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# Game teim!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
That should be Wincewind!:P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Puns
are the easiest form of hummus :-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# DOROTHY!
People should paint more people. It's fun.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I whole heartedly agree!
Mmmm. chokky body paint!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)
# oh yeah
it's all great until she tells you that YOU have to wash the sheets. Thank god Grandad left me that rubber bed sheet. Comes in handy ;)

Edit:// WTF have you done with everyone Ghosty? I bet you've been pissing people off whilst I've been working haven't you?

Stop frightening people and more lurkers might post ;)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# The death of choice for diabetics:P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Kinky
teim!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# shan't.
/scared lurker blog
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)
# haha
ploy works.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:55, archived)
# i ms pain`t

(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I know you do but
surely that's a choice in this day and age?
You can get many reasonable free art packages and demos of tattyshop and pisspot pro are easily available and just as easily hacked if you can't afford the full package. ( I have both, fully registered and supported before the pirate nazis start. Ohh pirate nazis, theres a shopping opportunity )
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# yarrbeicht macht frei?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Good 'ning!
It is ninja time.



Click for 1280 x 1024
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# oooooh
*awes*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Yay! White Ninja!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I love that with all my face.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)
# ^this
a lot
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I like that ver much
Have a click.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)
# shiny!
the light - don't go towards the light
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)
# you are indeed,
THE Lemon. I love it.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# more KKK propaganda
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Ooh ee ooh ah ah
Afternoon peoples :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)
# oh dear!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I dont understand :(
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)
# .omm
:P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# ahh, in that case
why am I looking at your .omm?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Concentrate on the fast bouncing Rik...
...and all will become clear!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)
# ha ha
he should be in the lotus position :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)
# No
he ate it.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Ask the person that posted it:P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)
# OM PO TATO
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Sloe Bored!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahha
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)
# erm..


edit: nevermind
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# it shrunkeded!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)
# yarr!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Still wissing though.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)
# they're
red ecks!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
but there are no redexes!

EDIT: looks at original post. Ah yeah the butler I employ to type for me left the http off:P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# sir, fire that butler!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# God this is Tenuous!
haha
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)
# As it's slow
I had to get this one off my chest.

(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Ahem,
b3ta.com/board/7136520

Edit: what is that thing?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:39, archived)
# You
not seen the film with Kevin Bacon in called Tremors?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:46, archived)
# No,
which is probably the reason I don't get this, right?

Never been one for disaster-type fillums.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)
# it's not a disaster type film
it's hilarious fun

SHE WILL HAVE:
LONG BLONDE HAIR
GREEN EYES
WORLD CLASS BREASTS
AN ASS THAT DOESN'T QUIT
AND LEGS THAT GO ALLLLLLLLL THE WAY UP
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I'll give it
a watch some time then.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Slight TJ
'Paris Hilton was reportedly publicly humiliated by Prince at his Las Vegas concert recently. The diminutive singer invited the party-loving heiress up on stage with him and she delightedly accepted. However audience members then reported seeing Prince handing her the microphone and saying to the crowd, “Let’s see if she can really sing”. Paris apparently stormed off the stage and left the club shortly afterwards. SOURCE: USMAGAZINE.COM(27/04/2007)'



:D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I loved Prince already.
But I love him much more now.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Yes. Completely, unconditionally
and without question.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)
# He hasn't done much since graffiti bridge, in my opinion.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:02, archived)
# covering Foo Fighters live at the Superbowl, with extreme style
showed balls, in my opinion.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I like the way that not even the Foo Fighters know why he did that.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I think it was a nod to Uncle Dave's all-round musical and recording prowess
much like Prince's own.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That brings a new level of happiness
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hah
he should be promoted to king
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 16:00, archived)
# i have
it doesn't look like one of dem tho
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)
# STOP SAYING THE BOARD IS SLOW WHEN IT IS NOT.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I
was joking.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)
# board's a bit slow today, no?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)
# SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:46, archived)
# oh stop moaning
*shoves your head in a bucket of whale cum*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)
# hehe!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
# i wouldn't laugh if i were you
there's 28 other buckets here
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# how did you get those?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Do you actually want an answer to that question?
Really?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)
# why are you so shouty?
do you need a cuddle? :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:46, archived)
# HAMBURGERS
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# *gives hamburgers*
now shush :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)
# RISLWORTHSKPIESDAVEBTOLPRSTE?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
#


poor barry
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Oh Noes!
No chuckles for Paul for a while eh?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)
# what the deuce?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Some idiot who stopped a motorbike too fast to avoid hitting some goatse
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Fame can be cruel -
To make matters worse, a passing group of British tourists stopped at the scene of the accident.
But instead of helping him out, they starting shouting the Chuckle Brothers' famous catchphrase: "To me, to you."

www.sheffieldtoday.net/news?articleid=2839105
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# That's the best bit
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Earthquake?
I'm in Kent and I didn't feel any earthquake.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I'm in Kent too.
No tremors round here. I feel left out :(
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Haha
/slighty related news-movie mashup
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)
# The board be slow today
So have my first shrunken car

(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# THE BOARD IS NOT SLOW
YOU ARE A FAT LIAR.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I AM DESMOND TUTU. I LOVE YOU.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I just spoke to a guy on the phone
Who sounded EXACTLY like Nelson Mandela.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Was it Nelson Mandela?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Could it have been Mr. Blobby
Wearing a Nelson Mandella suit!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)
# you grin far too much
it's disconcerting
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I'm a happy individual!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I want my lucky feet back!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Yeah, we use the word "special" around here
Slow indeed... :p
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)
# That is a thang of beauty :)
Woosome
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Why thank you
=)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:35, archived)
# awesome!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)
# darn it. I have that very vehicle scheduled
both for mini car shopping and customising/painting.

Have an old one.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)
# PhilCollinsHologram


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this is the new in thing!!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Ah!
The legend, the man...Phil Collins! I love his stuff :D

Woo!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# WERE IS DA RUDE STUF?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# THE ONLY THING ABOUT HIM IS THE WAY HE HOLDS FORKS.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# he seems to have an invisible fork yeah
he reaches out and grabs right hold of his food
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# No handfeeding for him! NO SIRREE, NO HE IS NOT EATING WITH HIS HANDS.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)
# GREAT NEWS, INTERNET!
I'M GOING TO STAY IN TONIGHT.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# WAHOO
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# SOMEBODY PLAY THE FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE, I AM FEELING RANDY.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)
# i had to
think twice
about that picture.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# HAMBURGERS
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)
# SUPER LOL
SUPLOL
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Rik Waller holidays in Sandhurst...


(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# haha
genius
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Great
:)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# heheheh
this has a ring of truth to it that i cannot ignore.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)
# morning you rotters
today I feel like this:

(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:53, archived)
# That's interesting, because right now I feel like this:
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# HERON FLIGHT VASE!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME THAT MY HERON FLIGHT WASN'T VERY GOOD
I TRIED IT AGAIN AND IT WAS GOOD AGAIN SO I ASSUME IT WAS A ONE-OFF.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Please, no.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Why do people have such an issue with Heron Flight?
I guess Heron Flight is very good at polarising the masses.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# HAMBURGERS
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# hello!
it is sunny!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# goes shockingly well with Vampira by Devin Townsend....
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)
# arf
he's just big-boned

hello b3ta
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Lucky Kent
if only we could all have such joys :P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Anyone for... TOAST?!?


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(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:42, archived)
# is it happy toast?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Possibly
:I
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# PHALLACY!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:46, archived)
# YOU DIRTY BASTARD
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# you dare doubt my word!
you shall soon fear my phallic dominance
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# *cowers*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# You're OK.
Look it looks like a tictac:P

The poor guy is hung like a swan vesta.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)
# :D
You're an unfair individual! We can't all be 30% bigger than most people in every direction.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
# HA!
And I bet you thought that was a leg! Well I say leg, more of a foot:P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:59, archived)
# :D
Why am I inside?!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# So you can stare out the window and get pissed off at how sunny it is!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I'm even wearing my sandals!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# nekkid toesies
my whole footies are of nekkidness!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)
# you both disgust me
my feet are wearing their sunday best
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *runs about rampant footedly*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# thats it young man
go to my room
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)
# well when you say room
you really mean cardboard box and I think you've weed in it.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# its not piss
it's the former occupant
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Of course
You could have done better that an ALDI box though!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Yeah but I've got really nice feet.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I've got two!
*shows*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *slaps* not in my face thank you.
*may be playing bingo*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Theyz my lucky footies!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *chops them off*
Well thank you!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I usually have nothing on my feet
But today I have nothing on my feet
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:21, archived)
# toats?
Nah. I ate my weight in carbs yesterday.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I raise a toast to your toast
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Hell yes!
But do you have any totally toasted stoats?

*clicks*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:46, archived)
# \o/
Mango jam please!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# He's trippin'!
Woo!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# tiiiiiime tooooooast yay :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# wonky
nips!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Parrallel toats dimension!
I knew it!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:05, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
Don't worry, I think that chap behind you is a herbivore.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:06, archived)
# the poor guy just realized the source of his moobage
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I'm eating fried egg sandwiches right now
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# I hate you.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Why? :(
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I want a fried egg sandwich.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)
# ^This^
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I've eaten them both
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Git.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Mindpiss!
I was just about to post about toats!

TOATS!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:23, archived)
# But not toast?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Toats>toast.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# No; Toast>Everything
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Ah. You may have missed the bandwagon.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Me too :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Super spacky fun toats time!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)
# no,,just toats.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Ok
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# NOT ME
I just called for some Thai.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# silly daveiscoolyeah
toats is for supper, not for breakfast
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Here is:
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Woo
But he looks Russian to me!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:39, archived)
# o realy?
If you say so...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# You're right.
I think it's the hairy head- looks like one of them silly flap hats.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# He doing the Russian Dance as well!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:47, archived)
# My mate's dad does that.
(cossack dancing)

I do this

*waggles arse and jumps about*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Ah the ol'
waggle jump.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I do this one too
*clasps hands together and makes a big stirring motion* The Joey dance.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:58, archived)
# DON'T DO THAT
It just serves to remind me of my lack of large spoon!:P

*sobs*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Darling, you are a large spoon.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:01, archived)
# forking hell!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Maybe
Its' a Mexican Russian!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Maybe a Russian
just eaten a hot mexican chili
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Oké
He is Russian doing a kozak dance while singing Mexico Mexicoooooooooooooooo...I admit that.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:35, archived)
# YES
it's pepperami shaped shouty things


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(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Drawing lessons (for men) - a free service
I'm too good for this world.



(I will link it, if you or others members of your church find it too erotic.)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *Draws*
*Spluffs*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Hooray for
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Pfft!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Haha
a 'male chauvinist pig' nipple.

(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:37, archived)
# i bow down to your exceptional knowledge of the female body
and woo
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)
# WOW!
That's an amazing tutorial. And so succinct. Here I am 5 minutes after studying your work turning out rather fetching paintings of semi-naked ladies.
Thank you and can I subscribe to your newsletter?


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(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# thats chuffing ace
maybe i ought to have spent those extra 4 minutes doing the tutorial too
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
# You learn quick,
young Padawan.

You even preemptively applied to 'never draw armpit hair-rule'! That's lesson 27! I'm impressed.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)
# That is fucking beautiful.
Seriously.

Absolute wowzers there.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:42, archived)
# you have no idea
how horny you just made me ;)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I have that effect on most people.
*poses*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *photos*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *chucks beans*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:49, archived)
# *adds a dash of tobasco, some bacon, and toats*
Mmm!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:51, archived)
# *grabs*
*eats*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Why do I find irony in the fact you've made off
with someone else's effort? :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Funniest reply this year!
Maybe even ever, at all!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# 'gets out paintbrushes'
"Now, if you can just hold that pose whilst I leer for 30 hours..."
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Am I allowed to snooze?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:56, archived)
# A couple on nice wowzers actually:P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:48, archived)
# lost me at the nipple
actualy, I'm still there.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 17:29, archived)
# very good
but I would have thought men like Kyle Minogue would also have 2 nipples. Ha.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 18:09, archived)
# ~
hee hee
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Drink!
(, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Praise the lack of gods!
My first FP!!!

Ever!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Great,but one question..
Who's Kyle Minogue?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Well,
that would be Kylie's 5-nippled brother. He lacks one leg and eats mostly chicken. He's almost impossible to draw.
(, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Should I be
turned on by that?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# There I was last night,
painting an automobile in tattyshop as you do. ( Painting of a BMW M1 if you must know, for a friend ) and I thought to myself "I've done this kind of thing before" and lo and behold I found this I 'invented' last year.

Mmmm Clarkson.


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# Taht's no M1!
Very nice tho!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)
# The one I am currently painting
is an M1. That up there is something from my imagination. I thought I made that clear. Sorry.

edit:// here's my current project ( one of many ) far from finished ( far from really started ) so you are getting a lucky glimpse ;)

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(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:19, archived)
# That's very nice dave:P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Hello Dave!
Woo!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)
# pfft.
I was painting cars when Dave was a sperm!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Yeah it took the owners ages to get it off too!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Ooh, shiny
Woo.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)
# all the ladies
like a shiny sports car ;)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I drive an 8 year old Suzuki Swift
I make up for it because I've got a big cock.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)
# erm I must have a Vagina then :(
as I drive a pretty fast BMW and have a 420bhp Nissan in the garage. PLUS to add to my shame the wife has a Z3. It's just a house full of ladybits :(
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *Grooms*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:34, archived)
# haha
I'm too old for that shit but you'll find me and the skyline at Silverstone most weekends in the summer if you want to try ;)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:39, archived)
# nice :)
'ning all
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Vrooomm!
:)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:46, archived)
# i dont really know myself
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Why do you have a dog called Frank?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *asks the dog where she can get some skag*
he's RUBBISH.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)
# You think it's a talking dog?!
How does it smell?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)
# with his
olfactory senses? 'ning
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Oooooooooooooh no he doesn't
'ning matey.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)
# more like mnnng!
this morning. Still that's me, arabaca injection complete and now off to some old biddy's near my old fella's to put up bathroom fittings and lights. My old man is a bastard for offering my services out to his neighbours, especially on a fricken match day. Catch you later.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Well it's only a game:P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# UNASHAMABLE PEA ROAST THREAD


Yes I am a cunt and yes I do do all my own stunts.


ummmm I said do do
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:22, archived)
# dont let it be said

that i never participated!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)
# AT IT:)
MY tshirt.

(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Did a guy on another forum make it?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Erm no
My tshirt, my shitty webcam.

EDIT: Why do you ask?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Neato
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:50, archived)
# what now, right?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:25, archived)
# response so far
has been a little strange
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Revolution shirt!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
# i like that
im gonna send it into nuts & zoo - that'll fuck 'em!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:37, archived)
# you can have Heebie the Jeebie then
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)
# yup...
that heebed my jeebus!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:26, archived)
# gooses bump
See the news? Earthquake in Kent! That's in England by the way (where the culture comes from)



Dives for cover
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:29, archived)
# it's all the overinflated English egos that does it...they swell so much
they fall over


ENGUUHLAN
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I don't speak Scottish.

Grabs security blanky
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:45, archived)
# It was only in Folkestone.
They deserve it.


/kentish rivalry blog
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Is it unrelated post time? OK
Thrice in you include the navel.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# still asleep.



sorry.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Where's you're coffee man?!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:11, archived)
# christing fuck
that does give me the fear

He kind of looks like one of those 'tissue over a posicle ghosts' we made in my youth.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I never went anywhere near your youth :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Argh!
Hes SUPER.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Pfttt!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:27, archived)
# LOOK AT WHAT I POSTED ON THE LINKS BOARD THREAD.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:28, archived)
# No
Make me.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I just did.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:31, archived)
# You didn't actually
I'd totally forgotten about your post until I scrolled down.

EDIT: Ooop I'd for gotten again as well. Still haven't been to the links page.

EDIT EDIT: Nope. Still not looked.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Hamburger!!!!
Hamburger!!!!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:30, archived)
# OK, b3ta-staple laclustre 'adventures' repost:
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:39, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)
# At least he got some pussy action in the end!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
that's lovely :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:04, archived)
# 'ning 'ning
Thats RADical!
*groan*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Yay, top idea
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
# HAhaha
Needs more Mars bars:P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:52, archived)
# like a cloud over the desert
i refuse to participate.

plus i've gotta run to work now! *cries*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:43, archived)
# But by posting
You did participate. Yeah I'm already at work.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Go on then
I had to shoot off after posting this last night

(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Ooooh, I like that.
I love your stuff, it's so simple and stylised.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Aww, cheers capt'n
I was just messing about with inks. They are veryveryvery ace.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:55, archived)
# It's looking really nice!
Like the weather.

Fuck, I hate working on Saturdays.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Yes, it is shit.
I'm currently revelling in a rare saturday off. I'll be sure to have double the fun to make up for you.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Thank you!
Do get out in the sun- it's taunting me from my big office windows.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Hee, I shall.
I'm off to birmingham later for bridesmaid dress shopping. Its going to be SUPER.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Marnin' Farrrmer Wow!
'Ow be the day with you?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Nowt wrong with it!
Except I'm fucking HERE rather than fucking THERE *points outside*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Yeah tell me about it
Fortunately the whole office has been completely refurbished since you were here and my desk is right by the window. I have had to buy some fake tan though as I'm getting a lopsided tan:P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Perv!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:02, archived)
# i choose to roast the pea thus
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Oooh!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:48, archived)
# corr
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:51, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)
# thats what were gonna say
when you post your bridesmaid vector self on here ...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Oh if you insist
you ca have an inked and coloured nobby nobody for my shameless pea.

PSD 3.4MB tinyurl.com/36esm3
original biro-art sketch ( web image )

my effort.

Click for very slightly bigger (53 kb)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Ants in Pance !!!
have a new woo
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)
# an old age miner

with a pocket vagina getting angina!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 7:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 7:20, archived)
# old skool miner
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 7:29, archived)
# thank fucking zeus you knocked that ugly pic down the page a bit.
i was getting sick of looking at it.

'night.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 7:41, archived)
# INSPIRING !
well, not much, seeing he's got an gina, but nevertheless
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 7:46, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Woo
I know whenever I hold one of these in my hand my heart seems to go crazy too.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:17, archived)
# an old age miner?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Just the minor
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:26, archived)
# guess the human, win a prize.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

hint: i dislike him and his 'art'.
hint: he likes putting his swollen potato head on his covers.
hint: it's not peter gabriel.
hint: nsfw.
hint: phil collins.
hint: also known as charlie goddamned brown.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:07, archived)
# Hmmm
Looks a bit like that hack, Dan Brown.

Or it's Janus standing by a mirror.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:14, archived)
# so close....
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:15, archived)
# Then...
To give him his full title, talentless plagiarising pretentious inexplicably-popular hack Dan Brown?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:27, archived)
# no, sorry.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:29, archived)
# Lord Lucan with spunk in his eyes
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:19, archived)
# wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong! wrong!
no sexy prizes for you.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:20, archived)
# The guy from Bob Le Flambuer?
edit: Roger Duchesne?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:20, archived)
# meb le blufurr?
quit gibberishing me, boy.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:21, archived)
# timothy leary?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:22, archived)
# not even the same species.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
They tell us that We lost our tails
Evolving up From little snails
I say its all Just wind in sails
Are we not men? We are devo!
Were pinheads now We are not whole
Were pinheads all Jocko homo
Are we not men? D-e-v-o
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:30, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:32, archived)
# when a problem comes along...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:43, archived)
# that's good.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:52, archived)
# you took exactly what I wanted to say.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:03, archived)
# say it anyway.
repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is repetition is....
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:09, archived)
# would you mind terribly
saying that again - i dont think i "got it"!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:12, archived)
# i cannot.
that would be obnoxious.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:17, archived)
# chest xray?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:21, archived)
# um. yes?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:26, archived)
# i purchased a book called
forging chest xray vouchers for dummies and being a dummy it's an invaluable reference!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:30, archived)
# in the mental hospital-uh
the put eletrodes in your brain -uh
and you're never the same -uh
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:14, archived)
# Chest Xrays for EVERYONE!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:19, archived)
# Oh hell yeah
On that note I'm gonna rest my brain.
Cheers.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:59, archived)
# the guy from the avengers
with mrs peeled
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:22, archived)
# N
O

!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:24, archived)
# that man hates his life.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:23, archived)
# closest so far.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:24, archived)
# is it someone from across the pond I wouldn't know anyway?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:44, archived)
# yes and no.
you may know him, you probably know of him. he is from across the big water.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:53, archived)
# Tea and Crumpets.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:59, archived)
# i think he soaks the crumpets in tea before he eats them.
given that his teeth are all punched down his throat by angry people with taste and fuctional ears.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:06, archived)
# CAPTAIN PICARD.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:29, archived)
# Looks a bit like Number 6
But I know that that's not it.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:27, archived)
# nein!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:30, archived)
# WALT DISNEY
it is it is it is
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:32, archived)
# it snot it snot it snot!
but i do hate his 'art' too. goddamned miserable mouse-molester....
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:33, archived)
# That guy actually couldn't animate,
and I don't think that he could draw, either.

He could boss artists and animators around something rightious, though, and the result was an artform coming to maturity.

It's too bad that American audiences want it to stay a kid forever.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:36, archived)
# my position is less intricate.
i just hate cute.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:40, archived)
# I didn't say that I liked him.
Or the crap that's come out since he died.
He was animation's abusive father in America, I think.
When I read about him betting his small fortune on the idea that the world's first full length cartoon (Snow White) could hold an adult audiences attention and provoke emotional response, I was pretty impressed, though.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:46, archived)
# i'd rather look at a flipbook than any disney.
his goals, while they may have been lofty, still brought about dreck.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:10, archived)
# 'Kay
By me age 11:
www.marksomerville.com/images/wizard.gif

I'm really off to bed, now: 'Night.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 7:58, archived)
# And that the japanese want it to stay an octopus with penis tentacles.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:40, archived)
# don't we all?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:42, archived)
# Very woo, no idea who but neat effect
Midget nymphos eh? Are you trying to be even more bizarre than us out here on the wet coast?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:03, archived)
# i was just hoping someone would paypal me enough so i could rent her services.
and then film our congress to post on youtube.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:07, archived)
# oh yes - ^this^
with leiderhosen and miracle whip!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:12, archived)
# And a dachshund!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:16, archived)
# auch zwerge haben klein angefangen.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:19, archived)
# If you meant:
Him from the bike with spurs on your back kicking, then yes, sure!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:22, archived)
# sort of.
it's the film's title. 'even dwarfs started small', for those who don't speak the german.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:24, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:12, archived)
# fucking would!
And tell us already.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:21, archived)
# fucking did!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:22, archived)
# damn.
I knew it was going to be obvious.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:23, archived)
# i thought i left enough of his face to make it easy.
i guess not. oh well.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:25, archived)
# ..
toronto, eh . very touristic
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 7:55, archived)
# gilbert,
from gilbert and george
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I'm not worried that you posted that link
The fact that you knew where is was is what is worrying me.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:27, archived)
# Nice!
Looks like a sandstone carving.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:31, archived)
# I just noticed
I managed to give him a broken nose. It looks like he's been in a fist-fight.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:34, archived)
# This is a good thing, it adds character.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:41, archived)
# All matter and being is essentially void and empty of substance
AND IF YOU SAY IT'S NOT I'LL PUNCH YOU UP THE BRACKET
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:44, archived)
# I have a friend who studies martial arts
and for some reason shouts "What are your thoughts on nietzsche?" before he kicks someone in the head.

He explained it to me one day and it was really funny but I forgot.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:56, archived)
# I think it had something to do with everyone being stupider after a conversation about nietzsche.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:57, archived)
# [insert owl here]
There is in the world much filth: SO MUCH is true!
But the world itself is not therefore a filthy monster!

There is wisdom in the fact that much in the world smelleth badly:
loathing itself createth wings, and fountain-divining powers!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:06, archived)
# marilyn chambers?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:33, archived)
# Sounds like a posh address in London.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:35, archived)
# could be.
or a porn star who was the baby in the ivory soap ads and then became the star of a david cronenberg film.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:42, archived)
# *rubs armpit on you and gives you sex rabies*
LOOK AT THE POTATOE
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:47, archived)
# i love that film.
i prefer 'the brood', though.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:49, archived)
# that's good as a horror film
I love the scene with the guy with the scarf.

But Videodrome is my favorite.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:56, archived)
# *head explodes*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:05, archived)
# *shivers*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:18, archived)
# *crashes*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:26, archived)
# *ringers*
Edit:/ "Ellie? Ellie?"
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:28, archived)
# *lunches, nakedly*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:34, archived)
# *still existz*

Edit/ "It's digusting, I just can't stop."
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:38, archived)
# *spiders*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:41, archived)
# *violences*
In a way that begins intriguingly but ends in kind of cookie cutter mob fashion.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:51, archived)
# *m. butterflies away*
and i'm tapped for his films now.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:57, archived)
# Praise be in all the holy names of "Bob"
That guy made too damned many movies!

More!, more!(
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:06, archived)
# peaches en regalia
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:55, archived)
# *bows and worships*
woo and yay for frank and mofaha!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 6:13, archived)
#
RIP You big crazy person Frank
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:52, archived)
# best one yet
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 7:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Action Fig
I always figured this guy would show up when Picard called...

(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:24, archived)
# i have no idea what you're on about.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:34, archived)
# Its ACTION TEABAG !!
the slutty chick from sex in the city
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:55, archived)
# there was someone who wasn't slutty on that crap?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:06, archived)
# History not fiction. Not that it matters much.
He should have a teacup as a weapon of some kind.
Arf none the less!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Well I like it!
A tea cup would spoil the joke.

One of the many reasons that Kirk is better than Picard was the tea, synthehol was another.
Late 20th century classical music a third.
Much as I like him, he is literally a psuedo-intellectual.

Picard (a character whom I like) is obviously not my biggest problem, heh.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:25, archived)
# Yeah for Earl Grey/ star trek jokes!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 8:10, archived)
# theres this twunt hotlinking right
www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=521225&page=9&pp=30
to lots of b3tan works, claiming them to be his gifs

edit: fixed the rule
this .htaccess file works,

RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} ^http://(.+\.)?rottentomatoes\.com/ [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} ^http://(.+\.)?myspace\.com/ [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} ^http://(.+\.)?blogspot\.com/ [NC,OR]
RewriteCond %{HTTP_REFERER} ^http://(.+\.)?livejournal\.com/ [NC]
RewriteRule .*\.(jpe?g|gif|swf|png)$ thatcher.gif



just have an image called thatcher.gif in same top level directory as your .htaccess file

wawawa

(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:39, archived)
# that fucker's got my hypno-potamous!
i never thought anyone would have bad enough taste to hotlink me.

time to change up the image....

and done.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:42, archived)
# i thought it looked familiar
I WILL OBEY THE HYPNO POTATO MOUSE
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:48, archived)
# obey!
i changed it. now to see if he's hotlinking or has just swiped the image. he's using tinyurl so i can't tell yet.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:53, archived)
# nice replacement image
i dont want to know what search terms you used to find that
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:55, archived)
# i think it was 'spanking'.
or 'mofaha' :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:58, archived)
# !!!
{ shocked emoticon }
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:00, archived)
# i don't know how to thwart him.
your fancy html up there is incomprehensible to me. i tried to replace the pic, but can't do any more.

any rotten tomatoes forum members here?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:03, archived)
# your hypnotamus is under my kitties
both are on tinypic, so out of our controls
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:06, archived)
# oh well.
if he's not swiping bandwidth, i'm uncaring. my pics aren't exactly art anyway.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:09, archived)
# my god
why the fuck did i click on that!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:04, archived)
# hahaha!
got you. i'm changing it back anyway, since he's using tinypic.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:08, archived)
# I WANT TO SEE IT
it's friday and I'm bored.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:18, archived)
# i'll describe it, since it was very nsfw.
one man naked in a chair, legs high in the air, being spanked with a crop by a clothed man. the man being spanked is ejaculating and has an expression of wonder on his face. the image is in black and white, making it 'erotica', not porn.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:22, archived)
# Aceness
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:10, archived)
# you misspelled 'ass'.
assness!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:13, archived)
# woo for assnesses
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:20, archived)
# we all heart the ass.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:23, archived)
# where is rapitinui and his ass pic
when we need it
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:25, archived)
# i could go for some aspic with my supper.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:29, archived)
# gawd .
it only took me all this time to get that one
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 7:49, archived)
# wow
he's scraping the barrel, he has some of mine
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:44, archived)
# God help him if he's linking any of my shit.
Still, my David Brent doll is so good I even tagged it, so i'm safe. ;)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)
# weak
OMG SOMEBODY STOLE MY CRAPPY PICTURE ...BOO HOO...LETS KILL HIM
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:49, archived)
# 1 not a problem
50 starts eating up my banned width
and claiming he is making them irks me
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:51, archived)
# i saw he had a lot of redexes, i assumed they were yours.
heh.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:56, archived)
# some are mine
unfortunatley my rewrite rule isnt, so i cant make his posts singularly boring and veterinarian
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:59, archived)
# is he hotlinking?
i changed the pic he used of mine, but it's still up as normal. he may be 'just' stealing the pics.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:01, archived)
# he was hotlinking to mine
but the pics i put on tinypic i cant change
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:03, archived)
# looking at all the pics he has...
...i wonder if he even understands them. i mean, brian peppers isn't exactly a huge meme on rotten toamtoes from what i've seen.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:17, archived)
# appears to be just
silly random theft!
Im still torn between flattery and rage!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:24, archived)
# do both
enjoy flatterage - its better than flatulence
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:26, archived)
# that term is most parplexing.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:32, archived)
# There's my spacky wooyay girl too.
Hahaha!
edit: and atomic's and my pulsecat still loading...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:50, archived)
# no no
thats his spacky wooyay girl ;)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:53, archived)
# [/;-D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:10, archived)
# YAY !
spank it . spank it hard
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:13, archived)
# None of mine....
*feels left out.


What a twunt tho
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:56, archived)
# silly cunt
is stoopid enough to nick my shit!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:56, archived)
# theft, the sincerest form of...
........well, ...theft really.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:02, archived)
# hahahaha
i swapped the hotlinked stuff!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Yay!
all need swapping for teh really bad pron.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:09, archived)
# all should be swapped for....
THATCHER!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:21, archived)
# i thought that was your doing
classy that is.top fapp material
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:24, archived)
# theres a couple more
but like PB said earlier they have been tinyurl'd!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:27, archived)
# YAY !!
i fixed my rewrite.. there are thatchers all over the board now
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:38, archived)
# excellent work!
the stupid bastard deserves her.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:48, archived)
# well fucking done!
that is some awesome work - scary but awesome!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:08, archived)
# That'll raise a few eyebrows
And other things, depending on the viewer.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:28, archived)
# Yep
two of my facefactory images in there. I'm flattered :)
*flounces*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:02, archived)
# Mine obviously aren't good enough :(
By the looks of it, the perp isn't too popular on that forum...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:21, archived)
# what a fucking cunt
b3ta has spoiled me for all other forums...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:23, archived)
# some say b3ta and have tags on them
and why anyone but a b3tan would give a toss about the sheen is beyond me.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:29, archived)
# not just any SHEEN...
SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN
SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN
SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN
SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN SHEEN!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:38, archived)
# ^^^
this explains a lot
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:45, archived)
# Someone did this to me last week
At first, I fired off goatse in anger.
Then I realised the potential and changed it to a link to my website.

According to the logs, about 10,000 people got served the beige horror before I switched though.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:35, archived)
# advertising on top of goatse
" if you were looking at my website , you wouldnt be looking at this "
tattoo photoshopped on top of goatsee

now think of the marketing potential
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 7:54, archived)
# What a cunt
I just noticed he's linking to some of mine too
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:29, archived)
# is it made of plaster?
i think gold medal is inappropriate. maybe a green one would do.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:38, archived)

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