
love teh cock.

fact.

and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:05, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking loon! i'd hate to see what wombles you have been watching! are you sure they werent fat hairy spanish ladies?
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:16, archived)
# no no no
Madame Cholet was FRENCH
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:19, archived)
# aaarrgh
teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear teh french teh fear !!!
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:22, archived)
# I have a plan
we buy all the birds in Romania and sell them to restuarants in France. Then all the French will die horribly and the world will be saved. Then we can go home for crumpets and Pimms.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:25, archived)
# weyhey!
im with you, now all we need are diseased birds! I'm sure I saw plenty down the local club saturday night...
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:28, archived)
# your plan has a fault ...
*veggie*
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:40, archived)
# don't be silly!
You CAN'T be French and Vegetarian!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:43, archived)
# or nice....
or am i stepping over the mark now?
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:44, archived)
# You go for it!
*spectates enthusiastically*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)
# here i am
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# and so am I
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:35, archived)
# i think we might get
banged up for inciting racial hatred!
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:37, archived)
# Don't worry, that's not racial hatred ...
just xenophobia.
Feel better with yourself now ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:39, archived)
# ...
*feels much better*, burns french flag...
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:42, archived)
# which one??
the white one?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice one!!
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha
great 1st post to see in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:06, archived)
# Great first hat to see!
Morning luvvy!

Woo! piccie!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Morning hun
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:14, archived)
# 'Ning.
Long time no see...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:32, archived)
# Hello David!
Cuppa?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Cor!
yes, please!

EDIT: *Rubs eyes* Sid's melting . . . eep! What did you put in my cuppa!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Hob-Nob?
...or are you still on teh Atkins?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:36, archived)
# Ooh! please . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Pah! It's all new-fangled Hob-nobs and Kia Ora nowadays!
I remember back in the day when it was all Pot Noodle, as far as the eye could see...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:41, archived)
# wonderful
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:07, archived)
# you made a cheerio come out of my nose!
*pokes it back in again*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Wow!
That's really tricky because they have a hole in . . . how did you get enough pressure?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:10, archived)
# Im eating a combined mix of Cheerios and cornflakes
so theres plenty of corny mush to plug the hole.
Plus I have a cold, so theres the greasy nasal mucus to ease passage too
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:11, archived)
# *bookmarks this posts for my thesis on nasal dynamics*

Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Acetastic
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Yay!
This makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:09, archived)
# hahaaa
most super, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:10, archived)
# woo yay houpla
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:16, archived)
# haha yay!
what a great start to the day, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:26, archived)
# This is the good!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Yay
for Wombles!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Lovely work!
'Lo all.

Edit: Huzzah! Richly deserved FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:31, archived)
# hahaha!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Morning! Brother Doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:35, archived)
# morning, Brother Doctor!
I just read about your dodgy mason food, there would be an uproar in my lodge if they served grub like that, we had sausage rolls, pies, egg sandwiches, tuna sandwiches and cheese and ham sandwiches, tea, coffee, beer and whisky, braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:40, archived)
# me and the present mrs architect are making a short weeks break up in scotland somewhere after christmas...
so you may have to invite me to lodge so i can sample the fine cuisine firsthand
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:41, archived)
# Our meeting seem to be the same as yours
3rd monday of every month, feel free to come up. The food is grand, as you can see it's pure posh and that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)
# It sounds a damned site better than what we had last night....
good installation meeting though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:48, archived)
# Hello Boys!
psst! Could you have a 'brotherly' chat to GA, please; he's trying to steal all the Kia Ora in the world in order to kill me . . .

www.b3ta.com/board/5231710


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:35, archived)
# what do you mean, 'trying'?
I have it, and i'm holding it for ransom
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:37, archived)
# Hehehe!
Of course you do dear . . .

*pats GA patronisingly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:38, archived)
# *signals masonic hitman*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:39, archived)
# *signals ma' sonic hedgehog*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:42, archived)
# hahahaha
he can steal all the Kia Ora he wants, he'll never find your secret orchard of Kia Ora trees.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:43, archived)
# no, no he wont . . .
however, it's kinds cute watching him scamper around trying . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:45, archived)
# but i found them, using masonic contacts....
i've brought the land they're on, and im threating worldwide kia-ora depletions and eradication unless i get some decent grub at lodge meetings
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:46, archived)
# no, that's the land that the milennium dome is on . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:47, archived)
# thats what i WANT you to think
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:51, archived)
# great work!
congrats on FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:41, archived)
# WOOYAYBBQ
YAY... FIRST REPLY

/edit doh!
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:01, archived)
# Hooray!
That's ace.
(tomsk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:07, archived)
# Yes!
It made my first chuckle of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:19, archived)
# thats
great!!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brilliant! One of those obvious-once-someone-has-done-it jokes.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:22, archived)
# i work there!!!
argh!
(Ush, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# i love this alot
i do.
(whatsinaname, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Fan!
Fucking!
Tastic!

That's made my afternoon. I hope my cup of tea is good, otherwise it might just bring me right down again...
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:33, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:34, archived)
# heheheheh
Cillit Bang after Bang after Bang after Bang!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:41, archived)
# ..
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:59, archived)
# Why!
why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:02, archived)
# because
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Damn your logic!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:10, archived)
# I've got lives to save!
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:51, archived)
# it's
the bird's-eye view of quentin crisp during a crow attack
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:12, archived)
# A Mexican On A Bike!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:14, archived)
# an aerial view of plate spinning?
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
It works on bodies too.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:22, archived)
# heh
you nucking futter.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:30, archived)
# Excellent!
"Bang! ...and the dictator is gone!"
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:35, archived)
# it's a bit early for me
...and the board feels rather strange at this time of day

here's a pic of those bauhaus boys now bring on the day!
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:27, archived)
# Then this will make complete sense . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:32, archived)
# what a blatant roaster - FP this NOW!

Then this, please ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:33, archived)
# Hello Boys!
you're up early . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:35, archived)
# I was up at 5.30 this morning...
present mrs. architect working at 6.30... and I'm still
reeling from last night's weird menu at my first masons lodge night of the season... vere vere strange food
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:36, archived)
# Coo! Do tell . . .
(about the food, not the bizarre sexual practices afterwards . . . )

*checks window for masonic hit-man*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:41, archived)
# ok, well goats and sheep aside (purely for recreational use...)
the menu was a follows...

starters...
some quite watery chicken pate with 'not fooling anyone' melba toast (thin sliced bread, toasted, but certainly not proper melba toast) - with salad...
main...
chicken piece (alledgedly)- the thinnest southern fried coating known to man with no discernable taste whatsoever, button mushrooms and peas, in butter, shallow fried potatoes, sweetcorn rosti and...w ait for it... a banana fritter - served with mushroom sauce...
dessert...
luminous apple crumble, with apples that actually glowed, served with custard 9i have 2 slices of custard with mine)
cheesboard - vere good, and coffee and mionts for afters...

*gives nod to masonic hitman... BANG!*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:46, archived)
# *repels high velocity bullet with pure pun-power*

HADOKEN!!

That sounds like a farily shonky meal, I thought you were gonna tell me about rare and exotic ingredients . . . *imagines*

'I know, wouldn't it be ace if we served a banana fritter with the main course!? We'll become world famous!'

Hehehehe! Oh, and BTW, if you really want to kill me you'll have to steal all my Kia Ora . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:51, archived)
# why, whats this?
its a lifetimes supply of kia-ora, what can i do with this?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:52, archived)
# Hehehehe!
Are you SURE that's all of it . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:54, archived)
# certainly is, I can vouch for it....
in fact, its the ENTIRE world stock of kia-ora, right here in my house, good lord
maybe i'll have to pour it all away down the drains to shift some of it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:56, archived)
# *sniggers*
Fair enough then . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:59, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:00, archived)
# Hee hee


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:09, archived)
# IN MY HOOOOOOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:09, archived)
# what's in you hose?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:10, archived)
# House = HOOOOOOOOOOSE in Scottish
100% factoid!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:11, archived)
# Morning Archie
nice work there
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:47, archived)
# Morning sir!
hope the day finds ye well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:49, archived)
# it'll be a dull morning...
Management techniques

afternoon should be ok

Geotechnics
Structural analysis and design 2
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:51, archived)
# takes me back to 1997 and my student days
i often had days with titles like that *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:53, archived)
# Coo!
They were called boring things like Tuesday and Thursday in my day . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:56, archived)
# are you sure that was 'after' the gregorian calendar was introduced?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:57, archived)
# Hey!
I may be old, but not THAT old!

*waves codpiece self-righteously*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:00, archived)
# Your codpiece I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:14, archived)
#
you work a long day, mr hat... or should i say you (little speech marky hand motions) "work" a long day?
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:37, archived)
# I do indeed . . .
EDIT: Anti-fluffy post removed through guilt . . . Thanks GMoS!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:42, archived)
# grumpy this morning ain'tcha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:47, archived)
# had him down as more of a 'dopey'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:48, archived)
# or the lesser-known dwarf
'work-shy'
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:49, archived)
# commonly referred to as 'pikey'
the eighth dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:50, archived)
# I have a modicum of fluff, but it's not really enough . . .

EDIT: Could you spare any?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:52, archived)
# I've been out for a while mate
I suggest only communicating with people you like
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:56, archived)
# No Way!
I'd never talk to anyone like me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:01, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm
these your teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:24, archived)
# no one has said anything
PLease let me have my teeth
(manky dog, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:06, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:53, archived)
# a baby
gryphon?

big woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:56, archived)
# I think
that it's a baby cack

(cat+cock)

Well-shopped, master descent
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:59, archived)
# cheers ears
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:00, archived)
# erm..
cat + cock = arrest
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:01, archived)
# +superglue= problem
NSFW my arse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:03, archived)
# nsfw
sicko, but its damn funny

sorry chap, I don't want to get into trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:08, archived)
# haha!
I love how angry the cat looks.

Then again, I'd be angry if I got a schlong stuck in me--especially if I were sodomized by something that isn't of my species.

*furtive fwapping*
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:33, archived)
# oooh! nice shoppage there
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:57, archived)
# now
theres a pussy that deserves a bloody good stuffing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:33, archived)
# cocking great that is
hi :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:06, archived)
# ello ello
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 10:23, archived)
# Have you ever got drunk
and shaved another persons head?
(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:44, archived)
# not
just lately...
(raggedy anarchist, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:46, archived)
# Why is
drunkenness so often associated wish shaving bodyparts or having them shaved?

I'm drunk ALL the time, and I still have all my hair that doesn't fall out of its own accord.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:56, archived)
# On Saturday
me and my friend shaved this kids head in a funny manner because he said he needed a haircut.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:01, archived)
# the quickest way to lose friends,
guaranteed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:11, archived)
# He wasn't my friend
and he was being an asshole to some kids.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:16, archived)
# haha, well fuck him then
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:24, archived)
# He was so fucking skinny
and he apparently didnt eat any food all day, so he got drunk after about 2 beers. He then proceeded to make fun of some of my friends, throw something at one of them, and then make a mess all over my friends toilet by vomiting everywhere.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:26, archived)
# 3 shots of everclear and two games of flipcup
i beat a sober girl at chess, then proceeded to make out with a 20 year old girl in the middle of a party full of theatre geeks.

THAT was an interesting night.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:53, archived)
# depends what you mean by "make out"
If you made out some kind of jigsaw puzzle, then yes, I presume it WAS an interesting night.

/is the phrasal verb king
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:18, archived)
# I knew someone who woke up in Christmas Day with an eyebrow missing.
He was really pissed off and had to paint an eyebrow on for a month or so, just so he didn't look fucking weird.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:50, archived)
# wow.
this is why i never drink so much that i pass out. god knows if my hair, clothes or testes will have been mailed to another state when i wake up
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:55, archived)
# This is a good philosophy,
and one I personally lean towards.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:59, archived)
# Why not just shave the other one off?
And have long hair?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:57, archived)
# or shave your head too

Edit: This is Syd Barrett from Pink Floyd after the acid fry up.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:02, archived)
# yeah, see
I always hear stories of people waking up from a drunken sleep to find large patches of bodily hair missing at the hands of their (also drunk) friends.

But I've yet to encounter it. Which is a good thing, I suppose, as I particularly like my hair, being the utter fop that I am.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:08, archived)
# I conk her.
Having recently had one of the best haircuts I've had in years
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:12, archived)
# Yes?
What might be so wonderfuk about your hair, sir bob?

...wish I could say the same. I'm just a self-obsessed twunt who thinks he has the greatest hair in the world, and would rather keep it attached to my head, thank you very much.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:14, archived)
# Well it all started with a new barber shop opening down the road from where I live
and I thought I'd give it a go. The guy cut my hair with scissors as opposed to a razor and it is just great, less uniform than usual.

I'm very pleased with it as you can tell
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:17, archived)
# A razor? Ouch
I've heard of that method being used, as it supposedly creates some truly magnificent results.

But, I'd never let a razor anywhere nere my beautiful curling locks, I tell you.

Anyway. Glad you're happy with your hair, and I hope you get to have lots and lots of sex because of your new haircut.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:25, archived)
# ha
I've been married for over ten years, sex is something unmarried people do.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:30, archived)
# you should probably use scissors
on the hair DOWN THERE

...it might help.

Unless you're joking and you actually get sex the average of three times weekly that surveys of married couples say they do.

That said, I'm an unmarried virgin at 21. Either I spend too much time on teh interwebs looking at virtual sex, or I'm abstaining, or single people aren't having near as much sex as they'd have you believe...
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:38, archived)
# 1 more day
and i'll also be an unmarried 21 year old.

Maybe we should start a group?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:42, archived)
# is this safe? I'v never posted anything like this before
i decided to link it, might not be safe

(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:33, archived)
# I don't know...
...if "safe" would be the word to describe this nice drawing.

(If it's from your hand, you're quite good.)

Anyway. I don't think it's safe. Not at all safe.

*fwap*
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:36, archived)
# I don't know,
but it's really very good.
(kaibosh, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:38, archived)
# ^this
most woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:55, archived)
# First impressions
1. Dang I wish I could draw that good.

2. My god! She's pulling a fish hook out of her...!

3. YOU PEDO.

4. Dang I wish I could draw that good.
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:41, archived)
# i assure you she's legal
i checked
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:42, archived)
# *Giggle*
That sounds a bit wrong for some reason
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:44, archived)
# yes
this is a most excellent drawering. The hands bug me a bit though.

Keep drawing good sir, you can only get better!
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:58, archived)
# the hands the hands
man i hated them, i just gave up
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:10, archived)
# It's alright, man
you obviously have talent.

My suggestion (besides keep drawering) is this: take pictures of hands. Or, perhaps, get a book that has lots of pictures of hands--perhaps an artistic anatomy book (always an excellent reference for the draughtsman anyway). And draw away. It's important to learn the bone structure and musculature of les mans in order to get it all looking right.

But they're hard. I'm not so hot at them either. That's among the most complicated pieces of the human body.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:03, archived)
# looks awesome.
unfortunately it just now got me fired from my promising career.
(raggedy anarchist, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:47, archived)
# Most delightful
but why did she put that tiny sailboat in there?

woo & yay, in any event.
(plaintext, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:58, archived)
# nicely drawn
there
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:03, archived)
# Interesting gravity simulator
www.addictinggames.com/bonelessgirl.html

...and strangely erotic too
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:26, archived)
# ah yes
that got me in trouble at school once
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:28, archived)
# T'was in the newsletter...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:42, archived)
# That's been around for quite a while...
just FYI
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:56, archived)
# Ah my bad
Has the skeleton version been in there too?
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:29, archived)
# I take a break from my very criminal lurkage...
...to bring you a funny link.

I was playing with Google Video awhile back and found this guy. And he's hilarious. Who thought people doing stupid things to stupid music could be so entertaining.

As it turns out, his name is Fred Marshall, and he has a whole gaggle of videos he's given to Google, all of which make me laugh.

and now, back to lurking

(As long as all of you stay funny, that is; otherwise, I'd have no reason to lurk! carry on loves)
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:25, archived)
# egad, that's embarrassing
what the hell is "Acky"...?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:27, archived)
# It's
"achey"--I'm guessing it started in the southeastern US, where I'm from. If something aches, it's achey.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:30, archived)
# yeah, I'm from the US too...
I'm just wondering why he spelled it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:31, archived)
# Oh.
I didn't even notice the goofy spelling, honestly. Pardon my literal...ness.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:33, archived)
# It's beddy bye for me.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 6:10, archived)
# haha
that's wonderfuk

I was hoping somebody would do a screencap and shop.

Thanks. You've made my night.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:04, archived)
# oh and
for those interested, Google Video is quite a lot of fun. Search for words like "drunk" or "crack" and enjoy.

The random video page is nice too.

video.google.com
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:11, archived)
# Wheeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:04, archived)
# yes
this is ace

at least something good came from JuveL's cuntery.

yes, i made that word up.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:06, archived)
# I thought it meant
knives and forks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:10, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:11, archived)
# hurray.
that is very good.
(raggedy anarchist, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:16, archived)
# He seems quite happy
So why did they insist on tying him down?
woofully yayed
(plaintext, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:23, archived)
# Because his smile is like the smile of a crocodile
once released from his chains he will be chewing upon your bones, either that or he just enjoys the bondage.

woo btw that is fantastic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:27, archived)
# The more I consider this
the more probable it sounds.
(plaintext, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:54, archived)
# YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagin that floating outside your window one morning
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:42, archived)
# hahaha
that's ridiculously good
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 8:54, archived)
# Yucko the clown is back
www.3steg.com/show.php?url=http://www.drunkendelight.com/view.php?id=2010&db=blandat
(JuveL, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:59, archived)
# you are a dummy.
A big, stupid dummy.

And you have pudding on your face. And your face is ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:04, archived)
# get to fuck, you fucking fuck of fuck.
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:07, archived)
# Oh now
don't be so silly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:10, archived)
# oh fuck off
a video full of american twats.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 9:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:59, archived)
# aaaahahahahahahahaha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:00, archived)
# G'night
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:22, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:24, archived)
# Self portrait?
"No mayo for you!"
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:08, archived)
# it's our friend abandonnship
who is hiding her identity ninja style at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:11, archived)
# Ah, I see
I thought, "that's either a girl or some musician dude I've seen in Rollingstone"
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:28, archived)
# WE are NOT alone
(element49, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:53, archived)
# the truth is up there
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:05, archived)
# Or just up
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:09, archived)
# or erect
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:14, archived)
# the truth is erect
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:23, archived)
# Disfunctional too
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:41, archived)
# The truth is crudely drawn.
Certainly.
(plaintext, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:42, archived)
# Ghetto Kitten.

This is my sister's cat Wesley. He raps.
(I helped save b3ta! Transatlanticism, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:53, archived)
# wow
simply amazing, u could get millions for that cat by selling it to 50 cent
(element49, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:55, archived)
# Oh,
I'm sure there's a pun hiding in that sentance somewhere, I just can't work it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Transatlanticism, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:56, archived)
# awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:08, archived)
# so if you
mix the words "cat" and "rap", do you get "crap"?

Does that make your sister's cat a crapper?
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:19, archived)
# unlucky
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:53, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
That's the best picture to see just before bed.

g'night x
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:54, archived)
# nice.
he needs one of those telescoping bulb changers they use in theatres.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:55, archived)
# haha.
I need a stepladder just about that size to fix a light in my living room that's been broken for six months.

*grumble grumble two-story house with vaulted ceiling grumble grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:58, archived)
# The odd thing is
the bulb appears to be lit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ch-ch-ch-changes....
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:29, archived)
# my god...
everyone in the world is gay!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:33, archived)
# yay!
easier for me to get laid, now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:38, archived)
# harder for me
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:55, archived)
# Heres for your profile
a picture of you jumping over cats.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:56, archived)
# it's like looking at a mirror...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:57, archived)
# ...while jumping naked over a smoking cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:06, archived)
# well obviously
what else would I use a mirror for?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:09, archived)
# i think you left this
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:14, archived)
# *ladyfwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:16, archived)
# Either I need to stop wanking
or that writing's REALLY blurry.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:44, archived)
# wank more!
the world is better when blurred.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:49, archived)
# The beer's doing that for me.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:51, archived)
# drunken wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:58, archived)
# were all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:44, archived)
# no.
your bi.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:54, archived)
# I love your new name
what the hell does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:54, archived)
# :D
I was reminiscing about some old George Carlin routines I heard on records when I was a kid.

BI-LABIAL FRICATIIIVE!

edit - technical definition, from wikipedia:
An English speaker can make this sound by pronouncing a b, with the lips touching only lightly, so that they 'buzz' as they do for a v.

George Carlin definition - bronx cheer. Also extended to mean farting.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:02, archived)
# ah, I remember that now :)
you know I thought I'd have so much more use for my ability to make farting noises with various parts of my body by this time in my life. I can hardly even do the 'tooting armpit' anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:22, archived)
# Nice collage
Wasn't there an "Everyone is Gay!" episode of South Park (and Tripping the Rift, but I don't think anyone's heard of that)?

(Eek, it's Anna Nicole!)
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:05, archived)
# I actually
downloaded a few episodes of TTR, and it was quite funny.

Actually, only two.

...and I don't remember any jokes, just the enormous swaying polyginal breasts of the main character's woe-man.

Seriously.
(volfro, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 7:21, archived)
# ive no idea why
(the magnificent octopus - has a piston fetish, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:12, archived)
# hahah
i dont think he stopped at the mayonaise either
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:16, archived)
# the big tit
he's proud of it, too


ROLF MAYO!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:17, archived)
# Damn you, Peter Jackson!
(kaibosh, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:18, archived)
# That makes me feel ill
Mayo is gross
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:18, archived)
# oh, but
mayo is so good
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:19, archived)
# eww, noooo
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20, archived)
# oh my GOD i could eat it straight out of the jar.
mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20, archived)
# Someone once ate a spoonful in front of me
I was almost sick
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:21, archived)
# if we ever meet
i guarantee i'm going to do that as well
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:21, archived)
# you suck
I will vomit on you, I'm not afraid
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:22, archived)
# "come back! i still have a whole jar to finish eating in front of you!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:23, archived)
# God, you're so charming
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:25, archived)
# you love it
though in all honesty i certainly don't think i could pull off an entire jar.

but on a sammitch... the wonders never cease
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:27, archived)
# If you ate a whole jar
I'd be yours forever
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:28, archived)
# okay, but i get to decide what constitutes a jar
in order to preserve my arteries, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:29, archived)
# oh, of course
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:43, archived)
# Mein Herze Schwimmt im Mayonaise
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:51, archived)
# Mayonaise Nazi.
And pie!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:01, archived)
# I could go for some cocoanut custard or pumkin pie right about now
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:15, archived)
# good god
pumpkin pie would be awesome
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:21, archived)
# hahaha
If I stand the other side of him* and eat a jar, we could play tennis:)

*HIM? Why did I type him? DAMN YOU 3AM!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:25, archived)
# Hayley-pong
great.


edit: you typed "him" becuase of my amazing name-editing skills. I pulled the wool over your eyes, buddy.
If it makes you feel any better, I didn't notice
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:26, archived)
# I'm a very profile clicky person
so knew you wern't a fella. *shrugs* I dunno, I'm just shit:p
Shall I stop talking now or get a bigger spade and keep digging? hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:31, archived)
# speaking of profiles
ms. ship, i saw your gallery of other people's renditions of your mugshot, i feel i must contribute
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:33, archived)
# oh my
that'd be exciting. for me, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:45, archived)
# Maybe I will too.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:47, archived)
# I won't be.
No offence, I'm just shit. And at 4 am, I'm worse. I could try...if I could find the energy. But for once I'm tired, so I shall run to bed and hope Zeds follow me. g'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:53, archived)
# We went to the cash and carry once
and there was HUGE tubbs of it. Bigger than my head. I wanted to dunk my head in a tub. I had a photo somewhere that a friend took. It was HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:23, archived)
# eww eww eww ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:26, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:28, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:42, archived)
# do you eat Russian dressing?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:10, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 4:46, archived)
# you're supposed to dunk your balls in it.
then put the jar back like nothing happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:46, archived)
# Now that mayo
I'd eat*



*probably lies.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:47, archived)
# Like I need to be told that.
A trip to the cash a carry is just one big ball dunking trip.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:49, archived)
# I can just see you getting thrown out of Dunkin' Donuts
"but it says 'Dunkin' right on the sign!"
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:54, archived)
# I used to hate it.
You learn to LOVE it. All the classy people like it, don't you know?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20, archived)
# If I have to like mayo to be classy
the gutter's the place for me
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20, archived)
# it's better than Miracle Whip.
then again, lark's vomit is better than Miracle Whip.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:43, archived)
# I have no idea either.
I still don't.

I'm giggling, I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:19, archived)
# my computer's name is...
...mayonnaise. please do not eat my computer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:20, archived)
# Mmmmm
Mayo and soy sauce... My favorite dinnertime combo as a kid, next to dried seaweed dipped in milk
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 5:07, archived)
# Rats!

You´d better like it, my mouse was a bitch

Previous issues:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha
thats brilliant!! w/y!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:12, archived)
# pwned
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:13, archived)
# Hehehe.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:22, archived)
# big mice...
...are nice.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:23, archived)
# Ha!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 3:34, archived)

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