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(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Haha, ace
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# lol
@ this
(jif, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# So waddyagonnadoaboutit.
I'll break your legs.


Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Whassamattawith..aaa.aaaahhh
CHOOOO
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# horrorscope
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"
(Pork Sword, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# yes it is you cancerous mole
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# ...
Dad?
(Pork Sword, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# oh no CRABLIMBS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# That is EXACTLY why
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# no it becuase
you are a deformed crab motherfucker - woo!
(i like the blue you've used - nicely)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen, may I present you with......THE FUTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Ludwig!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# *worships*
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I need some help from someone talented.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
#
talented psychiatrically qualified
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# That too, but I have a very basic tee design I want to do for my friend, but I'd
like it done a bit better than I would.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Open for anyone? Or specifically the supreme talent of Queen Vectoria?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Anyone would do.
I want a picture of a clown, with an arrow pointing to the right and then, below it, a picture of a joker from a playing card with an arrow pointing left.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# well i can balance 10 spoons on my face
talented enough?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I'd be happy to help
if you were meaning me?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# ...
For some reason, this makes me think of Pink Floyd.
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I cannot endorse the safety of this activity
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# is that a
uneggcycle?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# if this isn't actually the future
life isn't worth living. WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# *BEHOLDS*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
#
"Where we're going, we don't need ... toast."
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# The state of Britain's roads in the future hasn't improved any.
Odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# the future's bright
the future's egg shaped, bald and on wheels,
i'm really looking forward to more future now.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# You're so vain

you probably think this egg is about you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Oh. You. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I went to Narcissists Anonymous.
I was the best narcissist there.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Haha
did they give you a medal?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# They made a whole new medal just for me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# and well they should!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# they were doing segway tours in Madrid
tosspot tourists
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# excellent
but do we get a choice of wheels because i'm not really a spokes person myself.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Mag legs aren't as good
and putting them in the freezer rarely works.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# i just wanted some stylish alloys
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# ha! japes
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# You can have hubcaps
but underneath it all, there will still be spokes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# i can live with that
Goldfinger style tyre rippers?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# alright
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# :D
The future is AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# The future is bright...
the future is OVOID !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# i have to disagree
it's clearly egg shaped :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# The Life and Times Of Doctor Who's Former Companions.

No.1 in an occasional series.

As it's five years, I gone an' drawn a picture for the occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Ha!
this is brilliant.
A woo and hearty click.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# why the big face?


WHY?!?! I MEAN WHY?!?!?

FACE UR SO BIG!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# B.P. You're So Big !
Woo and happy b3taday to Tart Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Her face is a bit like E.T. !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# hehe
she has an "unusual" facement innit

woo to the pic by the way, it captures "the fizog"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Is that the fifth b3taday today!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# hahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Hooray!
Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Howdy neighbour.
Did you / we get cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Have some!
*cakes Tart Monkey*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# HELLO ME INCREMENTED BY 1
EARLIER THERE WAS A VIRTUAL SPONGE BUT ITS ALL 1'S AND 0'S BY NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Greetings Space Cadet -1
Mmmmm, sponge.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
# cool!
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Woo!
good to see you!
edit: also, it's bigger on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Yay. Yowsa.
It appears she's doing tricks as well as painting on the side.

Ignore me. I'm a talentless bore. Carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# most splendid
have a happy b3taday *click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Woo
It was my 5 years yesterday:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# yay
cdc time what tablet did you get
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Wacom Volito 2
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# same as me
what was wrong with your old one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Nothing
it's still happy on my desktop.

I just wanted one for my laptop too :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Now vector that muthafucka.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# No
she's vectoring me!

:D

Fankoo IVV!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I have a graphics tablet which I don't know how to use in my desk somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Simple
1) Put picture of car on tablet.
2) Open Paint
3) Trace over car
...
576) Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# I do that with a mouse
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# You don't use it in your desk
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# yay!
you've finally had the operation?

:D

hehe

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Yes
/gruff
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# yay!
let the drawing begin!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# the operation was a success and your willy is working again?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# It's such a relief to pee standing up again!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# What!



congrats on a new tablet, miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Imagine I'm a complete n00b...
(it's easy if you try, la la la...)

I've managed to gradually work out that TOAP is text on a picture.

Could someone explain to this window-licker what RIS is?
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# This may explain things.
pown.alluc.org/?uid=352
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# *spacks*
do it again
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# *sings along*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I can't stop watching
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# I spend about one hor a day
just hitting the random button

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# nice
loop.
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
#
pown.alluc.org/?uid=84
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# *raves*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Yes
RIS? Is an expression of non-comprehension, especially when you think you're being stupid and missing something completely obvious.

It's from a picture that someone took of a Morrison's supermarket at night. The illuminated letters R I and S were damaged - hilariously spelling MORONS.

Someone didn't get it and said "RIS? I don't get it"
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# that was quite imformative
do you know where hamtoucher comes from?
(jonjonjon, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Manley
According to legend, it's a SFW swear-word.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I am the keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# And the Alpha and the Omega.
Or so I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)
# One does one's best.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Thank you
I feel like slightly less of a dolt.
(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# This
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# imagine you're a complete noob
i'm trying but i just can't believe it
(jonjonjon, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# OH HAI N00B!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# oh hai guys
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Dive....
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Is that a yak?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I thought it was Part Boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Party boy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Party Boy and
Pisshead Lad
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# ARE THEY FROM THE CIDER SISSIES?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Plays *party boy theme*
Heehee, I actually have the mp3 of that.

It should be the /board anthem.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# No, the board anthem should be the Imperial March,
what with all the nazis and death stars.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Hmmm, we need a mixtape.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Can we also put on this what I done make earlyer (Hawkwind Mix):
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/audio/?/wma/46b541fd868d4899a81c3656aea12bdb_hawkwindthemusical.wma
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# LEFT BANK FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Just couldn't be arsed
to make her hair move !... PROBLEM ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)
# It looks ace with horns.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Nope, I like it.
It just confused my boozed eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Yak Attack!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# hahaha
"FALL TO YOUR DEATHSPLAT"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# NICELY!
(WAsNT ABLE TO SeE It EARLIER!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Happy B3taday...
my good man !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# This took far longer than I'd have hoped
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
# and then the other men came in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# *turns neck 3 degrees to the left*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Fuck off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# The chance would be a fine thing:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# The chance to do what?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Me getting laid:p
I've been single since February! I have to say my guitar playing has got a lot faster though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# nothing improves dexterity
like being single
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I think I'm ready for a Antonio Forcione solo now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# There was an fp with the same gag
I don't remember who did it, but his one was in a courtroom and had a punchline.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Yeah well this isn't an fp, this isn't a courtoom and it has no punchline
so it's completely different.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Hahar!
Found it.
www.b3ta.com/board/5567642
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Seen that one
mine's done better.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique.
Cool thrives on novelty.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# But his joke is actually different to mine
his is about the barrister being a paedo.

Mine's about a comic strip that could be changed to make it look sick and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Fucktard!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# That's more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# MORE OBTRUSIVE BONERS REQUIRED!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Not if it's not part of the joke
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# WHOSE JOKING?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# What's up with the pinky shift?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# PINKY SHIFT RULES!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Oh, that's mine!
*yoink*

Cheers fella.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# There's a joke?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I concur.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# BONERS BONERS BONERS BONERS BONERS BONERS BONERS BONERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Wheeeeeee!
*mongclaps*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Is that like a seal clap
but belming at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Indeed so.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# AND IT HELPS IF YOU SQUASH YOUR KNOB
CUASE EVERYONE KNOWS SEALS HAVE FALT DICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE DOCTOR DYSLEXIA!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# *MAKES SEAL NOISE*

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# I love it when the posts get all squashed up on the side of the page.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Don't you ever sleep.
it's gotta be stupid'o'clock in the morning down there and I saw you not long after that time over here.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# its just gone stupid o clock and its now half past 'is that the fucking time!'
i tried to sleep earleir but my bean bag wouldnt fit under my desk! (im on night shift)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)
# OBVIOUS BONER JOKE
hahahahahahaha GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# :)
EDIT: I've just noticed his head is a bit see through...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# It was like that when I got here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Oh okay.
Heheh. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# :D

Click for full picture
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# OHSH--
Awesome, doooood.
(Valiance, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Hehe
Thanksh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Thank god I have my headphones on.
If I didn't that would've been mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Woo!
not 'shopped (source):

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Jack Chick FTW!*



no, actually he's a fucking cunt and deserves to die a painful death



(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# as a scientist
he reeeeeeeealy gets on my tits. Just a huge pack of lies about biology, evolution, dinosaurs etc.

And the safe sex ones! Blimey. HE is, in a very real sense, evil. Who would thing like that?
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Who would what like what!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Doh
should be 'think like that'.

Mong.
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# "HE is, in a very real sense, evil."
I'll happily second that.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# and basic errors
AIDS /= virus
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# and devious sleight of hands
just because they are made of the same material, does not make them equally porous. A steel girder is less porous than a colander.

And besides, if robber gloves did not stop viruses etc. docs would not wear them!
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# woo, err.
no shopping?

they be brainwashed, them fools.
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I've actually met a guy who thought men had one less rib than women*
He was TOTALLY convinced of this, and refused to be 'tempted' by the notion that he count his ribs and those of a woman.


(*because God took a rib from Adam to make Eve, because the Eve grown from scratch made him want to vom)
/gaiman
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# truthiness
at work
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# fucking hell
don't get me started

satire: baptistsforbrown2008.wordpress.com/
real: www.conservapedia.com/

... scary thing is how hard it is to tell the difference
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# try TalkOrigins
vast database to shoot down any of this nonsense and lots more besides. Highly recommended for any atheists / scientists / liberal types.
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# denial is far more powerful than logic, sorry
www.conservapedia.com/Talk.origins
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Oh Jesus (mmmmm irony)
I hadn't seen that.....

Some convenient truth bending. The posts may not be peer reviewed, but they are reviewed by a scientific editorial board and they are fully referenced. Rather more authoritative than that suggests.
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# careful
he sues
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Tch.
What good will that money do him in heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# nothing
as his utter lack of christianity might affect the odds of him going there :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# careful
he sues
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# elements of
telling the trut
turning the other cheek
love thy brother
do unto you etc.

all seem to be somewhat lacking in his polemics. I mean tracts.
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# to quote Google's search entry on Chick.
Chick, Jack
Chick cartoon tracts make witnessing easy for anyone! The cartoons grab people's attention, then each tract presents a simple gospel message.

..that the audience is retarded.
(snooo, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# This was supposed to be emo/gothic kinda thing. But all my drawings are cheerful, so this didn't really work...

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Woo
Is he modelling the next external kidneys?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I have never drawn wings before today.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I wasn't taking the piss
As you're half my age and a good 40 times better at drawing than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Alright. I kinda didn't think you were.
I just wanted to let you know.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# I'm afraid you're beyond help
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Why?
Can't he be saved?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)
# just to clear up the obvious confusion some people have
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Yes, I know the obvious difference.
It was supposed to be a little gothic, a little emo, but it's neither really.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)
# ha!
you're ignoring the baffling diversity of the goth type!

here: www.wave-gotik-treffen.de/english/photogallery.php

And you should see the audience!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Alien Sex Fiend are the pinacle of Goth
there are lots of offshoots, but they are without doubt the purest form
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Indeed, I am a cybergoth
my hair is not black and I am
generally pretty cheerful,
I dance, smile and everything!

Seek thewendyhouse.org and ye shal learn more, heathens

unless you're a chav, in which case, you shout 'mosher' I shout 'chav' and then we must fight
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# yes, the diversity
They can see out of both eyes, wow!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I thought it was a girl on the left
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# They're both very obviously boys.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# to the trained hunter's eye
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
# girly bloke = emo
i.e. Duncan Norvelle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Who?
That sounds like an old man's name. Hahah. Duncan. Hahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# haha
duncan is an old mans name

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Ello stranger
Where you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
# from you
you cancelled on my drinks party. Nope just over at the Mrs she's reading this as i type, don't let on about my secret playboy life style.
Edit: sorry off again now mate, speak to you later.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# What about the fursuit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
#
Hirsute fursuit pursuits?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Ello Mrs. teh Dave
Don't worry, it's personality that counts!

nothing turns a woman on more than popularity on a website!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# *glees*
Alien Sex Fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# 'Ning ma'am
and a woo
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Ello.
Thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Have you scrolled up enough to see my comic strip?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Ah, yes.
Didn't even notice it was yours. Heheh oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# ¦3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# |:3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# DX
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# orz
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# smores
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# 41D5
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# grnurgnuibfnjohrwu94gw
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# 'ning miss
nice scarification
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Hahah
*shudders slightly* I'm so scared of scarification. My cousin has it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# KK FTW!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Hahah
Thank you.

Happy B3taday! I might have a cake around here for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# CAKE! LOLLIES, CIGGIES!
BLISS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# oh hai guys
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)
# 'sup nig
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Hehehe, have a gecko homie
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)
# No picture?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)
# I don't really mean this
but I've been aching to try out my new gif
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# what the
FUCK

(Hairy Midget, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# 'sup nig
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# zomg!
edit: that's fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I randomly post every few days and everyone goes crazy.
You're lucky you're catching this live.
(Hairy Midget, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)
# *films*
*profits*


Actually I've been looking for something you did - Jesus resurrecting and some guy saying "omg hax"

Where might I find it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Hahaha
*claps like a mong*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# You have been missed.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)
# OMG!
The vertically challenged hirsute one!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
#
pown.alluc.org/?uid=597
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# hai fanj!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# sage
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# sup
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Its TOAP time....
.

.
Sorry !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yeah and it originally was dog fudz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)
# I love those little pouches
It just slips right out!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Yeah they're great
They cut out the need for a kebab!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Please tell me this is based on a true story
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# No
But I used to have a couple of cats that used to yum up tins of tuna. Unfortunately I couldn't
give it to them though, as they'd snarf it down so fast you'd have little tubes of regurgitated
tuna left by the bowl.
I moved onto steamed fish after that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)
# horoscope
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"
(Pork Sword, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# transparent arm alert...
ver good though
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)
# I
got rid of the transparent arm and it just wasn't the same. Honest.
(Pork Sword, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# so i see
with my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)
# I am a gemini, but not a siamese twin like her.
edit: er, nice picture also! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)
# thank
you. I am stoned. And rowing with my girlfriend who just happens to be a gemini
(Pork Sword, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)
# row row row your boat gently down the stream
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# .
she does all the rowing. 4 arms you know. All slightly see through
(Pork Sword, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I remember my goth days
I'd have a mate what would always say to me in the best/worst Ali G voice 'Is it coz I is wearing black?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Would.
Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)
# I
have done. Numerous. Ways and times.
(Pork Sword, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# doodle
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)
# that is amazing
woo yay hooplah :D
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:01, archived)
# A doodle
As in you drew that?

Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:01, archived)
# yah
now you can too!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:04, archived)
# CooOOOoool
What you use?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:07, archived)
# just the standard photoshop brush in black and white
then adjusted the colours
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)
# U bee the SKillz fo sho.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)
# that's not a doodle
it's an ART!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Sooooooooo Bored :(
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# bored?
but this is b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:03, archived)
# me too (have a pea)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)
# nuns are misterious creatures
face of an ogre
legs of a princess
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Ex-lax?
What is she now then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)
# needs more injecting smack between her toes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:17, archived)
# I take it you saw that picture too
horrid. Absolutely disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# the things people do for a good time eh.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)
# WooD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:17, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PAINTED TROLLOP?
SOMEONE PLEASE ENLIGHTEN A FILTHY FORIEGNER!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Amy Winehouse, drug addict and one time crooner.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)
# THANKS - IM STILL NONE THE WISER
DID SHE FREAK OUT WITH ALL THE DEAD BODSIES OR SOEMTHING?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:22, archived)
# No, just a druggy.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)
# HOW DID SHE GET TO BE CORONER THEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
# BECAUSE SHE IS SURROUNDED BY DEAD COMMUNISTS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Feck Off Nun!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# fuck off
its not crude enough
try again
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:42, archived)
# he's trying out his tablet
ergo...negates need for extreme crudeness
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:43, archived)
# the point of a CDC is the crudeness
its on the whole alright, just too many hairs
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:44, archived)
# the point of trying out a tablet
is trying out a tablet...cdc was just art of choice
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:45, archived)
# B3ta tradition
says no to this
(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# beaucoup yay!
damn, that would be a cool thing to get - as soon as i get some drawing talent
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:42, archived)
# my brother had one that he probably never uses if you were gagging i could try and pocket it
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:43, archived)
# yay!
nick it for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:44, archived)
#
Sharp pupes?
(engekomkommer, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:42, archived)
# gah!
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:43, archived)
#
Yeaah, it's the pressure sensitive thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:45, archived)
# wow,
you must have really been pawing away at it then

;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Congratulations
and celebrations.
When I tell everyone that you're in love with me.

*suicides*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:44, archived)
# no need
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Oh yeah
There is.
(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)
# just
no need for cliff references

*oh, the shame*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Oh that Cliff
He's my dad
Oh Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Your user name makes me think of a drunken misogynist Rabbi
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)
# you win a prize
because that is, in fact, what i am*


*lies, all lies
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Good show!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Ah like most tablet
Need to be swallowed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# bullets
(|, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Sorry
that was in very poor taste, I just couldn't help myself after seeing the news earlier.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)
# what was?
poor taste is b3tas middle name
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Did someone order some taste.?
Only I have an old shipment here for a Miss Hilton that never got delivered.?
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# ^arf!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# safety's on.
It shouldn't be possible to melt with the safety on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:18, archived)
# how d'ya do that?
it's vey nice
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:19, archived)
# That is Ver Nice!

I'll not waste a thread on this, I just wanted to see if it did what I thought it would...
*spacks* yup...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:21, archived)
# It gives me the horn
is that what the intention was?
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# *spazes**
damn you!

*may not include spaz
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# nicely
dont quite look right, but im not certain what needs to be done to right it
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)
# needs more shine
on the blood
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:37, archived)
# nay
the melted stuff doesnt look like its in the same plane as the gun and bullet

edit: on another look, i think thats probably because the shine on the melted bit is on a different direction than the shine is on the gun/bullets
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:40, archived)
# It needs more cowbell!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Why am I looking at your Duende?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)
# groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)
# i'm not sure how to break this to you
but your gun seems to have melted
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)
# VERY NICE INDEED!

KITTENS ON SKATEBOARDS SAY WOO TO YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:08, archived)
# ITS RAINING OUTSIDE
YOU'VE NOWHERE TO HIDE
WOO YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# happy b3taday matey
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# b3taday congrats sir
Looks to me like something funny's going on around here,
People laughing and dancing and paying entirely too much for their beer,
And they all think they're clean outta sight
And they're ready to party cos the sign outside says it's wet t-shirt night...and they all crave some hot delight.

(fave song) :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Y E S !
Well the girls are excited
Because in a minute
They're gonna get wet
'N' the boys are delighted
Because all the titties
Will get 'em upset
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:31, archived)
# mmmm
slashed...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# ver' nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# the matrix! or..buddha in the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# That, sir, is fantastic.
*clicks HARD*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# bionic dream
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)
# teh jaggies!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Rain.
Very nice this is. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Switching lyrics


I was probably a bit late on the bandwagon but I thought... I hate 'love' songs. So much so that I think all songs with 'Love' in the titles should be replaced by 'Shit'

So I ran up my top 100 and they can be found here at the Top 100 Love-Shit song title transpositions.

I know not all the songs in question are songs about love but meh. Made me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:33, archived)
# the songs, are about the love of crack
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I wonder if I can lay claim to inventing a new acronym
Apart from the words, all I did was add shit on the picture of Whitney Houston.

Shit On A Picture.

SOAP :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# you could copyright it, and make millions!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
#
millions fiddy pee
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# fiddy pee?
he ain't goin make bubkiss!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I need to get about tree fiddy
an' I said, 'Damn it monster, we work for our money in this house. I aint got no tree fiddy fo' you'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:49, archived)
# O_o
that's quite mad!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Souh Park
Succubus episode..
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
# I have a memory retention of about 3 days
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)
# ah excellent
4 days ago I lent you £20. Can I have it back?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)
# I already gave you that back!
Thanks!

"hehehe"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I love that part of the episode
"I said dammit monster I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!"

vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=1090218

edit : "..it was about that time I noticed the girl scout was eight stories high..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Haha, fucking epic!
"She will be shat"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# very precise tense monitoring there
'loved'= past tense

Shit=noun, verb or adjective (and preposition?). Past tense = 'Shat'

Not for fun did I get a C in English GCSE in 1988...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# shitted!
I shitted myself
He shitted his spine out
She shitted herself inside out
They shitted so hard it'll take a week to dig them out
It just sat there and shitted!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# OK, then Captain Kirk
He will be Shat.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
# SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Though you seem to have left out "Shit Will Tear Us Apart"

edit: whoops. no you haven't
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# That's because shit's more of an adhesive

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)
# I will always shit you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)
# shit me tender
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# your shitting heart!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# there are in truth enough for at least 200 but I wanted to keep it to a reasonable size....
and the Beatles alone could provide about 30 of them... so much love, back in the 60s.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
My personal favourite:
Elton John - Can you feel the shit tonight?

The Beatles "Can't buy me shit" is in there twice


Edit: Therefore, you get this

(actual real signiature)

Edit Edit: And this ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# ah, well spotted.
you win 5p.

OK, for that you can have 'Shit me Shit me, Say that you Shit me' by the cardigans as a free replacement (not sure what the original title is)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Shit Fool
is the proper title
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Hehe! Shitfool!
Have your secretary wire it to my pay-pal account
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# happy b3taday by the way
You are on one of the most viewed pics on my Flickr profile. Althogh this could be because TuTT is also in it (and 6 others out of my op 10 most viewed...)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Ta!
B3tacayke?

I do like that pic, I love the little b3ta sign perched in the middle. And it make TuTT look like she's got a massive set of ... *comedy pause* ... gnashers. It's the hat that makes it though.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)
# lost teh hat to Mr Horrible
but he has no longer a Fez, and the purple pimp hats are only £5.99 at Blue Banana
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# \o/
I need shit, shit
To ease my behind
I need to find, find someone to call mine
But mama said

You cant hurry shit
No, you just have to wait
She said shit dont come easy
Its a game of give and squeeze
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I can see a picture in my mind.
Phil Collins being charged down by legions of clone bald yellow-dress wearing stick-figure boys.

'Against all Bods'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:54, archived)
# sounds good
bet they give him a kicking!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Yay, Bod!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Hi K.
Shut yo' mouf....

(Blud, not you)

Is he a private dick or a public one?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:58, archived)
# He's private.
If you want the best, you have to go private, apparently =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:06, archived)
# ^This is a shit post

Edit: Same picture of shit too. (The one with the yellowish haze around it).
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)
# hydrogen sulphide no doubt.
google pictures of 'shit' at your own peril...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:45, archived)
# a trip to ratemypoo.org
is enough peril
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:49, archived)
# blodoy hell, what will the council try and tax us on next?
they can rate my house and rate my income but if they start rating my poo then I want 20% off Andrex and Toilet Duck as a non-vat item.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
# the day will come
when toilets do a volume measurement

and a spectroscopic analysis

and it'll have a running total

IT'LL HAPPEN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)
# she looks like Herr Flick with pigtails.
Of course I want you to cut me a slice, you idiot Von Smallhousen.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)
# dirty dirty spidy

hides jazz mags under the mattress
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Haha
But only post stuff what you done made
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:10, archived)
# so posting this is wrong?
(_X_)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# HIS ASS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# This should be posted at least once a day.
/just my own opinion blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# yay!
Japanese for ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
# HIS ASS! AND NOBODY ELSES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# HIS ASS!
far too many pictures can be misconstrued in those comics

:D

and I love how they save the day with REALLY SHIT technology :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Really love technology?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# yes!
they love it!

they can't wait to TYPE UP SHIT using Scripit® on the schools Tandy® computers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:25, archived)
# I'm thinking you are building up a large collection!
I like perverting cartoons

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I've lost the link to the damn thing
:D

I could only bear one comic tho, they were advert laden crap it was just terrible
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# How many of these do you have?
I remember one which was a comic cover, I think.

EDIT: Actually, I was thinking of this one
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# not a comic cover
was something with some dude pushing a helicopter into a garage and I've lost the image and can't remember what it's called

those images come from http://www.atarimagazines.com/whizkids/

"product placement" is not strong enough :)

they are so bad they are funny tho
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)
# I smell HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# good lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)

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