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# Sexually. (But I think you already realised that.)
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# only if it's
Newport Pagnell.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# your special place is newport pagnell?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Yes.
I had a pub there. It was nice.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# What about the only
Albert Speer (Sr.)-designed building in the Netherlands?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Young couple in a car.
She says "Kiss me where it smells", so he drove her to Birmingham.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Quick and dirty......
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# animate that wanking hand!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Was going to crop it off.......
But then left it there because I knew someone would do it in about 3 minites.....
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# never heard it called
"cropping one off" before.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# 'king tony
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I am surprised no one has done a set of cards....
"Top Twunts" with Blair,Bush ect.....or have I just missed it......
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# dinbun
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
# waste of time
because

"we voted for them"

What is the point in voting, everywhere I have lived has always had massive tory or labour majorities, it is not about who wins, it is just to keep the BNP percentage down
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# that party bollocital boredcast they did shocked me a bit...
i didn't think it was a BNP advert....
The UK sucks, but having not visited any other countries / looked at their politcal views etc, i can not judge them / move into that country (yet)
edit : thinking about it, thats around the time my tv blew up, how long ago was that?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# everywhere is as bad as here
but here, we will not let facists in, ever

(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
#
, ever yet
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Oh?
I seem to recall a certain prime minister some 55 years ago has QUITE a thing against the germans.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Except Jeremy Clarkson
I'd vote for him
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Resigned sigh.......
True.....
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# I wasn't of voting age when he came into power
am I allowed to grumble?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# same here
but at the time ........
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# pance!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:04, archived)
# ^this also
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Good work!
Needs a pencil up each nostril, then we'll know for sure that he's barking.


/Blackadder fan
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Please make sure it's nice and sharp..!!!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# panthead!
panthead!

nyaa nyaa nyaa!

:D
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# ..and on fire

sorry, not great flames at all
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Hehe
More petrol...
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# awww
are you calling him a liar?

:D

hehe
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I love his favorite two words......
mmmmm "hindsight" and "retrospect".....
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:21, archived)
# or, as it's commonly known
"being fucking caught out being a blatant ratbastard lying shite"
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# one way ticket for my mule
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# yes
nicely done tho, spose.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# woops...
forgot to link to the slang definition.

chang = cocaine... at least it does where i come from
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# aha!
ching where im from.
makes much more sense now.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# And yet we never hear about the missing ugly children
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# paedo
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# ^this
or the ones that aren't from well off families
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# i was going to do a graph showing
the correlation of sexiness of child to amount of media attention but suspected that would send the nonce police round post haste.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# but it would be funny thou
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Funny?
THIS IS B3TA!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# you dropped these:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and these:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# why would anyone
steal an UGLY child?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# I don't like this
it has said something about your mind that I wouldn't laugh with at a pub table

(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Yeah
Not something to laugh about.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# no you are not
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# who's the girl?
ris?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# british girl
who was kidnapped in portugal last week
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# great....
TJ : vandals make me sick
Linky linky (its only ebay)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# haha
I can see the link there:

"Keep Away from Children"

particularly ugly ones.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# what is it
with putting these little girls in shite football kits after they're abducted? isn't it bad enough that you've taken them from their family?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# it makes them look sexy
have you never seen the daily sport?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# i was pushed for time
and it was the only top i could find that was a good enough fit.

/coat
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# copy cat
huntley was still worse, i mean matching utd kits, he was one sick bastard
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# i have one those mists
that come down when i see posts like this maybe cos im a dad and dont see the humour/irony.

must be me
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Its not just you.
Its just not funny any more.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# i dont think anybody is laughing at the situation.
only the reaction.

(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# One of the reasons why people find this quite so distastefull
is that she has yet to be found. While pictures in bad taste are normally recieved somewhat positively (eg diana, the other missing kids, leah betts) the difference is is that the action had already been done. There was nothing you could do to bring diana back or those girls because they were already dead. To be making fun of a missing girl who could be being killed at this very moment just seems cuntish.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# sort of this^^
making jokes about the lindburgh baby or diana is ok, because people have had time to come to terms with those events
this wound is still raw
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# i would say its the difference between making fun of a dead person
and a dying one. If theyre dead it seems to be less nasty because the act has occured. If theyre dying or missing then people just come across as being a cunt. Because noone wants anyone to die or be hurt. But once theyre dead then nothing can happen to undo the deadness
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# problem with this is it's schroedinger
until she's found no-one knows if she's alive or dead, which makes it even worse than jokes about someone actually dying (e.g. litvenenko) plus she's a 3/4 yr old who's not actually done anything to bring this abuse upon herself
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# well yes, worse than someone dying in a coma is obviously
some kid missing. at which point i think people should be hoping/praying (if thats what they do) that shes found safe and alive. not making crude jokes at her expense. It just seems there has to be a limit on the cynicism and irony of the posts on this board. Where you have to decide if youre a decent person holding on hope for a girls safe return or youre a shit making fun of her. And just because this board has no limits and people could post pics making fun of the situation doesnt necessarily mean that they should.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# sadly,
i'm by no means the only one to poke fun at such awful events
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# theres obviously a huuuuuuuuuuuge difference between a generic joke
made 4 years ago about no one in particular while also satirising the media and making a specific joke about a girl who is currently missing. But i would have thought that was rather obvious
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Newer members questioning the activities of the lower member numbers?
This isn't the cliqued heirachial b3ta I signed up for...
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# its anarchy night
where up is down, left is right and jim davidson is the funniest man alive
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:21, archived)
# but when you start drawing lines
saying when things are funny and things aren't, that's when you're discriminating against certain people, the best way to not be rascist, sexist or anything, is just to offend everyone :)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# but offending for the sake of offending
isn't funny, it's just serge-fabrizioism
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# serge-fabrizioism?
I'm using that corker in the pub! cheers. lol
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# i can pretty much guarentee that noone in this country finds this situation funny
This is such a small community of like minded people where taste isnt a problem. So people post the most offensive things to people who support it and congratulate them. But they forget that outside this community 99% of people would be horrified at people making fun of this girl.

And this isnt the seventies. Roy chubby browns method of "offending everyone" is about as popular as smallpox. Racist,homophobic jokes just arent funny anymore. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:15, archived)
# One day you might be a parent.
I hope you never have to go through anything like what this girls parents must be going through.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# One way ticket
to Hull, please.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Shhhhh! Hider-In-The-Box Requires ULTIMATE SILENCE!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# and a fish for some reason
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Naturally.
You cannot truely hide in a box without a fish.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# you sly old dog!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# you demon in the sack!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# that's surely gonna force you out of the box after a while
unless you are a walrus and don't mind the stink?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# i thought it was a butt plug...
edit : i just realised thats his mouth and not a mustache
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# i thought it was his feet
or am i just being silly?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# yea now that you say that...
its his feet :D
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# *plays*
this requires total quiet in the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# haha
is that a fish he has? or an oven mitt?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# They are his feet.
Drawing skills are lack :(
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# oh yes
I see now.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# hahahaha
oops, sorry, I won't tell where he is
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Yay booooooooooooox!
oh sorry Shhhhhh
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# does he also *joys*?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# My favourite book as a child
was 'My cat likes to hide in boxes' apparently

it was full of a cat looking smug and comfortably in various boxes, whilst other-international cats- held down responsible jobs like being fat, being traffic wardens, etc

I think I still have it somewhere
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# sounds amazing.
thatcherite propoganda for kids? :)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Seventies stuff
I may dig it out
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# *zips lips*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# *is reminded of the "not the 9o'clock news" sketch*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# this
arouses me!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# yeh gross- i just threw over
so i was searching for "greenpeace activists" for my fat girl picture and i stumbled over this one. its way worse than a head crab imho



Click for bigger (80KB)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# king crab
standard size if a little small. I can see them on any zoological site I visit. No need to post it here fella. You need a link for other people's pictures.


I declare today Nazi Day.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# everyday is Nazi Day -- H00R@Y!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Damn
I hoped that site was real

fuck me, I'm bored
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# ^this
although if B3ta were to give the links page independant URL this would...nay must be the name for it
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Now that
is a spider crab AICMFP.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# They sell the legs of these
at our local Whole Foods. The fish department is right next to the cheese counter. It does smells nasty.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Top Dumps



I'll swap my Eledumpertron for your Skag Head Shitter...
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# haha!
Aww man, that looks like a cosy crap.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# you look nothing like I imagined you would
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# I love this
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:09, archived)
# That's very nice
Me likes

Compo it ?!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# oh yeah
forgot about that!

Doh!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Howdy everyone!


Click for bigger (124KB)

Just a note to say hello and all that and missing not talking to all on a daily basis.
Back to the grind!

(not my dog, nor my pic)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# 'lo Scoop!~
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# has that just had
a happy mousing?

"when threads collide"
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# I wondered what became of you you tart!
You could have at least lied about the fucking dog

;)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Why am I looking at someone elses dog?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# aww Scoop
nice to see ya but you are definitely on a wind up right?;)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# EEEK......
Looks like a lepers arm with a dogs head on its hand....!!!.....*edits* do I take it that spit the dog didn't adjust to retirement all that well..???..!!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# ^this
manky looking thing.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# happy mouse!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# haha
*loves*
You will never, ever let us down missy. clicks
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# why is he so happy
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# he's just finished eating a huge edam cheese
hence his roundness too :)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# awesome
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Woooooooo...
Loves it to death....want`s one as a pet....
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# *puts in pocket*
slips away
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# he's very friendly
i hope he knows to avoid cats.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Pop Art
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# filteriffic
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Pep
art shirley?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# cutout
brush strokes
profit.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# pope art?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Sure I gave him a pound
For a cup of tea....
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I do not know how to respond to this on so many levels:
it's very colourful
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# i drewed magneto

i'm probably gonna animate it at some point in the future
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# an animated bitmap
I think I'll go do something else now

bye
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# babye
grumpy man :)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# it became ridiculously blurry with jpg artificats when i tried to jpg it
its only little....
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# GIF, man!, GIF!
:)

alright, really going now, see ya later b3ta
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# mindpiss!

great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ...
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# later goonball.
;)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# you could try gif
its much better for flat colours and limited pallets than jpeg
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# the future is now!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# smaller!
also: i have a question for any sciencey-minded B3tans, what i will dump in this 'ere thread to save wastage



*relurks*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Dare I say a word..???
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# No, you're not the invisible man
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# A ..????
What do you mean...!!!!..he is asking about "I"s though...!!!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# wtf
you are a nonsense
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Pardon..??
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# indeed with that technology he would not be able to see anything
but there may be some other kind of technology, another method that allows him to see and be invisible
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
#
now that's a puzzler and no mistake...
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# he doesn't
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# There was a show a while back called the Invisible Man
It was pretty crap but it did have one interesting explanation for this. It said he wasn't invisible to infra-red and ultraviolet, so he could see in those spectrums just fine.


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# this would work too
c.f that thing they made invisible to microwaves, still could see it with the visible range
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# ahhh, now that's a point
*ponders*

thank you!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# how does superman fly?
why doesn't the hulk have stretch marks?
what are a man made of bricks lung's made of?
how does the silver surfer maintain his body temperature in space?
how do transformers reproduce?

(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# why do my mates drink my beer
and when I go to their places there is fuck all in the cooler? *ponders*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# if winnie the pooh was civilised enough to keep his honey in jars...
why did he eat it off his hands, did he not have spoons?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# keeping honey in jars
is agueably just a useful thing to do to keep it, rather than keeping the whole hive, rather than a civilised action, eating with spoons is a matter of being 'civilised' however, so we could say he is smart, but very uncivilised
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# transformers one is easy
they dont
as robots they just build new ones, rather than kinky robot sex
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# aww, I was looking forward to the kinky robot sex...
:(
(, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# magic.

bio-oil.
bricks.
more magic.
watch short circuit.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Because it was easier to animate, originally he could only jump.
His skin doesn't stretch, he makes more of it.
Bricks.
Because Galactus gave him the power cosmic.
They just build more.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# you just made me smile
a big smile
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I have the animated series from the forties,
and between me and my friends we have enough comics to make a small fort.

I also paint figurines.

Nerd-man, AWAY!!!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Ah, but origionally
Transformers reproduced like amoeba, according to some of the later comics.



Shit. I think my virginity just grew back.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# haha! to all of the above


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# by
SCEINCE
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# ooh, that reminds me of this i did years ago,


tiny pixel comic-book goodness
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# wow i love your spideman and iron man, they are the most excellentest
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# ta :)
i still like the Human Torch and Doctor Octopus, they turned out best.
it was done donkey's years ago, when all i had was 16 colours and MS Paint.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# don't really understand...
but the doc oc sprite looks like it could easily look ace when animated.

edit: not that they dont look good already! Woo!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# best. windows icons. ever.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# shirely bindun!?

he'll probably withdraw it in a couple of days :p

edit: better?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# contraversial?
and stop calling me shirley
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# oops, ignore that
:)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# okay
and what about the story taking place scotland?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# stop being picky you cnut
laugh at the funny joke!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# i thought we'd established
that it isn't funny either
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# and the fact that she's now four
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# possibly
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Hang your head in shame, Serge
A forrin person has just informed you that your spelling of "controversial" is incorrect.
:)

(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Haha :)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# my dad's an editor too
he'd give me a good hiding if he ever found out :(
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# *slams down phone*
your butt is in sooo much trouble now geezer
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# oh you snitch!
*prepares bowl of warm water for when Jahled goes to sleep*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# ris?
but also, comedy = tragedy + time
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# ^
and she's four now
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# how long should it be left?
she's been missing for ages
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# a week is ages now?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# yes,
were you not informed?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Not that its a nice thing but..
Pisses me off how everyone cares about one little girl going missing, when people go missing all the time and the media (And the public) don't give a shit unless its a little blonde 4 year old girl.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# little kids are innocent in and of themselves, and deserved of the attention

some cracked out harlot turning tricks who goes missing can just fuck right off
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I think it's distasteful
but I'd never complain. You can't suddenly decide that b3ta has some kind of rules when it comes to taking the piss. It's no less distasteful now to mock the world trade centre attacks than it was the day after they happened. It's b3ta and people should get off their high horses about what's right and wrong.
Sure if it's not funny and shit say so, but don't think for one minute that it's at all correct to start having selective indignations on b3ta.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# 8 days
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# She's already been sold.
They should give up. Stealing of British kids, especially blond ones to sell to wealthy Eastern Europeans has been going on for years.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Results 1 - 10 of about 135,000 for Stealing of British kids, especially blond ones to sell to wealthy Eastern Europeans has been going on for years.. (0.13 seconds)

well, stone me!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# consider yourself stoned
if you ever pop round my way ;)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# i hear this goes on all the time
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Well...
No-one in the press seems to have made anything of the fact that
they left the kids on their own
Probably cos they're so very middle class (one's a consultant and the other's a GP)
Just imagine the serves-them-right factor a family of chavs would get?
Nevermind the fact that creche facilities were available! Irresponsible parenting anyone?

bah
/rant
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# really?

*ponders*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# fact correcting
He (Mr McCann)'s a Cardiologist and Mrs McCann is a GP
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# that's what everyone i know said, the first time they heard about it
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Thre is no doubt that
the moral outrage of the daily Mailers has been held at bay by the fact that it's happened to 'one of their own'.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Spongebob disapproves

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That is truly awful, Serge.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# yay for text on pictures
objecting to rubbish posts!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] You don't see this one on the playground...
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Guybrush?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# elaine?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# What the hell was the name
of the talking skull?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Murray
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# big whoop
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# skeletor
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Calista Flockheart?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# I don't give a fuck
but I'd say that this would look like porn.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# I went for quite safe images.
All from getty with no nipples but maybe you are right.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# seem to remember you getting banned for a while
for a lot less, mate
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
i would like to try the dance of the fiery biscuits
is the buttering the burnt toast in there?
ala last tango
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# nsfw
:)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Nice one!~
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I'll take a raping for starting a new thread
but the other is waaaay down there and I'm pushing a new bandwagon.

(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# No
:-P
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I can't think of anything amusing to post.
I'm off for a wank.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's amusing right there.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# and this is different to normal, how?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# No.
*rapes*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# *rapes*
friday night on the internet, go me!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# woooohoooo
it's near the end of the month salary wise isn't it? ;)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# tbh
i have no idea
all my bills are paid by direct debit
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# says you
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# *deletes Friday night history*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# needs more sturdy girl
:)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# arty girl!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# arty, yet sturdy
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# ha!
is that the same sturdy girl from the big breakfast!?

i think i missed this meme/bandwagon
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# It is a very, very old meme

(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# see? I have been
here for donkey's years ;)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# aha
ill feign knowledge next time.
cheer up chap! not everyone on here is a mong.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# I know, I know
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Good god
what has begun!!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# i think you should make her ass more shiny
and add some red to her ass
i was going to colour my version so its nice too see how other people colour it
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# oh it was very, very rushed
because I wanted to try and get it in your thread. If you want to see how I render sketches properly check my profile. There are one or two in there.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# The real stuff
tourdefat
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# grim
not quite moab slickrock
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# No
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# i bet she can shit
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# you had to go and spoil things
NSFW!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# as above^^^
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# my post?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# No Pasanonic.
A bit NSFW
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I'm just not safe
period.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# nope
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# The Fantastic homies
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# 3 Fucking colours!!!!
how is it so bloody big?????
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# 3 colours
and a bit shit also ;-)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
#
its magic
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# ffs
that shouldn't be over 5kb.
Read the bloody faq ffs
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# 5k?!?!?!!!oneoneone
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# because its a jpg instead of a gif
spot the artifacts
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I'm guessing then that the pics in your profile may not be yours?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# this is a bit shit really.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# erm...okay
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Been a long season for some!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# he has been retired
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# R to the ISzle
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I get it
but we have been saying Mr Colina was in the hills have eyes since the first one.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# just being silly
with some otters

(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Whee!
excellent!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Happy hanimals
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# PHWOARR
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# *clicks*
i see no horses :(
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# that has got me as stiff as a board
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# i can hear je t'aime playing in the background.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# :)
cue a pown.alluc flash thingy
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Ge-ni-us
*fondles*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# ^This!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# oh my!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# dude
he's/she's trying to strangle him/her
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# it's friday night and i'm in watching snail sex
everyone else is at the end of term ball.

I feel I may be missing out.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# No
They are.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Snail sex IS THE FUTURE
In twenty year's time you'll be laughing at those foolish enough to spend their valuable time at parties, instead of staying in watching snail sex.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# that's it, i'm off to the pub
screw you guys, i'm getting pissed

/cartman
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# ^this
Gosh, I envy my scientist colleagues
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# that looked like a pulsating turd
while scrolling by
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Yay!
They've been taking lessons from Meerkats :)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# That am luvverly!!
I love otterliness
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# love that!
they've got 122 so far..

i think the one on the left is going to fuck it up, he looks distracted.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Yay!
That's ace otter action eclectech! :)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# awesome
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Luke reacted badly to his father's overtures to bond..


Sorry, my day included llamas
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# wish I had a Lllama
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# YES LLAMAS
did you get spat at in the face? Oh, to be spat at in the face.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Headbutted actually
cunts
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# haha!
I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# It can be arranged!
;)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Pffff
Only on B3ta will you understand...
"sorry, my day included llamas".
*pats on head and passes a cup of tea*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# See
We're all here because only other b3tans understand us!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# ^
*caresses Princess Leia doll*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I'd suggest a group hug
but 99% of B3tards whould shun this idea and call me girlie or ghey.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# *hugs*
and in doing so am acting both girlie AND gay!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# B3TANS!


/mictoboy
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I prefer b3tans too
It's less like retards.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I agree!~
*group hugs just IVV*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# *shoves M3 out of the way*
I need to talk about a posh frock with Ivy!
And shoes.

(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# *shoves back tearing dress slightly revealing brassiere*

*hands pillows out to all teh ladyees*

*waits...*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# *sigh*
You say tomato, I smash you in the gob :)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
#
smash kiss
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# IT'S B3TAN
woman!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# ha
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha
I did a little lol!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Arf!
SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# hehe
i always liked sweep
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# me too, I think the fact that he's slightly loopy did it for me
and hello fair maiden!~
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Hehe...nice
Strangest thing of all though ..... we all wanted pur dads to buy us light sabers....and mine never would....
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# sweep is always funny
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# some old English tourists
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha
haha
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Somehow I get the impression they are slightly doomed
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# nah, there'll be a helicopter along any minute
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Somehow I think that's a bit doomed as well..
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# bloody hell, it's all doom and gloom with you these days!

;)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# How can that possibly be so?
www.b3ta.com/board/7179500

Been watching this for five minutes now, savagely fwapping
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Are they related to Milly and Rupe?
We should be told :)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Shirley the chances
are a million to one
(they say)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# shoopdawoop
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# no
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# nice
arse cheeks...she does look somewhat like a beached whale though, poor love
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# hmmm
pieeeeesssss


(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha!
that things arms make it looks like jeff goldblum when he is half fly.

or maybe im pissed :S
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# hahaha
have another! You might start seeing all sorts of stuff!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# needs
more harpoon!

woo.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Ya!
*parks scooter*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Top drawage!
*shuns the Mars bar that's sitting in the drawer*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# *steals your mars bar*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Yay!
*bouncy castles*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
#


woo!~
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# quick tie a plank to his ass incase he falls in
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# that's begging for
a tubgirl squit to blow him off. I'm not daring anybody. DON'T.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Uh oh
You've planted the seed.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# now b3ta will grow the seed
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
hell yeh
this is the kind of reply i was waiting for
im just adding green peace people to the drawing
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# HAHAHA! It's got lots of er.... legs
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# no
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# SING 'BOY NAMED SUE' DAMMIT!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# hahahaha
'ning Mr Essential.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# 'ning lovely ex-pat!~
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# walk that line without wobbling
you crazy alcoholic! ( not you, but you knew that )
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

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