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Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

haha

nice

but there is a lack of breastage

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

So many times, you wouldn't believe it.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

I would, I remember snakes on a plane.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

true

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

You've lost me..

What is meant to be on the plane?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Many times

This old FP being one of them...

www.b3ta.com/board/7381981

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

BUMS =o(

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Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

Windy made an absolute fortune converting to green power generation!!

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

New power generation you say?

GRRR!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

*sues*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

YAY! WINDY FARM!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

Harr =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

Tiger Melon

I finally have irregular access to a scanner. Yayz!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

haha

that made me chuckle

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

I once watched some excellent porn

which involved a girl sitting on a ledge on the outside of some very tall office block in (probably) Germany having a fiddle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

I think you'd better give us the title, Miss.

For purely ~~wanking~~ scientific purposes, of course.

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

type in 'public' into any online porn thingy (that's almost my hobby)

you're bound to find it eventually.

it could be on one of these three, they're my usual haunts:

redtube.com
youporn.com
gexo.com

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

lets

get searching

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

Not me, I'm at work.

I'll try to find it when I get home. If it helps she's ginger.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

that

will indeed help

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

There are indeed some very good

German violinists

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

they are quite skilled on the organ too

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

If you look in the background

You can see me smirking and giving a thumbs up to the camera.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

Ah well

we've all done that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

look out tiger melon!

window mouth will eat you!

*sings tony hart music*

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

DON'T DO IT

YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.

Or whatever melons do.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

They lurk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

Uh oh...

*steps cautiously away from the melons*

Yes, I have melons in my living room*

*Chairs are melons, right?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

Sort of.

Chairs are melons in the same way that voles are Galvatron.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

Oh that would be SWEET.

*still wishes everything was a transformer*

Still being relatively young has advantages, such as getting away with hoping to see a car turn into a giant robot and have a badass fight with an evil truck-bot.

Unfortunately, I have a feeling I'm past that stage, and people just think I'm weird.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

If you are, that means my 26 year old fiance's fucked.

Bye kids!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

Well, as I still think that sort of thing is cool

Like, to the max..

I think I can let it slide.

Just make sure all of your friends are as crazy as that, and youll be fine =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

its true

for is it not said that nothing lurks like a melon?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

Like the Sinead O'Connor song, yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

Sorry but.....

I'm RISing like a fool at this one

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Baglady, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

Even Trumpton had to modernise.....

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

haha

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

I'm getting gay people confused with dormice again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

The old

beardy one looks like he's seen it all before.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

Old beardy types usually have.

Look at Thora Hird (RIBOW- Rest in Bath On Wheels)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

why is it so many of your instructions

require an exhumation to be carried out?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

I am actually Karen Greenlee.

*slurp*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

His name is

Barney McGrew

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

Pew, Pew, barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble & Grub

*whistles*

edit:

oh, and Capitan flack.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)

Isn't it Huw/Hugh for one of them?

Pew Pew is the sound a gun makes.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

its Pugh. I spelldeded it wrong

www.uttertrivia.com/namesfirementrumpton.php

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)

And he

looks like it as well.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)

He doesn't have enough circulation to blush

He tried it once and suffered a stroke.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

brilliant

work!

(Ironic BBQ, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

this^

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

Oh go on then..... have one more

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

MEAT PLANET

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

*fires up barbecue*

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

Can you imagine?

Striations in the moutains....bread, bacon, bread, bacon, bread, bacon, sausage, bread, bacon....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

not to mention the mince mines

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)

The lamb seams...

Oh that sounds dirty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

ham valley!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)

The Aspic Tunnels

Over 80 years old!

(I disgust myself)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

O_o

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

this is playing tricks on my eyes

for some reason it looks like its moving back and forth very slightly. it am pretty too.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

Eternia Estate Agents

"Here we have a lovely, post modern property.. 1 lady owner, with a spacious 750 ft x 500 ft open plan, lounge, diner, throne room.."

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)

but has he managed to get the cum stains out of the carpet

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)

skeletor was a girl?

well I spose you couldn't tell without boobs and skin and stuff

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)

It could also be that

he's being a real estate agent and lying through his teeth...

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

true true

or is it?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

somebody tell him no point trying to sell it

as its got a sold sign up already.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

And now: boobies.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

Helloooooo nurse!

edit: I love her expression too... it's a perfect mix of both tease and genuine consideration. Or perhaps I'm reading too much into it...

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

by jove!

I dare say they are going to make a recipie of mixed bunny smoosh!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

i like rabbit

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

I also like rabbit

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

Them rabbits, they mate like um... well... rabbits, really.

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

yup

there's no denying it, it's science!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)

FALLACY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

Rabbits with large penises are a phallacy.

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

Is that Dave's missus?

EDIT: But balancing on his balls doesn't do anything for him though?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

If it is she's grown a tail and her ears have gotten a fuck load longer

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

I believe, and I have been single for about 10 months so I could be wrong.

But it's your job to get a fuck load longer!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

am, gargh er, What?

my ears have to get a fuck load longer?
or are you making a sexual comment? It may be long but its over fast.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)

Well we all know wimmin love the short fast lovin'

May have been single, for a long time, for a reason blog

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

ear secks is all of teh win.

let me be clear about that.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

Total Mind fucking:-

"Someone has inserted an oily penis into my ear"

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)

that always happens on annoying times.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)

Tell me about it

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)

hooray, it's been a very arty hour lately.

we need some tony hart gallery music in the background.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

*reaches for the mighty battery powered PSS-6*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

yay that's great.

it reminds me of the days fat boab used to collect the best photoshops of the week in one gallery to that music.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

www.hazzamon.co.uk/roger.html

edit: ARGH!!! b3tan!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

Mwuahahahha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

good effort anyway.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)

HAHA

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

ah well, i suppose this

makes up for your absence on friday :)

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

Damn you, you, you Artist!

very woo.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

*throws from zeppelin*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)

Damnit.

Wanna see The Rocketeer again, now.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

I've spent the last couple of days

researching to run a Steampunk RPG. Should be a lot of fun. Started by reading Girl Genius from start to finish :)

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

Gah!

I can't see his spurting animal cock. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

^this

very disappointed...

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)

my word

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

Haha!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)

i love the sourcepic of this

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)

whatever you do, don't go here!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)

*doesn't*

*saves link for hometime* :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)

For that love of

all that is ~~furry~~ holy don't!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

wtf

...

this need a second look

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

Yeah but you have to admit

Outstanding shopping though!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

well yes

but...

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

I do ever so hope that's sarcasm.

My teenage cousin could do better than that with crayons!

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

But sadly you couldn't:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

Fuck no! I'm a talentless hack!

That's why I'm an email administrator.

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

Wow.

That's..... that's quite something.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

I'm guessing

but not clicking

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

mwahahahahahaahh

Someone please link that to Pedantichrist :)

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

What in the shuddering jesus shitting fuck!?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

This is what I thought!

With chips!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

I think I'm finally unshockable

I greeted that with neither arousal, nor disgust

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

What. The. Hell.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

UDDERS!!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)

Still find that insanely disturbing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)

~~disturbing~~ arousing

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

my work here is done

g'nite b3ta

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

very nice

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

Goodness gracious me!

I appear to have expelled myself into my plus fours.
*retrieves monocle*
*wipes cock on bunny fur*

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Weetobix, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

a paintings and the art and all that shite

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

I never knew Norman Lovett was an artist!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

thank you

that's the name ... no, no it's not the one I'm thinking of... one sec

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

Oh yes

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

*squints*

ARGH!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)

Rumours of my Death are greatly exaggerated

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)

They are?

I'd better stop that cheque then.

also: Haha! Woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)

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Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)

i dont think she could blame you

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)

who could?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

Hahaha

That's the bitch about working for a family business!

'ningles fella.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

'nongle noo

How be thee oh Inn keep

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

Grand

And thy whippets are grand too.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

braw

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

am I wrong in finding your cartoon girlfriend endearingly cute?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

Nope

at least she's not a squirrel

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

But you want her to be don't you?

suits you Sir blog.:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

every night

she woke up once whilst I was gluing the fur to her skin

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)

I did ggive you that ether for a reason!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)

Yes.

She's far too good for the manbloke in the cartoon. She could do a lot better, in a cartoony way.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

LIES!

She is not too good for him, he makes her tea and rubs her feet at night and everything.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

Yes,

but she's starting to gain some self-confidence after some good counselling, and her sense of self-worth has assessed that she deserves a more handsome, more successful cartoon fuck-buddy.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)

*starts a cartoon spiral of depression, filling the void with loose women and drugs*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)

If it's wrong that I find his cartoon self endearingly cute, then yes, it is very wrong.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

aww thanks you big hairy sexy man beast

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)

hahahaa

woo! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

haha

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

When you work from home, every day is naked day!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

you raise a valid point

I may have to work from home

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

I work from home, too.

Unfortunately it's my boss' home and he's a card-carrying, choir-singing, missionary-sponsoring, christian-rock-playing type of fellow with 4 kids and a wife I'd shag senseless given the opportunity.

It might be misconstrued if I turned up to work, naked.

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

That man is am idiot.

HOORAY!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

'wacky'

*shudders*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

Go to dinner at her mums naked day!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

hoorah!

wait that would make for a very akward day.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

Only

if her mum accidently spilt gravy onto her old yet pert breasts, and as you watched the hot meaty sauce trickle over her perfectly formed norks you got a massive stiffy.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)

0_o

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

And then

you knocked over the salt.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

at that point,

the world would have to open up and swallow me whole

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

or her

Mum would open up and swallow you whole...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)

Rule #34

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

At least

its not her dad...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7801356

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

What?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

Rule #34

Google it, my large-headed friend.

edit: just re-read that... was referring to your bovine nature, not being rude.

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Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

no subject heading

www.ironicbbq.co.uk

(Ironic BBQ, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

Maggie Thatcher in a nursing home?

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)

What does the "U U"

on his nightshirt stand for?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

Underwear Uneffective

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

grandma's pendulas

you can set yer watch by 'em

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

"more than a woomaaaaaan"

"she's got a penis as well-aa-ell"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

Browsing through your site gives me the impression that you are either an eccentric genius, or that you will one day be seen running naked through the streets of Guildford, weilding a power tool.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

hehe

you said "tool"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

Same goes for you too :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

probably the latter...

..especially since my brother literally phoned me half an hour ago to ask if i wanted to go halves on a hammer drill. i am going to use the drill to help me hang up the photographs of me running through guildford town centre.... ;)

(Ironic BBQ, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)

so bloody bored today.....

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WOLF .™, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)

Woo but a sad Christmas

Sadly to few birds will be stuffed:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

Mr Che Chong, your test have come back

and I am afraid to say

You are full of gayness

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

Haha

I think it's about time Oddie joined the retirement party

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)

Edgar Allen Poe

Click for bigness.
If you read this with the Top Cat theme in your head it will help.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)

hahahah

it did

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

oh my hatstand.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

Silly Mr Sacry ghosty writer Poe

Grave is not bed...
(nice pen stylings)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)

ha!

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mutated monty, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)

i'm just going to imagine a great picture,

as it probably is. unless someone can explain it to me using pixels.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)

hooray

i can see!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

it's great!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)

that was odd, it all works for me fine now.

someone's filtering my fun.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

welcome to China

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)

Glees for Poe

Unsung creator the the Sci-fi and the detective novel/story.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)

Haha

Brilliant

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

top stuff

(ivor_the_engine, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

moooooonkeh

(st3v3-o, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)

*vomits*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

woo

look at him go

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

spacky shite

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

gay

lord

(st3v3-o, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

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mutated monty, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

hahaha, wonderful :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

Mario again?

By which I mean woo

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

That's the best thing I ever saw!

*clicks*

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

heehee!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

Hahaha

Excellent

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

Straight to FP

Woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

*glees*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

Zoo magazine will just have to start doing images again for that one:D

EDIT: No plastercine left for two little boy brains?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

He's 2 seconds away from spluffing a hands-free squirter

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)

Is that rhyming slang for

Norris Mcwhirter?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)

No, Ross McWhirter, his twin brother.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)

Tonight Matthew...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

..Oi'm goin to be George Michael

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

pfft

He looks very pleased with his lot

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

haha

i like it *clicks*

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)

Holy Moses

This am win!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)

hahahahahaha

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

smashing

stuff

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

Hahahahaha!

This is the most I've laughed all day.
Cheers :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

that is amazing!!!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

Top.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)

That's superb!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)

haha

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

I've only just seen this one.

Ha ha ha! Ace!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

FASTER!!!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

ahh

thats what i like to see

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)

hahahahah

he's gonna blow!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

i would like

to see more blood from the childs head

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

He's got a good arse on him

Needs more strapon.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

Haha, what?

This is quite odd.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)

Shaun the Sheep is working for NASA.

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

If I'd wanted to see peeps blowing sheep

I'd have stayed in NZ!:P

yoo and waws

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

I love the shaun the sheep series.

Truly good kids' TV shows are few and far between nowadays.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

I hear there was a Shaun the Sheep workout DVD as well!

But the Welsh probably had that for years:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

wellies FTW!

Stops 'em running. Did I spy you in a bash pic?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

Before I ran off with a mixture of dodgy kebab and discovering I was covered head to toe in bedbug bites!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)

Is that why you legged it?

Did wonder...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

I wee'd out mi bumbum!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar too much info

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

And we never got a proper chance to chat too:(

But at least we shared glowsticks and bawoons!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

indeed we

have riverghost

and it is most enjoyable

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)

Not seen the series

But Shaun is excellent

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

PIIIIIIIGS

IIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Woo =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

Name that tune (and artist)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)

Fiddy Cent

Kenya (shotgun in yo' ass remix)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)

Ah Mr. 0.243911 GBP according to xe.com!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

Yaytin tickkilla!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)

Name that tune 6?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

did you miss the others?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

Not really no:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

oooooooooooh

*mutters under breath*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

I'm sure they were lovely

And made disabled children round the world smile:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

kanye west

but the clock's lost on me...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

soooooooooo close

barry

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

something by the Killers?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

Left tin of woo on my alarm clock smack face.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

tinshandclockmassmurderer

maybe

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

Arrow and Tins - Your clock is a face

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

hoopla-tin-ring

by the Underboards

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

The Magnet Who Loved Me

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

Goldmagnet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

Magnets are Forever

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

The Magnet is not Enough

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

A View to a Magnet

With Magnet Jones

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

Magnetpussy

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)

Moonmagnet

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

ThunderMagnet

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

The Magnet Who Loved Me

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

Live and Let Magnet

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)

Dr. Magnet

edit: Fuck! You already did the Magnet who Loved Me

I'M A LOSER BABY SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)

The Magnet with the Golden Gun

/You've lost the Game

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)

Magnet Jones's Diary

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)

Fatal Attraction

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

heheh

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)

A Tale of Two Polarities

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somegreybloke, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)

Laws of Attraction

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

Magnet Royale

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

something to do with that rap music?

www.jamphat.com/rap/

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

Kanye West

My Clock is Mumps

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

right artist

wrong song

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

Fourtin Clockbloke

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O'Connor

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

Magnet, magnet, HAMMER TIME?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)

I'll be the first to admit...

...it's not my best work

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)

Christ!

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

sorry...

www.b3ta.com/board/7801013

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)

pffft!

right!
I'M OFF!!
THANKS ALL FOR YOUR LOVELY COMMENTS FOR MY 20000!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)

whatever you skinny bitch

get a tan ginge

see you later

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)

*bookmarks for later 'usage'*

see ya

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

TRA! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

soccer is not as good as rugby

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)

football

not soccer

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)

football is not as good as rugby

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

thats better

plus i agree

but only for premiership football

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)

Wise words.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)

I haven't thought of any rugby player name puns yet

:¬\

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)

yeah - sorry - that was very rude

I jumped right on to winding people up before I even Wooed your pic

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

yeah, well

it won't be forgotten... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

arg no

another b3tan enemy... ZOMG!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

I bloody hate Scrabble :(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)

is this some geek joke

cool cats don't get?

(*secretly tries to pretend he doesn't get it*)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)

why do you hate Scrabble so?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)

sweeeet

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gravytrain, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)

hahaha

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)

your Victory

and then Soddin' Verity beating me by just one point

ONE FRICKIN' POINT AFTER I CAME BACK FROM 80 BEHIND

GRR

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)

ouch.

not been your day, has it ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)

*giggles*

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in vino veritas, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

*stalks*

Evening Miss. Did you enjoy your birthday?

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

I enjoyed my bash party yes thank you

My actual birthday's not until Friday :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)

Pffffft

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

I have that on my notebook

Every time I do need a new notebook a make a collage of b3ta images and stick it to the front and back:D

not getting any royalities blog/

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)

Wonderful!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

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