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[challenge entry] New additions to the range
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Spiders are not insects
You lose (the game) sir
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Poo
i-rachnids?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:29, archived)
# i-pods aren't great MP3 players either
Does that pardon me?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Yes
But you still lose the game
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:31, archived)
# they're hardly MP3 players at all
don't they convert the files to MP4 or some twat from Wiltshire?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Nope.
Itunes converts them to some proprietary guff, but the ipod leaves normal mp3s as they are.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:44, archived)
# alrighty then,
I'll just run away and pretend I was right.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Thames Water
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Draught?
Apart from that, woo.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Ssshhhh
Lets just keep that one between you and me ;)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:32, archived)
# ...and we spend the dough on advertising to smarten up our deserved image of utter utter cunts.


(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Mmmm
Drippy... Likes a lot
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:25, archived)
# The sculk
in bushes, niddling custard crams you know.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Rabbis?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:27, archived)
# jewish priests innit
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Wannabe Auschwitz guard?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:32, archived)
# The Mennonite Rider
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:23, archived)
# that looks painfull
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Does he fall off?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:25, archived)
# oooh me balls
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:25, archived)
# I did a wheelie on a penny-farthing
big wheel up, big wheel up.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:33, archived)
# dunthisonetoo
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:19, archived)
# seeMYcartoons
at WWW.MONSTAPRODUCTIONS.co.uk if u want you cheeky monkeys
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:21, archived)
# that's blank black
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:22, archived)
# I used to think that till i scrolled
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:24, archived)
# oh.
hmmff.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:26, archived)
# same here,
it appears to be a firefox thing.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:27, archived)
# or perhaps a design thing
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:31, archived)
# nah, there's no blank bit when viewed with IE
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:36, archived)
# nice but
100k?

/hides nazi badge
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Lovely pictures
.jpg use .png :)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:38, archived)
# That's grand.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:23, archived)
# nice stuff you do, but please try the pics under 50k please
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:26, archived)
# thanks!
k i try:)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:28, archived)
# idunthis
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:15, archived)
# hahahaaha
ASS KABLAMMO
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:16, archived)
# wow, very cool
i like it a lot.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:17, archived)
# ace.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Shot in the back!
(And you're to blame...)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:18, archived)
# arf.. better lay off them
curries methinks...
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:18, archived)
# BigJimny!

Previously: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:11, archived)
# mine is too
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:12, archived)
# he's hot stuff
:D
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:12, archived)
# hahahaha
you, sir, are too briliant for my simpleton words to describe.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:13, archived)
# A similar thing hapened to me once
but with sperm instead of fire and instead of police it was parents
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:13, archived)
# *laughs heartily*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:14, archived)
# hehe
happens to me all the time!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha!
that is so brilliant i want to make baby's with it.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:14, archived)
# haha
poor fella
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:15, archived)
# That's both super and dooper
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:19, archived)
# hahaha
Now that's b3ta!


© dutchbird, Dec 2003
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Why is the girl not wearing shoes in one frame?
*does not understand such things*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:27, archived)
# In the park?
It's a lovely day!
Her shoes are sitting next to her :)

*also: I can't draw shoes.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:45, archived)
# this took me 12 hours straight to do

good tune though, if you like that kinda thing
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:06, archived)
# HA
I could do it in 11
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:06, archived)
# I could do it in 10:59:26
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:07, archived)
# I just did it...
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:08, archived)
# well, clean up after yourself then
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:09, archived)
# i did that as well....
evening sir!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:10, archived)
# good good... cant have you leaving a mess now..
and 'ning as well..

(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:13, archived)
# i did it yesterday
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:09, archived)
# i did it
before you were born
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:10, archived)
# i did it at Gods 1st birthday party
(then i got sent home for saying twat too loudly)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:13, archived)
# damn
you win the emo
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:15, archived)
# YAY
(does it come with any free minutes or texts?)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:18, archived)
# 500
free cries a week

after that theyre one insult peak times and a thump all other times
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:30, archived)
# what you did here is fuck with dimensions by making him look forward - yet be looking at something behind him
it therefore aches my brain.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:34, archived)
# show offs
:(
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:09, archived)
# i'll do it again if you like...
/give me 10 mins...
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:10, archived)
# i tried, but i failed miserably
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:12, archived)
# never mind, it happens lots of times
you can always try again in the morning

*heheehehehehehe*

no, I wasn't laughing

*heheheheh*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:13, archived)
# i dont understand, it's never happened before.
*sulks*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:15, archived)
# lol, that won't stand up in court
or indeed, anywhere

:D

/etc
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:20, archived)
# #lookin' for a place to have some fun
a classic sir
*applauds*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:09, archived)
# thats the one :)
although i wont say the next line coz you dont have a front bottom.... do you?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:11, archived)
# nope no front bottom here
na na naaa na na na na na na
i think i'm goin crazy

there, another homosexual episode successfully averted
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:13, archived)
# phew
i almost got a stiffy then
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha crap
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
desperately running out of ideas that havn't been done
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:03, archived)
# they've ALL been done
save your energy
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:03, archived)
# you say that like its a bad thing
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:04, archived)
# what the fuck?
Why in cunting hell did you waste your time
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun shirley?
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i, Robot ... obviouse?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:55, archived)
# yes, just down below....
;-)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:56, archived)
# hehehehe
I could almost taste the sarcasm
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:00, archived)
# almost.....
you making any compo entries then?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Nah......
Tis shiter than a bag of spanners
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:11, archived)
# and you should know, you've dated a few...
*runs*

/realises you're not in the same house anymore....

*sits back down*


;-)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:12, archived)
# sorry missed a bit on first one
deleted now
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:01, archived)
# no problem,
/has bindun though
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Yup
\/ just there \/

edit: grrr. at least silhouette it
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Hmm.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:57, archived)
# I prefer the other one
it had more... pizzaz!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:57, archived)
# that's not a robot
it's a dildo with 'features'!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] look at my (mi) great compo entry I am so original LOLS LMAO etc
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:48, archived)
# Yes, that's REALLY going to make it better
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:48, archived)
# It's not going to make it worse!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:49, archived)
# It could do if it somehow gained consciousness and started violently fucking your pets/kids/significant other
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:49, archived)
# this has happened before*
*regrets posting picture
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:50, archived)
# sometimes
I just need to vent

Ive been posting as many compo ideas as I can too
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] compo this, NOW!
iDAREU
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Your sure you're not the one from Blossom?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:49, archived)
# whatever happened to the cast of blossom?
what REALLY HAPPENED?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:50, archived)
# I think they were humanely destroyed.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:53, archived)
# We were sent away
far far away where the magics live

then as if by david hasslehoff we all became
one person - that person is me

and me
and me
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:54, archived)
# fwappage!
etc
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Shouldn't it be
ithiscompoisshit?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:50, archived)
# was going to
but drawing it hurt my eyes
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Like
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:54, archived)
# tell us something we don't know
and why not go and use these obviously abundant artistic skills you have and make something worthwhile, either for the compo or not, I don't seem to recall reading anywhere in the FAQ that it is compulsory to enter the compo every week?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:55, archived)
# its not
and usually I dont unless I make something good
but I felt protest was in order this time round.
Really dont want to fall out with people over this
but it got my goat good and proper
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:57, archived)
# as it's done with everyone, but the best protest is not to piss off other boarders with drivel saying 'this compo is shite' and pushing good original stuff off the board below
if you went back a couple of pages, you'll have seen the exact same thing again.
We ALL know this compo isn't what it could have been as a base point, and its up to the entries to bring it up a bit. Personally, I don;t like the compo, but not even
24 hours in, all we keep seeing on here EVERY 5 FUCKIN' MINUTES is 'whingy whingy this compo is shit' - we know, so a word of advice to anyone else thinking of posting something similar or telling us the compo is shit - YES, we KNOW it is, so go make us something good instead
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:00, archived)
# see
its nearly annoying you as much as me
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:01, archived)
# it annoyed me when I did the third compo entry...
www.b3ta.com/board/6163507

its not the compo thats annoying me, its the 'whingy whingy' brigade who can't pull their fingers out of their arses and shop something better
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:03, archived)
# but surley
that picture you did was a whine?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:04, archived)
# the first of what has now become many, and tedious......
and anyone worth their salt has a quick spazz back through the entries to see whats been done, and you dont have to go far on the board to
see loads of people complaining about the compo, so why waste new threads on the same subject, it ISN'T going to change anything.

in 6 days time, there will be a new one
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:05, archived)
# ok
no more

promise
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:06, archived)
# no worries, its me being a miserable cunt...
I was gutted about this compo yesterday, knowing we'd have loads of ipod related reposts, but i must
admit, i wasn't prepared for the volume of 'i hate this compo' posts either, and they have far outnumbered the reposts...
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:08, archived)
# what if someone was into boys
then could they groom you?

a, erm a friend of mine was wondering...
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:03, archived)
# quite probably
to a frosty reception
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:05, archived)
# your goat?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:03, archived)
# yup
the "i" got to me though so I thought I'd do
another and compo it
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] probably bindun
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Sigh.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:48, archived)
# That's a pearoast innit?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:50, archived)
# oooooh, its like nails down the blackboard while
cutting your tongue on an envelope and drinking fresh lemon all at the same time.

IPod compo bandwaggons with a Bindun image. Ouch
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ticket to Hull please



* I don't have the right font - don't think it matters in this case.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
lolz
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:27, archived)
# ^this
n' that V
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:58, archived)
# :/
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Theres only one...
...wayne rooney one wayne rooney....

.. hang on, theres another one.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
First one to make me laugh

*hands 23 pence*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:30, archived)
# click and click me ; but
I don't think this will ever get FP.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:32, archived)
# :\
about as clever as a retard running into a lampost
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:32, archived)
# and
just as funny
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:33, archived)
# umm
no I'd say a retard is funnier
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:34, archived)
# what about if he's on fire
or
he's leaking petrol
and the fire is chasing the "leak"
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:48, archived)
# id pay to see that
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:26, archived)
# I like sick fucks
:-D :-D LOL
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:33, archived)
# LOL!
HOW WAS SHE=???!?"?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:34, archived)
# NO!
no no no no no no no no no

NO!!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Jesus
Hull squared
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:59, archived)
# ah, mr toast,
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Waaah!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:09, archived)
# hahaha!
*squish* *squish* *squish* *squish*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Genius
*clicks for animal cruelty*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Ha ha great!
Please sell me an ounce of your talent. I will pay handsomely in peas and ducks
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:10, archived)
# I feel the desire to 'waaah' in time with it
woo
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Reminds me of
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:11, archived)
# hehe
Old skool spongage
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Badoing!
Poor little kitten :)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:25, archived)
# I could watch that all day
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:12, archived)
# I SEE goats
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
now that's b3ta!


© ivor_the_engine, Dec 2003
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:15, archived)
# haha
Splendid !

now that's b3ta!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Yay!
someone else on board. Let's get back to '03/'04 when woos and houplas were the order of business.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:20, archived)
# yeah im with you...
can we set fire to this 'panowie' shit while at it?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:22, archived)
# I think I love you
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:37, archived)
# uh-oh?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:43, archived)
# :)
You've spawned a catchphrase!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:22, archived)
# :)

© Pootle, Dec 2003
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:25, archived)
# *wipes a little tear of nostalgy*
bye!
Holiday time !!!!11!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:27, archived)
# have fun, when come back bring more animations


The paint drums still cracks me up
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:28, archived)
# poor liddle fellah
*watches, entranced*

now that's b3ta

(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
Absolutely fantastic.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:18, archived)
# woo
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:19, archived)
# *click*
woo yeah - (*calls RSPCA*!)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:21, archived)
# silly Zank Frappa
pixels is not aminals
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:23, archived)
# I called the RSPCP
and they said "Silly Zank animals is not pixels"! - true!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:24, archived)
# try the Ca(r)t(oon)s Protection League and report it as a shaved, crusty scabbed kittin
a posse of foul smelling hags will swing into acton to rescue and feed it milk
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:29, archived)
# i'll tell em
its a kevlar kitten!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:42, archived)
# ace!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Haha
Lovely!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:25, archived)
# Yay!
Don't see enough of your stuff lately :)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:25, archived)
# That will be because I've not done any!
I think I eventually used every decent kitten/puppy picture that I could find on the internet :)
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:29, archived)
# hesitates to say but you could
start using the indecent ones?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:32, archived)
# great
*click*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:26, archived)
# HAHAA!!
*kilkx*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:29, archived)
# awwwww
Lovely though! beautifully done *clicks*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brilliant, in a brilliant kind of way. Woo, and *click*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:33, archived)
# They love it!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Best Ever
w,y,h
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:12, archived)
# my word
fp now please
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:15, archived)
# wait untill....
you have got to get him repaired!!

woo!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:17, archived)
# that is
fab

*click*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:23, archived)
# The best.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 19:26, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaa-
aaaaaaaaaay!
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:37, archived)
# i want one
and accompanying screaming .wav file plz

click clicky clicky clicktastic
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 11:38, archived)
# I..
... I can't look away! So mesmerising. I...

*drool*
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Spggqqqt!
Remind me never to look at your pics while drinking tea. Scalded me nostrils.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Cogito ergo sum
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Oooh...
that's good.

On a side note, should I sit on de cart or de chair?

(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:13, archived)
# oh dear
*clicks*
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Happy b3taday
from one frog to another
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] iGlasses


Sorry if it's been done, and sorry for crapness.

WTF does the i stand for anyway?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:05, archived)
# irritating
(, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 18:10, archived)

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