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Today I made

a tangerine cock. Its unshopped.

(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)

Ooo eeer.

It looks like someone has got Jaundice and cancer... then has been run over with a steamroller and castrated.

Owch.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)

Pregnant and 'out' you say?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:33, archived)

hahahaha

was waiting for it

.. cunt!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:34, archived)

... pisspants

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:34, archived)

haha why do you think they`re a brown colour

at least it`ll cover half the stains

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:35, archived)

...hot monkey lesbo sex stains

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:37, archived)

I bloody wish

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:38, archived)

.. did you jizz on the photo??

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)

I took it

on my cameraumaphone, on the step of a Bowling alley in Acton.

As an aside i won...with a score of 183 out of 12 players. But in hindsight i realise 10 pin bowling is a bit gay, and i feel no pride.

But my tangerine cock made me smile...

(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)

question is....

did you try to moonwalk in those silly slippy bowling shoes?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:28, archived)

If only those

bowling alley twunks didn't insist on keeping one of my shoes, i would've stolen the alley shoes and pretended i was Paul Weller.
But i couldn't...my mullet growing gay hair skills are weak :(

(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)

haha Paul Weller

you could get beaten up and be Bruce Foxton ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:32, archived)

Rick Buckler has joined a Jam tribute band

it almost makes me want to go and see them.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:43, archived)

many years ago I had some

black leather winkle pickers that had white leather over the toe area. I bought them from Shelly's and they cost a fortune. All because Paul Weller wore them on stage. Fashion victim is not a new term alas.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:37, archived)

sadly The Style Council purported to be the peak of high fashion

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)

i hope you left it on the steps

so others could admire it and/or slip on teh cock!

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grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:35, archived)

I did...

and a pregnant lady slipped and fell. I felt guilty. For a bit. Then i got another beer and all was well with the world once more...

(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:59, archived)

Tangerines IIIIIN SPAAAAAAACE!

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)

yarr

i can't help doing that, every time i peel a tangerine without thinking it comes out like a CDC.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)

today i made a silk-screen printer

/smug

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grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:23, archived)

whats that ?

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connor, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)

stick some A4 into a petticoat, splash on a bit of Dulux emulsion.. hey presto

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:29, archived)

i dunno

im gonna get some fabric paint and stencil mong onto some t shirts

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connor, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)

pretty much.

I'd take a photo and post it but i've lost my camera and my hosting for a few days and it's really not that interesting.

But I'm gonna make all teh t-shirts now.

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grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:33, archived)

and how is work on the factory floor?

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:32, archived)

at 2 bananas per day,

can't complain

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grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:34, archived)

bollock variation

based upon wide research?

(RowdsterDelux, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:23, archived)

I taught my 6 year old nephew

how to make a tangerine skin look like an "elephant".
My sister was less than impressed!

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the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)

i have a website you can vist - its better than yours

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connor, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)

balaclavas are in this year?

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)

Tellytubbies: the fat elvis years?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:24, archived)

pffft!

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:36, archived)

purdy

red chap is best

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:25, archived)

which one would win in a fight?

would they fight? they don't look the type.

/mindpiss

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grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:36, archived)

i like that

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)

Spied this in the shop window of the Malaysia Tourism Board office

Feels a bit boastful, considering 9/11.

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rob, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)

*Loads up Microsoft Flight Simulator*

*Acquires Gaffa tape*

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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:19, archived)

your right

*hijacks plane*

see you guys in hull...

ill say hi to mongychops for ya

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:19, archived)

If you've got it

flaunt it!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:20, archived)

^ this

*flaunts apparent pregnancy*

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)

*pokes*

o O

_

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)

Paint it orange

and draw a face on it.

Then scare children and the elderly.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)

"no officer.. I really am a space hopper"

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)

haahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahhaahahahahahahahahah

ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahaahhahahaahhahahaahahah

*tries it*

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)

*flaunts new pance*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)

Ooof!

Now that's a bit below the belt isn't it.

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Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:20, archived)

Haha - excellent spot!

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CaroWallis, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)

it was real double-take

I walked round the corner and then had to go back going, "did I read that right?"

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rob, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:25, archived)

I know the feeling:

www.flickr.com/photos/carowallis1/37195621/

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CaroWallis, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:38, archived)

they all get plane tickets straight to hull.

and hull don't have an airport*

*maybe. i don't know

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grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)

the "..." at the end

makes it look like they decided against "now" after all.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)

To be fair these towers would always have been

taller than the WTC even if the WTC had been made out of something stronger than eggboxes.
Petronas towers IIRC.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)

and to be fair

they probably printed the poster before 9/11

But it's still a bit thoughtless to have it in the shop window. (in Trafalgar Square btw)

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rob, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:28, archived)

I'll have to take your word for it.

I am 100% unable to give a monkeys about such things as world disasters. It's not that I'm just a Bernard Manning type un-PC bastard, I just have some chemical imabalance that makes me just shrug at when everyone else is horrified.. Although I can laugh when small children fall on their faces.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:33, archived)

Poster was done recently

It used to say 'where the worlds tallest towers are' but now there's one taller in Taiwan (it's called Taipei 101) they've had to change it to tallest twin towers. But you're right it had dodgy connotations

(smeg_head, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 1:52, archived)

Prizes for naming the inspiration...

Click for bigness. Warning big one is BIG.

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:17, archived)

The L Word?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:17, archived)

that scene in alien(s)

where all those face huggers are coming out of those pods?

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grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:19, archived)

you were inspired by the Bare Breasted Armpullers of Patagonia

AICMFP

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:19, archived)

/filename

(RowdsterDelux, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:20, archived)

bugger. Yes.

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)

sirens?

you know? the film where elle macpherson gets her baps out

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:27, archived)

Houses

of the Holy

edit/ or maybe Peter Pan?

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Schrodinger, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:29, archived)

ooo

what's Houses of the Holy?

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:32, archived)

Led

Zeppelin album

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Schrodinger, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:32, archived)

a led zeppelin album

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:33, archived)

That dream I had the other night?

Not the one with the custard monster, the other one.

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:34, archived)

*makes

mental note to draw evil_andy's custard monster in a future doodle.*

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:35, archived)

white custard?

one eyed monster?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:35, archived)

hylas nymphs?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:36, archived)

yup

Hylas and teh Nymphs, tho as Rowdster pointed out the filename kinda borked the challenge :)

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:41, archived)

I demand my prize damn it!

i put in some mild research here

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:43, archived)

You're right, googling a filename

is a grind! Your prize is, er, a doodle of your choice... if i can pull it off... That do?

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:53, archived)

sure will

doodle me a pegasus

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:57, archived)

Aubrey Beardsley?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:30, archived)

Caroline's Photo Time!

Just been on a ghost walk, and also some snaps from work yesterday.

Please click here to see my photos BIGGER! For that orb photo, click this link.
Oh, and I was also really chuffed to have saved these gorgeous Penguin books.

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CaroWallis, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:14, archived)

Gazebo.

Now there's a word with class.

Lovely photograffyness.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:16, archived)

Thank you, sweety.

And especial thanks for the comment! :)

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CaroWallis, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:17, archived)

I may have to give that wobbly lights thing a go.

They make top wallpapers.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:19, archived)

Ive been on a ghost walk.

It was spoilt slightly by the fact that all the stories were completely made up. How do I know you ask?

Well, each story was given a date ("At this spot in XXXX" etc). I did some research - Turns out the town was built 2 years AFTER the latest of these given dates.

I cant remember how much it cost, but suffice to say it was too much.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)

This one was four quid, and there was a story I've heard elsewhere.

I was suitably impressed, and enjoyed the night - complete with pranksters jumping out from behind walls, hedges etc.

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CaroWallis, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:19, archived)

I think the one I went on was very amaturish.

Either the whole thing was new, or they had a new guide.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)

lully piccage

evening.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)

Evening, sweety.

And no, I haven't. Sorry!

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CaroWallis, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:24, archived)

hehehehe

I'm sure I'll remember to ask again some other day when you announce your departure from the board ;)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)

ooh where was teh ghost walk?

always fancied going on one of those

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)

It started in Castle Square, and finished in the Bailgate area...

... if you know Lincoln at all. Would definitely take a bash round, well... maybe. Some good pubs in the area.

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CaroWallis, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:20, archived)

Lincoln Cathedral is a beautiful building

If you can ignore the fact that it was built to strike fear into the hearts of all potential heathens, that is. ;)

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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)

It is stunning, and I love the fact you can see it bloody miles away.

My one complaint is that they've made the new masonry one the front look too new, in comparison to the rest.
I'd have dirtied it up a bit! I think there's some Da Vinci stuff on my Flickr from there.

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CaroWallis, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:23, archived)

It's gorgeous

Biggy Smalls

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)

It has

the tallest twin towers in Lincoln, too (see above)

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Schrodinger, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)

always wondered

waht Bagpuss did after his TV years

(ceebs, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)

bigger 1 MB

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:02, archived)

awwww

yaaaay!!!!

jeez, how long did that take!? bloody fabulous

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:05, archived)

Not that long

It too longer to optimize it

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:09, archived)

Fantastic!

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abandonnship, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:07, archived)

fantastic

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)

smashing.

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mrRush, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:24, archived)

Bugger..... can never remember the combination on my .....

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:01, archived)

hahaha

nice :)

lil bit quiet now aint it...

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:04, archived)

v. woo

when I first saw that, I thought it was a boiled sweet that had cleared a path through some grey stuff. A boiled sweet that was wearing some really stylish bracelets.

I'm gonna make combination bracelets.

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grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:15, archived)

click on the spinter cell disk

Nnngggggggg

(Kaspar Hauser, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:57, archived)

OMG RUN TO THE HILLS!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:58, archived)

er..............

ok, any more random 'maiden' lyrics

(Kaspar Hauser, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:09, archived)

i hate maiden

that wasnt the affect i was going for

but oh well

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:11, archived)

ack she`s not that bad!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:17, archived)

Dell used to have that on their web site

they had little 3D models of their laptops, which you could spin around. If you turned them upside down, you could read the Windows serial number off the back.

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:59, archived)

hahaha

yes, and how many times did I take advantage of that ..... me? never ;)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:12, archived)

most people just nick the stickers off the PCs at work

apparently ;)

not me mind.. I have a legit XP Home and everything else Linux

.. and a hooky win2k :)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:19, archived)

My home XP is legit

My home 2k server is legit.
Everything I've ever installed is legit, well in the last few years.

Reusing licences relinquished by previous owners is legit, isn't it?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:21, archived)

it`s not actually, according to the weird way MS words the licence

it`s effectively tied to the motherboard, unless it`s a full unopened copy of the software - that`s why if you get cheap OEM copies, legally it has to be supplied with an "essential" system component.. like a 2 quid piece of shit mouse

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:24, archived)

you know I am playing dumb

and you have never told me that if I ever have to go to court. As a professional, I am fully aware of how those tossers work their thumbscrews.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:28, archived)

the latest builds of ubuntu linux are very nice

/sort of relevant, and freeeee

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:30, archived)

"essential" ?

I'm sure I bought my copy of XP with some writable DVDs...

oh the legal twistings and turnings of that one...

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:36, archived)

pffft

cool!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)

lol

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grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:11, archived)

PHWAR

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pippy is a truck, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:54, archived)

Arf!

Literally!

(Dooley, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:54, archived)

arf arf :)

woo!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:55, archived)

hahaha!

hey pip!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:56, archived)

oi oi

rik

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pippy is a truck, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:57, archived)

going to rob`s thingie on friday?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:57, archived)

think so

still getting over saturday

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pippy is a truck, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:04, archived)

hahaha

not surprised!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:05, archived)

Hoorah!

Repost 'cause it's working now:

iSketch, anyone?

edit - this doesn't apply to you, pippy, of course, your stuff is wonderful and I've just realised how offensive posting this in someone elses thread could be construed...

(trumpet, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:57, archived)

Spitting image!

TJ: I done kullered in JJ's Vampirella.

Couldnt figure out how to get a shine on the leather/PVC.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:57, archived)

Try pale patches on the collar

And strips on the thongage, but it's a bloody good effort, I rub my thighs as we speak.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:01, archived)

Thankee sir.

There are actually paler patches on most of it, but I work at such a zoomed-in degree, what seems massive when colouring, turns out to be not very noticable when in 'actual' size.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:04, archived)

The effect you've got is actually a bit like pan velvet

/goth

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:06, archived)

Well then we can pretend its that ;)

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:07, archived)

try rubbing your screen really really hard

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grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:09, archived)

With what?

*Sets up obvious joke*

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:14, archived)

your earlobes

ha ha ha!

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grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:16, archived)

Of course!

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:19, archived)

I think

i love you...but then, i am drunk.

Give me a ring in the morning sweetcheeks...

(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:11, archived)

*Tries to discern sex*

*Fails*
*Shrugs shoulders*

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:13, archived)

aww!

look at the little monster!

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rogan, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:57, archived)

`allo `allo

did you get that e-mail?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:58, archived)

ACHCHCKK!!!

ugughgh

Was good too see you on Saturday, however brief, you crazy thing!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:57, archived)

wheee

and perfect timing:
pics from saturday

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techierob, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:01, archived)

yay! and woo Pip!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:02, archived)

fuck me, I look pregnant :/

mp3essential`ll have a field day

... like some kind of pregnant lesbian

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:04, archived)

SKINHEAD!!!

rob.rubberfeet.org/photos/?action=display;dir=2005-10_halloween_and_birthday;image=38

What a butch looking lezzer....

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:05, archived)

just need big ear rings and it`d be Pat Butcher :/

think I shall go on a diet.. and SOON

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:06, archived)

haha

don't start banging on about 'wimmin's rights' will you?

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:22, archived)

we deserve equal rights

I want my 6 months off work

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:25, archived)

christ!

fucking scarper!

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mrRush, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:25, archived)

episode3

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:35, archived)

Lovely stuff

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FoldsFive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:37, archived)

kwolitee

i love it :)

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:37, archived)

HAH!

he got his this time!

woo!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:37, archived)

hehe

does he piss kia ora?

EDIT: ive wathced that about 20 times now, and each tme i think "is he going to fall..ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! NNNOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo..."

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:38, archived)

the bite didn't take the motor function part in his orangey brain

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:44, archived)

The maimed twitching makes it, for me.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:48, archived)

i wanted a touch of the david lynch about it

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:51, archived)

Bobby Peru?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:54, archived)

the scene where the guy is standing there with half his brain gone

creepy as fuck

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:02, archived)

i wanted to touch david lynch

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:55, archived)

hahahaha aceness!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:38, archived)

ahhhahahahahah

woo, and yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:39, archived)

That's ace!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:40, archived)

TJ: Texas preacher killed by baptism

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4394722.stm

First one to shop it gets a biscuit (a cusTARD cream I think).

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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:40, archived)

That'll teach him to

be American.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:44, archived)

god loves and welcomes all...

...except him...

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:45, archived)

Fuck me,that's good!

Woo! yay! and the rest!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:42, archived)

lol

fp it hard!

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:52, archived)

haha I love these

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:52, archived)

wooo

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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pippy is a truck, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:55, archived)

That makes me weep

and woo at the same time.

(Dooley, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:56, archived)

absolutely superb!

FEEEEEEEDD ME!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:14, archived)

yes!

fabulous.

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mrRush, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:26, archived)

Every Halloween

it comes to my door...

(Pouched_species, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:30, archived)

aaaagh!

Kill it with hammers!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:35, archived)

this!

How were the League? Were mirrors provided?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:37, archived)

They were soup-herb!

Mirrors you say? Hmmmmm! *strokes chin*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:39, archived)

Good good.

Suitably worrying too, I hope!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:44, archived)

Oh yes!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:49, archived)

awww

babies are so cute. even when they're not.

(

Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:36, archived)

hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhaha

www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/31/google_login_shocker/

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)

well

I have no problem entering minges

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)

ah, got I.D?

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dingochutney *parp*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)

heres mines

bigusdick001

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:29, archived)

sorry mate, sounds fake

You're not getting in.

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dingochutney *parp*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:30, archived)

awww

*puts maggot back into pocket*

*sulks*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:31, archived)

course not

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:29, archived)

Top News!

I think we need a links sidebar or something... because this isn't a post...

No offence Deo

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)

could have something like 4rthur`s link dump

.. can`t remember what it`s called over there

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:29, archived)

heh heh heh

you said 'dump'

'Ning sir!

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FoldsFive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:30, archived)

the rss feed?

(DMQOB, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:31, archived)

well that could be done later

but the screen where you stick a link in and a description

dunno.. I`m not fussed either way, as www.glassco.cx shows links anyway

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:34, archived)

but it'd be nice if people could post linkies somewhere else

it'd be also cool if somehow bandwagons would be archived like compos... and entered offboard...

but only when it is a bandwagon I don't like....

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:41, archived)

you`d end up with 90 boards ;)

I was thinking about writing some kind of front page archive thing, but haven`t had time to think it through - the RSS feed would be a great starting point

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:51, archived)

fair cop

but it's getting later and quieter (the usual excuse) ... and it beats seeing more pumpkins ... ah, have a crap repost

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:34, archived)

nowt wrong with a repost in an existing thread

b3ta used to be a lot slower, so we could just chat in a thread for a bit and slowly move up the board to the newer posts

nice`n`relaxing

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:36, archived)

Edit: Repost

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:45, archived)

god I hate that term

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:52, archived)

Google wants to cyber?

*shudder*

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superbabyproject, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)

ha ha ha

classic!

(AMadDayYes, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)

smells fishy

to me

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raver, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)

haha

"randomly generated minge menace" is a quality phrase

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:26, archived)

MINGE!!

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:29, archived)

nice beaver

(Pouched_species, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:31, archived)

bit late, i kno

but i bought one of these espresso cups last time i was in berlin
/only just logged on, but i thought i'd share

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:51, archived)

ha ha

hot steaming multi-minges :)

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:55, archived)

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raver, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:20, archived)

I'd go

as your mum

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)

my,

what a big mouth your mum has

(AMadDayYes, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)

All the better to swal....

/Autocomplete

(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:34, archived)

Some background music for use in whatever you like, including listening

256kps mp3 - around 5meg

96kps mp3 - 1.78meg

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superbabyproject, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:17, archived)

/me

chills....

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Rob_B, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:18, archived)

ooh, rah.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)

hmm

actually quite nice...I'll go and chill in my bed now.

g'night!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:25, archived)

Goodnight, sir.

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FoldsFive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)

*yawns*

g'night

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:30, archived)

keep this up

for my pleasures

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)

Heh. Nice.

Right now I'm busy editing every second beat out of every bar of Chuck Berry's Roll Over Beethoven, so background music won't help much. Soothing stuff, though.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:49, archived)

Mmm, crispy.

Watch those record levels, eh?

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Trinosaur, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:18, archived)

my pumpkin...

burnt my fingers to buggery lighting it!

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)

looks a bit like one of The Twits

kinda

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)

*scratches belly*

I have a beard again.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)

does it look like one of those "Guiness book of record beards" again?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)

Currently at 'natural age+8'

Going for a +10

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:12, archived)

it's very bright

and woosome

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grey matter, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:07, archived)

its bright indeed

is it fuelled with petrol?

(AMadDayYes, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)

yes 5 tea lights!
(tealights get hot!)

edit:me and my daughter made a much smaller one and put 3 tea lights in it.....
bloody thing set on fire!!!!

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)

tea lights?

/Writes letter to Tony Blair.....

Dear Tony,

You may not know, but instead of nuclear reactors, you might like to try 5 tea lights.............

(AMadDayYes, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)

and iran

has a huge supply of them......

invade now and secure our supply of tea lights!!

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:14, archived)

*invades*

*finds no tea lights*

*blames saddam*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:15, archived)

I see four lights!

I'll get me coat...

(dragonman97, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:31, archived)

it's very good

have some halloween fluff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)

my cat actually does that for real

(DMQOB, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)

beware!

cat is a alien!

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deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)

hahaha

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:30, archived)

lmfao

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deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:30, archived)

mine too

but I don't have a pic handy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)

he's a little cutie mainly

(DMQOB, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:25, archived)

how could one resist?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)

awww

(DMQOB, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:29, archived)

handsome!

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rogue Big knickers, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)

and frightening.

very frightening.

*scared*

(DMQOB, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)

i cant wait till hallowe'en

fucks off out of the window

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)

top nose

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)

Excellent

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:12, archived)

hmmm

it looks like Wario, haha

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

(I made this punkin stencil...and it worked!!
(click it for a bigger version.)

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:52, archived)

im sick of bloody pumpkins

*pouts*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:54, archived)

*sobs*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:54, archived)

oh all right...

have a jaffa cake

*passes packet*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:05, archived)

I`m sick of people who can`t spell the friggin` word!

;)

nice PUMPKIN, foof :)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:56, archived)

ya no what rik!!!

ya may have a point...

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:58, archived)

/engage pedant mode

hmmm, all spelling is correct. check
all punctuation correct. check.

/disengage pedant mode.

you escaped lightly this time.....

(AMadDayYes, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:58, archived)

Amadeus! Amadeus! Am-a-deus!

oh oh-oh Ama-deus!

*rocks you*

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)

hmmm...

(DMQOB, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:03, archived)

DOOM CUBE

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:05, archived)

good evening mein fuhrer.

(DMQOB, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:05, archived)

blimey

shouldn`t you be out trick or treating? ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:06, archived)

there just aren't enough treats

in the world.

(DMQOB, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:08, archived)

hey rik,

good haul of kids this year?

i heard you shouting more then usual

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:10, archived)

not a fucking one

it`s been great

I hope Christmas is the same!

edit: the wee fuckers are probably out in the streets chucking bangers at cats

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:11, archived)

who was shouting then???

...

EDIT: got fucking egged on my way home from a gig yesterday, wouldnt be arsed but they threw it out of a moving car

bloody 40MPH+ egg smashed me in the leg

damn kids

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:12, archived)

could be worse

you could have been lightly kicked, several times, by a tramp and his tranny bit of rough!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:21, archived)

this is true

or worse... a chav may have asked me

"go' a sper bifta laa'?"

(

Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:26, archived)

pffft

kids are so "hard" these days ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:33, archived)

it was more of a light sway than a rock

/changes name by deed poll to Falco.

(AMadDayYes, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)

punkeen?

Pimpkin
pompkin'?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)

pimpkin sounds good

stick a fly guy hat on it, and some big shoes with goldfish in the heels

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:00, archived)

*kisses*

cheer up

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:09, archived)

Boo?

Im sure it was Boon?!

AND it looks nothing like Michael Elphick.

(AMadDayYes, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:55, archived)

heheh

I bet the centers of the BOO bit didn't work, which is why you removed them. Verr nice, miss

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)

yeeeah...

it's true

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:57, archived)

Fiddly bits rawk

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:02, archived)

and roll all niiiiiiight...

and party every day!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)

heheh

yay!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:05, archived)

Ace!

you just need three more...

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:17, archived)

halloween my arse

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raver, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)

kitty!!!

*pokes*

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)

gah!

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:53, archived)

Batcats!

Everywhere!!
Well two at least.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:56, archived)

RAR!!

(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:01, archived)

b3ta room - get you there

originals - here
edit - sorry about image redex crapness, all fixed now

(trumpet, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:40, archived)

the sexiest X of red

well, a broken pizza

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:42, archived)

aww man

I dropped a tesco value pizza on my tablet while drunk.

Very upsettified.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:44, archived)

mmm lickable graphics tablets

the geeky equivalent of disco biscuits

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)

maybe you could make a graphics table which was controlled by licking

That would sell.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)

you could be on to something there

for people so spacky they can`t work head dobbers

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:49, archived)

I hope that you are not

missing the fourth and last night of Most Haunted Live?

I think we should send daft e-mails and shopped ghost pictures to see if anyone can get a mention.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:51, archived)

I am indeed!

I was also going to take a photo of the book case and stick a ghostly Vincent Schiavelli in it

but Derek might not be happy ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:55, archived)

But have you not read in the Mirror?

Derek allegedly could not sense a bath full of sour milk if you pushed him into it ;)

I definitely think that a ghost vincent would be good. I might send a TV grab of Yvvy tonight with casper floating in the background.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:59, archived)

haha that`d be brilliant

I saw that article last week - who knows! it`s a good show whether or not you believe in that stuff

Derek`s replacement looks a bit of a drip.. should have got Colin Fry in, with his small body and huge suits

here`s the article on Teh Miror if anyone`s interested

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:04, archived)

but surely

it has come as no surprise that derek pakora is a fake?

i live a stones throw away from pendle hill where they had their "special" one week, and it was first class comedy!

(AMadDayYes, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:07, archived)

now they have Paul "Lily Savage" err.. whatever his surname is

.. it really adds an air of credibility

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:10, archived)

haha

I know it's a load of old camp crap but even if the mrs was not an insane fan I would not miss an episode. It is high class vaudeville entertainment and with Lily Savage and Max the psychic dog it's just getting better. Top TV.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:17, archived)

yeah I don`t know what it`ll be like when Derek leaves

that dog has been class though

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 22:22, archived)

But would you be less upset

if you were sober?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:46, archived)

Not sure

I might not have eaten the bit I dropped on the floor if I was sober.... so maybe...

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:49, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

There is an awful lot of hummus in the air tonight

/thinks about miami vice

(Willboy:, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:45, archived)

/thinks about phil collins

"I can feel the hummus in the air tonight...
oh lo-ord..."

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:47, archived)

hahaha McFlibble has a lot to answer for

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 21:48, archived)

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