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# Q & D
But I wanted to be the first...



news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/help/3681938.stm

(liquid water found on mars...)
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:16, archived)
# This
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6214834.stm
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# 'ning Gheyers! Part 3

Part 1
Part 2

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# bugger
big woo to that
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# yay for elly skellys
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:58, archived)
# err . . .
There in front of his skull?

Ninja!

Where's my Woo!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:32, archived)
# :o
Poor Ellie Fart

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
*clicks*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Haha, ace






also, is the board being shlow for everyone or does my computer have downs?


(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:16, archived)
# The board is slow
this is not to say your computer does not have downs though.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:33, archived)
# HE'S BEEN DOWNSLOADING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# it is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really slow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:35, archived)
# really.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Nah, same prob here man
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:39, archived)
# ha ha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Fredrick enjoyed a good tickle.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
awwww, cuuuute
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Aaaaaw
he;s cleaning the dirty bits!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)
# *chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Awright geyser?
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# arf woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Yay for teh paintmash!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Haha
evil Dad
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Staying atop a bucking pill-millipede for 8 seconds
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

is much harder than it looks initially.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
# RIS?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)
# ow for chrissakes
don't ris everything you don't get within 2 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:38, archived)
# I was going to ris that ris,
but decided he was perhaps jesting.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Woo! Giant insect olympics!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Can he do an Indy 180 on that bug?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Nah, but his kickflip to fakie is getting pretty good
more giant insects tomorrow!
Byeee
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# wow
great source pic's. Bookmarked & thanks...
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Quick one for 4dam

www.b3ta.com/board/6610316
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# he needs a penis gourd
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Bastard penis gourd?
Penis bastard gourd?

~naughty~ ~naughty~ gourd?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# do you want one, I'll post it if you do
but you have to ask nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# *yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# rolfaROOO!
arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# BA-DINGSDINGDINGDING
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BRRRRRRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
I saw the same source image and thought
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Hahaha
But where's granny?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Awwww the cute lil fella
Playing with his digerido!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)
# "Young man, there's no reason to shout...."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# *reinflates*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# *gets firm again*

EDIT: But freebs, that's not my air valve!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# /impressed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# hahahaha
You've made my day
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# that's what Mrs Toast said this morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# do you usually
happen to let fly with your pan?

i sense vic reeves coming towards this conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# he panhandles
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# never marry, kids
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Never marry kids - good advice!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# IS IT FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# no,
that would be when you insert your penis into them


marriage is a holy institution where a man and woman are joined together ...


... ok i stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Is it "Scroaming"?
Or perhaps "Brottaging"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# 'ning, chap!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Jerry Lee Lewis will attest to that
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# they split easily

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Greetings, The Neville.
Woo to your barminess, sir. Are you well this evening?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# I am indeedyup
Although I am in the midst of the "deciding what I might buy people for christmas" lurgy-fog.

I've been advised I should try and improve on last year, where the theme of the day was "Hams for all"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Hams for all is a fine fine theme
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# It's why
the festive season was once called "Chris Hams For All Mass"

From the ancient tradition of a man called Chris, who would travel around the universe giving the gift of pork to
all objects with sufficient mass.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I hope you got halal ham for your islamic friends
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# They can
just eat whatever damn ham they're given. Picky buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
#
"My dog love to roll around in all kinds of things. I can't stop her from becoming dirty but I can stop the smells that linger on after her bath. After giving her Nullo, I noticed a change in her smell and it has also cleared the bad breath. Thank you Nullo and keep up the great work." -R.B.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# "Giving the gift of pork"
Fnar fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# pffft
He'd thrust his meaty sausages and lamb-burgers upon their persons, whether they goddamn liked it or not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# novelty corkscrews
should be this years theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I can't believe people were disappointed with a Christmas Ham.
That's what Christmas is all about, after all.

Buy them ham again - and keep doing it until they like it!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha
i love you
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# A informative tale of caution
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Indeed
a stern lesson for us all
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# serves her right for wanting rice
as always - a joy to behold
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# *Looks for somewhere to hang hat*
Aha! Hatstand.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# tsk, bloody women
always over reacting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# they never look on the bright side...
..now the garden has a feature :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# hahahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Rice!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Trouble with
Mrs. The Neville?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# pfft.
She doesn't usually mind when I hurl utensils through the kitchen window.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)
# This is my life
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# test
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)
# You broke my Internets!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Classic American art

First shoppy in ages
(sirhiss, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# mmmmm Condi
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# condi mints
for the freshest breath!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# they're so strong
even Condi's mimsy is minty
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Thanks, Nullo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# *googles*
hahaha!

"Sexual Appeal

I recently started using your product, Nullo Internal Deodorant tablets. I would just like to say thank you. They work wonders! Before, my boyfriend used to complain, but now, our sex life has improved tremendously. No complaints, he just gets right to it. I can not express my gratitude enough.

-A.L"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
#
"I shot this deer with a muzzleloader after eating Nullo® for about 4 days. He walked within 50 feet of me and never knew I was around. Eight points and 150 pounds. Wow..." -WW
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# condi condi condi condi!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# End of day doodle.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
*paffs*

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# what is chloe again?
a badger?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Some kind of skunk/racoon/black and white weasel
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# I'm not having an anthrowank
until i know EXACTLY what kind of animal I'm supposed to be wanking over
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# You've coined a TERM for it??!!!
8|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)
# It's 4dam
Stop acting surprised that he tries to shock
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# I don't try to anything.
I just type shite to amuse myself. I hardly think anything i say is actually going to shock anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# unless you're ian huntly and your accessing this from prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Oooh plot twist
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Not bad terminology though: anthrowank.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# since there is so much of this nonsense
I think it's important we can describe it accurately.

*YIFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# like you care

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Steady there Charlie Brown
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# *Bums*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# hahaha
I have diaorrea

and now you have my shit ALL OVER YOUR COCK
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# good job i dont have a cock

*removes cucumber*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Ooh yum!
*makes sandwiches*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# diaorrea sandwiches?
*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# your salad will be ruined, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Huzzah!
Dirty breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# So she's a stripper?
An animal stripper... whatever next? ROFFLECAKES !!!!!11!one!1!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# nice!
but i'm afraid the wallet part is not understood by my tired brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# some sort of animal/woman hybrid thing
getting her tits out

please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# I want to see a rolferoo with massive cock
in the interests of sexual equality
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# So do I
now you mention it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# I award you with an official
WOO!
and a lovely YAY!

This is to notify you of the achievement of contributing a sufficient number of large boobies to B3ta.

Unfortunately since B3ta has expanded to encorporate more of the web new and bigger boobies will be required; but we the management of the interwebnet appreciate your efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# This^
Please send all boobies to me first for 'validation'
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
#
(goodAIDS, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# that's the small version?
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# wait for it
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# IS this about cricket?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# cricket?

I've had a shit day and my brain is dead
I promise tomorrow I won't post this picture again

must try harder!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# holy fuck
internet breakage.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# over 200kb
lets cry
(nutsgeezer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Jeez
Guidelines is 250k max, if you ain't got nothing nice to say for a lot of hard work, zip it.
(goodAIDS, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# actually
I was being sarcastic, I think its good.
(nutsgeezer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# for anims you mongtard
still images it's recommended as 50kB

anims at 250kB

and however funny it is, your cockyness is shit.

MMMMMNNNNNGGGHH
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# haha ace
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# READ IT HARDER
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:55, archived)
#
Ahh, sos dude, everytime i've posted something lately, people have bitched, so I was waiting for the onslaught.
(goodAIDS, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# if people keep complaining
maybe that's a sign that you're not listening, hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:57, archived)
# LOL STFU NOOB!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# STFU: Sex-up Tutt's Fucking Uterus?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# "sex tutt"... you mean like a type of me? uhh....
...uh... ermm.... uh.... LOL WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# edited - make more sense now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# you should have spun each gag out into its own post
works for me
(dognutz, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# As huge as that is, I found it really funny
Ha ha Woo!

However, my laughter is no excuse for rule bending.

Link its giant ass.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# I really like this
Even if it is a bit big :-(

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)
# 2 things
Firstly... football jokes don't go down well on here... I'm a rabid football fan but wouldn't dream of trying that particular chestnut on.

Secondly... it's far to big, make it smaller (filesize, not actual size, though that would help too)

That being said... I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)
# bad timing for a massive post
the board is creaking at the moment, I really recommend you thumbnail it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# I'm so happy we have the GOODaids
He's woo-tball crazy
He's woo-tball mad
He's knocked up a spiffing catalogue
Of footie gifts for Dad!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# RIS
oh hang on, there's a Transformers reference in there

but I've no idea what a fucking "Lampard" is supposed to be
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 18:37, archived)
# bigger
you stupid cunt
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# *clicks*
top work that man.

or woman.

or footballer.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# I hate football
AND I REALLY HATE ENOURMOUS POSTS

But I really like this. WOO

/doesn't add up
(I helped save b3ta! Actually i was skiving on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# I LOVE FOOTBALL
And I like this *clicks*

All yous, quit complaining; he could have made Crouch actual size.
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Testing a new hat
I'm hat crazy me!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# is it wrong that I'm making the sound effects out loud to that?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Not at all
I was doing the sound effects in my head the whole time drawing it!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
that takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Needs more R Tape Loading Error
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Maybe next time
Though I'd run out of space on the small screen, and it'd look shit!

How bout I mix and match it with a redex instead?
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# WOO (i made the noises too)
or it could turn into a CDC asteroids game
(Jazz Pirate never says die, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# How about this for our RedEx'ers

(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)
# J
symbol-shift P
symbol-shift P
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Why is it that
I could hear that program loading?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# God yeah.
My mind was adding the sound effects without me thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Something to do with the
Schrodinger's dog effect. You were conditioned to hear that noise whenever you saw the flashing border!

Ding, foods ready!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
# get your redexes out
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# pfft
more of this sort of thing!
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# You will give me all your jaffa cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# You can have them
THEY'RE RANK

/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I don't want yours
there's jizz on them
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I save my jizz for the hobnobs
they absorb more
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# I haven't got any left but you can have my car
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *dances the disco*
(Sneakerdoodle "Have a cup of tea and toss yourself off", Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Let me touch your vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Like you usually ask.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# the nice judge
said I had to
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# it's pronounced
mangina
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# not yours!
Is lemur looking at you? No.

He's looking at that fit girl over there - no there - see?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# that's not a fit girl!
that's Kevin!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# yesssssssssssss
(AllOftehThomas, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# why on earth
do I feel so much hate for you?
You're a noob and i've never seen you before ... yet somehow ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
#

Thanks to Moistness for the source pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# ...
"This is our new song, it's called Some Girls Are Bigger Than Otters"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# hahahahah
top work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# I imagine they have columbian accents..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Ace!!!
The one on the right still needs a Fez though.

"Just like that!"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Haha! Fucking fantastic.
Hope they're more professional than the original Raw Sex line-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# One way, or an' otter.. I'm gonna find ya, I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya

Nicely Zak!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# ^this
arf
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# I like their hats
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Tea, Biscuits and Sex
(Though, not in that order)

oooh....just enough time for a quick sketch!
What should I doodle?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Doodle
hundreds of frustrated b3tans hammering their keyboards in a futile effort to get this fucking site working properly.

Oh, and that picture's superb, as always :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Mine is fucked now.
I fucked it. Literally.

Woo to the pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# WHY IS THE UNIVERSE STILL BREAKING??
This lag is killing me.


Hail thee, rob.
Please fix the funting website.

Love
K. Weasel
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Hang on, she was seen canoodling with me in Derby a few weeks ago!
The strumpet. One biscuit, and look what happens...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# who you calling a strumpet?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# *offers biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Her. I think. I remember shivering at her two-dimensional, graphitey caress.
Although it was pretty dark at the time, and I was fairly inebriated...
But I've got evidence in a clip-frame at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# i remember that!
i'm unsure as to who is who though.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# can i have a doodle about photography now, featuring my sexy D70.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# uh....D70?
In my world, that's a dice with 70 sides.
*geekage*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# you flipping geek
it's my lovely lovely camera
flickr.com/photos/topupthetea
^where my photos live^
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# *whistles innocently*

i wouldn't have a clue what you would be talking about

*tries to look cool*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# You ever seen that pic of the custom D100?
Need a magnifying glass to read the numbers.
:D
*uber geek*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# i have a d100
it's like a golfball.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Ooh, that's rather splendid!
Now draw the goings on in the mind of Paul McKenna...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# I've done your pic
but there's no point posting it as the board is too slow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# i've seen it and it's ACE
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Something to look forward to tomorrow then!
I've got a new redex thing too, but I'm waiting until everything's working properly =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# No crumbs in the FUCKING BED YOU SHELAAAG!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Very nice
but crumbs in the bed is just asking for trouble
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# hurrah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Cor, twice in one day =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# now go make it smaller
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# As if the board wasn't slow enough!
'Ell's Bells.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# I know it's cliche but.
Draw some more Chloe.
Preferably in a range of saucy and revealing clothes.
(Bumsmells, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# that lady, in that there picture
lathering up in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# i just had a terrible day.
could you draw me a nurse, to make it all better again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# When the United States invade the moon, this image will come back to haunt them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# nicely done
might as well pea this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Pffft!!
Missed that one first time... Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Geniarse
click
(Karlos the Marmoset this message may self destruct at, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Arf!
though the Clangers don't live on the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# They live on a moon
that's good enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Ace!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)

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