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# i made a rather cheery looking zombie lady

edit: shite at posting links
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# mum?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# happy zombies are the scariest of all!
:D

and also, THREAD DELETION!!! hehe
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# ^ this
Thanks to everyone that wished me a happy b3taday =)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# happy b3taday!
\o/
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Thanks squire =)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I lost a lot of cake to that thread deleting Cheddars cunt.
But have some more!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# cake
what flavour
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Piss and holocaust
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# now now
your mock is your undone
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Cor, thanks!
I'd already eaten the other lot, I may not manage all of this...
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# *hangs about*
*attempts to look friendly*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# You don't need to attempt to look friendly, silly.
Be right back. At no point in the next few seconds will I be nekkid, so don't bother coming into the other room =)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Happy b3rthday fella!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Cheers matey.
=)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah, yeah, hippy beating day etc.
Now stop milking it and get me a drink woman!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# *gets undressed*
*get cider*

Only got HUGE glasses unfortunately, we'll have to drink out of those.

*pours*

*and pours*

*and pours*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Excellent!
See you in a few!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Thanks very much =)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
# i did earlier but it got deleted, so
happy b3taday
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Thanks chap!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Nicely done.
Are you related to the Rev?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# ha
nope, but i do enjoy compying the man.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
#
32k cup of tea
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# this is somebody's grandma.
not mine though.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# that's what you say
but how do we know
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# it cant be my grandma
because my grandma is dead.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Maybe if you milk up the eye a bit?
It will seem more scarierer? That's what I did to my own face with dramatic results (check my profile if you can be arsed!).

I still likes it, though, so have ein woo.

Is the source linky fucked??
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# cheers!
and yes
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)
# show-off ;)
i think she's scarier pre-shopping
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)
# I concur.
It buuuurns!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# For hands that do dishes that feel soft as your face.....

Just a thing I'm doing
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# very nice, but...........
looks a bit low-poly to me. is it for a game?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# :)
its for a magazine article
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# how much are they paying you?
32k?

are you making tea?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# a fucking three year old can make tea
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# finally
you start telling the truth.

i believe only an honest man should be allowed to earn 32k.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# If I'm paying 32k, I'd expect at least a blowjob as well as tea.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# just make the fucking tea
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Make me.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!
Not very fucking good! YEAH BULLSHIT!

They are low poly because they are for a game. They are not designed to be Photoreal or otherwise. They are LOW FUCKING POLY. 1100 Tris in each hand, Designed for a Mod team I am on. Fuck you, I have yet to see ANYONE on b3ta produce ANYTHING better than I can in 3D.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha.
I can't find my low poly model cup of tea anywhere. :(
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# You're a fucking moronic cock sucker
Congratulations fucknugget, you have been awarded my first ever real usage of the Ignore button. See you in hell you fat piece of fuck.

I miss Zykotic
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I do too.
Life just isn't the same without the random outbreaks.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Let's track him down!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Mission accepted!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Actually, I can't really be arsed.
The trail for poor old Steve goes dry about a year ago when he was working on some Half Life 2 mod.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Try the talk board
He's still well and truly about
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# *offers cider*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# ...he is?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# don't talk rubbish
I'm on the talk board a lot more than you and I've never seen him.

Sir zyk0tic has posted a VAST 21 messages on the talk board since it begun.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I think it might be a HILARIOUS joke
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# oh was she implying that I should get on the talk board because I have nothing to offer the main board?
HAHAHA a jovial little fool she might be...
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I thought she was just pointing out how incredibly unfunny and bad tempered talk boarders are
by reference to Zykotik but you could be right, you are a terrible waste of space!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# No
I was just trying to help out with the suggestion he might be there sometimes
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
# I prefered my idea really
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)
# So did I to be honest
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Well I know someone who has moved over to /talk
and chats to him loads, I wasn't claiming to know better than anyone, just trying to be helpful

Now kindly stop being such a fucking wank-sock, and get off my back
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# troll
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Goat-cock
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Have you got a link to the original?
I lost my link, and can't remember the cocks username.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Courtesy of my bookmarks
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# ta
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# ha ha
where is the picture?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
#
which one? It all started over a scandelous tracing incident, but Sir Zyk0tik hadn't taken his vitamin B12 that day!

edit: it had something to do with Toxie Tracing this - and Zykotik, animated the traced overlay
here - www.b3ta.com/board/4196241
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I think the dissappointment at discovering that his picture has gone
is offset by the joy of discovering that Dave The Hat's has too.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# pffft
I wondered where "low fucking poly" came from...
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# this and this
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
#
I just watched a quick demo on Youtube of MudBox. looks like a great tool. will have to give it ago.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Mudbox?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# aye
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Lovely toy, that.
Though it can be an awkward sod with silly subdividing if you make the whole model in it. Less so than zbrush, though.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# model in MAX, then use Mudbox for Normals
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Aye.
Well. I use Maya, but same principle.

Learnt that the hard way. :(
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# yes, I couldn't agree more.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# I ated the purple berries.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# But....but...
those were haemmoroids!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# No wonder she screamed.
I thought it was part of the candy g-string.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# is it for a game?
32k
where is the tea?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# FUCK YOU YOU GOOGLE STEALING FUCKNUT
GET SOME REAL CREATIVITY!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# I DO BETTER STUFF THAN SOME OFF THIS BOARD
IT'S FOR A FUCKING GAME, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LOW POLY
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# YEAH FUCK YOU RICK YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!
I'VE BEEN MAKING THE FUCKING TEA FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS YOU COCK SUCKING PRICK!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# just because teacups are 3d
doesn't mean you modeled them.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# You're a fucking moronic cock sucker
Congratulations fucknugget, you have been awarded my first ever real usage of the I'm a massive wanker button. See you in hell you fat piece of fuck.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# oh
dear
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# and now they are married
and very happy together
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Can someone
explain, for us noobs, about the shouting, the 32k and the tea?

Nice hand, btw, HappyToast.

My limited adventures in Maya have so far peaked at a wholly unconvincing greek temple.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I think it's a precurser to the CAPLOCK NIGHTMARE OF GAYSHIFT
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Oh, then it must be
my bedtime :) g'night.


(I thought I was witnessing a paradoy of some b3ta character or other)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# saturday night tosh
but it beats the tele
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# see
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# ta
you very much.
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 8:45, archived)
# mild green
hairy lip squid

(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Doing what to it? Hang on, I don't want to know.
Bumpmap looks a little harsh, but you'll
get to that stuff later I'm sure. Woo.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# That won't be a bump map.
It's actual polys at that stage.

Well. Usually, anyway. Heh.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# ^this^

(knuckle close up)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# is that a small chest ?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Grandma! Put your tits away, you're scaring the kids.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# *covers them*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# You were putting me off my 32k per year cup of tea.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# 4 or 8 bit
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Ah, I see.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# needs some pink
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# so do you
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
#
if so do you have to pay?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# nice
Strange...
I had the urge to radomly vector a hand and wrist about 3 hours ago.

:D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
#
What should you do if this happens to you? Nothing. It goes away quickly on its own. You'll have more sebum on your skin in no time.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# It's only got 3 fingers, is it from Norfolk?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
#
foot or mouth
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# it's often seen stalking the streets of Cromer
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
#
Join the leader in online dating services, and find a date in Cromer today

hairy men a speciality
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# That is bloody awesome.
you, sir, are one talented toast.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# With lime green
Hairy lipped squid!

That's as worrying as it is woo.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# 'ning Toasty, you talented get!
Y'alreet?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Haha, I hadn't even realised that!
Thanks sir!

Pffft, I've been a b3tan for nearly twice as long as my marriage lasted =)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# as i was saying before a thread deleting arsemonky deleted its thread...
hippo bathday! :D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Cheers sir =)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# eloo mizza!
HBD!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Hey dude!
How's it going?

And fanx =D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Not too bad
GOt a shite t shirt in the post though:P
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Has it still not arrived?
I bought one of Monstrinho de Biscoito's yesterday, hopefully that'll be here soon.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
# No that's the problem
I DID arrive:P
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# So, Happy b3taday to you again!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# =)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# so now lets see the skin flayed off
and the cartilage and veins and capiliaries rip open and spurt meat and juice everywhere

:D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Lost !

(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# this isn't funny
so obviously, I laughed

:D

hahahahahahaha
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# It's funny because Maddie was in that hotel
;)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# OH NOES!
A dingo took my maddie! Have you seen my maddie? did you see the dingo!

:D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Dingo disguised as a JCB!
or did I misread it and it actually said JVC?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# KGB?
russian spies?!?!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# JMG?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)
# We all used to play 'hide the Housekeeper' there.
Arf!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# basil fawlty off to meet the pope
world tour dates to be announced shortly
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I don't find that funny
I was killed in that fire!

Sorry TJ: You can tell that the Who Wants to be a Millionaire's ratings are going down the pan. They have new theme music.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# *coughs*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)
# they've re-jigged the prize structure too
only 12 questions to 1mil
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Yeah
That the fuck was that?! i give it 6 month at the most!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# i feel sorry for the parents
did they check on it every 15 minutes?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# So... very... sour!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Haha!
Took that Simpsons episode one step further :)
Love it.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Best thing I've seen for ages!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Fankoo BHLC!
(:
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha
woo and yay
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Haha
Well done; and a click.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# many thanks :)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# brilliant
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Thankee :D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Is Edd sucking the frames out as he's winning atm?:P
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Winning?
i wasn't aware we we still playing... :P
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I believe it 13,999,999,999,991
to 13,999,999,999,990!

Just egging ya on matey:D

I like to think of it as one of you being Run DMC and the other Aerosmith and you're in the breaking though the wall stage of the Walk This Way video.:P

EDIT Or am I thinking of Pepsi and Shirley?

Or was it Celine Dione/Titanic. I forget:D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Chaz and Dave
Yazz or the Plastic Population.

Hue or Cry
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Morris Minor
and the Majors.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# TImmy Mallet
and Michaela Strachan
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# please stop.
;P
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Only from appointment of the Queen
If he's lurking:P
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# To be cryptic
Timmy mallet and Mike Myers!

Work that one out if you can!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# note to self
do not eat black holes
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# in soviet russia, black hole eat you!
well... anywhere, really...
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Rather marvelous sir
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# thank you kindly
(:
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# fantastic
have a click
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# ta vereh much
:-)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# This is Brillliant!
More!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# i shall get on the case!
POSTHASTE!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Yipee!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# hehe
very nice!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# tank ye
:-D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*puckers
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)
# *awaits mankiss*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# thenk yew mr starl... slrat... sralt...
Thank you!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# ACE


(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# ;D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha
the ultimate face turning inside-out!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# ultimate indeed.
but at what cost.


oh yes... the universe...
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Someone has been watching
those rejected toons again

Woo to the strip
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hehe
Thanks
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# yes
woo!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Ace As Usual
ning' folks, my you've all been rather busy today.
*starts rummaging for about 16 Woos and case of Arfs*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# merci.
also, woos are by the freezer.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# tho the irony is
IT'S STILL FULL OF SUGAR!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA


*drops dead*

X_X
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Pfft
Aceness

:D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Arf! Smashing!
I love his bent face at the end.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# ahahhah
amazing, woo woo

ning everyone, weyhey i have teh intornet, but NO PHOTOSHOPPPP !!!! gah
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# noooooooooo!
download gimp!

lol

it's shite
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# cool
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Brilliant
That is all.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Excellent, as ever.
I haven't seen one of these for ages =)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Pure WIN.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Wonderful.
I'm loving your stuff lately.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)
# hahahaha..
Great....
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)
# hahah
best thing ever in the history of b3ta :D
(, Sun 19 Aug 2007, 0:53, archived)
# spiffing
*click*
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:03, archived)
# I laughed and laughed.
I hardly ever do that...
(, Mon 20 Aug 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Banana Republic, anyone?


Oh, hang on..
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# *finishes fwapping*
Well done there old chap :)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# yea
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# She'll never eat it like that1
She'll stave! Starve I tell you!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# this banana is bananas - B A N A N oh
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# yay for things unlikely to smoke cigars!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Top stuff!


(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# nuts
oh hazelnuts
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Did your twat gland explode?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Ham Touch Saturday is shite. Give it up.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Cadburys take them and they cover them in get the fuck off the internets.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I once went to Cadburys and saw them mixing some get the fuck off the internets
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Did you see the secret ingredient?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I saw the hamtouch, threadwaste, mod edit and naughty stepping
What else goes in?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Finest hand picked Parisian fail.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I rememer that joke
RACIST!:P

It is tragic that these people get granted net access by their parents!

That was a great era to be in, it was a joke about colour but it wasn't racist in anyway, but today...
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Shut up and /talk.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Pail, you may already be a bucket
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Oh my god!
It's happening already!
Help meeeeeeeeee......
*bucket*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# you are all to kind
mind the skin on the way out
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
#
[ ] TITS

[ ] GTFO


Tick one please.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
#
Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I do not know how to try not.
You are on the messageboard.
There is a threadwaste here.
Exits are NORTH, EAST, TITS and GTFO
What would thoust doeth?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Sir, I salute your courage, your strength, and your indefatigability
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I don't know how to salute.
You are eaten by a grue.

You scored 0 out of a possible 1000 in 5 moves.

For the love of cock don't play again.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# look into the eyes and calm down
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:32, archived)
# welcome to ignorance
please enjoy your stay
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# spacecock!

(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# megafail
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# i like this
click
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# mmmmmmmnnnnnnnnngggggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!
YOUR FAIL!!!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# TOAZ - text on a zebra
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Nicely
although you must agree with me that it should read 'I am a cunt zebra'
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# What do you have
against Zebra's?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# zebra's what?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# cunts
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# I should hope the palm of your hand
mmmmm warm zebra cunt
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# speaking of which

hello Dixon! ;)

/edit: aargh sod it, I can't hear myself think. I'm going to watch a movie. G'night all!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha
'vond!

edit: why, what's happening outside (couldn't view the webcam)?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# zebra's cunts
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# A single zebra has more than one?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Ah, you probably weren't around here yet
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# BEWARE!
cunthorse is a alien
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Ahhh
Now I see,
Woo!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Fantastisch
Fantastico
Fantastic
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# fantastique
and have this

...because I can
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# We don't want any of your French here
Get out

Edit: Because you can or because you did? Think about it...
Woo btw *getting image*

*got image*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# hehe
cheers!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Wow
how could one room contain so much stupidity?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# ^this, into a dimension completely beyond comprehension
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Nevermind one room
What about the Universe!?!

Oh wait... chavs already asked that question with their existence
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# This ^
The ones near me appear to be getting uglier by the day, and what is with their fucking lumpy heads?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Tumours
*hopeful*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Malignant
*hopeful*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)
# BEWARE
woo! ace picature!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# cor, I do like that
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# oooh cool
took me a min to see it :o)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# this has all the aceness
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Cheers
:D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# In the cinema
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Felt tip :D
Spot on the splendid mark :)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I loiks it
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Ed Edd and Eddy:P
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# crazy japanese toys
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Wondyful

what is it?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Is it an USB black board eraser with built-in heating?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# it looks to me like
a 1970's dial up 12k modem with the red wire attached to some modeling clay, perhaps.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Gearstick for old people




bindun?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Have a *click*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Pffft
old people women

*runds*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# haha, women are rubbish
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Hear hear!
Hear here via ear!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# yeah
they don't even have willies
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# My auntie nora has a willie
she showed it to me. mines bigger.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# No penis no opinon
Thats how me and the missus live it.
/world's luckiest man
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# ROFL!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# It's like you're always stuck in second gear
Err.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Sarkozy meets Bush


*promises to stop making all these cunting faceswaps*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# candy colored clown
Looks like Dean Stockwell -- stage left
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Nicely
Note the guy on the right lowering his head at yet another Bush vocal blunder

thinking 'Christ'
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# hahahaha, excellent job
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Haha that works really well

TJ: christ...what noise they make outside my house
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Wow
Have you just been a very naughty boy, or our you truly the Messiah, Mediocre dude?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Herrow peeps.
Thought I'd have a go at one of those themanwhofellasleep Invisibilia tings. Any good?



Can't get the face right. But hey ho.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# tis rather good
I like
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Fank oo.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# ya
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# hehe
loverlee :P
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# its just a waterbottle holder!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# oh,
just a CDWBH?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# woo
thats ace!! :)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Why
thank you Reverend.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# :o)
woo!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# I seem to recall you did some of these as well
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Dont think
ive ever done any exactly like these - but probably something similar :D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# NIce
I've been meaning to try this for ages

*clicks*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Ooh la la
My first ever click. Ta muchly :)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Well desreved too
Although these are relatively simple, I do love the effect
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Can I have a go?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# RPS is shite, give it up
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# ah ha ha!
I see what you did there
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Live in the fens ya see,
happens all the time here.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Am from Spalding
/Can sympathise
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Inbreeding you mean?
Unfortunate but fun. Apparently.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# you schlags
woo swappy
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# lol looks really good.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# feck off!
hahaha top shoppery!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I should really do more,
but can't be bothered nowadays.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Top shoppery
Good to see a well trained kid
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Where's Pac-Man when you need him?




Arf. I like how this came out :D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Spazz-Ghost!
Edit - Fuck me, watching X-Factor is just painful.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# ah it was fine
till the irish bastard came back. I like the hawaiin guitar though.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# And the violin
these people must know they're shit. Why don't people tell them before they go on national telly!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# em...
fun?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Its the people who cry and beg and say its ruined their lives.
Its fucking hilarious, but its painful. Its like watching The Office, or Alan Partridge.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# ace
woo!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# ta :)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)
# nice!
Looks like that ghost got to the Krool heart before Danny. :)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# thank you sir :)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# if you go down to the woods today...
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:34, archived)
# *goatses*
hurray!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)
# AArrooooooof!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# He's a bear of many faces
he's a master of disguise.

woo!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# While I Wait To Hit The Town And Paint It A Shade Of Pink...
You better have this. There is no excuse really (Edit:- Oh and I am sure it's bindun).

(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)
# ba dum...
the punnage is too much, have a woo!!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Beyonce Castle ?

(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# cor!
can I have a go?

/obvious response blog
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Yes...
Climb aboard !
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)
# heh!
looks tasty
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)
# You are John Wayne Gacy
AICMFP
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# ; )
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)
# domo!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Winkies?
Pfft

(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:34, archived)
# CDC 2.0!

Ah, the wonders of technology.

Sorry. I'm just so, so bored
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)
# hahaha!!
hoorah for CDC's of the future!
'edit'

knew I had this somewhere


see also

(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)
# oh go on then


I seem to have forgotten this: woo to your CRC :)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)
# That looks far too advanced for me
I'm sticking to CDC 0.1
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)
# LOL

(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Is that Cribbs Causeway vue?
Or do they have them elsewhere?

Someone stole the arm XD from ours
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# there was one in Bluewater
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# the cinimar?
its bloody big that place.
I don't get why they put electric lights under the bit of tarpaulin it drains the rain water all over the lights
some one hopefully one day will be electrocuted trying to fix it so I wont feel so bad about thinking its somehow wrong :S
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Wants to click 'I like this'!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# crikey
baubles!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# furry :)

shorn.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)

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