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Righto, apologies for reap oast an' all that

But I wanna make a silly thingy involving animals with rhyming accessories. So I have shrews in shoes and have thought of
Pigs in wigs
dogs in clogs
kittens in mittens
Goats in boats
erm.

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:32, archived)

resposts in existing threads...

damn, that doesnt rhyme...

'ning all

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:32, archived)

Thrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

*repeats*

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)

Kanagroos in shoes
Snakes in Lakes
Humpbacks in slacks
etc etc

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)

Yay

that's the sprocket!
Particularly like snakes in lakes.

Edit/ 'ning yerself

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)

Hammerheads on jam and breads?

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nick the greek, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)

Cats in hats...

asses in glasses?

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Araucaria is such a tit, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)

asses in glasses?

Heh, love it

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)

Horses in the forces

Cats in hats
Giraffes having a laugh

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in vino veritas, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)

Eggs with legs

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in vino veritas, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)

Beef with teeth

Pork with a stalk
Grouse with a house

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)

Aardvarks with Karl Marx (books)

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)

haha

love it ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)

winnah!

Well done, that's on the list

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)

mice in ice

sloths in broth
elephants in pants (i'm struggling to be honest)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)

Duck Billed Platypuses in

erm
hang on..
nothing to see here.. move on

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:37, archived)

Umpar Lumpars (sp?)

in jumpers.
Edit: Oops forgot to edit my post. Sorry.
Edit2: Ants in pants
Edit3: Llamas in pyjamas
Edit4: Flies with ties

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)

crocks on the rocks

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:37, archived)

clothes/accessories

Crocs in socks?
Ooh ooh, crocs in frocks!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)

Apes in Capes

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Araucaria is such a tit, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)

Good one

Ithang Kew

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)

pleasure

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Araucaria is such a tit, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)

flies in pies (pork pie hats that is)

'ning to all too

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)

Rabbits

in habits

/half-time blog

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)

Rabbits in habits

Soopah!

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)

Skunks in trunks!

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)

YES!

Magic

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)

a Sturgeon surgeon!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)

i know i know

impale a snail

edit: ocelot in a teapot

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)

Ocelot, haha

also,
stoats in coats
snails in veils
bats in cravats
snakes on a plane... no... wait...

mazzmatazz (forgot to log psausage out)

(psausage76, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)

...

Rabbits with habits?
Doves with gloves?

(Sneakerdoodle "Have a cup of tea and toss yourself off", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)

furs with spurs

bears with spears

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)

ellies in wellies

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)

Yes

yes yes yes!

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)

Mustard time

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:30, archived)

*raises an eyebrow*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:33, archived)

Roger Moore!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)

^~~raises~~ shaves an eyebrow^

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:35, archived)

Hah

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)

could you not ahave rationed yourself?

or posted these in one thread?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:30, archived)

ahahah

QUALA TEA MIN... that is ACEIK

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:30, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)

COR!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)

Sexy exploding giant muffins time!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)

hehehe!

that's ace!

(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:37, archived)

That made me go wah in an internet cafe

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in vino veritas, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:37, archived)

hehe

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)

that am

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darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:39, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)

blimey they're immense...

...alas they're also not real.

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darth munki is flipping livid, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)

Not real?

*drat*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:09, archived)

o_0

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)

Well that sure ain't

Keira Knightly!

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Ratsta, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)

fantastic!

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)

HA HA HA

thats funny because its true

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)

EEP!

hahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)

very good indeed

wow, woo and ooo

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)

hahaha woo

this am great

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)

gahhhh!

braw licht nicht

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:46, archived)

holy shit!

that would give me the fear!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)

PEPPERS!

Yay.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)

I don't think there is enough Peppers on the board recently

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)

HOLY FUCK!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)

superb!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)

hahahahaha

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)

one of the best ever!

woo!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)

ahahaha!

superb indeed

(william_shatner, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

what's the video source?

(qdamik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)

THAT

is one of the best things i've seen i a while...
induced lol there...

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)

Reap Hosed !

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)

Are you

the man now, dog?

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:40, archived)

Great, but Bindun though

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)

Ha ha!

Is that from 'Prince of Darkness' by John Carpenter? Been ages since I've seen it.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

i'm not sure to be honest!

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mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 7:26, archived)

holy shit!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 2:04, archived)

POST AN ALCOHOLIC photo comp

heres my entry .. this is a wino

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:28, archived)

yay for quivering lips!

he may not be an alcy but his "acting" drives me to drink!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)

artistic representation

of BRuce WIllis at a German Youth DIsko

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:26, archived)

Sorry

for how ridiculously old this theme is, but:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

*Hopes it's not been done*

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)

if only they had that option

woo

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)

you know the nazi's will bum you

nice idea but lacking optimisation
edit i'm not being a cunt but i watched that load (even on 24mb SDSL broadbaeans it's slow)

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)

I really do suck at photoshop, but I'm trying at least.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

top effort like i said

it's just some re on capped broadbeans or dailup, and them few kb's can push them over their limits (i remember my bt fiasco)

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)

didn't mean to sound if I was snapping. Sorry for the confusion.

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CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:24, archived)

no i was trying to be fluffeh

so you dont get nazi moaned
*hugs*

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:25, archived)

when you saved it, you should have been gven a dialogue

asking about compression
if not, try 'save as'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)

"save for web"

not "save as"

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)

not in my ancient version...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)

I'm on spudshop 7.0

I didn't know earlier versions didn't have "save for web".

how Web 0.1

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)

arf

my leg is currently getting very hot from my dell laptop battery

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

my battery has asploded

unfortunately it isn't one i can get replaced for free.

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sudo is bored, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)

i need that option on my camera battery too.

damnit

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)

Use the "save for web" option

in the file menu and select something that looks half reasonable. Never select "Jpeg, giant sized, nazi provoking image"
Oh yes, hah! Like it

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)

*screams*

Captain! She canny tek anymore! The internets are at full capacity!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)

Jeebus!

How did you manage to make a tiny jpeg with so few colours so frickin' huge!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:41, archived)

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)

Unshopped

I took this a couple of hours ago.
I asked for a pint of it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)

it is of course meant to say weed

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)

*pokes*

'ello you.

Long time . . .
Where you been?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)

'tis indeed

I was stranded in the midland wilderness for spring and summer

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

Hahahaha!

Excellent!

Spar. Number 1 for number 1.
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)

Mmm, frothy!

*Orders a pint of piss*

EDIT: *And an urn of urine*

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)

Hahaha

cup of wee it is, lady!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

arf

also that painting of what looks like the snap crackle and pop characters is clearly not a fire extinguisher, if anything putting that on a fire would make the situation worse

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:09, archived)

By jove

you're right!
I will notify the manager pronto.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)

Bin dun?

Probably not, as it's rubbish.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:02, archived)

my face/tits/hair/dog/mailman/mum/dad/suspension bridge/lobster

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:10, archived)

haha

I likes this

(ZOMFG! LOLLER ROFLCOPTOR LMAO etc, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)

yeh

but more seamy (thought not much)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:30, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:02, archived)

nice fontage!

(is that the right term!)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)

it's been 'pootled' :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:10, archived)

not ashamed to say

i had to look that up
/enlightened but still confused blog!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:13, archived)

if only the b3ta dictionary was still online :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:16, archived)

Where does the time go?

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:29, archived)

That is very nicely done.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)

I dont know why but

chocolate pudding is all I can think of now

edit : noyice!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)

apart from the

drawn on beard

but its better than my real beard

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)

haha

yes... it is

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)

dont you think it looks a bit like a merkin ?

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< you, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)

Hurumph

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)

if i did that backwards

would my hair grow back ?

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< you, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:34, archived)

mine didn't

but its got to be worth a shot

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)

didnt work im still

a slap head :-(

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< you, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)

haha cool

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)

like it!

nearly as much as the brains trust!

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:46, archived)

cryptic

who you?

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)

aha

that would be telling (although a little obvious really). It's a real shame there isn't an archive of the best stuff.

No posts on 'our' little board for over a year last time I checked!

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:51, archived)

I Know

outlived by GWB

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:54, archived)

eh?

what has the guild of wedding photographers got to do with it?

.

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)

Well, that narrows it down

you weren't there for the start when we were just a moan about George Bush group

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:00, archived)

Only joined about 18 months before it died I think.

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)

on of "those" :-)

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)

NO!

I take offence - certainly not one of the last gasp of "recruit any shite writer because Robert can't hack it as an editor, as he only finds his own stuff funny"

I joined just before that lot!

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)

question is

do you still keep in touch with any other 'real' identities?

I'd be interested in tracking down 'Melbury' - thought he was dead funny.

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)

vaguely

Boss man still runs the spontaneity shop, various others are around

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)

coolness!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)

Its what for life?

Altogether now... pedant, pedant, pedant-pedant-pedant-pedant-pedaaaaant...

/Pink Panther

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)

??

?????

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alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)

y'know those face things you got as a kid

with the iron filing hair/beard (etc) that you could move around with a magnet. This^

and woo obviously

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:02, archived)

you are OLD

AICMFP

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)

back in my day young'uns showed more respect

*shuffles off mumbling*

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)

do you pre-date

scalextric?

I mean, playing with magnets! that is like reaallly oold

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:10, archived)

nothing predates scalextric its what the black monolith represents in 2001: a space oddessey, you know

except maybe dennis nordon

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:15, archived)

damn

I thought that was Bruce Forsyth

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)

i miss my scalextrix

and now its called SCX - got the Bathurst kit for xmas in 74!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:15, archived)

SCX is the german competitor. Scalextric is still going strong and is now digital meaning you can race up to six cars on two lanes all at once and overtake

SHIT! - geek alert geek alert

.

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)

shit

they dont sell Scalextric here then - crap and bugger
- my son wants it for xmas, i was under the impression it had been revamped as SCX
thanks for the heads up!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:25, archived)

try this

www.digitalslotcar.co.uk/

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:28, archived)

DROOOOL + + !

holy crap - i know what i want from santa!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:33, archived)

www.hobbyco.com.au/product_groups/show_items.php?grp=675&sid=

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nick the greek, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)

yay and woo because its true

and damn thats PFG!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)

A nice card idea for Valentine's day...

(ringadingadong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:15, archived)

can we do our own quotes?

"Well I say it goes in this way."

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:19, archived)

"So? My ex could get her mouth all the way down to there."

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:29, archived)

"I launch thee HMS Doris......" *clonk*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)

as used by goatse

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< you, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)

"And that Heather...she's got one of these for feet."

sorry

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)

"In 80 years time, I bet some spotty cunt will be laughing at us...."

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)

"I just poured all of this into my lap! Get licking."

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:44, archived)

".....and this muthafucker is called Mr Hurty."

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)

hahahahahaha

a spit coke moment

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< you, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:50, archived)

"It's a Chateau De Lidl, 2006. What, you're ugly."

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:54, archived)

what?

Oh...

a ship!

sorry.

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:03, archived)

After he'd ordered the Champagne

Audrie thought she was in for a great night. Little did she know he only wanted the bottle so he could display his considerable skills at putting model ships inside.

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:20, archived)

"My cocks fatter than THAT!"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:20, archived)

Apostrophe

please.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)

pffft

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:22, archived)

bah

your caption is rubbish

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)

go and have a listen motherfuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)

as in

caption for the picture above competition
/fears he has been misunderstood blog

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:28, archived)

ahhh...I have misunderstood too.

I thought you were referring to my sig

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mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)

I'm glad we cleared that up!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)

Caption time!

"See that? That's you that is"
*Cries at lameness*

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:24, archived)

No, seriously. it'll fit inside the bottle...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)

Another One!

"Now if you look worried and I smile creepily, they're bound to come up with captions!"

(

Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:26, archived)

Gerta's suspicions were confirmed by

the stamp in the bottom of the bottle which read 'Just For Men'

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)

"This is my first wife, Alison"

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:29, archived)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)

no matter how much jim protested gwen didnt believe he got it that far in

i like this game

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)

"wanna bet I can take this baby up the shitter and still hit those low notes?"

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)

Doris

was alarmed by the single ginger pube on his hairbrush

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:31, archived)

after the 300th time suddenly turning wine into water didnt seem that impressive

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)

(

harpski, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)

It was the call from the doctor she always expected but feared, doris tried to hide her sorrow but her fake smile couldnt hold back the fact

her son had been diagnosed as danish

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:36, archived)

(

harpski, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:39, archived)

(

harpski, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:39, archived)

(

harpski, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)

it was fancy dress day at work

and jim decided to go as a pint of guiness

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)

GINGER!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:51, archived)

dave was happily surprised to find an older woman with such a neat bush

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)

"So why did you think I was gay?"

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)

Possibly ...

Dutch?

(Beatfienduk wonders if we're there yet?., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)

"before you drink that, guess whats been up my anus?"

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)

'At that point, the Albino Darth Vader's mask turned up

and Kevin's death threat suddenly seemed comical'

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:34, archived)

"Trust me, just shove this up your mimsy and let me post the photos online. We'll be rich!"

(

S tr app y, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:36, archived)

"Look closely Audrey, see how the bottle catches all my cum"

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:36, archived)

ha ha!

reminds me of this gem from Viz

name the strip for a virtual jaffa cake

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)

Arrgh..

..it's the kid who believes the guy with a bucket on his head is some kind of alien chum.

I can't remember the name, damn you!

(kna has forgotten everything., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)

edit : you were closest

*hands over virtual jaffa cake*

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)

Fuckflaps?

lol, that makes me laff :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:46, archived)

not even close!

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)

I have seen him before....I cannae remember :(

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)

Hahahaha...fuckflaps!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:48, archived)

Glibert Ratchet?

(

harpski, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)

no...Gilbert Ratchet?

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)

I will have to look that up

but no

edit: yikes - too old to know that one!

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:50, archived)

not even the old penis in the bottle trick

could take away from the fact that Frank had tucked the table cloth into his trousers AGAIN

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)

"Here, I'll empty half a bottle of bordeaux into my lap so people wont notice you've bled all over your skirt, but next time bring the fucking tampax"

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)

can we have something like this as the next compo?

'caption an old photo' better than macca, i reckon

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:53, archived)

I know; quite a good responce here :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:55, archived)

i put a suggestion in the compo suggestion thing

you know what to do

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)

Valentine's day you say?

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)

excuse me, I've got a

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)

erm....

yes
ris

(

Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:05, archived)

What?

He has a license to kill.

The licence is therefore scared.

It doesn't want to be killed.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:08, archived)

Oh,

now I feel silly. I thought that I wasn't up to date on current affairs, and James Bond had been found raping a drivers licence.

(

Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:10, archived)

Again.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:10, archived)

ehhehehehehe

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:11, archived)

pfft

woo, and indeed, yay.

(

fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:05, archived)

that

gives me teh fear

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:06, archived)

well at least I didn't use "the hands"

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)

*retches*

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)

oh christ

hehehe, made me smile :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:07, archived)

haha

fantastic

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:18, archived)

pffft

good 'ning!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:31, archived)

Is that because

silly foreigners don't know how to drive?

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:57, archived)

I really should stop this...

Previously:
The pilot episode Facelift
Yoga Holiday
Chandelier Pub
Bored Hide and seek
Thinking Wig
Confession Blue
Prepared Paris
Dog New job

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:02, archived)

I like the expressions :-)

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)

Oh my shitting Chirst.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)

PUNPUNPUNPUNpunPUNPUNPUNPUN

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)

pfft.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:11, archived)

harr!

heart warming stuff

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:21, archived)

replace heart...

...with arse, and you're there.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)

best of all the operations

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:26, archived)

haha!! great!

where is this mythical place where you can get 40 cans of lager for £20??

(LargeDoner, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)

I can get 40 bottles of Stella for £17, not cans though

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:31, archived)

London prices suck

(LargeDoner, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)

is that included in the price?

fecking hell, I'm packing the car :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:39, archived)

"Don't push him Frank, seriously..."

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)

nice shadowage!

shame about the spelling - buy a dictionary woman? ;)

edit: damn you ninja!

(LargeDoner, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)

errr

"and another thing?"

Oh, the heading (got straight onto that lol)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:55, archived)

hee hee

I am pedantic sometimes....

(LargeDoner, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)

Your username

has just decided what I'm having for tea.

Chinese ahoy.

(

nick the greek, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)

most of us are :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:59, archived)

I like!

(

slap it on the nose!

Go on! I dare you!

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:04, archived)

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:04, archived)

woo

nice dragonfly

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:22, archived)

what did you say to my wife?!

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)

haha

i dribbled a bit when I saw this.

(

fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:06, archived)

*lends hankie*

errr....you can keep the hankie thanks.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:10, archived)

Supurb shadowing.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:10, archived)

aye, not bad that for Paint :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:12, archived)

Truly?

*gives 32p*

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:13, archived)

I've got MS Paint and MS Photo Editor

cream of the Windows NT crop

*buys stamp and 2 penny chews*
Cheers :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:14, archived)

Macca and Maraca at The Waca

Shit. And I know it.
.

(

Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:46, archived)

waca day?

(LargeDoner, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)

spacker

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:02, archived)

Yay Rythems

www.b3ta.com/board/6551923

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:04, archived)

hehehehehe

(

Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:06, archived)

I think this sums up the entire comp as a whole

There is now no need for another compo post this week.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:22, archived)

I'm bored

of macca now anyways
I want an ice cream!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)

here you go

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)

Did someone say flid?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)

It's OK

it's a compo entry, it's supposed to be shit.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)

Cynic.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:12, archived)

hahaha

perth!

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:15, archived)

Hooray for

WA - and woo too!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)

fly my beauty, fly!!!!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:40, archived)

eep!

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:41, archived)

woo

he looks kind of scared

(

< you, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:45, archived)

ride 'em cowboy!

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:51, archived)

yey

luv it

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:54, archived)

Blimey!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:13, archived)

evening all

this went and turned out poo but I'm too tired, sleepy and tired, and I think I nicked you got midges off someone on here
*falls asleep*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:32, archived)

That is odd but genius

just how i like it, woo!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:39, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:51, archived)

that is the weirdest amount of odd I've seen in a good while

I feel strangely compelled to harvest midges.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)

I'm full of odd

sometimes bits spill out :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:51, archived)

"you've got midgets"

is what I thought it said

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:50, archived)

that would have been significantly better

because midgets are funny :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:15, archived)

The Album comes out this December!

(zerodin has magical powers., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:31, archived)

tut....

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:33, archived)

R^{I^S}

and please, do us a favour, fix the filesize. Have a look here www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

edit: HELLO!!!! HELLO!!! Why in the name of the sweet baby jesus shitting his diapers do you post and disappear?

(

Your watch is BACK, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:38, archived)

Are they the kind of people

who post 153k gifs?

/nazi

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:39, archived)

HOLY CUCKING FUNT BATMAN!

how big?

EDIT: also - RIS slightly - who are they?

(

fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 18:46, archived)

I love it when...

people bitch about the filesize but don't comment on the piece itself.

(zerodin has magical powers., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:00, archived)

I love it when

YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:05, archived)

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6559408

RIS="I don't get it! Please explain."

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! IS ANYONE THERE????!!!!

So you covered the seals poster with another picture and with caption "exploit the retards". You understand that if I don't get the joke, there isn't much else to comment on.

(

Your watch is BACK, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:06, archived)

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