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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)

do all them horns say GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!!!

(waxdart hello., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)

that's my guess

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)

this gets a click just for having 'click for smaller'

even though the pic is clickable too, it doesn't need to be :)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)

What? No Bernard!?

*Clicks*
:)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)

splendid work sir.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)

Thankee!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)

Hahaha

niiice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)

blee bloo blah

Only just noticed wonky boobs

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Wiggle nom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)

I've got moobs like that

(waxdart hello., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)

!BOAC!

/edit: I like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)

Breasts Of A Child?

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)

yeah, I suppose that works too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)

on a proper grown up they're the best kind.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)

looks like

Barry Manilow up top

(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)

sauce pic?

please.

/dirty old git blog

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)

pfft no chance

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Wiggle nom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)

is it you?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)

Nay it's not

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Wiggle nom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)

liar.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)

Am not

I will not prove it by posting the sauce either :)

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Wiggle nom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)

i believe you.

*goes back to hunting for hi res manning pic

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)

then why will ye nae share the source?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)

The girlie would not like it.

I am presuming, If you still ant it at 10pm tonight I can ask her for you

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Wiggle nom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)

are the bits of tape on the nipples part of the source, or an embellishment of your own?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)

They're part of the source

Remove them with your eyes

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Wiggle nom, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)

do you often tape up your friends' nipples?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)

Because

www.bbc.co.uk/go/homepage/int/ne/nhdr/h1/t/-/news/1/hi/uk/6763817.stm

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)

not entirely smashed

*burns hard drive

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)

MONKEY!

/lies

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)

source please!

Looks like a moustache situation going on there.

edit: mindpiss again :[

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)

filthy minds think alike

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)

phwoar!*

*if the subject is of legal age for phwoaring ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)

I'm in me 30s - moobs are moobs

(waxdart hello., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)

That's excellent!

Wouldn't though.

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)

very nice

pink hair and bondage tape means good times for all

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)

well, well, well!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)

I say!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)

I'm in ur pictur

givin u the creeps

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)

Funny how the climate has changed...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)

hahahaha

aces!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)

anyone?

http://www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

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ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)

riverghost?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)

And you wonder why people put you on ignore?

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)

hmm

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ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)

he probably does not give it a thought.

After all this time his behaviour has not altered one jot and I believe he is genuinely too dumb to comprehend why he is so annoying.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)

Bruce

On A Picture!

Edit : Ha! :D

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)

getting text to animate in time to music

a priceless skill

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)

ur a dick

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)

i was being serious

I really can't manage it, it's really difficult in gimp (for me anyway)

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)

oh lol

i kinda realised when i saw ur profile work :)

make up

*hug*

msn me i will send u photoshop

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)

yeah, you see?

i've tried enough times... just how many milliseconds should one particular frame go for?

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)

Don't ask me,

the springsteen pic is out of time (it's too fast) I just gave up trying to get the timing down. Close enough is close enough for me.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)

looks near enough

bang on

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)

Typical b3ta Judge Mental Prick

b3ta.com/board/7308495
;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)

whats wrong

with gimp?

(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)

nothing, i love it

but it doesnt exactly help you time things to music (if you are a musical retard like myself)

edit: eg

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)

lol

thats good

(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)

nothing he always sits in the corner like that

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)

now i'm from cheshire

but wheres Alsager?

(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:02, archived)

a good distance from crewe

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)

everything's a good distance from crewe

i mean come on, who'd want to be near crewe?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)

That seems a little harsh...

dare I ask how you arrived at this wondorous sumnation?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)

i'm a private dick

who gets all the chicks?

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)

BADCHILI!

Daaaaaaaamn right.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)

SCIENCE!!!EVELENTYONE11

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)

don't use clever words with me

'sumnation'

too much dr who methinks

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)

Sorry...

I used to try and cover my poshness but these days I find it hard to facilitate such a feat without appearing somewhat faux.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)

did u just call me gay

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)

Errr...

if you want...

hey! Look! The Goodyear Blimp!

*runs*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)

try Flash

tis a bit easier

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)

i'm in mumble mumble yeah

an dit's fucking freezing! Global warming my ass!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)

"Canada"

is, I believe, the optimum choice for touring Americans.

Woo!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)

84% of canada-flag backpack patches

are sold in the US

FACT!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)

73% of facts are Lies

Now fact me til I fart

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)

and yet 47% of lies are fact!

So what's the probability of this statement being corect?
And candian?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)

well i heard

50% of married people are women

(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)

and the single leading cause of divorce is marriage!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)

ilike Pie

FACT!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)

LIES!

/monkey

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)

LIES!

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)

Fact x Importance = NEWS

!!!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)

Yes!

Can I shake your hand again?

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)

Sure!

Since the last scintilla of doubt just rode out of town.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)

the last scintilla of doubt never hangs around for long...

he should post more.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)

true

although the original is also pretty cynical (as Ronald Reagan found out when he tried to campaign with it) :-)

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)

Hitler Manning

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)

many compression be found here

but nice anyway

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)

I am about 24 hours old in photoshop years.....

if you get my drift....

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)

understood

/forgiven

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)

Bernard

On A Picture?1?!

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)

BOAN!

/Bernard on a nazi

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)

Win

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)

Haha

I'm sure there'll be more before the day's out.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)

Oooooooooo Duckie!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)

Haha - thats what i was looking for!

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)

Happy to oblige

:)

I don't think he'd have minded Hitler, but a gey Hitler... He's already revolving.

Quick, strap him into the tesla coil! B3ta can keep him spinning long enough to power the country for years!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)

Sehr gut

Also, I'd like to apologise for this. I had to get it out of my head.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)

better out than in!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)

this doesn't work

I see lots of girls on the T.V. and I'd really like it in.

(waxdart hello., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)

STUMPY LITTLE LIGHTSABER!

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)

what a silly bernard!

nazis are not cool!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)

Bootiful.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)

Ha!

hahahahahahahahh!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)

RIS?

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ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)

Hahahahaha means he's laughing really hard

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)

Pffff

^This

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)

and now I'm laughing really hard too!

great response :D

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)

Pfft.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)

too many

syllables guvnor try explaining with a mallet of spangs +2

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)

You just made me laugh like a stoned teenage boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)

the best kind!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)

wait

I though you were a stoned teenager boy!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)

Had you checked the profile beforehand?

If so I fear you may face difficulties when things get less clear cut...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)

Hahahaha

I mean *laughs really hard*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)

you know what i meant

pedantazoid

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ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)

yup

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)

Thank you mediocre

and Fah-Q HH!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)

ha!

irony of 'Brown' bread..

horrah for casual rascism

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)

I didi tell someone that Bernard Manning had dies

They said he wouldn't be missed. His meat was shite.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)

Bye bye, dead fat racist.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:31, archived)

ahhrgghhh

not nice to my screen

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:32, archived)

Gross. Get that off my screen!

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RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:32, archived)

You're just racist against fat corpses.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)

Yes, yes I am.

All fat corpses should die!

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RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)

BOAP!

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)

Big Open Arse Power!!!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)

Bring Over Alan's Penis

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)

Bend Over Alan's Poo

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)

Billy Ocean's Attacked Prince

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)

Bondage On Arse Pain

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)

Billy Ocean's Android Penis

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)

Bastard's On Another Penis

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)

Bleed on androgynous people

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)

Bill Oddie's Actually Pregnant!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)

Really/!?!?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)

In the Thames apparently

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)

Goatse on BBC?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)

youve posted 14k messages but

ive never seen you before
note to self, stay in more

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)

you have been away for a while

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)

I approach the board with an extremely broad plate

but disappear again, much like a fart.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)

"Goodnight Alan, You got your big plate?"

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)

Bell-end Offers Anti-semetic Pun

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)

B3ta's Over-rated And Puerile

/sandwich

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)

Bag Of Awful Piss

*realises*

Aaaaaa!

*throws*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)

That is tenuous

Having little substance; flimsy: a tenuous argument.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)

meh

best i can manage at the minute :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)

Quick, someone ~~draw~~ animate this
:D

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)

In fact, I'dlike to see

Billy Ocean's Android Penis and Judge Mental Pricks in the same strip.
Set in the not-too-distant future on Mars. Or something.

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)

Hahaha

Judge John Mental Prick.
I can see this BOAP thing seriously catching on as well.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)

Bum Our Aunty Pam

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ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)

eeewwwwww!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)

fuck off b3ta judgemental pricks

not saying i liked the guy but we have no right to point the fucking finger

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)

Stop pointing the finger at b3ta judgemental pricks

you judgemental prick.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)

top response!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)

Aythangyew!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)

it is what we do...

we can't help it.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)

"All rise for

Judge Mental Pricks"

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)

*rises*

(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)

*Sentences to 20 hours community service for the most heinous crimes*

/this bloody country

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)

oooh sailor

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)

are you saying he wasn't fat?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)

I think he's saying

he wasn't a racialisticist.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)

why do 'we' have no right to point the finger?

I'm pretty sure I've never been a racist cunt and as I did a few gigs in the Embassy in the 80's I know for a fact that cunt Manning was. I'd be confident that pointing the finger would cause me no hypocrisy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)

well put sir!

eloquent as ever

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)

I've had little sleep

and am as grumpy as hell. And Hungry. I hate Mondays, she goes back to work darn sarf and I have to fend for myself. Plus I promised myself no beer plus I gave up smoking. I am an angry fuck tonight.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)

*hugs*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)

Spot on.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)

Yeah, but

this is the place where me make fun of AIDS, cancer, races, etc.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)

ZOMG BOWEL CANCER LOL!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)

pfft :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)

ROLF!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)

Aye, simple things.... :)

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)

make fun

but don't make a career of it

(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)

an outlet for our repressed bad thoughts

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)

yep

that sounds right!

(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)

It's a toy finger

properly marked with an orange cap at its tip, so there is no real danger in pointing. And I got a finger ponting licence anyways.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)

Considering he spent his whole life being judgemental

against other races / women / mothers in law, by comparison to merely point out that he was overweight and racist seems pretty small fry.

I however wouldn't do that.

I'd go much further for that waste of saggy, pale, lifeless flesh, piece of shit scumbag, that one can only hope was castrated and should have been throttled at birth to save the world his misinformed vile outpourings.

Rest in Hell Manning you horrible cunt.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)

I couldn't be arsed

to shop all that.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)

*calms self*

No, I don't blame you. You did well in the circumstances.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)

I couldn't care less either way.

I didn't know him.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)

That makes me want to cry!

*cries for hours*

/not over that fat cunt's death. Just the pic.

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)

ERGH

(creem all over your face, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)

'fraid not

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)

bindun?

he's in hell

(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)

Because now he has a black family?

ris...

Edit: /pedant had'nt?

(

RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)

everyone knows

that the afterlife is populated exclusively by black peoples

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)

Ofcourse!

How could I not get that?

(

RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)

but why is the smily black family in hell?

RIS, i'm afraid.

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)

Because they reject Christ

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)

Because they are Bl.......

eek!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)

UMMM!

I'm tellin!

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)

BISEXUAL?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)

BILINGUAL!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)

BURN IN HELL, DAMNED BILINGUALS!

*burns*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:28, archived)

Sí

Odio a esas putas

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:31, archived)

Aye

I can read spanish too :)

also: brenn i helvete!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)

I burn in hell?

german? I dunno making a wild guess there

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)

Nah, it's Norwegian

it means burn in hell too
and I think Swedish is almost or exactly the same

German is something like "Brenn im Hölle!"

Dutch is "Brand in de hell!" btw

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)

Swedish is very like Norwegian.

More like different dialects than different languages.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)

like chinese?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)

Yeah

it's like learn two languages for the price of one!

and if you understand dutch and german, and a bit of swedish, you can understand pretty much all danish too

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)

so, if you are Swedish or Norvegian

do you automatically burn in hell for being bilingual?

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)

Yes.

I believe it's even in the constitution.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)

that explains all the sex

if you're going down, better do it in style!

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)

Gruppeknell!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)

Fucking foreigner

/bernard

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)

BOAP!

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)

Yeah yeah yeah....

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)

I like it!

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)

haha :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)

BR rocks.

Nice hands.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)

Indeed it does sir!

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)

Now I want to go watch it again ...

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)

Don't tell anyone...

but it's on Google vids if you don't have it ;)

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)

Haha oh dear.

I have it on DVD anyway.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)

That gives me the fear.

(

RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)

Your profile has just shown me how dusty my computer screen is.

Ta :)

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)

Haha!

The post message screen shows me mine is bloody filthy ;)

*goes for the cillit bang*

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)

haha

how rare

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)

hehehehe!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)

Yay for you!

:D
*clicks*

(creem all over your face, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)

pull up a chair, we've been expecting you.

Click for bigger (71KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)

At first I thought it was the turkey man

but now i know better. woo!

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)

i should watch the news

shouldnt i?

(

Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)

no, absolutely not

you get all the news you need fom HERE! All the rest is not fair and balanced and might make you a TERROR!

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:20, archived)

^^this

Today in the news YOU WILL DIE!

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)

OHNO!

:( good think i applied to be a zombie then!

(

Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)

Silly Caewan.

B3ta is news!

edit: bloody mindpiss :(

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)

behold the power of b3ta!

gives you the news and forms your behaviour!

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)

and makes you see goatse everywhere

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)

I have no idea who that man is

should I know him?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:23, archived)

dead fat racist

bastard from Manchester. Nothing to concern yourself with sir.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)

Ah, I see, carry one then.

ta!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)

BOAP!

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)

Gosh! They were quick to react!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)

Ha!

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)

Blacks 1

Racists 0

(

RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)

I used to work with a black joiner..

he made Bernard Manning look like a vicar.

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)

As in , he was insanely racist

I don't mean he used to dress Bernard up..

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:23, archived)

altered for accuracy...

(

daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)

pffft

well done there!

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)

He's *sniff* wrestling the Big Boss Man in heaven now *sob wail*

Clanks said Mr Bigs.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)

Yes

this is hatstand, and I like it

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)

Where now can echidna?

In egg last is now time thorough?

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)

am I the only one?

rissing?

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)

Nope.

(

RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)

It's that surrealism stuff

where people draw biro pictures and write non-sequiteurs as captions. It's very popular.

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)

I though there was more to it. So here is my standard random quote response.

I am truly happy that I am able to travel from time to time to the USSR – the country I love above all. I always have been, I am now and will always be a loyal friend of the Soviet Union.
Paul Robeson

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)

Oh yes,

There's much more to it. I'm simply going to keep quiet about it.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)

well

then I'll be amazed.

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:23, archived)

Only a few will probably 'get' it

Done mostly for a friend and I. Feel free to dismiss it as surrealism if the references don't present themselves immediately. I see others already have :D

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)

mr perfect vs vader

in a 'heavens above' match with jesus as guest referee.

i'd watch

(

mr spoons, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)

Yay!

At least 1 person gets references. I love you, and the fact I'm posting this a day after the event and you'll probably never see it gives me a right horn, let me tell you.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)

I like eet :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)

Yay

can't they just headbutt adam and eve though?

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)

Haha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)

Noice one.

Have you drewed that yourself?

(

RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)

no sir, not I

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)

First time...be gentle.

(trippeh, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)

TOAP?

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)

A TOAP-WORM

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)

A TOAP OPERA

(

RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)

Wears the TOAP

/nuns in a bath

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)

Let There Be More Light?

www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=2802

(

ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)

Christ that's some lurkage fella!

But pull up a cheese sandwich, shop a hedgehog, etc

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)

wow..

That is a HELL of alot of lurkage! :D

(

Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)

TOAD!

TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD! TOAD!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)

Over my dead body!..

[leia] [ObiwanSock] [JabbaTheSock] [ChewSockba]
[Sock3-P0] [Archi's DARN2-D2] [Yodasock]
[AdmiralSockbar]

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)

Sock shot first?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)

hhaha..yes! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)

haha you sir are trouble

I have a massive headache from staring at an awesome bit of Goose Quest 2 for too long

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:54, archived)

Hahaa!

Got a guilty look though, I reckon

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:54, archived)

class!

warning: contains scenes of a socksually explicit nature.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)

Ooooh aceness!

I've managed to miss all the previous ones...they are most woo, sah!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)

I posted most of them on Friday :)

'lo

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)

Well that figures

as I was in teh Norway then

'ning!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)

Don't they have internets in Norway?

(

RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:23, archived)

Yes

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)

Haha

I just wee'd!

(

Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)

crackin' as usual :)

can you do a nice ancient greek philosopher, perchance?

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)

I've already done Sockrates :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)

yay! :D

*glees*

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)

Ock La Numa!*

*that's the idea

Woo!
or summat!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)

is that

a lego police gun?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)

The Mekon on a Spacehopper

Requested by -D-
Mekon on a Spacehopper

Bigger

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)

He is a SpaceHopper!

Woo!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)

from the radio show?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)

That is fucking brilliant.

You are non-denominational God of the Biro.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:22, archived)

you are too

fucking good! WOO!

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:23, archived)

look at him go!!

that should be a tee shirt!

(

masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)

Hahaha

Excellent!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)

brilliant,

you win everything!

:D

/not quite as good

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)

Yours has more charm though.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)

you've certainly brightened up my day, i've just found out our cat's been run over :(

quick tell the internet!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)

Bad luck matey

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)

hello

was going to email you.

Have you thought about uploading/submitting to this :

www.sourharvest.com/thinkspace/

edit - and, of course, lovely stuff as usual..

(

beaubodor blogless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)

Ta.

I shall have a look through that.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)

Woo I say

woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:42, archived)

Thank you

Mr Leghorn.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)

Yeeeee-Hah!

*click*

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)

I hate Dan Dare,

And the Mekon with no hair,
They live in space,
I wish they'd stay up there.

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)

Dead Racist - quick and dirty.

(

ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:17, archived)

RACIST!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:19, archived)

*does'nt get it*

racism? *doesnt WANT to get it*

(

Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:42, archived)

This reminds me of a Twisted Sister song

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)

did they make a song called Bernard Manning is a cunt?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)

'Your going to burn in hell'

/top of my head

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)

I haveno regrets...

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)

Would.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)

have

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)

Did before you!

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:13, archived)

I Would \/

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product//0563362499/ref=cm_rv_thx_view/202-4869310-9463052

(

ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:17, archived)

Pffffffffffffff

Beating off to Carol Vorderman on Countdown.

Nice work, though I fear it is not long for this world...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)

nor this

www.amazon.co.uk/Apple-iPod-Video-Black-Generation/dp/B000HZFC3I/ref=sr_1_3/202-4869310-9463052?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1182187203&sr=1-3

(

ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:21, archived)

Hehe - needs more reedeeculous French ackzent!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:23, archived)

i edited it

(

ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)

Aceness.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)

Yay its me....

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)

didn't respect in morning.

Didn't you know when to tell the barber to shop cutting?!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:14, archived)

I never do.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:14, archived)

Do you hold the world record

for the icklest fringe:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:17, archived)

I used to - i think

Not anymore though.... :D

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:19, archived)

Radio show?

Vince Noir.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)

Howard Moon.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)

I first read that as the "icklest FRIDGE"

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:19, archived)

If only I could animate

Click for bigger (121KB)

I really should get back to working. But this is so therapeutic.

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)

Haha great idea!

Animated that would be fab!

(

Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)

Hehehehe... its not as hard as you think.

Have a wooyay and a little advice.!

Mine is not great because I am a lazy fucker but it only took me about 4 minutes from start to finish.!

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:57, archived)

it looks so easy

i just havn't got round to it yet. I plan on learning, sometime soon. and a wooyay to you.

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)

ARRGH

ne'er woo a woo!

(

Duncoffin is life., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)

I believe you mean:

Hicockalarum!

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)

haha

aren't they probably pretty?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)

maybe

pornstars. terrorists. aliens. ponies. who knows.

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)

Lionel Richie, usually

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)

He knows everything.

Everything.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)

so when we gettin married hotlips

(

northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)

who knows

maybe i'll send one of these lovelies in a burqua and just say its me, and that I converted. or something.

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)

one thing though

im a dirt psp9 user :(

(

northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)

OMGIES INTERFAITH PROGRAMARRIAGE

so its a no!

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)

gutted

(

northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:07, archived)

well

I'm just not a fan of PSP. Afraid I might catch something. At least my ex used that. *shudder*

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:08, archived)

Hahahaha

EDIT: Well one of the good things about b3ta, it's a learning curve.

If you do all the seperate imagesin tattyshop. Fire up Imageready and go fileimport folder as file and work from there.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)

oh my

she's a babe. She can turn me. Oh lesbian burqua.

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)

*looks at profile*

meh soso:P

Do you really have 3 X's on your chin?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:08, archived)

Meh meh meh

Yes. why yes i do. Is this another hint for more photographs? =[

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:10, archived)

I don't know

Do you have any of kittens? Or a fat person trying to climb over something and looking silly?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:13, archived)

or of a seal with a buckit

oops ~~buckit~~ bucket

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:14, archived)

hmmmm

I have photos of ponies?

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:19, archived)

has anyone CDCed the pic yet?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:10, archived)

-_______-

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)

*also checks profile*

Holy Mother of Jam....

*remembers self is pale and flabby*

Ah well, another one for the "it'd be easier to find a tasty kebab in Peterborough" list.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:14, archived)

eh?

O_o there are plenty of tasty kebabs in Peterborough, all you need to do is scrape up the looser greyhound off the track, shove it on the grill for 20 and serve.

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)

No I was just trying to say that...

Oh fuckit, I'm knackered and making no sense to anyone.

Shmerg shmerg shmerg!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:19, archived)

big fucking greyhound!

I find whippets far more tender.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:19, archived)

hmm I wonder what dachunds taste like

I should imagine quite frankfurterish.

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)

Kind of like chicken...

*removes tail from mouth*

What?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:22, archived)

haha

awww ^_^

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:24, archived)

I nearly got killed by a Rottweiler once you know...

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_{_{_{I choked on it}}}

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)

ninjas ftw!

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:08, archived)

on second look

they really do look like "special" ninjas.

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:10, archived)

"special ninjas" has just given me an altogether different mental image

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)

Arf!

*digs out glasscox ninja vid*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)

glees

mong ninja!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:16, archived)

mnnnnnnnnnnnnngjas

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:16, archived)

Just leave the layers in tattyshop

and open an animation window and leave imageready alone is simplest.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)

Pfffft!

Must be one of those mini ones :)

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)

*checks watch*

A new record? ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)

Check below.

Although I for one dispute the Monkhouse inclusion...

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)

Monkhouse was the man, IMO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)

IMO too.

Sadly missed.

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)

high praise indeed

although i hope i have something slightly more flattering on my headstone than a message eluding to my sex and age

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)

Other than

"I like 13 year olds"

I should hope so ;)

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)

Don't you worry, little one.

We can't work out either of them, so you're safe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)

hahaha

"here lies ben, we're not sure of anything, apart from he's dead"

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)

'he's'?

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)

oops!

god it's hard being androgynous

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)

Now you know why we haven't heard much from Placebo in years.

(thank fuck)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)

oh god yeah

what the hell was that thing?

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)

haha

shame that

my mate used to pronounce it 'place-bo'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)

As a yank, decided to observe him on YouTube

Rather a tube himself, wasn't he?

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)

if by tube you mean 'cunt'

then yes.

For more top tube action there's Jim Davidson.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)

Tube is hereby entered into the b3xicon.

Also tubelike- Roy Chubby Brown.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)

I knew there was another one!

I couldn't think who... but yes, Roy Chubby Brown...

I always thought You Tube sounded like an insult. :D

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)

Nope, the other white meat

An obscure Merkin-ism, like "tool."

Spent a weekend with a group in college where one girl kept refering to everyone as a "tool." A few days later, someone used the phrase "a tool of the capitalist system."

I got an interesting visual on that. . .

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:06, archived)

I dunno, I think 'Tool' is pretty universal...

I certainly use it a lot.

Erm... the word that is not...

*blushes*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)

Sorry for not being clear

I meant "used like tool," not obscure.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)

I thought you were being clear...

Now however I'm utterly confuzzled..

"used like tool"?

Ach, you know what, forget it, Manning is a tube and so is Jim Davidson, and that's that. :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:17, archived)

Can I just say regarding my pic further down the board....

I have nothing against Monkhouse at all , loved his stuff...its just that in the original pic it was him, manning and large.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:08, archived)

I came here as soon as I heard the news.

And I wasn't disappointed!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)

Good to see he got more work...

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)

Woo

I clicked! Did you do the exploding head bit too?

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)

no, that was in the original advert

of course I bloody well did! ;D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)

Arf!

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)

I can see why

it got banned then :)

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)

haha!

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Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)

Ahahahahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)

haha!

old meets new - that is a film based on very old characters...

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)

I prefer Roger Corman's version

At least the Thing looked more like the Thing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

Hahaha!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

arf great stuff!

i missed your latest FP btw so have a belated woo, yay and ohmyfuckinggodthat'samazing

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)

why thank you

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)

at first i thought it was spiderman

but then thanks o the end i got it xD VERY good

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)

hahaha!

oddly enough, i'm about to watch the first fantastic four movie.

/probably a bad idea blog

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)

haha!

thats amazing!

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Cae1, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)

hahahahaha

best advert EVER made even better.. i think I love you

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)

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