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# is it tiem to goe howm?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:16, archived)
# 13 minutes
(and two days) and counting...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:17, archived)
# : D
Thats the cutest thing in the world!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Its so true its funny!
Just got off the phone to my mum. Aparently one of our cats Kush was in a right mood. He was excited about having some chicken stirfry, and my mum burnt it. He wasnt impressed, ate it still
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Yay for howm tiem

But WYH for pub tiem :D
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's fantastic. I love miserable cats.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:18, archived)
# fluffy teime?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Woo
for Particle Illusion
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:24, archived)
# yes.. but not so woo
for huge bloody files that need optimised to death....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:25, archived)
# haha
that's really nice
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:20, archived)
# nearly.
Cats should learn to fucking spell.
I reckon any cat that can't spell "time" should be drowned in a bucket.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Methinks you will need a very big bucket around here....
Shirley you know by now b3ta kittins cannot spell?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Then it's the hammer for them!
I was trying to hold back, but you have forced my hand.

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:26, archived)
# bit messy though....
you should dig out the gas chamber... we can't use them over here, as phoenix gas put thier prices up (again)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# *quickly buys cat speak-n-spell*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:31, archived)
# You are a horrid
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:31, archived)
# yes
yes I am!

Good night!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:33, archived)
# yay for things getting squished

That'll teach them
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:43, archived)
# ..fluff..


Clicki for bigerization
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:21, archived)
# an otter with a light saber.....
you don't see may of them around.....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:24, archived)
# I've been training him for ages..
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# aww
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Hmmmm....

Was trying out a tutorial from Worth1000 but ended up with this instead
'Nings foks
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Looks like she's been
sucking unripe limes...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:14, archived)
# hihihihiihhihihihihihihihihihihii
made me giggle like a schoolgirl, that did
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:34, archived)
# ning...
might.

(as opposed to would)

hmm.... ah sod it..

would
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Noon Chunders
you have turned Jolie into Dion, that should be a crime!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:14, archived)
# I shall go & spank myself till my botty is red*



*may not actualy do this
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:16, archived)
# *volunteers*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Pervert.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:20, archived)
# CSS God!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Maybe slight hyperbole.
Perhaps CSS thief/hacker*...

*as in programmer, not cracker
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:37, archived)
# *charges £500 per half hour*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Sign me up for seven hours next Wednesday

3 a.m. - 10 a.m.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:23, archived)
# haha
that's horrible
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:15, archived)
# AL
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:07, archived)
# biddum
tish.

*shakes as the rattle of a bandwaggon approaches*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:08, archived)
# TEH DREADED....
bandwagon
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:08, archived)
# do bandwagons
have bumpers?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:09, archived)
# aaarggh
a bandwaggon on a bandwaggon
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:10, archived)
# can they
be milked?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:23, archived)
# oof
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:08, archived)
# bandwagon?


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:14, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:19, archived)
# har!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Double bandwagon
#"Best of all the traffic management systems.."
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# eh?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Yum
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:06, archived)
# That made me laugh out loud in the office
:)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Thats
brill
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:09, archived)
# That's super
Nice action!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:10, archived)
# haha
I love science
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:12, archived)
# one of the best

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:13, archived)
# ha ha ha ha

I think he's foip'd it!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:17, archived)
# what does that bearded man think he's doing!
stop that naughty thing, bearded man!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Excellent job sir!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# haha
leaning to the left...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:06, archived)
# 457k is too big for an animation
try and keep it under 250k by optimising please.
Best to link this one if poss, cheers
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:07, archived)
# How
do i optimize?


remember i'm a noob....(sorry)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:09, archived)
# .
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:13, archived)
# use the link above
and also, as a noob, make sure you read the FAQ it IS worthwhile
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:16, archived)
# wickedy
bo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:18, archived)
# SIGH etc
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:03, archived)
# If this hasn't bindun'...
I'll eat my cat.



Have a bumper sticker
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:00, archived)
# oh god
that took way too long!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:02, archived)
# hehe
Bravo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:03, archived)
#
club......no
love.....no
spade..........

hahahahahahahahah
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Do a
I club seals
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:04, archived)
# I diamond mine.........
now im clutching at straws
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:04, archived)
# I saw
a "I [club] my wife" sticker in a car window once

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Oh yes
Very good.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:05, archived)
# calling a speyed a speyed
woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:07, archived)
# *tries so, so hard to resist the pedantry*
*... but fails*
It's "veterinary".

I'm so sorry, because that really is such a woo bumper sticker. :(
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:24, archived)
# why do veterans spay cats?

*confused*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:33, archived)
# A tangle......

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:59, archived)
# could have been worse.....
might have been 8 track tapes....

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:00, archived)
# The Cartridge Family
(grand stuff, JJ)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:02, archived)
# hehehehe
ace!

we did that with our 6th form art studio once - made a huge spiders web!!

couldn't get in!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:01, archived)
# haha
so soon after mr Betamax
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:02, archived)
# arf!
she reminds me of my ladyfriend.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:04, archived)
# I think she's cheating on you
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:09, archived)
# that's not her
she's smaller.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:20, archived)
# The guy on the right is a dwarf
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# feck...
*cranks up chainsaw*

oh diiinaaa?!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Arf!
Tip top!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Silly squirrel!

Still want to see her being kidnapped by denizens and jumped over the Cheddar Gorge being towed by Jack on a scooter though...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:13, archived)
# It's a classic book
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:51, archived)
# huckleberry fin!
edit: damn my sausage fingers

whatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwinwhatdoiwin?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:52, archived)
# no prizes.... B- for poor spelling
I get 'A 10000000000000 + ' for being better than the whole universe*


*does not include pluto
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:54, archived)
# *rasberries*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:57, archived)
# YAy!
more purple highlighters?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Please!
I ran my other ones out colouring in the green scabs on my cock to match my helmut
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:57, archived)
#
!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:58, archived)
# hehehehe
why do you make me laugh?

right,

I'm off
'night!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:59, archived)
# 'night bbb
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Night sir!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:04, archived)
# huckleberry fin
.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Huck Finn
Yay!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Huckleberry finn
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Mick Hucknall
Hallestick
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Ghostbusters?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Catch her in the rye
grass?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:58, archived)
# The hook, the heat, the bird and her flipper?
or something
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:02, archived)
# EMO
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Why were you fucking it in the first place?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Well you should have been fucking us then.
I think.

:)

[edit]Bah 4dam mindpiss. Worst. Of. All. Mindpisses.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:48, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:51, archived)
# does it smell
like the long dead anus of a tramps pet fuckdog?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:05, archived)
# that explains the wet patch
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:49, archived)
# what did it do?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Dancy Auby DANCE
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:46, archived)
# i think i'm gonna be sick
}:P
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Yeah
Aubergenes have that effect on me too...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:49, archived)
# That is just too damn sexy for words
Is that a swolen testicle, or belly?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:49, archived)
# I think its female
but don't quote me
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Is that her clit??111!!!!111???
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:50, archived)
# ha ha
no excuses for not finding THAT
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:52, archived)
# I would certainly try every excuse I could think of
not to attempt it.........
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I thought it was a she too...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:52, archived)
# And how in the name of fuck
are they going to get him from Mexico to Italy?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I hear
They are going to grease him up, drill a hole hole in his back and get him to follow a whole bunch of whales
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Bake the world's biggest "pizza pie" in the centre of Rome
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:37, archived)
# touch it
go on.............
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:49, archived)
# It'll be like touching ham.
Only more so.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:51, archived)
# holy shitting vibrating high cholestrol zombie jesus on crack!
When she sits around the house "etc".

It makes me crave lard.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:16, archived)
# According to the news link
He weighs 84 and a half stone !!!!

WTF
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# PISSMITTENS!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:44, archived)
# ooh
it's a monster made out of an audio tape
very nice!
woo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
PISSMITTENS indeed

It look like some sort of weird VHS monster

Edit or the Betamax bandit
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:45, archived)
# perhaps it is Beta Max
from the Mighty Boosh
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:47, archived)
# You have
an eight track mind, you do
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Either i can't draw these things properly
or you haven't played SOTC
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:49, archived)
# i haven't
but i get it now :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:57, archived)
# go play it
even if it means buying a ps2... you'll thank me later.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:58, archived)
# I haven't played mine for ages
I might buy a game tonight
convince me why i should buy this
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:05, archived)
# I am not suitably convinved
Instead I shall buy Barbies Horse adventures
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:11, archived)
# hahah
see the mindpiss in the belated edit
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:50, archived)
# yay!
return of tentacle girl.

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Been playing
Shadow of the Collossus?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:48, archived)
# thank god someone recognises that
i thought i was going mad
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Soundwave!
Me likee, anyhow.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Rumble!
Frenzy!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Very woo
and extra yay for SOTC :)

I currently hate the 4th collosus because he won't bend down so I can reach his head :(
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:22, archived)
# sigh ..... what about an "escape the womb" game?




bloody stupid games..
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:42, archived)
# eh?!
:)

I don't know why, but
*click
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:44, archived)
# I have yet to find
this "cocking room" that you speak of. Is there a knob on the door?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:45, archived)
# baddum tsshh
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:46, archived)
# dunno bout the knob,
but there's a bell on the other side.......
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:48, archived)
# baddum tsshh
ding dong
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:52, archived)
# is the door made of WOOD
ho ho
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:47, archived)
# haha
what?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:45, archived)
# i agree
if you do not click on the exact pixle well....

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:45, archived)
# bloody daft
click click click click,,,, forever until your mouse bleeds to death
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Crimson room?
A bloody pain that was.

I had to cheat.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:46, archived)
# and the other colour room
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Que?
^
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:46, archived)
# here are links to the bloody things...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:47, archived)
# no no
dont do it
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:48, archived)
# click the link and resist the urge to play it
//
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:49, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:50, archived)
# black hawk down





*well, it's from a marabou stork really but you get the idea
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:28, archived)
# wouldn't sound as exciting
Although Ridley Scott did consider it I hear
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Storker!
ha ha, top stuff. I like that.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:30, archived)
# PTOLS!!
how goes it fine sir?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Hey hello, Sir Geoffrey!
It's going just fine and dandy, thanks for asking - am recently back from a trip to the USA, and though the day job's been somewhat demanding since then I'm at last finding time to pop my head back in here again. Yay! And with you? Things are good, yes?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Tell me.
I'm all for 4-day weeks but the cocking w*rk piles up.
Apart from that things are grand.
Just got back from Dublin where I saw John Hurt in the Beckett festival - fantaaastic.*
*That was the accent!*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Maybe this effort shows why I gave up posting stuff!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# INNAPROPRIATE USERNAME ALERT!

EDIT: Congrats on the 2nd daughter!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:23, archived)
#
cheers

hows tricks? haven't spoken to your good self for ages and ages
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I be Braw!
you and the present Miss./Ms./Mrs. Inch?


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:26, archived)
# he IS the lady!
(;
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:27, archived)
#
I'm braw also, just a little tired and
the other inches are all dandy
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:28, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
no, that is great!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
nice facial expressions.

This is also coinciding disturbingly with a random sleepy mid afternoon erection which has just appeared
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Not right at this minute
However, i shall be driving home soon. Might knock one out in the car
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:33, archived)
# That's the spirit.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:34, archived)
# haha
top stuff
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:33, archived)
# DAN!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Hiya
sorry I've not been here today. I've been on a train
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
Prezza getting it good!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:49, archived)
# I WANT DIN DINS....

I missed my Lunch, now I'm getting dizzy!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:17, archived)
# HAVE CHIPS WITH THAT!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
# yeah this
i boycotted lunch and now my belly is grumbling
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I am in the market for a cat at the moment.
One like this would be fine.

[edit] I too missed lunch. I am trying to make up for it with a cigarette and can of orange Fanta.

It's not working.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I think if i had a cat like that I would be most happy
and carry it around with me all the time like some sort of accessory
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# A special transparent cat-bag would do the trick.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Possibly air tight to prevent any dangerous outbursts
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# You'd need a special valve, though.
To release its wee-wee on long trips, like to the supermarket or something.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:26, archived)
# not to mention a valve to stick
your filthy bellend into so that the cat can clean it for you, for example, before a first date.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:29, archived)
# You could use the same one.
Why make things complicated :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:30, archived)
# urgh!
You're suggesting I stick my helmet into a cat's weewee valve?
Pervert!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:40, archived)
# What? Are you mad?
I let mine ferment for a first date.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:32, archived)
# i'm bored, so i'm drinking diet coke.
the chemicals in (phenylalalalalalanine) give me a feeling of floaty head and mild panic.

cheaper than drugs.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Do you suffer from phenylketonuria then?
/geeks
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:24, archived)
# /wikis
nope, or at least a very, very mild version. only sugarfree drinks have that effect on me.

ah-ha! after some research it's the aspartame not phenelemmenememomemoline.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:30, archived)
# mmmm aspatane
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:27, archived)
# you're not the only one
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:23, archived)
# nice fluff
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:27, archived)
# s'not my fluff i'm afraid,
i stumbled upon this monster on teh internets.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:36, archived)
# NO
for you are of the fattness
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:32, archived)
# but he's wasting away,
just look at him
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:38, archived)
# yay
what a lovely beast
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Worlds Sickest Joke
Why have you closed the Worlds Sickest Joke forum Rob??
i only wana kno why you've done it - have u been hassled into doing it?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:08, archived)
# can you actually read?
it's on the bloody frontpage!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:09, archived)
# he don't fuckin learn I tells ya...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
# look at the weblog on the front page
:)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:09, archived)
# You big gehyer.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:10, archived)
# dan dan dan dan dan...
damn... dan, damn...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:10, archived)
# *belms*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Lick my scrote, kid.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:27, archived)
# he was Hassled
by the Hoff who said "ROB, you big nonce. Get rid of 'em there sick jokes, they're making me perm go
all shit shaped with their offensivnings. Gosh darned them and all of you, you're all bastards, y'all"
Then he trumped off back to his beach shack to continue whittling down bars of soap to resemble past Russian presidents.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Yeah... and you really don't want to fuck with the Hoff
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:15, archived)
# That's True!
I was standing behind him at the time . . . . and slightly to the left . . .

Hello, the Neville! long time . . .


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Heloho
Can't stay long and chat though. I'm watching Deal or No Deal.

Roffle
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Loads of oportunities to repost today, it seems

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:15, archived)
# haha
grand!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:29, archived)
# I always did like that one
it's lully seeing it again
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Yippee!
I'm a founder member!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:17, archived)
# His pooh is rubbish?
Sounds like he needs more fibre.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Because the army
threatened to drive a tank up his arse and fire barbed missiles at his mum out of his japseye
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Appologies
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Wrong
but childishly funny
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Why do you care?
All the ones you've posted were shit.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:20, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Young ZW enjoying a friendly footy match . . .


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# .
.. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / .-. . .- -.. / - .... .. ... / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- ..- --. .... - / - .... . / --. .- -.-- -. . ... ... --..-- / --- .... / .- -. -.. / ... ..- .--. . .-. / .- .. -.. ... .-.-.- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- /
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:23, archived)
# buuuh?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:24, archived)
# E?

edit: Bah! It's not hangman, it's morse code, isn't it
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# hahha
i'd got that far...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Doh!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:34, archived)
#
..-. ..- -.-. -.- ... --- -.-. -.- ...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:28, archived)
# You field this one Penn...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:28, archived)
# "she has the felt ham???""""
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:40, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA

precisely
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Fuck yourself
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:25, archived)
# durp durp durp durp
durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp durp
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Kat does not like tham. No, Kat does not......

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Top notch aceitude.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:03, archived)
# oh no kat!, what are you doing?!
how do you make such brilliant facial expressions? since there are plenty more famous authors out there who can't do expressions the way they should.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Less is more.
There's not much facial detail. That's the key.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:23, archived)
# this i shall remember, master
*bows*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Yay!
Woo!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:03, archived)
# huspag
and huspag again for the Bill Bryson vaccuum cleaner
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:03, archived)
# What is this thing called huspag?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:04, archived)
# I think it's like countdown?
Pushag?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:06, archived)
# poo shag?
Now?

Oh all right then
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:07, archived)
# It'll cost you threeighty penciff and a packet of smarties.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Push, ga!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Shag up?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:15, archived)
# it's what the predictive text of my mobile phone came up with
when I tried to text the word Hurrah. So I've started using it as an alternative.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:07, archived)
# But it sounds like a disease of teh cock.
Not a pleasant outburst of joy.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:11, archived)
# i think that's part of
it's curious charm
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Huspag!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:14, archived)
# huspag indeed!
:)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Ah yes,
I remember now... Was that Friday when you started using that?


TunaBoy has been spending farrrr too much time on B3ta whilst working his notice period...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:12, archived)
# been using it for a while
but now it's starting to drizzle unwelcomingly into peoples' conciousnesses
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Lovely metaphor...
huspag!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:16, archived)
# It looks familiar
I think I may have ssen this on my phone too
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
# thass what I'm talkin' 'bout!
(no tenpins though)

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:04, archived)
# *bums*
i've just found myself a new stalker!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# "thoomp"
perfect onomatopoeism.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:05, archived)
# is that a Bill Bryson?
that man does everything.

Woo. ( I like the little men, make her stop )
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:05, archived)
# i don't think they will fit through the nozzle
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Poor little blighters
Smashing!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
What plans on the coloured-in SA?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:08, archived)
# There's never been any plans.
The cover of the book I'm gonna do is in colour, but the strips will always be in B&W.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:10, archived)
# you should do a colour one on Sundays pfft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Haha
^This. And a couple of frames longer.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:15, archived)
# You're doing a book???
Oooh, when's it out? When's it out? When's it out?, etc...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:14, archived)
# I'll put a link up on my site when it's done.
It's just a little compilation thing. Strips 1 to 100, along with some SA related sketches.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:17, archived)
# You should do a Pipingrad book too
If you haven't already. Just had a look at that stuff and it's fucking fantastic!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Pun tiem!



(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!!!
Oh the humanity!

(ace as ever)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
pfffft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Wotcha, Tollers!
You good?


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:06, archived)
# I am!
Although somewhat busy, tragically. Nice to be back though. Did you miss me? Eh? Eh? *enhurgles*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I DID!
you've been away?


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:10, archived)
# stop eating cake!
or share with me!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:11, archived)
# tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:15, archived)
# ouch
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Yippee!



(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:05, archived)
# stop it

I are feel queasy
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Puke! Puke! Puke!



(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
top
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:08, archived)
# 'lol!'



(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:09, archived)
# haha
*diet coke on monitor*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Dear Brian Ftang,
Thanks for being so easily pleased/mentally retarded*

*delete as applicable

Best regards

Dave the Hat

P.S. I'll keep churning out this shite while you keep enjoying it!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:21, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:34, archived)
# gearBox
i think not
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:12, archived)
# mebbe this then?



(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:14, archived)
# better........
than this
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Grand!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Oooof!
Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:07, archived)
# My brain... melting...
Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:02, archived)
# WooYay !
How I've missed your punnage young man !

Yes, we will arrange something else....
but now it's time for me to go :(

*hugs byes*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Bub-byes!
see ya!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:05, archived)
# it hurts
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
YES!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:08, archived)
# *holds head in hands*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Oooh!
That feels goooooooooood!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Issue 2: A stiff thriller with an unexpected ending


"When a mysterious Uncle calls round in the night, the boys get pulled along in this adventure"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:58, archived)
# i like this

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:11, archived)
# no one else did
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Pea-roast
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I'm surprised no-ones done this yet...


Quick and pointless...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:56, archived)
# not very quick at all really.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Biff, Chip
Kipper avec Floppy! yay!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 16:07, archived)

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