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yyyyyyyyyy

(PanSowa, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)

cornprincelol!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

Rhombic CDC???

Wiki Rhombic Drive and check out what appears to be a steam-punk CDC.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhombic_drive

Well I never!!!

(71 hour Ahmed wasn't working at, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

cool!!!

looks like some sort of death ray!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

Haha!

It's even a Rhombic Drive b3ta Stirling engine!!

/shopped pics only etc etc

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

*spluffs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)

oh dear, this is as old as the hills man!

in fact i think it may even have been newslettered. and i'm near certain that it's been animated.

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Just Flange, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)

'noon

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

*giggles*

Simple yet effective :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

:) Thats funny, thats what people say about me!

The simple bit mainly.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

Are you saying you're not effective?

I can't believe that, sir.

*gives stern look*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

*Guffaws*

(like in the Beano)

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

*chortle*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)

nicely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

teh heheheeheh

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)

Page 7.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

End?

Where is the moral?

anti rude edit: I like it a lot!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

Hmmmmm. Morals?

Interesting concept - what are those again?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

Delicious mushrooms

No cartoon is complete without at least 3 sorts of edible mushrooms in it.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

Pffiferlingen, Crimini and Shitake.

Those would be my choices.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

none, because they all taste of crap, i'll have MEAT instead, would be mine..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

once more, this time in English possibly?

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)

nie mowie angielski

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

You are my plumber!

AICMFP

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

hahaha!!!

and you are an english professor!
AICMFP!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)

you are an omnivore and so you should embrace the consumption of everything

except grass, for which you need a rumen to digest

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

omnivore, shomnivore.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

for shoe eating you need to be a canid.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

canard

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

fois gras

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)

you're welcome

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)

that's your answer to everything!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

i'm a creature of habit....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)

you are a nun!

AICMFP

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)

I had black trumpets the other day

They were delicious! I've been converted from pffefferlingen.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)

ooooOOOOooooo - don't know those.

*nips off to Selfridges Food Hall*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

Heh

Heheh

Edit: You are actually rich, aren't you?
*adds to list of Spacey evidence*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

...they have a joke department in there too?

Edit: Stop that, right now!

I'm bleedin' skint at the moment!
Mortgaged up to the kazoo, and starting to panic!

Edit Edit: Ooops, wrong tag - sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)

sell your organs live over the internet

make money back on your baby... consolidate your out goings into one easy kneecapping.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)

So, your suggestion is to switch my mortgage to Abby National, then?

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)

yes

or Nothern Rock.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

hahaha!

nice.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)

it just ran out the door,

you have to be quicker than that!!
*clicks fingers*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

"What was that?"

"I don't know, it went without saying"

b'dum-tsch!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

The moral is that you get what you pay for

...the other pages aren't for the non-fee-paying public :p

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

I hate the internet!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

genetic modification is against God's Law?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

the enormous woman/cat/thing

will devour us all!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

and I for one can't wait.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

*seasons self*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

*autmuns others*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)

so am I

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

and so is my wife

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

i saw some weirdo at the bus stop that was too...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

I keep coming...

- Sorry, I meant "Keep them Coming"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

Naked Enormo Cat Woman FTW!

have a *click*, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

Yay

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)

end!

hmm, I have the urge to see a story being told backwards

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)

"END?"

just like that?
no tall building insertion? no drowning people in milk? no devouring of innocent bystanders? no additional tits?
*disappointed*
;)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)

Wanna go to Legoland with me?

I could show you a real good time!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

until you get throwed out

by THE MANS

and not just any THE MANS

but a giant security guard with a cylindrical yellow head

that would disturb me

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)

he shows no compassion or understanding

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)

That's typical

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)

just screw his head off then

or lure him into an unnubbed area, he'll fall over

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)

hahahaha

best suggestion

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)

defeated by nub absentia, what a way to go

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

phoar!

I'm SO there!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)

Agreed

she could at least squat down and shove her own tail into her mimsy until she lady/cat-spluffs

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

That ^ is award worthy.

Well done, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)

NSFW

You'll want this chap's work. Not mine.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)

0_0

omigod....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

*demands more*

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)

hurrah!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

Awesome.

Completely awesome.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

how big would

her minge be goodness me

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

probably bindun?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

yup :)

just down there

b3ta.com/board/7778168

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

so it has...

...I'll get m'coat

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

Dunno

Thames-shaped smoke plume is a nice touch

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

you're getting slow in your old age

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

eh laddy? you'll have to speak up

/feels like an old timer here anyway given the prevalence of some younger boarders...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

You're stil amongst friends, Archie

:)

/really old bastard blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)

B3ta: the online equivalent of 'Cocoon'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

I think me back's gone

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)

it's turning into myspace

look I'm doing something zany on my webcam lol

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

aye, it is a bit like that of late

/thought it was just me thinking that

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

nope there are others.....

*shifty eyes*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)

*forms resistance*

'leesten vary carefully, I will zay zis only wernse'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)

is that from that old show

that was once broadcasted on the thing, how was it called... tully or something?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)

Is this a new clique?

Can I join?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)

*cliques* 'I Like This'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)

This is one of those odd moments in life

...but yes, actually it kind of has!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

yeah, but well done all the same!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)

how topical!

woo!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

I like this.

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FoldsFive, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)

This is how I see him

Apologies for shittiness.

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FreudianSlap, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

Of course.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

hello...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

Hello future rape victim

~~rape victim~~ KittyVomit

shit, must be more careful...

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

:D hello nipsy.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

How are you?

Let us converse.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

ok, in slight pain, had a filling early and the numbness is wearing off.

and you ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

ok, in slight pain, had a filling early and the numbness is wearing off.

It's a tough life :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

bindun

and besides there's no way he's a 2 litre, more like a halfpint

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Just Flange, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

But you're not allowed to sell imperial measures

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

ILLEGAL SEAGUL!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

Frank Evans...

(for little girls)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

Radio 4 13.30-14.00 Yesterday.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

surely he would be "1 pint"

he's "pint-size" you see. pint. size. never mind.

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new_matt, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

Stop.

Reverse.

That's better.

(Pete Tranter's Sister, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

stop

collaborate
and listen

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

'twas only a matter of time

[says the boy who put teh quo in a picture of the smoke plume]

good stuff!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

That's grand

I'm awaiting Afinkawana's fire-themed jukebox...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

Arf!

Well suggested. I'll do one when I get home if I remember.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

Skynews:

"The centre of the fire was in a disused building off Waterden Road due to be demolished as part of the 2012 Games."

Oh, so in the fucking OPENING CEREMONY then or what, shitheels?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

haha

I subscribe to b3tanews.

Shove a fucking tampon in it darling.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

Lillets ain't what they used to be

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

a gold medal in arson to that man

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

did somebody say arson?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

There's a lot of arson about!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

*gives detention*

for not smoking in the toilets

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

It's dodgy as hell

The building in INSIDE the olympics exclusion zone, and you can't gte within about 20 feet of the fence.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

*cough*fraud*cough*

innit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

Hehehehe

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

That looks much better than the 80's flourescent bollocks

here, have the standard £500,000 consultant fee.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

Ooooh!

Thanks very much!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

of course you need to provide a poll of the publick as to how you arrived at the design

and produce two 5 minute promotional videos that cause seizures.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

I'm so bored...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

Fruity!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

But sour...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

And rotten to the core...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

He's a pear?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

i'm fucking discustard

i've cum in dispear

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

Just hanging around...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

What ARE they?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

mans best

friend

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

Ah, I thought it might be

Just looks more like a skinned bear

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

Crisps?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

Korean delicacies.

Mmmmm... pressed dog.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

Ha ha!

They look like comedy roadkill.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

Pressed dog?

It is wrong to judge another culture by your own values.

bloody savages

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

i prefer

cat myself

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

Pressed or standard?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

depends

on what sort of mood im in

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

or rather, nobody can say it's wrong (as they would be judging you by applying their own values)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

Armadillos!!

Maybe?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

Ris? it's true: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7087910.stm

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

Is this one of those tilt-shift pictures?

Only joking: woo!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

..-. -. --.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

SKYNET???

HAVEN'T THEY SEEN THE TERMINATOR FILMS?????

We're all doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

lol potentially autonomous flying drones with self contained fire control

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

How I spent my sunday

(cfb)

(Just Some Guy Is just some guy., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

it looks like a happy place

but there is evil lurking here

I likes it :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

This is awesome :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

Looks like Holland.

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zoldergoose, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

Drugs?

Thank you, no. I'm straight.
I meant, are you in here for drugs?
Why are you here?
Drugs.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

Why don't you stick your thumb up your ass?

;)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

You killed the car

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

have a bobmarleyism

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

So...you're saying he lied

and he DID shoot the deputy?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

nope he didnt

look closer jessie.... cloSER.... CLOSER! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Ahhhh

Gotcha

*makes 'gotcha' hand and eye motions*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

*does this too but actually hasn't got it really*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

Dixon!

*manhugs*

How are you, you big sexy piece of man meat?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

I'm doing good ta - have the day orf, dontchaknow

Off out in a wee while into the cold Berlin air :/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

Hurrah for days off!

And boo to cold Berlin air... although it is wintry and Christmassy and wonderful...

/big kid

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

it snowed on the weekend here!

i got most joyful

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

You'd better have built a decent snowman!

Howarya, big fella?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

too much dogshit around here for those games, fella

I'm cold and need another manhug :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

Sir, consider yourself well and truly

*MANHUGGED*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

I've just annoyed your missus

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

So I hear...

/is on the phone to her now =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

Post it! Post it! Post it!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

^ this

*jumps up and down*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

ivesb?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

Hahahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

Hahahah

*starts off giggling all over again*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

\o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

Dear Mr Barneybobs,

LOL!

yours sincerely,

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)

hehehe

look closely...

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

Its like the end of Reservoir dogs...

who shot nice guy eddie?

i know

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

I don't

Tell me Joe!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

pssst...

Mr white

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

*makes note to check this out later*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

He lies!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

It takes a few views to see what did happen

Aceness!

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

hahahaha

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

needs more grassy knoll

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

Lone gunman?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

Commie!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

mediocre

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

above mediocre I think

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

*looks up*

huh?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

That doesn't look anything like Mediocre!

And I should know, I snogged him at the Derby bash...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

Didn't we all

*sighs happily with the memory*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

you met Mediocre?

*jealouses*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

*coughs* medimask *coughs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

He was everywhere!

;)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

*goldfish memories*

*wanders off*

you met mediocre? *jealouses*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7778247

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

You met Mediocre?

*jealouses*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

So,

What is it?

\cat

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

How rare

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

Is that Rod Stewart?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

you bloody odd-bod!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

he adventures in ways we cannot understand

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

I always thought that screwdrivers were safe investments

...but it would appear I was wrong.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

aye

people always have the wrong ones, that's why

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

hahaha

that's ace

*calls bank to instruct them not to invest in screwdrivers*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

tell them to buy high, sell low

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

Hahaha

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

HAHAHA

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

Hahaha what?

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

It's some sort of club...

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

needs more

b.b. king

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

and cc pennison

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

No-one needs more of that, unless you apply a little strikethrough, hence:

cc pennison

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

Bet Tolkein regretted that J....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

*wears*

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

cc peniston

(

rob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

FF S

(he he)

(

rob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

GG Allin?

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

I.I Captain?

...maybe not.

(The Woeful Shirker Pass me my thinking grenades..., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

H. H. Holmes

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

LL Cooljay

have AA Gill as a back-up for 'A'

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

I I cap'n

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

ice ice baby

(nutttywings is living on the edge until, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

PP Arnold

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

AA Gill

BB King
CC Peneston

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

H H Munro

FTW

(

Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)

STOP!

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

but he isn't a

RUNNER BEAN!!

hahahaha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

hahaha!

*insert pea pun*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

I'll just pod this

pun down here then!

Woo! to the pic!
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

that's awful

I hope your puns are better toMarrow

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

If you continue this, I shell scream

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

Cour! Gette Him!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

Time to leg(ume) it...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

Oh the piss.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

*passes rag*

Here, mop your mind with this =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Cheers

gallingly I would have beaten you to the punch but I forgot the html script for small print and had to look it up. It is, of course, 'small'. Arse.

*mops*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

*comforts*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

legume it!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

# down at he bottom of the garden....

amongst the birds and the bees....

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

birds and the bees eh?

*nudges*
*winks*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

you'll meet a lot of little pea-ple

www.angelfire.com/film/jonnyspage/Theme%20Tunes/Poddington%20Peas/PODDINGTON_PEAS.htm

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

carry on!

woo

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

HAMMER TIME!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

Ha ha!

Yay, peas!

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

i find that haunting

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

It's all right.

Eventually he died, and we ate him.

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

Yay and Woo!

I love anything to do with peas!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

Pffft

Nicely done!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

That's great!

I especially like the way he blurs out as he runs

(

*hadn't noticed that*

Haha, aceness \o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

~~blurs out~~ goes mushy! C]:0D
Yay!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

dd dallas

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

oh jesus christ.

I love it! :D

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

hahaha

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

Preliminary new design for London 2012 Olympics logo

(flashboy, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

*awaits someone to do the same with pink puke logo*

(

Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

i'm glad i'm not the only one who sees a cartoon man, doubled up to puke in that logo

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

Or the famous

Lisa Simpson giving a blow job

(

Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

haha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

That'll need a tag...

QUICK!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

he should send it to the BBC...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

I concur

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

This, definitely

(

yes

that

(flashboy, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

Pffft

I can see the plume of smoke from here

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

Can you really?

Good grief, that's a fair way...

/used to work in South Godstone

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

Disclaimer:

May also be a cloud

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Pffft

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

oh dear...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

You'll be able to see it soon =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

*coughs*

argh!
the fire alarms been set off!!
*grabs book*
*walks up the hill to watch the place burn*
wait a minute....

bloody london!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

jeebus that's some distance.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

I can see it from here

but it's probably just a cloud

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

pfffh :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Tubgirl?

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

Heh

This is great.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

Inspired by alloydog's post below...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)

hahaha!!

*titters*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)

Pffft

I thought of that too
*mind-melds*

(

don't let her take your mind dad!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

Wassat son?

You'll have to ask your DMaudm...

*shakes head*

*tries to pronounce the mother-word or father-word alone*

*can't*

We are as one. Join us, or you're grounded!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

must. resist........*can't*

SDMoaundm........

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

\o/

*does Borg dance of happy*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

*imagines Borg happy dance*

*smiles*
arf!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Dave's pants were letting him down again!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

boxers dave!!

BOXERS!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)

haha poor dave :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)

Critters in clothes FTW

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

*squints*

aha!
he's playing table tennis!
hahaha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

With patented Bruce 'Teh Boss' Springsteen

MUSCLE TOP.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

The news is funny

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7087910.stm

(

jon_tanner, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)

Arf!

pssst, .gif is your friend ;)

(

McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)

Sorry, I had a hectic weekend and

my brain forget about gifs. The bastard thing

(

jon_tanner, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

no biggie!

just sayin is all
= D

(

McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)

Bill?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)

hahaha!

'mighty ruck'!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

*giggles along with ives*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)

Accident my arse

(

corington, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)

HAHA

(

Just Flange, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

Pffft

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

Now thanks...

I am just eating my lunch...

* Later maybe

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

Seb Coe??

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)

haha!!

makes a change from jesus...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)

i thought that it was jesus

but i'm a fool

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)

WHAT?!

you?
never!
how art thou this 'noon?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

is that prince?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)

compo it!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

Is that

Brian Peppers?!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)

No silly

It's clearly St Elmo!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

Is that Barry Manilow?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

yes

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

Thought so

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

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