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# Last one tonight

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# hooray!
top tip: why not mix Irn Bru and Lilt together to make 'Kilt'. It's disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)
# That sounds like a very good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:22, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
Way down deep in the middle of the congo,
the hippo took an apricot a guava and a mango,
he put them all together and then danced a dainty tango,
the rhino said "I know, we'll call it 'Um-Bongo!"
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)
# moop
thats class, its all about the um bongo.
(vinylwhore, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Haha!
My favourite fruity beverage as a lad...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Could've Done Better really............
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# when shit compo's collide
...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Yes
That too
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Nice pic
Say, could you be a chum and take the Republic off from there, ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# well
Indeed, sorry :)
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# I cater to whims
corrected
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Woo!
I was only messing but ta all the same!

Now do a dance and piss in your pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# I feel silly
Dang my need to please people,
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:15, archived)
# yeah
cromwell knew it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# That gobshite
Could barely crom at all, much less well
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Does it have to be a country's flag, specifically, or will any old flag do?
specifically or will any old flag do?

No doubt many better variations of this idea will follow - for the time being though g'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)
# I like that
and think it will give people more ideas than just to use a country's flag.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# You are too kind
and very sweet *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# :)
Night tolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# A change from Flags....I call it a 'Squama'
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# And a top squama it is
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)
# thank fuck it's not a flag!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)
# "Walkabout" by Jolly Jack
Still chuckling about about "Squirrel + Tits = Squits".
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)
# llirell!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] T'is nice,
But back to me.

The flag of Dubai is plain red. So it's either...

or

if your like your politics.

Both are a bit shit, but someone will give us a goodun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Squalpaca!
Ha ha, ace stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Keep away from my damn nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] My brother thought of this
and I created it

(I helped save b3ta! Koocha My Gallery is full of fun stuff, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Simple
Yet effective :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# hahahaha
*flashes new icon*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)
# :)
*cough*
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] *sniff*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)
# nice!
needs more compo!
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Oops
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Arf!
*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# hehe
had to look at the filename ... slow :)
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Oooh
I've got a new icon
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)
# i hope there is a cheery tomato one
edit/ no there isn't, and you cunts have had enough of my money to blow coke up camden pr tarts shitters ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# all icon donation money is spent on servers / bandwidth
I've been tempted to blow it on whores, believe you me
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:15, archived)
# You shouldn't have told us
We'll all want one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# *gets out of bed and runs around naked with new icon*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# But... but..
how?
Edit: Oh hang on, you do techie things with the board don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6488483

edit: If I can work it out, it ain't difficult :) (I want to stay special for another few minutes at least :P )
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# If i send dosh right this minute
will I get a new selection too?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Not a b3ta techie, no
Just go to "edit profile"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Trust me
that's the first thing I did.
I think I may only see the new ones if I donate again.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)
# hmm weird - I didn't donate again
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)
# It's Ok
I've just donated again so I will wait awhile and then start moaning again if I don't see the new icons :)
Edit: OK I see them now and erm, I don't want any.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
# pfft ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)
# I know
I felt a bit girlie and very silly when I saw them and though "naah".
I really was hoping for a nork. I was dead keen on having a nork icon.
Still, maybe next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:21, archived)
# via paypal
it should be pretty much instant
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Done
and it was. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)
# This^


GOT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# nice
who made that one?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Mystery Bob
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
 
 
 
  **INCREASE SPEED, DROP DOWN, REVERSE DIRECTION!!!!**
    /
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# hahahahahhaa
best icon & quote
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Teh ZX SPECTRUM
I've still got one of those that works!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# me too - one of every model
/sad retro geek
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# sexy
www.b3ta.com/board/6488474
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# Oh that just fucking rocks
I've still got mine but it doesn't work.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Gotta get a speccy!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Yay!
That almost makes me want to donate again.

Almost ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# ha ha
I suppose you can have one free, considering that you drew it.

Unless you really want to donate, that is?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Well I am a poor student again these days
but I'll throw 50p or so your way at some point.

[edit] Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Er, I have one
Am I supposed to be able to change it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# check your "update my profile" link
did you do a subscriptions donation thing?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# I didn't, no - I just changed my icon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:09, archived)
# yaay!
what others will there be?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# read the front page
b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Is there possibly a bug?
www.b3ta.com/board/6488530

(Not that I'm complaining!)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
# it's not a bug
for some reason your account is marked as "subscription"

As you've told me you're not a subscriber, I've changed it.

But in the spirit of good will, you can keep this icon :)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)
# well I *am* a subscriber, but I didn't re-donate to get a new icon :/
/confused
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:20, archived)
# ZIPPY!
*DONATIFIES IT HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry] And another...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:52, archived)
# hehehe
Wot no country?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Ho Ho!
groan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Why am I RISing so hard tonight?
(Glomp Fuck, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:55, archived)
# ^this
also: I got my Sick Jokes Book through today! HOORAH!
Thankyou Trebor! b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)
# It's
an agehistorical thing
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Haha no need for the strikeout
Bloody old fogies.

/Youth blog
(Glomp Fuck, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)
# Be careful!
You might get a clip round the ear, you young whippersnapper.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] last one for tonight


'nights all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Night 'stan
nice work as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# "as always"!!

You flatter me with your comments. : )
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)
# careful, flattery can be linked to imitation
he's an identity thief!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Hoorah
for starry cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)
# and the weather forecast for new zealand tomorrow
is warm, sticky rain
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] United Newbiedom of Great B3ta


Quick, dirty and probably bindun. Sue me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cloudane, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)
# *sues*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Ha ha
tis good
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Hoho!
like the country name.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# The image isn't loading for me?
;-)
(Glomp Fuck, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Putting the H into that bit that sticks out near Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# LOL
:)
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha
great!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Woo!
or in Whalsh, woooOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOooooOOOooooOOO
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Oh FFS!!
I have only just got that!!!

I've even been saying it's whale!!!

/Der Ber blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:53, archived)
# near manchester?
near manchester?
fuck off, liverpool's closer (unfortunately) stop bringing that scumhole into things
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# compo it
ninja
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Quick as a flash!
I thought I was going to be berated for laziness, thanks everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# oh yes.
you've raised the bar there, i think!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)
# That
is really quite wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# that's very good
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Winner
On day one as well.

fluffy yay woo.

Excellent mind thinking imagery.

Houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Brilliant
Yoo and way
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# That am extremely
clever and woo. Have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# fantastic thinking
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# And Panowi
But I can't spell it.

You could sell posters of this sir, it's fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# haha!
took me a while!
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# I still don't get it
I am very slow this morning.

EDIT: I get it now. Its sort of clever, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:37, archived)
# I still haven't got it...
I'm retarded. Help.
(Speccy, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Which...
...country's flag is a yellow cross on a blue background?

What company from that country is famous for products which require allen keys?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# ooh
very good :)
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Now that
is clever...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Oh very good
Almost has an Escher quality to it. *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! Cloudane, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)
# class!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Ha!
Best one I've seen so far. You should show it to the company...

Edit: and a well-deserved fp :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha
what's the best way not to get screwed over?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Easy
forget to include the screws :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:04, archived)
# badum
tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:10, archived)
# i should probably say RIS.
because i'm RISing the shit out of this picture.
unless allen wrenches have a different name in england that i don't know of that has something to do with sweden.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Ikea
(MNNNNGGH, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:13, archived)
# ...
??
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:15, archived)
# They make flat-pack furniture
that you usually have to put together with an allen key
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)
# oh ok.
i've never gotten anything from ikea.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:27, archived)
# and
wrench?
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# they're called allen wrenches or allen keys here.
more often wrenches.
i didn't make it up.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Good god
Folk will fellate anything on here if they think it's clever (even when it isn't). I've been a member of here for four years or so, but that's by far the crappiest front page image.

I got what it was. "Ha, yes, they make furniture."

Good christ this sites standards have dropped.
(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:39, archived)
# must be
because you have stopped posting all your brilliant pictures

Woo to the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# cocky cocky
cock cock
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Well I am exceedingly sorry
for offending you. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 3 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Allen wrenches?
Wtf?!11101!LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6492295
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 3 Nov 2006, 19:29, archived)
# THIS.
w/y/h/p
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)
# genius.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 1:23, archived)
# OMFG!
i get it!
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:17, archived)
# Two seconds
of 'why is that on the FP?'...
cue maniacal chuckling - awesome!
(Griffit, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 3:31, archived)
# new contest, please.
this one has its champion.

excellent work, fishcat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 5:19, archived)
# very good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 7:36, archived)
# That took me far too long
med tanke på att jag är svensk...

Wöö!
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Wööö för fan broder!
(I helped save b3ta! Bananiel, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# It took me such a long while to 'get it'
but now I'm on the right track, that deserves

(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Now THAT is clever,
superb stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Oo!
Clevar.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha
I want a spunk chair to go with my Smeg fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# :) ingenious
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Perfection.
and thank you Sick Boy, or I would've been puzzling over giant Escher fries all day.
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:02, archived)
# excellent!
(dognutz, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# love that
subtle and clever...plus a bit freaky. I just so happen to have 2 allen keys on my desk here after building some ikea chairs yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# i see what you did there
...awesome
(MackanZoor, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# of course
it's all made in China these days
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 7:48, archived)
# arrrr it burrrnns
Just. Don't. Get. It.

Ikea. It has ikea colours. It's two Allen keys, which Ikea give out with their furniture. Is that it? What am I missng?
(chucken, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# vexillology
Never was any good at vexillology. Ok, get it now. Interesting, but not as amazing as everyone seems to think IMHO!
(chucken, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# a union jack for all the pakis, wogs and chinks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
# that coulfnt be more racist if it tried
two thumbs fresh!!!


*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
# on that note goodnight b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# it's goodnight from him
and it's goodnight from me.

goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# i think i'll retire to bed also.
fucking knackered from actually working today.
g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# my word that simultaniously offened me and made me laugh out loud.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# are you a pakis, wogs and chinks
?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# it offended my sense of an intergrated UK
as does the veil and crop tops.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# im glad you said UK and not "Britian"
because most of the people here are not british..
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# how the fuck did they expect a flag comp not to be racist
good god
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# have richard branson setting alight the union flag
the stamping on it.

then smearing his face with shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# i've got tea on my keyboard
and coming out my nose cos of you hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Gosh
That's so racially aware and sensitive!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Oh nooooooes
Oh Dear God a "pffnrt" came out of my nose. Wrong WRONG
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# humm..
is it just funny because it's racist?
I don't think I get this.. ho hum.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# it's not funny at all
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Ouch
Shouldn't laugh but... hahahaha *clicks and sends to Daily Mail*
(I helped save b3ta! Cloudane, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:51, archived)
# "IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD"
(Glomp Fuck, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:07, archived)
# but there ain't no black
in your union jack
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Haha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# hehe woo!
clickity
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
#
haha, nicely
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaa
ace! Well done! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] goes off for a smoke


/edit compo'd, ta.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# I WANT TO JOIN THE COUNTRY THAT HAS THAT FLAG
also

COMPO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
WINNER for most original!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Seeing that you didn't compo it
It took me a while.
WOO and please compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
# this^
I didn't get it at all until it was compo'ed
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Took me far too long...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
this challenge is going to get old fast.
mostly thanks to me.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Be careful
there are a lot of oversensitive cunts who tried to bitch me off of the board last time I posted something like this.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# not me
I don't even get it
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# but who cares about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# humm.. well.. too late now
I'm sure most people here are smart enough to figure it's a joke and not just casual racism.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# pfffttttttttttttttttttttt
merkins are so over sensitive about their flag burning, i'd be more worried about all the dead troops that are coming home in body bags.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# I'm sure he can handle himself, Mother Teresa
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# They can burn as many
virtual Union Jacks as they want in retaliation. They have my permission.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] cant be arsed with this compo
its going to die fast so heres my contribution



the new british flag

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# New?
They've used that one since the late 80s.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Dont want to start a new thread..
The Japanese will probably be the first to have an animated flag.

(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Should do
Compo it etc

It looks like it's loading... can't wait to see the hentai when at the end of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Cloudane, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# haha
you're right
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# i should probably do this myself instead of telling you what to do.
but maybe it should rise and set.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty and obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Brazil.
 
Bullet holes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)
# I'd been expecting
a wax for this flag...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# I started doing that!
but though it'd be too much,
then did the Thailnd tsunami one.
(Oh the irony!)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# You've got better taste than I
...maybe. [/;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# ouch, baby
very ouch
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Thank you for saying so
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] just a few more countries and then



* we'll all be completely goatse'd *
(I helped save b3ta! No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Have you seen what that does when you scroll with your mouse wheel?
Weeeeee! Grooooovy!
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# freaky!
edit : works best the further back you are
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# trippy!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# You do know
that the stars on the European flag are not supposed to represent the number of countries?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# it was more the sentiment
(I helped save b3ta! No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# They were origionally...
...but then they stopped adding them.
(WonkoTheSane, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# oh yes
b3ta.com/board/6488347
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# i see goatse.
i am worried for my mental wellbeing.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# mission accomplished sir!
*salutes with the company cdc*


(I helped save b3ta! No more Mr NiceGuy If you havent got a bag scoop it up with your hand, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The Isamic Republic of Iran
bindun?
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
# burn her
she is wearing western make-up
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Maybe she just
rubbed her eyes after picking up the charred remains of her exploded husband.
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)
# burn her for touching the fouled flesh
she is unclean.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Dear god that's wrong
*Laughs like an eejit*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# oh
I get it.

another entry falls into the "smart but slightly xenophobic" category
edit: *clicks "i like this"
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# this WHOOOLE compo falls into that catagory, shirley...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Do you really think,
that a compo to do with national flags will be anything but dodgy?
(Bumsmells, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Hadn't thought about it really
slightly too drunk to think things through
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)

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