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# Sorry


Feel free to scream n00b at the screen and tell me to read the FAQ
(Dark Lord, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:08, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Remember, all you have to do is ask.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:11, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:11, archived)
# can you get a head dobber version?
that`d be class
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:11, archived)
# I'd like to see a did you get your microphone back version
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)
# ah well
I'll just stick to CDCs until i get photoshop then.
(Dark Lord, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:32, archived)
# Awwww
don't be put off, it just wasn't very clear what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)
# 'Ning all.
Subtle roast from quiet-time last night.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:04, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:07, archived)
# hey Riky,
so why is Leningrad leaving b3ta on Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:11, archived)
# he said you shat on his new carpet, which made him annoyed
so he tried to find a carpet cleaner, the bloke came `round, turned out to be bogus, and stole Len`s television and tweed jacket!

the cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:13, archived)
# meh!
it was just a bit of anal leakage. I'd had
a bit too many jalapenos on my pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:17, archived)
# surfing the internet: a game of cat and mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:12, archived)
# He was born to plunder the high seas
and he resolved to do so just as soon as he got off the fucking beach.
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:57, archived)
# reminds me of
the Dick Turtle goody bags you could get in Woolies...
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Is that a euphomism?
Go pedants, go
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:59, archived)
# it's
paedants
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5327112
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
# No
They were bags full of sweets, colouring books etc. Pretty shit actually...Dick Turtle was a turtle on the front dressed as a pirate. Just so you know.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
# They made me cry they were so bad.
EDIT: they've jazzed them up a bit by the looks of things.
www.sweetsncandy.co.uk/prodimages/bagtur_l.jpg

"It's like Dick Turtle... but in SPACE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:02, archived)
# he has no cock!
even crazy frog could have him in a fight
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:13, archived)
# He is ENTIRELY dick.
That pisses on the fucking frog's chips, any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Ooh, breaking news!
Local council force Welshman to go to work:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4439158.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:03, archived)
# That's just bizarre...
I mean, they said it wasn't buried deep enough and may have been dug up when his Mum was buried - so did someone just find the skull one day and think "Oh, I'll just sit this on the gravestone here - it MUST have come from that grave."

/goes away for a think
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:08, archived)
# thanks for the explaination
didn't want to have to google for "Dick Turtle"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:03, archived)
# And his
'Lucky bag'
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:05, archived)
# More of a "sack" really...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Sounds like a childrens entertainer, only slightly warped
Dick Turtle & his Lucky Sack,

have a good rummage around, be careful of his magic snake, don't touch it or it may spit at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:09, archived)
# he was a bit gay. Like Captain Planet.
lots of fun. www.luckybags.com/fun/dickturtle
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:07, archived)
# The DIck Turtle game is excellent on that website
Superb "SPANG!" noise when you hit an asteroid!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:14, archived)
# comedy SPANG
like driving into a gate
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:25, archived)
# arf!
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:58, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:58, archived)
# nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:06, archived)
# hehehehehe
that's sooper!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:07, archived)
# With apologies to TUTT for raiding her profile
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:55, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:56, archived)
# get her away from my vodka!
hehehe you wee scamp! woo to you! :P

i'm off to work - t'ra all!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Oh my fucking GOD!
I just came in my pants*


*May not actually be MY pants
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:58, archived)
# pfffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:58, archived)
# You heard it?
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
# *chokes again*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
# Heard it!?!?
I thought someone had dropped a bomb!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:02, archived)
#
/pride
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:05, archived)
# ^this^
but with added choking on a sausage roll
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5327106
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:01, archived)
# nice


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Nicely done there, BBB!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Hehehe!
That's Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Hey, I know that leia!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Woo!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:41, archived)
# ha ha!
i took that photo!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:53, archived)
# Poems for Cunts #5
Arrogant, swaggering, arsehole of the highest order!
site
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:53, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:55, archived)
# erm
spunky??
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:55, archived)
# That'd be...
Sherbet Fizz, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! robsoft, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
that loveable scamp
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Pfft!
'Northern monkey'

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:56, archived)
# fantastic
and good to seem him use a bendy straw
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:56, archived)
# Libel?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:57, archived)
# No, Liam. Libel is the brother
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:58, archived)
# splendid.
hope you're going to animate these
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Woo
You're on a roll
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
# very nice
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Comin' atcha!

(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:47, archived)
# that scares me
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:48, archived)
# SWEET JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Yooink!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:50, archived)
# crapping fuck!
that's some might scary looming!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:50, archived)
# This goes great with
Michael Angelo Batio shredding in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:09, archived)
# unshopped
story from sky news



funny but a bit extreme shooting the poor bugger
(Tpaz, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
it's harsh until the last line, hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:47, archived)
# bastards
I know where I`d like to shove their 4 million dominoes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:48, archived)
# i'd have eaten the feathered fucker
if I was sad enough to lay out 4M+ dominoes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha!
that'll teach them for trying to break world records with sparrows fly about.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Harsh, but hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha!

I've just relayed that story to somebody who came in to show me that very story in the paper. I am afeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:50, archived)
# They should be the ones to be shot
sad bastards. They could have at least done something vaguely interesting for a record, like waffle stacking.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:51, archived)
# sounds interesting..
What's the current world record?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:55, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:57, archived)
# 3
I just broke it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:58, archived)
# I can't get past one
I keep eating them
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
# You need to
leave a gap
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Hmm..
I never get why they only break their record by about 329,000 domino's. If I had to break a record, I would go all out and double it. That would make it a real challenge to break..

Alas, the poor bird. Killed for knocking over 23k dominoes. Where is the justice? Where is the RSPCA? (Or Dutch equivalent)

NeoThermic
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:51, archived)
# funny enough
the dutch word for respect is respect
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:54, archived)
# Pffft that was even on the dutch evening news yesterday
it was their own record they were trying to break
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:54, archived)
# Cunts
There's absolutely no need to shoot a bird to move it. You just throw a cloth over it and it goes sparko and you can lift it up and take it outside. It sounds like revenge to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:54, archived)
# Never mind all that, you haven't picked up on...
"...while cowering in a corner"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Good point
Why was the exterminator cowering in the corner?
(Dark Lord, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)
# i thought that too

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:20, archived)
# hahah!
officialy "funny as fuck"
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)
# This IS Your Brain
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
Woo!
(Londingham ., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:37, archived)
# So that's where my
salty tears come from then....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:37, archived)
# pftt!
well done
(CerberusDog woof, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:43, archived)
# pfft
this is my brain

www.conkin.info/blog/brain%20in%20jar.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:39, archived)
# how do you smell?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:42, archived)
# Ladbroke Grove
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Goodge Street


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:44, archived)
# High Barnet
/not so ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Lower Regent street


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Kennington
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:46, archived)
# I offer thee
morningt... oh never mind.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:49, archived)
# someone should have picked up Dr Strange on the mispelling of Barnet
before moving to Holborn

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:53, archived)
# not necessary when the play is in knip on wednesday after declaration.
arrrrgh - stop me now.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:55, archived)
# fixed
sorry for interuption in play,
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:56, archived)
# this is my brain
my brain
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:41, archived)
# what's dutch physics?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:47, archived)
# no idea
just a picture of brain
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:48, archived)
# very similar to international physics,
only some of the laws are more relaxed.


hmmm, this doesn't actually makea ny sense, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:51, archived)
# it makes perfect sense!
and you must be commended!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:55, archived)
# excellent!
*awaits commendations*

...and waits...and waits...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Is that from
Pinky, Pinky and the brain brain brain?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Dr Hhfffrrrrr,
I presume?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:04, archived)
# haha
good cock-age! :) woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:39, archived)
# how can you tell the age of that cock?
did you count the rings?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:43, archived)
# naah
i just asked the owner.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:45, archived)
# hehe
this is my brain
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:39, archived)
# thats a bit cool
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
you space cadet
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:43, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(grippa93, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:43, archived)
# I've been racking my brain
trying to remember who did that . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:43, archived)
# hehe, you silly billy
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:44, archived)
# *blushes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:46, archived)
# panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Ooh
very clever...except mine's BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Picassio VL tone

in response to www.b3ta.com/board/5326682, because I wish it was a bandwagon.
And I know it sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# needs more bum pie



FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# This is yer actual Picasso bum pie


4 lines..!

woo to the pic, too..!!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# bum pie
nenenenenenenenenenenenene
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# reminds me of my one stroke cock

loved by the critics
www.b3tards.com/uploads/davinchicock.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# That is the best cock I have ever seen.
And this is probably the first and last time I will ever use that line
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:38, archived)
# you love it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:43, archived)
# One stroke cock?
Bet the ladies love you!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:05, archived)
# I count just 3.14159265 lines
bum pi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:24, archived)
# that is too clever
for this time of the afternoon.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# obligatory pi response
www.google.co.uk/search?q=pi+pi+ms+amu+arctan+pi
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# How pi-culiar
I bet you can't find any more song titles using Google Calculator
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)
# bugger
my day is about to disappear
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:39, archived)
# mine didn't even start
meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Or y'know,
an invalid.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Hurrah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:14, archived)
# pftttt
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *breathes* ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:14, archived)
# i've never heard of a teat owl
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# you, my friend, have never lived . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# shit, you're right
*disappears
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# I have,
and i should know, being an Owl-ologist
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# I'll lend you video
'Hooters 12'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# hooters 12 makes back door sluts 9
look like anal warriors 7
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# I Shit On Your Grave
is surely the pinnacle of splash videos...
(I helped save b3ta! 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:30, archived)
# haha LOLz!!!!!!!11111111111111111zero
thats forking great!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# (h)owl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# What a Hoot!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# A pun war!
what a tweet
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# There's no other way to woo the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# owl be having less of that
if you please
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Oi!
Don't have a barney!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# your snow good at this
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I am so . . .
Look . . .

www.b3ta.com/board/5326949

I've got a tore knee . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:26, archived)
# groan...
your barking mad!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)
# nothing could be feather from the truth!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Have we stopped punning?

Ho Hum! Prolly for the nest . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahahaaaa
That's RAD!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# *does rad 360 with extra flip*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Cor!!
To the MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# *flips out*
*beckons others to join him*
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:22, archived)
# *does a no-hander bunny hop*

*falls off*

*grazes knee*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:24, archived)
# *points and laughs*


{^_^}
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# *still doesn't cry*

*gets RAD instead!*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:27, archived)
# tweet
...twoo
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# JEALOUS!

*points at Mr. Jealous*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha

thats amazing!

*offers drink*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# *accepts politely*
Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhaha!
bazoo! have some beezer too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:22, archived)
# *stands up and shows the whole class my picture, whilst grinning broadly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# That was master, David
you made me spill ROLFMAYO all over the place and I shouted out "Teat owl" and I got funny looks from Jimmy as he walked by.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Ask Jimmy to clear up the RolfMayo with you
it's a great way to break the ice!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:28, archived)
# No, Jimmy will keep it all for himself
he likes ROLFMAYO a bit too much for his own good, he should stick to answering the phones like he's paid to do instead of poking his nose in to other people's ROLFMAYO moments.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:32, archived)
# But Duke!
Do you want Jimmy to like you or not!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Of course I do, Jimmy's a good bloke
but when it comes to ROLFMAYO I just don't trust him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:42, archived)
# *shakes head also*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:28, archived)
# *synchronizes*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:29, archived)
# haha!

keeping abreast of the pun situation, I see
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Now, now . . .
don't be norkty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:35, archived)
# didn't do this ping pun before?
my mammary is not what it used to be
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:37, archived)
# I don't think that
we've done tit before . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:40, archived)
# i'm sure we have
but you can't knocker tit pun

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Just (c)leave(age) it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Jeez Dave!
No need to get nippy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Paps enough of that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:47, archived)
# No fair Duke!
BOOb!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:49, archived)
# I think we've milked this long enough
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:52, archived)
#
it does lactate substance

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:56, archived)
# as Shakespeare said:
every dug will have it's day
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:03, archived)
# blimey!
you've got culture by the jug load!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Norky but nice!

t'woo

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:37, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:49, archived)
#


More
More
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# arrrrrgh! punnage!
big ol' chortles though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Haha!
Quality
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Gah.
Rather clever.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# ace
is that near Mummycare?
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# woo
that shops not been doing too well, seems to go out of business on a regular basis, must be in a bad area.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# pffffft!
Pharoah nuff . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# groan...
and more graons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Yes
...whatever those are.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# most groanworthy
with a side-serving of Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# oh dear lord!
my sides have split from laughing!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# haha!

class!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:32, archived)
# euphemism
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water
Feargal Sharkey makes a comeback

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# ooh you never did
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# I did and it was...
rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# he eats teenage fish right through the night
aw right!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Some good shark meat
is so hard to find
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Sharkey and George
the crimebusters of the sea!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Sharkey and George
They'll go down in His-tory!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Never noticed before
but I just googled sharkey and george for old times sake, and he looks like a large pink CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# You have
Cock on the mind
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# ^ beg to differ with this^
Sharkey and george
clear up any mystery

dancing CDC goodness
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:14, archived)
# This
↑
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# OMG I love you
But in my defence i was about 8 at the time and it was always on at about 6am in the morning, so you'll forgive me if my memory isn't great.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# more :P
singalong goodnesstastic
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:29, archived)
# poljees for tj
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/232777.stm
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# I was going to say that this has been around for years
then I saw teh date of teh article
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# i only once drove in jo'burg
but it was a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Go go Gadget
Hideous Burns Causing Anti-Theft Device!
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:14, archived)
# see that's what it needs
a catchy title - Activate The HBCAT Device!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# you could have a big red button
marked "In the event of windscreen cleaners at traffic lights PUSH HERE"
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# **orders**
**fits to car**

goes for drive.....


"here chavy chavy"

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Feargal Sharkey
the name seems familiar. Google says lead singer of the undertones, but I think it was the name of a character in colin bateman's series of novels, obe got made into a movie with dave thewlis playing him
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# What seams?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:14, archived)
# And the Mercy Seat is waiting...
Too soon?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:01, archived)
# would you ever let your child
go caving with their school?
that's just asking for trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:02, archived)
# Don't be such a poof.
It's a tragic accident, but I took my elder daughter caving as soon as she could walk (14 months or so)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:03, archived)
# is she very young
or did she have an injury from a previous perilous activity?

oh
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# The former.
I can't see what the added danger of being in a cave is. It's more likely that a tree would fall on you in the woods than a rock in a cave. As long as you know where everyone is and other people know you are down there it is cool.

Children are good at caving, they have the build for the little gaps and are light for pulling up climbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Shame about the
mining industry going down-hill. Best days of my youth...
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Wouldn't know about that,
Tin mining ended before I was born and I try not to stray North of the civilisation divide.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I mined
Tin-Tin. Industry collapsed with the introduction of Tin-Tin Out.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:29, archived)
# dunno, its just the sumps and the ladders and the fear of doom
when you're getting tired. That and the cold....oh the coooo--oooollddd..d.d.d.dd
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:29, archived)
# YEAH
proportionally more kids are injured or die in the playground
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# it's all those knives
bloody things keep going off.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# more die
in the playground than where??
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# you took your daughter
you, not a school faculty
twat
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# but buildings can`t walk
far
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# eh?
hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:08, archived)
# The boy wandered off so he was probably not a little angel
Most activity centres are perfectly safe, its just the kids that make them unsafe by being stupid.

Occasionally you get a teacher being stupid and telling kids to do something like walk through a raging river but its very rare considering virtually every school has a trip of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Sorry?
Am I a twat for taking my daughter or a twat for not realising that I'm not a school facility?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Youre neither - kids should do stuff thats a bit dangerous
otherwise they will end up spending all thier time inside on the internet...wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# they start glue sniffing these days at age 2
months
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# I said this to my wife when the first one was born:
"I'd rather 99 children lived a full life than 100 lived a sheltered one, even if, God forbid, the 1 that lost theirs was mine."

I stand by that - I look out for them, but I don't stop them doing things they want to do, in fact I encourage and help them.

I'd rather one fell from the North face of the Eiger than got stabbed by a chav in KFC.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:27, archived)
# would you shoot them up on heroin if they said
"ooh daddy, me wanna be like that bloke in trainspotting"?

/pointless wind-up question
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:29, archived)
# I say try everyhting once.
Except incest and morris Dancing.

*Has never injected himself*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:55, archived)
# mine did,
i lost an arm





but it got better
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# I went with my school once,
and they left me there, trapped in a cave. The only way I survived was by eating my face.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# how do you smell?
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# awful.
so sorry.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Watched Descent with the other half last night
Fuck caving for a game of soldiers...
(I helped save b3ta! 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:32, archived)
# nope
nice
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:04, archived)
# I know we shouldn't post un-shopped pics...
...but here's one of my keyboard:

cfb

I *might* have a slight addiction to b3ta and FPS'...

NeoThermic
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:01, archived)
# wasdc?
ascwd?

ASWAD!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:03, archived)
# shine! shine like a star!!
etc.
(trumpet, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Bad luck
*checks own keyboard*

oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:04, archived)
# so you're the twunt who keeps posting 'wasdc' then
(trumpet, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:04, archived)
# sneaky
lightening ninja edit there
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Don't know what you're talking about.
/sneaks off
(trumpet, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Me Likey!
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# I work for dixons right
...so I dont have a keyboard like you lot

- I have one of them things out of minority report and that

edit - I mean one of them big tarty 3D interfaces made of lights not a bald future gazing spacker in a birthing pool
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:08, archived)
# What a terrible, terrible future we face.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# ...
Woo to you sir!
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# my own is much the same...
the wasd keys, the left shift key, and well... the best keys on my keyboard are z, x, and q the rest are pretty worn..

still.. if yer wants to be a real geek

www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/dasprofil.jpg

where I got the idea for this...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Obviously not a true gamer...
*real* gamers change their keyboard every few months... same goes for the graphics card...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# but!
I've only had the keyboard for three weeks.

And that *is* fact. Sadly.

NeoThermic
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:24, archived)
# you must live in a very dirty house then....
coz there is at least 6 months of dirt built up between those keys...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:37, archived)
# I'm
In uni halls. (or that keyboard is, shall I say). I have the window open all the time to make my room be fresh (my room is clean though; its other rooms that make the place... "intresting"). As far as I know, there's a lot of dust inbetween those keys, most of it does come from outside.

Eh, thats what you get for living opposite a train station.

NeoThermic
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:59, archived)
# nice
join www.5punk.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:10, archived)
# Of course its been done...
(kidb Not any more, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:00, archived)
# W00!
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:01, archived)
# *sings in tune of "golden brown"*
"gordon brown, taxes his son..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:01, archived)
#
"inflation's down, stocks are on a run..."
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# *votes*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:02, archived)
# Sweet...
...I'm texting The Sun
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# inspired by JJ's special files


Yay for cartoon pr0n

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:57, archived)
# arf! arf! and tres arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Heh!
Most woo!

Just what everyone needs, a porn producing dog!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:00, archived)
# phwooooarrr!
"Wallace and Gromit and Case of the Special Files"
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:01, archived)
# teh pr0n! teh pr0n! teh pr0n! teh pr0n! teh pr0n!
oh, no wait.....

woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:01, archived)
# hey lady, you want this for your profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# ooooh yes please!
that's a bit special! :) thanks! *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# you're welcome
*hugs back*

edit: you could mention that I made it for you.
that'd be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Next week on Channel 5...
The Boy Who Ran Too Fast

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(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:49, archived)
# hmm
personally Id say eww no woo and your ticket to hull has been downgraded to sub-economy class which means you travel in the ass crack of a 20stone russian woman who changes her clothes every christmas and bank holiday
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha..
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Teh fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:55, archived)
# hahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:55, archived)
# arf!
that'll teach him
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:57, archived)
# Meanwhile, back at Satanic Perk...


The Fiends are enjoying Gunther's remains!
(Reverend Creepy, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:47, archived)
# nice werk
woo
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Heehee ! Woo !
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(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Thougt you wern't
supposed to post unshopped pics....
(h2g2bob, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:22, archived)

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