b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 30160 (Older | Newer)

# In progress...
...and slightly better optimised
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# oooooooh thats rather woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Thanks old bean
Wouldn't even attempt them without lots of inspiration from here though.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Nice
What are you using there, pastels?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Sorry, was cleaning up cat vomit.
Yup, pastels and pencil only
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I just draw in pencil
although I bought a set of pastels today. I'm scared of them :(
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I still am scared of them
Most of the stuff I do with pastel, ends up as a big splodgy mess. One trick I learnt though, is to wear latex gloves.
Stops the dust getting spread by your hands (honest)!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Love the picture of Tutt
Thought about doing one for ages. Wouldn't do her justice though!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# gosh!
a art!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Will soon be back to lurking!
Also, have "Happy Toast" and "Rape-o-tron" automata type things to finish off.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Happy Toast Rape-o-Tron?
How rare
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# See profile for "Top-up-the-Tea" machine
Hand cranked none the less!!!!!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# ha ha
that is great
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# One day...
they might be worth somefink and I can buy a shiny new graphics tablet.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# *buys before inflation*
*profits*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# yay!
ace.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:17, archived)
# You realise I have a patent pending.
 

 

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# please, PLEASE
gaz me when this goes into production.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# michael jackson.
(not really)
it is very good
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:05, archived)
# A little too much "nose"
and facial features in general, me thinks.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# nice
but odd
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Not as odd as the source pic
Was somewhere on flickr, hundreds of 'em like it. Very weird.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# that expression is woo!
its like their saying "erm... WHAT??!!"
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# what's with all the shitty sketches tonight?


Again, I'll allow you to use mine as an example of how to draw better, shading and light needs improvement...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# HA hah ha ha ha
I clicked ( almost ).
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:26, archived)
# is your name Isaac Mendes?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Mendes? Pfft.
That long haired nonce can't keep up with my l33t skillz.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Some handsome Devil*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# you are a Cockney Chef
AICMFP
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:58, archived)
# i've just realised
my nose is nowhere near that big.

Oh well, pukka pukka pukka
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)
# good.
because that is a big nose.
It is a good picture though - nice.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# cheers big ears
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I don't have any ears.
you insensitive bastard.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:17, archived)
# here:
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:00, archived)
# ^ this
you scruffy get
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# alternatively
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# How will that help with his giant nose?

:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# pfffft
its a saw not a comb
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha
meanie!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:05, archived)
# *grooms*

*hair springs back into untidy clumps*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Ver' nice
I can't draw myself.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ever tried?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# A little bit
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# For that matter:
myself
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# maybe so,
but your photos are ace!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Why thankee!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Pfft amature


I'll allow you to use my picture as a better example to improve on yours, notice the effective use of shading.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# ^^^ is the winner
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:14, archived)
# good thing you tagged that
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:16, archived)
# he really doesn't like the vets
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:55, archived)
# But he spreads like a whore.
Woo!

Edit: Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:55, archived)
# mine do that
Happy B3taday!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:55, archived)
# pfffft
spat tea
the ultimate compliment
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:56, archived)
# great
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# you twat
I just took another sip
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Soggy monitor tiem
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Huzzah!
Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# ta
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha you are a cat owner!
So who's going to the Northampton bash, which I've been conned into going?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:00, archived)
# used to be :(
and a home owner and a car owner ect ect
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Yeah I had to give my cats away
I had to do it coz I loved em:(
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# conned is such a harsh word
gently persuaded
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# You said you'd not give my mum sexual favours if I didn't turn up
And she's been so up for it since the infection!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:07, archived)
# *double bags*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# That's the way she likes it
You did bring the halibut didn't you?!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# yup
and the fish-hook
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:16, archived)
# *puts hand up*
Sorry...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:05, archived)
# If you live there you know any decend B&Bs near the gig?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# I live in DERBY you Cad


Sorry, no, I'm hoping to crash at hôtel de l'hatted un
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Is that in England?
Or Wales?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# blimey!
that's practically in Derbyshire!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Half way between
Derby and Shire to be exact.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
they're all the same.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# wahey
silly meow
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# haha
I had to force 2 into one of those earlier.
The sight of multiple paws reaching through the cage in desperation is enough to distress the hardest of hearts.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# yays!~
and H.B. Mongy!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# ta
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# b3tans in black and white #3

if anyone has a better source pic of this particular b3tan i would appreciate it, i'd like to have another go, i don't think i've done them justice.
also i couldn't find a background i was happy with this time so i left it blank.

b3tan #2 (and link to #1) here
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Doesn't matter
we're all errrrg!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Well it certainly isn't me
Woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:49, archived)
# T'is Prof Kerry
yay
that v

Edit: Do me please, you could draw a black and white version of a photo of me too if you like
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:50, archived)
# That's me!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:49, archived)
# still kind of funky
he looks like a rock moomin
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
*cries*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:52, archived)
# you're next
*ominous chord*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:52, archived)
# can i be soon?
*optimistic arpeggio*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:52, archived)
# would love too
one simple problem...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# that's good, woo, yay.
:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ohhh,
I'm liking this series!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# it am Kerry!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# It's the Prof, INFIDEL
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:06, archived)
# all you can eat
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# OMG SEXUIST.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# And when you're finshed
There's just a greasy box to put your bone in?


hmmm

Have you ever seen a laydeez bitz?

Unlike the KFC they don't come with wipes.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:46, archived)
# *hops inside portable flame-proof bunker*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:46, archived)
# HEY!
I'm trying to shit in here
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Then fuck off and get your own portable bunker!
I paid for this with my hard earned cash...


...and the souls of 1000 ickle bunnies
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# *videos*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I keep meaning to ask
Who is your possible Gay Interest?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:50, archived)
#
...it means i might possibly be interesting to gays.
don't you ever read the ebay?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:52, archived)
# not really
just thought I'd ask to make me appear caring and comfertable with my own sexuality for the ladies

Edit: you ninja
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:53, archived)
# oh, puh-leeze. who are you trying to kid?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# ok I am a gossip whore
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Oh so you're not a gay yourself?
I had you down as not to check out and all...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I thought he was a gay too
when did the straightness hit you?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# erm
i am both gay and interesting to gays.
y'see?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ahhhhh
you had me all confused there for a second.
When were you not?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# never!
*swishes*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:08, archived)
# ahh. well I suppose indicating yourself as interesting to gays
would also indicate that you yourself were one.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:10, archived)
# *bums*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:13, archived)
# AARRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
NSFW!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Never Seen Female Wimsees?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I always thought a whimsy was a hummousexual


Wanna see my whimsee?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hmmm
Quimsical
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# that's horrid!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# phwoar!


(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha, she is stunning
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:03, archived)
# And crawling with rats?
?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Randimaginator tiem



Moveable buffet
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:36, archived)
# hmm cheese and pickled onions?
ta
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Oi
Hands off the snacks ;)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
# eww cheese and grapes!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Yummy :D
though I could do without the healthy looking bits stuck in it's back

Have this Woo! anyways
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:39, archived)
# The only olive that resembles
is the Olive from "On The Buses"
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Yeah...
But you would, Olive is all of teh sexy.



(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:41, archived)
#
phwoar
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Ahhhh...
...nnnd I'm done!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# With those glasses,
she's a sexy beast.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:53, archived)
# GMOS?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:00, archived)
# hey!
:D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Edible tableware for gypsies?
Saves on washing up!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:42, archived)
# ->
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:43, archived)
# i have nipples ma'am
Could you milk me?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:44, archived)
# we'll yeah
you are a lady
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# damn and blast
my slow witted brain

*gets back to ironing*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:46, archived)
# DEAR GOD MY FACE!
DON'T IRON THE FACE
AAAAAAAAA
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
#
*irons with steam*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:48, archived)
# ooh thats kinda nice really now that the nerves are damaged
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# would you want her to?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# *buffets*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# bloody mondays
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
# cor
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# hehe
I've got my housemate wondering if things can be milked and she's never even been on b3ta
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
# excellent.
the plan proceeds apace then :o)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Soon we shall burst forth and wreak revenge on the surface dwellers
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
# nah, sorry mate
this is Operation Blue Book

you want Club Morlock, third door down on the left.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
great stuff
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
# it's what Queen Victoria is for
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:37, archived)
# t'is indeed
sexcellent
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:39, archived)
# aye caramba!
most WOO!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
# *bows*
one of those silly ideas for a 'stock reply' picture you get, but don't do for ages because 'oh, it's just a stock reply picture, i can do that any time'
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:42, archived)
# This cheers me muchly
:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:41, archived)
# it cheers me to cheer others :o)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:43, archived)
# heh heh heh
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's great!!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
That's Patrick Moore!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:32, archived)
# oh yeah?
let's hear him play the xylophone then.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:35, archived)
# It may well be Patrick,
but Moore? noooo! Less, I say!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:35, archived)
# hypnodiscolemureyesed....
*obeys*
*dry humps john cleese's leg*
WOO!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:35, archived)
# *obeys*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:40, archived)
#
Reminds me of Blair, our hallowed leader.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Bloody hypnolemurs
get everywhere!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# My Word!


There appears to be a small man humping my mouse!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# NSFW!
Pffft =)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Naaa
He's hung like a mouse.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:29, archived)
# it's all the humping
worn it down like
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:32, archived)
# TRANSPARENT HEAD
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
# i bet you wish YOUR head was transparent
you could get it all sorts of places without anyboy knowing
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Its overrated
/floating hat blog
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# OPAQUE BUTT :p
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow
etc.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:29, archived)
# eventually he'll wear a hole in it...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:33, archived)
# uh oh
SUPRISE
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
# oooh!
you cheeky bitch!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:36, archived)
# he's still smiling
and 'Suprise' was exchanged before the act was commited
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:37, archived)
# oh shhh
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Hahaha!



/relurks
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:41, archived)
# yes
take it you dirty mouse bitch
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha
I haven't been spending enough time on b3ta recently
thankee for reminding me what I've been missing :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:43, archived)
# you're welcome!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Stereotype Ahoy!


(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# pffffffffft
*click*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Souldn't that be
Unlucky Flied Kitten?:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# you took the words....
hahaha1
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Off the top of my head
Kitty Con Carni
Kitten Tikka Masala
I'd have to think of some more:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Catatouille
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Fondmew?
Moawonaisee?
Cattilonni?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I've never heard that before, nice!~
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
# I think you eat in better restaurants than I do:P
But you can shop the arse off me:P

I just have
worbs
worms
widlez
worfz
things
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Unlucky Fried Kitten?
(I'm sure I've seen a T-shirt with that somewhere)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Kentucky Flied Cat?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Nicely done!
*clicks*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# pfffft
thats good old fashion family racism
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Stereotypism not racism, I hope.... well, I'm sure it's an 'ism
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Its ALL good
*eats watermelon while breeding excessivley*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Only now do I notice it looks like he's got giant fangs
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Giant black fangs =)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:32, archived)
# RACIST
;¬)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:36, archived)
# RacING DRIVER, how many times to do I have to correct people?
Talking of which, how's your car looking?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Dead
I am rediscovering the joys of cycling and British rail simultaneously
*sign*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# A Korean
Zinger puppy tower burger

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
nicely done with the eyes thing
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:32, archived)
# That better be ironic, dude.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# of course
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Random flickr lurking source material
Untitled1.jpg
Tip: Don't put pastel drawings on the scanner, is v. messy...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Or spluff
for that matter:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# you talk like you know more
please elaborate
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# It makes it very hard, fnarf, to open it again:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# I find that,
soaking for a couple of hours in cola, will free even the stickiest scanner lid
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# indeed, it takes a soecial technique to clean it off without leaving streaks
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# evening squire
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# evening good sir
§ i trust your day was good.

sorry for the delay i was eating some pizza.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Ah spluff wipes
or socks
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# The mystery of the "security" blanket revealed!
Wondered why that towel was so scrunchy.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Electric blanket
So much better!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Shave balls first though...
Conducts better!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
# whoah
Flickr does make those thumbnails a little big, eh
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Many apologies
Had already made it smaller twice, was getting a headache!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# yeah
Flickr is not good for hosting on b3ta
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# wrap yourself in cling film first.
it always works for me.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Hello sir :)

*mangles a few national songs for your viewing listening 'pleasure'*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# good evening fair maiden
i trust you are hale and hearty.

i'd rather watch you do them than hear the results.
just kidding.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# bollox, the car battery i tied to her feet must have come off
*scarpers



nice
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# 200 KILLER BYTES!!
ARE YOU MAD!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Wibble!

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# bloody hell! how is that 214k?!!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Tis the magik of flickr
Posted one a bit ago, original size was much larger, came out a lot smaller. Havin' a bad day today...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# She kinda looks like she's been scanned underwater
Lovely stuff, woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:19, archived)
# top hint - use cling film :)
and reduce size to below 50kb please :)
edit : i forgot this - woo!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:22, archived)
# just spray it with harmony hair spray.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# that was the other one!
i knew there was another but i've forogtten it from the last time i used pastels back in 1996..
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
# use this if you like

edit smaller but bigger
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:23, archived)
# thats still too big :p
edit : huzzah!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Sieg heil!
;)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# im not a nazi....
i'm bored board police!
put 20p in the meter and you can stay for another 20 minutes :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:30, archived)
# oops so it is, tatty shop lies to me
2 secs
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
#
(\__/) woo!
(='.'=)
\(__)\
_/ |_
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Ta!
Been using image shack, but forgot secret code-word.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I'm tired and want some fluff
...maybe some others do too.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Erm
no

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Hahah! quick and quality work sir
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# *bows*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha!
how'd ya get on stealing blankets from the homeless.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Didn't get round to it:p
Got a nice big raise though:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# too much information :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# *snortylaugh*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Pweez stop this
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Fluffy Teim?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# No
Lurker tiem.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Possibly!
/relurks
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Doo do do do
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Lovely
Have an animal-related pearoast

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# there were only 9 woofs...
but still woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Er...that's the joke
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Yes, yes I know
"You can have another woof for your £2.50 you know"

"Don't be silly! It wouldn't make any sense then"

And that's the joke.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# LOLZ0rz!
numbers as letters! Genius!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# r u a 9irl? wanna cyber?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# a/s/l?
im 17/f/your town lololololol
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:11, archived)
# LIES!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# u lke horses?
send pic!!!11111eleven11
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# here you go
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# i still think that is brilliant
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# I was suspicious
because the link was purple :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:20, archived)
# ha!
it should always be purple!
never let the horse love die
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# LOL! OMGz
16/f/UR TOWN2!1!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Whoops
My lies are exposed. I spelled "ur" wrong :(

*hangs head*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# LOL
LOL

...nope, I'm out
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# m33t m3 4t teh p4rk l8r
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# K1DDI3 T0UCH3R
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I like fluff
I just hate those stupid phrases ppl caption into them. Pisses me right off.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# How about my auntie's cat, Victoria?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Nawty kity
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I'd say words on pictures
But humanity is based on cats in bags:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Good News - He's remembered the brakes this time
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Does he get buggered at the end?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I've checking BBC News 24
...as I type.

Nothing yet.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# hahaha
proving that sequels can be better!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
yay
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# I'm braindead


It's threadwaste suggestion tiem!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Jam sandwich trying to get in a elevator full of cake
:)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
#
elevator lift
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# no...
elevator - the type that go on the outside of buildings
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# what?
to clean windows?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# here
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:21, archived)
# pah
www.chambersharrap.co.uk/chambers/features/chref/chref.py/main?query=elevator&title=21st

i use a quality dictionary site, none of those (either site) defs include "outside of a building" and both say north american ;p

(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:31, archived)
# please note the words
especially US a lift - aka american.... this is the UK!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:34, archived)
# fried chickens on glass bikes pleases
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# A scary centipede that won't die
even when you chuck big rocks at it
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# o_0 this rings somehow...true?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Yeah! Not me, Steef
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# GAH!
That reminds me of earwigs...and that's not a nice thing :|
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Think GIANT earwigs
with a temper
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# *hides behind*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# this is also good
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# A piece of rainbow, being shot at by a run-away necklace, hung round the neck of a nun with AIDS

just a suggestion..
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Tripped out, hippy kttenz
in a world inhabited by giant mice
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# A penguin
...juggling live kittenz.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# 'Ning evening shift!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:58, archived)
# good work soldier
woo
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:59, archived)
# ning IVV
how are you this fine, balmy ning?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:59, archived)
# I'm very well thank you DD
Do you still have that lovely car of yours?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Can you drive a bus yet?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:03, archived)
# No
:(
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# i sure do
and next weekend im taking off the fibre glass winter roof and going back to good old canvas convertable :-)

AND its my birthday tomorrow!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# COR!
Happy birthday for tomorrow.

Have cake now in case I don't see you.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# *nyom*
Im pretty sure i'll be around about 11am-ish before i go out for a meal with my friends

Will draw a birthday cartoon of some description.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# wow
*clicks*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Oooh
lovely work, miss!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Nice.
Woo!

*throws Brandon Lee through it*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Bravo!
Nicely done.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:24, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
s'nice
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Hello!
That's good.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Cor, thas ace!
Much Woo & Yay! lully lady :D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:54, archived)
# wipe the smile off his face
or not
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:56, archived)
# hahaha
I could do stuff like this if I was someone different
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# They're all equally insipid, it's so hard to choose!

Click for bigger

Click for bigger
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# *cough*FIXED*cough*
*cough*FIXED*cough*

oh yeah FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I'm sorry they're shite!
I normally get more right than they do 70% of the time!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:42, archived)
# wanna join my pub quiz team then?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:43, archived)
# If you're in London
Hell yeah!!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Pop quiz hot shot
Q) what film is that a quote from?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Hahaha got it
Speed!

And no I didn't websearch it:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Lordy
You're not wrong!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:12, archived)
# I know I'm not
:P

I'd go as far to say:
The four amino acids that make up the DNA chain are

Guiamine
Thiamine
Cytazine
and Adanine:P

The structure, of which, was discovered by Watson and Crick. But they nicked all their work from Francis:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Spelling!
* A is for adenine
* G is for guanine
* C is for cytosine
* T is for thymine

RNA has uracil instead of thymine.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I, liek, meeny oven jellyouses
An Disloxiac:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Don't apologise
They might be shite but they're also the most annoying cunts I've ever seen, cheers for listening
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
needs more Free* iPod
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:48, archived)
# haha yeah
scammers owe so much to the humble asterisk
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I don't see him
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I almost got on the Xfm team for that
I was defeated by a six-foot blond model - although the incompetence of the selection process may have had something to do with it...

No, I'm not bitter (hack, cough, spit).
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:50, archived)
# i wish i could get beaten off by a model
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Not quite up to Mr woodbines prolific woo standard yet
So have a pathetic but well meaning
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:00, archived)
# for an L plater....
your a bit damn good :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Thank you
I'm really trying to learn but my brain hurts.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# You're doing fine
B3tans can be real cnuts, but essentially all most are after is a little effort to learn the rules...and you've displayed plenty of this :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:05, archived)
# She's got inside help
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:02, archived)
# *looks shiftly around*
it could be anyone of us!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# if you can move him off the couch
but I think he's stuck there.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:04, archived)
# lets be friends!
*hugs*

XD
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:07, archived)
# *sobs*
My first and only friend
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:08, archived)
# i am glad to see you have not defected to /talk yet
there be dragons there
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:09, archived)
# defected to talk NEVER!1111111
Besides you have the b3ta just wanna hug club :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# you should join!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I'd
do that for free
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:18, archived)
# anybody want to buy my signed copy?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# mmlmllnlllmmgnnngllmng?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha
That's excellent.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:48, archived)
# hahahahaha oh lordy yes!
you've been on quite a roll tonight!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha
naughty
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:47, archived)
# chinese five spice...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


hope it's not too crap
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:33, archived)
# It is.
It has the Spice Girls in it:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# yeah but didn't you do an n' sink picture ?
or was it someone else ?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# *whistles*
look puppies!

*points*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:39, archived)
# you want to get a proper fitting bra...you cant have them falling out all over the place !
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:40, archived)
# You're just jealous!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:43, archived)
# well your 48jj's are quite something !
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Well b3ta love
JJ:P
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:48, archived)
# My eyes do not seem to want to focus on your image
I think they're scared
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:55, archived)
# they have the same agent perhaps?
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:57, archived)
# 'tis TopUpTheTea
Well, almost. Mostly done. Nose is wrong, eyes need shading, well the entire face needs shading tbh.



(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:33, archived)
# That's is quite good
lovely
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:34, archived)
# hehe
at your name and post :D
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:38, archived)
# i like it
mostly due to the inclusion of tutt, but also the drawingness
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:35, archived)
# loving the hair, you caught the reflection really well
woo yay
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Agreed!
^ what they said
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:43, archived)
# that's ace! :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Hmmm
I've always wanted to paint her face
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:45, archived)
# *slaps*
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I don't know if it helps at all
but I recognised the lovely TuTT before I read your subject line. A most woosome effort of a pic of a most woosome young lady :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:46, archived)
# me too
she is recognisable
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Top up the mother fucking tea
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Oooh has she seen it
or are you a secret stalker? Woo :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:10, archived)
# i was just thinking that

he's in UR binz stealing UR food!!!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:16, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds