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# And then, one afternoon in Hyde Park - they just happened to meet...
Sorry Prodj

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I really love Henry!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Hype Park?
It's never as good when you get there...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Great proofing skills by me, there, eh?
Edit: Duly ninja'd
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Ha!
I didnt even notice that. Im too busy listening to really bad music obviously :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# haha!!
you eyeballing my woman?
what of it?
*old man fight*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I really need to find a clip of the little fella from Family Guy.....
EDIT: This really made me glee far more than it should have....http://youtube.com/watch?v=uSy08lmyDeA&feature=related
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Hurray for old man fights
they do that top 'spittle rage' thing
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# hahahah
i was going to do that
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# So, you let me shame myself by letting me do it badly, eh?
Cheers, Toasty!

:)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# when shit memes collide ;)


hehe
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# You're too kind, sir
;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Nother Nowse


CFB
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# "Jack! We have you surrounded,
come out with your hands in the air!"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
"You think maybe he should see a doctor?!"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# More Che Guevara?...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Amazing!!!
:D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha
This week we're doing free kittens for every good noobie.:)

Nicely done.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I really like that. May I suggest editing it to be 280px wide? I think someone may have a FP on their hands if they do....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# jinxer!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Im just bitter really :)
But seriously, if its too wide! Its not coming in!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# 280px
Thanks I'll try?...What does FP mean?...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *shhh*


it means front page

/anti jinx
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# awwww!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# you win things
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Hehehe!
Excellent. Good newbie. Have a biscuit.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Cracking workers revolutionary toast, Gromit!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# hahahaha fuck Yes!!

I'd like this to be..F.....P.....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# 2 cups?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# quick, if you reduce it to 280px
you might get an FP.... deserving of, if I'm any judge!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# me likes
me likes
me likes

me clicks
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)
# that is really fucking fantastic
more of this sort of thing
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# yay~
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Lord Lucan's
nanny killing moustache got him into a lot of trouble
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ive said it before and Ill say it again.....
FREDDIE!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Sly little bugger.
:D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# He always reminds me of Brad Pitt.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# The Great Mongado...

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# !!

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# They are legion...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# but can they talk?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *BEWARES*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ^ THIS!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# uh-huh!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Ace!
That's what horses are really like.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# oh, this is all kinds of wonderful :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Doesn't count.
That's one of those maths tricks!

woo.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Honestly it's nothing to do with maths.
This is a skill he picked up on holiday in Blackpool.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
This is a skill rash he picked up on holiday in Blackpool.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Talking of Lancashire,
Did anyonbe read that story about the shopkeeper in Smelmersdale? What is this world coming to?

/John Gaunt Blog but almost seriously....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I know!!
What were they thinking? Calling a place Smelmersdale?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Wrong
I was thinking "charlie"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Way down inside, in the very depths of your subconcious, you were thinking of "Horse".
Everyone does.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Well it is now.....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# unexpected
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] They seem to have badges for everything nowadays
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# bindun? or no one twisted enough?

Photobucket

Click pic for story in case you've been living in a cave for the last couple of years
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hull!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# haha i knew he was a killer, look how close his eyebrows are
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Very close
I hear they holiday togeather every year!

I don't suppose anyone is looking to rent a flat in the Earls Court area?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# i'm looking to court (or rent) earl in a flat area
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# bwah-ha-ha!
i'll save you a seat on the Hull express
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Arf
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# so this is what the waterboys sang about...
'the hole of the moon'

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Arf!
SPHINCTER MOON!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# pffft
the chocolate starfish of the moon
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# The chocolate starfish,..
and the Hot Dog Flavored Water. I accidently put this album on my iPod this morning. It made me smile...

"You wanna fuck me like an animal,
You like to burn me on the inside,
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug,
Just know that nothin you do, will bring you closer to me"

Excellent stuff. (-8
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Limp Bizkit are really very, very poor.
The ONLY decent thing about them is Borland.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hes a dick
lets be fair here
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# If I had to choose between him
and that pasty, self congratulatory cap wearing CUNT then I choose him.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Fair point as that may be
hes still a dick :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# You can be a dick and a good musician as well.
It is possible.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# ^ this

and their cover of George Michaels Faith..is an absolute pisser :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCSr5MQzplI
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# No, Fred, not everybody DOES have a body like you.
In fact, I don't know anyone whose body has a weeping 19 year old's face forced against parts of it except you.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Jonathan King?
oh wait...19
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I havent heard that album in years! I downloaded Crazy Town Gift of Game the other day! I forgot how terrible yet awesome it is :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *sends probe to moon*
arf!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# the moon
looks tense
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Lovely!
'Red Army Blues' was a better song, though....

*clicks*


(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# "...giant plops are what you make, crapping on the moon..."
/tantric w**king
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# plops
hehe
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# ha ha
lovely
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I pictured a rainbow...
... anal moon goodness... you may be onto something here.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
The bum of tranquility!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha! Jings!

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# That's no -
oh. Wait.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# ace!
someone need to amimate moon poo coming out of it.

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Beards are better than moustaches
Photobucket

Now with added looping
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# both together FTW.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Yes! Like a lions mane :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# haha!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# needs more loopage
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# If I'd done the other 180 it would of been too big.
Plus Imageready was being a bollus. :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Just repeat the frames so it rolls back
it's nice either way though
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# What is this fresh new nonsence?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ^ This


/missed start of bandwagon blog
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ^also this
*feels left out*
*cries*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha!!
kudos on the glove!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# He looks like he's carrying a ski pole in the original pic...

: )
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I think
Thats actually the evidence that got Steve Wright convicted.

Woo to the pic!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Best one yet! But noone has told me yet, Where is Henry from? At least with Beattie we got a back story!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# did we?
share!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Ask the Great Architect
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Lawds a lawky!
We really need Senor Duke of Prunes for this. Or at least Senor Dave the Hat, he has a memory that remembers and stuff....

Or Archie.....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# You really don't know?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Alright Taffy!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Sniff my rugby shorts
*gropes*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *sniffs*
*loves* How you doing? Thanks for posting the Beattie link :) I havent laughed so much in ages!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Not too shabby ta.
Beattie rocks.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# haha!!
oh dear, i feel sorry for him now...
*wipes a tear*
*donates to the lawyer fund*
sue their asses off!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Did you click the paypal thing?
I don't think Beattie would know how to post links, bless him.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# course i didn't!!
all my money goes toward my beer fund!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Oh shit, I'm sorry...
I didn't come up with a back-story.
I'll work on it though.

That is, unless Prodge doesn't kill me first.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I just want to know where
he actually lives so I can visit him and hug him :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# he doesn't live anywhere!!
he's the human littlest hobo...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# How would you know, eh -young 'un?
;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Yeah, you tell the little fecker
he didnt even know where Beattie came from....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Fab, that is.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# you know what this needs..
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Do tell?
;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# it needs.....more.....milly.....and.....rupe
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Ahh, I'm with you now.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# pissholes in the snow?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *LOL*
Favourite - right there!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Excellent
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahhahahahaha!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
That one I like! :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# he is the master
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# [haha....fuck yes!]
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# "I want my two dollars!"
(woo pic)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I don't know whats going on
but I like it

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# he reminds of alien-- the teeth and chin


(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# MY BABY!
With...a massive....forsythe face on.

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ha!
Good point!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *rolls newspaper*
no!
down!
bad brucie alien!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# what you can't see on the radio...

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Crikey
Charlotte Green's looking a bit rough today...

/Dogger, Fisher, German Bight blog.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# FRAAAAAN
Do you want me to come, Fran? I'll come. I'll come Fran.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Arf!
Me likey :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# ?
Me no understandy
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Black Books.
Watch it. Now.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# And ALL OF IT!
It am all of the genius!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i would, but it's all boxed up now.
T minus 13 days and counting.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Oooh!
Where are you off to?

You could always download 4OD and watch it on there :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ...
Oh, yeah. Now you mention it...

Brain a bit slow(er than normal) today.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# TARD!
;)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *agrees*
*sighs*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# That man has
a radio stool!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I wish I could though.
Imagine that. Radio with pictures.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# It could be called
Radiovision *glees at the millions that could be made*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# :O
Send a telegram to the king immediately.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Quick! Georgie!
I have a spiffing idea courtesy of Captain Wow, Queen of the Seas. She has invented a thing called Radio-vision. It is just like Radio, but there would be pictures with it too!

Let me know what you think,

Lohn Jogie Braid Esq.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Run from the dragonfly man!!!!!
eeeeeeep!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ..Condi Rice - Extraordinary Rendition


Blog & Archive

story:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7257383.stm

Oh no ! - my site's down - but Wordpress can provide 3Gb of hosting....
EDIT - Site is back up..
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# fantastic
what's up with the site?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# the host has a prob with the server
normally it's only down for 15 mins but this seems a bit more serious.

I hope it's nothing to do with what seemed to be an attack on B3TA's google compo which was getting hits every second or so yesterday afternoon.
I had 3 pics in the compo so was getting hit pretty hard.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Henman's admitted he didn't actually win Wimbledon!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Woo
Site's down? Have you thought of singing it a happy tune?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I thought about singing a Mika tune
then I threw up violently... :-)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Mika or Minka
Please don't google the latter:P
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I just tried to google what you said
Google replied - did you mean: "the letter:P"
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# nicely bankse'd
i like to think of you as the banksy of photoshop
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I met Banksy once ..
She's really nice...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# very nice
always like any pun on banksy!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# this is excellently done
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Oh yes.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Top stuff
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Daniel Day Lewis says...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaah! Head shrinker!
woo!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# How rare!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# now this is good :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Thanks
Muchly
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# that's an ace film
actually
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Oh . . .
Photobucket
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Henry?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Dear Mr Ivesb,
I trust that you are well. I thought you might care to be made aware that I am currently drinking Strongbow to rid myself of a terrible hangover. Reading your sig, I thought that this may interest you.

Kind Regards,

Redsushi!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# well done you!
did you drown your sorrows after jack screamed at you yesterday?
i think i'll join you.
*opens can*
*swigs*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Arf!
No, he apologised straight away. :) But my mum did send me up the shop with her bank card last night, so I did buy lots of wine and then when I got back, convinced her that she asked me to buy it :) Cheeky sod! :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *drunken high fives*
hic!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# wow!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Woosh!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# needs..
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# go on, you know you want to....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# more..
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Milly..
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# and...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Rupe
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Feckin' Class
*clicks*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
a touch of class there
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Meh
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# You deleted the wrong thread, turkey
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# You jiiiiive turkey.
Sorry.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Crazy jive turkey!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ear, what happened there?
i did a post?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# You nana.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ooooOOOOOoooo
weird mind-piss....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# :D http://www.b3ta.com/board/8088480
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Arrrgggghhhhhh!
recursive post alert!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# yays
Needs twirling action:D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *slap*
You deleted it, you nana!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *high five* muminsults FTW!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I'm not going to reply to this fucking one as well...


....fuck, bugger!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Ah
I missed that.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# whoops!
haha!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# o_0
Arf!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# It's been a long week
.......*implodes*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Happy Birthday Brucie
looking good for 80!



and here's a Brucie Birthday Bonus - the origins of that pose...


(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# fred rex
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Redexxing, waspy.
Edit: aha, well done.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# better now?
work intermittently blocks my site so I have to type out the url of where I've just stuck stuff
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Much better.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
#


Edit: Ah, all better now.

Nice one!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha!!
*is terrified*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# hahahaha
his eyes tickle me
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# like piss holes in the snow

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# That scared me much less when it was redexing.
In other news, I'm off.
Gotta catch a plane back home - YAY!!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# subject line compo
less griping more typing
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# needs more..milly and rupe

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# LUBE UP YOUR INBOX, WE'RE COMING READY OR NOT
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# IT'S BAD ENOUGH TO HAVE TO DONATE, BUT THINKING OF THE NEWSLETTER TITLE?!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Happy Birthday Brucie!

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# ejaculatory nutrition for those with nothing better to do.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# are you wanting lunch?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :D
I was eating as I wrote it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ...forgive me if this goes astray
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Flipping shite
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Forgive me if it goes a-spray
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Didn't he die well, (about 10 years ago)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# B3ta newsletter
Print it out, it's ulta-absorbant!


OR

Not happy with the size of your newsletter?
B3ta could make the dreams of your loved one a reality!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Buncakes and Date Rapes
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# is it really friday and time to eat pie?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Mmmm pie.
I have just had a sandwich, but I could go for some pie. Cherry?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# any pie'll do
i prefer the savory type - meat and tatty
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Phwoar.
I like chicken and asparagus, that's pretty excellent.

And then pecan for after?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Or pellican.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Pelican are an ace band.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Yes but would the fit in a pie?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# After hacky fun time, yes.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Well obviously after hacky fun time
That goes without saying!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh pie *drools on keyboard*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# PIE MEET.
Pie lovers, pies and meetness.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# YES
but we must meet IN a pie somewhere
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Whilst wearing pies.
This is possibly the most genius thing.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# how did I know you were going to say that?
:)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# If I was a fruit I'd probably be a cherry.
Or a lovely nectarine.


Is that why?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *checks*
Yep, that works.

:)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# YAY!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ipswich Prostitues throw Street Corner Party - discount vouchers inside
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# THROTTLING HOOKERS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Henry for president!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# don't print it out THINK OF THE TREES
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# AL FAYED LATEST: MADDIE IMPLICATED
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# oh, SO this
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# punching the evil face of internet villians with our superpowered lubed fist of justice.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Nu ook in het Nederlands!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# When I'm near old grannies, I want flatulent fannies
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Are you making the 'earth move' too much in Israel?
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What a cracking story!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# NEWSLETTER...OBVIOUSLY.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# every friday, in every fri-way, you're getting b3ta and b3ta and b3ta
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Prince Fuggin Phillip killed this newsletter.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# 17 less readers in Bridgend
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# 17 FEWER readers in Bridgend
*sheesh* :)
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# How we killed hookers and got away with it.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I DIDN'T KILL HER, I ONLY FUCKED HER CORPSE
or

WHEN IT'S TOO LATE FOR SAFETY WORDS
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha
you baddie.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# SAY WHEN
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Like raping a child......only legal.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# 999,998... 999,999... 1,000,000! Coming Maddie, ready or not!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# DO NOT PULL ON WIRING WHEN DISCONNECTING MULTIPLUGS
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# GEOFF MAN! I CAN SEE! AYE AMNAE BLIND!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Poor old antmandunc!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# MISSING DEWSBURY 9-YEAR OLD IN LESS PUBLICITY THAN MIDDLE-CLASS SWINGERS' CHILD SHOCKER!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ooooooh!
Harsh but fair I feel....
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# THE IMMORTAL SOUL OF GHENGIS KHAN FORBIDS YOU FROM READING THIS NEWSLETTER

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Fisting thru the gloryholes of your mindpiss!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# WE LOVE TO BOOGIE
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# NOW CONTAINS ENOUGH HOMOSEXUALITY TO CAUSE EARTHQUAKES!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ^THIS^
*feels the vibe!*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *votes*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# THEY JAILED THE WRONG STEVE WRIGHT!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# this i like too
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# needs more *Mr Angry*
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Or, with the Suzy Lamplugh / QE2 angle:
Steve Wright in the craft o' doom
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# you sir, are hangin' for a spangin'
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Needs more lube!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Congratulations! You are now all SP.
or

Cancelled due to harrasment from Scientology.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Smells like a kipper
Tastier than Flipper
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# What goes nort nort? A bull with a cleft palate
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Or...
What goes: "Mark! Mark!"?
A dog with the same affliction.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Nobody reads these any more
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# b3ta blames quakes on gays
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# And still the restless spirit craves answers, meaning, a home...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# needs...more.....milly.....and.....rupe

(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# haha fight on soldier
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# haha salutes
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I recon...
Henry has a ham sarnie in his lunch box!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)

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