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I <3 Gloves
Click It For Super Awesome Size!
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Robotochan0 Butterfield Karaoke Bar Member ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:41,
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Click no worky!
Woo for the small size though
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:42,
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Blasted HTML!
Linky is fixsched :)
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Robotochan0 Butterfield Karaoke Bar Member ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:43,
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Pffft
Nice. Especially 'I won't wear a hat'
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:43,
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Glove Hurts
Glove will tear us Apart Glove me do And other Customs and Excise favourites
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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.. ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:43,
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Once mitten, twice shy...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:45,
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"I will always glove you"
made me snicker and chortle!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:47,
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'Hand in Glove' would be on there, surely?
Oh. 'Romantic'. I see now. *purchases anyway*
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:49,
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Hrmmm
At this rate there will have to be a second volume!
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Robotochan0 Butterfield Karaoke Bar Member ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:51,
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I nominate a 'least romantic' edition.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:55,
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How deep is your glove.
Glove me tender. Silly glove song. Glove don't love here any more. The greatest glove of all. Glove glove glove. I just called to say I glove you Also a follow up for Meat Loaf - Hat out of hell? Sorry, most woo!
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:52,
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Woo!
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Skawt ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:12,
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birthdayss
i plugged my computer into my tv now its crazzy big.
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sooperdave ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:33,
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Hurrah!
This is a thing that I like.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:37,
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Aww that's cute
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IcantLive Needs sleep ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:38,
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Give it up now
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:39,
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Is it half term or something?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:41,
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haha
looooser.
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sooperdave ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:41,
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Because of that,
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:42,
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I know about your redirects
So I wont fall for it
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IcantLive Needs sleep ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:46,
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Happy TV and things day !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:40,
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Thass perty
My mate has internets coming through his PS3 onto his 42 inch Samsung HD telly thing. It's fucking huge.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:44,
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yeah
thats the tv ive got. well big.
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sooperdave ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:02,
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Woo! =]
Lully stuff \o/
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE. ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:54,
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thats what im talking about.........
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WOLF .™ ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:30,
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Are you from the Network 'Hood?
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:35,
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hmm
SQL Graffiti........... I can hear the local residents now "Bloody scum, look at this mess on my wall, they haven't even created the view properly and as for that groupby, just disgusting"
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WOLF .™ ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:42,
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All these depressed animals are making me sad
So here's a fluffy kitteh! I just blagged a cheapo graphics tablet and this is my first attempt at using it, not as easy as i thought it would be!
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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:30,
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nice
woolage
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WOLF .™ ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:30,
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I like a good yarn !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:33,
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Your cat has ears like an old man
full of hair.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:33,
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a new graphics tablet and no magenta cock?
for shame! *edit* how rude...tis lully
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That Random Guy ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:33,
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Hahaha
Damnit! I forgot... well it's too late now :(
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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:34,
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Tis too late indeed
You are now an outcast. But we get to keep your kitty.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:35,
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*Casts self out in shame
*offers up a token magenta cock anyway
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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:42,
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YAY!
you are out of the proverbial dog house
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That Random Guy ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:43,
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cat!
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:39,
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A retouching of an older image.
(CFB)Something new. (CFB)
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:18,
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ha ha ha
retouch. Both of those are brilliant. I Woo them!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:19,
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Don't show JJ
He'll explode in a massive splash of hentai fluids.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:20,
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indeed
but the fluid is highly flamable and could power many lightbulbs!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:21,
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I posted the original with a yellow smiley face stuck over the "rude" parts
like he does.
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:23,
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TITS WITH TENTACLES!
or something
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:49,
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Yes, her smile is friendlier now
And she's bejeweled now too. (I saved the old one for WP. 'Tis Woosome.)
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:21,
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Oh, I'm glad you liked it enough.
I didn't bother making this one into a wp, but it might fit over the top of the other one. Sorry.
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:22,
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Oh, gowan then
Make me a wallpaper version! You know, because I can demand such things! Right?
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:27,
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I would, but I had to burn the images to a disc to get them to this internet
and I need more practice with Paint before I can get it right on there.
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:29,
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I'll hold my breath until you do what I want!
* inhales * waits * dies
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:32,
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*10 tickles*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:22,
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I don't get it
5 bars and 4 shadows
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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:23,
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Actually, no, that's how the light fell.
I was drawing from life there, so if it looks wrong, that's just your eyes.
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:25,
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now I get it
shadow of the bed not the wall
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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since ,
Wed 5 Dec 2007, 14:36,
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My favourite Spanish connectivity
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WOLF .™ ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:17,
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this is the fist time ive seen this one
but Ive seen the sql
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:19,
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don't just see the sql
You need to taste the sql, breathe the sql and Be the sql...............
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WOLF .™ ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:20,
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was it "4 and twenty kittens baked in a pie" ?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11,
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haha
They look a bit rare.
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:12,
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Have you just been to the dentist?
EDIT: Pffft, you ninja you =)
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:12,
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MORE BLOOD
MORE BLOOD
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:12,
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Mmmm mmm mm
they've gone a delectable golden brown
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:13,
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mmm
kitten pie, my favourite
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14,
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yey, I found one to repost :D wrong place for a mouse to bath
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14,
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:D
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:16,
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cat looks like he's just waiting for it to finish
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:17,
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yup....
....they taste better with milk in their pores.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:20,
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I asked for them medium rare
GOD DAMN IT! WOO YAY KITTY SNUGGLES
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:16,
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Waiter, this hair pie is just a lot of pussy
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:18,
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Milkshake !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:09,
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that brings all my boys to the yard
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:10,
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hallelujah
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bumfish ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11,
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Chocolate-flavoured Science!
The best kind!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11,
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I don't understand this.
But it's very pretty.
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11,
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Oi! you there!!
www.b3ta.com/board/7800617 There is absolutely no need for the horse link in your profile! 2nd time today goddammit!!swine
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14,
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Is that...
Is that a Coco Pops Sky?
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:12,
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coco pops sky at night
shepherd's delight
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14,
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moo.. i mean woo
TJ: not worth its own thread, i gone done an office art, yay for lack of boss and white boards
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That Random Guy ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:13,
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How so very...
Productive of you.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:16,
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Ah yes
'cos productivity in the workplace is one of those values that b3ta treasures dearly...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:18,
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obviously.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:21,
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what's written on the left?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:18,
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it says:
1 more full week have fun from a retard that i work with who stuck a sticky label on the white board and wrote on it before realising that he couldn't peel it off
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That Random Guy ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:21,
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Writing on a label on a whiteboard is cause for dismissal, surely :)
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:24,
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we have a company culling policey
we take employees who piss us off out back and shoot them with BB guns* *not known by the bosses... also we are right on the back of gatwick airport so it would be brilliant if some coppers saw us playing with guns in the back yard they'd think it was a terrorist attack being planned
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That Random Guy ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:27,
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"I reck fall wank house Eve."
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:22,
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It looks vaguely like "Fall Wank House Fun", which could be a band name.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:26,
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Spot goes for a walk with the family
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PaulP it's my lol comedy account ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57,
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needs more rock tied to his tail..
=D
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:58,
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With pics like that
you've got the compo in the bag. Spot wouldn't be in such trouble if he'd controlled his canal desires.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59,
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omg thats bad
any more jokes like that and I'll jump ;)
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PaulP it's my lol comedy account ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:01,
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*pushes*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:04,
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Lovely, but a touch too big
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:01,
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'ning Trelly!
*huggles* Y'alreet? Long time no see =)Also: Just "a touch"?
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11,
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That's murder!
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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:02,
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^this
Compo is suicide not infanticide!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:03,
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when has what the compo been about ever had
any influence over when gets compoed?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:04,
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This is true...
now where did I put those Prince source files?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:06,
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They were removed from your comp
by ninja lawyers.
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:10,
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Fucking hell - that's a HUGE spot
Also, suicide? Maybe it's assisted. They asked for it.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:08,
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very nice
but a tad large...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:09,
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Poor wormy
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:48,
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*giggles*
Needs more ad infinitum
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50,
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hehe
yes, I considered that, but got a bit bored
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50,
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Don't blame you
Tis most woosome as is :)
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54,
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arf
Are worms hermaphrodites?
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50,
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not sure...
possibly...
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:51,
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and so are slugs
... although I think the thing about both bits living when you chop them in half is an incorrectness, I think they both ultimately die do death in a short space of time.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:51,
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*rolls eyes*
they don't call you Prof for nothing.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:52,
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they call me it because I tell them to
... and because I've yet to find a practical application for my intelligence.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53,
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Yep.
They die. THey just have very long death throws(is that how you spell it?) according to one S. Fry.
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53,
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yes
I saw it on QI a while ago. They are essentially dead, it's the twitchy nerves that make them seem like they're still alive.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54,
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death throes? *googles*
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:07,
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Thank you, sir
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11,
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But you can slice a paramecium up the middle
and get two perfectly serviceable parameciums out of the deal. If you're so inclined.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53,
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You mean pelargoniums
Two plants for the price of one! /Charlie "Norks" Dimmock
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:55,
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Paramecia!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:09,
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Dammit!
I know you're right. Oops.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:16,
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I just wanted to know for sure so I could use the line
in that case they can go fuck themselves and mean it literally :)
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54,
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yes - very good
you get 10 QI points
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:55,
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Which I shall probably lose during the next round
for stating the bleedin' obvious :)
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:56,
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fingers on buzzers
what is Gil Scott Heron's father well know for?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:00,
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Length of his cock.
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:01,
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actually - that might be correct
Gil actually released a track which described his father's propensity to womanise... they lyrics being 'he's a legend in his own mind and, God's gift to women, on a day God wasn't giving up a thing.'
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:12,
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scottish footy
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:02,
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This
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:04,
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Yes -
well done... you both get 50 QI points
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:05,
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*BIG SMILE*
that's right Debbil, he was the first black player to play for the Glagow Celtic's Soccer team
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:05,
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I'd say it's possibly a misunderstanding of this
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57,
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Wikipedia is just one big misunderstanding
overseen by sex pests and deviants
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:00,
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Haha
My friend complained that wikipedia listed The Pub Landlord as a "British Nationalist" when in reality he's a "Pub Landlord" Needless to say, my friend is an idiot.
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:08,
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wikitruth.org is a great webiste
and details how crap wikipedia really is:www.wikitruth.info/
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14,
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as long as the first seven segments from the head are still in one piece, the front part lives on
...I think
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57,
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it's incredible to think
that worms can count to 7!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59,
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Fuck me a talking annelid!
woo
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:52,
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Doubled the bait
for fishing . . . thank you wormy !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53,
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Yay!
...and I'll just slip this in here :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:56,
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That's lovely that is
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57,
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Aw...
=)
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59,
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haha woo!
and dammit :)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:06,
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Have a pornbot dancing woman
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Hagbard MacDougal ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:58,
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:07,
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that is ace.
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dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:36,
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BIG LOL!!!
I missed this one! Great stuff indeed.
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Mon 3 Dec 2007, 22:42,
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..famous ..grouse... suicide
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beaubodor blogless ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:38,
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ha ha ha
*Gil Scott Heron*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:39,
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If other folks give up theirs I'll give up mine
Actually that's a grouse you silly. I worked that out all by myself due to the name on the post :) 'lo Prof!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:41,
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lo Funky Wonder Person
:) yeah - I just like to be reminded of Gil Scott Heron though - the image my my head sing '.. his old man's got a problem, and it's a bad one...' How's you?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45,
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Aah of course, "The Bottle"
"The Bottle"Top tune. I am full of OKness thanks. You?
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:46,
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YEAH
*HAVING IT MIDDLING* I'm am okay - for the first time in a long time I'm working jolly hard and I've discovered I don't hate it... edit - also - if you didn't get the music reference, what hope is there for most of teh rest of these plebs?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:49,
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*wails*
Well I just got a litte confused with the gun tune and the bottle tune. I am not sure how many B3tards are open to teh funk. Sometimes I think the majority of them are into loud and/or guitary groups and college rock.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53,
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I know
IT MAKES ME SICK! although there's more than a couple who have impecable taste in music, which is nice.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57,
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Well I wouldn't shun somebody because of their music taste
For example I think U2 are good at what they do. I just don't like what they do. Which other B3tards have the funk 'n stuff?
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59,
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Deb's has knowledge of Can and their krauty goodness
Sonic Broom and Afinkawan get the Prof's seal of approval ... Twig seems to know a thing or two about your hip hop music :)
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:04,
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I listen to a variety of Berlin School EM
That I'd be willing to bet is lost on a good 99.6% of you. Then of course there's the downtempo shoegazer stuff from the 90s and a few oddments to keep things interesting.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:19,
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if you have anything by DJ Krush (or Krust)
(or anything on crippled dick hot wax, or Underground Resistance) you're okay by me :)
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:28,
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You wouldn't say that
if you'd ever heard Bono's cover of "Hallelujah". Q magazine voted Jeff Buckley's version the best song of all time recently, I would like to submit Bono's version as the worst ever. It made me want to destroy the world.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:20,
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U2 are not good
Bono is an arse... Once U2 towers is build I will not be visiting Dublin again until it falls down.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:30,
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*glees*
wild man! EDIT: Sorry I should look closer, I thought it was a Wild Turkey:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:42,
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Yeah, but what a way to go
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:44,
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The whisky will now have crunchy bits!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:44,
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Warning Scorpion may contain sharp parts
I was given a miniature bottle of Scorpion Vodka, with a real dead scorpion in it, for my birthday. My friend forgot I was a vegetarian. The bottle bares the legend "Warning: Scorpion may contain sharp parts, consume with care." Any one for a scorpion?
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:23,
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I think I did that lst night...
* Hic!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:47,
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Yum!
refreshing.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53,
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Moral of the story . . .
don't drink and grouse ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57,
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This deserved more recognition!
:D
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:15,
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Philip! Philip! Philip!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:38,
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where's mofaha when you need em
TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:39,
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Haha
never far from here my friend :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:58,
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nice one Dook
that's exceedingly hypnotic WOO YAY
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:41,
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bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:43,
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looks more like
bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi.
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45,
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Philip!
I met a man last night who was almost the spit of Philip Scofield (Schofield?) 'cept a lot more good-looking. /blog
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:43,
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It is indeed
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59,
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Makes me think of David Byrne
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Hagbard MacDougal ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:02,
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Makes me think of Peter Gabriel
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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:09,
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...
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:35,
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Oooh.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:36,
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ta
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:36,
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Cool!
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:36,
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thank ya
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:42,
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rubbish*
*this is a lie
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:37,
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nah its the truth!!
nad you know it! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:42,
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All that motion
In a still picture. Can I have just a little of that talent, please?
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:39,
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pfffft
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:43,
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Wowzers.
That's great! And not dark and grotesque. Cool. *clicks*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:40,
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hehehhe
:) yeah my computer isnt working right at the moment - dark stuff is just to taxing :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:44,
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this is tres nice
and reminds me of the Children's Prison edit: this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4tTKITTfK0 lovely bit of bleepery
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:42,
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i shall have to watch that!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45,
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Striking !
So is the pose . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:42,
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hehehhe
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45,
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You know what you are?
Too damn talented, that's what
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:44,
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pffft
says the woman with the amazing gallery :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:46,
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Compared to yours?
Stuff and nonsense
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:49,
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It is amazing, innit
uh, is that what you kids call it these days?
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57,
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Tea? Meet monitor....
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59,
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Sorry, love
You need a squeegie for that?
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14,
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Fair maid, white and red
Comb you smooth and stroke your head
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fuscous ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45,
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oooh that rhymes
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:46,
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That's groovy that is
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45,
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woo!
thank ya! :D also 'lo!!:D hahah love your sig :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:47,
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I was looking for a more obvious double entendre
'lo!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:49,
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heheheh
i like it! Plus it does my street cred a lot of good :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:51,
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Flowerpot and "street cred" in the same paragraph?
pfft
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:03,
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Hi Flower!
I needed you to back me up yesterday. I was trying to teach that scamp Ivesb about Pet Shop Boys, but he was being thick about 80s music and about anything much older than him in general. Good lad, though, mind...
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:48,
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i like the pet shop boys
sad huh! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:49,
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Nothing sad about it at all.
I still listen to Tears for Fears, but then, I'm square in the over-40 crowd.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54,
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dat's grate!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:49,
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thank you sir!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:52,
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Cor!
That's very lush rev :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59,
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thank you sir
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:21,
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hmm.™
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WOLF .™ ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:26,
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I read that as kum bay ya
My dyslexia's getting worse
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:27,
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*burns Trellis Towers*
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:29,
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*reads as 'trellis is a lovely'*
Aw, thanks :)
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:30,
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Trellis is a lovely
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:33,
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How DARE you!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:42,
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psst - you forgot to give him a good slap!
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45,
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yeah - ^this
*drops trou* thank you miss, please may I have another
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:52,
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I dare madam
I dare a great deal *embraces* *dips*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50,
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Tres Romantique!
Better scoop this one up, Ms Trelly!
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:55,
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I read this as bums
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:31,
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It's usually the way
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:35,
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BUMMING -
THE WAY FORWARD!
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:36,
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*Or Backward
as the case may be
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WOLF .™ ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:37,
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tis better to give
than to receive
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:38,
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As a Dyslexic
I have noticed it does get worse in the presence of a singing nun with a guitar.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:31,
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But it's as simple as Doh, Ray, Me...
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:32,
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Moy, De, Rah?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:33,
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Do it right or i'll leave you behind when the nazi's come
children.
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:35,
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Nazis cumming children?
Blimey not something you see everyday........
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WOLF .™ ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:37,
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Just something you see every christmas
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:02,
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ouldn't handle the pressure, poor sod.
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Slurpy The Frog ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:20,
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:(
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:22,
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Cripes!
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Slurpy The Frog ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:26,
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Watch the other one on there
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:26,
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The lady eating it?
Jesus fucking Hatfucker Christ. I'd walk on glass, I'd swim with sharks, I'd bungee jump into a volcano, but I'd NEVER do that. I don't care how good that car is, I don't want it THAT much.
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Slurpy The Frog ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:28,
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Listen to it with just the sound.
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:32,
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Grab it and put it in your mouth!
"Go on! You can do it Cassandra! Grab it! Put it in your mouth and chew it! YEAH! YEAH THAT'S IT!!"
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:35,
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Found this while searching for source pics for this compo.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:29,
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AAAaaaargh!
Kill it with bombs!
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Slurpy The Frog ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:32,
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Would need a bomb to take care of that beast.
The old 'glass and card' manouevre is categorically not an option.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:34,
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YES IT IS
You'd get all of its legs off too!
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:37,
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i love the way
that someones posted a comment saying "the chickens are more interested in eating than grieving". do chickens grieve?
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message long storyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53,
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Yours is rather better than:
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:25,
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No, no, no,
my animation is crappy.
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Slurpy The Frog ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:26,
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hmmmm...
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FloydPink has a full robot chubby... ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:20,
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IT BE A PLATYPOST...
platypostbox! postboxpus! flatypus. [and Darwin ZOMG]
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Dan of the Crippled Nipples ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45,
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Time travelling..
platypost no less. Something made me want to type plartypus there...
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Jokel ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:27,
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RIS
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11,
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'ningles all.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:19,
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Pull!!
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:20,
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Hahahaha!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:20,
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Hello, cruel world!
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Slurpy The Frog ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:22,
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I was tempted to put a sign round his neck saying 'Goodbye cruel world'
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:24,
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hahaha!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:23,
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This made me giggle
Out loud. In front of people.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:28,
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I'm sorry
It won't happen again.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:31,
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i like this muchly
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50,
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Me Want Pemgwin!!!
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cityboydal is a first post failure ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:18,
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Why is your cupboard speaking?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:21,
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Try using that as a chat-up line.
100% something guaranteed.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:22,
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my best chat up line ever:
I was with my girlfriend and a few friends, I get up and go to the bar to order drinks, I sit on a bar stool and a tall blonde figure (who my brain registeres as my girlfriend) steps up to the bar behind me... I bend backwards in my seat so that I'm upside down and looking at her and say in a funny voice 'Hellllooooo Beautiful' and sit sit upright. My brain takes a couple of moments to turn the face of the person I was looking at upside down and then registers that it is not infact my girlfriend, but some other blonde bit. I turn and she's wetting herself laughing at me and she says hello.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:27,
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Mums are kind like that:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:29,
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your's is
:p
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:34,
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The dirty filly!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:41,
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That's ace.
I think for me it would've been about ten (of shit, more like fourteen) years ago at a party after seeing Nine Inch Nails (look 'em up on youtube if you don't know the music, wee ones) in concert. There was this one young lady in particular who was quite taken by the music of Mr. Reznor & co., and made sure everyone knew it. She told the room in general (quite loudly in fact), "When I hear that song, I want to f*ck someone silly!" To which I was quick to jump up with my arm raised - schoolboy fashion - and shout out "I'm someone silly!" The room went kinda quiet for a moment, and needless to say, I didn't get laid that night.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:44,
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HA HA HA
ace - we should set up a support group
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54,
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the new Intelligent Kitchen from Ikea
will kill then replace you.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:23,
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From Mother Russia is it?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:25,
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yes
yes it is
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:35,
archived )
Is that Jordan's blind kid?
You naughty man! guilty lol tho
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:41,
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...Ahh, the other senses improve to compensate...
..including hunger apparently.. He'd eat that, no questions belmed...
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Phlash ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:58,
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Puppycide
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CowJam ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:09,
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*office noooooooooooooooooooooos!*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:10,
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hahaha
I'm mortified that after all my years here I don't have anything I can repost for this challenge.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:11,
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^^this
I can't beleive I'm the same for this *burrows through jpgs deeper*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:13,
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hahahaha!!
thats excellent!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:12,
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quick pea for compo
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:00,
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he loves it the slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:02,
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corrrrrrrrr!
blimey!
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06,
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Threadjack
Quick everyone to here www.b3ta.com/links/139232 Gold has been struck.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:08,
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haha
that is pure gold!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:12,
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Hahaha.
"The Silver Fox" indeed! That deserves a vintage spanging.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:12,
archived )
what a bunch of windowlickers!
'Fail' material for decades to come!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:14,
archived )
Quickly! Someone sign up!
We can submit our own images for the Calendar!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:25,
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wahey!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:15,
archived )
hahahahaha!
most woo!
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dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:10,
archived )
Which led almost directly on to this
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Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it ,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:19,
archived )
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