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# Well, that's certainly...

...an eye-catching performance!
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Hypnotic shit, man.
edit: First one to say "Dixon?" is getting a fuck cunting at the next bash I swear to god
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# 'ningles matie
how do we find your fine self the s'avo?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Hullo Lairdship!
I'm a bit tipsy - just had a meeting with champagne and truffles*

*truffles may have been biscuits

How's your sexy self? Any news on that beer-drinking bird in a recent comic strip?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Going over to hers again tomorrow
she was here on thursday.
She's ace.

Edit: Some random send me a Myspace add, you know the usual bands. I generally ignore them, but this girl is really, really good. Myspace
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# \o/
Blimey, you couldn't make it up could you..

I'll take a gander at that link in a wee while - cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Nope, it seems I live in a romantic comedy/sit-com
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Just as long as it's not "Butterflies" or "A Fine Romance", then you're set.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# never heard of either of them
but the romeo and Juliet thing made me cringe, its almost as if I do have my own set of shit writers, like "Stranger than fiction"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Romeo & Juliet thing?
Nah, those 2 are before your time, young un :P

edit: That music is pretty good.. love the passion she is putting into that performance
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# no we met up so she could give me a loan of the film for an Audition
I thought, "Christ this is cheesy"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I was just listening to that music with my skype headset on and kept thinking "why has she put a vinyl scratch track under it"
and when the song finished I realised that with the rhythmic chewing of chewing gum, my beard was rubbing against my microphone
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
you daft bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha
vinyl noise can be great sometimes though, e.g. in Portishead songs
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# hmmm
one of the commenters on that page left this photo:

img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/bubbahotep/853571432_l.gif
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Manley?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# I think I look rather dashing in that photo, you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# :O
Oh my giddy, giddy gumdrops. Is that really you?

(bubba ho-tep is a great film)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# nah, was being a thilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Pfft, I can't believe I've just been such a tard.
Sorry, I'm a bit brainmelty from work all being broken (databasically).

*cries, head on desk*

And now it's still the same, but I have to deal with it on my own for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Broken database thingies surely means playtime, non?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# They're just holding on
but they're slow and shite and AAAAAARG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# It is indeed a great film
The Chin is the perfect Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# He's fantastic
We've got an army of darkness graphic novel at home and the drawings of him are all perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# He's got the kind of face that'd be hard to draw wrong....
Though I'm sure I'd manage...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# DO WANT!
is it this one?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# myspace music on auto play
hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it
hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it
hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# I like these ones though
still listneing to her. needs better recording equipment, but still a lot of talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Interesting...
I wasn't all that impressed... then again, very little impresses me. I've become a lifeless husk.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# *prods*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# *keels over*
*stares into space from the floor*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# *teabags*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Aaaaaaa stubble in eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I'm sure you'll like some music that I'll think isn't all that great
I'm not one of these people that will insist you should like it because I do. Like those fucking Christians.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# This is very true....
Though I do worry sometimes that I'll never like anything new ever again.

*pops cassette tape of NKOTB into walkman*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I'm a nice guy
I left my myspace music on pause. That's because I'm not a complete shit like most people, like U2's Bono, what a cunt.
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# this?
xkcd.com/c134.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha
I had totally forgotten that one
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# ARGH!
Both scary and pun filled!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# ...on that bombshell
i'm off

g'night all
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# *wonders when his head will run out of new eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# sometime next week I should imagine.
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# never.
behind the scenes you see, is a conveyor belt powered by small mice, with the conveyor belt attached to the back of his skull, and hence forth a perpetual reloading is achieved.

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# forgot
1. siences
2. proffesers
6. awarded nobel prizes
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Noah's mobile butchery
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
nicely spotted
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Arf!
Hooray for the meaty little bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# But is it
Kosher?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I´ll have Noah deer
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# It's rain, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Haha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
i don't think that would be halal'd
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
I'll have a couple of Unicorn thighs please
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# too bad. they missed the boat.
we're expecting a shipment any day now though.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# dammit
I was hoping for Velociraptor steak tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Woo
semi-related festive pearoast:
He does work the other 364 days a year
Farmer Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Pffft!
Most woo sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# first
class! hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# you got a chuckle out of a veggie
woo
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# hahah
yay! me likes.
(metamorfoza, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 1:09, archived)
# hahaha, i really like this!
the second frame made me fnar :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# 100% Kosher!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# I have no idea....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's how I lost a rib . . . m'lud


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# He looks so happy
.
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Better than when he's up for a fight
(shittyimages, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Me neither!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# haha!
I saw a poster for a tribute band call Iron-on Maiden the other day, which I thought was quite amusing....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I know their lead singer
- used to be in a band with him years ago. He is (or was) a little cock.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
#
is had
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Quite possibly
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
#
had has
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# }:(
do'nt you try to pedant me
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# "don't"
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# steve harris
harlow's favourite resident. he's the one responsible for booting out mictoboy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# whhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# steve harris
harlow's favourite resident. he's the one responsible for booting out mictoboy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# God
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# TubGirl's
Banjo playing brother?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Due to increasing blandness, Bloc Party decided to learn some new crowd pleasing tricks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I saw a man
who looked like that
doing ancontortionist acty that included that move
near the 16th street pier in NYC the other day.

'twas ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)
# : )

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# victoria bitter is fucking piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# it's like making love in a canoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# True but you have to remember
there only a mid
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I'll remember it
if you tell me what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Well
A heavey beer is 1.5 ish drinks
a mid is 1.2
and a light is .9

and those are standard drinks/
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# how so?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# There ya go
beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/353/23550
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# As no one else is...
It's fucking close to water.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# aha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# I've never even had it.
Like tonsilitis and verrucas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# aint that the truth - look here's a picture:
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha
how odd
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I've almost drawn 500 of these!

Now all i need to do is find some hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# KENNY'S!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I know
They should get some crazy chicks and hire a double decker bus and drive that around
and sing crappy songs and have japes. Then the main guy (is that you? Oh dear)
should find god and pretend to shag Sue Barker when everyone knows he goes cottaging in Brighton.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I could totally stretch that out over a weeks Arc
right I'm off to get some electricity, toodles b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I'll take some salt'n'vinegars with my pint, please
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# cashews!!
CASHEWS!!

mmm i fancy Cashews now
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# they're old enough to drink in a pub, but that have a summer holiday?
are they all teachers?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# i was a student till i was 21....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I'm 23 and just starting Uni
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# This morning's sketch; inked.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Caption: 'I'm BLIIIIEEEENNND!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# excellent
i'd like to see that coloured.

/Kingofhats blog

and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnngh.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Show that turd who's boss
been watching Austin Powers blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# WHO-DOES-NUMBER-TWO-WORK-FOR?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# that's why i asked for an inked version earlier
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# nice work
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Huzzah!
For bowler hats!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Well fuck me with a broom handle
thats a bit woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# *gets handle*
Where d'ya want it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# phwoar! Over me moobs please
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# *assumes the position*
*enjoys*

That's £50 please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# cheap at twice the price
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Special rate for sexy B3tans with snacks in their mouths.
There's nothing like a Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *lubes broomhandle*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Personally
I think you should go in dry... better friction
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *turns broom handle round*

*inserts in CW*

oops sorry, wrong person
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# *cough*
8|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# excuse me?
did you see my fan art / get the gaz etc? :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Bud: Look at 'em, ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# what are you, a fucking commie?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# hehehe!
i don't know how you do it but these really mess with my eyes.

*this is on way any sort of criticism*
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# For Mighty Nibus

Bets are on!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# *calls Peter Skellern for back up*
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Skellern was holding him back!
He ditched that fool!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# but . . . but . . .
their duet on Black and White rag FTW!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# fiiiiiiiiiiiight!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# No fair! Stilgoe has a giant blue slug on his side!
*enclickeths*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# COME ON BARRY*
*stilgoe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# mew
COME ON BARRY! ...best of all the b3ta references
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha tough call
*weighs up pros and cons*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Quo!
I am keeping the faith.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha, with those lightning effects, it could only be you :)
nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I nabbed them off t'internet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# ZOMG!
no genuine Bryce/Xara/3DS render this time?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# no, too busy
and how dare you mention Bryce in a conversation with me!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# BRYCE BRYCE BRYCE!!!!
:P

*may have used Bryce before....*

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# he hurt you once, didn't he
there, there
it's alright now
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# ..


Blog & Archive

story
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6240060.stm
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Someone should give him
the bird.
Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# he should see someone about that neck
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Melinda from Americal Idol?
They can be neckless lego freaks together.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# you are Gladstone Small *
*No-Neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ace.

www.b3ta.com/board/7338945
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# haha!
lovely stuff !

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# One of your best!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a little something
From a newbie for the compo

Good old MSPaint
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Hooray!
I got a woo on my first image! *is chuffed*
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *buffs chuff*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I want this as a Windows theme.
Can someone make it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# *stamps on spiders*
my computer!

Welcome on board the good ship b3ta. Slop bucket's in the back, memes are on the poop deck and the captain insists everyone wears a ginger wig.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Filesize: check
Hummus : Check.
Welcome to here, never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# pffft
(I just read your sig)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Ta
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Ta!
I have hummus? I have hummus! Yay!
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# needs more "put a pint glass over them and slide a bit of paper underneath"
option
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha!
welcome, and do us favour and pop down there and translate.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# woo!
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Coo!
The n00bs have been better than the reglears today! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Nicely done!
It makes it even worse that they're vicious! What a grand L plate you are :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Virgin
on the offensive.

(destrasinistra, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# En vente la indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# trans: "It's windy here"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# It suuuuure is!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Trans
Sold here...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
#
oh.
my.
lordy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Present cards?
That doesn't even make sense, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
#
0_o

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# >_O
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
#



.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Gift card?
A certificate of gift...

Complete with stretching fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I suppose so.
Still makes fuck all sense though. Bloody French.

*edit* Just read your post properly and you're right.

Just me being a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# If it was meant to make sense then...
It... errr...

Schmerg merm merm merm
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# gift cards?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Ah now that makes more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# i actually just
sat at my desk in work and said 'what the fuck' to this...

...now people are looking at me oddly
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# maybe they didn't hear you...
try shouting it:

WHAT . THE . FUCK!!!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# look at them oddly back
or go on rathergood at watch the thing about the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# does anybody know where the toilets are? lol
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Lol!
Compo! Lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Windy innit?
It says "on sale here". And yup, those are wossnems, gift certificates, the present that says "I don't know you!"
And they come in 15 Euro, 30 Euro or the value of your choice.
Apparently.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 8:18, archived)
#

I'd never have expected to see this - theres no shark or helicopter!


(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# I am convinced Stilgoe is the antidote to Quo-initiated disaster
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# fear the Stilgoe-pocalypse!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)
# now you're talking
he can right Teh Quo's wrongs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# sweet shitting hairy fucking jesus and mary on many many bikes!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# WOZZA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# you are worrying me now!
(in a sexay way)
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# That's yer lot
I have run out of Stilgoe/Halford 'Shops...



...for now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# i so want to see him duet with cyril fletcher.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# the sign of Stilgoe!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:16, archived)
# oh no
this will make mictoboy all of the sexed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Apart from misuse of the English language
And Sarah Jessica Parker, I can't think of many things that don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)
# anyone from /talk or XZoo/Nuts
probably meets with a less than sexy response
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Punishment sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *wince*
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# :D
i love coming back to find you all talking about me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# How many papers wrote stories about Sutcliffe?
It's the same principle.

Love you really
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# genuine office lol!
!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Are you equating Micto with Sutcliffe?
He needs more beard and hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Micto with beard?
I don't think I'd be able to stand it, I'd be head over heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# you wouldn't
i look like a tramp
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I quite like tramps.
Well, executive ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Head over heels?
With the Sutcliffe Micto?

But he's got hammers and everything!

I dunno, you do your best to get noticed and then mumble mumble mumble
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Ah, I could take him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# OK - can I watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
^ this MUST be done. whos got a pic of mictoboy then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# there aren't any
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Quick! Climb onboard the disco bridge!
Disco bridge shall save us all with the power of flourescent chevrons.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)
# where is that?
looks very familiar..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Chesterfield
/guess
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# yes.
a very wet chesterfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Chesterfield!?
Thank fuck my nan lives up a hill then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:17, archived)
#
even the fucking hills are flooded.
total bastard gridlock last night, took some people 3 hours to move 1 mile.
old bill were useless and local radio station next to useless with giving warnings about flooded / closed roads.

forget "goto hull"
more like fucking "goto chesterfield and drown"
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Shit, you're kidding?
Hills are flooded?

Er..... where does my nan live? Up a hill. Hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# anthropofuckoff!

.....because, just because.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahaaa
ace
i knew it was yours cos of the font
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# :D
*thinks about starting club against anthros with massive breasts*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)
# if you catch an athro, you are required by law to drown it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)
# by all laws
of god and man, as they would be an unholy transgenic supercreature...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# nice.
i hate it when that happens...

*goes off to clean moobs*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)
# hehe
flagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)
# FURRY!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# I'll admit to many sexually deviant practices
but never a furry! :P
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# LIES!
I see no admissions there!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# well, everyone draws a line somewhere
"yeah, I'm into scat, but at least I'm no furry"
"ewwwwwwwwww, women"
"flblblblblblfbllllblllb"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# This reminds me of Myra Hindley.
I... I honestly have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# anthropo...
...!
nice one!
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# oh my
that doesn't grape my squildo at all.

but it is WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Mum?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO THAT ANIMAL LOL
'sup Mushy
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# yo yo yo!
fuck all really, work's tight as is money, but i'm having a good time and that's all that fucking counts frankly chap!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# absolutely. At the end of the year when you are homeless and all your teeth are falling out
at least you will be able to smile about it. (albeit a gummy smile)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Huzzah!
SEXY NUNS
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# mushyfuckingbees
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Ew.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
WINNER
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# News at 11!
(radja, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Mick Jagger
sunk a boat? ;)
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Quick puppy! Swim to safety!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)
# That's no doggy paddle
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)
# he he this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Loose lips sink ships?

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# MY GOD!
Those lips are massive!
I must have them
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Loose lips
Sink Ships

/not really that old blog
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
# LOOSE THREADS SINK SHEDS!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# *sharpens killing knife*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# oooh my knife!
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# It's a Global
I want a set of them, but they cost a bazillion pounds and eighty pence.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)
# yes, but worth every penny
I love mine dearly

/knife freak
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# i've got an electric knife
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# I've got an eclectic kite
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# and
a bimetallic trike?
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# balletic kike?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I've got an eccentric wife....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:13, archived)
# nah, the
circumcision results in too much chafing in the leotard
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# trimetallic
actually. None of your bimetallic cheap tosh for me, thank you very much, nosiree bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Nah !
What you want is Tojiro Senkou- I've got two and they're scary
(Johnus the Arse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I haven't got any of them.
I have got this lovely life though. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# So it would seem
Am humbled !
(Johnus the Arse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# aah
samurai style. nice. expensive!
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahah!
Worthy of a dth!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# A DTH-esque pun
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I have no idea what you mean!
*cough*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
# PUN OVERLOAD...PUN OVERLOAD...
Brain 99% full...
Deleting non essential information...

Education: Deleted
Birthdays: Deleted
Sexual Conquests: Minimal memory storage required...not deleted
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Mwwahahahaaaa!
I am the Pun Overlord! Oh . . . Overload . . .

*takes cape off*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:59, archived)
# another successfuly graduate of the DTH school of animation.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Is MSN b0rked or are you ignoring me?
www.b3ta.com/board/7340337


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)
# hello my baby
hello my darling
hello my good time gal!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# haha
you always think of that tune too huh? Damn you spaceballs!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# He's an asshole sir
I know that
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)
# "I'm surrounded by assholes"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# :D
"Keep firing you assholes!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# ARGH Teh Punnage is killing my feeble brain!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
what a happy chap.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# twisting my van, man


Click for bigger (27KB)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# it's great on the straights
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# CUP!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# :D
*clicks*

Quick linky for those wanting to drop their jaws:
Clicky.

Worksafe.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# not a horse in sight
that'll be me when I get meself a chopper!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I was thinking about linking to horses
but thought I'd better not :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Wow!
That helicopter was all over the place. I think that bloke needs a bit more practice.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=69_qdiEDlFw
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:03, archived)
# *kills with hammer*
That's not even fair.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Crikey...
Though in the fine tradition of YouTube I am of course compelled to utter the words:

LOL!!!11 SO FAEK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:05, archived)
# OMG SO FAKE U CUMWADS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Yes indeedy...
Gotta love internet logic.

You sir, are a wad of cum, purely for enjoying this video. I shall declare this in the largest possible letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
#
*equates you with Hitler*

*wins argument*


*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# IM NOT FUKKEN HITLER
UR FUKKEN HITLER N00B!!!!11

*loses badly*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I saw that one.
Mongs, the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Ha ha
Now do the Ryder cup.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# "Where is my delivery Mr. Ryder?"
It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up,
It's there
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# crackin'!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# sorry

Go #197 run, run
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# The car should be number 187
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# HA HA!
Funnier than 118-118!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# My best friend, EmilyEcstasy.

Site Much?


(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# is she on a come down??
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Nice and simple :)
Your hat needs to be pushed over a few pixels...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# would you mind if i pushed your stool in?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# :|
I'd rather get it out of my arse, tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# was that last bit an acronym
or just a pube between your teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Acronym.
The noise for pubes in teeth is "pbthbbt".
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:06, archived)
# *bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# No.
I like to think that Zippy's tipping his hat. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Ah fair do's!
*tips hat back*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# doing a line off a bear?
hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# a big yay...
for KK!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# these are definately getting better everytime you do one
I mean no offence, but your first ones scared me.
Now they look rather great.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Hahah.
My first ones scared me, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Woo!
Very nice bear action. :)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# the lack of bear eyes confused me
and I thought it was a gas mask


but woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Damn!
I want a bear gas mask! Yea, I couldn't see the bear's eyes in the picture. It's (the bear's) name is Stanley, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Otto: You're all repo men!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Thats a lot of fluid in that there can
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# eh?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)
# pfffffffffft
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# let's 'ave a look in the trunk then...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# You don't wanna look in there.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# if only it was monkey beer
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# The life of a repo man is always intense!
hell, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# nein cruise! nein und abermals nein!


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6240312.stm

Bah, it was funnier in my head...

(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
Nazis = comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# yea they're a gas
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# My screen is a bit dark and I thought at first he had a big D round his neck
woo pic
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)
# You didn't gaz me!
So I went shopping instead. Well done on the walk!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Oh sorry
I didn't get details until quite late.

Buy anything nice?
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# God no!
Made the mistake of looking in Heals on Tot Court Rd.
Who the hell can afford that lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# My sofa is from Heals*




*may have inherited it and it's now very old and saggy and has frayed bits up the side where the cat clawed it
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# I go there just to look
then get my arse on ebay
5)Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hehe
just got your gaz... was really not expecting THAT...

nah seriously well done ;o)
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Well keep it to yourself, I'm not giving them out for free. ;)
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Germany does something RIGHT for a change.
Now if we could just ban all those nasty middle-eastern cults...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# heheh.
what we need is a europe-wide cruise ban.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)
# You're thinking too small.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# ""He should keep his hands off my father," Mr von Stauffenberg said."
I think perhaps Mr Von Stauffenberg has misunderstood the concept of moving pictures

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)
# maybe not
all of the german moving pictures i have seen have involved people with their hands on other people, oh and occasionally Midget Scat.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Haha
now let's tax the fuckers

oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha!
go germany!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahhahaha!
"He should keep his hands off my father,"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# he probably wants to bum his corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

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