Hahahahaha!!
Marvelous! I bet they wish it had been him!
Mind you, I've not much faith they'd get him even if it had...
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 11:29,
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Mind you, I've not much faith they'd get him even if it had...
Is it one of those magic eye thingumies?
Tried staring vacantly at it but I still don't get it...
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:11,
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Yes, now that I see it
it IS too subtle
(was it a fart? he has that kind of look)
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 12:04,
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(was it a fart? he has that kind of look)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FUCKING YES!!!!!!
*CLICK*
Woo! Fuck yeah!
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 13:07,
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*CLICK*
Woo! Fuck yeah!
Oh fucking hell, i think it is
, just the old face looking like camilla or something
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:37,
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Have all three oiled and sent to my tent.
Need a couple failed botox runs/scars,
but other than than that spot on. WooYay!
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:37,
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but other than than that spot on. WooYay!
Who needs to 'shop (or code hack) the news?
It's daft enough as it is: Fuckwit 18 y.o. Leaves Name At Scene Of Crime
What you betting his fave mode of dress involves sports wear and hoodies?
OOOh, look, pics of him and his 'massiv' mate here:Daily Mail Take On Story
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:31,
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What you betting his fave mode of dress involves sports wear and hoodies?
OOOh, look, pics of him and his 'massiv' mate here:Daily Mail Take On Story
After what the little shit did,
he deserves as much pisstake as he can get!
gave the world a bloody good catch phrase tho! LOL!
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:09,
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gave the world a bloody good catch phrase tho! LOL!
hehe. the kingy of ingland can't speak inglish.
Gorsenone Parschebald Rubilence Expecticore.
your thoughts?
lamest phrase ever?
or can you come up with a lamer phrase?
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:47,
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your thoughts?
lamest phrase ever?
or can you come up with a lamer phrase?
Arf! ...still [/;-)
Editing and shit not making it past firewall/proxy?
edit: and you might not even be able to say so... hahaha.
Try turning javascript off and/or turning live-preview
to off in your b3ta prefs. YMMV HTH ETC
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:51,
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edit: and you might not even be able to say so... hahaha.
Try turning javascript off and/or turning live-preview
to off in your b3ta prefs. YMMV HTH ETC
It's a bit
odd, I can reply with words but not pictures. I press post and it just doesn't appear.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:58,
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If the replies are identical
it won't let you use them more than once, so you can't spam the board with a repeated message.
I discovered this yesterday.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:23,
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I discovered this yesterday.
I'd eat it
with eyes, it's the green ones you need to be wary of.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:59,
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No eye socket, makes them look like they're flashing on and off.
Ran up on that problem with these, as
I wanted the one in the back to wink.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 8:49,
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I wanted the one in the back to wink.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 7:51,
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hey on the superior design page
can I add a section where I review websites that may have negative effects on children?
my first review will be for meatspin.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:00,
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my first review will be for meatspin.
I'll set up a 'site reviews' section - I don't think meatspin will accept one of our awards.
Just make sure you come across as a university professor or something with your review - we want to be taken seriously by casual onlookers.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:04,
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Sounds like you had fun.
Due to my weekends activities,
I still have not cracked a beer on this fine sunday afternoon.
And I cant remember whether I did or did not take my blood pressure tablet this morn.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:26,
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I still have not cracked a beer on this fine sunday afternoon.
And I cant remember whether I did or did not take my blood pressure tablet this morn.
Everyone should go see Halloween
it is quite fun.
But beware that obnoxious teenagers who talk loudly and have very important text messages to check every five seconds may feel the same way about the film.
I want to learn martial arts so I can stop being polite and very directly tell people to shut the fuck up or will break their skulls with a mighty concusive blast of my shoalin fist.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:04,
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But beware that obnoxious teenagers who talk loudly and have very important text messages to check every five seconds may feel the same way about the film.
I want to learn martial arts so I can stop being polite and very directly tell people to shut the fuck up or will break their skulls with a mighty concusive blast of my shoalin fist.
can you make sure the award..
is a starburst done in Zapf Chancery all Caps. I think that would complement the sites beautifully
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 9:38,
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I open b3ta at this time on a Sunday morning with a stinking headache
to see this?
yay!
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:59,
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yay!
Some people just can't admit they've been caught in a lie
Calling glock 21s glock 17s... next thing you know it'll be an M50.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 4:40,
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Had second thoughts about posting this... But I guess if it's not funny enough I can pretend it never happened.
Job Prospects:
Only just scraped in under 50kb. If it's bothering anyone lemme know and I'll optimize it a bit
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:24,
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Only just scraped in under 50kb. If it's bothering anyone lemme know and I'll optimize it a bit
These ought to be tiny.
Save them as .gifs instead of jpegs, if you can.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:26,
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Hm.
I'll make the next one a gif and see if it helps. Thanks for the advice.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:28,
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And no one thought to tell me this
When I posted the FIRST one? :P
Thanks anyway, I'll definitely be GIFing from now on if that's the case.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:37,
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Thanks anyway, I'll definitely be GIFing from now on if that's the case.
With simple colours like the ones you find in paint,
you can save as a gif.
This isn't the case with more complicated images, like photographs.
See here: www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:38,
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This isn't the case with more complicated images, like photographs.
See here: www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
I still always hesitate to open that site because the name
is so much like lemonparty
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 4:38,
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size nazism is good
sometimes...
why gif?
why not png which is even smaller in this case?
why bother to gain a few kB?
it's not about size, it's about losing image details
biatches
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 6:16,
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why gif?
why not png which is even smaller in this case?
why bother to gain a few kB?
it's not about size, it's about losing image details
biatches
if you've made something in paint
which doesn't have anything copypasted from an external source, you won't lose any details saving it as a gif, cos it uses the 16 default palette colours for optimisation. you would lose more details saving it as a jpeg
the size difference between png and gif would be negligable.
it's always good to have smaller image sizes to save on bandwidth because: a) some people have slow connections (people do still use dial-up) and b) some people have limited bandwidth, and even though it's only a few kB, if everyone was making big images, and with a few reloads of the page it all adds up.
and what it is about, it the joke anyway, not the image details.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 7:34,
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the size difference between png and gif would be negligable.
it's always good to have smaller image sizes to save on bandwidth because: a) some people have slow connections (people do still use dial-up) and b) some people have limited bandwidth, and even though it's only a few kB, if everyone was making big images, and with a few reloads of the page it all adds up.
and what it is about, it the joke anyway, not the image details.
Nothing to do with you
but holy fuck i suddenly feel like i've wasted my life up to this point and I've done very little of worth.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:30,
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I also just had that feeling.
It must be a virus.
PS- FAIL!
:)
PPPPPS- I think Captain Beefheart also feels that way. So we're in good company. Or as we used to say vompany. That's when your guests barf. OK, I'll go away now.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:32,
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PS- FAIL!
:)
PPPPPS- I think Captain Beefheart also feels that way. So we're in good company. Or as we used to say vompany. That's when your guests barf. OK, I'll go away now.
well, i just had a kebab and I'm considering putting a dvd on and going to sleep without brushing my teeth
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:52,
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Sacrilege
I'm about to have Wheaties. The choice of heroin addicts. :)
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:57,
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Fifteen-year-olds shouldn't do anything, ever,
or have any concerns. Apparently.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:41,
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Well I don't think 15 year olds should be worrying about having wasted their life or done anything of worth, at least :D
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:44,
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Hell yeah. Death's practically looming over you if you're 30 years old.
Better get cracking with that list of things to do before you die.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:50,
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You brought us some joy.
I for one think worth is a bit overrated. Domesticated dogs care about worth.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:36,
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Can I see that animation with the man fucking the apple again?
Edit: no? *sulks*
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:40,
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hahahaha
excellent. but, what Pedantichrist said.
Furthermore, your characters have potential to make you de best n00b in recent months.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:46,
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Furthermore, your characters have potential to make you de best n00b in recent months.
Nah, 1994 light show FTW
Broke the fucking world record!
Most powerful stage lights EVER was Pulse.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:06,
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Most powerful stage lights EVER was Pulse.
Aye
but I'm going for Early because it looks like an oil projection ;)
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:08,
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I'm not too keen on much early stuff,
but I still miss Syd.
And Bowie doing Arnold Layne tonight was great.
AND THEY DID FAT OLD SUN!!!
I was singing along to it. And SoYcD!!! And obviously WYWH. They did a selection from Did's solo album too. This Heaven being my favourite.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:11,
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And Bowie doing Arnold Layne tonight was great.
AND THEY DID FAT OLD SUN!!!
I was singing along to it. And SoYcD!!! And obviously WYWH. They did a selection from Did's solo album too. This Heaven being my favourite.
How can you not like Piper at the gates of dawn?!
Actually everything else is top! And Syd's solo albums were frigging ace to boot. Though I'm a fan of all Floyd phases so I tend to avoid the "which era of Floyd do you prefer?" arguments.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:17,
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I DEFINATELY prefer later (Gilmour) Floyd.
But it really depends on the album. I love PATDOG, but not SOS, I love Animals, but not most of The Wall, I don't like More or Ummagumma, but I love Atom Heart Mother, Meddle and OBC.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:20,
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Did you see this?
www.b3ta.com/board/7593503
mofaha seems pretty angry about this. Don't fight, guys :(
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:06,
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mofaha seems pretty angry about this. Don't fight, guys :(
I feel bad,
but he can't stop people who love Brandow from having fun, really...
We can't keep everyone happy all at the same time.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:09,
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We can't keep everyone happy all at the same time.
ouch. i just looked down.
4/5th of the stuff is brandow related. :(
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:23,
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Time-travelling Dalek
About to wipe out dinosaurs and allow the age of mammals.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:17,
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Tell you what....
If it makes it, I will buy you one.
(Better vote for it;)
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:58,
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(Better vote for it;)
:D
I did
I'm going to keep that link and keep posting it so everyone votes for it now :)
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:59,
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I'm going to keep that link and keep posting it so everyone votes for it now :)
I voted, but you already bought me one.
I'll have to buy another. *finds money*
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:01,
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You kids are getting expensive nowdays!
The last teenage boy I had managed to lure and chained in my basement only cost me a bag of lollies and a can of coke!
/45y.o. trucker named Dave
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:15,
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/45y.o. trucker named Dave
actually the name is Matt
Tom is the name of my first pet
Hazelgrove is the first street I lived in.
I use it on most internet accounts.
That way when someone emails "Tom Hazelgrove" I know that they dont know me ;)
Helps me to filter out spam
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:19,
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Hazelgrove is the first street I lived in.
I use it on most internet accounts.
That way when someone emails "Tom Hazelgrove" I know that they dont know me ;)
Helps me to filter out spam
Ah, clever!
I know that now :)
I still think 'Gerry Atrick' is better.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:20,
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I still think 'Gerry Atrick' is better.
At the newly opened Michael "King" Brandow site
we (I) have opened a submissions page.
gaz myself, Shuya Nanahara or Cockweasle and we will get them hosted and credited to you, at
www.freewebs.com/the-world-of-brandow/submissions.htm
Currently empty.
Edit: and a picture:
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:53,
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gaz myself, Shuya Nanahara or Cockweasle and we will get them hosted and credited to you, at
www.freewebs.com/the-world-of-brandow/submissions.htm
Currently empty.
Edit: and a picture:
is this you?
www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Applemilk1988
If so, can i see more plz lol
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 3:10,
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If so, can i see more plz lol
yaay
www.b3ta.com/board/7593522
; )
'edit' wow, you work fast! cheers for that!!
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:55,
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; )
'edit' wow, you work fast! cheers for that!!
I'm hoping that your ill judged email to an American lawyer
highlighting the way his image has been used here doesn't
cause Rob any problems. It's not as if American society is
known as highly litigious.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:59,
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highlighting the way his image has been used here doesn't
cause Rob any problems. It's not as if American society is
known as highly litigious.
Did you also give a fake website name?
And give Rob an alias too?
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:02,
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oh dear.
edit: So by linking to your b3ta profiles on your Brandow page, you're making sure not to mention b3ta? Good going, shitheels.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:07,
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Quite.
I know our young friend doesn't like his age to be mentioned
but it's things like this that show the difference between those
who have experience of the adult world and those who don't.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:10,
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but it's things like this that show the difference between those
who have experience of the adult world and those who don't.
I copied and pasted the words EXACTLY from Shuya's suggestion.
Those aren't my words.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:13,
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I just thought it'd be a laugh.
There's pretty much no way he can trace it to me.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:15,
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Like I said
Oh dear.
Once on the internet, links can be made all over the place if someone wants to investigate hard enough, my friend. :)
edit: You also have a lot of faith in complete strangers not sending an email to him saying that you sent the original :D
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:16,
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Once on the internet, links can be made all over the place if someone wants to investigate hard enough, my friend. :)
edit: You also have a lot of faith in complete strangers not sending an email to him saying that you sent the original :D
:D [email protected] isn't it? :D
nah - I might be a cunt but I'm not an übercunt. Besides, I'm over 30 and too old for "look - it was him, Sir" games. Anyone else wanna offer? :D
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:21,
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I'd rather not have it tracing back to b3ta, now that I think about it.
Although it could lead to rob posting funny "from the inbox..." posts again.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:22,
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Nah, best to keep b3ta off the radar
I'm surprised they've managed to stay under the Maddy radar so far :D
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:23,
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Yeah, the only email rob posted about someone not liking the Maddie stuff
was an email from a b3tan
Where are you, fanatic maddie supporters? :(
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:25,
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Where are you, fanatic maddie supporters? :(
he totally could
he'd get hackers simultaneously hacking all IPs and rerouting the gaslines to nuke your house. Awesome.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:17,
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you really don't have a clue
lawyers are really nice people who are known for their great sense of humour
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:17,
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lawyers are really nice people who are known for their great sense of humour
It should be fine, tbh
It's not a copyrighted image (other than default copyright common to US and UK). There is no harm done as long as the face is kept out of context and the law firm in question is not mentioned. I wouldn't worry.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:05,
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yes but suing someone is very different
from successfully suing someone. He can do the former, but not the latter, imo.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:34,
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hahaha you dumbass!!
I can see this ending very very messily.
this is what's know as 'defamation of character'
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:06,
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this is what's know as 'defamation of character'
Holy shit nooo D:
I meant NOW his character is completely deformed! After all the shoppery! That's what I meant! Really! Oh god don't sue me :(
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:11,
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I'd rather make a spelling mistake than have a lawyer tear me a new arsehole!
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:12,
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To be honest I doubt he'd give a shit about it happening on a shoppery website to the extent of legal fightery
but a whole website dedicated to his face that isn't a forum or a blog, even if it's just a freewebs, might tip him over the edge. But then all that'd happen is he'd get Freewebs to take the site down.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:14,
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A work-in-progress vector for your pleasure.
edit: should work now
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:49,
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edit: should work now
it's there now
well worth the wait! =D
'edit' bloody 'ell, after a second look I realise this has an insane amount of detail! Very woo!!!
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 2:03,
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'edit' bloody 'ell, after a second look I realise this has an insane amount of detail! Very woo!!!
fuckin ning alright
howyergoinninomateoiright?
(not till 10 tonite)
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:29,
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(not till 10 tonite)
yeahmoit
Iisoroit!
Spewin' bout the work moit!
You'll miss the Sunday Aus b3tan beers!
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:32,
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Spewin' bout the work moit!
You'll miss the Sunday Aus b3tan beers!
'Ning? Noon?
It's fucking 2 in the morning you nipples!
(but I love you really)
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:56,
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(but I love you really)
With the guitar positioned the way it is, that picture is crying out for a CDC.
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Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:54,
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