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# I present Orville and his magic sweater
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)
# thank you for posting this just before i go to bed
as i tend to dream about visual stimuli experienced just prior to somnolence.
:(
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:00, archived)
# I DANCE FOR YOU
 



(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:01, archived)
# :D
*logs off before teh scarey clowns appear*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:02, archived)
#

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:19, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:20, archived)
# I always love this!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:15, archived)
# I present Orville with a spade!
 
In the FACE!

Woo.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Who the hell is Orville
and why is he offending me with his woolen criminality?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)
# I read in the meto that magicsweaters give you cancers with aids in
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:06, archived)
# you read correctly
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:11, archived)
# clearly!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:06, archived)
# oh my.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:19, archived)
# yipe
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:29, archived)
# This one scares me more
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:14, archived)
# it's nipple-powered.
as are all good things.

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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:10, archived)
# Kill him hard!
Woo!

I reckon you should sell that sweater concept to McDonald's. If all their staff wore that clothing... it might prevent little children from becoming fat bastards.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:15, archived)
# *gets the leaches*
Arf!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:19, archived)
# presenting his sister Wendy
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:20, archived)
#
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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:29, archived)
# Argh! Clown!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:23, archived)
# cl OW n
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:32, archived)
# possibly one of the scariest images ever on b3ta
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:35, archived)
# Scary too that he's a real clown
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)
# .
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:02, archived)
# wow
that's a bit special.

Night night all!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:03, archived)
# wood
that's very good, what did it look like beforehand?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:04, archived)
# click
you'll see
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:08, archived)
# crikey
even more impressive
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Top shop!
Woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:05, archived)
# 3D!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Haha!
I wish ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:21, archived)
# why don't you wank yourself off with a greasy chicken?
/just trying to get a decent quote blog
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:28, archived)
# penis penis penis
/likewise
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:46, archived)
# this'll be my autocomplete for t
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)
# and this'll be my autocomplete for a
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)
# furthermore, this shall be my autocomplete for f
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)
# in addition, I can use this autocomplete for i
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)
# but I think I'll use a different autocomplete for b
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:59, archived)
# can anyone think of a decent autocomplete for c?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:01, archived)
# truly impressive
:O
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:06, archived)
# ^
most definately this
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:08, archived)
# gets a woodie!
:D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:08, archived)
# Ahem...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:09, archived)
# 100%
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:14, archived)
# See it's fixed now
cool!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:24, archived)
# VERY
Woo

I thaught it was a 3d render at first.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:12, archived)
# That's very good!
Nice work of art!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:13, archived)
# That's impressive
woo and click.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Wood.
 
woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:25, archived)
# my goodness
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Woo!
Nice!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)
# TJ
testing my new hat (now with animation!)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:55, archived)
# excellent hattage sah!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)
# excellent zippy cockage sir!

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 7:23, archived)
# Reet folks...


disobey at your own peril
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:38, archived)
# I've shheen that before
Unleshh I'm dreaming.

Edit: Nonetheless, Night all!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:40, archived)
# you probably
saw the first version i did of it... still twiddling with it
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:41, archived)
# miss poland, she do agree
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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)
# mortis?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:49, archived)
# NO!
because im confused
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:55, archived)
# a quarter of me hates you
the other 3/4 says hahahaha Polski
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)
# yay a marked reduction of 17%
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)
# For the Horde!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:06, archived)
# repost?
then have my bedtime repost
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)
# and mine
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:57, archived)
# pacman!
woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)
# the moon is still
the room is revolving
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 2:00, archived)
# !
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:28, archived)
# I say fuck him
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:05, archived)
# a short film about man-boobs
hi, i just finished a short film that is going into film festivals. it stars richard riehle (office space), stephen root (milton from "office space" and mr. james on "NewsRadio") and jane lynch ("the 40 year old virgin").
check out our website!

thefrankanderson.com

or on myspace

myspace.com/thefrankanderson
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Hello new person.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:37, archived)
# haha
Love the response.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:39, archived)
# The faq says you can post messages of all kinds on the main board.
Mind you, the faq says there isn't a links board. Needs an update.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:52, archived)
# thank you!
this is not spam. this is a short i worked very hard on making and it's very cool. i'm a huge fan of b3ta - have been getting the newsletters for years - just signed up for the boards.

thefrankanderson.com
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 3:16, archived)
# You could send the link in to the newsletter.
If they include it more people will see it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# oh that sounds good
How would I go about doing that?

B3ta has changed so much since I was a noob b3ta nipper... Ah those where the days when the talk board was secret and you could cock about at work all day and no one would know what the site was about. ahhh

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# AHH HA!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# *sprays popular deoderant*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:38, archived)
# *pulls up chair front row seat too*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:38, archived)
# awaits flaming...
oh it already started
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:40, archived)
# The new hippo?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:43, archived)
# I hope
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)
# hippo tiem?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:55, archived)
# both?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:56, archived)
# HURRAH!
Lieky
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)
# gah i cant get it to play
unless its a verry short film... one frame tho thats kinda allmost too short.

edit : f' ucukring out loud defend yourself man.
ok so you didnt see that there is a links part to the bord... you made a film. you should woo us into wanting to watch it
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)
# you were doing so well..
..right up until the point you clicked "post this message"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:55, archived)
# wow
it's been a while since I've such a blatant spam on the board.

hmmmmm..... what would be the appropiate name to call this cunt....?.....

FUCKINHAMFUCKINTOUCHERASSHOLECOCKPOCKETFUCKHOLE
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:05, archived)
# Looks promising.
Difficult to tell from the trailer but congrats on doing it. I'll download the screener go and see it at the movies when it comes out.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:07, archived)
# try following the vortex
You need /links:

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:11, archived)
# but that goes to /talk...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Meh, I didn't do the vortex piccie
Only the hands, I really should make a /links version of that...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Silly naked person
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Cheese grater is not guitar.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# question is...
where's the blood coming from?

seems rather crotch height to me...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Nah...
he played it 'till his fingers bled.
It was the summer of '69.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)
# they had good cameras back then
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# It is now!

/some tv quiz show

woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# he's got metal arms!
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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# that's?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# numberwang
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)
# that's grate.
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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# oh dear, I am slow tonight.
I missed this one twice earlier:
A guy offered to show me his ice rink for 30p, what a cheap skate!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)
# heh.
we have an ice rink at city hall. there's a homeless guy who hung out there all last winter with a sign that had some variant of that joke on it.

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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)
# haha crusties!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:39, archived)
# Tut tut tut.
Silly fucking cunt. Woo!!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# original!
and odd
woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# what a crap necklace
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)
# That's
grate.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# damn you to hell.... grrrrrr
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Sorry,
I had to do it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)
# luvs you really
even if you're quicker to the pun.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)
# that's grate!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)
# seams good
you can almost not see the guitar. :D

And with that bit of cuntery, i shall retire to bed.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)
# hmmm...
sketched this today but it's lookin a bit familiar now that i've coloured it for some reason... any ideas?

Meh... (shrugs)


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# I don't know
but I like it!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# needs more blood!
;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# it looks very much like...
...one of the character's from boris yeltsin's old comic (graphic novel, whatever) 'tmutarakan'.

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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# There's something a bit Andy McDavies about it,
but I can't quite figure out what. Possibly the mouth.
It's very woo though, regardless!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# The eyebrows are not
unlike that nasty dog (?Preston) in one of the Wallace and Gromit cartoons.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)
# that
might be it actually, it has got a nick park vibe...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)
# It does look a bit like a penis
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)
# hehe
at first he had a purple head as well but he looked too much like a CDC... :) i could have madehim magenta, that would have been worse at least
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# When correctly viewed
everything is lewd!
 
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:33, archived)
# WoooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooaahhhhh


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# argh!
and woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# It's John Kerry!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# so it is!
my goodness
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# you didn't DO anything!
;)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Bah!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Bumhug?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Ha ha, oh my!
This has evolved nicely. Woo to you.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Holy shuddering fuck!
I hear a bandwagon.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# are you fucking blind?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Nope are you fucking deaf?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# don't touch my breil!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# That was some hard partying!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How insanely random!

for no reason at all other than I finally have access to my old, old stuff after a year
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# wow
that's deep
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# It was part of my "Tin Stork!" series
which only got so far til my comp got fucked :(
Still I've got all my files now.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# coming soon from japan!
a new horror classic that refuses to translate in any way: the stork!

see also: the ring, mildew, creosote and buttermilk....

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(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
And don't forget the cult classic "Dustbuster".
'Ning!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# 'ning!
a favourite of household pets, that one.

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(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# TURN LOOSE THE SWANS!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)
# *repeatably hits with pool cue*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# *doesn't stop you now*
*is having a good time*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)
# sweeet
 
now the guy on the left looks like a charicature of David Boreanaz..
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# nothing original
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Spudgun?
EDIT: Dave Hedgehog?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# *YAMS*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Sweet potatoes?
I YAM impressed.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# nes
woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# *wants*
with real bullet shooting action!
brill! :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Zap!
evening all!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# ntendo light gun !
I can't wait for the Wiiiii !
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# <urine joke>
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Can't you wait 15 miles?
...the use this bottle!
/urine joke
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# pea roast
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# ahahaha!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# haha
best of the wii jokes. somebody make a webpage.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# www.fuctinthehead.co.uk
not just wii jokes.

[/whoring]
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# *joyjumps*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# PLANG PLANG PLANG
heeheeheehoohoo

That's rather handsome.

Get on Gronkpan's blog, you.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# I have some fresh MIDI I need to post there..
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Float...
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(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Woo and Wobble
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# aggghhh
stop it!!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# I foresee a bouncing animated sequel.
In the near future.

Woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# eep how does she smell
i love the way she has no legs
incidentally
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I became more self absorbed
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(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# haha
that's ace! :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# why
am i thinking of cenobites alluvasudden?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Huzzah!
 

 
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# that no one reply to this
she is a crime
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:59, archived)
# hehehe.. cool
have my salivating paul burrell as a sign of woo-ness

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:11, archived)
# This
is what i get for watching the SciFi channel while working...



had to get it out of my head to get anything done
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# I never knew he was Jewish.
Woo! :)
itsy bitsy TJ: I just doodled on my arm.

I was so tempted to go over it in permenent black marker.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# oooh i really like that
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# ta :)
teh pen ran out a little.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# that's rather good
how long did that take you?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# thanks. Took about 10 minutes whilst watching that thing on Tv
about the tsunami.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Sod the marker pen
Get a knife!


On the off chance that you're a complete lunatic... I am joking and in no way responsible for any self harming that may occur
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# *Dies*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# 4 real
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Me too although a little EMO?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# cockbricks,
oh well.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# tis nice though!! :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# i have a habbit of doing that
yours is much better than mine ever are though
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# :)
just steal other peoples ideas! yay!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# I like the spirals,
but now you have to wash it all off, incase we see it tomorrow and then torment you with 'eurrgh, you don't wash.'
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# what is this "wash" you speak so fondly of?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# its
pretty~!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# ta! :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# This is very woo.
You should watch Sci-Fi channel while working more often.

Or perhaps Television X.

*waits with baited breath*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Oooh,
excellent stuff!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Will they buy this?


now I know why there are so few entries this week...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Its possible!
Though I'm not sure I'd like to look like the "after" picture. =(

Woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# No, but i'd like to be inside the girl in the after picture...
stupid celibacy
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)
# apart from the thalidomide
that is.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Pretty people never have sex.
The after lass looks a little manic!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# BIGGGGER!!!
haha

Does that say 'Snatch' on her top???
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Now I want a "Stench" hoodie
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)
# ram one up your chuffer
and fart it out. That should do the trick.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# *exploits niche*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Hmm
suppose any excuse to shit on a hoodie is a good one
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# comic
sans!?!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# MS
no less
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Wizardry!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Benguiat Frisky Att
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)
# posted on the parish website...
tuts
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# TTTHHHEEEEE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNSSSS!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# Somebody please apologise to JJ when they see him.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Weetabix eyebrows!
Woo! |:)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Made me Smile
:)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# it's good but needs more yiffage material.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Squirrels with tits!

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)
# There are squirrels with tits in that very comic!
You just have to find the "Special Files"...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)
# grandmother
eggs
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# *paints lion mark on bell end*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)
# *cracks shell*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)
# *screams*

*quite likes*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# hahahahaaaaaa
like it :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)
# Haha
The eyebrows make it! :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)
# HUrrah for eyebrows

I loves JJ's strip
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Me too.
I go to bed with it read it every day.


In my noobishness, I cannot get the Strike tags to work.
So I will leave it to you to understand what the above post is meant to look like.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)
# <s>text</s>
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Hmm...
I don't believe you.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Excellent!
Using "Strike" and "/Strike" works in the preview, but not when you actually post it.

One of the mysteries of the universe. Thanks!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Me too.
I go to bed with it read it every day.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# i mlike it too
i love the bit where he takes off his thong only to reveal a smaller thong under it, he's such a tease.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# the one where he burst the balloons and covers his shame with a fan
is the best
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!
what a perfect time to visit b3ta for a last peek! grand!


'night b3ta
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)
# and
he's got one of those hats that Tesco butchers wear
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# He needs a part-time job.
To pay the bills between 'shows'.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Hurrah!
That's brill! :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)
# i dooodled again
i also ate cheese and crackers gromit!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)
# that's very good ma'am
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)
# thankyou mister!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)
# hi
um. yeah. things all went horribly wrong at the airport. we're going tomorrow.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# oh ok
so your stuck here?

I had a bad airport experience in LA a couple of weeks ago... ended up leaving much later, but arriving pretty much the same time, in London instead of Manchester.

My sympathies.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# its ok
we're going tomorrow so it should all be fine eventually, it's just really stressful and lame. oh well!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)
# count how many times you have to take your shoes off
when you do eventually fly. I find it breaks up the boredom.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# lully
were you on the phone at the time? that's when some of the best doddles come.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)
# i was waiting for the phone to ring!
so phones were involved. but not hurt.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)
# that's good
as i only buy telephone friendly tuna.

i hope you are will, how are the studies?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# i do no more studying!
im in the real world designing for real people!


just about to maybe finish a 5 month placement.. wanna give me a job?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)
# or on the loo
or the think lab as I call it
(well, just then I did)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)
# i never take paper or a pen to the loo
perhaps i should!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# it helps for some of the trickier moments


oh, to draw on
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# just make sure it's not that stuff like you used to get at school.
unless you are tracing somthign or makign a small flick book.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Ace doodling!
Makes me think of a tall tower type thing, with many stairs, seen through some globe of some kind.

And with that I think I really should go to bed.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)
# i would say he looks pretty fucked...


i do apologise.

edit: ah fuck - i've just scrolled down - that's what i get for watching Ferris Bueller and coming in late.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# holy cleavage
captain uranium
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# ahahah
lmfao
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# hahah
nicely done, but if I could make one slight improvement...........

yes, thats better
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)
# hahahahahah
thats terrifying
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Now, who still wants to coax them out?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:19, archived)
# her
i would have thought
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Much Better....
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)
# hurrah etc
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)
# mine has teh seams! and melons
yours is better,
www.b3ta.com/board/6607967
mine was first :P
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:13, archived)
# I think i recognise that hand...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)
# I use it a lot
eg
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# ooooh
she's radiant.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)
# these are ace
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)
# I'm impressed with that reply.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# im impressed with your nipple
from much further down, is that a real tattoo?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# it was hand drawn by a lovely assistant
using makeup.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:09, archived)
# ooooo
lovely assistant eh?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)
# that is sexy as hell
but no, she was much lovelier.

www.b3ta.com/board/5600513
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:15, archived)
# *admits defeat*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:16, archived)
# I reckon that Dave draws just as many naked women as he does cars
but never shows them to anyone.



Or men, maybe.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# he should show us them
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)
# I like that thought
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:10, archived)
# *googles*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:14, archived)
# I say gentlemen
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)
# I want one!
*gives all of the monies*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)
# 40 please
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)
# here you go!, now fuck off!!!
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(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:05, archived)
# I say sir!
w/y pull up a kittin, shop a chair etc etc.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# If chavy folk were that polite, I may not mind them as much.
I may also fear them greatly.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Mugging you with diction and referring to you as phallus cranium...
It'd certainly take the sting out of being mugged.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:11, archived)
# No you may not
I don't have 20 pence
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# I spurn thee, vile ruffian!
 
Woo! to you.. pull up a kitten.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:34, archived)
# New for Xmas.....
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(yes its a pearost from a while back)
I never did get round to doing Francis Rossi (fnar fnar)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Fantastic!
love it!
*click*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)
# I never saw it originally
so thusly declare it ace
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)
# :D
:( for pearoast, but I've never seen it before so woo, especially for the +44 and bandwagon outfit bits
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)
# merci
may teh quo be with you
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Rockin' All Over The Galaxy!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)
# they recycled the same mould for the owen wilson doll
in the starshy and hutch merchandise
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)
# that is ace
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Arf,
never saw it origanally so it's okay.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:04, archived)
# It's ok, apparently they love it
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)
# that deseves a
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simple but nice
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:55, archived)
# is that carved from a Jammy Dodger?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)
# mmmm
carved jammy dodger (drools)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)
# That
took far too long to work out :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Pfffft.....!
Good evening, Mister Toast.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:57, archived)
# evening
loved your Batman earlier, hard
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Cheers, chap :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Special Agent Dolphins
They will over rule us all!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:58, archived)
# WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THAT SR-71?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:06, archived)
# added dolphins, David
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Added the standard government Sonar attachments
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Are you sure it's not an A-12?
I love those things, the best looking aircraft ever... and they're almost 50 years old (well, the engines at least).
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# A face
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because i'm bored.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Crikey thats a bit good.......
It looks like me on a Monday Morning.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)
# 'Tis a fine and bright face.
I'm off to bed now.

To read Asimov and maybe work a bit more on my waistcoat.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)
# read razzle and work on a boob tube.

that's was the advice i got at school.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)
# It's served you well
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:12, archived)
# excellent
however i would expect some red eye as his eyes look far too clean.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:50, archived)
# he can see through time...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Oi loiks that.
Good work sir!

And with that, I'm off to bed.

Goodnight b3ta!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:51, archived)
# I'm making everyone go to bed!

*reads into it and is offended*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:52, archived)
# *yawns*

*looks at clock*

;)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Don't be offended!
Be glad that the last post people see is yours.

And now, I really am off. 'night!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:54, archived)
# night K Mart
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:56, archived)
# He looks a bit sad.
but nice and colourful too!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Nice.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:53, archived)
# That's lully
To quote my dad: "Have a cup of tea and toss yourself off" ;)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:59, archived)

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