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This was way better in my head

I couldn't remember the funny part for this post...

I know it had something to do with johns mclane and mccain repectivley

ah well, enjoy

(tubeman trousers, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)

lolitics.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

Hahaha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

old white guys with guns.

START FUCKING RUNNING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

*starts fucking running*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

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use that you dirty thread deleter!
OH NOT AGAIN!
I've replied TWICE now - you arse!
not your MrPineapple sir

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

Don't shout at me =[

Also, they shouldnt use it yet.
They should optimise it first.

Still hasn't loaded for me yet..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)

sorry i was enraged

and i was editing as you was typing that :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

*sniffle*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

*sells you some cake*

free cake for only £1.99!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

FREE CAKE, AT THAT PRICE?

I CAN'T LOSE!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)

Oi, I wanted to flame him!

Spoilsport!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

I realised the other day how awesome Brion James was.

Having enjoyed him so much in different roles in different movies I only just twigged they were all the same actor.

smoke much?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)

though my favourite is still Arthur in "Crimewave", shot when he was completely off his tits.

and they say cocaine is a dangerous drug.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)

WE ARE ALL ABOUT THE MURDER HERE ON B3TA.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)

IT'S 2008 AND MY BASEMENT IS FULL ALREADY

TIME TO MOVE HOUSE I GUESS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

Proper Laugh :D

Haha!

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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)

Zis d smallest one I post tonight... I beg your forgivness oh cod

(de do ron ron Essay?What Essay is that?When?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

cod have mercy

on your sole

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)

our flounder, who art in devon,

haddock be thy name

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)

thy kingfish come

thy whale be done

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

Compo n'tree

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

o0 shiney tractor got a tree

woo!
edit : is this like the film laputa (no its not spanish for the cock - well it might be but its not about cocks)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

It's named after 'Laputa', the flying island city state from Gulliver's Travels.

"Part Three - A Voyage to Laputa, Balnibarbi, Luggnagg, Glubbdubdrib, and Japan".

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

thats the one

i liked that film :) its got a big diamond thingy and robots :)
edit : oh and floaty girls, i think all girls should be able to float in air as well as water

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

Hooray for the robots! =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

if it wasnt so late i'd put that dvd n watch it right now

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

I do not have it on DVD =[

I have a collection of Studio Ghibli movies on my hard drive though, I might put one on later =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)

i think i got my copy from

play.com (i think)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

They regularly have sales on Ghibli stuff.

Just not at the moment.

HMV have ~~some~~ quite a few in their January sale.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)

Crikey!

I don't actually have some of those, thanks for the heads up!

I've been trying to get hold of a copy of Nausicaa for a while, but couldn't find it anywhere =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

While we're shopping (and spamming), here's a must-pre-order from Play.com

Blue Harvest

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:46, archived)

Nausicäa is awesome. The style can vary quite a bit from spartan to overwhelming, but it's a big inspiration for Laputa.

But it's the trailer for 'Whisper of the Heart' on all those DVDs that haunted me until I bought it. It's full of imagery like references to films that hadn't been made yet, and the way you don't realise the song is 'Country Roads' sung in Japanese until the end of the trailer is perfect timing. It was a big thing for them because the director snuffed it soon after it was finished. Look out for the girl and the cat sitting on the train as copied in 'Spirited Away', and a Kiki-like witch in a hanging decoration. 'The Cat Returns' is supposed to be a story written by the girl in this film.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)

I noticed loads of little references in that movie

I loved the idea of the Baron in the film, i flipped out when I saw him =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)

One of the best Miyazakis.

Love the Welsh/Cornish/Japanese mining town with its elevated railways, the ironclad airships, and the engineer who SEGA copied for Dr. Robotnik.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)

It's just your average spacetree I think

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

is that a tractor or a solar sail to which you sail the stars?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

It's the ISS from a funny angle

or just an early version

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

*ignorance*

sorry whats an ISS?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

international space sandwich

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)

mmm space sandwich

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

international space station?

/prosaic

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)

Integrated Soviet Saucepans

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

Irate

Slovakian Scarecrows

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:36, archived)

I love that movie =]

Hard =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

whats the series where they turn into dragons?

legend of the four kings or something? it was on tv about 4 o clock in the morning in 1995 or something like that - anyone?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

that sounds familiar

I only remember a giant carp swimming around in the bad guy's place

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:26, archived)

Treed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)

Compo N'tree..!!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:34, archived)

pff!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:42, archived)

For the child that has everything*

*Keep away from children at all times. Crabs are not toys.

Also available from CRABNET™ industries:
The original CRABNET™.
CRABNET™ NETS, the ultimate accessory.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

mmmmmm

now them's good eatin'!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

What flavour are they?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)

I'm not sure.

But they're high in crabohydrates.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

They're bloody albatross flavour, aren't they?

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Ratsta, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

d'ya get wafers with it?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

YAY

CRABS
*enclickens*

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

Do they come with botchelism as standard?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

Crabs do not come as standard.

They may be bought, or caught separately.

Small vials of botchelism may be bought at £3.99 from all good CRABNET™ stocking stores.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

Rip-off if you ask me.

Crabs 'R' Us do a fish crabab for £2.99 with extra clawness!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

These are non licensed products, and action is currently being taken.

Crab piracy funds terrorism.

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR, WHY WOULD YOU STEAL A CRAB RELATED PRODUCT?

Also, I would like to point out that they do not contain the option of crabnetic features at a low low additional cost of £1.99.

This crabnetic feature allows for use with other crabnetic products, in order to produce a more wholesome family crab experience.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)

So why is this not incorporated into your marketing programme?

Had this information been available to me at the time of purchace I would have undoubtedly chosen Crabnet™ products.
I submit it to you that you are to blame and you are in fact funding terrorism.

Piracy Funds Terrorism is a fantastic album

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

Slander will not be tolerated at CRABNET™ industries.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)

CRABS!

FTW!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

I really should be working.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)

good idea.

better go do some then.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

yeah, OK.

See ya'll later b3tards

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

Ok . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)

Don't worry, he'll be fine

once he's drunk.

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

"We made some good scrab cakes too".

"I thought I had a good job, but that was before I knew..."
/Abe

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

"Follow me!"

My girlfriend bought a PS1 off of ebay with Abes Oddysee and we finished in a week. It was so romantic.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

It's glorious. I love posessing a slig to order the slogs to attack.

I played through the whole of the follow-up waiting to do it again, and you only get to do it once, right at the end. Bastards.

P.S. Did you get the 100% ending?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

We got the bad ending where you die first time round.

Then we played it through again. Stupid impatient girls.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)

If you love it, you have to get into Zelda if you're not already.

If you don't have a Wii, get Ocarina of Time on an old N64. Trust me. Failing that, Link's Awakening on an old Gameboy. A game so beautiful that once it dawns on you how it's been set up to end from the very first moment then you won't want to complete it. The last button press will break your heart and leave you a cynical wretch for the rest of your life.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

i'm in the middle

of completing ocarina of time for the third time. it's well good.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

Never been into Zelda.

Possibly because I've never owned a Nintendo. Link is my character however when we play Super Smash Brothers at my mate's house. He's the best.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)

i'd never played it before

but my mate gave me a gamecube a few months ago. once i got past my mario double dash obsession, i started playing zelda. it rocks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)

My favourite game of all time was first released on the GC.

Resident Evil 4 - an absolute masterpiece.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

killed within 30 seconds.

pissed off.
threw the controller.
never played it again.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)

Unbelieveable.

It's the best game ever made. Without exception. Makes me want to buy a Wii to play it with real shooty action.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

i may give it another try

but not when i'm in a bad mood

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)

You should. The next best game at a close second is Killer7.

Try that.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:52, archived)

It is amazing on the Wii

You realise that what 'Gun survivor' needed all along was the Nunchuck controller.

To play a ResE game with full character control and a pointy-shooty stick is a glorious dream come true. The controls are actually more playable than anything else on the Wii, including Zelda.
To be honest, apart from the A button and B trigger, the other buttons on the Wiimote are a pain in the arse to use.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)

As well as the new Zelda (which is fab)

You can download Ocarina of Time from the Wii web shop to play on it. Though you'll need the classic plug-in controller too.

Although the new Zelda is a bit fiddly with the controls, don't you think? Sometimes the trigger is 'Select' and 'A' is back, other times it swaps round. And having to shake the controller rather than actually wield the sword is a bit of a let down, and it fucks up my left elbow doing the spin attack.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)

never really played it on the wii

i get very obsessive about games, i play them for months, until boredom sets in.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)

Hahahahah

You loon.

Hallo

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

Hallo.

I must alert you to the fact that I am not in fact a loon, but a commercial genius.

You cannot tell me you are not interested in one of our versatile products.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

But...

I don't like crabs. So to me, you are a loon. Or possibly a genius for discovering the fact that crabs are magnetable (magnetized? i don't know). So ha!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

The marvelous thing is not that crabs are magnetic.

They are in fact, 'crabnetic'.

Scientists at CRABNET™ labs have been developing ways to enhance the crab catching experience in an attempt to rekindle the age old sport of crab fishing.

As it has become impractical for people to sit around and wait for crabs, what with the increasingly fast paced lifestyle of todays youth, and adult consumers, we deemed it necessary to study a new means of crab catching.

Whether it be through magnets, or other means, CRABNET™ are devoted to bringing you, and your friends and family, a much more enjoyable and safe crab filled lifestyle.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

Crab fishing?

is that where they drop those metal baskets underwater attached to a string and leave them there for a while?

Crabnetic. That's a new word for me. FireFox is telling me that I' spelling it wrong. Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)

It USED to be like that.

NOW YOU CAN CRAB FISH TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT, AND STILL LEAD A FUN PACKED LIFESTYLE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)

HOORAY!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)

MMMMmmmmm..

Now want's a crabab instead of my dinner....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

Got my bib on . . .

will I need a hammer ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

truly its CRABTACULAR!

i love these Woo Yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:12, archived)

why crabs?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)

What else would you suggest CRABNET™ sell?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

why can't you use this in jail?

is it because the crabs are infact alive and can burrow out and lead you to their secret crab layer?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

This is true.

CRABNET™ products are not suitable for prison use, and we do not condone the use of CRABNET™ products for prison escapes, no matter how daring the attempt may be.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)

tasty!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

Feed me . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

No! You can't have my salmon!

woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

Got trout ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

You can assume the same applies for all fish.

Shellfish, too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

You are ?

No wonder you won't share . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

haha, I'm very possessive of food.

/greedy

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

I'll take your word for it . . .

What else ya got ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

sea

or river?

(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

Closest !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

darn

fresh out of both, can do you a Fray Bentos pie, if you have a can opener, always forget something

(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

I've got a rusty screwdriver . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

WIN!

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

It . . . it's the

snarn again wingers !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

oh noes

its poo-bear!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

IS THAT KNUT!

I love that furry little Knut!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNWrFmCCfXw
*sings along*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

I love knut too :)

best of all the animals!
ICE BEAR FTW

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

aww where can i buy one of those in the form of a burger?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

Is that Arnold ?

I loved Arnold the talking pig !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

I'll be bacon

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

isle b

bacon and other assorted pork products

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

that's glorious.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)

Get chu some . . . honey dipper !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

Is that a bare bear bearing down on me?

Is that a rainbow trout in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?

(de do ron ron Essay?What Essay is that?When?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

Take you pick . . .

I suppose . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

Got any salmon?

Sorted.

Wah hah hah.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

You lookin too ?

First one shares !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

I like your cats they are goodcats.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

It has been a day for things out of frames

Well, three anyway.

That's me done. Night peeps!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

Thanks for the snack !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

Nah.

He's going to eat you instead.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

The other one's

got quite a big gob too:

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

I can just imagine it's voice . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuw !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)

why does that remind

me of a fleshlight?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

is it because of the incident with the cat?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

I am alergic to cats

and I hate the fucking things

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

Oh . . . you love them too ?

Cough . . . sneeze . . . cough . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)

woo woo

Click for bigger (48KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)

i've heard of lizard lips, but that's just showing off!

it's most clickable, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

It looks like it

feeds on tonsils . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)

Eeeek

The northern black stretchy paw bear!

(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

You say Maybe . . . is that final ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

oi, furry arse,

keep your paws off the picnic basket!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)

OK . . . how much will you take for it ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

it's weight in gold

or one atom of jumbonium

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

I'll weight . . .

It'll take awhile to work up that other stuff . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

gold must be accompanied

by a pair of rubber gloves

/allergic to gold

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

Latex do ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)

yes

i'm used to latex

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)

Aaaaargh! Sentient Picture Bear has found me!

*Gets into time machine and murders grandmother, thus never being born, and causing a massive time paradox that destroys the universe and, hopefully, Sentient Picture Bear*

Or something similar. Either way I don't care.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

Don't care about what . . .

either way ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

Yes.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

did you do

the nasty in the pasty?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

I choose to answer your question in the form of going to bed!

G'night.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

wise choice

g'night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

I watched a TV programe on Channel Five about some guy living with our bear friends the other day

^CFB

It reminded me of this I unearthed today of a cheaky little bugger having a go at a sloth's lunch :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

Daring little critter . . .

it might just get three toed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

yay.. look at him go......

He'll have that frame sanded down and smooth in next to no time...!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

All the way down . . .

to your reply !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

halp!

all the pictures are escaping!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

Read that as escraping . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

Her ...

This is something really old I found on my hard drive whilst having a clear out ... did it in 1998 (ten years old!!!) with clipart and it tells ... tehe

OLD SCHOOL!

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

This is both strange and good

Is it all clipart or did you draw any of it?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

All clipart ...

yeah it was just meant to be strange in an american 80s old school technology way at the time I seem to remember.

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

I am going to sneak this in here.

It is cheese on toast:

From an original by amoebaboy.

Sorry.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

Oh yes.

Lovely

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

this otter looks like a big fat tick the more i look at it

or a spider or some sorts
TJ : www.autoblog.com/2007/12/31/transporter-full-of-vws-drives-into-san-diego-bay/
nice one!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

Oh, sittin in the mornin' sun,

I'll be sittin when the... Holsyshitwhaddafuckwasat?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)

Rockin' grilled !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

ha ha ha ha !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

i read your user name as log-o-land

like lego but made of logs
Yay for tiny people (they live in the floor boards your know)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

log?

it's big, it's heavy, it's wood

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

its better than bad its good
*sing along if you know the words!*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

what..

rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs?
rolls over your neighbour's dog?
what's great for a snack, and fits on your back?
IT'S LOG, LOG, LOG!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

yay!

but who's the greatest mudskipper of them all?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)

SHAFT!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)

bwahahahahahaha!

unexpected shaft!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:01, archived)

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)

who can skip through the mud with the greatest of ease?

what kind of wonderful guy?
who can crawl like a dog without scraping his knees?
WHO'S GOT SEG-MEN-TED EYES?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)

wow

that is all

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

PIMP MY PRIEST!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

Blue . . . suits her fine !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

this is more confusing

than a calvin klein perfume ad. but it is woo nonetheless.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

The Beach?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

possibly

my brain is not up to dealing with the confusion tonight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

Yay

Woo to the old stuff :)

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

This is very odd

but I'm listening to 'Bernadette' by the Four Tops, so all is good.

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

How strange and woo...

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

whoa

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

Uhm...it's their fault

for sending me a prom 2008 catalougue.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

Hahaha

You need to make more random stuff for the gay shift :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

Hahahahaa!

*does not want to feel left out*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

Uh-oh spaghetti-o!

Are you two being nice now?

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

this is the internet.

no nice or bad exists. Just words and codes.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

In other words you want to stir up trouble

and get away with it because it's the internet?

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

Internets are serious business.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

there is no trouble on the internet.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

Except when this guy's about:

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

How's school going for you?

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

are you chatting up kk?

you are,
I know it!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

I'm not.

Besides, I've mentioned my girlfriend to you before, I doubt she'd approve if I was.

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

so in other words you want to be a player

and get away with it because it's the internet?
;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

No, in other words

I want to stay loyal to my girlfriend :)

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

Who doesn't?

how are YOU doing, mr Nipples..? *winks suggestively*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

*wanks into webcam

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)

Good

but a bit stressful.
You?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

Very stressful!

I have an exam next friday, and am having to spend three hours for the next 10 days revising.
Here's as far as I have got:
clansoul.deviantart.com/gallery/#_browse/scraps

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

I know some of that stuff!

I have four English projects due in the next couple weeks. I was working on them for three hours today, and barely made a dent in the workload. *cries*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)

Aww!

I have two religious education courseworks and three english courseworks to do. The deadlines are the friday of the test, and one of them is three weeks from now (My english teacher understands how much time I need! She is my mentor, after all.)

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)

What's a coursework?

Three of the English projects are due Thursday. All I've done is read the short stories and start one of the posters. I still have to finish that, make a newspaper article for another story, and an 8-box comic strip for a third. Le sigh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

We're talking about the same thing :)

Coursework/project
I tend to use the term "project" in art, more than anything.
And ouch - better hurry!
I have cooking on thursday, and I'm trying out different flavours and styles of cream for my angel cake.
I'm taking this:

And making it into a chocolate one :)

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)

That looks super yummy.

Hahah
I only took cooking when I was forced to last year and it wasn't much fun. We learned how to cook with the microwave, since we weren't really trusted with the ovens. Ever had microwave brownies? Don't.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)

Eugh!

We're more than trusted with the ovens :)
I wish I'd taken graphics, but I doubt the coursework would be any less dreadful than it is in cooking!

I hate microwaves. I burn chocolate in it.
I have to get someone else to use it for me.
*shudders*
Ever tasted blackened chocolate? Don't.

I also once tried to make caramel. Another don't:
Backcurrant in the sugar to make it melt quicker.
I then forgot it was in there.

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)

Eeeeew

hahahahahahahah
Our graphics teacher is crazy. I was forced to take that last year, as well, and oh my god! He yells all the time and wanted to hire me as a secretary for his business. He hires people from our HS, and has a screen printing business.

I can make monkey bread in a microwave. So ha! (although it isn't exactly hard)

On a random note, i finally have enough pop tabs to make a bracelet. Or five hahah.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)

My mum was forced to take typing.

She purposely got the answers in her exam wrong, she wanted to do woodwork.
She accidentally passed, grew up and became a builder. :)
Now she's a cleaner.
Hmm.

I can make scrambled egg in the microwave, and I'm damn good at it!
When in doubt - scrambled eggs.

Pop tabs?

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

I took typing.

We had these orange rubber things to cover the keyboards. Like keyboard condoms I guess. So we couldn't see.

Scrambled egg in the microwave? Really? I know in a pan/pot...but not microwave. I didn't think.

When you have cans of soda, the things you have to pull off the top to open them. You know?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

Ah! Of course!

I know what you mean :)

And yes, in the microwave:
Crack some eggs, I usually use two or three, and stir with a fork in a plastic bowl.
Put in a bit of milk or cream, and stick it in the microwave.
Take it out every now and then, and when you can't see the liquid egg anymore, stir it up with a fork.
Add anything you want to, salt, pepper (I ALWAYS put in some grated cheese) and stir it up a bit more.
Put it in the microwave and keep checking and stirring until it's done :)
You might need to add a tiny bit more milk every now and then, but it comes out delicious.

And it's fast.

Don't forget the toast.

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)

Oooh.

That does sound quite good. I may have to try that sometime. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

I sometimes even put curry powder in it.

Yes, I know, it sounds disgusting, but it's really not.
Just one of those things that works.

Like philadelphia cheese and marmalade.

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)

Sounds okay.

Would be nicer if I liked curry. ;D

Philadelphia cheese?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)

Yeah, that really smooth creamy spread.

Lovely stuff, gorgeous with orange marmalade.

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)

Like

cream cheese? Cos cream cheese is always yummy with fruity spread.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:36, archived)

Yes, cream cheese.

And yes, it is.
There's not much cheese doesn't go with.
People suggested I try it with different things to see if it works, etc.

Ice cream doesn't work with grated cheddar.

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:38, archived)

I wouldn't think that it would.

But the cheese with fruit mixed in and stuff always looks nasty in the shops.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)

Well if it was inedible, they wouldn't sell it :)

I love trying out random food combinations.
I once tried to make my drink taste of almond, so I put in some almond flavouring but I forgot that it was oil based.
I just had a puddle of almond floating at the top of my lemonade.

I still drank it, but it wasn't very nice :(

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:46, archived)

Eeeeew

That sounds not very nice. Heheh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:51, archived)

It's not.

The strawberry was better.
In fact, both of those are going into my cream for thursday.
Along with coconut, chocolate and vanilla.

Separately, of course.

But for now, I'm going to read in bed - The Amber Spyglass is calling!
Nice chatting with you, and I hope you enjoy my future deviations :)

'Night!

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:53, archived)

Mmm

I like bucayke!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)

bumcayke?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:01, archived)

Goatsecayke!

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)

I totally agree

but the 'real' gayshift doesn't really kick off properly until after midnight our time (EST), so unless it's a school vacation Kk's not often around.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

Not even weekends?

And I love the real gayshift, but that's usually just when I go to bed!
About 5-ish here.

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

IS THAT!?!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

awwww she shaved her chest for the occasion

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

And her feet, strangely

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

its a wig!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

NEEDS MOAR CDC

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

Robo-tattoooooo!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

What catalogue is this from?

*wants that white dress*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

This local prom dress store.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

Bah :(

THESE THINGS SHOULD BE MORE READILY AVAILABLE

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

~~MORE READILY AVAILBLE~~ BURNT

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

:):

~~rom~~ orn

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

i've got nobody to take me to the porn:(

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mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)

You'll have to come on your own.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

I too thought she said

porn 2008 catalogue.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

the one that makes you look like a dalmation?

are you sure?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

100%

I wear polkadot with style

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

~~with style~~ yellow something bikini - do do do do

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

The world couldn't handle that

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

hmmm...

*imagines* i think you could get away with that :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

*giggles*

Still love this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

I still love

you Mrs T

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

I know you do Sir

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

Haha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

Heh heh heh heh

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)

I like where this is going.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

This maid me laugh !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

toap and rps all in one!

you WIN!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

hahah

you nutter

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)

dON'T PUKE AND DRIVE

(de do ron ron Essay?What Essay is that?When?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Hello

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation is your friend

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

Yes you are quite right

Ooooooops. Pooh

(de do ron ron Essay?What Essay is that?When?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)

don't forget the edit button

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)

Butt on

Yes er I'll try and get to grips with dat next time, thank you very much

(de do ron ron Essay?What Essay is that?When?, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)

i think you should make it bigger.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Okay, I'm off

night night all

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

hey what happened to my pie?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

It's here

www.b3ta.com/board/7933492

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

gnight

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

I HAVE A GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO PUKE WHERE AND WHEN I PLEASE!

Usually at weddings.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

i nearly sicked up on my dog earlier

too many fizzy drinks

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

Dogs like that kind of thing!

I think...

...

...maybe that's why I'm on the RSPCA's hitlist...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

please take advice from the nice people and the FAQ

keep your pictures around the 50k mark.
Use the Edit button to change your image (don't just delete the thread)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

Bah!

Dont listen to ^this^ guy.
He knows fuck all about how things work around here.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

Yeah!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

spewtiful

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

TEABAGGERS FROM BEYOND THE STRATOSPHERE

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)

space bollocks !

arf !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

"it CAME from space"

eww!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

*readies long stick*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

space stick?

today i thought of a wonderful idea
you know those stress relief things?
why not make one look like a giant turd :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

one that steams

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

*orders eleventy*

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Because then no-one would WANT to touch it to relieve stress

But make some shaped like some bollocks, every woman in the country would buy one

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

do women really like bollocks?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

I think they like crushing them.

In their mighty fists.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

yes

yes we do.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

Sometimes without realising how fragile they really are.

*bitter*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

we know how fragile they are

we just don't care

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

*shakes fist with rage*

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

heheheh

we can defeat you with one knee

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)

I think a breast punch could be deployed to great effect.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)

my breasts are very large

and resistant to punches. bites hurt, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

How strange, my girlfriend has large breasts and is the exact opposite.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

mine

are used to getting a good pummelling

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

Do you think I need to pummel hers more?

Break her in, kind of thing.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)

yes

give her the excuse

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)

give.. her..

just.. a little kick in the cunt..

saw that movie again on TV the other night, I'd forgotten how funny it is.
Mostly.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)

~~knee~~ pair of tweazers

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

:( I think I'm being bullied.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

Do you need an adult?

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

Help me I don't know what they've got planned for me!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

and nor will you

until it's too late.
far too late.....

MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

*flees in panic*

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)

hahahahaha!

careful, we don't want to break them all in one go, it's more fun to do it a bit at a time ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

A hair at a time....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)

indeed

leave them that little sliver of hope until the last possible moment, then destroy them utterly.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

Oh, we know

Believe me, we know

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

ha ha what a great idea

NEW STRESS BALLS

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

Just remember

Three pubes per bollock

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

classic

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)

If there's pubes on them as well

We can tweaze them

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

*winces*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

Mwahahahahahahahaha!

*rubs hands together in internationally recognised symbol of an evil plan being hatched*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)

*digs out the old chastity belt*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)

With anti-back-out spikes?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)

It's got spikes like you couldn't believe.

It's the ultimate in defence pants technology.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)

*shakes head*

You clearly don't know your male chastity belts....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)

Haha, well I've never had need for one.

*sniffs*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

*resumes previous hand-rubbing motions*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)

may i join you

in an evil hand-rub?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)

Cor blimey.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)

*winces*

'ning Mrs
:D

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

*giggles*

'Ning sirrah. Your lovely fireworks are still gracing my desktop :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)

*beams*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

I've been here too long

I read that as belms

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)

Aww, it's being friendly

*shakes its appendage enthusiastically*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

Dang

le . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

hehe....

great ....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)

I like this!

Lucky the door didn't close two seconds earlier... *snip*

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)

sorry.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

I really need to see the Gary Oldman as Sid Vicious

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

tis a top film.

also get treated to the visual feast of a rather young courtney love.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

He's not very good.

Not bad, but not very good.

He was great as Joe Orton in Prick Up Your Ears, though.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

oh yes !

and you get to see him stark bollock naked which is a bit of a highlight for me. but that is one of my all time fave films.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

That sucks

I want him to be good. I like looking at him.

I still need to see Rozencratz And Gildenstern Are Dead as it has both him and Tim Roth and I really can't imagine how such a film could possibly fall short of kind of spectacular.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)

you are correct, it is indeed awesome.

but when Tom Stoppard adapts his own plays to the screen how can it go wrong?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)

haha

(

mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

heh.

I saw that again recently and I was struck by what a rubbish John Lydon Andrew Schofield was.
Probably coloured by having seen The Filth & the Fury not long before.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

he was soooo bad.

i dunno what it was, but he was just crap. can't put my finger on why tho.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

Well I was going to say lack of research, but

www.imdb.com/name/nm0774508/bio

possibly he's just a rubbish actor.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)

Special for Star Wars fans

When Sarlacc invites you to have dinner...you are the dinner

(SoulFury, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

arf nice one

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

please tell me thats not your cock in the background...

(i've still not seen starwars yet so i have no idea wtfunky chicken that is)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

Haha, if it was I don't think he'd want to show that off on the internet.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

that's Thora Hird's baggy throat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

th sc

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

Cock-a-doodle-dee

XDDDDDDDDDDD...i can't see any cock on this. If there is anyone, I may all this COCKoon

(SoulFury, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:56, archived)

I wonder if anyone has done 'Cartoon' yet

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

ace

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

www.garagepunk.com/2006/09/01/podcast-the-drowning-pool-2/

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

Cheesey bass FTW!

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

yay

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

Damn!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

that cheese plays a KILLER bass!

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

YOU STILL DOIN IT

DOIN IT LIKE YOU SHOULD

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

It's like dueling banjos!

Except not in any way.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

dun dun dun

beeeow beeeow beeeow
woo!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

dammit

now i want a sandwich

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

woo to this

does anyone know when I can get hold of any "jimmie's chicken shack" ?
preferably as MP3s

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

You've got

good taste in music toon !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

woo..

Cheesetastic....

(

The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)

...

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

I happen to know for a fact R2D2 has jet engines in his legs

he would be in rocket booster mode at this stage

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

That'd be too easy, R2D2 likes a challenge as much as the rest of us.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

Well I'm not going that way

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

granted

he is a 'feisty little one'

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

Nothing a trip to 8D8 can't fix

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

Just taking a break from revising for some sillyness.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

*fwap*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

I hear she does privat shows in the "Keep Net".

If you're interested.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

It's times like this

that I wish I hadn't spent all my money on food.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

did you buy any raw liver?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

No.

Only people food.

That is, food made from people.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

People have livers too.

Delicious.
Try not to get an alcoholics though.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

That's why you should be sure to get your liver from certified sources.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

I tend to pick my own.

*brandishes killing knife*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

My Killing knife can detect a man's liver from 47 paces.

It also has teh Quo engraved on it.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

I prefer the rustic charm of working with your hands

and a rusty blade.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

You just can't beat the personal touch of using your hands.

I mean, sure you can buy the rust-free, heat-seeking killing knives, but it eliminates the challenge of the real sport of Kings; killing people and nicking their livers.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

Yes, it just annoys me when the commoners think it's cruel.

The victims enjoy being torn apart and eaten

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

I enjoy tearing them apart and eating them...

...therefore it is inconcievable that the so called "victims" wouldn't share these feelings! It's all a commoner conspiracy I tells ye!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

arf

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

Got bored with that film

Woo though :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

Never seen it.

Beyonce should probably stick to her singing though.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

She wasn't bad

It just dragged though. And dragged and dragged and dragged.....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

It won an Oscar.

But so does so much tripe. It's not such a yardstick anymore.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

It won two

One for the supporting actress, the other for 'sound mixing' - hm, great.

But no, an Oscar just doesn't mean anything anymore.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

this am silly

i likes the fishy lips

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

A trout pout if you will.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

pfff!

fishkiss!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

isnt that a carp?

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

I googled it and everything. It's from Bream Enthusiasts Magazine's website*.

*may conatin lies.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

No, i'm sure carps have blue hair ...

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

ha haha loffle

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

my mistake.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

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mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

*cowers under bed*

please mongy, dont use the stick again.
pleeease.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

you sexy cunt.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

you just love the fact i can handle over two stone of wet fish

(

mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)

stop it

it took me ages to clean the cum out of my keyboard last time.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)

haha

but ewww a snotty

(

mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

A snotty?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

bream are called snottys

they are covered in mucas

(

mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

not real bream.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

Oh I'm not a fishing fan.

When I thought of this I wasn't sure I hadn't just made it up.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

"cowabunga"

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

\o/\o/\o/

Haha!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

not so much switching a letter as rotating it.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

you love rotating it dont you!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

How many spins?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

YEE HAAAW!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

I saw that and thought it was very clever.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

this took me far too long to work out what on earth film youd changed...

turtles do not eat pizza!
woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

I'm in . . .

tents !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)

this is one of my personal favourites.

mmmm, Vincent.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

Tuned in tents . . . me too !

Great stuff !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

now we got DISCOTENT!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

Light you are !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

Well, it is winter

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

Arf!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

TENT! TENT!

*raves like a lunatic*

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)

Tom, Tom the Pipers son got stolen by aliens and a good job too as his films are shite

(de do ron ron Essay?What Essay is that?When?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

There is an edit button.

Next time, use it please.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

i too would like some pie

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

pork?

(

mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

not tonight i'm washing my hair

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

All night?

That's some dirty hair you have there.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

+y bollocks

whered the rest of that go?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

Elsewhere.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)

MMM PIE

WHAT FLAVOUR PIE?
PIE FLAVOUR PIE

Click for bigger

(

ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

has anyone done james bond

live and let pie?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

Ooh bugger,

I could have compo'd it if I'd called it that!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

quick use the magic of poatoathsopp

and ifx it good!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

YES

I HAVE TATTY SHOOP NOW!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

have you fixed it yet?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

how about now?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

and now?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

now?

...no?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

I think he fell asleep

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

I haven't got used to photoshop yet,

and my mouse is shit.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

tabnelettssts!

*breathes*
TABLET!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)

aaaaaaaahhhahhahah!

WHAT A FILTHY LITTLE HABIT

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)

Coming to a cinema theta near you soon!

(

mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

Haha!

Edit: This compo hasn't contained nearly enough of the word magnet!

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

OR CRABNETS.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

nice!

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

haha :) brilliant

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

Pfft =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)

But that's a phi, not a theta....

Or does knowing that just make me more of a geek?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)

geeeeeeeeeeeek

/hypocrite blog

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

Well as long as it's not just me

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

It's not your fault.

Fate must have delta cruel hand to you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

it's a sin

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)

Can't you come up with anything beta than that?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

just cos you're jealous

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)

Blimey, you're really keeping me under the cosh here

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)

that was a pretty rad comeback there

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)

You're going off on a bit of a tangent there, aren't you?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)

It did, it's true

Still, nu year and all that, should kappa last year

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)

Yeah, I'm sure you'll alpha better time of it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

epsilon way to December though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)

How do you know? Are you psi-chic?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

Like a lambda the slaughter

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)

That's a very pessimistic way tau look at it

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)

Another way to look at it is through omicronscope

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)

Chi don't know what you're talking about

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)

omegawd

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)

That fills me with sorrho

edit: Oh god how embarrassing, simultaneous rhoing

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

Rho-ll on over to wiki

It's fascinating

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)

philidepthia cheese of course

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)

Any resemblance to teachers living or dead is purely coincidental

Click for bigger (80KB) | idiocy writ large

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)

Does he mind if I have a go on his wife?

very nice

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)

hahaha, woddy allen and his wife

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mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)

hahaha, woddy allen and your wife

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)

how dare you

i've spent thousands divorcing that bitch

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mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

Why did you divorce Woody Allen?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)

he was shagging my adopted daughter

without a sniff of a 2's up

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mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

Inconsiderate bastard.

Make things right by date raping him.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

not half as much as he'll spend, then

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

long reign reno!

yay!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)

He loooks like Chunderbunny!!!

Sorry Chunders!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

Hahaha!

Too too true

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)

That's a doctor I met at the hospital once.

I went in for a hearing test and he was there. He just talked to me, pottered about, and stood there for a while.
Me and mum named him "Dr Dewberry Little"

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ClanSoul, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)

Haha, brilliant =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)

he has

the slump-shouldered posture and air of personal fail that i would associate with a math teacher.
i don't like math teachers.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

haha

ace you spack fisted cunt

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)

I want to know where my casually racist icon is

I've donated recently but I don't have the ability to be casually racist yet

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)

"I'm not racist, because racism is a crime. And only black people commit crimes." - Nick Griffin

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)

i enjoy this style

have a wooyay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)

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