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Due to the lack of draw off

and the slightly past 3pm I have drawn today a picture of Mr Toast, in order to try and butter him up to re-instate our former folly.

edit: its just occured that I tried to butter up toast..... he's going to fall that side down now!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:06, archived)

re-post the toast!!!

your toast looks a little burnt off about something :D

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)

its evil toast

taking revenge on the happy toast....

I thought it actually kinda looked like the person I was trying to draw for once!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)

I had a boiled egg and soldiers for brekkie this morning

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

ZOMBIE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*jumps up and down*

goes off to write email

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)

hahahahah

I'm going to be way too busy to take part now I've got my own new project (which I shall post in just a tic)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)

*hangs around*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:10, archived)

and a goodie it is as well

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)

Yay

HappyToast is Gordon Freeman.
Woo!

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Shada, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

Looks like...

A man stuck in a tooth. With a pencil/phallice.

(Ghandi McFlufferpackets If I were British then I would be cool. Mmmm., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

Ah yes thats right. Its Tuesday!

Click on it to make it bigger. :P

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)

Let the experiments commence!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)

Well...

Well at least we can be friends. Apparently.

(Ghandi McFlufferpackets If I were British then I would be cool. Mmmm., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:03, archived)

Mr Manbear rarely fails to crack me up.

Woo!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:04, archived)

Blasphemy!

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)

it's time to play.....

guess the gnop!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

is it

0RwAAAMoWsFD!nxGUZoUw3hQwe4HlK7j! ?

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)

ben elton

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

damn

that was a shite compo-
my gnop powers are weak.
Still, it's hard to disguise a twunt.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)

it took me a whole 3 minutes to be sure it was him before I posted! ;)

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:01, archived)

pat butcher?

gradient?

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

Its the gradients

I tells ye!

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:03, archived)

smoking

(derlin9753, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

Love it!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

I find your lack of crop tool disturbing

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

And his/her inability to chose the correct use of 'you're'

and the creative spelling of 'thoat' is depressing.

I blame it on the gradients of today.

good joke though.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

i blame Tom and Jerry

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

O-U-W-T

OUT

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

your gay

c|:o)

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

And

your ALL gay

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

*bums*

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)

i blame the scapegoats

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:50, archived)

I scrape goats.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

i rape goats

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)

I grape groats

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:52, archived)

That grapes my squildo

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)

ThRoat

Shirley?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:57, archived)

i like your creative spelling of "throat"

:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:59, archived)

smoking

I do to but only got a w95 last year got this newer thing now so it's all new to me

(derlin9753, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

hands free!!

*bliss*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

Hahahaha

Wise words.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

yay for throuts and the crop tool

woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

i use a specially adapted headdobber

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

You are Mugatu

AICMFP!

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

LOL

www.b3ta.com/board/6250868

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

Saw them earlier. Fantastic!

Did you do the underpants thing?

I forgot! :(

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)

The what now?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

Newsletter

PANTS CHALLENGE - in an explosion of whimsey
we asked you how much underwear could you
simultaneously wear?

I was going to do it as were you. Guess we both forgot.

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)

I tried it!

And i managed to wear all my pants too.

Due to me only owning one pair

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)

HAHA

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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:59, archived)

you are a peedough AICMTP

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)

And how exactly did you come to that conclusion?

Was it the whole "fucking kids" thing?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

IRONMAN SAID SO

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:03, archived)

Damn

I knew i shouldn't have got him involved, the blabbermouth

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:06, archived)

*blabs*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)

*gags*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)

haha reminds me of the smoking family

from Chewin' the Fat.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

Hahahaha!

(Dooley, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

No one mentioned me!

although i dont have a hole in my neck

(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)

still topical enough?

.
.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:43, archived)

Back row - Meatwheels?

Hehe
But I hate cricket

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)

oh yeh!

ha - what a trip that will be!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)

i don't like reggae

oh no

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)

I don't like Ronnie either

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

they were goOD to their mum though

subtle eh?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

my work here is done

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:50, archived)

I love it...?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

well you aint knocked me out yet!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

you aint heard my words yet either

sonnyjim

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

Don't like Jamaica...

Ooooh yeaaaah

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

ALASKA!!

oh yeah!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:50, archived)

Pocket cup?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:50, archived)

*note to self*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

haha i love that

"and that's why i don't like cricket"

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

hahaha,

good and topical.
But i cant take my eyes of the "lady" behind them wearing glasses.

(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

mrs svenno?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:50, archived)

Geek humour alert!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)

pffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)

GEEK!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:42, archived)

*nods head*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

damnit!!

i could only do two before the spam filter ruined me Geek hunt :(

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

*tiing!*

penny drops
*groan*

right now you're nuttier than chinese chicken salad, McKay.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:43, archived)

GEEK!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

I can't hide it any longer

*comes out of the computer hardware closet*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)

I get it...

but only because my girlfriend watches Stargate Atlantis (or "That rubbish" as I prefer to call it!)

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)

obviously you dislike your girlfriend

for watching such rubbish, so pass her over this way. I'll give a her a good home. You'll be happier in the long run

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)

Not bloody likely...

It's just her bad taste in dodgy american tv shows thet I don't like.

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)

Hahaha

I think I get it.
It's funny because the size of his joint is humourously exaggerated!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

speak for yourself

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:11, archived)

I'm afraid I'll have to say a bit fat RIS on this one

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

don't try and deny it, we know you're a geek too.

One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

I have no idea who it is. Apart from the fact his name is obviously somehting 'McKay'

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:04, archived)

I worked it out from his 'sci-fi' jacket

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:18, archived)

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)

haha I love that

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

That's fantastic

*joys*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)

How in the fuck

is that 180k?

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)

it's the gradient.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

due to the gradients

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

*pokes tongue out*

nyeeeeeeeer!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

GRADIENTS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

*gradients*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:43, archived)

it grapes my squildo

*gradients even faster*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)

did you find that in the newsagents window?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)

nah

an AOL chat room....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

gradients, my friend

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

what they just dun saided ^^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

afternoon sweetcheeks

how're you today?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)

hi sexy pants :)

I'm o.k, working on ideas for poofbirds record label :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)

sounds like fun

i'm off to the woods for a walk while it's not raining. t'ra!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)

YOU'LL BE SURE OF A BIG SURPRISE

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)

where do you get your acapellas from?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)

Soulseek

I tried making some myself but they didn't turn out too good. i'm desperate for one of "Feel good hit of the summer", as i have an excellent plan for that

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:43, archived)

GABBA!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

hahaha

ROTTERDAM TIEM!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:53, archived)

ignore them lot

it's because of the gradients

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

nice signature

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)

yeah

it's because of the gradients

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)

hahahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)

those gradients are fuckers

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:42, archived)

IT'S BECAUSE OF THE GRADIENTS

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:40, archived)

Thankyou fourdam

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)

You're welcome

See, i know best

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)

people will say it's the gradients

but really it's because of the gradients

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:43, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)

Oh?

OH?

YEAH?

FUCKING YEAH!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:46, archived)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

*sees teachers heading this way*

*runs*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

*doesn't notice teacher due to homoerotic stirrings*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

have you been on the gradients again?

*shakes head in disgust*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:55, archived)

*gets scolded by teacher*

*removes penis from waspy's arse*
*places penis in teachers mouth*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:56, archived)

teacher loves the taste of my haemorrhoidal excretia!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:03, archived)

Big words!

They might mean rude things!

*Wanks at the thought*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)

wha?

the... shirley not the... not THE GRADIENTS!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)

that's what people will tell you

but really it's because of THE GRADIENTS

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:47, archived)

but then again,

if I calculate the derivative of the colour index along an arbitrary contour C in the plane of the images, I find significant regions containing non-zero values.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

*Frenet Serrets in the face*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:51, archived)

wtfyoa?

it is patently because of the gradients

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

it's because of the gradients

4k flash file = 180k gif with gradients or 69k without

where's a good place to host flash files for linking ?

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

this messes with my mojo maaaaaan!

wickedy (:

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

that grapes my squildo!

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

That's so

cute.

aaaaaw.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)

prolly dun already..

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

by the Beano

in about 1982

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)

They didn't 'shop it as well though did they?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)

They paid an artist to draw it and published it as one of their "comic libraries".

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)

haha

topical

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)

*clicky*

topical :D

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)

bloody hell

that's a bit good, and cricket related too! Double woo to you!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)

you're a topical monster

have a cookie

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

hahaha :)

I chuckled last night when they mentioned that someone had tampered with the ball :D

/childish

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

Impressive, most impressive

w/y/h

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

grone grone.

grone grone

:)

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)

yay

*clicks*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)

And..

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)

haha !

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)

hahaha

fantastic
you have all the hummus
woo

I wanted to do one of the umpires looking at the ball and saying "has it been altered". Then showing a cricket style magic 8 ball sayng "Signs point to yes".
but i am stuck at work and can't make it

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

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mugatu, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

HA HA

YES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

haha

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

Fantastic

10 woos out of 10 :D

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:19, archived)

Hahahaha!

Has that been tampered with?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 16:26, archived)

hahahaha

that is the best thing EVER..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)

Bet this has been done already but hey....

(bandgeekmafia78, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

*runs away*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:28, archived)

ahahaha!

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

woo

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

Inspired by the Beau Bo d'Or pic earlier

(spook, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)

Is it holding the fag the wrong way round?

(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

the end that smokes goes away from you

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)

rofl

what i thought

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

arf

babies love booze
/not an expert

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

you can't give a baby booze!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)

haha

(stone the crows, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:44, archived)

episode 5 - lunch

The Barry Van Dyke Days

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

ha ha ha ha!!

that's heavy man!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)

hmm

img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/darlington/eastenders_big.jpg

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:28, archived)

umm yea..

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:28, archived)

is there a joke I'm not getting

in all of this?

(

Your watch is BACK, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:28, archived)

i'm not sure

i'll email dick.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

please do.

And bring back his moustache!

(

Your watch is BACK, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

hahaha haha haaa

i love the schoolyard days of barry van dyke

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)

i am loving these

but i don't know why

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)

am loving these. Long may they continue...

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:39, archived)

Jumps

on bandwagon...

(Mr_SD, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

christ

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

'lo

I just tried to do some serious work and then the next name I had to process
was a Miss Von Klitzing!
I am doomed to a life of laughter - hahahahaha!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

pffffft

The best funny name I heard lately was from a friend who went to school with Warren Organ

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:28, archived)

We had a Stephen Tourette check in to the hotel

and it was all I could do to stop myself phoning him and shouting "HOW'S YOUR FUCKIN ROOM?"

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)

Haha

the cunt

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:34, archived)

hahahahaha

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)

MAKE IT STOP!

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

garden utilities on a dick?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

Rakes up a Japseye

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

Bastard Basset

Never did trust him

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

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w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)

-5pts for lack of apostrophy

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)

I heard it was back to school today

in scotland at least

(

w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

Yep

My daughter's gone back to school today

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)

nope yesterday

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)

I think different regions have different start days

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

in your shoe's.... ....what?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)

the font I used didn't have one :(

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:30, archived)

bingo

(Mr_SD, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

c:\documents and settings\sam\My Documents\amusing snakes on a plane picture.bmp

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

bigger!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

racist!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)

Sweet cocking Jesus

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6251824

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

pins

on a SMEG branded combi-oven?

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

cuckburger

twat the cunt off.

in a nice way.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

stab him stab him!!

His new trick?
being bludgoened by rakes, I'd pay to see that.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

i got hoes!

i got hoes

in different area codes area codes
area codes
i
got...

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

I got an acapella of that

and am wondering what to do with it

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

may i suggest:

tv.cream.org/specialassignments/themes/vandervalk.mp3

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

hahaha

I can't listen just now, and i can't remember how it goes

I'll look later

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:42, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

needs

cdmc

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

KEEEEEEEIIIIITTTTHHHHH!

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

please

seriously

(

Your watch is BACK, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)

I too had this thought...

in the middle of the night a few days ago, I rushed out of bed to create it.Then didn't have the heart to post it.'Go back to bed you silly fool' I mumbled to myself.

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:38, archived)

christ

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)

majorly bindun

how did you come up with exactly the same mixture of rhyming crap that I did?

www.b3ta.com/board/6209875

PLAGIARISM!

burn him!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)

christ

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:45, archived)

Naaah

It's entirely possible for several people to have the same idea.It happens a lot on b3ta. I made mine, then the next day thought 'I bet someone on b3ta has beat me to it' so I searched and found yours. Thats why I didn't post mine. And because its such a crap idea!

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:48, archived)

you've been sneaking into my room at night

and sucking my thoughts out with a straw

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:54, archived)

I can recommend

a tin foil beanie hat, it keeps the thoughts inside. Trust no one!

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

That reminds me of Death

From Sandman.
Wooo.

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

woooo

that series is ssupertastic!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

Burp!

Pardon.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

ooooh grainy :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

Excellent stuff!

I like it.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

good stuff

woo.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

woo and bloody yay!!

bloody i say!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

A promised,

my brainhorrors for you all to enjoy.

The original is actaully a lot scarier:

I love horses NSFW.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)

BOING!!!!!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)

Slap the fat and ride the waves

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

da da da da daaaaaaaaaaa da

da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

we're gonna do the twist
we're gonna do the twist
we're gonna do the twist and it goes like this...

/megamixes

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)

I used to love Jive Bunny

I think i once went to rotherham to see their studios.
But I may be imagining it, or remembering something i saw on Newsround

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)

*administers Nonny's dried frog pills*

do you need burping too?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)

Millenium Hand and Shrimp!

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)

Buggrit!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

sweet dreams are made of this

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

Where's Richard?

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

mummy i'm scared!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)

She reminds me of the cannibals in cannibal holocaust

but fatter.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)

Christ!

The kids! Someone save the kids!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)

now, that's a film and a half!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)

wasn't there a whole load of them?

or am I thinking zombie holocaust?
either way, you are quite correct!

(

w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)

is that Jade from Big Brother?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)

Do you know,

you're not the first person to ask that.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)

unless you are my conjoined twin

we are not a person

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)

we are

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)

You both

look mad now I've edited that typo.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)

YOUR ALL MAD

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

conjoined triplets

how rare, I wondered why my jumpers weren't fitting right

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)

move over

and stop snoring

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

Heaves slightly.

here comes lunch.
(again)

(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

*fwaps*

(Mr_SD, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:28, archived)

I KNOW HER!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:33, archived)

carnally?

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

Ha ha

That's all of teh funny.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 15:56, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)

Art in his freebie underwear!!

:D

go on father! go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on !

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)

a large, loony halibut

throwing away the shackles of oppression
(and drinking tea if possible, for posterity)

(

Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)

Cthulhu Attack!

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)

what's with the widowed full stop?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)

I'm too lazy to press space

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)

ha ha ha!!

:P

this will now be my new philosophy

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

oi nonny no

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)

Noooooo!

I said, Nonny, No!
You darn't wanna go suggestin' Cthulhu attack! It's a load of old pish!
I like your meandering ramblings on the board, but if you come round here suggestin Cthulhu Attack again I'll have you! Naaaawwww!
/Enfield Sketch

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)

the 4 penguins of the apocalypse

buying ice cream

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)

one penguin plumps for the lemon sorbet

because he likes to be different

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)

or because he's watching his weight

do they do fish icecream?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)

phish food!

*licks lips*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)

haha

yes, i love how we get an ice cream in england named after a band no-one has heard of here.

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

ooooh good point

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

(but technically that is food for the phish, not for the penguin)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

it's icecream

www.b3ta.com/board/6251825

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

A rat up a drainpipe

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)

what am I gonna do?

wait, that's not right.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)

ha ha!!

i had that in my head
but resisted the post

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

something about ipods and snakes

*runs*

(

w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)

giggle

(

jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)

IKEA nightmare

(Plastic Goldfish, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)

The band Kasabian

being chased along Blackpool promenade by giant plums. Yes, PLUMS! Plums with legs that are SENTIENT and AWARE OF THEIR OWN EXISTENCE!
And these plums want to touch Kasabian and tell them stories about the WAR! The great Plum War of 1288A.D. where Great Uncle Plum lost his life
defending the castle of Plum. And Kasabian are all like running away going "Shit! Shit! We don't want to hear these stories, we're just trying
to promote our latest album". But the PLUMS won't leave them alone, the cacophony of a thousand purple war stories echoing in their heads.

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)

ah i remember that one well

lost a shrub to that.

when's rememberance plum-day?

(

Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)

The Twelveteenth

of Neverember

We must all raise a branch for Plumkind

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)

This is all very noble....

BUT! We all know it was the Damsons that are the unsung hero of that fateful war, the plums just came in and cleaned up afterwards then took all the credit!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

oh my

that's a frightening scene!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)

if this ends in their deaths

it's got my vote

along with that twat they got to present the V footage on Ch4

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)

sandra bullock being anally fisted by a touring group of japanese businessmen

or art trying the underwear out. pip is looking through the keyhole fwapping like a maniac

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)

i've got a site for that

if you want the url press alt-del-fucksocks

(

w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)

Jihad Jack

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)

...trying to bum an

embassy

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

or any other brand of cigarette

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)

godamn wet lips!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)

cows arsed!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

can i have twos!!

twos!!

no!?!?!?

how about saves!
saves!?!?

please!

*one puffs*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

the birds!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

A Czechoslovak orphan

on mogodon, self-harming to the first Smiths album

(

dotmund .co.uk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

A horsedrawn caggiage rattling at pace through

the murky smog of Victorian London. If you like a denizen can be driving, but more impotantly there's a sled being dragged behind upon which a youthful Cliff Richard has been tied and a youthful Una Stubbs is fucking his arse with a barbed strap-on for all she is worth.

A mongoose/human hybrid can be seen masturbating in the background.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)

nah hang on

^this

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)

it was the mangoose that swung it

wasn't it

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)

half-mongoose, half-human

yeah

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)

I was with you up till the sled...

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)

it's my new technique

start with something that JJ might actually like to draw and then descend into the usual box-standard filth

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)

mongoose/human hybrid

fwapps at the suggestion

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

Golden Fanjita

riding a sexy nun

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)

MINTS!

A big bag of fucking mints, sitting on a boiler getting too warm and stinking the place out with their horrid aroma

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)

what kind of mints?

soft mints, mint mperials, polos, pacers, etc...

come on, we need to know.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

A mixture

of Murray Mints and Humbugs

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

i can see now the heat will make them slightly melty

and it will ooze sticky stuff and stink.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:31, archived)

softmints!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

Three thousand

tiny ceramic Russel Brand figurines, touching themselves and going "Ooooh, parp! Get YOU! Oooh! Pants! Spigots! Nipples"

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

In one of his two comedy voices

choose from "Frankie Howerd" or "gruff mockney"

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

it's more kenneth williams

than frankie howerd

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)

So it is

my bad

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)

Thank you b3ta

for letting me exorcise this stuff :/

and sorry: cue ris

(

jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)

*forms ris queue*

(

dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)

*joins ris queue*

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)

excuse me...

...is this the RIS queue?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)

yes,

yes it is. Please wait your turn

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)

oi mybitch!!!

did i say you were allowed an FP!?!?

EH!?!?
EH!?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

Yay! My life is complete!
/Seppukus

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)

Yoshimitsu wins!!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)

no,

yoshimitsu just commit hari-kiri.

(

Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)

this is 6 RIS or less

you have 7 there

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)

*shoves to the front*

that's why ladys' have pointier elbows!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)

sigh

say what you see.

it's utter crap. I just had to exorcise it.

(

jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)

some people on a stage with text too small to read and is too long even if it were big enough?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)

I can see barely legible text

and a play
what's the answer?

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)

oh dear

this really is going too far for something quite so shit

the lyrics read

Smile an everlasting smile A smile could bring you near to me Don't ever let me find you gone 'Cause that would bring a tear to me This world has lost it's glory Let's start a brand new story Now my love right now there'll be No other time and I can show you How my love Talk in everlasting words And dedicate them all to me And I will give you all my life I'm here if you should call to me You think that I don't even mean A single word I say It's only words, and words are all I have to take your heart away You think that I don't even mean A single word I say It's only words, and words are all I have to take

(

jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)

:-o

*gets*

(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)

like I said

TLDR

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)

I don't know what them lyrics are..

/ignoramus

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)

text=eyebum

/autocomplete

(

Your watch is BACK, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:24, archived)

chav girl, butcher, pretend old jockey, phoebe in a pinny

bad drag, chav boy, Dawn French?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)

we didn't start the fire

it's been burning
since the world was turning

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)

I'm going back to work now

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)

bye

*waves*

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)

click for big???

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)

IRS?

OH NO I ARE BEIONG TADEXEDS

SIR?
ISSRRRRR^RRRRR?!???

RIS?

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The Neville What what what, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)

I have just noted

RIS is Sir Backwards.
I shal now forever think RIS Sean Connery e.t.c

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)

e.t.c?

is this the pedant queue?

et cetera == et c. == etc. == &c

see?

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jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)

e.t.c

extremely tight cnut?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)

I know

Sir Sean is Scotch an' all, but that's not a nice thing to say about him.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)

not heard that one before.
et.c

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)

is a character made up of a stylised E and t. Et being the latin (and french) for and.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)

and check out dictionary.com link :
dictionary.reference.com/browse/e.t.c

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)

hmm

but it has merely found some acronyms and corrected your inaccuracy ...

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jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)

No:

e.t.c. = "et teh cetera"

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)

You don't get Sean Connery?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)

Well done.

Soon you will be solving the countdown conundrum in less than 10 seconds.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)

hmm

beegees and rubbish plays....

*joins RIS queue*
*leaves RIS queue*

(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)

the back of the ris queue is up there ^

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)

ha ha ha

I get this

_{_{maybe not}}

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)

i like way it's a picture

and has people in it.

(Craig [Est. 1985], Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)

it's a play on words

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jamiem, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)

OH yeah

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(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:22, archived)

i did get it :D

(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:35, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5271470.stm

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)

This is sick!

1984 anyone?

In years to come when driving a fossil fueled vehicle is frowned upon will they put solar panels on the car from bullit?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)

by then

driving will have been made illegal as it's been scientifically proven that driving causes at least one death or injury per year.
All films with cars in will be banned.
And then all films will be banned because they will remind people of other films that contained cars.

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The Neville What what what, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)

indeed.

fat-pie.com/thechildthatsmeltfunny.htm

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)

This

is great!

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Weetobix, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)

have you never been on fat-pie.com?

you've never lived sonny!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)

This ^

Dear Bastards in Charge of Editing,

Where will this all end?

Yours,
Worried of Rugby

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)

IT IS REWRITING HISTORY

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)

I'm airbrushing

you out for your viscious lies against the state.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)

oooh

it tickles!~

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)

Hahaha

The main danger of smoking is that it can make you look DANGEROUSLY COOL.
Fact of life; deny it all you like.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)

REMEBER KIDS: Don't smoke

Unless you wanna look COOL!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)

*rembers*

;)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)

Pfft!

at BOTH of the funny speelign mitsaks =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)

You may laugh

but I put the 20-odd years I spent as a slave to my nicotine addiction to these two bastards and other cartoons.

That bleedin' Nick O'Teen was the worst. Without him, I'd have never even thought about taking up smoking.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)

I read this in the paper this morning.

Stupid bloody boomerang knows nothing.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)

Oi!

Boomerang has DangerMouse on it. Don't diss Boomerang!

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)

And more Scooby-Doo

than you can meddle with.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)

does greenback still smoke cigars

though?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)

but everyone knows that smoking is cool

by making a big deal out of it, it simply makes it more cool.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)

"Whenever life gets beyond a joke, light a fag and enjoy a smoke."

That was my motto before I stupidly stopped smoking.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)

i stopped smoking because i was going to become a dad

i've now lost lots of cool points, but on the otherhand, all the ladies were flockin' around me in tescos the other day as i had the baby in her harness.

babies get you chicks, 100% FACT.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)

And vice versa

or so I've heard

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)

Braw!

since I stopped smoking I've only gained pockets full of mints and chewing gum.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)

it was watching Tom and Jerry that made me start

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)

It was my granny that made me start

one day she offered me a pan drop, and it's been mints for me since that very day.

Fetch me my tea, Ironman tetsuo!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

i've gainde the above also

plus I've become really good at hiding the fact that I smoke for eveyone.

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w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)

it like when the BBC edited all the racist stuff out of The Young Ones

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)

I can't remember that.

But then again I haven't seen the Young ones for over 20 years.

Please remind me what was in it that was racist in it.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)

ALL THE DARKIES

etc.

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)

Shirley

like Johnny Speight before them, they were being ironical.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)

"Whenever life's getting beyond a joke, burn a coloured gentleman and enjoy a smoke"

That used to be my motto until a gave up the KKK

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6251713

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)

it was when viv won the ford tippex

and the policeman jumpped out on the prize goving man, calling him a rasta chocolate dropp and accusing him of burning whiteman electriciy when he rung the door bell.

it was very funny at the time, and looking back showed the state of thatchers britain at the time.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)

And may still have

some relevance today.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)

pixellated graffitti

~~wogs out~~, but so badly done it brings more attention to it!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)

I just had a look on the Wikipedia

And it doesn't mention racism - it mentions that the episodes were originally 35 mins each and were edited for length, clearance issues meant that some of the songs were edited out and the subliminal flashes were later edited out of season 2, but nothing about racism...considering one of the people who wrote it was Ben Elton, it'd be extremely surprised to find racist jokes in there...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)

Yes: despite being a cunt

He's not a racist cunt.

Thanks to the memory jogging above, I now seem to remember jokes about the police being stupid and racist, by putting racist (but obviously stupid) words in their mouths.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:27, archived)

Aha

many thanks

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 14:43, archived)

Hello

click it for bigger

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:46, archived)

Haha!

How's the neck?

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GatheredCrustacean, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

fucked

erm, wait, no... they operated on it 12 days ago, so it's now screwed back together. So, it's just everything around it that's fucked.

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)

that's not your gin! that's MINE!

/terrys chocolate orange

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:47, archived)

Do you reckon Terry actually gets any of his chocolate oranges

before Dawn French fucks off with them?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)

haha!

lovely stuff.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

The guy in the back says:

"Whensa youra Dolmio day?"

(Party Sausage, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:48, archived)

luvverly stuff

as usual..

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:52, archived)

Arf!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)

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