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# I really should be working.
We may need to have a whip-round so I can afford to eat when they sack me for being a wastrel.


1 2 3

Mmm. I want some cheese now.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
these are bonzer
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha I gotsta get me one of those graters! superfast results
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# These are brill.
Forget work...Finish Them!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I only have one soundtrack of choice when playing Fists of Cheese.
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And if you're RISing, LISTEN TO THE BLOODY FALL BEFORE YOUR TEETH FALL OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Those that don't know, don't know
Those that know, know.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# the fall am ace
i love that album
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# I'm listening to that
Right now. uncanny.
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Are you also playing Fists of Cheese?
*EDIT* Of course not, you're on the sodding internet.
*belms at self*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Nope
On to 'Slates' now.
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# You-uh, have-uh
very good taste-uh

/mark e smith.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Nice!
minor tj...I got a front page! Fuckin' A!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
That's ace, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# No one beats Cheddar!!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# these rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] What... me worry?
(bananacat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# That's MAD
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# my thoughts
fazackerly!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Beloved
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# It's the thought that counts...
arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Right.
BTW: Willy´s sells a brand of cat food called Pussy.
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# McGowan you say?
He's a handsome fella alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
#
(Sneakerdoodle "Have a cup of tea and toss yourself off", Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# awww young love
Unsubtle TJ: Any ideas for an easy 80's costume?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Hmmm
White t-shirt with "I'm from the 80's" writen in black marker pen on the front?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
That IS easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# "FRANKIE SAYS
I'm from the 80s"
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# pastel pink "le croc" polo shirt and chinos

or hulk hogan
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Get some Boot Polish.
A-Team!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# mr T
marty mcfly

hannibal smith

erm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Tempted by marty mcfly
would require a trip to the charity shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# tippex stripe across the nose
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Haha
new romantic? Or 8o's tippex sniffing schoolchild?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I was thinking Adam Ant
but thinner sniffer works equally well :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Red X
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Can we make a competition so this can be the winner?
(Bumsmells, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# surely where not talking about this mcgowan?
www.dream-gate.co.uk/assetts/images/clip_image010.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# is that a birth mark on her bottom
or has she had a spanking??
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# i hope the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Last night I are been
mostly going gaga doing this.

I asked JJ some time ago if I could colour some of his stuff.
Spent about 8 hours on this so it's as finished as it's going to be.

took this and made this
blick both for biggar!

or don't click and look at this small 'un.

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For those of you interested in that sort of thing ( especially the filter nazis who might want to work out what two buttons I pressed to magic this ) here is the 9.9MB huge PSD for your perusal
mihd.net/f79vmg ( look for the download link above the google search button when the page loads, click that and wait a second for the direct download link to appear )

Hope JJ likes it as I'd hate to make his work all filthy, plus I've already started cleaning and inking some other of his great sketches.



Edit:/ thank you all. It's always worth the effort when you get a better woo to slagging ratio on b3ta ;) Now, which one next. Perhaps I should start a Jolly Jack's cartoon colouring time? ( No, I'd be mental, it's hard work )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Nice
Good job
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# That is most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# that's just fab
well worth the effort
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Nice Work there....
Hmmm.. Inky...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Zooooooooooooooooooot!
woo! most excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# wonderful
marvellous even.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# verr nice
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Ooh, thass nice...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Great picture,
made all the better for the dialogue that goes with it =)
(Bumsmells, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I'm a talker alright.
gets me in a spot of bovver.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# you've ruined it
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# WOO
brilliant work there mate...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# She should have phoned a friend...
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# B, you stupid slag!
B !
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# No, hang on a sec-
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# France is closest to Scotland,
which is in England. So it must be 'A'.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# pfft!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# *roars*
/scottish people's liberation front blog

/people's scottish liberation front blog

/people's liberation front for scotland blog
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# happy now?


cos we would be! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
nice.

not really up for scottish independence at all actually, as we wouldnt be very good
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# aye
ye'd love to keep the coast of Dumfries & Galloway
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# ye'd?
Is that scottish for something?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# It's scottish for
Lick Mi Balls ya English Pansey!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# what on earth are ye on about?
ninjas in the area
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# ach
ye wee editin' teuchter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# michty moo!
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# splitter!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# E!
/old_primary_school_jokes_are_the_best.com blog
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# hahahaha
that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# he's not a popular man with IT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha
but he can bang his fist on the desk and make the broken computer boot up
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# hahahaa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# RIS?
EDIT: I think I get it now
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# look at your keyboard
look at the pic, notice a slightly worn and wonky key
think of the fonz's catchphrase
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I do like that
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha supoib
though none of those answers are right...
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# poor dear, she has to put up with a lot of shit though
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
She may have her knockers...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
#
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# change your screen resolution from to 640x480 to something else.
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# 'clicks'
yay, we all love drunk aminals.

What's that Skippy? 'Yer fuckin' love us?'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# i like this.
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Defin'tly, defin'tly
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Needs more Daniel Corbett
What a legend.
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# haha
:) rain...man genius!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# he looks like stan laurel there :D
*batters self*
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# another fine mess
you've gotten yourself into
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# *dips battered hubare in ketchup*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# dance for me Partridge!
DANCE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Are you on crack?
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# He and Tom cruise had problems in rehearsal
he didn't know who was on first.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# i think i love you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# the feeling is mutual.
altho I dont say it enough.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# *snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# you make everything
groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# ME OR HIM?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# nice :)
does anyone remember the 'rain man: the musical', sketch on the mary whitehouse experience?

a personal fave.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Haha
i like this, your stuff makes me laugh
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:03, archived)
# Pope Benedict XVI sacks his news correspondent over Ipswich affair


Editted to stop Biggar! nonsense.

(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# that has just
poked out of the side of my office.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# pffft
you said "poked"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Needs to be bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# please make the physical size of this image bigger
the file size if perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Some of can't read it from space
please can you make it bigger.

(or read the FAQ)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# My mouse's scroll ball
just left in protest.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# all of the above responses
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I'll see all your all of the above responses and raise
you all the responses below.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# This^^
With buttons on
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# /folds
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# whatever and ever amen
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# :D
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# go to the orthodontist!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Eggbert's fucking ace.
Does he like to persecute dogs, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# A larger picture won't make the joke any funnier
/notpostedanypicturesyet blog
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Topical*


*in 1993
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# i advocate this back to basics stand on tattyshopping

X
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I advocate advocasy.


Where are all the girl b3ta ones today?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# it is a bit sweaty in here today isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# not half!
*sprays oust*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *dissolves*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# '...and all that remained was his drill-cock attachment'
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# ...
i o, e
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# i've kidnapped them into my MSN prison
and am forcing them into lewd sex acts with my smiley icons.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# illustrate it hard!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Are they the adult style smilies?
Are you logging it all?

What year is this?

Who's the president?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# gets my vote
[x]
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Del?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# First female double handtransplant
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6171809.stm

It's all smiles after the operation before the bandages come off


But wait until she sees who the donor was
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# well you better watch out!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# *peels off fake beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# i've been getting into Scare Tactics lately
tis very funny when they almost pee their pants with fear :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# hahahaha
i have been waiting for someone to do that

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
that's IF they get them on the right way round.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# HIGH 5!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# up above

down below

sorry, but your too slow...


...to lay on five!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# can she go out and commit crimes and when the fingerprints are sent for analysis they come back as the prints of a dead lady (woooOOOooo, spooky)
also woo to pic:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# That's handy!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# pffft!
*beadles*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Let me know when you get bored of these, eh?


Oops! Ninja edit - power bars corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# haha
woo yay

/not bored of them at all
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# pffft
'tis the first one I see though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# okay, tired of them now!



just kidding, they're teh funn!

I'd like to see a goat cheese fight a cunt horse cheese please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# can I make a request
Feta versus Camembert
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# you need to do a league table
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# FATALITY!
(radja, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Haha!
I remember these from ages back.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Ooof.
Don't you bring that sort of pun 'ere, or you'll get a something cheese related (possibly some sort of double-gloucester entendre) up your, erm... er... thingy. Yes.

Cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Heh.
Don't you like cheese puns then? Coz there's stil tons left =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# But they're not ver y-fenni
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Gouda you have the nerve to say that?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
FINISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# yays!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I'M BORED OF CHEESE!!
no not really, i just wanted to know how it sounded

how could you ever be bored of cheese!?
well apart from those few weirdos i've spotted
on the board that dislike "raw" cheese, probably stemming
from a childhood incident involving their fathers or something....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Freaks!
Burn them.

Cheese is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# my mate ate nothing but cheese and bread for months
and it paralysed him down one side of his body.
It was down to a build up of some chemical that is found in cheese or summat :¬S
it was only temporary - he's ok now.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# every day, the internet contains
just one lie. this is today's.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
i have an 18inch pork sword
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# nope
i'm trying to find the name of the stuff in it

I think it begins with a T
edit: also - it was he is alergic to whatever it is
*keeps searching*

edit2: I think this is it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyramine
but I could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# is anyone still listening to you??
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# listening to who?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I know I'm not
so probably not ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# mozarella versus manchega

FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Hoorays!
I see you did the one I asked for. That is good. I am as happy as I can be considering I feel rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# is it a knockout tourney?

or a league?

Edit: now with flags
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# It's bound to be stilton.


It has all the powers.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Heh!
It's a Knockout...!

Oh, no! The Belgians have played their joker!

HahahahahhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# and now prince phillip's fallen over!
HahahahahhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# its all about the jarlsberg!!!
YUMS!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:04, archived)
# these are great
I likes em
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# for that someone who's hard to buy a gift for this Christmas
how about a cheque

from the "stick in the gonads series"
sports
charity
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
blankety blank
blankety blank
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Erm.....okaaaayyy!
woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# no woos necessary
it's based on a real cheque i got once from my mate Ed.
i didn't cash it...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# is that Quincy M.E. ?
*squints*
damn you stupid laptop screen
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# I think this is off Foundphotos
way back when, god knows
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# i find that picture very entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# BURN THE WITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# burn to ash and bone
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Ding dong!
Mr. Camel is eyeing up your missus.



By the way, can anyone point me at a tutorial or give me a couple of good tips/which tools to use how to photoshop this sort of collagey type style?
homepages.which.net/~r.sim/images/Wedding_collage_2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# woo yay!
webcamel is helping


and use layers with layer masks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# these are both freaking me out!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# elipse selection tool, feather selections a few layers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# This works too!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# righto.
Not entirely sure what you mean by 'a few layers'. Care to explain a tiny bit more for someone who hasn't really used layers properly yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# in photoshop once you've made a feathered selection, copy and paste
and it will end up in a new layer
you can then move it around as you please
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Ah.
So just feather the edges and plonk stuff where I want it?

That's basically what I thought of doing, I just assumed there was a better way of sorting it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# that what the picture looks like to me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# I just assumed that
there would be something particularly cunning* about it that justified places charging stupid amounts of money to do it for your wedding photos.

But apparently not.


* i.e. that I couldn't do.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# it's a case of, just cause you don't know how to do it
we'll charge you the earth to do it for you
even though it's easy peasey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I knew that as well.
I just assumed that it wouldn't be something I could look at and guess how to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# are you looking at my bird?
outside now!

i'd grey scale it to start with and then if you indtend to colour it change it back to RGB, the greyscaling will even the image off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I intend to use colour photos.
It's for a bloke at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# oh, you mean in that style, i thought you were doing a touch up of that original pic.

oh, then layers will ve your friend and an eraser with a large brush.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Looks like
that collage is all layer masks. The ellipse is basically the same with a lot of feathering.
This might help.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Ta muchly.
I'll have a look.

I shall try it with layer masking as I've not used that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# use layers, masks and feathered selections
and you will be in collagey type style heaven
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure what this means.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# add each image you want to a new layer and move it to the desired position
then on each layer, add a layer mask
then click on the layer mask, use a selection tool such as the ellipse with the feathering set quite high
then draw on the layer mask using the selection tool

someone else will prolly explain this much better than me - sorry

edit: google search for photoshop layer masks. it has all that you need
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I'll give it a go.
My 'Photoshop for dummies' book is reasonable at explaining what to do but unfortunately you already have to know why you're trying to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# layer masks is quite easy
you will soon pick it up
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# oh yea?
take this, you dirty fecker

*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# i likes teh camels...
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# ahahahahaaa!
that is too silly to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Does she also have
a camel toe?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# wowowowowow
he looks the part

TJ: I've just done my Santa act for Secret Santa at work! (MD, Directors - the lot!)

Almost an hour in a hot suit with a polyester beard obstructing my mouth.

Good fun though (and brownie points!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Woo!
We just spent an hour drumming!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Did any of the directors piddle on your knee?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Fwooosh!

Today Vlad and Ural have witnessed a glowing ebony and gold monolith shoot from the sky.
.. So it's been quite a boring day thusfar. They plan to go and drink Vodka later and throw a small
party in their drunken state, possibly inviting the foreboding figure crawling out of the alien
building to join them.

What're you lot up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Gnashing and grinding . . .
gnashing and grinding . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# i am now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# lay off the pills Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# becoming more intrigued with the story of vlad and ural!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# elder gods from the screaming abyss of space are a riot when they get pissed
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# finding the motivation to set some magazine pages
mmmm
i've got an article on essex authors
one on tattoos and the film review section to have finished
by the end of the day.

i've done a whole load of nothing so far...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# ooooo
what mag do you work for?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# readers wives :)
nah
it's just the college mag called DAVE, we produce one every 3 months,
makes a change from doing adverts and teaching aids i supose :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Arf
You said sex!
*Snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# you said...
oh, i'm not playing this game :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Did some ironing
whilst watching episodes 7, 8 and 9 of 'Heroes'.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# small tasks
and generally being bored and sad
arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# you are sad and boring
AICMFP

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# *hands over £5 note*
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# *buys tit mag*
*goes home alone*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# why sad, sir
?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# bought
some nice twinings english breakfast tea... that's pretty much it really...

EDIT: how rude of me, woo and yay both in order
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Today I have been...
...attempting to legally change my name to Keith.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# How would someone go about illegally changing their name?
Would it involve the Russian mafia? Could Vlad help?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# would you like some sushi?
lovely sushi....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# quality stuff as ever!
Animating tiny cute penguins falling to their death on various imapling devices!
FOR MONEY! woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Vlad leads quite an exciting life.
I've done nothing much today, but I'd like to tell you about something that happened a few weeks ago... I
live in halls beside a canal, and one morning I looked out of the kitchen window to see a duck, sitting on the back of a swan, drifting down the river. It was quite possibly the most incredible thing I have ever witnessed in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# The alien armada arrives
probably in response to Scarlet :)

Or they tired of probing hillbillies


(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Were the Hillbillies investigative journalists or something?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# that's quite nice
it puts me in mind of sugarspunsisters stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# that is
actually quite a compliment, thanks :)
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# any time chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
p
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# hmmm
narrows eyes :)
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# yeah
but without the attitude...

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# or the altitude
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# or the platitude
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# or the dungarees
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# or the hairy arms
ha ha dungarees
she claims they're not, but i don't believe her.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# you've
never seen my hairy arms...

also RIS?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# they're/we're not talking bout you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# i know
i was just wandering what the hell was going on... :)
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# or the hat she chewed





possibly
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# nice
they're lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# They look like a forks to be rekoned with!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# from the planet Molar?
much woos!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
#

Darth Vileda.

My site - Trouble Down Pit
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# that's wonderful
and put a smile on my face
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# ha ha!
'join me and together we will mop the universe'

tres woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# I see you have been made your own mop,
you're good, but you're not a cleaner yet! *clenches fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# mop-a-tops!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# pffft!
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Braw!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# huh huh huh huh (In a high voice)*
*Eddie's laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# i cann't believe Eddie is making a fourth!
no hold on
i cann't believe stallone is making another rocky and a rambo

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# whuagaggleguarglemurgle
is all i hear when stallone speaks
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Don't forget
Bruce and Die hard
and Harrison and Indy 4
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# bwahahaha!
fantastic!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# ha!
he'll wipe the floor with all his enemies
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# It's true,
he'll clean up the galaxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# bored...
Though not as bored as i would be if i were back in Ipswich.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(dieselmonkey, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Here's your ticket, sir.
The train to Hull leaves from the platform over there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# would that be platform
6? at roughly 6:06?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# no...
7:06...or 6:66
(rrrr, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# This
made me cringe.
And then click.
(morner, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Hmm. Have some approving disapproval.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# so that's how it happens!
hahaha! woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# YAY!
go scarlet!
couldn't she make a device for contacting aliens seeing as she's so clever?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Probably.....
....but the lights are prettier.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# you make a valid point there
are you going to do my christmassy suggestion from last week?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# needs more handlebar moustaches
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# CONTACT!
/J5

i love her innocent expression :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# *Makes contact*
.
.
.
.
.
*probes*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Haven't seen any off these in aaages
nice as per.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Ah, she made a mistake there
she should have gone for 'Mrs. Alien'. Mr Alien is a grumpy bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# nice one
I am, as always, humbled by teh woosomeness
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Nice
I thought Scarlet was an alien.


BEWARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# santa's sweat shop
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Aliens being kept in a small jar in Scarlet's loft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# cyborg
badger girl?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# the great naked thistle harvest of scotchland
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# *thinks about naked Scotsmen*
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# it's the lassies
harvesting shirley?

well it is in my mind anyway...

*yiffs
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# oi!
we're not all as deformed as 4dam!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# who said anything about men?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# RACIST!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# your version of doctorwhen's advent calender
www.planetsimon.co.uk/images/advent_calendar.jpg

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# heh :)
Calendar (with nip).
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# that is nice.
but i want all six of them. or just the one on the right, without disfigured thighs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# i always had a thing for ariel
/fish-yiffs
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# she started my obsession with red-headed women.
i'm not sure if i should be happy with that...
the truth however is, i am.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# this^
sadly...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# look at the bright side.
you could have been obsessed by the beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Lots of people grinning and waving
to cheer everyone up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# visiting santa in a global warming type scenario,
with santa in bermuda shorts and sexy elf helpers in bikinis, on the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# whores in a river
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# almost mindpissed me!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# THE FUTURE OF AGRICULTURE
LOAM
LED SICKLES
GLACIAL TILL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# this!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4489792.stm

with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# wow!
that's pretty cool actually
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# A river of whores
being admired by a selection of rippers.
Jack is hacking at his scrotum with a knife, Yorkshire is beating at his bellend with a ballpeen hammer, and Suffolk is simply choking the chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# The entire plot of Back to the Future acted out by people wearing animal costumes, on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha
has scarlet been at my iPod headphones then?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Haway, lets get this over with.......
Get up and glow, the best breakfast served in London is at the Millennium Hotel mmmmmmmm !

(Sven Svensson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
/does a little poo
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# whoooooaaaa!
Nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# massively bindun
and also massive
welcome to b3ta noob!

EDIT: it's still the same file, so it's still massive...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# *hands bag of fluff*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)
# i have fluff
i keep it in my belly button
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# I have fluff on my cheeks
and at 30 that's quite embarrassing.

I never look in my belly button, can't stand to touch them.

*shivver*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# canny idea..
poorly executed
(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# 85k and artifacty as hell
how big was the original?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# about
25 by 30 i reckon
(jammietarts ..., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# someone's poisoned your optimiser!
the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
#
meh

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# HAHAHA!
/does another little poo
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# arf
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)
# hehehe
i think I love that!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)
# I think I see bin Laden
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# hahahaAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# I loved that little bandwagon
just for the shear ludicrousness of some of the entries
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# AAAAA
AAAAA
*clix*
*EDIT - realises he can't click. Shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# where's wally?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# East Lothian
www.multimap.com/map/places.cgi?client=public&lang=&advanced=&keepicon=true&quicksearch=wally
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# there he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# where's thomas??!11!!1onety
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahaha

on all 3 counts
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)
# The big breakfast!!


but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta,
Pull up a chair read the FAQ and do have a nice day.

While I admire your optimism this is a little large. Resizing the image would make it look a lot less pixelly (yes that is a word!) and make the filesize a little smaller.

/nazi blog

Anyway have this just for fun...

(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# erm...
i'm ris for this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Really?
You dumber!

;p
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
doh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Thierry
On Wii...

OnWii...

Henry?

Sorry, it's a sport joke... apparently.

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# WOO YAY!
Welcome me old mucka ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)

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