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It stands to reason. Perhaps I could test it on a raccoon?

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

Hahaha

Punch that Panda Bitch!

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)

hahahahah

I love that!
*clicks*

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)

nice

hahaha

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Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)

whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite eyes

burning like fire

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

Hahaha.

It's just plain science.
Woo!

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jme, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)

you are johnny ball

AICMFP

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)

Pfffffffft.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)

Here's a sketch from my sketchbook

At times I don't like the grain of my sketchbook.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

I want that t-shirt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)

I've seen MANY places you can get it from.

Except not in brown.

www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/5d6a/

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

you'd be the coolest kid on the block

for sure

woo

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

when I worry about coolness

is when I should be put down.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

Eyyyyy

/fonz

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)

There must be a joke about clusters here somewhere.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)

*mongolian clusterfucks*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)

Job done.

*goes 127.0.0.1*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)

happy to oblige

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)

DEL!

How the fuck are you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)

just lovely sir

got back from miami yesterday. how was LA?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)

oh, it was splendid

the cold weather started jsut after I left, too!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)

we had sun sun sun

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)

I had sun sun sun also

but as soon as I flew home, it got cold. And then I stayed in London for a few days and caught a heavy cold.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)

are you in london on saturday?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

for the imperial bash?

it is my plan, yes.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

yes.

i may come along for a cheeky few as I'm going to do some christmas shopping in town

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

an excellent notion sir!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)

That is très Woo!

I like the grain. Maybe do the outline in a soft pencil or a fine pen?

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

I was aiming at it looks very soft.

so no outlines. Except for the one visible underneath.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

Ah ok, well then success!

Has he got different coloured eyes?

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)

No, you're just blind.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)

Aye

www.b3ta.com/board/6601064

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)

Oooh, he has different coloured eyes!

Nice sketchage!

Bed time now though B3ta.

Night x

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

I asked a friend what colour eyes he should have, she said "Blue or brown" I couldn't fucking decide. It's why I asked her. So I used both.

Good night to you!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)

he is david bowie.

it's good.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)

You're getting pretty good at this.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)

Thanks =)

I don't count this one as one of my best, though it is currently my best pencil crayon.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)

Lovely sketchery

I wish I could draw!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)

It takes practice.

Many lessons of History.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)

nicely drawn!

woo

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Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)

Thanks!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)

I love film crossovers

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

me too

Bangkok Brothel Boys was a fantastic crosso... oh wait

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

hahaha

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

Ha ha

Top stuff woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

let me know when they film 'child's plague'.

that i'd go see.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)

Ha!

But it troubles me that rugrat has a cameltoe.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)

Last one tonight

there's enough for a gallery now

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)

Haha!

Good one!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

weeee

molatoff

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

hasselhov cocktail?

*knows not whether to rejoice or lament*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

Yay!

*clicks*

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

Ha ha Woo!

*throws*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

Pfffft.

I've not seen the Castlehoff one.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)

huh?

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)

Director's cut

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

I have no idea why I laffed.

Buy I did. Heartily.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

I haven't seen it, nor do I intend to

but I don't doubt it's a shitty movie that would be much improved by some alien spawn.

OH MY GAWD IT'S RUSSELL CROWE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

can you name a movie that wouldn't be improved by alien spawn?

neither can i.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)

How DO you solve a problem like Maria..?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)

shoot her

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)

Gas her, hang her, bayonet her..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)

beat her with a roll of quarters and attatch electrodes to her undercrackers

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)

nonsense, she's obviously a terminator.

but some crossovers do work....

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6603437

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)

i saw that but have no ideas what it means.

i lead a sheltered life.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)

A Diddly Squat film

woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

Would.

Woo!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

Oui.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)

this gets clicks

because of the use of the word "smarm"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)

There I was thinking Russel Crow was hard

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)

This is a silliness

I like it muchly :D
*clicks & Woos!*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

nice blazer though.

*woo*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)

would definitely make a better film

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

PONY!

*waves*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)

OMG FPM LOL!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)

take the tablets, giger.

facehuggers improve everything.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)

What does everyone want for Christmas then?

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

Xbox.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

Yourmum'sBox

(wii really)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

His mum's wee?!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

no just smells like

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

the good kind of wee though

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

sex wee?

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

... the good kind of wee.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

warm wee?

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

The one that feels really warm as you wee it, and you haven't wee'd in so long

that it's a beautiful dark shade of red.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

but they smell.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

yeah, but good smell.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

~~Xbox~~ Piss

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

haha

that made me chuckle like a loon

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Mr Jamie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6603282

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

That are laffworthy.

It got me there.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

i would like some meat.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

*unzips*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

^this

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

that's not enough, i'm sorry.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

gotta start somewhere

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

HA!

SHe doesn't want your cocktail weiner!!!

HA!

and, uhh.. HA again!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

I prefer the term chipolata

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

Chipo-not-a- lata!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

that's against the trades description act 1974.

you should call it a 'chode'

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

a party sausage would be best

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)

you can really see the scars from the cycle accident.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

those are stretchmarks

I have had two kids you know.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

when you say

"HAD"..

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6603392

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

i'm surprised they haven't put you on the sex offenders register for that

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

you can get away with a lot these days

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

They didn't call me "Pete the Meat" for nothing

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

~~for nothing~~

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

Touché

although more accurately: ~~didn't~~ did

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

How do you type accents!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)

yeah

accents are so bourgeois

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)

Dunno

I copy/pasted it from here

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

That'll do for me

I'll just google the word I need and c+p it.
Ta.
Pâté was the word i wanted to type, if you were interested.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)

Ha ha!

Yes, Pate doesn't have quite the same visual ring to it

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)

*offers meat*

I'm moving house soon and it all needs using up
:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

where's the beef?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

In his fridge

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

*shows beef*

I have loads of it
arf

EDIT: to use up before i move, loads of it to use up

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

The best way to preserve beef is to jerk it

153% of the FACT

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

yes

and sometimes the word meat = penis

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

ford probe

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

I shall not offer you my meat

it is reserved exclusively for the consumption by other parties.
edit: I AM teh NINJA

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

canon eos 400d

but it is more likely that I'll get a chocolate orange and a tangerine

edit: how rude of me - arf and woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

^this^

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

Fucking elves.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

cake

cake cake cake

not Christmas cake though.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

this

www.amazon.co.uk/Transformers-Deluxe-Millenium-Falcon-Chewbacca/dp/B000FS42CO

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slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

Feck yeah!

i want 2

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

Bought my nephew a Boba Fett/Slave 1

But I'm not sure he's gonna get it

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slippymark does not require lubricating, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

my dog is called bobba fett

how sad am i?

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

Star Wars Transformers? Whatever next?

Lego Star Wars Transformers probably.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

Feck yeah!

i want 2

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

Graphics tablet please

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)

Make sure it's wacom.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

Wii

And I'm getting one.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

I couldn't afford one when all the preorders were out

and since then my financial situation unexpectedly improved

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

I got a £20 gamestation preorder.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

Yeah, but I mean i'd have to pay for it this week

and I wasn't expecting to be able to afford it.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

I'm saying it's a christmas pressie to me from my parents.

And unfortunately I wouldn't be able to open it until christmas ._.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)

i have no money,

so i'm gonna wait for a black one

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

racist

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

A chicken and mushroom pie shaped like the baby jesus

your drawing made me laff, I hope you get your things.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

Good question.

I have too many things already, so something consumable. Outdoors, if possible.
Being able to fly of its own accord would be a massive bonus.

Also: Woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

Hugsanddrugs please.

Tis the season.

This is super and made me laugh lots.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

twilight princess

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

You ;-)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)

gay

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)

i'll have peace and happiness for those i love...

...and unending suffering for those i hate. same as last year, in other words.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

I would love a nice pile of money.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)

but...

...would you love a petulant pile of money almost as much?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)

I feel accepting towards all kinds of money.

I have a lot of love to give.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)

if only some nigerian prince were to encounter you....

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)

mm. jelly baby.

background here

deviantart here

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sooperdave, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

that's not a sweetie

it's a slug

woo anyway!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

eat it anyway

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RedStar returneth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

\o/

Lully

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

you'll be safe in my belly

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

awww

thats my most fav yet!

ive been watching them fly onto deviantart!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

the new deviantart

upload thing is actually the biggest pile of piss ever.

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sooperdave, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)

bite it's head off

bite it's head off bite it's head off bite it's head off bite it's head off bite it's head off bite it's head off bite it's head off bite it's head off bite it's head off

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

Cute!

But I still would bite the head off.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

Haha, thats adorable

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

my arms are even shaped like a heart :o

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sooperdave, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

A heart

or a bottom.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

i guess it is a bottom.

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sooperdave, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)

Its not that much of a bottom

It's translucent for starters.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)

ok. it was never really meant to be either, i just noticed afer i drew and i was making causual conversation.

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sooperdave, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)

Absolutely, same here

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)

loveable snot!

it's going on my xmas list.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)

hahahahahah

hooray! :D

it is quite cute ashally.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

It's the new craze...

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

Then she thwacked the book shut,

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

"Thwacked"

I like it.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

Onomatopoeia is always nice.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

/looks up meaning

/posts witty comment based on meaning of above word

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)

hahhhaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)

I regret

that I have but one click to give.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

you can have mine too.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

I understand this not

And you didn't edit the bit in the red circle :)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

what's to understand?

It's SU-KUDOS!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

I thought the joke was she drew a 1, so he complimented her on the

one.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

Well it is a very nice one.

Innit?

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

There is no chav reply to init, other than init.

or isit, but isit is more of a question than a statement.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

Do we already have Innit and Isit Owls?

Or perhaps voles, for something different.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

Multi-layered punning:

It's the future.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

Ah, I thought it was "Suck, you do"

but that makes much more sense

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

If a joke has to be explained, it should probably not be told.

Y'see, instead of sudoku she's playing sukudos. When she enters a number, the silly guy pops out of the book and gives her the kudos in the form of the thumbsup and the encouraging comment.

It seemed funny in my head. I apologise.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6603293

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

ah i get it now ta :)

I was thinking it said SUK UDOS, which was all RIS to me. :(

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

^this

I thought the guy popping out must be called Udos or something. Meh

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

I didn't see that

and just thought that see wrote a 'one' and he said it was a nice 'one'.
/silly me blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

mindpiss

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)

Teehee

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

I just don't know why!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

it's like the shits

you can't control it but it feels so good.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

He appears to be hitting himself in the crotch.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

I like my shins too.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

For some reason that made me laff like a loon

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

Advent: Day four

I have figured out why I've not been able to see my own drawings, I had a very effective advertising blocking feature, that not only blocks things starting with "advert" but "advent"

3 2 1

Hm, I can't count, can I?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

2 and 1 are the same picture

and you've missed out 4.

Welcome to b3tard maths everyone.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

Can I use the excuse of "Today I've been ill and sounding like a mong."

Therefore I'm starting to think like one.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

Yes. But it will cost you 1000000 Zenie.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

I don't have any.

I've got about 500,000 Zullie though.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

With current exchange rates that will just about suffice.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

Do you ever start typing a reply, then when you finish it, you delete all the text and say something like this?

And then afterwards, you realise that your post makes as little sense to other people, as their posts make to you

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

no.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

What now right?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

I occasionally start typing

type loads, then decide to delete it all and not bother.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)

Yes

If I didn't do that I would have a few hundred thousand posts

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

ha ha!

I do that a lot.

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

Me too

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)

I just typed an incredibly witty retort

but then deleted it and did this instead

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

very nice

but 1 and 2 link to the same pic
Edit: never mind

(kaedesmith, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

that's sinister

and also: I listen to music that isn't on my computer.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

I've been reading "good omens" and I like pollution.

I listen to music mainly on my computer. I've just downloaded some very cute music.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)

the pokemon theme tune?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

The Pokémon theme tune is action packed!

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

"oooooo, you're my best friend,

IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND!!!!"

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

I love the one that goes "pokemon, pokemon, pokemon LETS DO IT"

It's the pokemon Johto one.

I had to sing most of the themesong to remember what series...

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)

I don't, the original one is the best.

I like the theme for the Red Ribbon Army saga in dragonball more than anything at the moment.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

I've never heard their theme.

Or I don't remember it.

I remember Goku scaring a big black guy after killing everyone in their complex.

And their leader is all "WTF!" and Goku is all "Huh?" then the Black Guy is all nice as he has been for the entire thing and goku doesn't kill him or anything. Then Goku pwns the leader.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

youtube episode 32 or so,

the theme is 2 minutes long.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

Power Rangers theme tune is pretty kick ass too!

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

I've got that as well.

Original series and my favourite: TURBO

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

I downloaded that ages ago, extended version.

I know most of the words.

I just downloaded "Wing my Way" and "Sakuranbo Kisu" by Kotoko

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)

you like your j-rock stuff

do you know electric eel shock?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

Nope.

I can mention many people I do know though.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)

I saw them the other day

insane japanese bastard punk.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)

Were they visual kei?

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

I don't know what that means

but the drummer had 4 drumsticks. And they had a song that consisted of the word "bastard" a lot.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)

Eerie,

I like it.

by the way, 1 and 2 appear to be the same image

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

*points*

EEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOO

Kidding, they are lubberly. I like the first the best.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

No YOU'RE the emo.

As you can see from your self portrait.

I NEED SLEEP NOW BYE PROBABLY

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

AM NOT!

*cries tears of blood*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

That means you're a vampire.

I do think it sucks and is good at the same time that Anne Rice doesn't allow fanfiction of her books.

IT sucks because I love seeing how other people can interpret someone's characters e.g. I find that Harry Potter fanfictions can often be better than the original stories

but some people are shit writers
example: most of fanfiction.net

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

Fanfiction scares me.

I think I shall write pornographic fanfiction based on the characters of Mark Twain:

Huck: "Oh big Tom, I want that mighty licorice inside of my sweet potato pie."

/autocomplete

PROFIT!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)

but then again, the majority of fan-fiction is mainly

'oh and then such-and-such a character [who is blatantly the author's own interpretation of themself] goes and has sex with the main character in a twisted plot that doesn't adhere to the conventions set in the original text at all.'

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

'Night b3ta

and on a side note: Horrible, you still on here? You should really get some sleep. or go for a jog. one of the two

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

G'night

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

present and correct

I shall sleep in the next half hour or so.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

Also

really reminds me of the artwork in the Sandman novels, very nice

(kaedesmith, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)

Well Good Omens was written by...

NEIL GAIMAN and Terry Pratchett.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)

ah well

there you have it!

(kaedesmith, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)

I have my own little choosen family in my head

And they are my uncles. Ronnie Barker is my grandfather and Roald Dhal fits in there somewhere too.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)

Roald Dahl would be a nasty family member

he hated kids.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)

Apparently he would tell his stories to his children at night before they went to bed.

I would have liked that when I was younger. He could be an uncle as well, so I wouldn't have had to see him all the time.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

Scratch and sniff

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

I like this

not a lot, but i like it

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

I see what you did there Paul

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

What in the...?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

By popular* demand

*two people asked for it

David Hasselmoth
David Hasseltoff
David Hasselgoff

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

David Longstockinghoff?

*does actually get*

woo!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

christ!

pipi longstocking?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

I never knew how that was spelt.

woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

david hasidic jew?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

i like this series

lets see how far it can go!

(kaedesmith, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

I need more hoff puns

Feed me them

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

fuck hoff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

I made a real LOL

and a little snort too.

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

what, here?

ok

David Wankingoff?

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)

CDC ALERT

*sounds alarm*

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

hasselcough?

hasselbroth, hasselmuff, hasselpuff, hasselquif, hasselrough

thats all I have

(kaedesmith, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

Mazel Tov?

perchance?

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)

em I think thats been done

*points to picture*

(kaedesmith, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

well how was I to know

as if filenames are worth looking at

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

(kaedesmith, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

HasselTrough.

Castlehoff
~~Hasselgoth~~ bindun sorry

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)

Here you go

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)

hurrah

woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)

Dazzlehoff

Spazzlesloth

'night b3ta

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

David Molotov

please oh please oh please oh please

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)

that series is great

I like very much.
Although I wouldn't mind seeing him at the pointy end of a kalashnik'hoff.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

I love you

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

Who is he anyway?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)

I do like these.

Very much so.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)

It's Nerdy Pun Time

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

raiders of the lost arc(sic)?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

Awarded:

1 anorak

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

it's called 'raiders.jpg'

it has the word 'lost' written on it, and a diagram of an arc

it's hardly anorak time

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

I know...

I just want a new one

(

BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)

but

take one khadam back to honour the god whose treasure this is.

*melts*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

that bit

scared the living gajimbers out of me when i saw that at the cinema.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

what is that from?

(kaedesmith, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)

O_o

raiders of the lost ark

you heathen scum

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

I do apologise

has been years since I saw it

(kaedesmith, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

^this^

with gusto

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)

Raiders

I was about 6 years old. You can understand why!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)

Scarred for life

I was, perhaps we should forma support group and cry together.

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6603248

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)

I am afraid

i can't understand why.

I shall need a flow chart explaining your reasoning.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)

Me as well.

Didn't sleep for a week.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)

I've always wondered

where you can get those collapsible coat hangers

(

finnbar has officially retired, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)

enjoy cock

(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

how pissed off would you be if you just got a can of Coke for Christmas?!

I hate those adverts. Almost as much as I dislike Coke.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

i'd be more wary of the non-ageing bearded fellow giving me the "coke"

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

That old woman does seem

to be whoring her daughter to him at the end

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

I would like some tea

and a bee

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)

and a flea

with a wii?

(kaedesmith, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

I would love to see what the reaction would be

if somebody walked down the street handing out bottles of coke to random passers by

(

P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)

it would be greeted with the same disdain

that the people who hand out free stuff at tube stations get

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

Yay

Instead of leaving him a mince pie out on xmas eve, I might just lay there naked instead and see what happens.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

I'd be careful

I hear Rudolph hasn't had it in a few 100 years.

(Spluff McDuff You Love It. You Slag!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

Nor have I

We'd be perfect together.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

hahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

It has become

borked.

(

The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

it's clearly visible to some

but i get a redex :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

ditto

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

i love your muppets

can i bear your children?

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

no more for me

2 is plenty

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)

aww

*quietly sobs*

/trudges back to spinster cave

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

You've completely shattered my image of Father Christmas!

(

Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

eggs away!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)

scary

woo!

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

That will make a mess of it's stealth

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

not true

the violent cry of the Great American Rook bomber deflects all radar signals. It's plumage can also counteract satellite imaging, absorbing the photographic energy and shitting it out the other side so that the result just looks like the ground beneath it.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

It's feathers are painted with RAM?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

No ROM

small pictures of the old robot action man
www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/rom/romwithboxbig.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

*remembers ROM*

*shows age*

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

he's stolen andrew mcdavies' feet!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

Um, birds don't paint their feathers.

Except when they're going on dates.

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

Cracking!

*holds out pan, for impromptu omellette*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

all omlettes are impromptu for the egg

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

arf!

is it just me, or are the eggs looking quite surprised?

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

yes, the middle one has a shocked look on its shell

That was the original egg, I messed around with the other two so they didn't all look identical.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

Nope

I thought that too. Especially the first one

(Sneakerdoodle "Have a cup of tea and toss yourself off", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

The last one does!

*joins in*

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

smashing

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mrRush, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

imagine the huge omelette!

*Goes to kitchen*

that's got me eggs-cited

(Spluff McDuff You Love It. You Slag!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

Oh good lord!

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

fantastic!

woo to you and your blackbird friend.
won't be long before minieggs are in the shops.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

And all the villages had eggs for dinner!

(

Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

Building an inclusive society

dwarfs, amputees, crawling drunks...

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

and kids.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

Kids smell

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

you dropped this

good

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

HAHAHA

This reminds me of Dixon Bawls' comment.

Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/6577866 YAY!!

(

Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

and those with long shlongs

like me

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

Woo!

The checkout guy in Tesco's Abingdon will be happy! Although he might be too short for it still.

(Spluff McDuff You Love It. You Slag!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

we've got a trolley collector

who looks very similar to Ilya Kuryakin from U.N.C.L.E.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

It happened

or at least it should

(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

that's a fantastic picture.

can we see the original too?
_{p.s. 84k is a bit big}

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

no.

(

Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

pfft

www.guzer.com/pictures/smart_kid.jpg

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

:-)

Am I Zombie?

(

Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

no, can you send the details to the address in my profile

that way they get nicely stacked in a to do pile.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

ooh, directions...

*follows* ta!

(

Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

original

groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UgADA3IZy0zER27mOUvAqeE2MdwGogvfByXAJnp5myNrlwudSF3DumWmyztassv*JSc7G*Dv2gQrhPLiobvFogy5dH5!qtSy58gCWWgjfXXEImqzZvKokDwgwK8mFO2w/headstuck.jpg?dc=4675470541705062887

(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

it's his own fault

for fucking on the first date
the pope did warn 'im

(

MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

Yay

Saw his brain out!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

then use the brain fluids to grease the chair

textbook procedure

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

If the pic is anything to go by

the chair would be well greased already

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

Poor little fat kid

tut tut.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

This deserves a woo yay!

*clicks*

(Spluff McDuff You Love It. You Slag!, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

I love my son

but this is something he would do. I have THRICE gone to the emergency room because he shoved something up his nose.

One time in class he was bored so he took a pair of scissors to his hair. I made him go to school like that for a week.

And the funniest part of all this? He's been tested and is considered a genius.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

...

and thats why i hate cricket.

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Mr Jamie, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

It's my thousandth post. Huzzah.

I decided that I wanted to have a go at vectoring, but then realised that I don't have the equipment for that sort of thing. So unfortunately you get this instead;

Sorry. Oh well, the majority of you are either in bed or drunk by now anyway.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

Or both...

Woo!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

Now that would be a luxury.

Cheers.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

snap!

woo to 1000posts ms.

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

evening sir

how has the day been for you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

'ning

started at 0430...in datacentre at 0606...full day...ish hours...then pub, then curry....now bed...half of The Science of Discworld III finished...

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

aha

www.b3ta.com/board/6603139

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:01, archived)

how dare you, i've only had a can of beer

but nice pic, is it just the eyes or is ther a click for biggger full picture?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

Just the eyes,

I tried the whole face but made an utter mess.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

you and me both, love.

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

i think he meant the pic didn;t look right

rather then chucking his mess on the pic.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

*Refers to sig*

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

oops

my bad

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

It's okay.

I've been to a couple of bashes recently and I tend to get, 'So you're Fluffy elepants, I always thought you were a bloke.'

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)

it best policy to be a bloke on here

or you get people trying to chat you up.

i'm really a 6 foot blonde stunner with an inflatable chest, but i keep that to myself.

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

makes no difference to me

I perv over everyone.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)

your standards are vere low

because of the terrible cycle accident you had when you were younger and the constant and unexplained smell of clams that follows you around.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

Well I went along with the blokey image for quite some time,

'till I decided that I wasn't going to be eaten alive by you all.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

*has now found secret*

*eats alive like that bloke in germany*

you taste like chicken. :)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)

I do believe you'll find,

that chickens taste like me, actually.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)

That's brilly fab!

You did that in paint?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

Yar.

I would love photoshop or something similar, but it's just too bloody expensive.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

Then it's even better!

/ can't use potatoshop or paint blog.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)

ever tried "the gimp"?

it's freeware, and similar to photoshop in many ways
never really "painted" with it though, there might be better programs for that

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

Hmmm,

I shall have to look into this.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

Huzzahiness indeed

woo!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

Huzzah is a marvellous phrase.

It often flowers my speech.

Cheers!

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)

Congrats!

You don't need a penis to do vectoring
was what i thought you referring to for a split second

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

Maybe it would help though?

And thank you kindly.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

is that you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

My eyes, yes.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

nice work

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

Thank you :)

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

*spluffs*

hur hur

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)

did you see my masterpiece today?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)

no, I was sabotaged today,,,

...laptop and work desktop misteriously b0rked in different ways...

...please give me teh linkage...

[edit: har har..http://www.b3ta.com/board/6603139]

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

there was nudity

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)

rar rar

ye ye ye yea ye-ye-ye yeah

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

Cheerleader on the loose!

Grab him!

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)

/devo blog

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)

she's got

go to bed eyes.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

Isn't the phrase 'come to bed eyes'?

They look more like 'what the frig are you doing in my bedroom?!' eyes

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

i love that!!!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

I aim to please, my dear.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

yaaaay woooo congrats hun!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)

Spank you!

At this rate I'll be having my Sexay Teim soon!
. . . although probably not.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)

Im sorry....

...but:

you spanking TuTT is Teh Sexie Tiem...

you just can't say those kind of things on here... ;?)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)

Too late I'm afraid.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)

Thats what you say to all of teh...

...hermaphrodites...heh

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)

You have beautiful eyes.

If that is you of course.

If it's not, you do anyway.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)

HOORAY!

the Andrew McDavies Calendars have arrived.

and they look fucking ace.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

YAY!!

do they come with free crayons?

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

Nope

these one are in full techicolor, no crayons needed.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

thank god

i always had difficulty staying inside the lines.
i've bookmarked lulu for a forthcoming internet-shopping orgy.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

Don't forget the excellent B3ta banner you can buy from them

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

I HATE the b3tan wallpaper

and I don't find you witty or all teh sexah!*

*Tis opposite day

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)

ooooh, you trickster you

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)

aceness!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)

the kwality is most excellent as well

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

coool

I'm still having trouble deciding on what format to do the zombies in, plus I've got an American publisher showing some interest at the moment which confuses things slightly.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

oh, get you mr real publisher man.

:)

good news, but don't sell out, keep the artistic vision insight.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

I'm not expecting owt from it

other than being told it's a stupid idea and to go away :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)

All thes b3tans getting published lately!

*jealouses*

Although, some bloke wanted to use one of my pics in a powerpoint presentation!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

fucking ace!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

ta!

i'm vere pleased with them.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

There should also be a calendar of Molesto.

FACT.
edit: these am ace!!

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

who is molesto?

and ta! i likes them as well. :)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

Excellanté!

I tend to buy my calendars in about February because they've gone down in price by then :)

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)

Yays!

Wonderful news!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

Why would you want three calendars?

You're going to have to go round them all to make sure they all have your appointments the same, that's just crazy!

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)

i might just give them away to lucky people for christmas

or i might have a calendar fetish

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)

Me 'n' my cat.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)

What a lully cat

looks just like you

(Bogbean, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

some people say she has my eyes.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

You knew her mother well did you?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

He just wants a kiss.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

yay

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)

Good blowjob lips.

And a decent looking pussy too.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

Dood

Those are my lips.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)

hahaha

maybe he's a little bit shy, and wants to ask you for a free one

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)

Your point?

*wink* (May be a typo)

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)

You mean you can't see my point?

Try a magnifying glass.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)

I see Wogan's hairline

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)

hahaha

funny thing is, I quite fancy it.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)

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