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[challenge entry] I win


It involves animals and music, so don't yell at me. Bury this!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# What?
I'm going to yell anyway.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# you ever tried getting a note out of a Yusuf Islam?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# tight fisted bastard is he?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# tight?
when he drops a 10p on the floor, his arse cheeks tighten so much in sheer panic you couldn't get an american express card between them
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Actually, I've never listened to his stuff
But Cat Stevens was the first name that popped in my head. Sorry everyone.

Also, it's mostly to show the limited aspect of this comp. As The Great Architect quite rightly said below, can we expand it please? *is image challenge naysayer*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I only suggested it to keep it more 'free' for interpretation
thus giving the naysayers nothing to 'naysay' about, cos it's been a bloody
nightmare over the last few weeks with people bitching on
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# And then they'll complain about too many entries.
Someone will always find something to moan about.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)
# aye, that they will, that they will :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Wrong man
And Maps weren't bad.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# i don't get it
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# honeysuckle?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# not a clue
i'm quite ignorant when it comes to plants
but there is antique steel post underneath it (from WW2 era)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# IT'S ALIVE

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# reminds me of manga
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# is it tentacle rape tiem?

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] WTF is that!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# dingoridoo?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# arse
b3tan to it by mere seconds
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# seamstruments!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# ^ That ^^ That

and this ¬
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# dingoridoo?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# bongodog?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# gets feeling
this comp may be full of animal anal inflation.
giggles
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# "ARMAGEDDON"!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# arrrgh
noooo
gedoff
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ooooooooooh Lemmiwinks!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# it is seams
AICMFP
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Komodo Lion?
my first mammal/reptile crossover

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# What instrument is that?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# this was done before the compo
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I'm saying it anyway.
Woo!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Kitten.
BRING BACK THE OFFENSIVE IN UNDER 5K CHALLENGE :(
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Jar Jar's dog
:D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# spotted a goatse
anyone got the font 'Stars and Stripes' ?

check out the letter o of that font:



I'ts moments like this that make me realise I am befowled by b3ta and teh internets
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# That's a lot of fingers.
Possibly this is a symbolised scene from Ghost?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# it happens to me too, I see that pic of the baby falling out of the window down there, and think of this...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# HAHA
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# hahahaa!
well done :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I found myself
using "RIS" in conversation the other week. I was quite depressed and explained that I'm a creature of the internet. Then I tried to commit suicide.




The last bit may be made up.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# :)
b3ta loves you.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# aww
thanks b3ta.

*keeps razor blades close to hand*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)
# rape's a form of love, too
right?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# right
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# without RIS
you'd just be B.O.
:D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# haha
i never thought of it like that
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] *** NEW Image challenge: Animal Instruments ***
"We love animals, and we love music. Can you imagine what a wonderful world it would be if one was used to produce the other? Show us the tuna trombone and the otter organ."



Pic and text (c) Fraser Lewry 2008
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# * Unsubscribe
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha
^this
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Is that a male cat?
If so, I reckon it must be a tombone!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# wooo
a good comp at last :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# tuna trombone?
do you get bonus points for making them an innuendo?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)
# you get bonus points
for pushing £50 notes into my hand if you see me in the street
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Does it have to be your hand?
And can it be pound coins?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# there's no points for 50 pound coins up my anus
if that's where you're going with this
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# how about...
pound notes up your jap's eye?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I've seen a film that features that
It was some Japanese Kung Fu flick (or so I thought) that suddenly took a turn for the fucking wrong
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Huzzah!
In before literal catgut
edit: Ugh, I'm made myself feel ill.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# 101 'Piano Tunas' coming up...
/this could be great :)

any chance of extending it to 'animals and music' in general, because then we might get some good musical artist combinations...


Pike and Tuna Turner, etc etc

Or indeed some great stuff like ecletech's work and happytoast's work down below.

cos 7 days of people 'shopping musicians blowing down the arseholes of animals may wear a 'little' thin, and it's bound to bring out the 'nay-sayers' of image challenges
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Don't forget Bass bass.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# a Double Bass!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# It's all yours
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# No,
The plaice play the bass.
The bass play the brass.
Don't you know nuffink?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# this please ^
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# why question it? do whatever the fuck you want
everyone else does and submits it to the challenge
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# aye, there is this fine point :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Which is what I've done
See above
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# i like this challenge
and it's not one where i'll immediately post a shit picture, which is doubtless also a good thing since it suggests it'll be the same for others, too.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)
# except for me
see above
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Does this mean we can draw
cats on pipes?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# splendid
i bagsy bagpuss pipes.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# An otters organ?
*mindbleach*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# that's
just silly
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)
# *gets the wrong end of the stick*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# How do you get your animations so smooth!
Woo
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# who the fuck
is this Rob character?? where's fraser???
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# ^this.
And i don't think we're gonna get FUCKLOADS of shite compo entries tonight. I hope.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Must be some kind of office tea boy filling in.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# For my friends birthday card...


Also my first attempt at using watercolours...any constructive criticism?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# more tits
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# ^
this
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# pupils
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# this!
for the biggun.

but good otherwise, maybe, I'm not an expert on lynxes

edit: *finds source photo*
The top of the eyes should be straight, they are hiding the pupils of the big cat in the photo I think.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# This is correct
I'll try and add them when I get over my fear of ruining the whole thing by doing so.

Thankyou for responses, all.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of you Pussy?





______
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I think it's lovely.
If I have to think of some criticism, I'd say the kittens head is a bit too square.
Still lovely, though.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# There should an an apostrophe in "friend's"
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# not necessarily
he could have multiple friends he's planning on sending the same card to. although that maybe should have been written as "friends'".
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Exactly.
Even if I'm wrong, I'm right.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I do not care for grammar, I'm a scientist.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)
# .
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I know that...
he is a music journalist AICMFP
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# oi!
I'm a music journalist and can vouch for the fact that like most, I have two eyes (and only one ear)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# ah, who do you like?
pussonally?

I was just thinking about the punk green hair and the indifferent set of the jaw. Not the one-eye thing.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# There's almost a thousand
personal favourites listed here

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# alas
No Rush on the list.
You Fail.

Now ask me about the protocol most favoured in real-time on-board diagnostics for passenger carrying vehicles and if I don't say 'ISO14229' then I too will fail.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
#
Nah, Lou Reed!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# GMOS?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# what can you do after you skin a wookie? Make use of the fur!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# pfffft

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# excellent
a follow up to b3ta.com/board/8025374

i've just been doing the model effects sequences. The deathstar looks magnificent in its tin foil glory, and the "bombs approaching exhaust vent" shots look lush.


(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# D:
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# come on, own up...
who let the hooved mammals into the photo studio?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Chew baccy
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# never seen
a giraffe expectantly waiting some kind of headrush before... :-)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# worries
my nickname is chewie
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!


Dont expect this to make things any clearer
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# When I first saw the picture in the paper,
I was expecting someone to 'shop MJ into the window...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# someone did
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Shucks
I missed that...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I was just amazed...
...The sprat survived without four broken limbs. Pretty spectacular pictures though.

The ones in the papers werent bad either. Arf.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Feeling silly
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# refuse refuse
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# *Groan*
Very good. :p

*Cer-lick!*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
top stuff!
*click*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# *shakes head*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# If you can't refuse it
reuse it!

Woo-zzah!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# oh good grief !
hehehehehe :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# The Great African Ball Bag Frog

this male puffs out his tort sack to attract a female partner
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Ha ha...
Smoooooooth.

I can't decide if you shopped that or not.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Look Ma I'm Famous
Thats shopped for sure. I recognise my lefty anywhere.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# the question is
did i bother to source the cods or did i self portait my own ?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Yay for Great African Ball Bag Frogs
best of all the Amphibians
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# SCROTE FROG.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Well he's made me a bit moist
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Soggy :(
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Leaking like a fucked fridge.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# In the corner pocket . . .
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Not shopped - Irish Goatse in concert..
CFBAM
Picture taken during the Temple Bar, Trad festival.
Yes.. sorry I also put this on links, though it's not really a link, but it is my own pic.. and I am bored

edit: PS Tommy Peoples was excellent, as expected, though Mozaik were even better.. so good I bought their latest album on the spot
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# never heard of 'Gotse'
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Bugger...
fixed.. ta!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I've never heard of a 'Goitse'
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# hahah
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# ah Temple bar.......
stayed in the Morgan hotel once I think. I say think as we were blind drunk.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# That
wasn't the Captain Morgan hotel perchance?

http://www.captainmorgan.co.ie/
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# nice advertising there
your link goes to here:

www.captainmorgan.co.za/

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# really?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# hover your mouse over your link and see
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Golly gosh..
i wonder how that happened?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I imagine some hamfisted coding skillzors
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Err...
here's the proper link..
http://www.captainmorgan.ie
Sorted!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# yes thats right
I was born yesterday

(I always hover over links on here) comes from getting goatse'd) :-)

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Perhaps..
though you didn't need to give the game away for prospective clickers! ;-)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# meh.
I bet some people clicked it anyway expecting goatse.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Ah..
but The Goatse is here =-P
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Peasant
I stayed in the Royal Alexandra:P
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
# its a nice enough spot
www.holidaycityeurope.com/the-morgan-dublin/index.htm

last time I was down that way we stayed in the Royal Marine hotel in Dun Laoghaire, and got discounts coz my mates wifes uncle used to own the place (or something like that)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Nors this one:P
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Staying at..
The Shelbourne next trip.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I've stayed at the Royal Exchange
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Luxury..
I stayed here last time and this was the car I hired..
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# you confused me then
just come from /links
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Sorry..
I won't do it again.. honest!

I rarely post on links and thought I'd give something back after all my lurkage on there.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# meh i dunny care
just got confused
easily done :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Shopped only

etc
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# lol
if you check the exif info.. you'll see it really is shopped (though only cropped and re-sized) =-D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# glass cock
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Really?
is that because I put it on links too, or is it because someone broke into my compact camera, stole the image and posted it before I did, or are you just being reminiscent of a fantasy race which turns to stone in daylight and appears in certain Tolkein stories?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Bonjour, j'ai utilisé à la prison d'appâts


Click for bigger (77KB)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# "Does this picture make me look fat?"
also, I'm scared of how fast google is on the uptake nowadays

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# it is scary sometimes how quick it is.....
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# *filenames*
*googles*
PHOAR!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# oh yes.
jailbait when those videos of hers came out, married now and much older. still would.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# ^ This

* would
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# christ on a bike that's a bit freaky
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# They're watching us...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Well, yes.
I have to go to Camden tomorrow for half ten.

What time will I have to get into Paddington?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I know nothing of London other than how to get to the Hammersmith Apollo.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# How do you get to the Hammersmith Apollo?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Tube to Hammersmith, and then find some other people going to the gig and follow them.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Practise
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# /my mum
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# I like that sort of thing


cfb
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Quincy loses a patient - sorry.. I think I've lost it too.


Click for bigger (142KB)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# How does he
cut off the other one?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Thank goodness
he is left off handed . . .
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# How many more innocent people have to die before someone takes notice?!
Braw!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# 12
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Its a universal standard
before alarms bells ring
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I don't know
maybe so, it all depends if if Quincy and Sam can get Lieutenant Frank Monahan to listen to their theory.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# bring back Ellery queen I say.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# What a sight
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Arf :D
*spang*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# that actually took me a while to get.
but I laughed when I did.

I like the way that four-eyes has little squinty pupils at first, signifying that his eyesight is diminished.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Hehe!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Has Tom
tried contacts ?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Yes
They just fall FOREVER
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# haha!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Bungles new invention...Bunglelows...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# hehe
I like that
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# It looks nice and warm too.
Woo!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# How can someone
actually sleep under a quilt of severed bear heads?

*shudders*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Warmly and comfortably.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Thats
Manbear scarey that is
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# that's just low
/coat
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Great username/sig combo!
pic's not bad and all...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Sentenza
is coming for him
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Thatching !
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# ... I see one of your severed bear heads come loose in the storm last night
do you think your insurance'll cover it?

NO _ I MUST HAVE YOUR HEAD TO REPLACE IT

eeeek
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# true story
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Severed heads....
I wonder if Fred West took out that insurance policy???
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# dithertastic
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# hehe
i spotted the gifference
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# This is the most insane optimisation I've ever seen
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# need feedback
just whipped this up in flash then print screened.need your opinions though:

1.is it any decent?
2.are there any drawing apps with the same features as flash?
3.does it infringe any copyrights?



kthxbai
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
#
1. No
2. Don't know
3. Don't know
4. Xenu
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# No, no, no
^
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I'm a little confused to be honest
In other news, WHO WANTS AN OPEN ENDED ROBOT DRAWING IMAGE CHALLENGE?! www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post119113

Hurry! I can hear the mods coming!


*edit - or is it too near to Transformers for some people? It shouldn't be, this can be anything from a USB cable coming out of a dogs arse to a bourbon biscuit with a jet pack

*Edit edit - ignore this, Poj is right, we did robots about 3 months ago, about 2 weeks before the Transformers one!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I FUCKING
DO!

But I thought we had a robots challenge not too long ago? :S
Although that might be my imagination.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# You're not wrong
We did.
Transformers too.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'd prefer something that doesn't require artistic talent.
I am rather deficient in that department.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# gah
I'm already losing a Transformers drawing challenge :(
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST THERE'S A LOT OF EXCLAMATION MARKS IN THAT SUGGESTION.
HOW CAN IT FAIL!?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I tried to use them all :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I like robots, me.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# we had robots not that long ago

and I don't want another repostfest of a comp
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# hahahah!
you're right as well, never mind me, my memory is clearly too fucked from drinking and smoking.

Don't do drugs kids
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Can we do adult drugs instead?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# don't do kid's drugs
Calpol give you absolutely no buzz at all...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Try injecting it straight into your spine.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# oh yeah - I'm not going to fall for that one
again

*murderballs*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# You were lucky to survive that time with the chilli sauce
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# yeah ... if my spine hadn't already been full of ricotta it would have been
a different story ...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# awwww cmon
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# but it's got a willy
...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# drive train
apparently
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# that's what they all say
because it impresses the ladies
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Or a
power take off . . . spin and win !
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# YES!
but i would wouldn't i.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# well, you would say that.
Curse you talented people.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Let's do telegraph poles!
Telegraph poles are ace, transporting our conversations across the nation and making the dull countryside look slightly quaint and all that. If anything deserves photoshopping, it's the telegraph pole. So that's what we should do.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# no ta, we'll only have a load of transformer reposts :)
nice idea though, all the same, however,

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post114846

may induce a week where we can all try and feel happy and not moan so much about image challenges
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# If I'm correct in my assumptions about how flash works
if you're drawing still pictures you might as well be using MSPaint.
Edit: Silly me, I think I must be thinking that Flash is just an animation program, there must be other kinds of Flash.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# but flash is vector based = smooth, scalable images

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# But this picture
can be done in any image program at a very small image size can it not?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Flash
Is also more about interactive/animated stuff. For vectors, better a vector drawing program.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# ^this
is what I was thinking.
And his drawing looks like it could've been drawn in MSPaint.*
*Not meaning to be an offensive statement, it's just the style looks like it's been achieved with MSPaint*
*Also not meaning to be an offensive statement
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# personally, I find flash's vector manipulation tools easier to use
but each to his own
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Well then
I'll have to give it a try.

Been a while since I used the flash. Have they got rid of the slate-and-chalk interface?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# I don't know what you're on about
but I've been using it since version 5 and the overall look hasn't changed much
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I think he probably wants something vaguely Vector based
Try Inkscape (its free) or Corel Xara
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Inkscape is
fun
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# |: )
1. On thursdays before 2pm
2. Yes but you have to fight me for them
3. Who cares when monkies are being buggered by tramps as we speak
4. Just keep going at it
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# ignore the first 2 idiots ^^

1.it looks fine
2.why would you want something other than flash?
3.I think it's a parody so Orbit won't be round to sue you for everything you own
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *counts* 3! Yay! ;)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# sadly, the rule of 'parody' is only applicable in the US if you read into it deep enough :(
it's not monitored closely over here as many people have the same notion that parody is 'ok'
sadly, it's not over here, if they did decide to do something

In this instance though, why would they, tis great :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Carry on . . .
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# yeah, nice idea
i think paint.net is good for this type of thing

ignore the playa haters
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Too brown
Game over man, game over
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I don't agree
But I don't like the font. Game over.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# *eats more fucksocks*

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Its pretty cool, I suck at flash.
As for q 3, in England, as soon as you create an original literary, dramatic, musical or artistic work, you become the owner of the copyright, ie, an inalienable, assignable right to control the reproduction of that particular work. If there is sufficient skill, labour, effort and judgement in its execution, even if it is similar to an existing work, there is no infringement of copyright. Copyright protects the expression of the idea, not the idea. Ideas are not copyrightable. Parodies are still capable of breaching copyright, you can still potentially face an action for a breach with a parody.

This is the sum total of the knowledge I garnered from a year of Intellectual Porperty Law. It is based on my memory of it, and therefore may be incorrect.

DOWN WITH COPYRIGHT!!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Moon Laser Pylons (the future!)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# thats no moon
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# wotutalkingaboutwillis?


(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# YES.
Fucking THIS.

I WANT A FUCKING MOON PYLON, DAMMIT!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *gives*
:)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I say!
I'd rather you kiss me first, if you don't mind!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I'm
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# gotta love the future!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# when electricity
turns green
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# its not electrickery
its a photonic magnastream beam! silly
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I consider myself
told
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# better than that crappy blue stuff we've been making do with thus far
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Oh yeah . . .
the future was so cool !
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# FUN? MAYBE
BUT WHAT OF PRACTICAL FUNCTIONALITY?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo for Bob
Teh man is a Legend
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Not enough happy
trees

woo though
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# and li'l critters in them trees
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# er, is that big Pylon about to rape the little one?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# no no no
there be no pylon rape in bob's happy world.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# All one...
...one great, big, popular pylon!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# He's just copying the master
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# JSL ftw
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Yayyyyyy!!!!
Hello
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# so sweet..
a bit creepy but very sweet
*boing boing's of like a Rolfaroo*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# *Chases*
*restrains & manloves*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
YES!!!
Do you want this?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hahahaha
loving it thanks!
will have to get a badge making kit now.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I appreciate the offer
but I don't much go in for badges.
If you made me a real one and sent it to my home address I would wear it.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# That's an idea..
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *weighs in*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Me too
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Haha snap!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# haha
i thought of doing that (and using the proper flag, too) but i did it in about two minutes yesterday to avoid someone pissing in my mind again. looks like you did from afar...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I made this for Ellie
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# i love this guy in a manly way
:D Nice pic, he would have loved it im sure.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# bless!

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# YAY!
NoobMaster!!!!!! :D

And you used Popular Pylon!! :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Popular Pylon it is....
except no substitute.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# On the Skyguide his programme is listed as
The Joy of Pain

Eh,... that is all
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# how wrong they are...
how wrong indeed...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)

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