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# Portugese police "missed vital evidence at McCann's apartment"
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
Marvelous! I bet they wish it had been him!

Mind you, I've not much faith they'd get him even if it had...
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
He'd still get off with just a caution.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)
# PORTUGESE GARDEN BIRDS R GAY
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)
# ahaha!!!!
that r gay
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Too subtle?


(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)
# RIS? I don't get it.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Hitler tache
of course..
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Not quite.
There's a hidden message. No more hints though.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# No hints?
Gah.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Is it one of those magic eye thingumies?
Tried staring vacantly at it but I still don't get it...
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Has
he been eating gay birds?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Aggggh
teh fear etc?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Yes, now that I see it
it IS too subtle
(was it a fart? he has that kind of look)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# is it the quo?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I see the word Mr.
on the forehead...
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FUCKING YES!!!!!!
*CLICK*

Woo! Fuck yeah!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# D-40-50-60
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Who dat?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Someone Royal i would say
Ning' all
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Paris Hilton?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Oh fucking hell, i think it is
, just the old face looking like camilla or something
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)
# hehehe...from last night
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# wowee!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha....from last night also...
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# that's
fucking scarey
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Have all three oiled and sent to my tent.
Need a couple failed botox runs/scars,
but other than than that spot on. WooYay!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Threadjack! (not worth it's own)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# This is one of them gay garden birds
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS !

(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Fuckshocks, shirly!?!?
Hahaha!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Who needs to 'shop (or code hack) the news?
It's daft enough as it is: Fuckwit 18 y.o. Leaves Name At Scene Of Crime



What you betting his fave mode of dress involves sports wear and hoodies?

OOOh, look, pics of him and his 'massiv' mate here:Daily Mail Take On Story
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# british garden birds R GAY!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Gay?


=D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# BRITISH GARDEN BIRDS R GAY
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)
# BRITISH GARDEN BIRDS R GAY
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# BRITISH GARDEN BIRDS R GAY
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# another daft one from Friday's /links
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)
#
STOP GRIEVING, IT'S ONLY A CHICKEN
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)
# IT'S A GAY BRITISH GARDEN CHICKEN
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)
# AND SO... IT BEGINS...
edit: eek it already has
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)
# After what the little shit did,
he deserves as much pisstake as he can get!



gave the world a bloody good catch phrase tho! LOL!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
You should compo it and confuse people! ;)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# hahaha
so gay

GAY
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# oh yeah
needs a good hoofing

(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)
# This is a shit bandwagon
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)
# all bandwagons suck
:)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Haha!
What a twat.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# hehe. the kingy of ingland can't speak inglish.
Gorsenone Parschebald Rubilence Expecticore.
your thoughts?
lamest phrase ever?
or can you come up with a lamer phrase?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)
# sounds like a Harry Potter spell
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Daddy or chips?

(not worthy of own thread but it won't let me reply to anything)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)
# Arf! ...still [/;-)
Editing and shit not making it past firewall/proxy?

edit: and you might not even be able to say so... hahaha.
Try turning javascript off and/or turning live-preview
to off in your b3ta prefs. YMMV HTH ETC
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)
# It's a bit
odd, I can reply with words but not pictures. I press post and it just doesn't appear.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)
# If the replies are identical
it won't let you use them more than once, so you can't spam the board with a repeated message.
I discovered this yesterday.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:51, archived)
# I'd eat it
with eyes, it's the green ones you need to be wary of.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Maddy or Chips ?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)
# ha ha!
This is a much better title.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Sorry
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)
# woooo
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:20, archived)
# BRITISH GARDEN CHIPS ARE GAY
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# We want you to play with us, Maddy....

For ever...
And ever...
And ever...
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)
# ^This I like
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Awwww... Thanx. Have another one...
Get a bloody move on...

...I can hear someone coming!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Potatos


suggested Mr Mcann should be buried deep
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Is postbear around? I think they're looking for him.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 7:50, archived)
# they're watching me...
's a little creepy, in a woo sort of way
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:19, archived)
# creepea.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Hehe
Silly
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:48, archived)
# make them blink!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)
# No eye socket, makes them look like they're flashing on and off.
Ran up on that problem with these, as
I wanted the one in the back to wink.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Crude, but effective enough.
Good go. I'll keep that in mind.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)
# not the flea market
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 7:48, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 7:51, archived)
#








(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 5:27, archived)
# That's making me convulse.
In a good way.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 5:36, archived)
# And then
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 5:50, archived)
# Wow.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 5:55, archived)
# hey on the superior design page
can I add a section where I review websites that may have negative effects on children?

my first review will be for meatspin.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:00, archived)
# I'll set up a 'site reviews' section - I don't think meatspin will accept one of our awards.
Just make sure you come across as a university professor or something with your review - we want to be taken seriously by casual onlookers.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:04, archived)
# 'Ning
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:09, archived)
# Hi!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:14, archived)
# Having a beer?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:15, archived)
# Paracetamol right now.
I only woke up an hour or so ago...
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:19, archived)
# Slacker!
There's mules to groin!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:21, archived)
# HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:48, archived)
# Sounds like you had fun.
Due to my weekends activities,
I still have not cracked a beer on this fine sunday afternoon.
And I cant remember whether I did or did not take my blood pressure tablet this morn.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:26, archived)
# Everyone should go see Halloween
it is quite fun.

But beware that obnoxious teenagers who talk loudly and have very important text messages to check every five seconds may feel the same way about the film.

I want to learn martial arts so I can stop being polite and very directly tell people to shut the fuck up or will break their skulls with a mighty concusive blast of my shoalin fist.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:04, archived)
# Here you go!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:20, archived)
# awesome.
I'll get to work on a few reviews this week.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:39, archived)
# I like Preston
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:40, archived)
# Thankyou.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:46, archived)
# hahahah
that site is awesome.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)
# can you make sure the award..
is a starburst done in Zapf Chancery all Caps. I think that would complement the sites beautifully
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)
# That's the basic idea of the site, yes.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I approve of this image
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:15, archived)
# Moo?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)
#
That's what I was aiming at. missed.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:40, archived)
# [/;-D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)
# I open b3ta at this time on a Sunday morning with a stinking headache
to see this?

yay!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:59, archived)
# that is tip top!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 7:16, archived)
# They could be in for a shock
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 4:44, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 4:49, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:02, archived)
# Pfftery, mass pfftery.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 7:18, archived)
# *clicks*
That is most woosome.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Truly
Wonderful

*clicky*
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)
# ha ha!
you are a bad person!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# love
it
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)
# fucking awesome.
*major office lol*
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a while since the last post,
so have another icon.
The Glock 17 pistol.....

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EDIT: And another one.
Devils Horns......


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EDIT 2: Annnd,
A Spanging Shovel.....


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EDIT 3: One more,
Hand Grenade.....


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.


(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 4:32, archived)
# That's quite clearly a glock 21
you big liar
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 4:35, archived)
# No it is a 9mm
Not the 10
;)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 4:38, archived)
# Some people just can't admit they've been caught in a lie
Calling glock 21s glock 17s... next thing you know it'll be an M50.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 4:40, archived)
# No,
It is quite clearly a Land Kreuzer!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 4:50, archived)
# *Stands corrected*
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 5:13, archived)
# Had second thoughts about posting this... But I guess if it's not funny enough I can pretend it never happened.
Job Prospects:

Only just scraped in under 50kb. If it's bothering anyone lemme know and I'll optimize it a bit
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:24, archived)
# These ought to be tiny.
Save them as .gifs instead of jpegs, if you can.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Hm.
I'll make the next one a gif and see if it helps. Thanks for the advice.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:28, archived)
# It'll be better quality too
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:32, archived)
# And no one thought to tell me this
When I posted the FIRST one? :P

Thanks anyway, I'll definitely be GIFing from now on if that's the case.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:37, archived)
# With simple colours like the ones you find in paint,
you can save as a gif.

This isn't the case with more complicated images, like photographs.

See here: www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:38, archived)
# I still always hesitate to open that site because the name
is so much like lemonparty
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 4:38, archived)
# it is exactly like lemonparty
;)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 4:45, archived)
# size nazism is good
sometimes...

why gif?
why not png which is even smaller in this case?
why bother to gain a few kB?

it's not about size, it's about losing image details

biatches
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:16, archived)
# if you've made something in paint
which doesn't have anything copypasted from an external source, you won't lose any details saving it as a gif, cos it uses the 16 default palette colours for optimisation. you would lose more details saving it as a jpeg

the size difference between png and gif would be negligable.

it's always good to have smaller image sizes to save on bandwidth because: a) some people have slow connections (people do still use dial-up) and b) some people have limited bandwidth, and even though it's only a few kB, if everyone was making big images, and with a few reloads of the page it all adds up.

and what it is about, it the joke anyway, not the image details.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 7:34, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:26, archived)
# *schleimes*
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:50, archived)
# da ba dee
da ba di.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:27, archived)
# beats fucking
brandow
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Nothing beats brandow
/fact
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:33, archived)
# everything
beats bandwagons. (except flap)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Flap is gay
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:44, archived)
# in a good way
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:53, archived)
# But flap invented AIDS!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 3:02, archived)
# the good AIDS
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 3:04, archived)
# He only had sex with a girl monkey?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 3:06, archived)
# I hate brandow
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
# I love that song
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Nothing to do with you
but holy fuck i suddenly feel like i've wasted my life up to this point and I've done very little of worth.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:30, archived)
# why's that?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:32, archived)
# I also just had that feeling.
It must be a virus.

PS- FAIL!

:)

PPPPPS- I think Captain Beefheart also feels that way. So we're in good company. Or as we used to say vompany. That's when your guests barf. OK, I'll go away now.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:32, archived)
# well, i just had a kebab and I'm considering putting a dvd on and going to sleep without brushing my teeth
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:52, archived)
# Sacrilege
I'm about to have Wheaties. The choice of heroin addicts. :)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:57, archived)
# DVD time
g'night b3ta, I'm not brushing my teeth.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)
# you grotty bugger
enjoy the dvd
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 3:28, archived)
# I hated it when that happened to me.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:33, archived)
# I get it all the time,
I never do anything about it, though.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:35, archived)
# you're fifteen
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:36, archived)
# Fifteen-year-olds shouldn't do anything, ever,
or have any concerns. Apparently.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:41, archived)
# Well I don't think 15 year olds should be worrying about having wasted their life or done anything of worth, at least :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:44, archived)
# How about 30 year olds?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Sure, why not.
Get worrying. Now.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:47, archived)
# Is that because of the relative proximity of death?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Hell yeah. Death's practically looming over you if you're 30 years old.
Better get cracking with that list of things to do before you die.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Put down "reach 35" at the top of the list
I did.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Impending death sucks.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Shouldn't you be swimming with dolphins by now?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:52, archived)
# But I hate dolphins!
Who made these rules?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:54, archived)
# middle-aged dolphins
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:55, archived)
# You brought us some joy.
I for one think worth is a bit overrated. Domesticated dogs care about worth.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:36, archived)
# Can I see that animation with the man fucking the apple again?
Edit: no? *sulks*
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Nice!
Welcome noob :)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:32, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent. but, what Pedantichrist said.

Furthermore, your characters have potential to make you de best n00b in recent months.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:46, archived)
# arf
this is good!

welcome to b3ta!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 7:17, archived)
# What do you see except the dinosaur?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Dinosaur?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Except
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Early Pink Floyd light show?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Nah, 1994 light show FTW
Broke the fucking world record!

Most powerful stage lights EVER was Pulse.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Aye
but I'm going for Early because it looks like an oil projection ;)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:08, archived)
# I'm not too keen on much early stuff,
but I still miss Syd.

And Bowie doing Arnold Layne tonight was great.

AND THEY DID FAT OLD SUN!!!

I was singing along to it. And SoYcD!!! And obviously WYWH. They did a selection from Did's solo album too. This Heaven being my favourite.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:11, archived)
# How can you not like Piper at the gates of dawn?!
Actually everything else is top! And Syd's solo albums were frigging ace to boot. Though I'm a fan of all Floyd phases so I tend to avoid the "which era of Floyd do you prefer?" arguments.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:17, archived)
# I DEFINATELY prefer later (Gilmour) Floyd.
But it really depends on the album. I love PATDOG, but not SOS, I love Animals, but not most of The Wall, I don't like More or Ummagumma, but I love Atom Heart Mother, Meddle and OBC.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:20, archived)
# DEFINITELY
you should attend English classes.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 3:00, archived)
#
english
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 3:01, archived)
# precisely
*donates pubes*
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 3:04, archived)
# ...and this one time, at band camp...
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Did you see this?
www.b3ta.com/board/7593503

mofaha seems pretty angry about this. Don't fight, guys :(
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:06, archived)
# I feel bad,
but he can't stop people who love Brandow from having fun, really...
We can't keep everyone happy all at the same time.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:09, archived)
# I wonder if he likes flap?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:10, archived)
# I very much doubt it.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:14, archived)
# He's got it dead right.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:13, archived)
# ^ this
times a fucking million.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:16, archived)
# ouch. i just looked down.
4/5th of the stuff is brandow related. :(
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Whats it doing?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Your mum.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)
# touche.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:06, archived)
# No hard feelings mate
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:07, archived)
# thats what his mum said
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:09, archived)
# BAM
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Haha that's funny because you have a 3 1/2" floppy dick
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:13, archived)
# colours and
colours and
colours and
colours.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)
# magenta cock
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:06, archived)
# BRANDOW!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Time-travelling Dalek
About to wipe out dinosaurs and allow the age of mammals.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:17, archived)
# I see dead people.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:23, archived)
# I see a little magenta man standing to the right of him.
Yay
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Icon Challenge entry.........
BRANDOW!


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You know you want one;)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)
# I really do!
must get card thingy...
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Tell you what....
If it makes it, I will buy you one.
(Better vote for it;)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:58, archived)
# :D
I did
I'm going to keep that link and keep posting it so everyone votes for it now :)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:59, archived)
# I voted, but you already bought me one.
I'll have to buy another. *finds money*
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# I didn't notice you had one :O
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Yeah, Sir Pigeon Nipples bought me one
He's lully :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:10, archived)
# You kids are getting expensive nowdays!
The last teenage boy I had managed to lure and chained in my basement only cost me a bag of lollies and a can of coke!

/45y.o. trucker named Dave
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)
# I SEE HIM!
in your profile :O
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:16, archived)
# But you're called Tom...
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:16, archived)
# actually the name is Matt
Tom is the name of my first pet
Hazelgrove is the first street I lived in.

I use it on most internet accounts.
That way when someone emails "Tom Hazelgrove" I know that they dont know me ;)

Helps me to filter out spam
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Ah, clever!
I know that now :)

I still think 'Gerry Atrick' is better.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:20, archived)
# At the newly opened Michael "King" Brandow site
we (I) have opened a submissions page.
gaz myself, Shuya Nanahara or Cockweasle and we will get them hosted and credited to you, at
www.freewebs.com/the-world-of-brandow/submissions.htm

Currently empty.

Edit: and a picture:
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:53, archived)
# here's one for ya then
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:54, archived)
# This is the most ace thing sine aceness was invented!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Nihongo Brandow desu!

blatant RP but who cares....
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:00, archived)
# is this you?
www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Applemilk1988

If so, can i see more plz lol
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 3:10, archived)
# yaay
www.b3ta.com/board/7593522
; )

'edit' wow, you work fast! cheers for that!!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:55, archived)
#
I'm hoping that your ill judged email to an American lawyer
highlighting the way his image has been used here doesn't
cause Rob any problems. It's not as if American society is
known as highly litigious.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:59, archived)
# I used fake details :)
He thinks my name is Gerry Atrick.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Did you also give a fake website name?
And give Rob an alias too?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:02, archived)
# So you didn't mention b3ta.com then?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:04, archived)
# FUCK NO
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)
# oh dear.
edit: So by linking to your b3ta profiles on your Brandow page, you're making sure not to mention b3ta? Good going, shitheels.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Quite.
I know our young friend doesn't like his age to be mentioned
but it's things like this that show the difference between those
who have experience of the adult world and those who don't.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:10, archived)
# I'm all in favour of learning by doing :)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:11, archived)
# oooh I'm getting my popcorn and snacks ready for this one

(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)
# I copied and pasted the words EXACTLY from Shuya's suggestion.
Those aren't my words.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:13, archived)
# haha
I love it.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Then you are easily led, my friend.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:14, archived)
# I just thought it'd be a laugh.
There's pretty much no way he can trace it to me.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Like I said
Oh dear.

Once on the internet, links can be made all over the place if someone wants to investigate hard enough, my friend. :)

edit: You also have a lot of faith in complete strangers not sending an email to him saying that you sent the original :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:16, archived)
# hahaha
do it! :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:20, archived)
# :D [email protected] isn't it? :D
nah - I might be a cunt but I'm not an übercunt. Besides, I'm over 30 and too old for "look - it was him, Sir" games. Anyone else wanna offer? :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:21, archived)
# I'd rather not have it tracing back to b3ta, now that I think about it.
Although it could lead to rob posting funny "from the inbox..." posts again.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Nah, best to keep b3ta off the radar
I'm surprised they've managed to stay under the Maddy radar so far :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Yeah, the only email rob posted about someone not liking the Maddie stuff
was an email from a b3tan

Where are you, fanatic maddie supporters? :(
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Guilty as charged.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:30, archived)
# pick up your game, you :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Naaaahhhh!
:P
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:29, archived)
# he totally could
he'd get hackers simultaneously hacking all IPs and rerouting the gaslines to nuke your house. Awesome.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:17, archived)
# you really don't have a clue

lawyers are really nice people who are known for their great sense of humour
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:17, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:18, archived)
# was an email actually sent?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:07, archived)
# It should be fine, tbh
It's not a copyrighted image (other than default copyright common to US and UK). There is no harm done as long as the face is kept out of context and the law firm in question is not mentioned. I wouldn't worry.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)
# + There's no profit involved.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:06, archived)
# You say that
but you know what them yanks is like.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:08, archived)
# All mouth and chequebook.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:14, archived)
# yes but suing someone is very different
from successfully suing someone. He can do the former, but not the latter, imo.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:34, archived)
# hahaha you dumbass!!
I can see this ending very very messily.


this is what's know as 'defamation of character'
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:06, archived)
# too right
his character is completely deformed :D
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
You're getting sued!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Holy shit nooo D:
I meant NOW his character is completely deformed! After all the shoppery! That's what I meant! Really! Oh god don't sue me :(
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I'd rather make a spelling mistake than have a lawyer tear me a new arsehole!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:12, archived)
# To be honest I doubt he'd give a shit about it happening on a shoppery website to the extent of legal fightery
but a whole website dedicated to his face that isn't a forum or a blog, even if it's just a freewebs, might tip him over the edge. But then all that'd happen is he'd get Freewebs to take the site down.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Yay
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:24, archived)
# A work-in-progress vector for your pleasure.

edit: should work now
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:49, archived)
# s'got errors init.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:51, archived)
# I canny see!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:53, archived)
#
nooooooo
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:00, archived)
# it's there now
well worth the wait! =D

'edit' bloody 'ell, after a second look I realise this has an insane amount of detail! Very woo!!!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:03, archived)
# cheers man
;)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:35, archived)
# aah i see what you did there
a vector redex, very clever
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Smexy!
W000
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:57, archived)
# *gives you woo in-progress*
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Lovely!
Shiny and modern, in a retro way.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)
# ZUUL!
*checks for approaching marshmellow men*
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:43, archived)
# very
IMPRESSIVE!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:25, archived)
# That is fantastique!
Now add King Kong.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)
# small moon
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)
# that's no moon
etc

but it is rather woo!

(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Shiiineeey
woo
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:51, archived)
# penguins gotta' rock!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Ning mate!


Working today?
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:27, archived)
# fuckin ning alright
howyergoinninomateoiright?
(not till 10 tonite)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)
# yeahmoit
Iisoroit!

Spewin' bout the work moit!

You'll miss the Sunday Aus b3tan beers!
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)
# 'Ning? Noon?
It's fucking 2 in the morning you nipples!

(but I love you really)
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:56, archived)
# I find this offensive.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Thats nice dear.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Yay for Penguins!


Nicely done

[ed]
b3ta.com/board/7586444
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)
# With the guitar positioned the way it is, that picture is crying out for a CDC.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:54, archived)
# *hangs head*
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:17, archived)

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