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[challenge entry] Old men would be able to say...
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Default-font-o-rama!
This made me chuckle
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)
# TO CHINA!
Oh, hang on, no.
Woo!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Heheh
Like it.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)
# Haha,
one day.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:37, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The budget for water world would finally be justified
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:29, archived)
# truly seamless
and it gets a *click*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)
# 'was just watching that
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Why?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)
# The shabbification only adds to the aceness.
*click*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)
# I love this
in ways you can't even begin to imagine
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)
# It took 5 minutes
to notice the tourist's head in the bottom corner.

*click*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)
# thx
hahaha well no ones perfect

thanks for liking it my first ever image post
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Well, welcome,
pull up a shop, chair a kitten etc...
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)
# Have some more seams
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Not real
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)
# you are my hero
now why didn't i think of that?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] You could
See what floats?

(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)
# the RED ONES!
I mean... RIS!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Global Warming:
In The Intrest Of Science!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)
# I must admit,
I had a RIS moment there.

Edit: In fact, I'm still having it.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# This image
It's totally stupid and I suck and I should kill myself but stay enough alive to bury myself in a hole and then when I'm buried I'll kill myself the rest of the way. A total RIS job :(
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)
# In that case,
It's superlative.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:35, archived)
# I understood it, dear.
Don't go dying, it's not productive.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Huzzah
for science.

/Edit: I can try out my new RIS? now!

(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# hehehe
I think that's why what's-his-face invented leaded patrol and CFCs cows- just because they wanted to see what floated.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)
# been watching QI have you? :P
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Yes.

*dons smoking jacket and fez*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Those things don't cause rising sea levels.
You're mixing them up with dihydrogen monoxide.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Blast!
Who can I use instead then?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:39, archived)
# erm
Mr. Methane?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Aha!
*fixes*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:47, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Poles melting...

... oh the humanity....
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)
# pole smelting you say?
give us us woo
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one!

EDIT: reminds me of StickfigureNinja's pole-dancing Hasselhoff
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Arf!
*click*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:44, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)
# eyebrows rock
this is wonderful and made me happy inside
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)
# oh do they?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)
# arg!
I make an exception for that one
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)
# ARGH!
*barf* and *run away!*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# I was expecting something nasty to happen.
This is, instead, rather lovely.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)
# (:
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)
# i usually like your stuff
but I don't like clowns.

edit: love the eyebrows, though
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# how honest!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Well I usually am
when I'm drunk
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:26, archived)
# They are quite nasty at the circus, I must agree.
At a distance they look so jolly, with their painted faces and large grins, but when they come closer, you can see the pain and boredom in their sad little faces.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:24, archived)
# You've conveyed suspicion very well indeed there.
And fluffiness.
And general joy.
Woo!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)
# i was
expecting something more violent, just me i guess
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:22, archived)
# Don't trust a clown with a flower!
ps i find your stuff 200% cuter when reduced to 50% of the size
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)
# smite :)
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:22, archived)
# ave it
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# why am i looking at pictures of your dog?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# why am i looking at pictures of your dog?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# is it cos you broke into my house?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# I've not seen you in some time.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# I've not seen you in a bowl of custard,
Nor do I want to actually.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# I re-emerged from the mists of lincolnshire a month or so ago
how are you petal?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# there's nowt misty about lincolnshire!
/home
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# I'm sorry dear, but it's shite
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# woah!!
WOAH!

why? why is this? what would make you say something like that!?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# If I'd known what sort of hole you'd crawled out from
I'd never have touched myself in front of your image. Now it just makes me feel dirty.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# where the hell in lincolnshire have you been?
it's all flat, there's no holes.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Don'tget me started on your lack of geography.
Not so much as an Ox Bow lake.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# wrong!
i visited one on a geography trip
and knowing my school, it can't have been that far away
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)
# I'm getting annoyed with my chemistry and maths.
Though DT and ICT seem to be getting along well.

I'm very busy at the moment, and should be going to bed now, or I'll be dead in the morning.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# surely that's a good thing?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Hahaha
now you look really mean.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# damn these Brummies and their ninjaness
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Back in my day my parents would just tell me off for going to bed too late.
How times have changed.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# My parents actually gave up on that in year 9
Otherwise my post count wouldn't be so high.

Edit: I've gotta go to bed now.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Did anyone else miss the "getting fucked as a punishment by her parents" joke I was implying?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# I saw it.
I giggled.

So have a belated "Pffft".
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)
# I miss nothing
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)
# I thought it was just my twisted mind.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:17, archived)
# n'night dear.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Lincolnshire has the bst chippy,
in the way of Linfords in Market Deeping.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:40, archived)
# NOOOOO!!!
Not again.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# argh!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# why are we still looking at your dog in a hole?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# why are you looking at his dogs hole?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Curiosity?
It kills cats, but maintains a healthy sphincter elasticity in all canines over 2 feet tall.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# dammit
my canine is 1' 11"
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# RUPTURE AHOY!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# What were the chances?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# I can't think of anything witty to say
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# You shove cameras and dog biscuits up your arse?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# pffft
gebius
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog
A-FUCKING-GAIN!?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# it's worse than it seems
you're in a drainpipe
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# This was here last night.
Now tell me what my last topic was about.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# *jacks this failing thread*
I have made something!
www.theministryoftheaquisitionofimportantfacts.netaspace.com/Forums.aspx
A website to record inane and trivial facts!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# to me
this looks like a top down view of a 'dog face' print lamp shade on a stone table
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Ah fuck it.
Off for a wank and a sleep.

'nite b3ta
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# night night
have a good one
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Have one for me.
G'night.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Nighties!
Rather lacey ones.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Ohhh, foxy!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)
# night nice bum!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
what the heck is this from?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Lazy Town
The cooking episode "You've got to cook it by the book" is what she's singing.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# I have never heard of lazy town
I'll look that one up
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# It's one of the oddest TV shows
I have ever seen.

Really.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# anybody want to fill me in with a few details
about the show? It looks very odd
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Well, there's this guy, the villan?
and he wears this like plastic thing on his head.....

Best if you just look on YouTube I think.

This is the cooking bit www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcGRJEs41ZM
She's a future Britney Spears I think.

Here's some more. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi6WsB8dZcE
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)
# that's the most pointlessly shitty editing EVER
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)
# I thought that, That's why I changed the link.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# it's fucking creepy
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:20, archived)
# It is
horrible!

How old is that girl? There is so much perverted stuff on the internets about people wanting to bed the young maiden.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# well there you go
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)
# 173 days till she's legal then
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# That'll spoil the fun:
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# The one of her shaking a pig could be fun to mash too.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)
# She's saying
"I fucked the pig"
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
so she is.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)
# she has no b00bies
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)
# 15!
Gah!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# holy crap! she's 15!?
where are here breasts and spots?!?!?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Show us yours first
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:25, archived)
# most have already seen them
sorry
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:27, archived)
# it's a huge hit with the kids
my daughter loves it.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# This ^
Exactly.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:30, archived)
# I was wondering about that too
I've seen that girl before
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Ohhhh
Stephanie!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# haha - that's tops
yes!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# She's saying
"cock" to me.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# that show is still scary as fook
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# I was asked to be in some odd reconstruction of it once,
for some show of Jamie Oliver's or something similar, but then I was much too ill to go to the auditions :(
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Trumped by Boobah.
I still wake in a cold sweat.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:19, archived)
# it is like some strange drug
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# I looked in the same pipe and saw...



Quick and dirty and I just had too...
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# CHUMP MAN BEAR

*hums the song*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# he's the bear of many faces
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# A master of disguise
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:18, archived)
# bum, bum. bum, bum. bum, bum. bum, chump manbear
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# That's the other end of the pipe.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# Hurrah!
Arrroow..wwwooo..wooo...wooo...woo!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Why?
picture?
dog?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# The mystery of the vanishing thread.
Solved
Edit:

Rather bad form of me to not post a picture.

For whathisface sheep down there.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
#
why am i looking at pictures of your dog?
*mouse hovering over ignore*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Oh don't be like that
you grumpy shit.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# It can't be snowing
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# it is here you fucker
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# ooh
where's here? kidderminster?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Birmingham
HOme of the brave. Kiddy is 15 miles yonder - points
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# *puts hand over eyes, you know? like a peaked cap*
ooh, i can see SSS's house
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# there's a big hill in the way
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Halesowen?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:08, archived)
# possibly
something unsightly.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Halesowen.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:10, archived)
# i have magic
bendy "seeing over and around things" eyesight
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)
#
house tits
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# ha ha
you've obviously never met her!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Neither have you!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:32, archived)
# Pfft
Rumbled.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:42, archived)
# I.....Can't see it.....
Make it BIGGER!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Why am I looking at pictures of your hole?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# why was i just looking at someone's dog?


hahaha and only 81.72 kB!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# *spacks*
it's a funny old evening
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# It's getting there isn't it?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# I'm just trying to stay one step clear of the flaming and stuff
quite enjoying it really
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:05, archived)
# i'm enjoying it
it's fun!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Best to stay fluffy.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# why? WHY?
):

it's entertainment, is it not?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:09, archived)
# so long as I don't get dragged in
it's rather fun. Like watching people flailing about in a river
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Errrm, Can't think of a good reason.
Insert random insult here
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# This is Flick

I just told her 4dam was coming to visit
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# i think she'd probably be better covering her arse
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# she doesn't want a skull fucking
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# why was i just looking at someone's dog?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)
# it's back!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Ha ha!
Why am i looking at a panda reeeeealy close up?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# maybe it's just really big
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Woo!
I like this
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Garden shed?
Edit: Ninja'd.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# shhhhh
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# ake, rattle n' roll!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# she's got her tail tightly wound round it
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# he'd like that
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# good point
i should probably make her take her basque off too
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)
# He fucks sheds?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# YOU do.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# you wish
or summat
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)
# nice come back!


in your face tutt!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# *fancy secret handshake*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Yay, fluff
*glee*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# aww
oh dear
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# evening late night B3ta peopl!
My scanner at home sucks. :(

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# *legs it*

edit: sweet!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Not as much as your post
edit: I love your scannner
Woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# yeah..... g'night... !!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# fix it
draw a pic
scan it in
post it
profit

ps YAY \o/ i love your strips
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Are you sure?
Also: I hate deleting posts just before I go :(

Edit: Hmm...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# stop hmming you big mong
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# oops.
sorry about that. hit 'submit' by accident. corrected now.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# hehehee y'big silleh
you worried me for a moment then!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)
# my comment still stands
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)
# GAY!






gay!





/Malchick
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# oooooh! not so gay!

*bums*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
# I was just thinking
that you should know better ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# *sigh*
Shame.

Edit: That's much better :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# what happened? :S
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# I think it was a red-x
to begin with.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Oh
ta.

thought I missed something good.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# There was nothing to begin with.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Not even a red-x?
That's bad.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# yeah...
my stupid fault. all initial haranguing fully justified.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# I thought you'd sort that in a sec
awesome cartoon, as usual!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# haha nice.
would post this on the links board.. but.. dunno.. drunk.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6213644.stm

very funny tho.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# ha ha
how did she get matches on the damn plane?
arnt they banned
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# BBC NEVER LIES!


I dunno tho, you'd think so.

They're going to ban farting now probably.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# I quote....
"She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage."
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Medical Condition=Obesity
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Fart attack.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# that'll teach me not too read the article
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# unsurprisingly
it's the most read and most emailed on the bbc website
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# haha
excellent as always
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Haha
awesomeness.

It's like my daily life. Or at least three hours out of every day.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# I have one of those.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# really?
he should meet mine and chat. then maybe he'd shut up for a second so I can get some work done...

;-)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Maybe we can creep out
while they are talking and get on a plane to take us many miles away and they will never find us again!

YAY!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
excellent
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# borange
sounds like something that should bounce
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# he has ace hair
wonderful!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)
# that sounds just about right, yes.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Splendid work, Mansurgeon.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# At last, a word to rhyme with orange!
Poets rejoice in new-found new zeal!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahahahatstand!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Utter bonkers.
I love it!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# tomorrow
will be my special BORANGE day.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# the frontpage width limit should be removed just for you
give us a kiss :-)
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# You're crackers my lord.
woo.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# RPWN?

Ska tissue?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Good lord, it's you.
Thats wonderful.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# *waves*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# *waves back*
Hello. Nice holiday?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# groovy
i went xmas shopping the first day
and the second day i went...xmas shopping!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# You poor soul.
Hope it wasn't overly painful.

I have to do that on friday. I will be armed with a fully charged iPod packed with Blue Jam and ready-rolled cigarettes. And the promise of beer afterwards.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# i wouldn't pack your ipod
with ready rolled cigarettes, that's just silly
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Also quite impossible.
My nano couldn't handle the girth.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# must...
not...
say...
your...
nana...
CAN...
handle...
girth...
nnnnngh!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# My nan can totally handle the girth.
She goes like a train.

(God. I'm sorry)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# never mind god,
apologise to your nan right now!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Pffft. She loves it.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# i bet she's got an ASBO
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# She has
And 15 different kinds of child.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# friday it is then?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# If that is convenient Squire
Its bringing hope to an otherwise terrifying prospect
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# you two going shopping together?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# beering at least
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
#
*jealous*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# come along
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:02, archived)
# i'm far too far away,
glasgow
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Thats a piss-poor excuse
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:06, archived)
# i'm also working
and i don't like you
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:15, archived)
# the pun ache!!
argh
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# MADNESS!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# that's why they call it
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
ace
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# brings a whole new meaning to skanking
also, you posted this as I mentioned toiletpaper down there.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# did you?
where?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# in cleocatra's thread
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# *looks back*
so you did.
and rather randomly too
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# ONNNNNNNEE TUUURRRRRRRD BEEYOOOOOOOOOOND!
*crimps*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# i want some of that!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# hahahaha YESYESYEYSEYSYEYSYE
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# haha
how special
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# hurray


*skanks*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# *awes*
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Did I hear that right?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# pffft
useless cunt
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Oof!
top stuff.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] It wouldn't be all that bad...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# There's a place called Potton?!
How silly the people living there must feel. *Gwauf Gwauf*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# here lies a post by davew27
:(

/and woo to the pic :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Indeed?
After I've been on b3ta for a while, I tend to post rubbish
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)
# irritating cunt
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# :(
/slits wrists against a Toyota Corolla bonnet

just leave it there. if you post a pratty message, best to leave it there for posterity. deleting it just makes us all wonder about your sanity and misuse of the Delete option
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:51, archived)
# you sure you're not davew27?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# :(
this post brought to you by 2 bottles of okocim.

DAMN YOU JD WETHERSPOONS FOR YOUR LOW LOW BOOXE PRICES.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# i think anyone who hasn't worked out what a mongtard he is must be a fool.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# he's not a mongtard.
mongtards are happy.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)
# I have absolutley no idea what I'm talking about
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:57, archived)
# he's actually quite nice
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# that's utter wank!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)
# I think I'll use another account for a few days
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:56, archived)
# just not another stemmil, please
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# so fuck off then
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# ^this
But I will probably wake up tomorrow, and not remember what ever it was that I posted today, and just draw some more cars

If that makes any sense at all
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:55, archived)
# okay then

1. turn off your computer
2. BURN IT
3. throw it out the window
4. fuck off.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:58, archived)
# That would be a stupid idea
There would be nothing to do
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# okay then

1. set fire to yourself
2. jump out of the window (unless you're in a bungalow)
3. fuck off.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# good, good,
let the anger flow through you
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:59, archived)
# it's funny cause i'll only ever get "angry" on the board if i'm in a good mood
you know i'm in a bad mood when i'm being REALLY fluffy!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:04, archived)
# ssssh
don't reveal my secrets!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:07, archived)
# O.O
Well in that case, everything is ok
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 8:38, archived)
# I've never heard of potton
hehe. Beaches will never make it as far north as manchester though
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# It's that time of the night again.


I was going to draw he-man, but then I forgot I was going to draw him and drew this instead. Tell me what the letters stand for and you get a prize.

54321
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# You forgot to draw he-man?
You should be punished. I want he-man!

What letters?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Are you illiterate?
My head hurts.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Is it TVP?
or just TP?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Uh, ok.
Teach Pendant.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:50, archived)
# tropical Paste?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# You wish.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Tango Piles
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Tentacle Porn?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:52, archived)
# NONE OF THE ABOVE
THAT MEANS YOU
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:01, archived)
# toilet paper
hello you.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# You have a potty mind.
y halo thar
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:40, archived)
# I just went to a gig, which was really the recording of a radio show
at the Glee club. It was superb.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Tangled Pickles.
These are getting more and more odd.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Nope.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Toaster Practice?
.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:41, archived)
# does he need it?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Top Punnage!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:45, archived)
# I SEE NO HUMOUR
Wait... maybe. Nope.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Turner Prize
winner!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# I thank you... I think.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Turtle power!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:48, archived)
# It's a puppy.
Or something like that...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Triangular potions
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# You're the closest so far.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:54, archived)
# teh puppy?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:13, archived)
# 60p
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Turtleneck Puppy?
or is turtleneck two words...?

I can never tell with fashion terminology. I remember when it was all fields and a jumper was a jumper.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:21, archived)
# ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 7:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies...


...for the sheer badness. I am a Photoshop virgin.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# how.... interesting.. !
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# certainly makes you think
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# about
bears mostly
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# and whether or not that lady is wearing a bikini top
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# ooo now
that's what i'm thinking
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Nghhhh
Death by seamage.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# seams!


I like it though.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# It's like some curious dream.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# My dreams
have seams too :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# there's a certain charm to this
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# blimey
that's a huge polar bear (or a pygmy)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:38, archived)
# A photoshop virgin?
is that where you put a hymen on all of your pics?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:43, archived)
# *Jots that one down*
Thanks.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Google Earth would be Easier. . .


No more Slow Loading times!

Forgive me, I'm New :(
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)
# :)
the irony is quite brilliant, I can barely see the picture through it, oh no, that's because it IS STILL LOADING!!!!! :D
also www.b3ta.com/board/6611024
Fuck it, I'll post mine again, it only was 2k!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# *slaps face with irony of comments*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# How fucking ironic is this post?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# 196k he's destroying an entire forest as we type
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# hahahaha
how sadly ironic


mindpiss
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Slow loading times from your picture though..
196k? Optimise or shrink or both, chap :)

Nice hummus though..!

EDIT: Link to this one instead.. same quality but a quarter of the size.. www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/easy_google_earth.jpg
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Cheers!
Many Thanks go Out to You

I'm... well, Pretty Shit at this Internet thing. . . .I've watched for so long.. .. .. Still so much to learn!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:46, archived)
# iRONY
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# hehe
world covered with water - check
world better for sunbathing - check

well i'm all out of ideas for this one
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# it's a good post
if a touch big :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Vegetarian food would be easier to get in the shops

due to the collapse of the food chain and the fact that Mico-Protein is an easily
produced protein substitute even under the harshest conditions.
/home economics lesson
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# You can shove your Quorn up your mum's Qunt
;¬)

Keep it up
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Yuk.
That's not a world I want to live in.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# then turn down your heating, use public transport and
be a good eco-warrior
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:26, archived)
# I have energy saving lightbulbs
and I cycle everywhere! that's a good start isn't it?

and now I feel like it's worth it! hurray!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)
# I should be more like you.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Maybe.
I don't recycle though. But I do feel guilty about it.

And I don't preach to anyone about being green, ever, which I think is bonus points!

Nothing worse than a whiny hippy.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Burn down the factory which makes them then
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# PSST - HEY DAVE
BURN THEM.

BURN THEM ALL!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:28, archived)
# he's just terrified they'll ban all cars
before he can drive one, and his pictures will just stare back at him, mocking his inability to touch them for real.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# If they banned cars
I would move to a country where they hadn't
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# yes, because luckily global warming and the apocalypse
will only effect a small region north of Doncaster
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Oh shit,
I'm only a little north of Doncaster!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Move
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:36, archived)
# My Placebo cd finished
I now go to sleep instead
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Funny that.
I go to sleep whenever Placebo *starts*.

;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)
# I just got around to listening to a whole Placebo album
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# heeh
there's a village called Quorn near Loughborough. It's very posh. I had an Italian meal there once.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Deer today, quorn tomorrow.
*gets coat and runs like fuck*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Onward came the meteors!
*obliterates your embassy with space rock*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# I see glitter balls
whenever I think of space rock
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Time for the Quorn Again Christians to step up
/mediocre religion lesson
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# I was a vegetarian for eight long years
Even as a vegetarian I found the stuff revolting.. and Ryan Giggs advertising the stuff didn't make it any more appealing :)

Great pic though :)
I can't be bothered to repost it cos its bedtime but imagine a "Children of the Quorn" picture below this post
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# i'll kill myself WAY before i have to stop eating meat
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Eating meat WILL kill you.
 
(vegetarian, but I smoke and drink like it's going outta style)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Eating meat is good for you!
enough of this vegetarian propaganda!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# No it won't.
Smoking will though.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:32, archived)
# what a load of fucking bollocks
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:39, archived)
# I would just kill everyone else before I had to stop eating meat
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# i'd kill you first you fucking cunt
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:35, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# *innocent smile*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# TuTT likes her meat.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha

ooohohohohoooo yes
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Bacteria!
YUM!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Quorn's as tasty as it sounds isn't it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)
# never harmed the sales of yoghurt
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:34, archived)
# That;'s because yoghurt
doesn't taste like crap.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# I read that...
as micto-protein which isn't something I want to be eating....
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Definitely an improvement...



Click for bigger
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:21, archived)
# the dome has gone
*dances*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Made me RIS for a mo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Ha ha
Excellent, I quite agree!

(Compo it!)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:22, archived)
# oh you FUCKER!!!!!
*Closes Photoshop*
*folds arms*



woo. I guess. ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Heh!
Hopefully you didn't do what I did, which was Google "Desert Aerial" and "Eastenders" for ages before remembering what Google Maps is for.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha
I was using a google earth screenshot ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
I can see Albert Square!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:23, archived)
# RIS?!
I don't get it. At all :( why is it just me?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# London
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Ahhhh
hurray!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# ESSEX!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# that's wonderful
great work
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Ace :)
*imagines Apocalyptic version of Eastenders theme*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Try Bill Bailey's version,
it would sort of fit.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:37, archived)
# That is very woo.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:27, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Splendidi.
Probably only take a few years anyway.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:31, archived)
# haha! but London will flood, not parch
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:44, archived)
# omg took me a while
the english would still build houses on it.

-x-
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Is
it wrong that I was sat here waitin for an animation?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 3:16, archived)
# my house
is gone :-(
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:53, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Very late reply and it already has a FP,
but this is simple, yet absolutely superb!
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# this is great
well done
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Cloning out the shadows of the buildings too much work after all that?
just kidding...very nice
(, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 4:29, archived)
# Bridges
Meh!
(, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)

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