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# Nothing at all clever or witty here, and prolly bindun
But fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
(Clive Bavels, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I find this deeply offensive
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# me too
this image is clearly shopped.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I didn't know Jesus was Irish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# T' be sure
he got drunk and abusive for our sins!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# since it's just gone off the bottom...


Yours scores rather higher on quality of execution (no pun intended) however.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# he's still alive!
*prepares burning tools*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Hi Mohammed
Lets go out and get lashed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# My friend's little boy is called Musa
Moo for short.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# heh
My mate's son is called Omar - his nickname is 'Mullah'

His dad gave him it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Haha!
You missed out Kylie.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# who are musa and ibrahim?
wouldn't the joke be better if it were buddha and shiva? Or am I missing the point?
(pmsc, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Moses & Abraham
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I think they were prophets, too. Like Jesus (really!).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# They're all prophets of Islam.
Yes; Jesus too. Second paragraph:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam
(Clive Bavels, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# If I was Jewish, my name would be Jared,
if I was Muslim I'd be Ibrahim... if I was Catholic my name would be Chris... but I'm an animist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Bear Grylls?!
Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# So you're called Wakko?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# no - isn't that the animaniacs?
... no - I have a secret name, only those who are brave dare to whisper it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Exactly. Twas a joke.
I don't have a secret name. It's pretty awesome when you go to a meet and EVERYONE calls you Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# yeah - that would be cool...
I set my sights a little low with this professorial stuff... hhmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Emperor UnderCover? Lord Most High Dictator-For-Life Undercover?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# something like that...
although it's a bit of a mouthfull... also - I think people would just continue to call me Prof... because you're all a sack of knobs.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Jessica Stevenson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# excuse me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# It's all going Denmark if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] seamless..


Click for bigger (56KB)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Are they allergic to gherkins then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# No, they're allergic to grenades.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# OH
Oh of course it is. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# nobody understands me.
*Writes note. Puts gherkin/manky cock in mouth. Fades to black. Ka-boom.*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Before I realised what that was,
I thought he was pulling his gangrenous cock out through his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I'm still at the 'before realising' stage
what the hell is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Grenade, The Alchemist says.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Warlord's gangrenous cock
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# My secret shame :O
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Vere funneh
*spunks*

Thank you!

*smokes cigarette*
(magentacock is spunking like it's nineteen ninety-nine..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Further


Prevumsly - b3ta.com/board/7820371
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Ah this is great!
*prepares for being ignored*

*preparation complete*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# *grips*
I have grippyed yous!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# TOO TIGHT. TOO TIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Grippy Peter is my favourite of all the Pottery Fonz fans
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Question : What's black and white and red all over
Answer : Not The Pottery Fonz, he's teracotta coloured. Instead, it could be a zebra falling down a cliff, or a newspaper
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Communist Tony Hancock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Question: What's red, white and blue, shaped like the Pottery Fonz but made of a cheaper material than terracotta?
Answer: Tesco Value Pottery Fonz
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Question : What's teracotta coloured and found on a park bench?
Answer : The Pottery Fonz on a park bench
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Question: What's a park bench?
Answer: A seat for the Pottery Fonz
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I like that one. I shall add it to the compendium
Question : What has feathers and is afraid of The Pottery Fonz
Answer : Most birds. Birds are predisposed to fly away from things they sense may be dangerous, except for those used to living in urban environments, for example
The Pottery Fonz is not dangerous though. Aaaayyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Question: The Pottery Fonz
Answer: Aaaaaayyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# This cheers me up no end
Becuase I've just found out that because my colleague has booked off the entire Christmas week, apart from the actual day and boxing day I will be at work throughout all of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# that's a bunch of arse and then some
mind you I've still got 12 days to take this year - my boss asked me how many days I had left and I just made it up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I've got 12 days too
The cool thing is that we get three extra days per year to take over christmas or birthdays. And if it wasn't my birthday on Friday, and if I hadn't already used my annual leave for that I'd be using it for my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# too....many....variables
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# ^ Almost exactly this
but with less colleague related annoyance, and more woo for both The Neville AND Cappy (to aid the cheering process)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# :D

This is ninth best!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Was this a children's program back in the 60s? I'm sure I remember Grippy Peter, and his wacky adventures...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Indeed. I believe it was back
in the day when political corectness wasn't the all encompassing cloud of poisonous gas that it is now.

Grippy Peter's adventures took him to deepest, darkest Africa, where he made fun of tribespeople, and marvelled at their stereotypical appearances.
Later, he befriended Tintin and fought some Nazis
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
supergrand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# As suggested. BILL BAILEY SPRITE*.



Because of this thread.

*may look rather like Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# looks like a Spectrum game character
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# it's the guy out of Tir na Nog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Cuchulain!
Best of all the ambling along adventure came characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# oops, looks like I walked into your half hour old mindpiss!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# But Bill Bailey IS God
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# hooray!
Naked Bill Bailey Spectrum sprite!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(LazyBastard, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Is that a tart-oise?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Oh dear god...
*spangs mightily*

Edit - aww I thought torte-oise was better
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Damn you, ninja!
Also, is the Mini Poll site down?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# dunno
let's put it to a vote


/predictable blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# it's like a iceland roast!!
all ready to just shove in the oven!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Kerry Katona made it herself, from her own supply
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# good old kerry.
bet she wished she saved some money!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Which Jason Donovan....
Oh who am I trying to kid, the man has sold his soul for frozen fat and carbohydrates.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Crunchy on the outside
with a chewy centre...

woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Just like Bear Grylls used to make
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Armadillos!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Suicide?
Or trip of a lifetime?
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha!!
lollage!!
sorry mum..
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I realised something today.
Uranus has rings.
:O
Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# is it one gold ring?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# That gives me an idea for a Christmas song...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# i'm dreaming of a cosmic goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Dream no more, it's bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# That's no.....
Hang on, yes it is and there's 2
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# They're no moons!
They're small planets. One with a gold ring :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# uransu!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# More like
ONE GOLDDDD RINNGGG!
Four something something
Three some-thing
Two something something
And something something goats-ee
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# ding dong merrily i'm spreading!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# DON'T YOU DARE
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I'm not really a musical person
I blew into a trumpet once, and that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# trumpet eh?
*turns lights off*
have a toot on this...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# You really are a slut.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# you can have a toot too...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I'll be fine, thanks, I have a hotpot in the microwave
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# and so can Henry . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I'm a thread slut too son ;)
Besides, I was just teasing due to scrolling down and seeing your name pop up all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# i had such fun with the last nekkid milestone i want to get up to 30000 quick!
nah!
the pictures are making me larf and i'm just letting 'em know!!


and i'm thread whore..
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Nowt wrong with that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# YAY!!
*super sonhugs*

about that PS2 game....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Cool
as
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# HAHA!
Wondeful stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a gas gas gas
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Oh dear...
another one FP-bound

woo and click
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# All of this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Definitely agree
On all counts
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# How bizarre.
Just yesterday I was putting forward the idea of airtight pants with a hose attached to the rear in order to vent the gasses of flatulent people through an open window or suchlike.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I like this
And I'd like it even if the only good thing about it was the manipulation of that tube image...but it's not
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# oh no...
*sads*



kangaroo steak anyone?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# argh!
*lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Kangaroos, eating beans?
How droll!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# KILL HIM!
WHIP HIM OR IMPRISON HIM FOR THINGS BEYOND HIS CONTROL

Edit: Did it not get called Mr. Splashy Pants then?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Yes, but like many large organisations, they underestimated the power of the internet
weblog.greenpeace.org/makingwaves/archives/2007/11/mr_splashy_pants_fan.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# ha
at least they've got a sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# BLASPHEMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Don't make me bum your embassies
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# *tapes embassies together*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# What a way to go
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# that actually made me laugh out loud
well done
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Genius
But why so sad for one so young?
Ah, he's called Joey.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# But but but....
Kangaroos don't fart!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangaroo#Absence_of_digestive_methane_release
(I helped save b3ta! Jonoton, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever read
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# wow
You learn something new every day.
(I helped save b3ta! speedyballbangpots, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Heard this
on Q.I, but I still like to quote it whenever the subject of kangaroos rears its marsupial head.
(I helped save b3ta! Calqhoon, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Dark
Oh so very dark! :D
(LokiMD, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
#


its been a while since I posted anything here.

edit: updated to "no pooftahs" for the python purists out there
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Rule 3, Naaaaaaaah pooftas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Strewth!
That's ace =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Wasn't it
"No poofters"?
(Clive Bavels, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# 'throw another face hugger on the barbie'!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Everyone gets a leg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# what's a poofah?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# some sort of foot stool?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Get off me!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# bugger
fixed (I hope)
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# good choice of expletive
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Ding dong
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Ha
Nice =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Yay
he met his (bell) end!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# This is what your inner demons look like. I'd like to see you face them now.

Go on, he wants you to try

Edit: Bollocks. New compo already? This'll get lost :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# bring it on!!
*beats the living crap out of demon*

*wakes up*
argh!
damn you low self-esteem!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Haha!
But he has clawy feet :O
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# *whips out the toenail clippers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# *whips up creamy dessert*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# my inner demon looks like this, ashally
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# No, you just want it to.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# it's a very mean pig
it'll take your lunch money
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I don't care.
Bullies will do that, but that doesn't make them demons, does it?
Hmm?

Oooh pwned!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# this is good
I like it better than the other one(?)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# So do I.

Thios one only took me about an hour.
The one up the top of this thread took about two
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Chameleon suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Hehe, I like it :)
Actually, this could be a great compo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Tapir/edit/s like to be swallowed whole
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Get rid of that apostrophe and I'll click it.
/pedant

Ed - good enough *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# It's uuh... possessive...?
/antipedantbrigadetotherescue.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I'm part of the tapir protection society.
We did a lot of field work, tagging and recording various tapirs. Unfortunately the statistics were often inaccurate due to our team using different techniques to catalogue all the tapirs in an area.
Luckily my invention of the tapir measure helped us to finally make accurate measurements.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I hate you for this.
Because it made me giggle like a loon, and it shouldn't have... =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
it's funny cos it's Tapirs
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Aww, bless.

Long drop
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Awww, poor guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Do you reckon it'd work if he ran away from it really fast?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# PFFFFT!
I like this competition
(even if the subject matter is rather depressing)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Bless him =[
Even suicide attempts make him depressed..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha!!
oh god, i am a thread slut!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
#
thread =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha
silly giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Emo the Emu say's....


Sorry, it's a very old one of mine, but worth a repost for tha comp....


(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo TOAP


/apols to whoever I've pushed off the bottom with this rubbish but the damn thing's moving so quickly anyway it wouldn't have been around for long...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking hell hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hahahah!!
excellent!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# You're such a thread slut
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Hello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# 'lo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# eh?
what have i done!!
i was just showing my appreciation!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# You're on every thread with a 'hahah'!

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# FINE!!
*lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Nooooooo :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# ooh i was going to do something similar you bastard!
*clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I know
The use of teh sans is enough to get anyone blown away...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Simple yet effective
'Lo b3ta!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# 'lo Mrs. T
Where you bin all day?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Getting my hair done this morning
Then we were having an audit in here, so I couldn't get on. The auditors are now gone, so I can mess my desk back up again and sit around doing bugger all as usual :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Missed my triumphant 1k post
no nudity so not worth trawling the archive though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# 'lo Trelly!
and a *click* for mr. Headwound
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# 'Lo Satan
How's hell this afternoon?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# hellish... ly dull
I think actual bona fide hell may be an empty office with no work to do, but you can never leave....

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
*does real lols*

*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# word up ma dizzle!
*shakes booty*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
#
Why can't the board be like this on Sunday....

I sometimes find myself sitting there hoping for rps it's so slow
(Meatfish BAH, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# hahahahaha!
"Jokes are better than technique" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Keep telling yourself that...
(Meatfish BAH, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# you've got something better to show off then?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# *flexes*
(Meatfish BAH, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# That is my watchword
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# *fights*
*is pushed off the bottom*

*snarls*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# *gets matches
*burns down the bear embassy
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Woo!
This is the epitome of "Jokes are better than technique".
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 22:32, archived)
# hahahahaha!
haha ha ha! ha dee ha deee hahahahahaha! fuckin brilliatn!
(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 2:33, archived)
# So...
Whereabouts did you say you lived?
(brainburger, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha, swish!
I shall not waste another thread, as this fella never actually cops it..

Click for biggarr

Oh, and 'nings =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Spooky?
That looks too much like my cat to be funny.

Ok, it's a little funny. Why no explosion?! :D
(mralston Matt, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellently done, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# harsh,
yet funny. *cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

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