b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 29009 (Older | Newer)

# NOEL
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# L is for Labout
L is for Lice

/fast show

tr
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# L is for Labout
L is for lice

Was from the Harry Enfield and Chums show

/Pedant blog
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# L is for labour. what the fek is labout
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# back from the pub
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# i wanted to stay out but people were being gay
by being gfay, I mean not wanting to stay out
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# what a big pile of gay
(or gfay i guess)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:46, archived)
# oops sorry about spelling
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# big pile of gay?
*reminisces*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# YO DAVE! hows it going?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# *makes*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:58, archived)
# !
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# ~
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:47, archived)
# ß
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# ich heiße Gareth
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# ich habe
Hunger Hunger Hunger
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# habe
Hunger Hunger Hunger
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:53, archived)
# habe
Hunger Hunger Hunger
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:54, archived)
# habe
Durst
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:55, archived)
# meine liebste essen ist.....kebabks/
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Wo ist die Cola, Cola, Cola
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Ich bin hungrig
actually
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# oh yeah?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# *fears*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# He turned on our Christmas lights.
I did not attend.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:57, archived)
# in your house?
wow
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:01, archived)
# He only live around the corner and he used to drink in my local.
He still drinks there, hence it is no longer my local.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Haaaa
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Let's have your ideas please because it's...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# broken falcon?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# well
all's working here sofar :P
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# SQUIIRELS WITH TIT BITS
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# an octopus flashing
to a gaggle of delighted, slightly drunk sea otters!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# disco werewolf ATTACK
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
# the lonely teddy collection
of the soon to be departed Mr Hussein
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Aww
That's so sad. :,(
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# General Mark Clark
taking his aardvark to the park to chew bark while he chats with nannies about a lark with a shark in the Ozarks.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# listening to...
hawkwind's master of the universe laying on a beach under the pounding sun out of my head from the heat as waves of coruscating light radiate out from my body circling the globe and stabbing the heart of the universe fountains of radiance dance above my hands and the beat pounds out to envelope the world until everyone can hear it and know that i'm listening to...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Gorilla Tictacs?
sorry ...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:52, archived)
# A hippo.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# floralies font AND a hippo!
woo
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
# You love it
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# The four whores of the apocalypse

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# a pangolin trying to reach a kumquat that is on the highest branch of a tree
it's really quite hight and he had got a table and put a chair on it to gain extra height to reach it.

there may or mayne be additional objects on top of the chair to help him, things like a phone book, a beach ball, some empty tins of monkey beer, you kow the sort of thing, it all like like a rather dangerous game of jenga and could topple at any minute.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I LOVE THIS COMPO
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Yaaaay, drunk muggles
*gets comfy*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# LOL,
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)
# hahahahahaah that cat is ace
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Bindun.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Keen as mustard
or mean as custard?

Edit/ this was looking better in my head.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Looks fine to me :)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# CUSTARD
CUUUUUSTAAARDDDDDD
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# pretty good, pretty good
now animate your last QOTW answer!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# When I shot my sister?
Oh I couldn't. could I?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:09, archived)
# fucking hell thats scary!@
sorry for spelling ive just come back from teh pub
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# the custard is mean,
not sure the mustard is keen!

cool animation!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# shit i just had a flashback to the orville the duck show
"Orville is green,
Cuddles is mean"
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# crotchety as creme anglais
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Ha Ha!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Woot!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Lets have a woot-off!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# woo
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# i really like this little dude
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Heh
cute as :)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Yay!
Tooooooo cute
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# ski
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# woo and yay
for a 360 Flidflip!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# Hee hee, lovely
I very much like the cake too.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# lovelyness.
woo and yay
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:43, archived)
# thats lovely
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# The secret* location of internet trolls

*well, not very secret, obviously
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Hhahahaha
This ROCKS!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:37, archived)
# grassy trollage!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:37, archived)
# you talented bastard :)
*lciks*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha
The "post it" is the icing on that cake. Genius.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)
# awww
but those trolls look quite cute!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)
# arf! and...
you don't have to be gay to get aids

but it helps.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha
ace!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)
# top stuff indeed!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# Heh, great concept well executed, as ever
*licks*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# bless their cotton socks
*clicky*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# woo!
And top hummus!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# excellent
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha, the mystery is solved
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Awesome
Woo Yay!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# According to the song....
...I believe there has to be a pig involved somewhere.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The Holiday Snap


(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:32, archived)
# woo

edit: fuck me i was fat there
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Yes, you were.
Is that Drunkenoaf?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:46, archived)
# I'm a bit taller
than the both of them.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# haha nigra
SHOOP DE WHOOP!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# whassup nigra?
Seeing as it's you:
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# YAY
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:45, archived)
# That's Troodos mountains AICMFP
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# you still are, hence the term "fat cunt"
:)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)
# i've had a wee here:
in a cardinal compass direction

I also used to live by Bell End in Worcestershire, but signs never last long.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# I've driven through Wyre Piddle many-a-time
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# I still have to find that place.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# I WAS THERE A FEW MONTHS AGO!
In Cornwall?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:16, archived)
# Gold-D-Locks?
*groan*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)
# And the
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Hey dude...
thats fuckin nasty that is!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:25, archived)
# I wouldn't know
How do you?:P

'ning matey
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:26, archived)
# how ya doing?
no further comment on yr puff pic!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:27, archived)
# PHWOAR
*goes moist*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:50, archived)
# i don't get it
;)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:28, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# I love this!
(quiet woosical yay)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Oh, I say!
That is rather choice, what?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:03, archived)
# The porridge awaits


Edit/ Oops I've broken me bandwidth
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# goldie bear and the three locks,
AICMFP

[EDIT: *checks filename* *feels dim*]
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)
# noice
took me a few seconds, but noice
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)
# I thought it twas
padlocks:P
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!
The puns, the puns they hurt!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Strictly
is the spoonerisms but the pain is the same.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Strictly
I Rissed it.

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# No it isn't
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Was he dissing
The Rev. Spooner?! :O
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)
# BoldieGear?
No it bloody isn't.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Gay pride
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:02, archived)
# survival of the fittest?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)
# damn straight!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Well, one pink lion
in an otherwise normal looking pride.

I guess it might cheer them up?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)
# arrrrr!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Slow day.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:57, archived)
#
.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)
# needs more throbbing cockballs action
:D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:59, archived)
# we all need more throbbing cockballs action

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Actually,
I don't know that I do.

I'm going for a jacuzzi.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)
# that would be an ideal solution
had I a jacuzzi
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:03, archived)
# same here
I'm going to do something else

'night all
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Wank?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)
# possibly
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Enjoy.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# ta!
;)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# *goes for aforementioned bath*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)
# Puts 2+2 together.
That'll make bubbles.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)
# *fears*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)
# Well,
it's a bath with water jets and a pump.

No bubbles though.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)
# yes
/throbbing cockballs blog
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:03, archived)
# needs more panda
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)
# needs more magenta
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Is he having a sneezing fit?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)
# meanwhile, on the Death Egg...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:53, archived)
# that actually
makes sense
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:57, archived)
# That's rather good.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:59, archived)
# hmm it's redexing for me

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Weebl coloured it in wrong on his video

Pandas are the cucumbers enemy? Yes they rape them with their meaty, jizzing panda cocks,as depicted.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# SUPER MEATY JIZZ PANDA COCKS!
RESIST CUCUMBERS! YOU WILL FIGHT VALIANTLY UNTIL SUCCESS IS EVIDENT AND DEFEAT A PANDAS!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffft!
the funniest thing I have read all day :D

thankee
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:48, archived)
# :D
\o/
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:57, archived)
# we're taking a bus down to bognor regis!!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)
# I hope it doesn't burst into flames
make sure you bring a thermos of soup
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)
# It's all vicious lies and you know it
pandas don't have cocks
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:50, archived)
# That's not a cock?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:59, archived)
# hardly
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Haldry
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)
# yeah
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Ninjaing sod.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)
# not the obvious gag

not entirely happy with how the whale came out (it's difficult imagining what a one-dimensional whale will look like
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Hahaha
don't be unhappy... it made me laugh like a laughing thing
this is good :)
EDIT: oh, and extra points for resisting the lure of the magenta side ;)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:31, archived)
# it was difficult to resist the cock
*sniggers*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Haha

I bet you say that to all the rent boys
;)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)
# and your da...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Nah...
he had the op last week. I thought you would have know, being one of his best customers
;)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# not going to start a new thread for this one but in the news:
Golfing Grandmother of Two makes Hole-in-One
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)
# That's no moon,
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Did she
head putt him?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)
# link to story?
could be my mother
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Yay for vectors
As mentioned yesterday, this one of me is my second vector picture. I'm enjoying this pen tool lark. And since I threw the mouse at the wall, it's worked much better.


orig
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:21, archived)
# i can't vector people for toffee
good job there's people out there like you who can
a good second attempt and i like it
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)
# well done
i am absolutely shit at this kind of stuff but from what i've seen of other peoples this is a pretty good effort. *pats back*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Posing in pink?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# well if you really want to know
posing for pink sock actually.
so i can watch you parents mutually masturbate over webcam.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# My wife and I?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)
# yes...
yes...sorry...easily confusable. i think it was the wrinkles around her crotch area that do it.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Oh lordy!
*spluffs*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)
# oh dear
i thought the pic of the bald man from yesterday was you ...oopsy my bad
lovely pic =)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Lol.
I shall tell psausage76 that he is bald. Oh wait, I do every day. Muahaha.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Super!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# that's you?
well done.
I vectored myself for my second ever vector too.
The detail on the hair and tights must have been a bugger?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
#
It was more time consuming than anything, once I'd worked out a way to do it.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:35, archived)
# well nice one anyway
Here's mine if you're interested. Did you have a tutorial or anything? I didn't.. I think I could do with one.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)
# I did a quick tut on the pen tool to understand its workings,
and then I read over a little tut about vector images, but mostly I just went and got my own images and played about.

This has the tutorial links in.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Thanks,
don't really like that lady's style you linked me to tho, too much detail for me :)
I'll stick to my badly drawn vectors for now..
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Woof yer kipper!
I tried following a vector tutorial once...
the results had to be destroyed for the sake of humanity :|
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:34, archived)
# You too?
Mine ended up looking like some hideously deformed clown.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Oh no
that's not a touch on mine
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)
# well done
good stuff
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Nice work.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Woo
This is great. You're improving a lot quicker than I am. Glad to hear you're getting to grips with the pen tool!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)
# I bought a graphice tablet yesterday!


I'm quite liking it so far..
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:29, archived)
# oooohhhhh
i like this!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Where's the CDC?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Doh...
Broke the first rule of b3ta!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:32, archived)
# ohhh
nice
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:32, archived)
#
How much did that set you back?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:33, archived)
# £35
Wacom volito 2....from Amazon. Its small but really easy to use
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:34, archived)
# I have this one.
If you're not tracing pictures it's fine.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:35, archived)
# ^
I also have this, but mine was bought for me :D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Cool
Is that like a graphics tablet?:P
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:33, archived)
# needs three hairs
on every bollock

('snice though)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:46, archived)
# You did a good thing :)
Woo & Yay etc.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)
# cor!
reminds me of the puppet master from 'ghost in the shell'
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Yay for you!



I just got one, too!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:20, archived)
# *grinds teeth in frustration*
Noooo the pubic hairs HAVE to be black mnnghh mnghhh meh oh shit the red mist
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] macca's prenup
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Wasn't really worth the effort, was it
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Back to the talk board with yer' nasty biscuits.
I like it.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:03, archived)
# WOO! YAY!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I love this & worryingly I think I may love you
:|
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:55, archived)
# worryingly
I think I love you
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:24, archived)
# That's not worrying...
you should be deeply afeared :|

EDIT: why can't someone add a spellcheck to this thing?
There are posters (like meself) who are utter idiots you know!!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)
# spulchuyk?
I'm not afraid, I'm about to get some tea and biccies
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
# It's better than anything I've seen you do.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:04, archived)
# Go and read your sticky copies of the Daily Sport
until you get a life.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Handbags!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:10, archived)
# At
dawn.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:14, archived)
# x
I don't need to read the Daily Sport. Your Mum is on the way round to shit on my face.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Best. Come back. Evar!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:15, archived)
# That would be more cutting if there was any reason to believe I'd ever read the Daily Sport
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Am I missing something,
or are you just being an arse?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:34, archived)
# arse-wipe
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# USA!
what even better than this?

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:10, archived)
# That's
strangely Dad's Army!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:36, archived)
# haha
"Who do you think you are kidding mr hitler"
:D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)
# I like that
yes
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:39, archived)
# .
not really
(again much like your mum)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:06, archived)
# if it was not for the bandwagon
that pic would be quite woo

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:04, archived)
# this
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA
I'd pay to see that!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:10, archived)
# >>>>
the girraffe?
www.b3ta.com/board/6551186 there u go,
please send payment to PO BOX ..... erm yea hey look a girraffe
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:13, archived)
# No
That's a load of wank:P
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:15, archived)
# well
what then? Daddy or chips?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Daddy chips
fries with a stiffy!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:22, archived)
# do you want
ketchup or mayonnaise with that?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:24, archived)
# No
Man tartar! Saucy yet fishy.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:35, archived)
# well
I'll call the take away now then *phones physcotherapist*
Hello, I'd like to book a room for 1 please
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Yeah from what I've heard
You just did the opposite from making any phychotherapist 'shrink':P
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)
# well
she did ask me to take "the" out
edit : out of physcotherapist?.... oh n/m
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)
# hmm..
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# reminds me of
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:04, archived)
# fuck me
how long till this compo is over?

(nice anim tho. I like the mouth =] )
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:17, archived)
# ..
you got a preddy mouth boy, now squeel like a pig wheeeeeeeeeeeat
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:22, archived)
# .
I like the mouth? Is that a sexual preference?
(thanks)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:24, archived)
# haha
Yea baby yea!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Only the four days!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Shitting hell...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:02, archived)
# *wanks hard*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

CFB
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# HAHAHA
fuck I just spat with laugher :(

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Shat?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# ner?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# 's Bassoon?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Clint
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Boon
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# on his county bassoon
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# playing a tune in the light of the moon
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# as the evening sun goes dow-wow-wow-wown

/off to see The Bootleg Beatles as The Bootleg Mark Chapman
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:54, archived)
# christ I thought it was that chap out of Pascoe.. or whatever it`s called
he gives me the creeps
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# bassoon
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Swig.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# BASSOON
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# I liek his wee message bottle.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# at
noon on the 5th of june
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:23, archived)
# I need a banner which says
something along the lines of 'Sale on all 2006 bikes, phone for details of pop into the shop' but not necessarily that wording.

Fancy doing something so that I can not do it and watch top cat instead? I'll not call you ginger for 3 days.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:51, archived)
# What?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# I need a banner which says
something along the lines of 'Sale on all 2006 bikes, phone for details of pop into the shop' but not necessarily that wording.

Fancy doing something so that I can not do it and watch Top Cat instead? I'll not call you ginger for 3 days.

It's to go here instead of the text: www.sidwellcycles.co.uk
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Hang on, are you Manley?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Yes.
*makes no reference to the fact that someone might be ginger*

[EDIT: I wasn't going to pay you, I'm just idle.]
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Oh,
I'll do some if you pay me millions.

When for?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:59, archived)
# See edit.
I have already been paid for this in cranks, so I really have to do it myself.

[EDIT: Or get the kids to do it?]
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:59, archived)
# keep this juvenile pillo... oh
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Ive just had a look
at the ones I did for you the last time, 15 of the fuckers and you didnt like any of them, hahaha.

Im sure you can manage :)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:02, archived)
# I know, I'm a cunt.
The final one is here: www.routeswap.com

We are selling it now anyway.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:34, archived)
# ZOMG I've been in your shop
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Are you in Exeter?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Detective Lucerne?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# OK I`m desperate now
fancy going to see David Essex next Sunday evening?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# this is the sound .... ..... ..... of silence
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:57, archived)
# i think
i'm free
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:57, archived)
# you tease!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Helloes sir
Where you been?
I made a special compo entry just for you :)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# you`ll have to link me up
cos I`m LAZY :)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# he's been hiding under a cock
I mean rock.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# UHHH SHANNY LIKE!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:54, archived)
# ooops
would have helped if I'd add the link
www.b3ta.com/board/6545189
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAA
top anim!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Hehe
I thought you'd like it ;)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:05, archived)
# cunt
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:01, archived)
# http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/631/smell2pv5.gif
:p
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:03, archived)
# hahahahahah microcock
woo - very nicely
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Oh now that's nicely done
Woo
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
BEST
MACCA

EVAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Is that the fabled asparagus Mr. Floppy?!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Go on... en280px-ify it.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Nicely shopped
:)
and nings
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# that's top stuff
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# hehehe!
best yet!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top flippin' shop! Still not sure about the bandwagon-ness though...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
;)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
That is brilliant.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)
# ha ha
brilliant
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:36, archived)
# very possibly
the best thing ever
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:55, archived)
# that's beyond funny
and somewhere out the other side
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Awesome! Top FP matey
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# oh my!
lol-tastic
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)
# not even pretending to be sorry

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Ah the old ones are the oldest
You better see sharp or you'll be flat:P
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# *Looks for Morris*
Incidentally, that's a quarry.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# no it's not
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# it's
a piano
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Tis no quarry of yours!
MINE all MINE!

You are the pits:D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Certainly looks like an oolite quarry to me.
Why do you think it is a mine?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# it said here
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Ah!
It's a test mine - that is a fake mine where they have just dug it out for training purposes - that's why it looks like a quarry. They aren't mining anything there, just extracting stone for training.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:37, archived)
# cool
learn something new etc.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Puns!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:52, archived)
# puns?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Nice.
Erm yes, a pimp and some of his hose, see?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:54, archived)
# a
pimp his hose and a big nose dressed as elton john
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:00, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds