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# did someone say quiet?
RRRRAAARRRRR!!!!

bigger version here, if you like teh detail!

2 and a bit hours til my bathday. rejoice and drink muddyflisters!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)
# That's lovely
But what really tickles me is ... the slippers!
Dead bunny slippers!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# That's top quality
especially his slippers.
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# her slippers (mr.pedantic)
is a 'shop of a friends daughters doll, who lost her hair. (the doll, not the daughter!)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# rarrr!
i love this
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Happy birthday :)
have some cake
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:24, archived)
# eee thass dead good
tharris
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:24, archived)
# woo this is great!
great slippers!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Makes my skin crawl
(SignalFailure, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)
# *replies*
(Speet1 knows at least 69 love songs, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# .
Now you're thinking with portals
(Plog, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Chance for a pea on a quiet board.
Sorry prescott...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# love it sooo much
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:46, archived)
# heheheh
I vaguely remember this one
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Somebody wanted to know how to make stereo anaglyphs earlier...
but I disappeared to eat my dinner.

Here is the process...

1) Take a photo of something
2) Take another photo of the same thing from about 5-10 inches to the side (maybe a bit more if it's really far away) taking note of which photo was left and which was right.
3) Open both photos in photoshop
4) Copy one of them and paste it into the red channel of the second photo - if the left picture is in the red channel, you need to put the red lens over your left eye.
5) Move the newly pasted red channel around to line up the pictures - you may need to rotate it slightly. If you line up the background, the picture will appear to pop out and lining up the foreground will make the picture seem to receed.
6) Get rid of the green channel if it is messing up the picture.
7) ...
8) Profit.


click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Soup herb.
All I need now is a pair of 3D glasses.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Oooh.
Time to buy some Quality Street.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Aha!
Thanks! *saves*
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# thanks mb
was a tip i had been wondering and deliberating over for years. must try it.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Do you know
what colours they need to be tinted exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Don't change the colours
If you are using photoshop, make sure you are working in RGB colour and switch to the channels panel.

Cut and paste the entire first picture into the red channel of the second - you do not need to alter any colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Seems to work
but it's a bit on the small side.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:21, archived)
# yeah
i had to shrink fo b3ta, its really 5 timesthis size.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:29, archived)
# another anaglyph
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Bloody well done sir!
Just happened to still have my glasses handy since the last one that was up here a week or so ago.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# A quick message.....
(Chris Tarrant's Annoying Chuckle, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Haha!
:)
(Northern Lovely, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Red X's are bad for you?
edit:false alarm.

edit: arf

edit edit: i work in london, yesterday was pretty scary.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I can see it fine?
Are you adblocking it perchance?
(Northern Lovely, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:32, archived)
# No,
bloody firefox. But it was spazzing on me, promise.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Oi, cunt,
lose the apostrophe!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:07, archived)
# :D
Ha!
Kerblammo!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:32, archived)
# normally would laugh
Suppose i should nip off from b3ta for a bit, Stupid woman better call me soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:32, archived)
# That's not a cherokee
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:38, archived)
# It's a Space Station!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Woo!
Nice to know I still have a sense of humour about it, considering the cunt that did it is 10 mins up the road, at my place of work right now!
(richey, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# tee hee melikes
click...
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] He has a wkd side...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:29, archived)
# that gives me the horn!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# haha
nice tat
(Charles Hawtrey, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# hey Bloop!
Your www.mansfield.ox.ac.uk/conferences/tower-room.jpg
refrenced in b3ta.com/board/7355599
has been spazzed...

here it is..


Click for bigger (125KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# wowzers
i wonder if you can get custom made wallpaper?
Woo!
TJ : just updated firefox, anyone know how to put the close tab button back on the right hand side instead of on each tab? cheers
edit : thanks all - i'll try that now :)
edit 2 : i demand bobbies post gets more attention :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# go to
about:config

set browser.tabs.closebuttons to 3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:26, archived)
# about:config in a new tab
then find "browser.tabs.closebuttons" and change the value to 3.

you still get the stupid drop-down arrow though.

edit: too slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)
# *emails firefox*
*asks for 'browser.tab.set.dynamic.size' feature *
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:29, archived)
# what would that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# I guess I am thinking of
something that would tell firefox to fit as many tabs as possible on the row
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:02, archived)
# change browser.tabs.tabminwidth
to a small number.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:08, archived)
# wow!
i did not know that exists

TY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:25, archived)
# hurray!
very nice it looks too
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:58, archived)
# thanks!
it needs a border tho.

Also, I wish Paint Shop Pro (or maybe a plugin) had a way to store the perspective correction parameters, which would later allow you to set the perspective back to original after making modifications.

Does anyone know if such a thing exists?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:05, archived)
# boredom does funny things to us all

and we all deal with it in different ways

'ning /bored
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# as does incest
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# tell me about it brother...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Well Dad....
Edit: is the woman in the red on the right the origonal face?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)
# having said that
i used to know someone whose mum divorced his father. said mother went on to marry her ex-husband's dad and had more kids with him.
making the person i used to know's uncles also his brothers.

now that's fucked up :S
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# When are the appearing on Trisha?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# reminds me of an old song:
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother, too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

By Dwight B. Latham
and Moe Jaffe
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:29, archived)
# my head hurts now
without doubt based on a true story...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)
# here is a chart somebody did to help explain
www.timmyabell.com/music/lyrics/lrw/grandpa.htm
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 6:52, archived)
# that is fucking scary
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Pretty woman
walking down the street...
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
#
Being John Malkovich er... weird Phelps woman?
(Charles Hawtrey, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:34, archived)
# blobdance

just playin with burst mode
ready for b3tter ideas (653k)
.
(disconnected, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# damned pinks!
they get all the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# The controls on those Speeder Bikes can be tricky
Use the force, Leia!

Kind of a nerdy, obscure reference in Star Wars, but is there any other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)
# is she riding a storm trooper?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Speeder Bike
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Star wars is not geeky its a way of life
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# ^
This
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# /delurks
*agrees*

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# I saw a guy do a one man Star Wars last week.
Condensed the first 3 films into 30 minutes. Bloody mega.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Sounds painful
Was it actually entertaining?
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
# The first 15 minutes were great,
then it just looked like a grown man running about on the stage. He knew his stuff though.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# was it funny?
I love star wars
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# It was very funny actually.
Better live, check links in a sec. I will find a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
#
Have you seen the little animated gifs of the Star Wars films?
They tell the whole story in about 2 mins and 100px x 100px.
Possibly a b3tans work.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Never seen it,
would love to though.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# they were by foldsfive :)
edit: www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=27426
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Nice one :)
I think were the first thing I ever saw on this board
so I registered then promptly blew up my computer by accident and forgot all about b3ta.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Thats great that is.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# ha ha ha nipple rub
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
GOOOOOHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Wonderfully done!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)
# The Smiths
are going to be on Seven Ages of Rock tonight. I'm moist.
(Darkpoet Last had a misanthropic thought on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
#
wtf?

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# that ^
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# He's not smoking
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# i hope the cunt that was on fire
is in a lot of pain

forever

and everyone else like him too

*grrrrr*
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# quick lets get the camera out....
erm... car bomb... idiot (the photographer, not you - unless u took the photo of course)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# That's probably what I would do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# These are annoying me
My Mrs works there and still hasn't text me yet to say she's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Sorry Dave
Do you want me to take it down?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Nah don't be daft mate
She's probably just left her Mobile in the office and not been allowed back in for it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)
# yeah
I'm sure she's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Aye
just a bit dippy. Better text me soon, As soon as I know she's fine I'm gonna be so mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I wouldn't worry.
Haven't heard anything about people getting hurt. Except the guys on fire. But thats their own fault.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I ment more in a post burning man and car exploding "oh my god I'm in shock" kinda way
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)
#
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I like /talk :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
#
Well why don't you marry it then
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Yes.
I'm going to marry /talk
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# can my band play the reception?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:05, archived)
# No I've already hired that fat guy off the internet
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# *humps your spouse*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:05, archived)
# :)
Are we all invited?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Yes
If by 'all' you mean everyone except Spartacus Mills
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I'll just turn up anyway to the evening do
and kick off
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
# even though
it's been dismembered in a street brawl?
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Repost
again??????
why????
Did you read the FAQ's?
(catzeyes Princess Trampagne, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
......groooooooovey.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# *spunks in your eyes*
HA! Now you can't watch it.

Can still listen though, I'm not that cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# you are a very naughty man!
i shook johnny marrs hand last month!
naughty man, post an image!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# go away
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# toucher ot the Ham
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# On another note,
I saw the Diana gig has a very special guest. I think they are going to dig up Diana, attach strings to her arms and legs, and make her mime to Charlotte Church singing 'Puppet on a String'. Then, as a finale, they are gonna drag her soggy corpse to the front of the stage and let Bono skull fuck her. Now, you were saying?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Rex The Runt, quick n dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# In no way
is this NSFW :)
(Northern Lovely, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
# nice
to see someone being cautious for once though
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# You should have seen my
"click if you're not epileptic" post. :)

unless you're epileptic...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# I used to be epileptic
Then I decided to cure myself.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Treat Level Critical ;)
www.intelligence.gov.uk/threat_levels.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Damn those terrorists
and their good behaviour.
Always wanting more treats... tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Treat level critical?
We're out of Milky Ways?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# :O
NO! NO! NO! NO! this is not happening! *panics*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Celeriac
REVENGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# YAAAAAY
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Woo for rex the runt!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uQgPnOt5qqo
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Yorkshire 1986 Bullseye speedboat winner finally gets chance to use the fucking thing!


Click for bigger (98KB)
(djsteveo woz ere on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)
# 8 out of ten cats
(smoglane!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)
# My first thoughts too.
New series isn't as good in my opinion.
(pubic_alopecia, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Not that the first one was.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I thought the others were okay.
(pubic_alopecia, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I am still pissed off
They said it was going to be raining but nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# I was told this joke in the pub last night.
you made a better job of it than I would have done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Super
Smashing
Great

ps: www.intelligence.gov.uk/news/threat_level_critical.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# i've checked
and there didn't seem to be anyone waging violent jihad under my bed.
i'll check the wardrobe next
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Well I just wanted to be the first

So that is my excuse
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
# lol TOAP*
:)






*TARDIS, not text
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
# TOAP?
Care to explain it's meaning?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Tardis on a picture
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)
# testicles on a plate
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)
# ooo
that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)
# my testicles on a plate?
or the acronym?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# depends if your testicles are still attached
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# *checks*
yes they are - phew
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Requesting photographic evidence
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# check my 6000thsths posts!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# can you travel in time?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)
# haha nice
Good finish to the season, I thought
(J.T., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)
# One of these days they'll finish a series with resorting to a
"oooooooo, magic" style.
Because they're just cop outs really.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)
# You have to admit
tying the Face of Beau in worked very nicely
(J.T., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Best bit about the episode really
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Who'd have thought
Captain Gay = Boe
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Aww don't call him that
He is bi
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# The face of bo
and the arse of windsock
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# exactly my thoughts. bloody deus ex machina...
though i agree with J.T. the face of (proper) bo thing almost made it all better
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)
# although they did nick the Master's funeral pyre from Return of the Jedi
*edit* christ I'm a nerd
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)
# And the ring from Flash Gordon
I enjoyed it though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# And the ring thing from
FLASH, AHHHHHHHHH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, KING OF THE IMPOSSIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# What I want to know is
How did the doctors old clothes (and shoes) return when he was magically made young again?
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# at some future date he sent the Tardis t to Sketchleys to pick them up
duh!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)
# they are special 'time clothes' and can regenerate?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I thought he had a whole wardrobe
of clothes from different time periods, when he regenerated from Christopher, he selected his new clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# always used to be that, didn't it - picked out some new clothes from the tardis wardrobe
actually, i'd dearly love to see an episode with some more of the tardis in it. is there even any more of it these days?
in ye olden days, its corridors stretched on for miles. could easily have a whole episode set in there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Now it's all about
Saving the earth.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# and simultaneously remove all traces of semen
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# that would be good
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)
# When he kept
saying he only had one thing to tell the Master and there was a massive build up to it, I honestly thought he was going to say 'Soylent green IS people!'. They'd already stolen practically everything else from any other film.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Guess Who?


This was so funny in my head :(
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Do they have a moustache?
Edit: ooooooooh BOFH
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Hahaha
aye

www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Again. Appreciate the pun & work not skill & looks
(ScrewiLewi, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
# These puns make me twitch...
not in a good way

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)
#
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# very good
.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)
# TOAP
But the 'good kind'®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# *groan*
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
# tadoap? :)
could someone make a picture of Mr T as an O.A.P please? I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
# text and diffusion on a picture?
I might have a shot at Mr T tomorrow if I can be bothered...

I still want the new icons to be changed so they're higher, because at the moment I can't make hats for them :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# this /\
edit : did that icon just move? :O
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# www.whatareweyour aah fuck i cant be arsed either
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Pffft!
On another note, my Dad just sent me one of these
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Growa the rapist?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Kenny?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# kenny slater?
who's he?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# nah!
Kenny Marrrrrrrrrtin!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# B3TADAY JOY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Thankies!
It is indeed Woosome as I'm just off out to spang me banjo at the unsuspecting public. Catch you all laters, help yourselves to cayke . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# oooh hello and
Happy b3taday, Sir Dave!

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
# happy b3taday you sexy beast
yayayayayayaayayay
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Very cool hat!
And happy b3taday!

I'm off to the club soon where I'll be playing all manner of gothy music...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Cool!
I do that occasionally. It makes a nice change :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# I do it every month...
It's always fun :)
I'm playing a gig next month where myself and another noise DJ are doing an hour-long battle to see who can be nastiest.
It's probably going to result in a very empty dancefloor, a blown amp, and a lot of fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Yeah
Our nights are once a month too.
Are you going to blast them with industrial noise?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I always do :D
You into the same stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I am into most types of music
and would prefer to do sets that are very mixed.
Trouble is, clubs these days are so specific in what they play that I get bored very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)
# That's fair enough
I get the same issue.

The club I DJ at tends to play a mixture of trad goth, EBM, industrial metal and noise - each DJ is unique in their music style which makes things more interesting. Plus we rotate the DJs frequently, which keeps it from getting old.
You ever visit Bristol or Cardiff?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Mwah
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Happy B3taday Sir!
/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha - rocks out

has 'tanty' with drugs, rocks out some more!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# I know that pic


Optimised to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:20, archived)
# that is awesome
bloody awesome - Woo & Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
#
derdederderderderderderrderr
"JESUS SAVES!"

\m/ o.o \m/
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Pfft^3
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# oooh
(spook, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# oh yes!
and not for the first time - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
*Air clicks*
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)
# win
(Speet1 knows at least 69 love songs, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)
# *pseudoclicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Nice.
And his first name is Christian.

How apt. \m/
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Ooh
And here I am listening to Reign in Blood too...

I love Slayer...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)

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