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# it is our inconsolable right
shimmy shimmy sugar shimmy

slayed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# why are they all so sad?
that makes me slightly unhappy
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# mungo shimmy
mungo mungo shimmy mungo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:17, archived)
# *WORSHIPS*
*ENVIES*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# CONCERN INDUCING RESPONSE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Erm
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# pure
awesoms
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:33, archived)
# burgers
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Because I don't want to start something that will keep me awake until
6am I am just buggering around with tattyshop like I've never buggered before. Nice result I thought.


Click for bigger (240 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Oooh I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Yep
Looks like buggery to me...



Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Neat.
Is it for falling down? Or does it launch missiles? Or is it where a laser fires out of and blows up planets?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# It's whatever you want it to be sailor
...long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# *click*
bigger is betterer!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# ..ring .....piece....
Isketch anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# I wish people would stop coming into my threads
and whoring for isketch. It's like saying "look, a post. That's shit, is anyone coming to another website with me?"

I would not mind if I plyd the damn thing but it's no Acrowars.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Ooh pretty
*craves chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Wowzers!
Trippy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Imonarolll!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# That is a sizeable post
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# oops
here's a tip: if the GIMP asks you to "convert to indexed using default settings" don't let it.

it's a lot smaller now - in file size only, though :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# gosh, tenthified
just by not doing that
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# I hate you.
I am going to ride you like a tuppeny whore.
But in a bad way.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# the problem with tuppeny whores
is you can never have just the one
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Can you get a whore for tuppence?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Yeah, but they smell of wee
and they have all sores on their legs and stuff that taste a bit like dog sick.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# In the sales
www.whoretoyourdoor.com
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# This page is parked free, courtesy of GoDaddy.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Yes
at walmart you can get them dirt cheap
/gay shift blog
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# yes, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I was offered
two, for the night, for less than £9 in the 80's in Singapore.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Good lord man!
Have you gone completly mental? :P
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# fucking crikey!
have the rules changed whilst i've been on /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, TALKDEAMON!

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# hahaha
BEGONE! FOULEST TALKSPAWN!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# my /board v /talk ratio is still /board biased!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Only barely.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
# very true
but 5 weeks of rubbish compos turned me towards THE DARK SIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Tell me, what is the other side like?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:58, archived)
# shush you!
i may be visiting your country next weekend
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Really?
Are you closing a clog deal?

no seriously, whatcha go doing?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
post of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:48, archived)
# International illegal tulip trade?
(Pelle ghola, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:49, archived)
# nah
i'm smuggling tiny windmills and cheeses over here

(actually, one of my remits for my journey is to buy peanut crisps from Albert Heijns)

it has been far too long since i've been over
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:52, archived)
# peanut crisps
I wish I had some of those right now...

/edit: aah, there's my beer mates, gotta go now

g'night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:56, archived)
# nag, Mediocre
I'd say "welterusten" but you're obviously going out on the piss.
Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# night! have a
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Goede Nacht!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# So that's where you've been
Get back here and stay, you dirty dog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# *cries*
but...
but...
but...
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I saw him there a few times

put I was too overcome with tears to speak to him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Just what is this "B3tix"

?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# brinta
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Is this post really big
Or is my monitor small, old, beige and really fucking shit?
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Mnghngh!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Sweet Christ!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:50, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# EEP!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# this on tshirts
and posters

and cereal

and children

also, I have a cheese & onion toatsed sandwich and I am happy

also there is a toad or a frog or somethign outside my back door, I don't know how it got there, I am far from pondness or riverness, maybe it fell out of the sky, it's raining like a bitch outside

/fucking exciting discomeats life blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:48, archived)
# b3ta posts for beginners?
has the colour scheme
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:52, archived)
# I'm getting in touch with my inner child
either that or I'm having an early mid-life crisis
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:53, archived)
# get it out the way
and listen to punk when you're 50
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# *makes joke about touching the inside of children*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:56, archived)
# moo
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# looks very "space: 1999"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Not the government!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# I trusted the government, now my bum glows in the dark
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# yeah, but that was what you wanted, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# *admits*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# god damn that red wine!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# All the girls on that website were over 18
I swear it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# I apologise for muffin



click for readable biggification

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Chicken poo!

I'm sorry, I meant woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# cockney slang was last week's compo.
goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# that's not cockney slang
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# is it dutch rhyming slang?
happy b3taday, wwwhw
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# It was just accidental rhyming
for some reason, chicken poo was in my head at that precise moment
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# HAPPY b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# CAIK FOR B3TADAY BOY

Hooray for titmuffins
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# I shouldn't laugh.
But I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# hull!
:D

hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Most tittersome
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# if you want it here it is come and get it
mmmmmmmm make your mind up fast
if you want it anytime I can give it
but you had better hurry because it may not last
did I hear you say that there must be a catch
will you walk away from a fool and his money
if you want it here it is come and get it
but you had better hurry because it's going fast
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# You'd better hurry cos it's going faaaaast
Fool and his moneeeeeey.
'lo Bleep!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# potty!
tell me that it is sunny
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Well, I am only 1 hour ahead of you so it's dark
But yes, it's sunny during the day.
It's sunny more often than not.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# *dances like I am a robot*
so what is new and interesting Flowerpot?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# A few new shiny things
but trust me, nothing interesting.
How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:49, archived)
# summer coming and then going again
Brighton is in the middle of a festival and full of comedians and shows. Sean Hughes tomorrow night for me.

(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# Nice
I hope you are still doing lots of musics.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Well. WELL.
What have we started here.
Can I post The Ballistic Egg now?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# It would be rude not to now
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# E TO THE MOTHERFUCKING G TO THE MOTHERFUCKING G
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# this is superb.
like a dream
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Now, that's a dream and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Oooh
A bit of science was involved there.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:52, archived)
# oh yes!
exploderisation
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# EGG-SPLODERISATION.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# yay!
*rapes you with a fork by way of celebration*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# *forks you with a rake*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# OI!
That's my wife to be you're forking!



at least let me film it for the wedding reception...

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# You've had this one for ages
be fair, let someone else have a turn
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Fair point



*moves over*
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# OI!
You pimping me out or something? You big old fork pimp you.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# *gambles*
\/ This
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# ....AAAAaaand another Dutchie entered the board
:)

/just helped your hit counter
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Blimey
I didn't realise the hedgehog was a dutchie.
You get everywhere, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# is it because of my impeccable english?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# You joke
But, yes, yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Im on ur messageboardz
stealin ur poztz!
(Pelle ghola, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:37, archived)
# I think we're the only 3 dutchies here
oh and possibly discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# at the moment, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# hitcounters need lovin too
hello you
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# 'navond
's what I was talkin' bout, y'all: b3ta.com/board/7179987
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:37, archived)
# oh
eurovisie kijk ik nie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Ik ook niet!
wat denk je wel?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# Rarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# ahh
a boxer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:20, archived)
# arg
h
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# *KABLAMMO*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# all your stuff should be wallpaper size
and preferably with blue backgrounds
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:20, archived)
# haha
I do when I think its worth desktopification.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# most of it is
but my desktop is still taken up with the lovefish
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
# my desktop is black
like my cold dead heart

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:26, archived)
# *slits wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# oh if only I understood!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# *writes some crap poetry about it*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# I had forgetten about that.
Glad you liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# box-dogs are dull
but oh-so clean to keep around the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# unless you spend all day shitting and pissing in them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# they store it so well!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:26, archived)
# yeah
but don't you find after a while they develop seep-blight?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# that's when you gotta put them down.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# yeah, cos otherwise your hands get all sticky...
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# a mineshaft?
a deep mineshaft, just drop them, and walk away, with your memories, and then forget your memories and just fucking laugh "I dropped a box of leaky shit down a mineshaft" and then get another one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# they're full of shit

and happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Ooh happy b3taday, wwwhw
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
and all that
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# tank ye
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Watcha mate!
Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# gracias
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Yay you!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
# hoopla b3rtie!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
I demand we all make box-dogs and post photos of us taking them for walkies!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# hahaha
!!!NEW BOARD CHALLENGE!!!

BOX-DOG PHOTOS!

Get photos of you and your box-dog.

Points awarded for style, speed, control, agression and embarrasment caused.

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Cool!

But I think that Caustic Armadillo might win that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Why so?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Just have a looksy here
flickr.com/photos/causticarmadillo/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Pffft.
Maybe, but I dont see any box-dogs there.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:02, archived)
# I love your men
It's the bulgy bottom bits that do it for me.
*orders a dozen box dogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# I've been doodling
The reason why escapes me


(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# this is a work of genius
put it on canvas and put it at the tate

*kerching*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# There was an advert a couple of years ago that did the same thing
Some mobile phone company, if memory serves. Still good though.
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:18, archived)
# oh
in that case he won't make a penny then

and they'll sue him :D

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:20, archived)
# i believe
it was o2
could be wrong though (and no doubt it wasn't an original idea of their adman)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# what you mean
they could have stole the idea from the internets!?

shocking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:22, archived)
# or friends
or their five year old son

but most likely on the ceiling of the cheap hotel room they hired to screw their daughter's babysitter
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# while snorting coke
can't be not having the coke

the poor chap would lose his train of thought without that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:26, archived)
# damn my clean living ways
i always forget the drugs
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# me too
I never do drugs

thank god for mental illness! saves me loads of money

hahahaAHAHAHAHA

*KILL**KILL**KILL**KILL**KILL**KILL**KILL*

yay!

:(

hehe ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# someone remind me
what music video it was that did this sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Teletubbies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Dunno
How the fuck do you google something like this though?

"Advert where a car was the word car"
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Advert objects made from words.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Well, that cleared that up
One slight snag - it didn't clear it up.
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes, no it didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# it was The Incredible Mouth Band
by David Firth.

Bass bass bass bass....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Woo!
sell it as art.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# TJ: I hate you
near three years younger than me and i don't have an ounce of the talent. you sir are a tosser (who said i was jealous? who? go to the back)

hippy b3ti diy
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I like the bottom one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Woo!
Where have I seen the bottom style before? It is nagging me.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Ooooh
This am deserved of some Woo action if i do say so.

WOOACTION!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# :)

A couple of people made quo versions of this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Woo.
That am impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# bugger
*mutters*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:26, archived)
# tha's great
thought the couple were the quo for a second there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# If they were,
The writing would have been:
quo quo quo
quo quo quo
quo quo quo

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# how nice
Reminds me of my crockery set.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sat 12 May 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Very woo :)
Unfortunately, I had to get this out of my head.
Dog Pee
(Jokel, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:57, archived)
# A bit of shameless self publicity before turning in...

I've finally got the music video I did for Bovaflux's track "Midnight Fields" up
on my MySpaz page, in case anyone is interested.

It obviously features this fella. nighty all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Saw it on the board recently
It is ace. The bear has a fantastic grin.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# As I said
Get on to the people that do tropfest
I think it's stunning and it could land a free trip to Oz.
It's the sort of work that makes me proud to know you.

EDIT: I got my card gobbled. So on Wednesday I'll get the book, I also have to pay GTA's sponsor money (If you haven't yet it's your turn)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:11, archived)
# I got your book a few days ago!
It rocks so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
# that is a cracking bear!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:13, archived)
# That is awesome stuff
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:14, archived)
# YAY!
I was just pondering whether to buy your book, am I in it? /self obsessed blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:14, archived)
# cor it be hairy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Ooh, thats rather chilled.
And very lully
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:26, archived)
# both the video and the choon
are teh woo.

Fair play to ya.
(GingahNZ It's ok, I'm taking it back, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# I found the vid surprisingly moving.
Fucking good work.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Just having one of those pope moments...


source image is number eight

(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# PAPAPAPAPAPAPAL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Why do i have the phrase "papal justice" stuck in my head
with action movie imagery surrounding it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# because you want to be flaggelated by his holiness
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
#
www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/G/GN1399.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# SEXY NUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# owh lah lah
I think I wants me some devil-woman...
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
# I have no idea
but now so do I...

Go, action Pope, go! Deal out your firey Papal Justice!
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# BATTLE POPE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# BATTLE POPE ACTION FIGURES!
WITH ACCESSORIES AND SPECIAL POPEMOBILE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# i wanna be po-O-o-o-peeeeeey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# aren't we all
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# I have a pope moment every single day!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# erm
that is not much to say to that
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:14, archived)
# I bet he shits in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Don't say rudes to the pope
he will do lasers on you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# ooo, someone animate some lazers into it
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I ain't afraid of no pope!
my leapfrog is emitting!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# hehehe
jeuzuz
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# No, no,
Jeuzuz is the beardy one...
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# oh yeah
I forgot...my bad
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# He does look a trifle
sinister in that shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# yeah, he does
I thought so.. there is another one in that set where they have his hands curled into fists, I could not think what to do with it, so I played with this one instead...
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Ah....one of *those* moments
are you implying he's half deamon?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# worse
I think he's implying he's half pope!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# *runds away screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# *runds also*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# hahahaha, good one
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# mad giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Low, low quality at low, low prices
Bonus points if you can be arsed deciphering...

(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Hellas
illegible to those wot dont gnow greek, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:14, archived)
# maybe you just need a certain font, like
But on a base level, the unreadable factor is kind of key.

Ah. I'm having to explain my post. That could be b3ta's way of telling me that my efforts have not been altogether successful.
(songsforeveryone, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Hellas
"Minge Seepage" that's the killer stat right there.
(AyeRight, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:09, archived)
# I have a science background
and so can just about read that. You filthmonger.

Very funny trumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Sat 12 May 2007, 7:32, archived)
# tv was shit too, so have a breakdancing elephant
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Check out those [picking up] buns!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# mad skillororz!!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Arfage!
this makes me GLEE :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# that goes nicely with my Innis and Gunn ale
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Je had naar de discussie over het verlies van Edsilia in de halve finales van het Eurovisie
kunnen kijken bij Knevel en Van den Brink... oh wacht, ik denk dat ik drie problemen zie...

woo!
(Pelle ghola, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# oui!
(johnx1 I steal your images and make money from them, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Da's precies waarom ik hier nu weer ben :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Zij praten in Nederlands! Ik zal moeten denken aan een zinsnede over het trekken van dodene koeien uit het eb of iets houdt van dat.
the what?

*confused*

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# metlike van der groeten
or something
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# no, I got no idea
you could be talking about an unusual love of cutlery for all I know

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# eh?
;P
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# dutch
every other phrase is about pushing the wrong dead cow up a hill

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# aHA!
your fantasies get you nowhere...there are no hills in dutchland!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:15, archived)
# yes
they have to be imported and you can go into special shops

that give you a portion of "hill magic" and make you think you have gone all high up

"Gekke fuck! Ik ben omhoog hoog! maar ik ben in Nederland! Arg, mijn hersenen!"

which is why it's such a popular tourist destination :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Wie is Edsilia?
Die ingang van Nederland?
Hmm "ingang might not be right.. direct translation :)"
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Oh, I *will* remember that one!
"Edsilia, de ingang van Nederland"

*glees*

She's the one that tried reaching the finals of that song festival thingie
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# As soon as I hit "send" I realised
uh oh, ingang is "entrance" but not "entrant".
But I thought, wtf, he will know what I mean :)
I love directly translating. Sometime you get hilarious results :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# agreed :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# "inzending"
en Edsilia Rombley - voornamelijk gekozen omdat ze de laatste was die enigzins hoog is gekozen bij het songfestival. Ze kunnen ook eens iets in sturen dat enigzins interessant is...
(Pelle ghola, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:11, archived)
# waar verhaal
In 1972 werd een team van barst speciaal krachten gevangengenomen voor
een misdaad die zij niet begingen. Zij ontsnapten onmiddellijk en nu
levend in Los Angeles ondergronds. Als u een probleem hebt, of u
iemand kent wie, you'd waarschijnlijk het best over deze kerels
vergeten aangezien zij onder de grond ongeveer 35 jaar zijn geweest en
vrij nu stinky geweest.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Hahaha
that makes perfect sense, somehow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# O_O
In 1972, a team of fissure strengths were arrested especially for a
crime which they did not commit. They escaped immediately and now
living in loose Angeles underground. If you have a problem, or you
know someone he who, you'd probably best concerning these kerels
forget since they have been under the ground approximately 35 years
and free now stinky are.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:17, archived)
# living in loose Angeles!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# I think "kerels" is a slang word for boys or lads
It is here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:20, archived)
# I think I put in "guys"
so maybe :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Haha
It's the invasion of the Dutch speaking people on here tonight

But I'm still missing quite a few
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# It was
the episode with Boy George today...
(Pelle ghola, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# hahaha
yes

I remember watching that when it was first on

"BUT HOW??? HOW HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??!?!?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Few people know that Boy George was actually played by Mr. T in that episode
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# I wonder how much money was exchanged for this act of crap product placementy
or maybe they were all really fucking off their tits at the time and b.george was like "wow! I was in the fucking a-team! when did that happen?"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# I suppose they could've made their pick from hundreds of artists

but they chose Boy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Few people know that Boy George was actually played WITH by Mr. T in that episode
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Hehehehe!


Isketch anyone?
(johnx1 I steal your images and make money from them, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I'm starting to think it must be......DANCE TEIM!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Oh YES!
I love that man, yes I do (the one in the swimming trunks, not the other wossname).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Meh
you lurve ALL teh gheyers . . .

I'm just sorry you've never met kerazzey joood

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# hello Sir!
how are you feeling? I understand you are troubled and ill....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# What on earth could've given you that impression?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I miss dayshift :(
well, hopefully all will be well soon.

*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Cheers, bud

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# You said something to that effect on the board yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
# yeah
I'm a right moaner of late, sorry . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# this one?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# *sniffs*
do i smell a new meme in the making?
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# new?
nah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:11, archived)
# awwww
well i've not seen it before anyways
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Yes!
I love him.
I'd love him twice with ham though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:17, archived)
# I think I'll do something entirely different with him in the near future
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# TOM WAITS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# FOR NO MAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

RIK TOLD ME THAT JOKE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# genuine tribute band, i believe
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Hurrah!
but wild boar's where it's at


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# HAHAHA
that's a bit of magic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# a bit of way too cocking fast magic
one of my few forays into tattyshop and oven ready . . .

I should stick with paint and UnFreez

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# no, I think the fastness add to the comedy value of dancing boars
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Hahahahahha
Bit to tired to reply with a head-spinning Star Destroyer tonight mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# that's alright
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# pfft
family guy, being john malkovich & naked gun 33 1/3
you gotta enjoy at least one of them
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# yeah, but I probably don't live in your country

I have malkovich on dvd though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# you make a very good point
but none of my dutch speaking friends are around so i can't pretend i speak dutch and start a conversation with you in order to confuse other people
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Woo
Well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# it's always sad
when elephants piss all their money away like that, and then drink to forget it all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:15, archived)
# which can be quite difficult
with elephants
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Bleep.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# That one at the top left is the winner...
You can't even see the box. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 11 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# hahaha
It becomes a nuisance to the public at the professional level.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# WALLPAPER!
and woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Someone looks dead
?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# That is how you find the winner.
I commend you on your knowledge of this new and excellent sport.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Obviously best of all the sports
hide in a box and win points by being discovered thirty years later by accident!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HEAD...
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# what's in the box?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# YETI IN THE BOX!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# That has to be the most
photoshopped scrotum IN THE WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Open the box
Open the box
Open the goddamn box
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I am in your head, licking your thoughts.
They taste of filthy marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I want to eat your spicy brains!
/buttercup
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# your head will collapse
but there's nothing in it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# oh, my
that's proper class, that is
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Hehe....
Love to see that televised...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# I'm suddenly getting
"box challenge" Big Brother flashbacks o_O
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Hehe...
I was thinking more along the lines of "one man and his box".....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Hahaha
*steals idea*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:13, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# that guy near right is pretty lame at it, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Yes.
His heart really isnt in it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I'd get too comfortable in my box
and I'd fall fast asleep

and be eaten by passing varmits

IN MY SLEEP!!! AAARAGRAGRARGAGRAGRAGRa

8runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# eaten by vomits you say?
that sound doubly bad, especially if you give them an upset tummy
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# yes
they'll get sick if they eat me! I am high in unnatural additivey goodness

yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Cats would win every time
and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# But if they close their eyes, nobody can see them
Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# awwwwww!
You are the king of fluffi tiem
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Brace yourself...
(Loud and quite high-pitched) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THAT'S JUST SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# beyond lully
and somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:54, archived)
# woo
woo
ni ni ni
(AshTeamRacing, Sat 12 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I have been drinking...

apologies :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha
on a scale of 1 to giggling like a loon...
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha you silly narna
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# hehehe
that made me smile lots.
it's early here and i have to go to the gym.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# is it the gay gordons?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# alright old man
this is woo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Helloes
and ta... how dos?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# sleepy but sober
I need a big ol' stiff









drink
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Hahaha
*passes Jamesons*

*resists temptation to type something rude*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I have some carlsbury
but it isn't the same

EDIT: time to drink, she doesn't want any
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# That's very funny
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Python-esque
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 11 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Don't apologize to us for drinking
I like a bit of that

the image, I mean

and drinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# w00!
w00 I say!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Hehe....Don't know what you've been drinking....
BUT I WANT SOME...!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Thought about it..... thought about it some more.....


I hope they find her safe and well, and then lock the parents up.
Who in their right mind would leave a 3 yr old girl alone anywhere.
Never mind in a foreign country... idiots!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Fucking this
Spazzy bastards
Need a good boot up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Blimey
I didn't know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Are you starting to enjoy life
sans telly?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I am getting rather fed up with no telly
Damn Sony are so slow with providing parts.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:52, archived)
# cAN't you just
torrent everything you want to watch?

i have programs beemed straigt in to my eye



(not my brown one)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# You got capped broadband?
If not.
www.tv-links.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# There's always
www.mydigitalshare.com
too.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Thank you
I shall try that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Thanks, I will try that
The trouble is that I get told "sod off, you're not in the UK" when I try most sites.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# RACIST!!!!
Where are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:04, archived)
# I've just looked
there's nothing on
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Yeah
But you'd never expect that to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# not knocking you, you know that, but I can tell you don't have kids
you always anticipate something happening. It's a parent's nature.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I wouldn't leave my daughter
alone in our own home for one minute.

No, I'm not being over-protective, just realistic. There's some very bad people about, and you just don't know who they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 11 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# I don't have kids
But I had gone out with people that have. They're not mine, but they're very much part of your life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Hot off my animation shop presses...
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# ?
that quote is familiar.
oooo is it from a nook by Christophoer Brookmyer?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:52, archived)
# it's the most fundamental line used when disciplining children
nothing works better
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# crikey
you sound like a scary dad.
my dad wasn't like that at all.
you know he'd just come in, wave about and scream "it's your fault i drink" then he'd like cry and fall asleep in front of the 10 o'clock news.

you know, normal family.


/sigh
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# It wears out.
It stops working when they stop caring.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:07, archived)
# sounds more
ffordeish
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# only takes a blink of an eye to loose your children
oh and a second for person to snatch em
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# I agree with you all the way.
A quote from the BBC news website by one of the grandparents "To all the people that say they shouldn't have left her- When you look at the layout of the complex, it was perfectly safe to leave her".

Well obviously not, moron.

Actually, As a point of intrest, I live about 4-5 miles from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 11 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# hmmmm
do you have a secure basement?


(thinks about 1million dollar reward Vs fellow B3tean)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# My basement is as secure as my pants.
Honestly, nobody goes down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 11 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# that's 'opportunity'
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# she was well secure
she had her siblings with her they were like 2 year old.
and well'ard

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:50, archived)
# 'n' tooled up, like, wiv kitchen knives, blud
seriously, though. hull
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Especially in this day and age
I hope they find her, but the parents aren't blameless IMO. :(
(Northern Lovely, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# But I think there is the
but we live in the real world sydrome. You just don't thing that sort of thing will happen to you. I don't think it's neglect.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Yeah, true
it's just a shame people are learning these lessons when it's too late. Mistakes can be made but you can't afford your kids lives to realise life is a shit.

/seriousness
(Northern Lovely, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Isn't it more of a shame
That the people that make them learn the lesson exist?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# ^
this

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# About 20 years ago
My dad's colleague went to Bangkok with wife and 13 year old daughter.
One morning they sent her to the lobby in the hotel to get a newspaper and never saw her again.
His wife ended up in a mental institution.
It's horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# This is what I'm saying
You never think something llke that will happen to you! It's horrific, but you only head about it with other people until it happens to you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# fucking hell
what in the hell was he thinking? fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# my guess is
"i'd really like a newspaper to read"
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# To be fair
At first I thought the same thing. But from what I've heard, the restaurant were only a few yards away, and they were checking up every half hour.


I'm not a parent. But I do realise that it's a damn tough job, with a hell of a lot of responsibility. And I don't know how often they left their kids in a similar situation, but I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that this was their one break in God knows how long. And I can't hold that against them, because I can't say with absolute conviction that I wouldn't have done the same thing. Hindsight is 20/20, and everyone thinks that that type of thing only happens to someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I hear you, but I don't give the benefit of the doubt. You just don't do it
a 3 yr old needs minding, not checked in on.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Fair enough
Like I said, I'm not a parent, and things like this is one of the reasons I don't want to be just yet. I'm smart enough to know I'm not responsible enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# you get responsible real quick when you have your own

well, ok, not everybody
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# I have Spunk in my username and an old Bond joke in my signature.
I think it's clear what camp I fall into!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Being a parent isn't something that you can just 'turn off'
when you want a piss-up. It's a commitment you make, from the birth until they are old enough to look after themselves (not fucking 3 y/o) You are responsible for them 100%. If you can't do that, you shouldn't have kids.

Anyway, why were the kids not at the dinner with them? Holidays are for the family to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:11, archived)
# ^this
You have your meal as a family all together, and then go get drunk with your wife/husband with duty-free rum on the hotel room balcony whilst watching the sun set.
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# This sounds like
my perfect holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Hmmm you have a point there
did they really her alone then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Apparently, the restaurant was only a few yards away, and they were checking up every half hour
so yes, they left her alone. 3 yrs old.

Fucking idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# i agree with what you're saying
and i also don't agree with all these people saying that jokes about this are going TOO far, this is b3ta ffs, anything goes, if you don't like it, don't reply!
sorry for the rant :P
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I thought the Top Trumps thing was going a bit too far
but I'd be bloody disappointed if things like that didn't appear on b3ta to shock me. Freedom of expression, baby! I don't like what you're saying but I think it's awesome you're saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# yeah man!
that's the point, just cos someone doesn't find it funny, doesn't mean it's wrong, when you start marking things out as being funny and not funny, you're causing discrimination, and that's bad man, that's what the MAN wants you to do! free your mind from the fascist state man! *considers starting board hippies club to combat board nazis*
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Here here.
We do Diana, lung cancer, Holly & Jessica and 911 jokes here.

Especially when it makes a bloody good point, like the original pic in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:13, archived)
# It's ok!
Her mum went and prayed for her the other day.
Because obviously God was too busy when she got stoled..

Oooo harsh.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Yeah
God's a real sport isn't he?

Don't get me started!!!!!!!! GRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Yargh - Keyboard Wasps!

edit : if you remove the buttons, its full of waspy goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# GET. THAT. FUCKING. THING. AWAY. FROM. ME.



how rude. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:42, archived)
# don't worry its flying away....
but its spotted your thing that it wants
What do you have that attracts wasps? i'm not sure,, but the wasp is!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# DDT?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# didn't they ban that?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# needs more bees
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:42, archived)
# WASP's are the new bee's
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# you massive gay bo
can I leach your skug parp?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# oi i aint gay
its b3ta hosted, so feel free :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# wasps are NOT the new bees.
not under any circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# your right, they are far better
wee's on the bee's
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# If I was a wasp
I'd pretend to be a bee, and then dare all my mates to sting people.
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# i often wonder why wasps want to/try to fly inside my face
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:52, archived)
# because they want to go
oops upside your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# *rocks the mic*
sphyke!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Needs more cowbell.
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# The only keyboard you'll ever need.

Is the wasp really that shape or is it just perspective?
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# I made a glider once and I called it wasp.
Because the only solarfilm (Covering material) I had left was black and yellow.

It flew like a sonofabitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 11 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# could you climb inside and see the waspy goodness?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Waspy goodness...
I had that in a tin.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 11 May 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Rolos on a wasp?
*aroused*

Edit: Bollocks! Wrong bar I don't buy! Munchies was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# square rolooso?
(don't worry i knew what you meant)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Mangoes in a pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# WASP's are the new bee's!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# the new bee's what?



/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# pedant delight
of course
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Keyboard "WASP"....??
Do you use your "PAWS" to type on it..??..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# A A A A A A A
P P P P P P
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Is that like butter?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# i've not deleted any threads...
whut got deleted?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Do you have insomnia?
I noticed your last post before the troll deleted the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I have insomnia
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 5:34, archived)
# that wasp is
ice cold.
well done, man
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Thanks
I'm having difficulty blinking...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# "i love blinking i do"
- helen adams,
big brother 2
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# the skin above my eye lids has dried out
and it hurts to blink
doesn't happen very often, about 2-3 days a year
*applies E45*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# ouch. if only you were a skugosaurus - you wouldn't have a problem with this pesky mammal skin
i've never found e45 works for anything. but i suppose it varies from person to person
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:13, archived)
# I don't know why...
but this pleases me :)
even though wasps are evil
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# can i "this /\"? too late... this /\
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:59, archived)
# bless 'im
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Armageddon 2?
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# SAVE US!
fabby

edit: oh, and have a sneak peak of my current work in progress. i drew a crazy sketch at work today and i'm attempting to reproduce it electronically (scanner is packed away atm)

you'll have to wait and see to find out what he's pointing the gun at.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# oh! i bet it's a wise cracking alligator!
it's a wise cracking alligator isn't it? voiced by eddie murphy
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# sorry
but the actual thing may be voiced by stephen fry...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I can imagine him headbutting it to fuck in less than a second
Clive being hard an all
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# you can't see that from the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# But but but
it's clive's next ninja move!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# i meant you can't see that he's hard :p
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:37, archived)
# The best head butt in eternity!
EVER!

If only a b3tan had been there
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:42, archived)
# are you trying to suggest that ickle clive is going to repel a meteor with his schlong?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:49, archived)
# He shall waggle his ears
that will be enough

/Clive is hard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahaha..........Bless him indeed....
hahaha.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Yay!
Clive to the rescue.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# hehehehe
"Meaty Oars"
i imagine steaks upon sticks being used to row :D
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# may i join you in your thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:36, archived)
# pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:38, archived)
# My thoughts
are always joinable!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Clive
I love you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Yay Kittinz!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# I am too tired
*yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Me too, i closed it
Nobody came

Boring bastards...
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# how did you know of these meaty oars
was it the meaty urologist who told you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# meaty oars
are treatable with a gentle lotion.

Cat flaps, however, are not
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# i just read that aloud
and it sounded great :) tee hee... meaty oars...
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# meaty oars
is wrong, i tell you
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Inspired by the Newsletter: Richard Littlejohn as Little Richard being crucified on St George's Cross
Ah, one can dream, can one not?



First proper image in approximately one yonk.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# get the time team in
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Handacres
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# That's cool
woo!
(Pelle ghola, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# ^etc
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# I like this
it is very good
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:21, archived)
# you have used up all the
internets full stops
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Woo.....
Liking that ........cracking.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# sorry I am a spazmo
b3ta.com/board/7179835
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Haha,,,,
Got a job lot dirt cheep,,,,,, and trying to use them all up before they pass their sell by date,,,,,got the same deal on a load of exclamation marks as well,,,!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:37, archived)
# looks like SkUG got a similar deal on apostrophes :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# you'll have to excuse my poor spelling and grammar
I do try my best, but I'm not very good at such things.
Sorry *feels bad for not being able to read/write properly*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Ooo
Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Excellent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Ohhhh.
Reminds me of the postcard on the back cover of the beach boys' Light album. The one representing the song 'love surrounds me'. That one was all naked ladies. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 11 May 2007, 23:47, archived)

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