(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 11 May 2007, 23:41,
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Young couple in a car.
She says "Kiss me where it smells", so he drove her to Birmingham.
(Black MoonNot cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Fri 11 May 2007, 23:53,
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Quick and dirty......
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:45,
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animate that wanking hand!
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:46,
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Was going to crop it off.......
But then left it there because I knew someone would do it in about 3 minites.....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:50,
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never heard it called
"cropping one off" before.
(StickFigureNinjais worried he may be on the list,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:59,
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'king tony
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:47,
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I am surprised no one has done a set of cards....
"Top Twunts" with Blair,Bush ect.....or have I just missed it......
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:57,
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dinbun
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:58,
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waste of time
because
"we voted for them"
What is the point in voting, everywhere I have lived has always had massive tory or labour majorities, it is not about who wins, it is just to keep the BNP percentage down
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Fri 11 May 2007, 23:01,
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that party bollocital boredcast they did shocked me a bit...
i didn't think it was a BNP advert.... The UK sucks, but having not visited any other countries / looked at their politcal views etc, i can not judge them / move into that country (yet) edit : thinking about it, thats around the time my tv blew up, how long ago was that?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 11 May 2007, 23:05,
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everywhere is as bad as here
but here, we will not let facists in, ever
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Fri 11 May 2007, 23:07,
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, ever yet
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 11 May 2007, 23:13,
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Oh?
I seem to recall a certain prime minister some 55 years ago has QUITE a thing against the germans.
One of the reasons why people find this quite so distastefull
is that she has yet to be found. While pictures in bad taste are normally recieved somewhat positively (eg diana, the other missing kids, leah betts) the difference is is that the action had already been done. There was nothing you could do to bring diana back or those girls because they were already dead. To be making fun of a missing girl who could be being killed at this very moment just seems cuntish.
making jokes about the lindburgh baby or diana is ok, because people have had time to come to terms with those events this wound is still raw
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:46,
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i would say its the difference between making fun of a dead person
and a dying one. If theyre dead it seems to be less nasty because the act has occured. If theyre dying or missing then people just come across as being a cunt. Because noone wants anyone to die or be hurt. But once theyre dead then nothing can happen to undo the deadness
until she's found no-one knows if she's alive or dead, which makes it even worse than jokes about someone actually dying (e.g. litvenenko) plus she's a 3/4 yr old who's not actually done anything to bring this abuse upon herself
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:56,
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well yes, worse than someone dying in a coma is obviously
some kid missing. at which point i think people should be hoping/praying (if thats what they do) that shes found safe and alive. not making crude jokes at her expense. It just seems there has to be a limit on the cynicism and irony of the posts on this board. Where you have to decide if youre a decent person holding on hope for a girls safe return or youre a shit making fun of her. And just because this board has no limits and people could post pics making fun of the situation doesnt necessarily mean that they should.
i'm by no means the only one to poke fun at such awful events
(daf's been photoshopping real life again,
Fri 11 May 2007, 23:06,
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theres obviously a huuuuuuuuuuuge difference between a generic joke
made 4 years ago about no one in particular while also satirising the media and making a specific joke about a girl who is currently missing. But i would have thought that was rather obvious
saying when things are funny and things aren't, that's when you're discriminating against certain people, the best way to not be rascist, sexist or anything, is just to offend everyone :)
(serge-fabriziotaught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father,
Fri 11 May 2007, 23:00,
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but offending for the sake of offending
isn't funny, it's just serge-fabrizioism
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 11 May 2007, 23:03,
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serge-fabrizioism?
I'm using that corker in the pub! cheers. lol
(op op op op opI stink therfore I spam,
Mon 14 May 2007, 17:15,
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i can pretty much guarentee that noone in this country finds this situation funny
This is such a small community of like minded people where taste isnt a problem. So people post the most offensive things to people who support it and congratulate them. But they forget that outside this community 99% of people would be horrified at people making fun of this girl.
And this isnt the seventies. Roy chubby browns method of "offending everyone" is about as popular as smallpox. Racist,homophobic jokes just arent funny anymore. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news
it was full of a cat looking smug and comfortably in various boxes, whilst other-international cats- held down responsible jobs like being fat, being traffic wardens, etc
I think I still have it somewhere
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:24,
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(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:31,
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*zips lips*
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:27,
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*is reminded of the "not the 9o'clock news" sketch*
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:29,
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this
arouses me!
(amazingmikeycinternet ninja,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:31,
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yeh gross- i just threw over
so i was searching for "greenpeace activists" for my fat girl picture and i stumbled over this one. its way worse than a head crab imho
Click for bigger (80KB)
(MarkP0rteris an annoying faggot,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:14,
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king crab
standard size if a little small. I can see them on any zoological site I visit. No need to post it here fella. You need a link for other people's pictures.
I declare today Nazi Day.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:17,
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everyday is Nazi Day -- H00R@Y!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:23,
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nice to see ya but you are definitely on a wind up right?;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:12,
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EEEK......
Looks like a lepers arm with a dogs head on its hand....!!!.....*edits* do I take it that spit the dog didn't adjust to retirement all that well..???..!!
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:15,
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^this
manky looking thing.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:23,
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happy mouse!
(eclectechis older but no wiser,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:07,
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haha
*loves* You will never, ever let us down missy. clicks
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:08,
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why is he so happy
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:09,
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he's just finished eating a huge edam cheese
hence his roundness too :)
(eclectechis older but no wiser,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:13,
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awesome
(Neon BlueAh ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:16,
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Woooooooo...
Loves it to death....want`s one as a pet....
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:09,
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*puts in pocket*
slips away
(JahledThree shades of black,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:12,
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he's very friendly
i hope he knows to avoid cats.
(mutster101fell over,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:31,
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Pop Art
(tiberiusgracchussaving the world since;,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:00,
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filteriffic
(WillwillwritehiswillAn arse like a slapped face.,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:01,
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(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:05,
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There was a show a while back called the Invisible Man
It was pretty crap but it did have one interesting explanation for this. It said he wasn't invisible to infra-red and ultraviolet, so he could see in those spectrums just fine.
(Spunk MurphyTchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:06,
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this would work too
c.f that thing they made invisible to microwaves, still could see it with the visible range
(Seventhis somewhat subdued,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:09,
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how does superman fly?
why doesn't the hulk have stretch marks? what are a man made of bricks lung's made of? how does the silver surfer maintain his body temperature in space? how do transformers reproduce?
and when I go to their places there is fuck all in the cooler? *ponders*
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:07,
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if winnie the pooh was civilised enough to keep his honey in jars...
why did he eat it off his hands, did he not have spoons?
(serge-fabriziotaught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:12,
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keeping honey in jars
is agueably just a useful thing to do to keep it, rather than keeping the whole hive, rather than a civilised action, eating with spoons is a matter of being 'civilised' however, so we could say he is smart, but very uncivilised
(the.jokl@jonksson,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:49,
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a week is ages now?
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:50,
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yes,
were you not informed?
(the.jokl@jonksson,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:55,
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Not that its a nice thing but..
Pisses me off how everyone cares about one little girl going missing, when people go missing all the time and the media (And the public) don't give a shit unless its a little blonde 4 year old girl.
little kids are innocent in and of themselves, and deserved of the attention
some cracked out harlot turning tricks who goes missing can just fuck right off
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:57,
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I think it's distasteful
but I'd never complain. You can't suddenly decide that b3ta has some kind of rules when it comes to taking the piss. It's no less distasteful now to mock the world trade centre attacks than it was the day after they happened. It's b3ta and people should get off their high horses about what's right and wrong. Sure if it's not funny and shit say so, but don't think for one minute that it's at all correct to start having selective indignations on b3ta.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:59,
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8 days
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:50,
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She's already been sold.
They should give up. Stealing of British kids, especially blond ones to sell to wealthy Eastern Europeans has been going on for years.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:54,
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Results 1 - 10 of about 135,000 for Stealing of British kids, especially blond ones to sell to wealthy Eastern Europeans has been going on for years.. (0.13 seconds)
well, stone me!
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:58,
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consider yourself stoned
if you ever pop round my way ;)
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:00,
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i hear this goes on all the time
(the.jokl@jonksson,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:59,
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Well...
No-one in the press seems to have made anything of the fact that they left the kids on their own Probably cos they're so very middle class (one's a consultant and the other's a GP) Just imagine the serves-them-right factor a family of chavs would get? Nevermind the fact that creche facilities were available! Irresponsible parenting anyone?
bah /rant
(Bigg_LesSpitting Image is the hero we need,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:07,
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really?
*ponders*
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:10,
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fact correcting
He (Mr McCann)'s a Cardiologist and Mrs McCann is a GP
(Bigg_LesSpitting Image is the hero we need,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:18,
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that's what everyone i know said, the first time they heard about it
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:17,
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Thre is no doubt that
the moral outrage of the daily Mailers has been held at bay by the fact that it's happened to 'one of their own'.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:20,
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Spongebob disapproves
That is truly awful, Serge.
(creemall over your face,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:14,
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