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# One Art Please


Click for bigger (39KB)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:22, archived)
# This is the kind of art I imagine Killerkitti might make if she ever had a complete nervous breakdown :D
That means it's quite good in an interesting kind of way. Woo to you Sir/Madam/Undecided
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# thankyou
who's killerkitti?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:26, archived)
# I am.
:)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# ^ She is
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:32, archived)
# cool
:)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# regular b3ta ho
*ducks
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:42, archived)
# *glares*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Paris has an itch !

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Haven't you got anything else in your repertoire?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:21, archived)
# In her what?
Pervert. Ask Sticky Vicky for that sort of thing.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:22, archived)
# I wasn't talking to the organ grinder
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:22, archived)
# yay
*cant even have a fwap without a pap
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Reincarnation bummer
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's a proper b3ta pic right there :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)
# pffft!
at last! the useless parasite waste-of-flesh does something useful
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Oh jesus
still LOLling
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# This made me come out of my lurk-hole
Just to say
WOO
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# ham it flufty tiem yet


mien pussy gives me ze evils
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:09, archived)
# woo for pussycats!
:)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# :3
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Awwww, that am teh fluffiest kitten!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# I need to get a picture of my dad's cat now.
He's FLUFFEH
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Awww, here's one of ours :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:33, archived)
# second try
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:58, archived)
# NO!
Use the edit button on your first post!

Thanks for trying, but no.

Edit: you could also try linking the smaller picture TO the larger one, s owe can see both if we want, without killing the internet.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it eventually :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:58, archived)
# So close
Now edit your last one to show this picture instead. Multiple threads get shouted at.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)
# quick! do what they say before they invade Poland
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Hey, look, they're about to invade Poland?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:01, archived)
# is that a question?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)
# No, but this is an answer.


Actually, it was a sort of question, as in 'Is that what they say?'
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I'm invading Iceland!
/3 12" pizzas for £5
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:03, archived)
# pauper
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)
# I was only guessing
/has never actually set foot in an Iceland
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)
# don't. You'll catch scabies or something
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:05, archived)
# I was frightened I'd catch the Katonas
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:05, archived)
# a scabby Katona
oozing stinking pus
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Yay! That's perfect :)
Next time though, if you make a mistake in a post, use the Edit button to change it, rather than making a brand new post :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Is everyone surrounded by kittens today or something?
THIS IS NOT NORMAL
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)
# but isn't it nicer though :)
much fluffier.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)
# The warm and cozy atmosphere is only to create a false sense of security.
Then BAM! Internet hate machine! Right down your interpipes and into your eyes.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Calm down
eat an orange, have a kitten. :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)
# eat a kitten and have an orange
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Perhaps I'm not 100% consistent
but I do try to be helpful if I think someone is genuinely trying to contribute, and I think this person is.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# yay!
i went for my tea, seconds after my last post.
you got there in the end.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)
# And now the 6 o'clock news with The Nodding Kaplinsky



I think her battery is running low !
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)
# um,
what?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:58, archived)
# *shrugs*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Sandler
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# i shall give the opportunity for you to optimize or link your image before rolling out the Nazi in me.

*is in a cuntingly bad mood
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:38, archived)
# 'ning sir
Why the bad mood?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Sorry
didnt know about that and I dont know how to make it smaller feel free to do whatever to it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# please read the FAQ before posting stuff
And either use the link Prodigy just posted or www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm for optimisation tips

It's ok, we'll still be here when you get back
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# ^this also
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# ok sorry
I'll sort it out.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Oh, bless
Never mind, we were all n00bs once. You'll get there, and then it's kittens and fluff all the way.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Yeah
I remember my first post, several years ago. No image. Flamed. Deleted, posted on /talk. Flamed also. Cried into my tea.



That last bit's not true.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:00, archived)
# My first post was a challenge entry.
It was top trumps:

CFB
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)
# He's lucky he fucked up with us lot around
and not some really nazi b3tans.

Seems like a nice enough guy, and we know he's trying!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:00, archived)
# It's your post
we can't edit it.

choose from:
a) Open it in photoshop, reduce the image size, and try again.
b) Open it in photoshop, choose 'save for web', and lower the quality until it's under 50k
c) use the link someone else posted to make it smaller
d) Other. Can't think of anything else.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# firstly welcome.
you might want to try and get that to nearer 50k in size, it's the size we like our still images.
try reducing it's physical dimensions to start with, that should knock it down a bit.
once you've sorted it, use the edit tab just up there^ and paste the new re sized image's code in place of this one.don't forget to delete this vast one though.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# ^This
But DO NOT delete the entire thread.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Top left picture is from Going Overboard.
The single worst film in history. And yes, I have seen I Spit On Your Grave.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)
# christ
I forgot there was cartoon sandler aswell
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Um. This...
Hello new person....
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
# ADAM SANDLER
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Hello :)
If you just reduce the size of your pic by about half, it should get the filesize down, which is what everyone is moaning about.
When you reduce it, just upload the new version and edit your post to link to it :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The first thing they made him do was take a picture with the 72 virgins. After that, he was soon 'assimilated'.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:28, archived)
# a klingon with glasses?
how odd!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:50, archived)
# My latest vector

Click for source


Been earning my wages today :P

Good aft B3ta!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# he works in my chip shop
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# He moonlights loads
He's a community officer near me!!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Thankyou Sir
:)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Very nice.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# M Khan
:P
[edit] Cheers!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:21, archived)
# That's lovely
Very woo indeed.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Thankyou
It's also an entry for PSFO
You can see the source there too.

:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Woo again
Although that kind of site intimidates me, due to sheer level of talent and reminding me of my own lack.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:26, archived)
# I know what ya mean
They do some mad shit on there I could'nt dream of
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Good work!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Ta
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:27, archived)
# awesome!
that chap knew a good sandwich
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)
# :D
Still does .... alegedly
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:32, archived)
# that's cool


(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Thanks
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Shakin' Stevens!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha
I knew it reminded me of someone else

:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:26, archived)
# ver' nice :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Ta
Ver' much

:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:27, archived)
# that's royalty that is :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:26, archived)
# :)
He is the king!!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:30, archived)
# tenuous links
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Hamtoucher
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Too late!
Too late for me and my ilk.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
# sit and fart in my duck!
hahahah ty :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# yes i have just had a duck moment
its w00
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
#
Dick full. My need? Bang her hard.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# /links board ffs
*hides behind jpg*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# ahh you fool, that was a transparent gif!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Read the faq
you ginger cnut

*reads newsletter*

'Ning sire.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Holy crap, I'm in the newsletter
ta muchly everyone

*puts some money aside for bandwidth costs*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# you and me both son
you and me both!

[edit] also, i'd like to state for the record that i like sport. and girls.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:42, archived)
# that children's book
is fecking hilarious
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:28, archived)
# is it the sausage song...
or the knob song?

as in "knob me tender", "all you need is knob" (ad inf)

either way, tis funny.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:34, archived)
# 35 quid for a tee shirt
they were having a laugh.
no wonder they've had to reduce 'em.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:35, archived)
# 'lo peeps

Twas bored and doodling :p
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Gaaah
He's after the biscuits!


Woo
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Damn you
causing me to crave biscuits.


*ransacks pantry for biscuits*

Ransacks should be used more often. I think it's a word.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:27, archived)
# ahhh... my favourite hobby!
well done jeccy!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# What?
Being stairs?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# yes.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# looks like an angry monkey with a chainsaw to me
if i am not mistaken
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# sexy time!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Aggghhh!
Is that Denzel in a dress?
WOO!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)
# yeah
well spotted :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Jesus
Oh yeah whoops! Silly typo. I was in a rush!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Yes.
It's awful when you don't have the concentration required to carry out two very, very basic tasks at once without pissing people off.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I'm a storyteller, and my stories must be told.

I have many stories, tales for both the young and old.
On my many travels I have seen many faces,
many tales have I from many places.
In Russia I am Ivan, in America I am John.
In Germany I'm Johan, In Sweden I am Jan
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# how funny.
in australia i am a ewan.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Hey Mr. 69,
could you do a lovely picture just for me? You can have it ready for Monday. Monday's good for me.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# what would you like and I'll try
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# How about
happy anteaters at a disco?

It's what I've always wanted to see.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# hmmm I'll give it a go during the weekend :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Until then, have a free t-shirt
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Alas,
I cannot see that t-shirt. :(
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# It's a tshirt that says
I Kill on the first date

And fuck on the second
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)
# haha :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I want one.
That is all.

Great stuff Sir.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:00, archived)
# this has the makings of a fine mini challenge
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Yuffy lifts a finger and a mouse is there
Puts his hands together and a seagull takes the air
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL THE POOR!
I'm not sure I've got the hang of this game.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# haha :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Finger-robs!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
He really is super-creepy.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)
# he has crackhead eyes! :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# !
....hahahaha!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# It may just be me
but your post seems to be missing a picture. Did it fall off or something?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Thought this was /talk for a second.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:08, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# You should be so lucky.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I think its that time
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk dunk
ARGH!
she's breaking up
*scoops biscuit out of cup*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# it certainly is
I think b3ta will now suspend for a tea break

:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Top dunking action.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# mmm dunk it baby!
sorry, feel I have to post this again, it seems to fit nicely
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:07, archived)
# good lord
i mean, I like waffles, but lummy!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# On a friday evening?
Did the Taliban get your pub or something?:O
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)
# End of day doodle.


Don't have nightmares.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# It was number 3
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
# O_O
:D

test subjects :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Filth. :(
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Not filth.
SCIENCE!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)
# So that means a naked Hawking rogering Mrs Elderberry for inspiration in concluding another groundbreaking theorum isn't filth?
I can only hope to god you're right..
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Something's gone wrong there JJ.

The one on the right has normal-sized titties!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# OCTONIPS!
This grapes my squildo
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# I am.....distressed.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I think you mean
undressed.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# that's pretty fucked up right there
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:59, archived)
# if you dont mnd my asking
where did you learn the rules of drawing like this?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Not really sure what's going on there
but I like it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# *sits back*
*enjoys*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:01, archived)
# errr...
i think i prefer regular filth.
call me oldschool.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# have a good weekend meester :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
# hurray for tits with tentacles.. :)
love Nr.3 's hair.

EDIT : oh yes, hurray for the nightmares :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# This is now my fetish.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Was it #1 hello muto, #2 Mutony on the bounty ir #3 Muto my car away I'll jam my fist up your arse.
Nevermind The Buzzcocks blog:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# nipple...
tentacle...

*fears*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Nailed
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# He was already grounded for 33 years.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# No, wait, it IS "You're"
but haha

fucksake, my brain's tired
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# No it's not
It's "Your" he's right.

Untire your brain with some lovely beer.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Nope
'your room' is correct

'you're grounded' would be correct for the SECOND part of the sentence :D

Although beer would be awesome right now
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# You are, Sir/Madam/Other/Deleteasappropriate
Indeed correct, and 'tis I that paid not attention to the thingy.

I think I need to untire my brain with some lovely beer.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# 'tis Sir
and I too would like beer. I appear to have none though. Lame.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# No, it's you're.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *spangs*
you ARE grounded

mellon
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Oi!
It's Friday, and I've been waiting all day to rent a headache, and now I've just got news I'll need to wait longer because of some work coming in.

Be fluffy.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:58, archived)
# sorry, it gets on my nerves it does!
*apology fluffs*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Heaven knows he's miserable now...
*waits for groans*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Having a child out of wedlock is a sin.
Where is Mrs God then ?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# All children are born out of wedlock.
I mean, who'd marry a foetus?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Glitter?
/tedious paedophile joke
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# under the floor boards
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Therefore
Fred West is the messiah.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# the fucking kitchen.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# ahaha
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Haha!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Some oddness...in the middle of nowhere......
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)
# *cowers under desk*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeee
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# aaargh!!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# now that's fucking absurd!
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# my word
what a fine figure of a chap
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# :-O :-O :-O :-O
*poos pance*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Holy Goats!
*draws scalpel ready*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
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(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Make it what?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# ..........waits..........waits some more........
......waits....waiarrrgchhhhhh what the fuck...
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] noonings
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)
# By crikey
thass good
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# "I likes 'em big"
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# fuck!
they is have big bees in the 31th century!

still, you only need to keep one, and when you need honey you can just hug it really tight and squeeze it out, making sure not to get sliced in half by it's huge 31th century bee prodder
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I am actually genuinely interested in Bees.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)
# stripey
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Now that is an extreme bee.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# The stinger is on the front!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# They can be a bit of a handful.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)
# yes
they can bee



beware :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# beeware?
bee wear?

beer war?

boar wart?

boa warns?

bum worms?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# all of those things
are the ingredients, in most lidl goods :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# 31th?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)
# yes, 31rd!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Tiny persons.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# midgets?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Hurrah!

This is the sort of thing that makes me hope you get your own TV series.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Pffft.
One episode every 3 years.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# That's one big ole' bee!
But the that's what makes it EXTREME

Therefore woo :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# ^this
I reckon everything should be EXTREME in the future


EXTREME dishwashing!
EXTREME paperwork!
EXTREME sleeping!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# A friend of mine got 3 A's at A level yesterday,
and a woman asked if he had any hobbies or interests.

"Ah," he said, "this is the part where I look like a geek... Reading. And playing computer games."
Anyway, when the broad had gone, he turned around and said, "I should have told her I did EXTREME IRONING! This shirt is crease-free... TO THE MAX!"

Made me chuckle.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)
# haha
ace :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# aww!
that's a gleebee!

:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# aww
yay
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# OMG
UR STALKING ME ON THE INTERNETS
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I am NOT!
I just like bees... :-(
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Oh.
That's alright then.

Lucky you do like bees, there's one in your very name!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I like your bee.
Very much. Yes.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# High praise indeed.
You are too kind.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# YES
Fuck I love bee teim.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# This an awful lot.
That bee looks hard as nails.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:39, archived)
# bee tiem!!!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:40, archived)
# \o/
all of your pickchaz make me feel woo :-)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I'm glad :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# I'm glad you're glad :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Me too
This is my favourite of all the beez.
In fact.. I think it's time that Christmas sock had a rest (after 8 months) and this beez becomes my new wallpaper.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# :) hurrah for socks though
they make me glee
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# braw
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I saw that a while after you'd posted it
and you'd left.
Thanks. It is braw! :)
*puts it behind ear for later wallpaperage*

Anyone looking at my past desktops might think that I have a mad crush on you and Connor!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# *asplodes with glee*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:56, archived)
# haha blimey :)

*smoosh*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# :D
that should bee on mugs

infact, all these bees should be on a mug

having some kind of bee adventure :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# ^ bees ftw!!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# *BEESPLOSION*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeZ!!!!
beeeeeeees!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:42, archived)
# formation bees!
D:
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# AND YES TO THIS
YES YES YES TO ALL HAPPY BEE PICS
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# ^ YES
Beez win the internets
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# This is awesome
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Yay! I love Beetiem to the max.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Yay!!!!!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)
# YAYS HERE IS MY BEE TEIM PIC
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# your bee is vere fwuffy, but it have bee malfunsion
what's kind of bee is dat bee beein!?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# alBEEno
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Egg/Bee hybrid.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Known as an Eee
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# this statement has me in tears
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Hurrah for bees
*is loving beeteim*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Extreme Key-Beeping in the 31st Century
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
Very Droll
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# It's like Rock Family Trees... but backwards.

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I have no idea why you would have gone to this much trouble?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# boredom
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# But I see that it is a timeline of the pistols,
but I don't see the joke at all?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# It's more that I
wanted to see what a band's story told in facebook feeds would look like... in the way rock family trees used to do their stories with family trees.

Does it have to have a joke?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Where is
Malcolm McLaren?
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# he's
on myspace
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# ..says the placenta-eater.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)
# ...
I have no idea why you would have gone to this much trouble.
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Hahah. Yay!
Although the second time, you spelt Spungen wrong...
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# What a rotter.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:38, archived)
# This is absolutely fantastic
I love the attention to detail!!

I lettered the official Sex Pistols graphic novel, should be out soon:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# heh
that is ace
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:44, archived)
# smashing
very cool indeed
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# heh
:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Grundy
He was a dirty fucker, wasn't he!
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 17:30, archived)
# you fucking rotter!
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Having successfully resisted Facebook
I'm very glad I have not a fucking clue what this means.
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Haha, cracking.
You clever fucker.
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# That
is a bit special
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# excellent
(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)

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