surely that's a choice in this day and age? You can get many reasonable free art packages and demos of tattyshop and pisspot pro are easily available and just as easily hacked if you can't afford the full package. ( I have both, fully registered and supported before the pirate nazis start. Ohh pirate nazis, theres a shopping opportunity )
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:21,
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which is probably the reason I don't get this, right?
Never been one for disaster-type fillums.
(THIRTY-TWO- Sputnik -,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:47,
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it's not a disaster type film
it's hilarious fun
SHE WILL HAVE: LONG BLONDE HAIR GREEN EYES WORLD CLASS BREASTS AN ASS THAT DOESN'T QUIT AND LEGS THAT GO ALLLLLLLLL THE WAY UP
(mutster101fell over,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:48,
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I'll give it
a watch some time then.
(THIRTY-TWO- Sputnik -,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:49,
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Slight TJ
'Paris Hilton was reportedly publicly humiliated by Prince at his Las Vegas concert recently. The diminutive singer invited the party-loving heiress up on stage with him and she delightedly accepted. However audience members then reported seeing Prince handing her the microphone and saying to the crowd, “Let’s see if she can really sing”. Paris apparently stormed off the stage and left the club shortly afterwards. SOURCE: USMAGAZINE.COM(27/04/2007)'
:D
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:56,
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:D
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:57,
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I loved Prince already.
But I love him much more now.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:58,
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Yes. Completely, unconditionally
and without question.
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:59,
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He hasn't done much since graffiti bridge, in my opinion.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:02,
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covering Foo Fighters live at the Superbowl, with extreme style
showed balls, in my opinion.
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:10,
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I like the way that not even the Foo Fighters know why he did that.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:13,
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I think it was a nod to Uncle Dave's all-round musical and recording prowess
much like Prince's own.
(mr horribleup yours, dickface,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:17,
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(davew27hevosen kuva!,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:48,
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poor barry
(SickRikfloat like a camembert sting like a brie,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:51,
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Oh Noes!
No chuckles for Paul for a while eh?
(THIRTY-TWO- Sputnik -,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:51,
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what the deuce?
(executiverockeronly wears C&A,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:53,
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Some idiot who stopped a motorbike too fast to avoid hitting some goatse
(davew27hevosen kuva!,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:54,
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Fame can be cruel -
To make matters worse, a passing group of British tourists stopped at the scene of the accident. But instead of helping him out, they starting shouting the Chuckle Brothers' famous catchphrase: "To me, to you."
i bow down to your exceptional knowledge of the female body
and woo
(Dr ScunnerShe’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:35,
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WOW!
That's an amazing tutorial. And so succinct. Here I am 5 minutes after studying your work turning out rather fetching paintings of semi-naked ladies. Thank you and can I subscribe to your newsletter?
painting an automobile in tattyshop as you do. ( Painting of a BMW M1 if you must know, for a friend ) and I thought to myself "I've done this kind of thing before" and lo and behold I found this I 'invented' last year.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:14,
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Taht's no M1!
Very nice tho!
(Waisted FredI say who Sir, you Sir?,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:18,
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The one I am currently painting
is an M1. That up there is something from my imagination. I thought I made that clear. Sorry.
edit:// here's my current project ( one of many ) far from finished ( far from really started ) so you are getting a lucky glimpse ;) Click for bigger (23 kb)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:19,
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That's very nice dave:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:21,
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Hello Dave!
Woo!
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:22,
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pfft.
I was painting cars when Dave was a sperm!
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:25,
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Yeah it took the owners ages to get it off too!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:31,
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Ooh, shiny
Woo.
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:22,
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all the ladies
like a shiny sports car ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:27,
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I drive an 8 year old Suzuki Swift
I make up for it because I've got a big cock.
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:28,
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erm I must have a Vagina then :(
as I drive a pretty fast BMW and have a 420bhp Nissan in the garage. PLUS to add to my shame the wife has a Z3. It's just a house full of ladybits :(
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:32,
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*Grooms*
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:34,
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haha
I'm too old for that shit but you'll find me and the skyline at Silverstone most weekends in the summer if you want to try ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:39,
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nice :)
'ning all
(its_hatorah_bitchis b3ta the devil you know on,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:27,
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Vrooomm!
:)
(DaveyDoodlebugthe one and only tripster,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:46,
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i dont really know myself
(MarkP0rteris an annoying faggot,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:06,
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Why do you have a dog called Frank?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:10,
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*asks the dog where she can get some skag*
he's RUBBISH.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:11,
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You think it's a talking dog?!
How does it smell?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:13,
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with his
olfactory senses? 'ning
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:17,
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Oooooooooooooh no he doesn't
'ning matey.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:20,
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more like mnnng!
this morning. Still that's me, arabaca injection complete and now off to some old biddy's near my old fella's to put up bathroom fittings and lights. My old man is a bastard for offering my services out to his neighbours, especially on a fricken match day. Catch you later.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:30,
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Well it's only a game:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:31,
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UNASHAMABLE PEA ROAST THREAD
Yes I am a cunt and yes I do do all my own stunts.
ummmm I said do do
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:22,
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dont let it be said
that i never participated!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:25,
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AT IT:)
MY tshirt.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:01,
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Did a guy on another forum make it?
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:35,
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Erm no
My tshirt, my shitty webcam.
EDIT: Why do you ask?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:38,
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Neato
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:50,
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(Wildylesis back to rimming chimps,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:41,
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HAhaha
Needs more Mars bars:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:52,
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like a cloud over the desert
i refuse to participate.
plus i've gotta run to work now! *cries*
(WillwillwritehiswillAn arse like a slapped face.,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:43,
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But by posting
You did participate. Yeah I'm already at work.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:49,
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Go on then
I had to shoot off after posting this last night
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:47,
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Ooooh, I like that.
I love your stuff, it's so simple and stylised.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:48,
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Aww, cheers capt'n
I was just messing about with inks. They are veryveryvery ace.
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:55,
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It's looking really nice!
Like the weather.
Fuck, I hate working on Saturdays.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:01,
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Yes, it is shit.
I'm currently revelling in a rare saturday off. I'll be sure to have double the fun to make up for you.
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:04,
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Thank you!
Do get out in the sun- it's taunting me from my big office windows.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:05,
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Hee, I shall.
I'm off to birmingham later for bridesmaid dress shopping. Its going to be SUPER.
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:13,
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Marnin' Farrrmer Wow!
'Ow be the day with you?
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:06,
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Nowt wrong with it!
Except I'm fucking HERE rather than fucking THERE *points outside*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:10,
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Yeah tell me about it
Fortunately the whole office has been completely refurbished since you were here and my desk is right by the window. I have had to buy some fake tan though as I'm getting a lopsided tan:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:19,
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Perv!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:02,
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(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:12,
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Woo
I know whenever I hold one of these in my hand my heart seems to go crazy too.
(Jeebus is my pigwhoreSweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:17,
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an old age miner?
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:20,
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Just the minor
(Jeebus is my pigwhoreSweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:26,
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guess the human, win a prize.
hint: i dislike him and his 'art'. hint: he likes putting his swollen potato head on his covers. hint: it's not peter gabriel. hint: nsfw. hint: phil collins. hint: also known as charlie goddamned brown.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:07,
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(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:20,
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The guy from Bob Le Flambuer?
edit: Roger Duchesne?
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:20,
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meb le blufurr?
quit gibberishing me, boy.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:21,
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timothy leary?
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:22,
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not even the same species.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:23,
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hahahahaha
They tell us that We lost our tails Evolving up From little snails I say its all Just wind in sails Are we not men? We are devo! Were pinheads now We are not whole Were pinheads all Jocko homo Are we not men? D-e-v-o
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:30,
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repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is....
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:09,
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would you mind terribly
saying that again - i dont think i "got it"!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:12,
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i cannot.
that would be obnoxious.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:17,
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chest xray?
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:21,
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um. yes?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:26,
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i purchased a book called
forging chest xray vouchers for dummies and being a dummy it's an invaluable reference!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:30,
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in the mental hospital-uh
the put eletrodes in your brain -uh and you're never the same -uh
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:14,
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Chest Xrays for EVERYONE!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:19,
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Oh hell yeah
On that note I'm gonna rest my brain. Cheers.
(Smoked OystersYes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:59,
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but i do hate his 'art' too. goddamned miserable mouse-molester....
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:33,
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That guy actually couldn't animate,
and I don't think that he could draw, either.
He could boss artists and animators around something rightious, though, and the result was an artform coming to maturity.
It's too bad that American audiences want it to stay a kid forever.
(Smoked OystersYes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:36,
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my position is less intricate.
i just hate cute.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:40,
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I didn't say that I liked him.
Or the crap that's come out since he died. He was animation's abusive father in America, I think. When I read about him betting his small fortune on the idea that the world's first full length cartoon (Snow White) could hold an adult audiences attention and provoke emotional response, I was pretty impressed, though.
(Smoked OystersYes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:46,
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i'd rather look at a flipbook than any disney.
his goals, while they may have been lofty, still brought about dreck.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:10,
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(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:06,
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History not fiction. Not that it matters much.
He should have a teacup as a weapon of some kind. Arf none the less!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:53,
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Well I like it!
A tea cup would spoil the joke.
One of the many reasons that Kirk is better than Picard was the tea, synthehol was another. Late 20th century classical music a third. Much as I like him, he is literally a psuedo-intellectual.
Picard (a character whom I like) is obviously not my biggest problem, heh.
(Smoked OystersYes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:25,
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if he's not swiping bandwidth, i'm uncaring. my pics aren't exactly art anyway.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:09,
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my god
why the fuck did i click on that!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:04,
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hahaha!
got you. i'm changing it back anyway, since he's using tinypic.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:08,
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I WANT TO SEE IT
it's friday and I'm bored.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:18,
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i'll describe it, since it was very nsfw.
one man naked in a chair, legs high in the air, being spanked with a crop by a clothed man. the man being spanked is ejaculating and has an expression of wonder on his face. the image is in black and white, making it 'erotica', not porn.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:22,
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Aceness
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:10,
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you misspelled 'ass'.
assness!
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:13,
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woo for assnesses
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:20,
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we all heart the ass.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:23,
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