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# Those monsters really hate it...
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:29, archived)
# my
what short monsters you have.

woo though, tis true!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:32, archived)
# they are very tiny
maybe they are kneeling at one of those irish pubs after drinking too much alcohol and looking at ladies ankles.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:34, archived)
# 180K?
come on man.. optimise it hard for Santa Hallowe`en
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:34, archived)
# psssttt I think she's a girl
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:37, archived)
# she has a large CDC
in that case
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:39, archived)
# BUT WHY THE HELL A GIF?
(I thought girls kept them for emergencies, like saturday mornings when they hadn't pulled)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:43, archived)
# because
it would be shit if it was a jpeg...

edit: I'm a guy dammit
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)
# It's cool to be a guy
this is about the third of the size...
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/halloween.jpg

and if it was about 75% of the size - it'd be even smaller....

(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:07, archived)
# I read all Riks posts with a Geordie accent, and therefore assumed
he was referring to said lady, in local-tongue.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:39, archived)
# camman Toon Army, ya hinnies!

*downs a bottle of Newky Broon*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:42, archived)
# tranny?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:43, archived)
# hehehehehe
very nice
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:37, archived)
# I didn't see him guv!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:25, archived)
# wheres theres blame
theres a zebra
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:28, archived)
# Zebra bastards
etc...
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:11, archived)
# You can't drive a truck that fast,
on a street like that!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:32, archived)
#
now you know why
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:33, archived)
# not when theres
zebras roaming freely.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:34, archived)
# oooh.
A challenge...
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:54, archived)
# MORE BLOOD!!!
'tis hallowe'en after all....
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:37, archived)
# HOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Hop for your life little frog!!

mean old crocodile
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:25, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:36, archived)
# boing!
whheee!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:53, archived)
# not really no eh
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:23, archived)
# nice baps
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:24, archived)
# !
?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:31, archived)
# LESBIAN
*points*


*wants*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)
# haha half a world away!


.... a tent in the background would be great!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:24, archived)
# hahahaha
super!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:25, archived)
# he`s pitching a tent for Ralf Little
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:25, archived)
# who wouldn't!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Ralf Little.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:26, archived)
# useful fact:
Ralf Little actually has 3 penises; a "regular", a half-sized (but fully functional) penis tucked away in his scruttocks, and a vestigial penis, somewhere on his left leg
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:30, archived)
# thats such a lie! somewhere on the left leg?
Everyone knows that the vestigial penis is wrapped in silk and kept in a wooden box on the bedside table for special occasions, and no mistake.
;)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:37, archived)
# god that turns me awn
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:44, archived)
# A tent would rock!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 23:19, archived)
# I haven't made one of these for a while...I call him....Daniel.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# That is rather stunning
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# oooooh
purdy
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:08, archived)
# thats gret
hooray for colours, rather woo that!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:08, archived)
# whoah there daniel
nice
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:08, archived)
# Pretty!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:09, archived)
# oooOOOoooh
colourful! very pretty! :) woo yay!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Ooh,
that's ace that is.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Much woo
in your direction sir!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Ace!
Woo & Yay!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:13, archived)
# Mashteb3ta award!
Nominee
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Excelent iridescence.
You pick the best combinations.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)
# teh quo
my other half has just seen teh quo on corrie and blasphemed, she said she didn't like them???? i mean, wtf???
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:06, archived)
# really! like wow!!!!!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# seriously?
i wish someone had pointed this out, say oooo 30 seconds ago... oh wait :P


sorry :P
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# the revolution starts here
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:08, archived)
# So wow that's a neato what now right!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:09, archived)
# THREADJACK

apparently John Peel has died
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:09, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Oh noes!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:10, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

*cries*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:09, archived)
# Please, please please.
Think, THEN post. On the board that isn't this one.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:10, archived)
# I mean WTF indeed!!!!!111oneeleven!!!
Cock off
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)
# DO NOT BLASPHEME
DO NOT BLASPHEME/

/dalek style baby
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:13, archived)
# They hate this time of year
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:04, archived)
# Thats more like it!
Good work fella!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brilliant! W/Y/H!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Hehehehe!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Poor sods
Woo!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:06, archived)
# it was murder
murder
murder
murder
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:06, archived)
# ha ha
Its a bit like my nobby nobody drawing
Whores
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Nice :)
and topically themed too
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)
# woo yay *eep*
cute and scary! :D
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Cool
most woo!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
Woo! to you! Sir
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:08, archived)
# woah
square lightning!

nice.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:08, archived)
# oh wow
brilliant
i want teh ickle pumpkins, i will save them!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:09, archived)
# chop their heads off, scoop their innards out,
shit in them, then set them on fire, orange Bastards.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:09, archived)
# cor
that`s a bit good
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:10, archived)
# no wonder they always have such distorted features.
they freeze with that look of horror on their faces when they are chopped off right?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Haha
I saw your message on the Beaver and Steve message board. For a short time i did think that you were one and the same.

Oddness.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)
# Teh Quo
ARE ON CORRIE! Aww it just went off :(
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:56, archived)
# I shall
bear you many fine sons.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:57, archived)
# I shall fine your many bear-sons
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:58, archived)
# NO SHIT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! SHUT UP!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:57, archived)
# so wow
thats a neato what right now
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:57, archived)
# Wasn't it
...what now right?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:06, archived)
# Yes
otherwise it just doesn't make sense
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:08, archived)
# Exactly!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:09, archived)
# maybe
I care not a lot :P
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:15, archived)
# it`ll be on the omnibus
.. the number 39

baddum-tish
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:58, archived)
# find many quo downloads linked from my profile
about time i updated this old chestnut. Need to find a use for my 24 meg adsl 2 line
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:58, archived)
# bethere.co.uk?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:58, archived)
# aye
it's only 1.4 meg up but i like to boast. I knew there was some benefit to working in an awful school in london. I've been physically threatened 3 times in my first term and i want to cry. Still have lessonprep for the morrow. So tired so obviously wasting time on b3ta will help me
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)
# where abouts are you, if you don`t mind me asking
our exchange is to be upgraded in December, and I`m on teh list :)

also, did you get the wireless modem/router thingie free?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# we certainly did and its rather nice
we are in stratford/leyton east end stylee. Also we got on the trial so £20 a month.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:04, archived)
# cool!
had any problems with it? they got a bad review (was reading it on The Register last week I think) but I figure it`s a trial and you get it cheap, so worth any teething problems
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:06, archived)
# It started off with half the internet not accessable. Must have not plugged it in
or something at the exchange end. Bt that was fixed quite quickly. I think they're out of trial mode now, no problems any more, sadly the 24 meg line equates to 8.6meg due to distance from the exchange, but the 1.3 meg up more than compensates
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:08, archived)
# even 8.6Mbps at 20 quid a month uncapped is great
that`ll do nicely

the half internet not accessible was probably their peering; they need to link up with other ISPs in the most efficient way
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:11, archived)
# It's sad now though
I'm used to a 512k link and have run out of things to download. At least with the 1.3 up i can pay back the internet for all those years of leeching
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:13, archived)
# never pay for web hosting again!
it`ll be handy for VPN-ing into work, although I think our internet link from there is shit slow, so maybe not

tell you what - you could have all the world`s data in constant transit, removing the need for any storage

*taps head*

always thinking
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:17, archived)
# *Starts the 3.7 milisecond countdown
until someone shops teh Qou in Coronation Street*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:58, archived)
# sod that..,.
the shield is on TV3 now, and buzzcocks on BBC2, and father ted on RTE2.. I can tape one and watch one....

oh noes!!!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:00, archived)
# ooooh buzzcocks
*watches*

*calms down*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:01, archived)
# Teh Shield is rubbish
Most Haunted is on LivingTV

ooh Derek! ooh! he`s a baddun
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:04, archived)
# NEVER MIND THE FUCKING BUZZCOCKS
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:01, archived)
# whats a
Quo?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)
# Its fucking tuesday isn't it.
See you tomorrow.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:04, archived)
# Hmm
Should I use my FAQ animation?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:05, archived)
# party
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:51, archived)
# as long as he brought the "wafers"
arf
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:54, archived)
# let me guess,
open day at the dogs home?
Edit: the more i look the muntier they become gak!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:55, archived)
# to be fair
is mainly the jpeg compression that's muntising.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:59, archived)
# do i stand corrected
or are they mostly just buttfuckinugly?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:01, archived)
# would would would would would
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(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:58, archived)
# Bananaphone...
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:00, archived)
# Sausagemicrowave
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:01, archived)
# You forgot the Ed....


(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)
# Ed
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# Better.
ed would would would would
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Which would Jesus do?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)
# Whichever one
looks most like His mum
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:05, archived)
# I had to do it...
You can all join in on JOSR if you fit the bill.
www.frappr.com/josr
Jaded Old somewhat Sober (former) Ravers
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:50, archived)
# ermmm....
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# ....
exactly.
I meant this to be just a group of friends.
but now it's been posted across the interweb, so I thought I'd share.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:53, archived)
# ^that
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:59, archived)
# never fancied that frappr thing
bit too much information on people`s whereabouts

edit: the 5punk b3ta game thingie is www.frappr.com/5punk <-- there

where`s Evil Lu.. she knows the proper b3ta one
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:53, archived)
# I'm not nearly as attractive as Evil Lu but
it's here
www.frappr.com/b3ta

and as for "too much information", it only locates people who live in cities. Rural locations aren't even recognised as having a status (makes me wonder if it's a Government sponsored thing)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:08, archived)
# ta for that!
we should all just mark ourselves as living in the same street with a silly name and see what happens
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:13, archived)
# yay for 5punk!
don't forget CS:S Wedensday!

BOOOOOOOOM HEADSHOT!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)
# I have no idea what the hell that is!
my gaming skillz ended when I completed Robocod on the Amiga
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Purple
I hate the be the man with the purple penis
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:47, archived)
# pardon?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:48, archived)
# ahoy there
im feeling a bit too lazy to bother alt tabbing to msn!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# you lazy bum!
*pinches arse*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:54, archived)
# response so far..
will no doubt refer to read the faq:)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:49, archived)
# Mauve
I hate the be the man who doesn't abide by the FAQ of the site.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:49, archived)
# ^
This - with bells on

And that -with knobs

\/
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# We all hate the man who doesn't go here:
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

AND WE ALL HATE MINDPISS!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:49, archived)
# response so far...
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:50, archived)
# fairly un-poligen ha
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:57, archived)
# I think that you
intended to click here
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:50, archived)
# Perhaps.
Someone else just posted an nearly identical reply
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:50, archived)
# i wish i'd never married that man
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:51, archived)
# come to our disco
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffft!
i like that!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
excellent!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Jamie Theakston?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:53, archived)
# You need a Snug Fit condom
It'll turn any normal sized bloke's nob purple.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:57, archived)
# Hello ThingFish
are you a potato-headed jigaboo with catholic clothes on?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:02, archived)
# Now with added spunking cock
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:33, archived)
# or in my case added redex :)
'ning all

or not added redex as the case may be :)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:34, archived)
# what what?
'ning Mr. bun
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:36, archived)
# I had pizza for 3 F5s until that did show :)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:39, archived)
# oh
I wrote the message before the file finished uploading.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:41, archived)
# Ok...now illustrate me...I want to build a quilt mash in the profile :)

just like all the girls :)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:46, archived)
# Bah, looks like NobbyNobody got to the best idea first
I'll have to cook up a new batch of hummus.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:48, archived)
# The Bun...in Attila the Bun...is a rabbit :)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:49, archived)
# That was my second thought :P
I wanted to draw a cake........
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# pwned!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:27, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha
terrifying
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:35, archived)
#
thats better could do with this
ucdc - uniball crudely drawn cock


Clicky^
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:35, archived)
# ouch
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:37, archived)
# feel lucky
a guy in my school is actually a uniball, and hes in year 9
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:39, archived)
# why would anyone call their child lucky?
And I'll take your word for it.....I'd rather not feel him up. Poor sod.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant. It's as though she's gasping for air! But keeps coming back ;)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:36, archived)
# bwaaahahah
that should be the new michael weiner spunking cock image! woo yay cock-a-hoop!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:38, archived)
# ^ that
brilliant stuff
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:59, archived)
# Arf/chuckle


(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:40, archived)
# Heh heh heh
:)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:42, archived)
# She does it better then my ex
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:49, archived)
# Purple
I hate the be the man... etc.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# tell it to frappr
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:54, archived)
# today I was kicked by a tramp
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:31, archived)
# did they smell of wee too?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:33, archived)
# no unshopped pictures!
;P
edit: haha i just spotted you in the reflection of the window! haha
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:34, archived)
# well, that's something for the "things to do for next week's newsletter" section
"put a camera in your hat, grow a beard and take pictures of tramps"
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:34, archived)
# In tramp society
kicking is a sign of affection.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:34, archived)
# That's a woman?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:34, archived)
# but but but the 5 o'clock shadow?
gah!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:36, archived)
# Don't worry, it's just George Best trying to escape the papparazi.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:40, archived)
# That's no lady tramp...
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:36, archived)
# Wonderful story.


(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:37, archived)
# Isn't he the guy from "curb your enthusiasm"?
I've only seen adverts for it, but he looks familiar.

Also, I want to know what's in the bag. A lot.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:37, archived)
# ....in the bag?
the half smoked contents of numerous ash trays presumably and 8 Ace.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:40, archived)
# you like bag?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:45, archived)
# Of course!
Who could resisit its blue Gucci-like charms?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:50, archived)
# hey rob
u no that guy u have on flickr? off hey hey 16k,
u think i know him

anfd have you found your laptop yet?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:37, archived)
# it's clive sinclair (ask google)
and no, I don't have my laptop back.

Off for some dinner. Have fun!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Look at you in the window...
no shame....just straight up photography.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:39, archived)
# CSI reflection mode on...


gotcha!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:41, archived)
# nicely spotted
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:43, archived)
# Not really, the photo has a note on it with this pointed out
in a box.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:45, archived)
# others spotted him as well, it just took me that long to
fire up me photo software...

damn photozoom crappery... photoshop would have done just as good a job imho

EDIT:

I did not actually go to the article yet, so never saw that bit..
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:47, archived)
# haha
i love random acts of intimidation*


*100% not true, id have bricked it

(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:42, archived)
# The lady tramp (trampette?) looks like the
late Arthur Mullard
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:43, archived)
# Yus moi dear.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:46, archived)
# I thought it was
Cpl. Maxwell Klinger from M*A*S*H.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
You cunt
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:01, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:28, archived)
# hmmn
i don't get it


??

/edit/ just got it thank you for this wonderful gift
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:29, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:31, archived)
# pffft!
wonderful.

Woo!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:29, archived)
# i hope thats an envelope, and
i hope its full of anthrax.

the little shites.

W/Y/H
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:29, archived)
# BRILLIANT
that is all
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha
nice one
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
WOOnderful & Yayrrific!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:31, archived)
# *fires up printer*
*awaits costume clad childs*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:40, archived)
# More fuel please!


Previously: 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

biroart
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:19, archived)
# A trick or treater
being launched skywards by some fireworks rockets



/little bastards...
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:21, archived)
#
a tent in the background would be great!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:24, archived)
# A curmudgeon's blackened heart
is suddenly made tender by the sensual caresses of a young ocelot.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:21, archived)
# Ocelots
are such whores.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:23, archived)
# MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!!
/re-fluffs
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:23, archived)
# in a tent!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:24, archived)
# How do you titilate and ocelot?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Tell him you want to
go camping.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:43, archived)
# wow
they are amazing! :o)

edit : a rabbit getting a tattoo on his head.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:21, archived)
# yeah!
tith a tent pole as a pen-needle
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:29, archived)
# the Lord of All Molluscs
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:22, archived)
# Snails or mussells?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:31, archived)
# i imagine him as a snail
possibly with mussel minions.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:36, archived)
# minions need tents
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:40, archived)
# A skeleton
and a witch,at the bar,in the pub,discussing the night's scaring,with lots of goblins around them.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:22, archived)
# and someone dressed in a potato sack
or tent
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:25, archived)
# A Giant Rastafarian snake being sick on a bowl of Delia Smith heads.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:24, archived)
# Get help.
now.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:25, archived)
# he he
*takes medication*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:27, archived)
# in a gerr
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:26, archived)
# a group of lizzards enjoying the finer things in life
*brandy, cigars, monocles etc
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:26, archived)
# Ta for the
name illustration. It's ace.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:27, archived)
# no problem
Now draw a monkey knife fight!

please?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:28, archived)
# ....camping,
tents...
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:27, archived)
# oooh
a monkey wrestling with stepen hawking


correction: 2 monkeys wrestling
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:26, archived)
# Near a campsite!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:28, archived)
# ^
this, with baby oil
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:03, archived)
# A small monkey, in bondage gear, being cruelly forced to fetch beer from the fridge for his evil, large-foreheaded owner.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:26, archived)
# Hasn't
Hairy Midget already done that one?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:27, archived)
# Probably.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:28, archived)
# Clarification: I just want the monkey for myself.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:28, archived)
# Is your forhead noticably large?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:29, archived)
# does his owner have some kind of canvas hat?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:28, archived)
# Ok, I'll bite.
What's with the canvas fetish?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:30, archived)
# oh - canvas is just great for hatching
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:32, archived)
# True.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:37, archived)
# a horse
enjoying a large donut entirely too much to be healthy.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:29, archived)
# don't like this one
is there some way to put a tent in it?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:33, archived)
# he can be in a tent, I'm sure
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:35, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^this!
I love this idea
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:38, archived)
# ninja kittens
with uzis, skateboarding through regent's park whilst shooting at the pope
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:30, archived)
# ^^
this
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:30, archived)
# ^^This
in a yuurt!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:33, archived)
# Let me guess.
Some kind of tent?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:37, archived)
# you bet your nomadic ass its a tent!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:39, archived)
# A goldfish being equipped with a robotic set of legs so as to stomp on cats
(I already have a drawing of said item, but it's titchy)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:31, archived)
# hmmmm
don't get it.

What's the tent angle?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:35, archived)
# Wasn't this on
Futurama?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:38, archived)
# What are we...your idea whores :)

Thanks for the pic...it has pride of place in the profile and a link to the t-shirts

CALL ME MR SPAMMER WHY DON'T YOU :)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:42, archived)
# *resists*
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:44, archived)
# don't
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:50, archived)
# M C SPAMMER
!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:55, archived)
# Experimentation with the power of funk
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:52, archived)
# do you know what can get really funky if you dont dry them properly?
Tents can,
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:55, archived)
# you spelled your name wrong
gaijintento
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
wow

Tempted to change it!


(I thought I miss spelt it! I did anyway - it should be tendou but then I can't make the nintendo refs)


I did lollapse
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:59, archived)
# One hundred thousand
gypsies dancing in a specially excavated swimming pool filled with only one inch of pure mercury, on venus
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:58, archived)
# oooh mercury is a great idea!
Maybe even better than tents!

Gypsies don't all live in caravans though....
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:01, archived)
# the third annual
"garden vegetables build complex mechanical racing contraptions and compete against each other" festival
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Pumpkin showcase bonanza.
My two pumpkins:

Also note that a partial collapse at the top of the left pumpkin's design makes it look very puerile.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Hidden CDC
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:07, archived)
# spooosh!
SEMEN EXPLOSION!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:07, archived)
# did you realise
you could have a whole circle of CDCs around the middle?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:07, archived)
# not quite
the ring in the middle would have fallen out


/pedant/peddler/pisshead/prick

enough?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:10, archived)
# please
continue

/edit: just noticed, I really love the cats' glowing arsehole
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:11, archived)
# pickpocket/pandora/pants/poohead/
please help!!!!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:12, archived)
# you missed
/poophole/pipeline/parcel
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:13, archived)
# well played
lets move on to q, umm.... any ideas?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:13, archived)
# nope
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:42, archived)
# surely two extra bits would hold it in better?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:13, archived)
# probably
but still it would mean having a uniball cdc, thus making a ucdc
HERE


(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:15, archived)
# That is some talent you got there!


(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:10, archived)
# talent?
or time?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:13, archived)
# Time, definitely.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:14, archived)
# Well,I suppose both.
But in time terms, it would take me about a year to do that as good as that.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:14, archived)
# lovin em
bloody woo
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:11, archived)
# presuming the one on the right is a cat
its looks like its shatting out a great big molten lava golden orb.

nicely done.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:12, archived)
# awesome pumpkinnery *
* - may not be real word
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:14, archived)
# flip
welldone, lovely!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:18, archived)
# *pokes*


hello my lovely!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:19, archived)
# yo dood!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:21, archived)
# y'alreet?


(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:23, archived)
# aye!
got piddled and hangedover at teh weekend!
you?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:25, archived)
# same!


:D
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:26, archived)
# meh!

(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:26, archived)
# mine from earlier....
(low poly etc....)


NICE BIG WALLPAPER
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:23, archived)
# After many many court cases,
various slander campaigns, and an entire planet believing
he's a pedo nutcase, Michael Jackson's latest movie proves
he still can see the funny side
Just for the record, if Michael Jackson or anybody affiliated sees this, please don't sue! :)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 19:59, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:01, archived)
# Your name alone made me laugh
so have a woo for that, Lemon!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:02, archived)
# Arf!
Very woo!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:02, archived)
# bindun
several times, I'm afraid.
edit- hasn't anyone else seen this idea before? I remember at least two.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:02, archived)
# at least
there was a rash of them following a compo a while back, can't remember what it was tho
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:27, archived)
# lol
woo, sort out your text and stuff
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:02, archived)
# thank you
you may have a buiscuit
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:05, archived)
# mmmmm
biscuits are nice
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:11, archived)
# Heh
Good hummus!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:03, archived)
# ahahahahaha
:o)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:04, archived)
# teehee

(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:04, archived)
# Hmmm, its missing something
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 19:59, archived)
# CDC!!!
EDIT: that am woo
Edit2:at the end you could have instead of her laughung, her eat the screen
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:00, archived)
# make it so
she blows something out of the harmonica like a small fish.
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:01, archived)
# Love the totally random bounciness
Who is that?
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:01, archived)
# your granddad.........
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:11, archived)
# My grandad doesn't have pigtails
come to think of it, none of my extended family have pigtails.
Hmm
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:16, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 19:57, archived)
# Poor little bugger
He doesn't stand a chance

woo, yay, etc!!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 19:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
i find that funny,



help me
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 19:59, archived)
# the ferret/stoat/weasel *
expression looks like its being bummed.




*delete as applicable
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 19:59, archived)
# awww...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
:o)
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:04, archived)
# Eat it!
Eat it with salt and pepper and ketchup and a spork!
(, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 20:06, archived)

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