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[challenge entry] Get the same card from my grocer every year
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Wonder if he's trying to tellme something?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# corrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Ah
you have a photo of my elusive grocer
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# yes
it's my grocer too

I find that giant veggie robots with a tendency to wank in public are the best grocers of them all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Agreed
100%
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Cor(e), that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# holy motherfucking tittyshitting christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# That's rather good
that is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Is that your fruit goatse picture?
I seem to remember it on b3ta many years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Mr Archimboldo
is a talented artist, as well as being a fruit and vegetable merchant. He surely wouldn't have roasted peas as well.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# aha
busted!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# fruity genius!
I reaaaally like this =o]
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I lied

Click for bigger (21 kb)

And made one more inspired by the BNP one somewhere down there.

I say inspired more ripped off but still...
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# ha ha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# do de do...

Click for image without festive message
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 23:17, archived)
# On the theme of cats....
Meet Little Squirts...
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# ITS LIKE THAT VERY FUNNY CHARACTER IN LITTLE BRITAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# That show only serves to re-enforce the stereotype
that Matt Lucas and David Walliams are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# don't mock it
comic delusion is a serious mental illness from which these two have been suffering for some time now. they deserve our sympathy, not our money :D
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Matt Lucas's only funny moment
"SOOOOO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE SCORES? YOU FAT COW!"

on shooting starts circa 1998
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# I'm bad I'm bad
I'm so bad last night I had two dinners.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Looks like big squirts to me
But woo for lovely kittin eye action
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Oh you lot never tire of these do you?
(brob, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Actually,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# *phones RSPCA*
*edit* then phone's Al Gore to fix the internets
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Royal Society for the
prevention of compression atrocities?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# crikey... tha's good :D
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# *bows*
eyethanckioo
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# not that good
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# *tires*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# *uses tenuous cat theme to parade new kitten*
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# kill it
hard...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# AW HE'S LOVELY CALL HIM VLAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# she does look a bit evil in that one...
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better?
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# now her face is saying
"please master Samedi... dont bum me today??!!"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# burn her?!
20 minutes at 180° plus 40 minutes per pound. not burnt, just medium-rare!

bit sinewy though
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# sh looks like she has neons fitted in her face
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# "So you're a plumber?
what on earth is that?"
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# what's that quotation from?
*berates google for having to ask*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Izzard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# it's izzard's disdainful cat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# The cat just looks so incredibly monarchist :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# don't ripen yet! don't ripen yet!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Stalinist, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# oh yeah
phthlthfffffff!
*does overripe mime*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# *drills*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# kittybits?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
#
by 0.4kb.

lol
(brob, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# lolzomgwtfbbq!!!!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# pfft!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# ROFLCOPTOR!!!
LOOOORRRDZZZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# That's what they all say.
They all say lol.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# now you've done it
now you've reeeaally done it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Great source pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# I like the picture and the caption.
But you might want to make your picture smaller.

This handy tutorial will tell you how.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Oi you cat
No flying in the house!
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Gone one better
couldn't even be arsed with adding text

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# what he win the bronze medal for?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# teh best fluffeth awardzz
*sigh*
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Why am I looking at your mirrored cat?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# It's a rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# YOU LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# If that's a rabbit,
where are its tits?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# is that Shroedinger's cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# could be
could be not
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# He is General Zod.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Action kat!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# My cat... IN A HAT!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# 'Noon.


Nice to see Nintendo's mark of quality on their new products then.

Storified
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# as in:
wiidamage.com and wiihaveaproblem.com
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# The same
Everyone needs to destroy their own property playing games, wouldn't be Christmas otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooo!
dat tis cheapy Gaffa copy and make people think that it is called Duct tape!

Ban it! Ban it now!

/END RANT
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# What?
Duck tape was the original waterproof tape.

Duct tape is a generic term from duck tape.

Silglass is the daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# isn't duct tape
used for taping ducts, and people thought it was called duck tape.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# according to wikipedia, duck tape is just another accepted name for duct tape
they are both the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# yes
but where did the name come from?
which expression was first?
and what has gaffa tape to do with it?
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Ducks are waterproof.
*perforates a duck*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# *calls PETA*
*then decides not to cause it'd be unhumanly cruel*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# 'gaffer'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# The name is from film set gafffers
Who taped down parts of their sets when required.

or so I was told
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# but who'd want to tape a duck..
Isn't it a case of biro/ballpoint pen, the tradename is more well known than the actual item
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Hoover/Vacuum cleaner?
My Step mum used to work in a vacs spares place and someone came in asking for hoover bags. She asked what type of Hoover it was and got the reply, "I think it's an Electrolux of some kind"

Stupid people.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# It's and Anglo/American thing
Any self respecting English Roadie would rather eat their own feet with semalena than call it the D word!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# It's the gaffer of tapes.
it is made by duck tape though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Things you'll never hear said at a gig...
'gaffer tape won't fix that'
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Gaffa tape if it isn't stuck, WD40 if it is.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# that's about the
one millionth theory about the etymology of adhesive tape i heard

i think everyone is a bit confused about it
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Duck tape is a very old brand of waterproof tape.
Duct tape is just tape for taping ducts.

Silglass is a really sticky mastic based stuff which is the daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6641556
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# ouch!
the amazing recursive thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6641617
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# that thing looks utterly fucking stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# It looks like one of these controllers that you have at the side of your hospital bed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha - yes it does
a craftmatic controller
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# ashally
all the damage i've seen is caused by stupid people letting go of the remote. wrist strap or not, if it doesn't leave your hand it's not going to damage anything. unless you hit something with your fist.

though in all the damage i've seen, the remote has always stayed remarkably intact. if it's more durable than a 42" telly they must be doing something right!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# It seems a strange way to identify them...

(Smith, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# haha love how you are almost singlehandedly keeping that phrase alive.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# I see it around a lot.
To be fair, if people didn't chuck out shitty 90k images then it would die out.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# I think I like the simplicity of you just stating it will a simple full stop and nothing else
Makes me chuckle every time.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# *makes chuckle noise*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# No.
That image in your profile was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# *edit*
Excuse my outburst.

Kindly reduce the filesize of your picture, new person.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# future reference
you've actually done well in reducing it to 80kb as a jpeg...

however... next time... crop the
titlebar
broswer controls
scrollbars
status bar

*edit* you might also want to do more than change one letter :-/

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# My mistake...

I can't work crappy Gimp in Linux... It will be another 3 years till my next post anyway...
(Smith, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# impressive lurkage none-the-less
:D
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# .
I've already said too much.
(Smith, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Can't blame you
Gimp has the most horrible interface ever.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# LURKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] it makes me feel sick....
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# redex
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# really ?
i can see it...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# there's 5 of them in that tree
you should know - you put them there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# alright for me
how was it for you darling?
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# blue-ex
must be.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
no prossies pressies under there?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Not under the tories mate..
you'd never afford a prossie, or a pressie even.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# I have already received mine.
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Couldn't be bothered making anything good
So:
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(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# his eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Your eyes!
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# our eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# four eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Our eyes!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# pronoun eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# eyes scream, yous scream we all scream for eyes cream.
Not the buttake sort
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Buttake?
Is that where a load of blokes jizz all over your arse?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# What the shuddering fook is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# A car, a fez, some christmas lights and a laptop
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# What?
No car?!?!

Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# CAN'T YOU SEE A FORD FOCUS?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# arse.
wrong again.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# oh noes...
the spack and the sans have burned my eyes like CILLIT BANG!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# thanks Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# "Couldn't be bothered making anything good"
Congratulations but if you can't be bothered, TITS or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# *hugs*


Thanks for saying it so I don't have to, I didn't trust myself to be that polite
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# hehe
should I take my head off your breasts now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
#


Nah. You're fine. I'm quite enjoying the warmth
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
#
me too. mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# go on, be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Too late
I'll try making something good for my 6000 7000 8000 9000 10k
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# *waits*
congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# mooncat does armageddeon
mooncat does armageddeon
(Captain Buttnits, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Hello
Here's my contribution for the day. ;)

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(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# are you winking at me?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# this is very woo
sulky little bugger, i might just print this out and post it all over the york barbican later..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# i really can't believe people are having a go at him
for suffering with depression
especially in light of recent campaigns to highlight mental illness
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# yeah... but he's always been a nob end...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# I think he's entertaining!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# hmmmmm.....
you are entitled to your opinion.... albeit the WRONG ONE!
:D
Mcenroe = entertaining
Mohammed Ali = entertaining
Ronnie = arrogant wazzok who got away with hoofing an official!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Indie special mix
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# not really
how depressing is it to earn a fortune playing snooker he just wasn't playing well and sulked off.. Bit like throwing the monopoly board everywhere when you're losing.
*edit on second thought I'd be depresse having to spend several hours playing snooker with stephen hendry..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# ....you mean you DON'T do that?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Depression has nothing to do with your situation at the time, usually
Clinical depression is caused by a hormonal imbalance in the brain. It can happen to people who have everything they want, and people who have nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# EMO......
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# rather that than the alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# You mean
an insensitive prick who laughs at mental illnesses?


Yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# *laughs anyway*
mmmmnnnnnggghhhhhhhh
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Y'see that's the weird thing.
I have no problem at all with people laughing at mongs, although obviously doing it to their face would be different.

I guess when you suffer from an illness and people laugh at other people for having the same thing, it's not so funny any more.

/thoughtfulblog.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# I think it goes further than that to be honest
personally I find it easier to sympathise with a mental illness which afflicts many "ordinary" people as opposed to one that thankfully only affects a minority

not that I sympathise much anyway, I'm a a heartless bastard
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I suffer from depression
but this is funnky because I think the reaction to Ronnie's actions is justified, as his behaviour is not becoming of the world of snooker, or some such BS.

/two-pen'th
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# No, I meant chav.
;-)

(s'alright, I've suffered from clinical depression as have both of my parents, I had the thing when I was little of not understanding why they were like that but I got my head around it more when it happened to me)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Same with me and my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# so are there only two types of people
emo or chav...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# No, theres the insanely metal such as myself also.
But that's not even in the spectrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Insanely metal?
You mean you wear chains everywhere and encase yourself in leather?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# YES
Well, not recently. But I have been known.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# yet how many times do people post
pictures of retards and mongs an go mnggghhhhh etc, this is the haven for people to laugh at others, its all funny till someoneloses an eye... If you're offended by people laughing at illnesses then this ain't the right place to share it..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6641477
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# agreed then..
:)
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I am only vaguelly paying attention to this
I take the piss out of most things.

I just know a bit about mental health as I grew up in a family blighted by lack of it and I also used to work for the Bucks Mental Health NHS Trust.

Mygrandparents are just nicely insane though. Yesterday my grandmother got trolleyed to get back at my grandad so he thrw a bucket of water over her.

They're in their 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Haha
brilliant :) Old peeps are great.

I used to work for a housing association who worked specifically with people with mental health problems - really opened my eyes to the fact that I wasn't alone. It makes a lot of difference.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# maybe if you bought some clothes that weren't black
you might cheer up a bit..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Fuck off.
I'll only tell you once.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# see thats my point
get all aggressive instead of seeing the funny side in things now and again..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# 'Funny' is not spouting drivel that
every fucking chav on the street shouts at me every. fucking. day. in. my. life.

Get some originality.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# and goths that
want others to be original is taking the piss, I haven't seen an original goth yet, you all wear black and big boots. No different to a chav and their burberry uniform. Just don't be so sensitive about things all the time, Could you use a hug.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# I get plenty of hugs.
The difference between goths and chavs is that goths are actually half-decent people, despite having problems of their own.

Chavs on the other hand use their poor backgrounds as an excuse to be utter cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# an I'm neither
but I'm sure that both goths and chavs can be nice people or cunts in their own right, I however haven't felt the need to join a tribe, and wear a uniform to seperate myself from other people. I understand you were upset because you suffer from depresion I've been there too, everyone has at some point or maybe they will do. I just think by wallowing in it an listening to depressing music hanging with other depressed people isn't the way out of it, pick yourself up dust yourself off and make your own future work for you.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# OME
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Exactly.
No Hindus or resistors for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Well put young lady!
I'm depressed at the moment....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# this is true
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# I'm also very pissed off about that.
And that's all I have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# this
definitely. depression is no laughing matter.

Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# a 3.5 meg .png??? ARE YOU INSANE??























*giggles at sound of a thousand 'right-clicks'*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Dixon_Bawls
The Nazi's Nazi!

:-p
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# nazi
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# lovely wrist pumping action
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# om fönf ohr fömfonförzig wörd zöröckgebögelt

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
#
was?
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha... I did that...
cunt.

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# but if a huge image is posted in a forest and nobody is there to right-click
does it get nazi-ed?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# hehehe
cheeky wee scamp..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# 3.5 fucking meg?!?!?!?! why I ought to.....
hold on.....


THIS ISN'T A 3.5 MEG PNG!!!!!!

damn you Bawls!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# "I would have got away with it to... if it wans't for you, fiddling kids!"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# pffft - is that really a scoobydooism?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# i like this...
ronnie is an utter minge!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Sod this, I'm going home.
*sulks*
(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Totally topical taste!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# 52728bytes?
What the deuce?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Morphology, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# crumbs!
please disregard my name when this 'man' is in context
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# griffin un-saver

just back from jamaica




(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)
#
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# here come the nazis
..
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
#nonces roasting on an open fire...#
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Haha,
this one's actually burrowed its way INSIDE my knuckle.
Disgraceful!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# The new Mackie inline EQ is really taking the piss!


I'm expecting RISness here


EDIT: Do I win the 2006 B3ta RIS award?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# RISness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# I will say
But I'm waiting for the fellow geeks:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Is Mackie a make of EQ?
Other than that, i'm at RIS factor 5

ED: Or an in-line skater?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# They make mixing desks
and other such things
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# In line means that they are all in a line
Quite logical really:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# wouldn't a mixing bowl be more hygenic and less messy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Yes...
but you have to have the mixing desk to put the mixing bowl on silly =P
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# ah - science
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Oh no, I totally get it
You're saying all Japanese guys are knobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# HAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# It's Pol Pot
He was Cambodian:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# potato, potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# carrot, carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Racialist!
(irMrk, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# and they are pot switches
which is short for potentiometer - mner!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Don't you blind me with science
I'm sticking up for my people here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# are you queen of the potato people now then?
Queen Edward
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# No, a am a Japanese man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# grory hore!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Don't you call me a whore.
I've got chucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# chucks?
*edit* ahhhh nun-chucks
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# she works in a 1930s airport
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# why aren't they called a Japanaman?
like Chinaman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Because of the hats
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# oh won't you caa-aall my name!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# You win the star prize
Let me find it now...



...It's in my nose somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# *butters the bread ready*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Found it.
I knew I kept the decayed corpse of Mother Teresa of Calcutta somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# cor!
brown sauce with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# And obviously Branston pickle if she had been sainted
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# that's too fancy for a Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# now as an owner of a mackie desk i should really understand this
who's the chump though?

*edit* oh, i see...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Pol Pot:D
EDIT: You are my one chance of redemption!

EDIT EDIT: For nonaudio geeks. The knobs on a desk or any audio equipment are called potentiometers or pots.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# They're called twiddly knobs.
you fucking poser.




;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Plenty of those on here.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Yes well at least I can:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Ooooh!
*handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Be a tiger for me darling, a tiger
Rawr! Yea that's it. No, look up for me sweetheart, no twist the nipples, that's it.

CAN WE GET SOME ICE IN HERE?

Right, now just clamp this on your vagina for a few seconds, now pout, lick your lips a bit and FANTASTIC.


Edit- I definitely want to become a porn photographer. Really, either that or a marine biologist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# The
Camera loves me baby!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# I've got a mackie desk
..and never realised the knobs actually had a name, other than knobs. Live and learn :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# i've never heard that.
They are, and will always be EQ KNOBS/DIALS to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Na
Pots

/Sad FOH blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# I don't have any hardware at all anyway :(
All my 'pot's are via by software / vst's.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# And in your kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# my whole kitchen is software based - I do all my cooking via my PC.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I call the knobs knobs.
And the bit underneath that has wires soldered to it a pot.

But I'm just odd.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# See now they're 'sticky outty peg bits'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# No, not the sticky outty peg bit.
The big round bit with wires.

So on my guitar - the pot is inside the body, the sticky outty peg bit is on the front of the guitar and the knob fits over the sticky outty peg bit.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I know the hardware, just not sure who the bloke is :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# *this*
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Pol Pot
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Now if it had been headphones...
=D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Holiday in Cambodia
it's tough kid but it's life
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# I'm happy to oblige with some RIS for you...
And so is Jesus.



EDIT: Pots, ah now I get it... =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
I absolutely love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Happy to oblige with more RIS.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# pol potentiometer
Edit: I see I came to this party late...
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Right im done for now


That's the last of my appalling photoshop skills for today
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Maybe so, but it made me giggle
I think you'll find the parsley is a charity donation:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Like Farepak could even afford that...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Haha!
The company that stole Christmas...

And then asked everyone that would have benefited from people spending vouchers to cough up and help. Meh.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# serves them right for not opening a proper bank account
suckers
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Xmas? Bah Humbug
.
just got the butler to put up the mansion's illuminations once again
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Nice bendage there! =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# he's a ghey?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# No, just bendy
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha
aceness :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Arf!


He will still bring me a stocking though wont he?
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# a stroking perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# That will do
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Yay!
1
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# looks like
guesthouse paradiso
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha!
and fick off happy virus.

may i thank all you loverly people for helping me to cure my virus problem. stuffing my machine with oily rags and setting fire to them seems to have done the trick.
anyone know of a nice hostel as i've just burnt the house down.


(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/6641325
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# ymca?
you'll get a very merry christmas there!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# sorry i didn't answer you earlier.
it got to exactly where you said at boot up but but went no further.
i buggered off to poke it with with a pointed stick at that stage.
i ran a couple of virus scans and rather than trying to boot in safe mode it booted up fine in normal mode.
thanks to you and wize for your sensible suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The story that vanished


More to come
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# jpegartifactastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# TJ
Now this is what I call pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
#
"After the hearing, Craswell's father, who declined to be named, said there should have been barriers to prevent his son from getting on to the railway line. "

WHAT HAPPENED TO TAKING RESPONSIBILITY?? AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING NANNY STATE RANTRANTRANT AAARRRGGKLJHIUO:QWYFDP(YQWOPE89yf09&^_")£^R*IO"NUFYCILEUAYC)(*${)&$+&UQICE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# *pulls Dixon's head onto bosom*
There, there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# =^_^=
kekekekekekekekekekeekkekkekeekekeke
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Chrissakes.
Should read: "I'm a fucking terrible father - I never told him not to go on the railway lines. In fact I used to take him on day trips there. Oh well."

Parents don't have a clue any more.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# *cancels weekend outing with the kids*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# this is strange...
... i remember everyday my mother used to say, without fail, as i left for school "Watch the roads"

and the one time she didnt say it... I GOT RUN OVER!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# 'watch the cars' would hae made more sense
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# that's just parental irresponsibility
that is
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# the cow!!!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Well said Mr Bawls.
I for one, couldn't agree more.

For instance, what's with that "Other films you may enjoy" bollocks at Cineworld? Is there something too hard to understand about "Coming Soon"?

/soapbox
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# It's probably something about
the double-entendre in 'coming soon'.

I personally think the whole world is mad.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# cuming soon shoe-oily?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# I really hate the word 'cuming/cumming'.
It just seems so schoolboy-esque.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# there was some major flaming over it earlier today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Yeah I saw :)
I'm sure the guy meant 'cumin'.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Was there?
I missed that. Got a link?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# The only flaming is Griffin, the big drama queen
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I've spazzed back and seen it.
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# *scratches your eyes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# It's useful though
You try screaming 'I'm about to have an orgasm' when you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Yeah... it's the spelling that really pisses me off.
C-O-M-I-N-G is the way to spell it in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Oh aye, I agree with you there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Hurrah!
Someone who agrees!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# best tell these poor fuckers then
maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=Cumming,+Warren,+Iowa,+United+States&ie=UTF8&om=1&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=57.379893,108.017578&z=14&iwloc=addr
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
pure genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# its the 3 types of recomendations that get me
can't remeber the first one,
recomended by kids for kids
recomened by the 'team' at Cineworld - get to fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# The "Team"?
fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# have you seen the people who work at cinemas?
would you take their recommendation for anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# not a thing. Not even their directions to the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Team Cineworld of course.
Occasionally called Team CW*

*Not in any way affiliated with Captain Wow, Chorizowagon or CaroWallis. Or any other CWs I've forgotted.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# CuntWastrel?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Cwiff Wichard
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# 'Craswell's father, who declined to be named,'
i'll name him: MISTER CRASWELL
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# (senior)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# se~nor!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Good god, I never thought I'd find someone as obsessed with Izzard as I am.
However I am glad that I have, because I don't feel like such a freak any more.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# 'and it wouldn't be 'seen-your' would it, it'd be 'Senor!'.....'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Exactly :D
As I recall it was crabs saying it...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# It was indeed
Louder pig louder pig louder pig mute! La cucaracha the pig...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# I turn you into a.... PIG!
A PIG!... PIG!... Damn batteries...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# I can't see that word without thinking of Eddie Izzard now
postning, mictofluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# how are you sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Well I'm kind of busty...
Oh I see what you mean.

I am okidoki, ta. Busty, as it happens.

AND IT'S FRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Maybe he should just put his son on elastic.
That way he can only stay at the pub as long as he could hold himself there, and he'd get home REALLY quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# What a fab idea
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# *bows*
I am a fab person, is why
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# oddly enough
that made me remember to check to train times
(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# What a numpty.
There were some brill ones in the metro of Alice Beer off telly.
Pissed & hugging a traffic cone. They haven't hit the interweb yet....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# she has a great name
a face like a welders bench, but a great name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Here...
img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/12/alicelbeerREX_500x600.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Serves her right
I owned a puffball skirt when I was little and even THEN I knew it was a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Good work
I did look for them
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# what the fuck is she wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# looks like Willem Dafoe in the top frame
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I think its the entrepreneur
aussie guy off of dragons den...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# A big mushroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I think her farts are collecting in her distended rectal membrane and she hasn't noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# a puffball skirt
80s badness
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# excellent
i was like that last night
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# you looked great in that skirt
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# I shouldn't have gone commando though

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Ooof!
Post-ning, all.

*munches*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# 'ning, Cap'n!
*molests slightly*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# How was your gig?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# We rocked!
And looked hilarious...

www.b3ta.com/board/6640345
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# I didn't know Phil Mitchell was even into Adam and the Ants
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# *chases*
*bums*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# hullo.
watcha munchin' ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# doritos, nuts and a chicken salad sarnie.
Oh and a piss-poor glass of white wine as we had a presentation today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# ooh I want some piss poor wine too
In 3 hours starts our company xmas pardy..

lots of free booze and eats, and Dixon in a white suit and wig. Fabtastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Ours is tonight, too
On some big yacht thing on the Thames. I'm not going though as fuckoffamIwearingaballgown. Plus it's no partners.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# No partners - :( yeh here too
The summerparty had partners and families invited.. so it was full of screaming kids :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Chloe the Mountie.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# + with impressive norks
phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# I like the way the breast pockets could just as easily be peephole flaps :o)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Hehehehe
I thinking about a humanoid Defenbekker.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Lassie was shit compared to him
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I don't know if you remember if he was deaf.
But I seem to remember that his name if German meant 'deaf bastard'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# woo to that! - does she always get her man?
- you wouldn't mind going 'due south' on that

/other generic Canadian mountie stereotypical comments
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# *mounts*
*re-reads*

*dismounts*

Sorry about that. Heh...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# PROF. KM!
*pretends to be shocked*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# *sees through pretence*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# That'll teach me not to type it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# she always gets her man
\obvious

woo - vry good
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# yaay she am ace! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# you are loving a lot of people this week!
must the the xmas spirit
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# either that or i'm constantly pissed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love that animation! :D

And very nice drawing JJ, first non-scantily clad Chloe pic!

Soon she'll become as innocent as the other SA characters and we'll never get that tentacle picture we want!
(irMrk, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# It's a birka next:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Nice hat!
(and tits)
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# I think I just came in my pants a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# *sniffs*
I think so too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# how do you come a little bit.
are you a porn star?
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# AGRIFUCKINGFUTURECULTURE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# ^this...
... i spent most of the past hour thinking about how he could do it in a still image too...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# plenty oh this

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Very nice =)
Any more coming today, because if so I'd like to ask for my usual: "Battle of the boobs with Helga" =)
(Bumsmells, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# woo!
always gets their man... etc
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Ooh!
Spiffy :)

Is b3ta running slow for anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# She looks a little cross eyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# hurray
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Haha!
Not nice, but very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# hurray indeed
he should try optrex
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# whats
optrex
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# summat for sore eyes I think
but then i could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# It's a government quango that regulates 70s glam rock bands.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Ah, no. That's oftrex.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# xmas pressie help
What the name of that company that makes really cool laptop bag.... ?

Anyone know any good sites for buying scarf's and gloves and hats and sheet like that......

I know there is nothing in this post but I'm working 70hrs a week and I've taken a sickie to do all my crimbo shopping on-line... and I'm stumped...

helppppp me :|

Love you bye..

(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# er, in an existing thread or /talk perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# is it cunt day?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Happy cunt day, micto.
*buys round of warm, weak cunt lager*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# .
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# .
www.reallycoollaptopbag.com
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha I *so* expected Meatspin behind that link
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# is it bring-your-kid-to-work-day today or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# my laptop bag is made by targus
it should be called target, because that is basically what you are for muggers when wearing it

-The End-
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# ow come on!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# amazon, tesco, play.com
they all have websites. If you have money, it's a match made in heaven
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Hello, new person.
Please would you be terribly kind and GET TO FUCK, OR I'LL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN THE HOLE.

Perhaps /talk would be more appropriate for this sort of banal drivel?

Thanks awfully.

Dr. W.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# you are
by far the nicest person on here....

thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# You're welcome.
Any time.

Dear Mr. Weirdlittlebiscuit,

It appears that someone with special educational needs has gained access to your password. As a respected member of some four years and eleven months standing we feel this violation of security should be brought to your attention. These sort of inappropriate posting events spoil the main board for people who comply with the guidelines governing good conduct.

I am sure you will wish to revise your log-in details to prevent this sort of thing from happening again in the future.

Kind regards,

Board Veterans
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# ....
......p.s. u cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# now you mention it
I do feel special
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# fuck you up the bumhole!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# .
nope, nope... your the nicest :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Shouldn't that be y-o-u-'-r-e?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# or
you are....
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I think you'll find it's you're

without the gaps.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# You ought to know better
now get tae amazon
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# jdklfjdslkfjdlk djklf
jkdlfjkdl jdsklf sdklf skljfds
f dhskf klf dklfjdsklfdsf
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Is that a photo of your skiddy pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# IT'S A FEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Yay fez!!
*does the fez dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)

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