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# I <3 Gloves


Click It For Super Awesome Size!

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Click no worky!
Woo for the small size though
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Blasted HTML!
Linky is fixsched :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Pffft
Nice. Especially 'I won't wear a hat'
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Glove Hurts
Glove will tear us Apart
Glove me do

And other Customs and Excise favourites
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Once mitten, twice shy...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# "I will always glove you"
made me snicker and chortle!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# 'Hand in Glove' would be on there, surely?
Oh. 'Romantic'. I see now.

*purchases anyway*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Hrmmm
At this rate there will have to be a second volume!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I nominate a 'least romantic' edition.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# How deep is your glove.
Glove me tender.
Silly glove song.
Glove don't love here any more.
The greatest glove of all.
Glove glove glove.
I just called to say I glove you
Also a follow up for Meat Loaf - Hat out of hell?


Sorry, most woo!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# birthdayss


i plugged my computer into my tv now its crazzy big.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Hurrah!
This is a thing that I like.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Aww that's cute
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Give it up now
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Is it half term or something?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# haha
looooser.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Because of that,
I drew a picture of you licking a goat's cock:

NSFW: www.wheelybird.com/pictures/giancarlo_sucking_a_goat.jpg
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I know about your redirects
So I wont fall for it
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Happy TV and things day !
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Thass perty
My mate has internets coming through his PS3 onto his 42 inch Samsung HD telly thing.
It's fucking huge.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# yeah
thats the tv ive got. well big.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Woo! =]
Lully stuff \o/
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# thats what im talking about.........


(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Are you from the Network 'Hood?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hmm
SQL Graffiti...........

I can hear the local residents now
"Bloody scum, look at this mess on my wall,
they haven't even created the view properly and as for that groupby, just disgusting"
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# All these depressed animals are making me sad
So here's a fluffy kitteh!

I just blagged a cheapo graphics tablet and this is my first attempt at using it, not as easy as i thought it would be!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# nice
woolage
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I like a good yarn !
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Your cat has ears like an old man
full of hair.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# a new graphics tablet and no magenta cock?
for shame!

*edit* how rude...tis lully
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Damnit! I forgot... well it's too late now :(
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Tis too late indeed
You are now an outcast. But we get to keep your kitty.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *Casts self out in shame
*offers up a token magenta cock anyway
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# YAY!
you are out of the proverbial dog house
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# cat!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# A retouching of an older image.
(CFB)
Something new.
(CFB)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
retouch.

Both of those are brilliant.

I Woo them!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Don't show JJ
He'll explode in a massive splash of hentai fluids.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# indeed
but the fluid is highly flamable and could power many lightbulbs!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I posted the original with a yellow smiley face stuck over the "rude" parts
like he does.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# TITS WITH TENTACLES!
or something
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Yes, her smile is friendlier now
And she's bejeweled now too.

(I saved the old one for WP. 'Tis Woosome.)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Oh, I'm glad you liked it enough.
I didn't bother making this one into a wp, but it might fit over the top of the other one. Sorry.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Oh, gowan then
Make me a wallpaper version!

You know, because I can demand such things! Right?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I would, but I had to burn the images to a disc to get them to this internet
and I need more practice with Paint before I can get it right on there.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I'll hold my breath until you do what I want!
* inhales
* waits








* dies
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# *10 tickles*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I don't get it
5 bars and 4 shadows
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Actually, no, that's how the light fell.
I was drawing from life there, so if it looks wrong, that's just your eyes.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# now I get it
shadow of the bed not the wall
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 14:36, archived)
# My favourite Spanish connectivity


(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# this is the fist time ive seen this one
but Ive seen the sql
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# don't just see the sql
You need to taste the sql,
breathe the sql
and Be the sql...............
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] was it "4 and twenty kittens baked in a pie" ?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# haha
They look a bit rare.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Have you just been to the dentist?

EDIT: Pffft, you ninja you =)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# MORE BLOOD
MORE BLOOD
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Mmmm mmm mm
they've gone a delectable golden brown
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# mmm
kitten pie, my favourite
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] yey, I found one to repost :D wrong place for a mouse to bath
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# cat looks like he's just waiting for it to finish
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# yup....
....they taste better with milk in their pores.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I asked for them medium rare
GOD DAMN IT!

WOO YAY KITTY SNUGGLES
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Waiter, this hair pie is just a lot of pussy
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Milkshake !
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# that brings all my boys to the yard
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# hallelujah
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Chocolate-flavoured Science!
The best kind!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I don't understand this.
But it's very pretty.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Oi! you there!!
www.b3ta.com/board/7800617

There is absolutely no need for the horse link in your profile! 2nd time today goddammit!!

swine
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Is that...
Is that a Coco Pops Sky?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# coco pops sky at night
shepherd's delight
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# moo.. i mean woo
TJ: not worth its own thread, i gone done an office art, yay for lack of boss and white boards
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# How so very...
Productive of you.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Ah yes
'cos productivity in the workplace is one of those values that b3ta treasures dearly...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# obviously.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# what's written on the left?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# it says:
1 more full week
have fun

from a retard that i work with who stuck a sticky label on the white board and wrote on it before realising that he couldn't peel it off
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Writing on a label on a whiteboard is cause for dismissal, surely :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# we have a company culling policey
we take employees who piss us off out back and shoot them with BB guns*

*not known by the bosses... also we are right on the back of gatwick airport so it would be brilliant if some coppers saw us playing with guns in the back yard they'd think it was a terrorist attack being planned
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# "I reck fall wank house Eve."
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# It looks vaguely like "Fall Wank House Fun", which could be a band name.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Spot goes for a walk with the family
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# needs more rock tied to his tail..
=D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# With pics like that
you've got the compo in the bag.

Spot wouldn't be in such trouble if he'd controlled his canal desires.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# omg thats bad
any more jokes like that and I'll jump ;)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# *pushes*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Lovely, but a touch too big
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# 'ning Trelly!
*huggles*

Y'alreet? Long time no see =)

Also: Just "a touch"?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# That's murder!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# ^this
Compo is suicide not infanticide!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# when has what the compo been about ever had
any influence over when gets compoed?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# This is true...
now where did I put those Prince source files?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# They were removed from your comp
by ninja lawyers.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Fucking hell - that's a HUGE spot
Also, suicide? Maybe it's assisted. They asked for it.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# very nice
but a tad large...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor wormy
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *giggles*
Needs more ad infinitum
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# hehe
yes, I considered that, but got a bit bored
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Don't blame you
Tis most woosome as is :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# arf
Are worms hermaphrodites?


(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# not sure...
possibly...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# and so are slugs
... although I think the thing about both bits living when you chop them in half is an incorrectness, I think they both ultimately die do death in a short space of time.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
they don't call you Prof for nothing.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# they call me it because I tell them to
... and because I've yet to find a practical application for my intelligence.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Yep.
They die. THey just have very long death throws(is that how you spell it?) according to one S. Fry.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# yes
I saw it on QI a while ago. They are essentially dead, it's the twitchy nerves that make them seem like they're still alive.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# death throes? *googles*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Thank you, sir
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# But you can slice a paramecium up the middle
and get two perfectly serviceable parameciums out of the deal.

If you're so inclined.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# You mean pelargoniums
Two plants for the price of one!
/Charlie "Norks" Dimmock
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Paramecia!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Dammit!
I know you're right. Oops.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I just wanted to know for sure so I could use the line
in that case they can go fuck themselves and mean it literally :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# yes - very good
you get 10 QI points
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Which I shall probably lose during the next round
for stating the bleedin' obvious :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# fingers on buzzers
what is Gil Scott Heron's father well know for?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Length of his cock.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# actually - that might be correct
Gil actually released a track which described his father's propensity to womanise... they lyrics being

'he's a legend in his own mind and, God's gift to women, on a day God wasn't giving up a thing.'
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# scottish footy
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# This
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Yes -
well done... you both get 50 QI points
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# *BIG SMILE*
that's right Debbil, he was the first black player to play for the Glagow Celtic's Soccer team
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I'd say it's possibly a misunderstanding of this
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Wikipedia is just one big misunderstanding
overseen by sex pests and deviants
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Haha
My friend complained that wikipedia listed The Pub Landlord as a "British Nationalist" when in reality he's a "Pub Landlord"

Needless to say, my friend is an idiot.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# wikitruth.org is a great webiste
and details how crap wikipedia really is:

www.wikitruth.info/
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# as long as the first seven segments from the head are still in one piece, the front part lives on
...I think
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# it's incredible to think
that worms can count to 7!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Fuck me a talking annelid!
woo
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Doubled the bait
for fishing . . . thank you wormy !
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!

...and I'll just slip this in here :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# That's lovely that is
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Aw...
=)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# haha woo!
and dammit :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Have a pornbot dancing woman

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# that is ace.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# BIG LOL!!!
I missed this one! Great stuff indeed.
(, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ..famous ..grouse... suicide
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
*Gil Scott Heron*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# If other folks give up theirs I'll give up mine
Actually that's a grouse you silly. I worked that out all by myself due to the name on the post :)

'lo Prof!

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# lo Funky Wonder Person
:)

yeah - I just like to be reminded of Gil Scott Heron though - the image my my head sing '.. his old man's got a problem, and it's a bad one...'

How's you?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Aah of course, "The Bottle"
"The Bottle"Top tune.

I am full of OKness thanks. You?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# YEAH
*HAVING IT MIDDLING*

I'm am okay - for the first time in a long time I'm working jolly hard and I've discovered I don't hate it...

edit - also - if you didn't get the music reference, what hope is there for most of teh rest of these plebs?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# *wails*
Well I just got a litte confused with the gun tune and the bottle tune.

I am not sure how many B3tards are open to teh funk. Sometimes I think the majority of them are into loud and/or guitary groups and college rock.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# I know
IT MAKES ME SICK!

although there's more than a couple who have impecable taste in music, which is nice.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Well I wouldn't shun somebody because of their music taste
For example I think U2 are good at what they do. I just don't like what they do.

Which other B3tards have the funk 'n stuff?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Deb's has knowledge of Can and their krauty goodness
Sonic Broom and Afinkawan get the Prof's seal of approval ... Twig seems to know a thing or two about your hip hop music

:)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I listen to a variety of Berlin School EM
That I'd be willing to bet is lost on a good 99.6% of you.

Then of course there's the downtempo shoegazer stuff from the 90s and a few oddments to keep things interesting.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# if you have anything by DJ Krush (or Krust)
(or anything on crippled dick hot wax, or Underground Resistance)

you're okay by me

:)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# You wouldn't say that
if you'd ever heard Bono's cover of "Hallelujah". Q magazine voted Jeff Buckley's version the best song of all time recently, I would like to submit Bono's version as the worst ever. It made me want to destroy the world.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# U2 are not good
Bono is an arse... Once U2 towers is build I will not be visiting Dublin again until it falls down.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# *glees*
wild man!

EDIT: Sorry I should look closer, I thought it was a Wild Turkey:)

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Yeah, but what a way to go
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# The whisky will now have crunchy bits!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Warning Scorpion may contain sharp parts
I was given a miniature bottle of Scorpion Vodka, with a real dead scorpion in it, for my birthday. My friend forgot I was a vegetarian. The bottle bares the legend "Warning: Scorpion may contain sharp parts, consume with care."

Any one for a scorpion?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I think I did that lst night...

* Hic!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Yum!
refreshing.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Moral of the story . . .
don't drink and grouse ?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# This deserved more recognition!
:D
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Philip! Philip! Philip!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# where's mofaha when you need em
TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Haha
never far from here my friend :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# nice one Dook
that's exceedingly hypnotic

WOO YAY
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# looks more like
bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi. bidi.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Philip!
I met a man last night who was almost the spit of Philip Scofield (Schofield?) 'cept a lot more good-looking.
/blog
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha, inspired by /links? ;D
^5
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# It is indeed
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Makes me think of David Byrne
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Makes me think of Peter Gabriel
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# ...
celabrate
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Oooh.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# ta
:)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Cool!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# thank ya
:)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# rubbish*
*this is a lie
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# nah its the truth!!
nad you know it! :D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# All that motion
In a still picture.

Can I have just a little of that talent, please?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# pfffft
:)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Wowzers.
That's great! And not dark and grotesque. Cool.
*clicks*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# hehehhe
:) yeah my computer isnt working right at the moment - dark stuff is just to taxing :D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# this is tres nice
and reminds me of the Children's Prison

edit: this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4tTKITTfK0

lovely bit of bleepery
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# i shall have to watch that!
:)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Striking !
So is the pose . . .
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hehehhe
:)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# You know what you are?
Too damn talented, that's what
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# pffft
says the woman with the amazing gallery :D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Compared to yours?
Stuff and nonsense
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# It is amazing, innit


uh, is that what you kids call it these days?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Tea? Meet monitor....
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Sorry, love
You need a squeegie for that?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Fair maid, white and red
Comb you smooth and stroke your head
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# oooh that rhymes
:)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# That's groovy that is
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# woo!
thank ya! :D also 'lo!!:D

hahah love your sig :D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I was looking for a more obvious double entendre
'lo!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# heheheh
i like it! Plus it does my street cred a lot of good :D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Flowerpot and "street cred" in the same paragraph?
pfft
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Hi Flower!
I needed you to back me up yesterday. I was trying to teach that scamp Ivesb about Pet Shop Boys, but he was being thick about 80s music and about anything much older than him in general. Good lad, though, mind...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# i like the pet shop boys
sad huh! :D
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Nothing sad about it at all.
I still listen to Tears for Fears, but then, I'm square in the over-40 crowd.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# dat's grate!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Cor!
That's very lush rev :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# thank you sir
:)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hmm.™


(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I read that as kum bay ya
My dyslexia's getting worse
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *burns Trellis Towers*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *reads as 'trellis is a lovely'*
Aw, thanks :)
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Trellis is a lovely
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# How DARE you!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
#
psst - you forgot to give him a good slap!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# yeah - ^this
*drops trou*

thank you miss, please may I have another
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I dare madam
I dare a great deal

*embraces*
*dips*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Tres Romantique!
Better scoop this one up, Ms Trelly!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I read this as bums
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# It's usually the way
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# BUMMING -
THE WAY FORWARD!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *Or Backward
as the case may be
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# tis better to give
than to receive
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# As a Dyslexic
I have noticed it does get worse in the presence of a singing nun with a guitar.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# But it's as simple as Doh, Ray, Me...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Moy, De, Rah?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Do it right or i'll leave you behind when the nazi's come
children.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Nazis cumming children?
Blimey not something you see everyday........
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Just something you see every christmas
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ouldn't handle the pressure, poor sod.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Cripes!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Watch the other one on there
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# The lady eating it?
Jesus fucking Hatfucker Christ.
I'd walk on glass, I'd swim with sharks, I'd bungee jump into a volcano,

but I'd NEVER do that.

I don't care how good that car is, I don't want it THAT much.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Listen to it with just the sound.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Grab it and put it in your mouth!
"Go on! You can do it Cassandra!
Grab it!
Put it in your mouth and chew it!
YEAH!
YEAH THAT'S IT!!"
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Found this while searching for source pics for this compo.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# AAAaaaargh!
Kill it with bombs!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Would need a bomb to take care of that beast.
The old 'glass and card' manouevre is categorically not an option.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# YES IT IS
You'd get all of its legs off too!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# i love the way
that someones posted a comment saying "the chickens are more interested in eating than grieving".
do chickens grieve?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Yours is rather better than:
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# No, no, no,
my animation is crappy.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# IT BE A PLATYPOST...
platypostbox! postboxpus!

flatypus. [and Darwin ZOMG]
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Time travelling..
platypost no less. Something made me want to type plartypus there...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# RIS
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Pull!!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Hello, cruel world!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I was tempted to put a sign round his neck saying 'Goodbye cruel world'
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# This made me giggle
Out loud. In front of people.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# I'm sorry
It won't happen again.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# i like this muchly
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Me Want Pemgwin!!!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Why is your cupboard speaking?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Try using that as a chat-up line.


100% something guaranteed.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# my best chat up line ever:
I was with my girlfriend and a few friends, I get up and go to the bar to order drinks, I sit on a bar stool and a tall blonde figure (who my brain registeres as my girlfriend) steps up to the bar behind me... I bend backwards in my seat so that I'm upside down and looking at her and say in a funny voice 'Hellllooooo Beautiful' and sit sit upright.

My brain takes a couple of moments to turn the face of the person I was looking at upside down and then registers that it is not infact my girlfriend, but some other blonde bit. I turn and she's wetting herself laughing at me and she says hello.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Mums are kind like that:P
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# your's is
:p
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# The dirty filly!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# That's ace.
I think for me it would've been about ten (of shit, more like fourteen) years ago at a party after seeing Nine Inch Nails (look 'em up on youtube if you don't know the music, wee ones) in concert. There was this one young lady in particular who was quite taken by the music of Mr. Reznor & co., and made sure everyone knew it. She told the room in general (quite loudly in fact), "When I hear that song, I want to f*ck someone silly!" To which I was quick to jump up with my arm raised - schoolboy fashion - and shout out "I'm someone silly!"

The room went kinda quiet for a moment, and needless to say, I didn't get laid that night.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# HA HA HA
ace - we should set up a support group
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# the new Intelligent Kitchen from Ikea
will kill then replace you.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# From Mother Russia is it?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# yes
yes it is
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Is that Jordan's blind kid?
You naughty man! guilty lol tho
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# ...Ahh, the other senses improve to compensate...
..including hunger apparently.. He'd eat that, no questions belmed...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Puppycide




(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *office noooooooooooooooooooooos!*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha
I'm mortified that after all my years here I don't have anything I can repost for this challenge.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# ^^this
I can't beleive I'm the same for this

*burrows through jpgs deeper*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha!!
thats excellent!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] quick pea for compo
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# he loves it the slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# corrrrrrrrr!
blimey!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Threadjack
Quick everyone to here
www.b3ta.com/links/139232

Gold has been struck.
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# haha
that is pure gold!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha.
"The Silver Fox" indeed!

That deserves a vintage spanging.

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# what a bunch of windowlickers!
'Fail' material for decades to come!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Quickly! Someone sign up!
We can submit our own images for the Calendar!

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# wahey!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahaha!
most woo!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Which led almost directly on to this
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

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