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Hank may have gone too far this time....

This

And this

This also

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

*agrees with george*

apart from pembrokeshire as it's quite nice there

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

ha ha ha!

*cracks out guitar solo

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

hahaa

that hank, he's such a cheeky scamp

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

hahahah best one yet

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mugatu, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)

Sorry about

the seams, but

Inspired by comments about this

(jagerman, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

seams?

i see no seams

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

hmmmm...

*awaits blunkett pic*

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

but there aren't any seams

it's actually well shopped

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

I concur

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)

Exactly

therefore I was awaiting the pic which has Blunkett saying 'I can't see any seams'

:D

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)

*confused*

that image is meant sarcasticly

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

such bad tast means repost time i believe

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

but then God slipped in the bathroom and cracked his head open

"so I fucked him" said Huntley, "well no point letting it go to waste was there", he added.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

pfft!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

oooo fuck me

that's great.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

ha!

grand!

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lemony, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

Very tenuous (and threadjacking), I know, but...

...this was posted on Billy West's message board yesterday:

HERE'S GREAT NEWS!
Here's the official word on Futurama!!
David X. phoned me about an hour ago and said that this Futurama project
is a done deal! Here's the word from DX---
There are 4 DVD movies that we'll start recording at the end of July or
August.Full feature length FUTURAMA movies.
Everybody is excited to get back together--as I am!

Into the Future,
Billy

(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

tenuous indeed

but good news nonetheless

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

who is

Billy west though?

(sdflkjhdsmnb, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)

hahaha

those crazy wests what will they get up to next!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

nothing i would expect

fred hung himself and rose is locked up.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

hahaa

and you should be apologising for the lack of seams

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)

my surname

is West... the jokes from school days.. i can still hear them haunting me at night! and i live near gloucester... which makes it ever worse!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

my wifes dad had to deal with it as he was chief super for gloucestershire.

he's retired now and plys me with booze every time i see him.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

you should

see him more often

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)

Lazy Cnut - those buggers get it too easy

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

he'd better be careful with that ladder

or there could be a pandamonium

(riedacher_bertram, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

good lord

that pun is terrible

ly good

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

*bows*

(riedacher_bertram, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

Yes but its not that black and white is it? Sometimes you have to panda to their needs.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

you're right

i've gone straight from the frying panda into the fire with that pun. why these pandas sure have me bamboozled. its endangering my health.

/stretching it

(riedacher_bertram, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

Telegram to Barnes Wallis - German response was unexpected

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FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

ha ha ha nicely done Squire!

Take that Germany!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

i take offense

for my fathers name is fritz

(riedacher_bertram, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

my apologies

changed for peace and harmony

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

i take offense

for my father is from germany

edit: won't take my bait? oh well... we could have kept going.

(riedacher_bertram, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

Take that, riedacher Bertrams dad!

;)
I jest, sir.

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FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

Couldn't have put it better myself

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

Achtung Himmel!

You silly nazi racist!

EDIT: Whoops, you weren't joking. Actually, my girlfriend is german, and so is the country I am next going on holiday too, so please don't think I'm a bad person.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

Just don't fly over on the new Easyjet Lancaster Bomber 747

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

don't worry

when i kill you all, i'll leave you to last.

/polishes gun maniacally

(riedacher_bertram, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

has he ever said

"for you Tommy - ze var ist over?"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

pfft

haha

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

H aha!

The funny thing is, they wouldn't know what the fuck an Atari was!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

that is all teh woo as usual

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

Response so far has been a little strange!

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

I was very tempted to put that in the subject :)

"Telegram to Barnes Wallis - Response so far has been a little strange"

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FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

But you didn't

I do the best imitation of yourself, so there! :p

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

Ooof

Ben Folds Five puns...

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FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssss

It's the battle of who could care less...

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

Just remember

There's always someone cooler than you

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FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

Ain't nobody cooler than me

I am selfless, cold, and composed...

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

i was never cool at school

i guess you don't remembeeeer me

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

Gah

You've got that song by the Darkness stuck in my head now

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

GAH!

it was never intentional

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

I should hope not indeed

Otherwise I would have had to have killed you.

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

doh!

you are uncle walter
aicmfp

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

How the hell do you know that?

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

yay

for pong related posts

who did the one with the meerkats in a dark room?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

Yay

reminds me of the Carling Black Label advert

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)

I like this, of course

I know that, thats not far from here. The wave hit my hometown actually.

(ypsilon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)

Very

very tired...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

wot no quo?

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fross Read your email on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

nah

this is one thing they were not actually quilty of,that claim to fame goes to Les Dawson.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

i don't get the pic

what's it all about?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

no, led zep

badum tish!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)

*looks for teh quo*

*only finds RIS*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

haha

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

inventive !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

^^ this ^^

very quick sir

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

what's wrong with me?

it was the first thing I saw :S

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

You've been on b3ta too long

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

you might be right

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

nice!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

^^^ likes teh cock !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

i get more of it than you!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

well you have got one 24 hours a day

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

*checks

yep it's still there!
considers renting it out

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

well if it's so tiny you have to check it's there you won't get much for it

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

it's just a lil cold today :(

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

LOL

tops

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

Heh heh heh

Brilliant

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FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when your're awake

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

does he know that DtF has just been posted?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

yes

thats why he's enjoying his brief spell of observation on top of the board

and anyway its just a pseudo-dtf today

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

harsh

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

why?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

I love your DtF Pot

they have the lovely lady-touch about them

*ladytouches

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

That's it Archie...

you two play nice

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

that's some serious cockrot you have there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

Lunch!

Today I am having 2 big fat hot eggy rolls (ciabatta) with a couple of squares of praline chocolate. Big lunch for me because I am working tonight and won't eat dinner. What are you having?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

pie at the pub!

edit: hang on, you're not the puke of drunes!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

Yay!

Have chips with that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

*tops up with manure

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

braw!

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drunkenoaf, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

burger and chips

with salad, relish and cheese

and a coke

and mustard

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

Chips... tick

Mustard.... tick

I can't fault it one little bit.

Oh hang on, I can.. Irn Bru deficiency!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

Lots of mince

mashed potatoes, two packets of roast chicken flavour crisps and a cup of tea.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

Hmm

I wonder, could you perhaps grab 2 slices of bread and shove a bit of that in them to make a sandwich? That could be braw and very filling.

Edit: No, forget that. That would be just plain greedy :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

Protein drink

with sesame oil extract.

trying to lose spare tyre

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

Protein drink?

As in... man milk?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

Don't be silly

If you want to diet just leave out a pie and some chocolate from your lunch. Those drinks are just silly and a money-making racket. All it will do is leave you feeling unsatisfied.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

^this

Also, they are full of crap.

(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

lunch is for wimps

yuppies Griffin Saver

which is why I'm having a ham, tomato and mustard sandwich with some roast chicken crips

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

Another one with Roast Chicken crisps

AND mustard.

How can I advise people about correct lunchtime habits if they keep eating bazoo lunches?

Braw!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

sausage supper again

pre-emptive Braw!

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SuperMatt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

The Duke will be most proud of you

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

Ha!

Rarr!

(Fraser., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

who be you be?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

Good to see that you're still staying loyal to the good old sausage supper.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)

dunno

lunch is still an hour and a half away. Suggestions please.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

eat lunch earlier

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

well i'll pass that on to my manager

and see how hard he laughs

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

when he does

have a feel around his mouth for any breakfast morsels that might still be hanging around in there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

hmm

foul

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

Roasted veg and hummus

in a wrap.

(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

that sounds a fine idea

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

teh hummus teh hummus!

I'm having an ulcerated tongue, winces Gianthead

(gianthead, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

Oh, poor you

*offers bonjela*

(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

thanks!!!

*puts in sandwich with tongue* ; D

(gianthead, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

Eggy sandwiches

with a couple of Jaffa Cakes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

also a good idea

without the jaffa cakes though (sugar levels and that)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

Damn I keep forgetting

sorry :/

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

SOUP

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

Braw!

Have lots of buttered bread or rolls to dunk into the mystery soup.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

Sound advice...

Thank you. I do hope it's good mystery soup.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

liquid lunch today :(

lemsip!
it's not even alcaholic!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

put some whisky in it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

what a braw idea!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

the best drink when you have a cold

whisky (lots)
honey (at least 1tsp)
lemon juice (lots)
ginger wine, or root ginger
spoonful of sugar (to helpk the medicine go down)
a splash of hot water

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

will you come and mop my brow :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

*puts on nurses uniform

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

My cold cure:

Put a hat on the end of your bed, and then drink whisky until you see two.

(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

good advice!

*takes

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

That's not Braw!

have some honey and mustard in it

btw Flowerpot has been called to DTF head office, so I shall be choosing LotD

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

noodles

and noodles. and praps a couple of raw sprouts. im a student

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

Students are allowed to cook vegetables you know

Were you muttering about coming to the Brum bash or am I thinking of someone else?

(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

i muttered something

last night. sounds quite scary!
and im not having noodles anymore.. im gonna have cheese on toast!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

Excellent choice

It won't be scary, there's quite a lot of girls going to this. Including me.

(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

i shall think about it.

i just finally made me a profile. only a year or so slow :)

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

*looks*

Your whale is cocking ace. :)

(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

44 messages in a year!?!?!

top lurkage!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

and they are mostly

from the last two days

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

ha ha!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

you need some protein

I recommend cheesey chips

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

hmm

probably kebab today
since I'm finally a no-good lazy student again!
yay!

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

is it last nights kebab?

cos other wise you arent a *real* student

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

*concur

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

Kebab!? for lunch!

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

PUKKA PIE AND CHIPS!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

great, although you need some blue pop

with that

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

chicken breast, tagliatelle, tomato and basil sauce, lemon cheesecake and tea

HURRAH for food ten minutes ago

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

your username has never seemed more apt...

:-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

its all about the

presentation

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

Tish and piffle

Looks aren't everything, it tasted fucking smart so cocks to you! Bah!

*huffs*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

*huffs* eh?

are we playing draughts! ;-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

Yes, why yes we are

*queens*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

looks more like you are eating poo

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

i ate this

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

Did someone make you..

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

yes

*cries*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

There was a gun involved, wasn't there?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

the brown bag

too?

*barfs

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

great

but you should never eat near a gay candle

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

oh piss

I forgot about that

*goes to shower to de-gay*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

looks more like

curry with supernoodles, but points for the hand ripped basil

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

CHIPS !

CHIPS ! CHIPS ! CHIPS !

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rabbitz, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

Braw!

Have chips with that and brown sauce

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

I wish that had actually happened

Your praline chocolate sounds nice (what brand?).

I'm having half a baked potato and some cheesey leeks and a glass of orange juice. After which I will have a nap cos I'm knackered.

(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

would you like some pie?

don't want to seem like i'm hogging it

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

Nah, you can keep it

Unless you're fed up of it, in which case offer it to someone else.

(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

can never have enough pie!

*keeps

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

Cheesey leeks

a fine lunch for a lady

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

Thank you

It's last night's leftovers again.

(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

I just had a sausage and bacon baguette

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

A smashing baguette filling

I hope you had brown sauce

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

Your eggy rolls sound lovely

I'm not really hungry at the moment
as I slept in till 11:00 this morning!

But when i do eat, I will have a ham cheese spinach tomato onion and mustard on granary bread sandwich, a packet of ready salted potato heads, a chicken and sweetcorn cup-a-soup and a banana, which looks a bit worse for wear.
This will also be accompanied by tea.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

Good

don't leave it too long

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)

Copious quantities of toast, with butter plus garlic and herb soft cheese,

followed by hot chicken soup, with crusty bread,
2 bananas, 1 apples, and 2 muller corner crunch - 1 toffee hoops, and 1 vanilla chocho balls - all served with tea

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

A luch fit for a lodge meeting

Braw

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)

ham sandwich, with some seeds n' shit

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

Seeds n' shit

are for girls and gays; have white!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

salt

and vinegar crisps and the sweet sweet knowledge that I just flunked uni
and some chicken dippers and yop, cos just crisps would be silly

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John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

You should have steak flavour

if you've just flunked

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

Nice lunch today

Crispy duck and hoi sin suace in a baguette
salt n vinegar walkers
snickers
coffee and fags

(and no capital letters cos i'm still eating)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

Braw

have mustard with your fags

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

i shall be going to wagamamas

as i have vouchers for free stuff. hurrah!

yummy noodles and deepfried prawns i think.

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fross Read your email on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

What's a Wagamamma?

sounds intruiging

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

Wagamama's is ace

*is jealous*

(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

Fish Chips n Mushy Peas

Summer Fruits Oasis

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

Ah!

Braw

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

braw stuff that man ^

no management canteen again:

MEAT pizza,
side salad
a pretzel
all washed down with spetzi

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

mmmm...pizza

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

not just pizza

MEAT pizza

Ze Germans Love meat, It is fabulous

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

Meat pizza

it's probably horse or donkey. Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

No it was

sala- oh could be

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

I think I'll have a braw sandwich

Crusty bread with ham and salad in it!

And a cuppa tea too. ;-)

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

it's only Braw! with mustard

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

Today I will be mostly having for dinner

Quater Pounder Grill, with Cheese Lettuce and Ketcup (non of that onion and pickle crap) from Spacky D's

Havent had one for 1y 6m now and I realise why..... their Crap!

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WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

yes

it's much better to have a wife, girlfriend or close relative such as an aunt or mum to make you one

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

'A Roman's trunks and an optical crystal'

absorbs Dave
Haslet kerazzey salad!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

The finest of ancient trunks and the best of crystals

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)

I'm scoffing a edam and ham baguette and four linconshire sausage rolls

all washed down with several cups of refreshing tea.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

Duke

Flowerpot got called back to head office, so I have to award LotD.

Braw lunch!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

Braw!

I feel sick, I just ate all those sausage rolls.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

Today for lunch I shall mostly be having nothing

as am all poorly sick

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FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)

Oh dear, not you as well

B3tans are dropping like flies.

On the plus side, I signed up for your bash and will probably be bringing my ex-boyfriend and a girl I met on a bus. :)

(Pachey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

Excellent stuff

I had spied your name on the attendance list :) Shall be good to see you!

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FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

I feel sick too

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

Hmm . . . you should have an all day breakfast

but throw it up immediately

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)

Hooray! A Kia-Ora Inclusion Zone

I finally have a reason to reply to Dave the Hat:
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2006/01/the_limits_of_t.asp

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

Great!

Have mustard with that and it's Dave the Facts not Dave the Hat

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

Is that a hat?

(runs)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

I've had a pint of Stella

and a packet of Sweet Chilli Chicken crisps

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

excellent

although ale is better than lager

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

good advice

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)

I think this would be clearer.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

And the sad thing is....

...students of today need signs like this.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

we do, what with all you cronies talking nonsense

has messed us up something awful.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

oh yeah your stupid health and safety rules aswell

with all this claims direct malarky, and injury lawers4you!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

Only because....

....students are too dense to realise that fire is hot etc.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

*is a student*

*realises fire is hot*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

Lucky you!

You read the sign. Good boy/girl.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

you're not a happy person

are you?

/qauck.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

Sad truth is....

....students today are only worth 50% of the average student 20 years ago (which is why many employers have to re-train students as the quality of graduates from Unis is so appalling).

A degree used to be a rare thing, only achieved by the very best and something to be proud of. Now standards have dropped so far any idiot can get one. I blame Labour.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

Cheer up

you'll be dead before it gets really bad.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

That would....

...depend greatly on how old I am now.
And if I met with any unfortunate accidents.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

Bandwagon

but i do like this one.

huzzah.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

eh?

Edit: Ah, bindun. Sorry.

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drunkenoaf, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

Darth Vader - check! Kittens - Check! Terrible pun - Check!

It's the perfect B3ta post..

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

groan

and woo

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

bwahaha

*likes this*

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

is darth bumming luke?

TJ:
i actually know some idiot that has
changed his name to Darth Vader by de-poll
what a cnut

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

I bet his real name was Anakin...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

pfft

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

Did he survive a terrible lava incident

with his eyebrows intact?

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

Well, when he was younger

they all called him Annie

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

ow the punage!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

spang

spangspangspangspangspang

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

arf!

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

Pump that pussy!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

Pfft!!!

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

Awww that's is so...oooo hang on a mo

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)

"what's the worst that could happen..?"

well, terminal fluff overload, for one.

*spangspangspangspangspang*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)

wow! that's a hare raising situation!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

grrrrrrrooooooooooaaaaaaaan

[wipes up with tissue]

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5554375

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

Careful !

WOO !

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rabbitz, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

As a vegetarian I say, stop this cruel food practice now!

click for wallpaper

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)

I heard it was the same with turkey twizzlers

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)

"Large G 'n' t and a

turkey twizzler please, barman."

(Smudger, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)

hahahahaa

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)

hahahahah

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mugatu, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)

morning !!

well afternoon !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha!

wonderful!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)

i'm sure I've seen that before

is this a repost or did someone do something similar

nevertheless, it's stil AWESOME! and I'd like to click your button, but I'm afraid I'm notat my computer at the moment.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

it was in a compo

how things are made
have a copy of it but not here
can't remember who did it either

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

bindun

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

hahaha

bear faced cheek

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

hahaha!

Top notch!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

Heh heh!

Great minds, etc

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

Every son's worst fear.

(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)

NSFW!

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)

Minor TJ

Do these numbers mean anything to anyone:

239 193 196

?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:21, archived)

yes

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)

Splendid.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)

it's barbie pink

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

aye

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)

Bella Emberg's vital statistics

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)

i would have said

prime numbers but that last one isn't. maybe an ip subnet?
so er, no.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

yes

they're population numbers in a remote south american village over the last three years (there was some sort of war involving a neighbouring tribe just after year one).

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

hahahahaaha

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)

Teh Seams!

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)

hahaha

"a laugh with every burp"
beats hiccoughs

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:21, archived)

Nice arse

on the one he's about to eat.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)

Like a ripe, succulent peach

ready for the plucking.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

hahahah

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mugatu, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)

nice legs

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)

oof

do a haemor-roid one!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)

mongoloid?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)

spazoid..... i broke it

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)

pffft!

nice . . .
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)

Hello Mister !

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rabbitz, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)

'ello luv!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

Oh dear !

Haha !

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rabbitz, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:21, archived)

arf!

you loon

goes back to work - damn these busy Fridays

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)

Shocking news story here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4630694.stm

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)

magenta cock and pron!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)

ha ha

it's all true.

Neothermal underwear
9/11 conspiracy theorist

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:10, archived)

neothermic?

I looked in his profile yesterday, and he was going on obout starting a bandwidth. LOL!

neothermic

/edit http://www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=42604

neothermic

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)

ha ha

"hello Neothermic here- is that PC World?"
"why yes sir, yes it is"
"good I'd like to order 16 metres of bandwidth please"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)

haha

i want a bandwidth now

~Brenna

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

come back neothermic

we love you

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:11, archived)

*deletes history*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)

never underestimate

the joy of a good jump

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)

BOING!

Woohoo!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:05, archived)

JUMP!

jump for love!
jumping!

woo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:05, archived)

Hooray!

Have a badly shopped Woo!

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)

dude!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)

abides

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:19, archived)

I love this.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)

*jumps*

:¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)

I won't!

That is wonderful :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)

Proffesor Houpla gives that a

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)

I have not seen that in a long

time :)

(Smudger, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)

that is lovely

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)

want one!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

Lawks

this is a bit special.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

is that "h" a gayer?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

oh yes

it stands for "Head given to any boy who wanders in my line of sight when I've got my Rohypnol gun"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

*wanders*

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)

*cocks

*loads
*aims
*FIRES!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:05, archived)

i think i want a rohypnol gun!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)

There's definitely money to be made here.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)

*Patents

*gets lots of orders
*gets rich
*gets shot
*gets bummed

damn!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)

*profit

Actually, it would be fun to make a mock-serious site selling these, and have a guest comment book.
Anybody have enough time to do this?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)

I'm too busy wasting my time on here

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:10, archived)

OK, well i'm going to do a quick advert for it,

If you don't mind me nicking your idea.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:11, archived)

steal away

I think I might want to wash my hands of the idea!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)

huh?

found this whilst searching for images for a rohypnol gun....

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)

I bet he's a b3tan on the gay shift

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:17, archived)

brilliany

(gianthead, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)

Yes?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5563260

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:05, archived)

Good guess

It was 27mm, but I am shrinking it again now.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:10, archived)

well out of the four

you were the only one with long hair

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)

Yes.

And I believe it was mentioned that I was the one who was being not gay.

Oh and Sexy.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)

Come on

How do you do the private message thing?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:17, archived)

Que?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)

Well...

About ten minutes ago I was trying to explain the staple diet thing further down the board to someone German living in Australia, and I thought if I post it here it'll ruin it for everyone. What I wanted to do was put a link to a message, like this:
www.b3ta.com/123456
having first created a message that said 'Look, staples are also things like rice or potatoes or whatever, as well as the little metal things that hold things together' and then he'd be able to go 'Oh, that's why it was funny' and everything would be right with the world. Only I didn't know how to make a message that wasn't on the main board where everyone could see it. I still don't but the moment has passed.

Thanks for asking though, I appreciate it.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)

Go back to 'older messages'

reply to an old thread off the board and get the link from the little bit of paper up to the top left,

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

Ah....

Thanks

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

what the?

Am I talking chinese or something?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

It was all happening at once!

And the bit about the 'Go back to an older post..' well thanks both really.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

Queso?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)

Teh Faye!

phwoar!

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)

*fwaps in agreement

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)

World Peas.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A packet of playing cards depicting great monuments of New York.

I'm proud of this so please feel free to click -->

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

twice!

In the arse!

EDIT: Awww. You changed it.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

With a spade?

Please?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

what the fuck's going on?

edit: that's better
edit: still RIS
edit: spots filename - gets it, confused by subject
edit: ahh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

Angina kills more than one in thirty women between the ages of 32 and 76 who have a wooden leg and answer to the name 'Agatha'.

Just manualspillage.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)

did you sleep OK last night?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:11, archived)

No.

Say something nice about my World Peas or I'll cunt you with a plough.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)

*begins polishing plough*

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)

I was nice - I was nice - see...

put down the plough!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)

Ha!

The joke's on you.

I don't have a plough.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)

I don't have a cunt

*looks
*spongs
*shags self

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:21, archived)

they are all of the lovely

best World Peas image I have ever seen. And there are lots!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)

There is no doubt of that

I just wanted to do it right.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)

that you did sir

that you did

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:21, archived)

you chatting bout?

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

cunting for?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

agatha should take these

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

what about mangina

does that kill anyone?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)

No, but pea roasting does:

Sponsor Manley - details here . . .

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)

it would kill me if I encountered one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:11, archived)

I bring you peas.

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

seeing as Mugatu snuck into my mind last night and stole today's hummus

here's some I borrowed from dth

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)

Hehehe!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)

*doesn't get it*

*dies a confused and lonely man*

(riedacher_bertram, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

There's a clue

in the filename.

Nicely done sir - though at first I thought it was a 'Seafood diet' joke.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

staple diet?

i still dont get it? why would a man eat staples?

I DONT GET IT!!!?!!?

(riedacher_bertram, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

i wouldn't really call the filename a clue

more "the answer", but hey, tomato tomato

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)

I DONT GET IT!!!!!

eleventy

(riedacher_bertram, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)

How do you do that 'aside' thing

Where you post a message somewhere else that people don't have to follow, but they can if they want, and it says

b3ta.com/board/12345678/

but in blue or purple?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)

<---(this) click the little page thing at the beginning of your post

copy the link and just paste it into a new post.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)

Yeah, but how do you make the message in the first place, in a place not on this board?

Bear with me, I'm a little slow on Fridays.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)

It's something you or someone else have already posted

but being polite not to bother other people with a re-post who don't want to see it.
I think...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)

spazz back a couple of days and post it in a thread somewhere

then spazz back again to find it (because when you click 'post this message', you're returned to the top of the messageboard).

then right click the little white box (or ctrl click if you're on a mac) and select 'copy link location' or whatever your browser has that sounds a bit like that.

then paste the link into the post where you want it

click 'preview' and you can change the way it appears on the board too

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)

RISSOLES

edit: now I see - couldn't interpret the image at first - I thought it was a filofax

/gets coat

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

you yuppie!

aicmfp

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)

I know every public holiday in the world

and American glove sizes and everything.

The diary bit is completely empty mind

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)

Lordy.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

arf! nicely done as well, Squire!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)

A red one might of contrasted better,

but it's still worth a brace of woos.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)

Quite bizzarre animation on Hitachi site

www.hitachigst.com/hdd/research/recording_head/pr/PerpendicularAnimation.html

(cowkicker, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)

beeftoucher

that's doing my swede in

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)

oi!

slave trade was aboliched!
we are now a free people!

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)

free to touch ham/beef.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:05, archived)

meh

I like fish

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

that's rather odd

but i like it nonetheless

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

i felt very informed!`

x10

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)

someone's a very cool

cat

(riedacher_bertram, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)

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