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Sorry, first ever for me.

It was funny in my head.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFMxpE8ALm4

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)

Did you cut those out yourself,

from the actual photo?

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)

Errrrrm,

kinda. Did I miss a bit?

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

No,

I was just going to give you kudos for bravery

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)

I did try a safer alternative,

but I couldnt find one.

*collects /board kudos* thanks.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)

Nor I

That's the sole reason I have goatse saved to my hard drive

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)

Now I have the hands,

as my own little meme collection. Gotta take the ring off though.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)

I cut out both hands

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)

You're hardcore

as well as officially gay

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)

Apparently, you're gay if you watch meatspin over 50 times.

I won't say who told me that.

Edit: How do you propose I tell my girlfriend that I'm gay?

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)

Show her your hamd cutout,

and say, 'do you know where these are from?'

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)

Shit in her cunt

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)

I once actually asked someone what meatspin was

* tops up mindbleach resevoir

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)

Well,

the picture I settled with had less forearm on the none ring finger hand. And I wasnt trawling through 50 pages of goatse to find it. I may start finding it erotic.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7550435

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)

Thats a lot nicer than what the talkboard would say.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)

two rings!

that's creepy!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

Alright,

I know now.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)

It's like that Eddie Izzard sketch about coolness

One toothpick in the mouth... cool. Two toothpicks.. dickhead

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)

Kind of cool... cool... hip and groovy....

...Looking like a dickhead.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)

"This is Chief lnspector Clouseau's residence. This is Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the phone...don't you know"

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)

Good heavens!

Though I get this not

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)

This may help.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFMxpE8ALm4

Its from the Pink Panther.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)

Hahaha

*fucks up*

Edit: oh, it's all normal now!

*Investigates*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)

‮ put it in here v befire the text, and type after the semi colon

cr3 was messing with it earlier.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)

Hahaha

Ace film *get's with it*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)

Crikey...

It really works!

Also, it means words like "cunt" can get through filters

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

how the fuck did you do that?

it changed back this is much less exciting

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)

Do what

THIS

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)

specifically the whole backwards name and time etc.

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)

‮

b3ta.com/board/7550466

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)

Professor Cat

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)

Fucking furries get everywhere these days

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)

So do unconvincing doctors

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)

Shiiiit

board crossover

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)

That made me giggle like an escaped lunatic in a cannabis plantation.

With a lighter.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

Mummy?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

Let me introduce you... Ted, B3ta... B3ta, Ted!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)

Well either congrats are in order...

or you just found a foot on the way home from the pub.?

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)

'nings, ted!

aawwww, he has a cute foot!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)

Holy shit you gave birth to a foot!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)

^ this

can it walk?

Seriously: congrats!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)

Arg, how rude of me

Huzzahs are in order

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)

A shrinky foot disease is spreading?

aghhhh! to the hills!
no but really, congrats on the foot man

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)

Fantastic!

Congratulations to you and Sue!

Long labour? How much does he weigh?

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)

Thankyou! cesarean, 8lb 7oz.

Heres's the rest of him picking his nose

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)

His hand is going to commit a bank robbery, tights-concealing-identity style.

Actually, awww.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)

he has a cute face, too!

congrats to you both :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)

ted cesarean, yup, that has a certain ring to it.

and i still think rob is missing a trick on b3ta soft toys.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)

Well,

there's always this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)

aaaand

this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)

that just proves my point.

he's missing a lucrative merchandising opportunity.

*wonders just how many hitler icon romper suits might sell in a year

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

i'd buy one

he'd have to do them in adult sizes too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)

that'll increase sales to 5,434,345

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)

damn you!

i'd almost managed to forget how much i want an insanity prawn boy plushie!
i'll have to wait till my birthday, when i shall receive my "delicious eggs!" t-shirt...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)

the prawn's the best one innit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)

that's right!

i love him, he's a crazy little fecker!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

Rathergood is better for that

www2.printshop.co.uk/RatherGood/BabyWear.html

and www2.printshop.co.uk/RatherGood/Shop/Toys/Category.html

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)

Those Chinese children sure got busy

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)

Awwwwww

*gets all broody* :D

He's adorable!

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)

Aww I want to kiss those chubby cheeks

and those ickle chubby arms.
Congratulations!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)

aaaaaw bless! :)

congratulations to you both

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)

It appears to be a baby.

Well done. I'm sure the sex was a chore.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)

WHAT?!

You get a choice of noses these days?!

God. Kids today have it easy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)

awwww!

just, awww

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)

And, most importantly: how does it smell?

and can it be milked?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)

Congrats on your new foot!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)

Congratulations!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)

Ace stuff! :)

Woo to you guys, including the new addition

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)

congratulations.

best wishes to mum.

hope the other foot is doing well too.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)

THAT'S NO MOON!

congrats

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)

No, it's a son.

*dances out of spanging range*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)

Gnneh!

That was a terrible pun. Did you have to planet out?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)

No.

But I asteroid and write a lot to be that fast.

...Actually, that's shit. Pretend I made a good comeback pun.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)

I can see you're stressed out about that

We'll give you plenty of space

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)

Aether that or a cup of tea.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)

Make it yourself,

I'm admiring Phoebe (from friends)

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

Cor, I had to look that up

Top Pun!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)

Awhythankyou

I have to just flex the old pun muscles once in a while, keep them ready.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)

Ello Ted!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)

Took me far too long to notice there were two feet there

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)

Scareily enough

I added the cola bottles!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)

And made the feet move

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

?????????????????????

i'm not sure that's appropriate.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)

Appropriate?

This Is B3taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)

^This^

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)

'ello Miss Potty.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)

'ning Ghostie

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)

How are thangs in Groovetown?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)

Fair to partly cloudy with scattered wossnames

Wind south-easterly 74 knots.
.
.
.
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Showers dying out.
Good
/Braces Tower

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)

^ si senor

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)

Silly GSTQ

You can't defluff squishy babby toes no matter what you post!

Although he now has to buy all 11 of the other issues at the normal price of £11.99 to collect the entire baby!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

Christ, ghosty...

Just been born and you're already a stranger trying to offer him sweets.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)

It's best to get in there early

there are so many people waiting for their turn these days

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)

I know it's getting so hard to groom these days!

I've started grooming through ultrasound.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)

That mental image is so wrong

and yet so right

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)

Hahaha brilliant!

I'm already firing up photoshop to do an anim.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

Congrats matey

Have you notified Mars already?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)

This little b3tan went to market.
This little b3tan stayed home.
This little b3tan had roast beef.
This little b3tan had none.
This little b3tan cried
“Woo! Yay! Houpla!”
All the way home.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)

Haha

Forget sick jokes, we should do a book of nursery rhymes

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)

^this

And calendars. And possibly pencil cases.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)

I thought b3tards had other ways of keeping kids amused:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)

ah well

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)

It's a Stop AIDS compo

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)

glad you noticed :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)

ah, excellent

I've been looking for a massive condom ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)

haha

I'd prefer a massive condom sail.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)

TO CHINA!

evening GMOS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)

Bored... quick and dirty...

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)

Hahaha!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)

ha ha

this made me chortle
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

Oi!

www.b3ta.com/board/7550290

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)

listening to it as we type, mate

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)

Hehehe

best thing about it is that after that, The Berzerker started in Winamp ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)

I liked the end

it was great getting to use this
pown.alluc.org/?uid=779

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)

And how old is that Esso sign!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)

Seeing this reminded me of when I went to Bath.

There was a man holding a sign advertising for Plain Lazy, it said:
"Clothes for naked people."

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)

I once saw a sign, 50 yards after one which read "EMERGENCY PETROL 100 YARDS"

it read "EMERGENCY PUB 50 YARDS"

I was most impressed!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)

^this

we need more emergency pubs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)

there are a lot of naked people in bath

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)

Sorry minor TJ:

Anyone see 'The Man Who Lost His Head' on ITV1 last night?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)

I did.

₄

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)

Cheesy

But I liked it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)

I do like Martin Clunes

he's quite a good actor, and the stuff he does is always watchable. Might not be a must-see, but I'll definitely watch it.
₃

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)

And pretty much the same plot line for whatever he does:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)

Martin Clunes lives in the city

But now he has to go to the countryside!

With sexy results!

_{I've never watched anything of his}

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)

Yup that was the one

Except he ended up in NZ.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)

basically.

except his last one was new zealand countryside.

₂

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)

horrahhhh

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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)

Don't say his name!

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)

His name is Earl

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)

I thought it was scarecrow!

'ning all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)

'Ning!

You'll never guess who was hanging around here today!
He didn't leave me alone for hours!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)

The Might Quin?

No, no, Helen Keller?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)

No-one but our Burt!

That's right, he landed on my monitor, so I stabbed at him with the 'terrible cursor of door thought', but it didn't faze him, and he landed on my keyboard and licked the '6' key, and then he landed on my hand and walked around as I typed, and he wandered around my desk pretty much all day. From before lunch until very recently, and now he's vanished.
He seems to like my thighs.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)

HAHAHA

Hate to break it to you, flies don't lick, they puke:P

At least it means a cleaner keyboard though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)

I know they puke, but he didn't leave anything.

If he had, I'd have swatted him.

Actually I wouldn't have done, I'm too soft.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:31, archived)

Yeah he must have been dry wretching here too:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)

Hahaha

I like him, though.

He can be our special friend.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)

'ning sir

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)

'ning P Doggy.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)

B3ta News In Briefs

Owen Wilson committed suicide in Hulk Hogan's Son's car whilst driving Attorney General Gonzales
to the Bush ranch in Texas via Florida to hand in his resignation with a boot full of fighting dogs
from Atlanta Falcon's running back Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz sitting on top of Gilad Shalit's
rotting corpse (sans eyeglasses) whilst a loose orangutan surprises
zoo visitors by burning down Greece one field at a time.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)

i'm wearing boxers

amongst other things

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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)

I'm wearing a smile and wellies!

*maybe shouldn't say that with 25,000th coming up so soon*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)

Well, they had it coming...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)

but then Tony woke up and it was

ALL A DREAM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)

tis' good

i like it anyways

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)

Is that candlejack? It's pretty g

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)

i told you all

not to say candle jack! now h

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)

You idiots, candle jack isn't real. I can say it all I wan

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)

well, that certainly Gnurfed my Blargle

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)

oooh all modelly

Me & Mr. Cosby like that very much

pown.alluc.org/?uid=433

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)

pown.alluc.org/?uid=59

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)

Does it

wrestle ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)

huzzah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)

That's lovely.

Here's a friend for him.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:28, archived)

keeeetty!

pestering scream pebble.

EDIT I am in your Sweden nicking your pebbly Munches.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)

GIVE ME YOUR ROCKS

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)

nice!

WRT www.b3ta.com/board/7549112

I was playing poker with him last night. He's not online a lot these days.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)

Ah, thanks for that :)

That's a loss for this site, he's makes some great original pics and he's fun to have around.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)

I've had it with these muthafuckin' steaks that are a muthafuckin' plane!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)

rofl lol

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)

Magenta comic sans, seams, lens flare

AND a snakes on a plane joke?

*faints*

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)

don't forget about the 1337 skills bit

and buffy's body

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)

Oooh yes

I missed the roffling and the Buffy.

4/10 for me :(

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)

I'd give you more than 4

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)

But one is less than four

OH!

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)

ok, I'd give you one more than four times then.

Happy?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)

*blushes*

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)

*sniggers*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)

RACIST!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)

SCOT!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)

Damn Right.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7550203

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)

hahaha

pown.alluc.org/?uid=1123

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)

I would really, really, really love to have a clock

like this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)

I once had that playing for 3 and a half hours

Well, this one; pown.alluc.org/?uid=276

I WANT ONE THAT PLAYS THAT SONG!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)

I have them both on now, in different tabs and just out of sync

let's see how long before I start posting crazy shit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)

Same here

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)

three tabs now...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)

I'll stretch to four

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)

I'm recording the result as we speak

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)

I shall do the same

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)

12 tabs....

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)

I had 11

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)

starting to drool at the corners of my mouth now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)

I recorded it with loads

and slowly closed them.

Turns out they'd synched with each other under the pressure after closing a few!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)

it doesn't really down here

although i was getting something like white noise at about 40 of them, then the flash just stopped playing.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)

I got 30 and slowly closed them until at about 12 it made sense again

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/wav/46b541fd868d4899a81c3656aea12bdb_30.wav

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)

If you follow one of them, it's easier to hear it

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)

Hehehehe

b3ta.com/links/117239

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)

also

b3ta.com/links/Leek_Frenzy_2

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:23, archived)

Fine, I will top that.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)

Looking forward to it

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)

I WIN

b3ta.com/links/WINNAR

You better listen to the end.
Prepare to CRY

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)

alright, where can I host some mp3's?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)

cr3ation

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)

meh, I need a tripcode...

hold on..

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)

When I got mine,

cr3 had spelled my surname wrong.

I replied to him and he said 'MUA HA HA HA HA HA' and taunted me.

I confronted him on b3ta, and asked if it was him, and he said yes, so I laughed. Alot.

He's a character...

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)

Yeah, I made some icons for him once

and stuff, I think

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)

OH GOD HELP US

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)

variation on a theme

swgalaxies.datastart.hu/modules/Videos/files/vader-loituma.swf

or in its original glory.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)

That Vader one is truly awful

I love it! ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)

i have a hankering to do some of these now

*fires up flash and tries to remember how it works

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)

Very . . .

mf'n rare !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)

Rolflamao!!!!!!!1111oneoneone

in other news, i have just traded in my old xbox for a new elite with gears and bioshock :D

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)

what does that mean?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)

you lost me at elite

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)

Gears of war and bioshock

And because im in such a giving mood i am going to donate some cash to this lovley site

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)

Ah, "it's for a game"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)

xbawks

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)

ARGH!

*spotainusly asplodes*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)

For that terrible pun, you get this:

pown.alluc.org/?uid=982

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)

woo! you got a twofer!

me and my nephew both likee your steak plane.

hooray for flying meat!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)

"Well done"

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)

"Thank you"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)

Hahaha

it'a funny because it's a slab of muscle from the corpse of a brutally killed animal.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)

It died of a heart attack during sexy time

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)

A giraffe

click for bigger
...I'm bored

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:43, archived)

I rather like these animals you've been doing recently.

So have a click.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)

^very much this

They are aceness

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)

cheers!

both o' ya

:)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)

ning you!

*sexes*

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)

Giraffe!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)

You're so seven hours ago!

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)

ninja!

tsk tsk

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)

Just can't believe I've wasted so much of today

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)

so have I

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)

i feel cool

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)

hullo there

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)

....

*fears post*

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)

Is that shit still going on then?

'ning horrid

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)

lo Medi

I'm rather behind the times with these things.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)

no worries

where ya been? on holidays?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)

life has been mostly busy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)

meh!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)

I can almost hear him saying

"I'm going to eat your skin!"

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)

woo to that!

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)

I love giraffes

especially this one. Click!

(Goldbringer last attempted regicide on, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)

I really like that...you should get bored more often

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)

Cool!

I'd be interested to see the original too....

(Bob the Scutter, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)

lovely

have a woo! from me.

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)

"birdstrike"? bird-strike?! like the birds do it deliberately!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)

Pffft!

Quiet giggle there.

Have a click!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:43, archived)

Hey, it's Rod Stewart in First Class!

*fwooomsh*

Nice work Toastie!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)

NO SPINNING!

...oh, wait... the spinning is good here, carry on.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)

Hahaha

Ninja moves!

Woo Toasty

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)

A hint of Jolly Jack there chap ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)

I see no squirrels, spiders or scorpions?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)

Birdstrike you say.?

Borrowed it...

Left your tag on though ;-)
(Edit:- Woo and click of course.!)

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)

hahaha

both of these are great

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)

Birds are evil.

They are.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)

Taxi.!!!

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)

their fragileness and twitchy movement scares me a little

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)

Shifty I think is the word you're looking for.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)

Timing . . .

it's all in the timing . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)

incoming!

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octopus footwear raaa, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:34, archived)

HOORAY!

_{Also you're not naked which is a plus}

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)

RATATATATAT!

Take that, roadside scum!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)

Security !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)

Take that sign down!

Chavs and hoodies might read it and not break in

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)

They might give the pitbull bigger aids

In other news:

"Off the Ball - Stuart and Tam offer up the funny side of Scottish football. "

OHMGD What have I been missing on BBC Radio????

www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/genres/comedy/aod.shtml?scotland/offtheball_sat

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)

As long as they are ripped apart and devoured horrifically

the dog will have done it's job

Any AIDS it has acquired is inconsequential

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)

You mean . . . .

They can read ?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)

Emm.. I guess this is 50/50

but these are fairly good odds :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)

Yes

but only the words 'pitbull' and 'aids'.

(nice pic)

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)

Well if they know what an 'ASBO' is, they'll know what 'AIDS' is.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)

Good point

They completely ignore them

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)

That is so true.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)

hahahahahahaha

good one!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)

I'll get round to finishing the hair one day...

Clickage for biggage

(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)

Very nice!

The reason I "do" mainly asian ladies is that they've all got black hair. Makes life very easy :)

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)

The other reason is the trick with the ping pong balls

Isn't it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:22, archived)

Hahah. always

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)

I've still never seen that done yet

I'm going to take a holiday to thailand especially

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)

You can't fool us.

We know you're just going for the ladyboys =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)

I've never 'seen' seen it

But I have seen Priscilla Queen of the Desert

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)

caught me!

*guilts*

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)

*knows everything*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)

saved you an airfare....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)

How many footballs has she GOT in there?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)

I'm amazed she can even fit one!

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)

HA!

you'll be wanting the deathstar version!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)

I want a beachball version

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)

Bend over then

*lubes up beachball*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)

ha ha don't ask for it to be "blown up" *wafts*

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)

that's no moon!

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)

i still love this

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)

Haha

That's a good plan actually.

(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)

I captured this on my phone earlier:

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)

Don't let him escape!

He's lovely!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)

Hah! I love that

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)

HIS EARS ARE ON FUCKING FIRE

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)

Hmmm.

*Sings*

"Myearsarealight."

That's right.

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)

hehehe!

he strikes again.

just opened up the dogs.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)

Excellent!

*awaits*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)

wicked

cheeky little effer!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:34, archived)

No idea.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)

Heh

I love b3ta

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)

^ this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)

^^ this

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)

^ that

*clicks*

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)

^ and the other

*clicks*

1st thing I saw when i logged onto b3ta :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)

chevro.... Oh noes, it's been ruined :(

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:16, archived)

what the hell, dave?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:17, archived)

^ this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:17, archived)

^ This

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)

Use this before your text in the Message box &#8238

Strange isnt it?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:22, archived)

It certainly is

Why is that there and how did you discover it?

(

B3ta's resident code junky CR3 created it earlier today

for some reason

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)

also spacefish gave me it on msn years ago

or something similar

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)

‮ works on other sites too

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)

obviously it doesn't work as i can see you've typed it

hey i'm wrong

edit/ lulz

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)

CR3 MADE IT

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)

deniur lla s'ti tub norvehc a ekam ot gniyrt saw I

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)

Still what the hell, Dave?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)

What's wrong?

Ah, are you using internet explorer?

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)

What, apart from the sometimes backwards, sometimes forwards, sometimes both but not quite thing?

Nothing, nothing at all...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)

I'm using the backwards code

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:22, archived)

Ah, that explains it.

Or, ".ti snialpxe taht ,hA"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)

Indeed

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)

That it does

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)

I used to have the backwards box

but I lost it :(

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)

‮

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)

yeah those are just numbers and thingys

this means nothing to me

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)

Oooooooh

Viennnnnnna

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)

If you put ‮ into the message box, then when you post, everything after it will be reversed

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)

lol gay

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)

Ah, but your profile wins every time =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)

do you recognise it?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)

What, your profile?

I think I'd recognise your profile out of a group of other b3ta profiles...

but other than that, no... sorry.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)

n'm'

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:43, archived)

Why is your info backwards?

(

That's how I typed it

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)

Show her what happens when you use the code

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:43, archived)

this^

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FIEND, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)

^the other

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)

^Everything they said^

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)

'ning you!

*huggles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)

Ooh, a huggle!

*huggles*

I read your sig as 'is eating three guitars' for some reason...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:17, archived)

Heh, no. Selling.

Want to buy one?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)

I have not the skills to do anything with it

Besides, my house is overflowing with instruments I don't play already!

How's you?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)

I'm grand, ta.

Just chilling out, and have just found a CD of one of my old bands, which I thought I'd lost.

It's great, I'm really enjoying it \o/

/egomaniac

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:22, archived)

Heh - I hate listening to myself

I have videos of most things I've done, but I never watch them!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)

I've got a video of a rehearsal we did...

It's not too bad, but I chuckle at how camera-shy I am =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)

Not camera shy at all me!

Just hate seeing the results...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)

Squarewave music?

EDIT: As in TS-808?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)

Yes

I take fruitloops and abuse it horribly*

*make irritating yet catchy tunes containing bass, drums, and squarewaves.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)

Ooh, I bought fruitloops last week.

Haven't figured it out at all yet.

EDIT: I thought I could use it to make backing tracks which I could then play guitar over, but so far it just confuses the hell out of me.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)

It's quite simple once you get the hang of it

Although I don't really use it to anywhere near it's full potential.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)

I'm pretty sure I won't, either.

Mind if I gaz you if I get stuck?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)

Feel free

although I'm not sure how helpful I'll be able to be.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)

Minichevron

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:16, archived)

^that

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)

^thus

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)

And you need an idea because...?

Woo, this is ace =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)

I have no idea either

But I know what I likes, and this is it.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)

I clicked.

It wasn't an accident, like I've done before.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)

Ideas are overrated

random happenings are much better :)

Woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)

^This

is almost exactly what I was going to say.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)

Hahaha

Wooooooo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)

^ this

plus "ooo"

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)

Ha ha ha

He never stops. A fine thing Sir.

Woo

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Mod Edit, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)

arf!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)

I have been to Plymouth...

where I made a new friend.
His name is Humberto & he likes champaign
'nings

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:01, archived)

CHUNDERS!

*hugs*

...and Humberto seems lully :)
(expensive tastes though!)

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*counter-enhurgles*

How dos lully miss?
been too long :(

South-west residing octopuses are well known for their lavish lifestyle

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)

I dos GREAT :D

And it has indeed been, as you so aptly stated, too long

I may be doing another bash October, would I be able to entice you forth?

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Hmmmm....

and just what would you be performing this 'enticing' with?

ashally, October should be good - haven't been to a bash in a while

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:16, archived)

Um...

Sexy b3tans and nice whisk(e)ys

As well as a constant availability of many other types of sexiness and alcohol

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i like this a substanial amount

i shall click "i like this" to prove such a thing

woo and yay!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)

I WANT ONES!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)

Hehe

he should be making another appearance with his cousin in the not too distant future

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)

'nings you!

He's great. Are you bringing him to the next bash? I can't wait to meet him =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:04, archived)

Helloes sir

Afraid not, Humberto & his cousin live with a lovely lady friend of mine

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)

Bah.

Well bring her as well then!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)

rED-X

use the b3ta uploadery :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)

How was this done? strings and pulley system?

'ningles chap

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)

magic pixie dust as you well know!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)

Smoke and mirrors

I reckon.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)

Heh...

like this?

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*sings along*

lol film!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:17, archived)

Mmmmmmmm...

sausages.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)

ha haha hahahahahaha

top stuff

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)

...and I like him.

Humberto isn't nearly as popular a name as it should be.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)

Who doesn't like champers?

Good to see that no opportunity is too obscure to gather materials for posting. Gold star.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)

*wears with smugness*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)

What on earth!!

Cthulhu's a bit shorter than Lovecroft made out

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)

Silly Jahled...

Humberto not Cthulhu

He's from the Dread One's mother's side

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)

*Hangs head in shame*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:17, archived)

OCTO-MA-PUS!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)

He's very super

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in vino veritas, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)

Ha ha!

I love the movement of the guy in the ATARI T-Shirt!

I'm going to have to sry something like this

*Inspired*

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)

few days ago

(gbert, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:58, archived)

<img src="addressgoeshere">

would have been better there, really.

EDIT: Oh, wait, you did.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)

That man is a living god

Here be the b3ta Ray Mears siting up a tree club, in his appreciation

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:04, archived)

Have to say, I was impressed by my mate's satnav.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:46, archived)

Arf!

That's great, and well done
*click*

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hahaha

yay

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Mousing, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:48, archived)

Nice road bears!

Or are they highwaymen?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)

Thanks - I'm quite sure they're road bears

though they may be moonlighting as highwaymen.

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)

100 bears left in the road

:D
ARGH SNAKE!! - ARGH TWO SNAKES! ARGH TWO SNAKES!

edit : did anyone else see that motorbike race accident on the television earlier? bloke fell off "the mountain" at about 90mph... landed on his knee.... rolled and his leg kinda stayed where it was whilst he rolled twice... *shudders* i bet he'll be feeling that in the morning!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:52, archived)

I say!

A pair of bare bears!

EDIT: Where? Over there! Covered in hair. So technically not bare.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:52, archived)

Arf!

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)

pfft

very good!

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)

Haha

Not your typical hoodies!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)

Ouch.

*slap*

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)

Ow.

*slaps back*

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Odradek the Indecisive, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)

a veritable tapestry of toap

appologies if its bindun

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:32, archived)

Hahaha

It's been done to death with getty

Pop quiz you lot: if I submit my photos to iStockphoto for royalties, does that make me a total bastard?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:33, archived)

Not in my book.

*checks book*

Nope, nothing in there about you being a bastard.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)

Yay!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:39, archived)

Well it does in my book!

*checks book*

Oh, wait, no sorry. My mistake, you're fine.

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My book says:

Dog goes 'woof'
Cat goes 'Meow'

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)

Wow man

My mommy says it's not healthy to try and read too far ahead

Let me get to that advanced level in my own time

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*pulls your hair*

Ha ha ha ha ha you're stooooooopid

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)

It's obvious you fancy me

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Blast

How did you see through my school boy genius way of hiding this fact?
Don't Tell my Mrs please!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:52, archived)

It's alright, you can hardly be expected not too

I know you fancy my Mrs more though, and your Mrs even more than that.
Given that context I feel fairly secure that I'm far enough down the scale not to have to worry about surprise sexings too often

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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)

She said 'too often'

Our subtle plan of a three way is working.

_{our my}

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)

Haha

O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)

well

this aint getty. Put a sock in it ;)
PS of course you aint a bastardo if you want to sell your talent

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)

I sell my talent all the time

~~talent~~ arse

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)

~~sell~~ give away

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)

pfft!

maybe bindun, but not when I've been around to see it.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:39, archived)

Cock a doodle

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spawn, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:27, archived)

Incroyable!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:28, archived)

jeenyus.

(Count Fwapula tragically only has one bum, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:35, archived)

my first go.

(astraboy, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:26, archived)

pssst

You already posted this last Friday

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:28, archived)

Ah!

so i did :S sorry, I guess thats what you get for not sleeping in between the first and latest time you post.
astraboy.

(astraboy, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)

Haha, that's OK

This AIDS LOL compo is doing weird things to the board anyway

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:38, archived)

It's really not very difficult to count to two

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)

none

one

tone..
er

twuune

twuu

man :/

it's harder than it looks

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:44, archived)

Yeah man

*hands beer*
*slouches back onto chair*

Life's haaaaaard

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hmm, beer

:D

see, you don't need to count no beer

you just need to know there's "some left"

that's all the fancy countin' you need

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)

Gin and Tonic...

Hold the insect, please.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)

oooh

clever

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:18, archived)

nice :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:18, archived)

glees that's lully and refreshing!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:19, archived)

very nice!

I went to a butterfly farm in Stratford upon Avon a while back, scared the shit out of me it did. One or two of them is ok, but swarms of them flying at your head, suddenly not so pretty.

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^, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:21, archived)

I know what you mean.

I went to touch what I thought was a nice purple flowering bush, and about a thousand tiny flutterby's swarmed my face. Chilling .

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:23, archived)

lovely

jubbly

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)

Why is it that Gin

and tonics always look bluish?

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:30, archived)

Could be a reaction between the Juniper Berry,

and the ~~alkaline~~ quinine in the tonic water. Just a hunch.

Edited.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:32, archived)

This would make an awesome

chemistry project

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:34, archived)

Personally

I'd like a retest.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)

I'm volunteering

and doing it anyway *gulp* giggle...

(Haggisbreeder Was talking when he should have been listening on, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)

Just right . . . and . . .

one for the lady at the end of the piano . . . please.

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 18:31, archived)

Nicely!

*orders one*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)

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