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# I saw the ghost of Elvis up on Union Avenue...


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# wait no, F, G, C, Am....much better
woooking in memphis
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# A wookie in memphis?
GAAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Oh yes, I like your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Gota hand it to ya . . .
tickled !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing personal.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# can't quite make out the word
"wankers" anywhere?
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# is it chavscum being sick?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
#









tch. knew I should have made the hair bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Any excuse to repost this...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# This this this
I loved it when the Tories unveiled this logo, and rushed straight to b3ta as fast as my mouse would carry me, to be greeted - lolleringly satisfactorily - by this.

Marvlius!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Bridgend???
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] says it all


off out now. *ducks flames*
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Yes . . . yes it does !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Allow me to vent some frustration:

(dragged along to some bloody chickflick blog)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# butler, you say?
you say?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Pffft!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# why is the butler wanking into his coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Is he... he's not... he is!
He's wanking in Hitler's tea!

EDIT: mop on aisle five!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# and he's pissing in your mind . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# oh dear..
I have an arrangement with my missus, we go to watch an incredibly gory, violent film, and then I have to sit through a RomCom.

My god Love Actually sucks..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# i have a similar one with mrs thor
she hardly watches movies, so i let her watch her soaps and then i get carte blanc watching american series like csi, dexter, etc.. and movies with subtitles.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I watch what the FUCK I want and Mrs Vagabond enjoys it*



*may contain utter, utter lies
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I have a special arrangement
with mine. It's called 'keep the fuck away from the TV and Cable box in my study'. Its for sport.
Cinema? Oh lovely. Here's a tenner for some popcorn. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# do you let her have access to the 14" portable?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# She has access to the
43" Plasma and has no need of me. I never dwell long in the lounge anyway. Besides, We only see each other Friday to Monday. Bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# who's this now, Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# now concentrate Dougal
This Gerard Butler is very small those Gerard Butlers are far away


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# The bloke what yells SPARTA
Only in this one he traded in the beard for a fake Irish accent.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# really?
bloody hell that sounds bad..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# It gets worse
Five minutes into the film he dies but somehow sends romantic letters to Hilary's Wank, and oh god the nosebleed's back...
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# they were airbrushed in 300
to make them stand out more.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# they brushed his cock?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# that's why it's called grooming
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# i have no idea who gerard butler is
but he sounds like a chinless cunt.
Edit: oh i think he might be the sparta guy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you feel hungry, punk?
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# haha, i had a vhs of magnum force i was sending to someone the otherday and i really did think about shopping it.
but it would have been shit and not as good as your picture. have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# imposter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# god that's sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# It's the most powerful ice cream in the world
and'll blow your head clean orf
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I always thought there was something suspicious about the new logo.

Grafternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# IT'S A MONSTER!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# *decadance dances*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Oh, do get the funk out.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I hole hearted-ly agree
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# You just used up your 24,000 post making an Extreme joke.
I hope you're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# it's coming over a hill
oo-er
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Impressive range.
9/10.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# the idea of the compo is to edit the logos....
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# a mindpiss dragon!
run!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# You've been served
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# 358k? you must be ne...
oh, wait, user number 10!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# that's an interesting thing innit
does anyone care about things like file size any more? I haven't worried about it except for large video files in the tens of megs for a couple of years. everything else just works these days.

When we used to talk about 60k being good for the board, it was because people still used dialup connections in those days. Personally, I don't see the point in scan lines and crappy quality when it makes no difference to how the internet works any more.

Or are there still people out there who exerience everything seizing up when a 358k gif is on the board? Maybe I'm living in a little fantasy bubble where everyone is on broadband like me and the people I knock about with, but infact for loads of people the net is still painfully slow.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# There is still at least 1 person on b3ta with dialup.
And apparently some of the people in foreign lands don't have particularly good speeds.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Ahah, yes
I guess there are probably people elsewhere without speedy internets. Maybe I should be more considerate again.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I think it's safe to say that if you don't,
people will dispatch hit squads.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm trying to phone the assassin I just sent to Kentish Town
I can't get through
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# it's a pain in the arse when you're on dialup in the middle of nowhere in France
but luckily I'm in Slough*




*granted, you don't hear that very often
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# It's tiring out my gerbils looking at this
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Ordinarily I would agree with you
At home.

however I am at work. Where there are currently 100 users in my building, all connecting up to another 200 users in Derby. Bandwidth is precious.

The other ntoe on that is - the more bandwidth used by a particular URL, the more attention it brings. I know I can safely go on b3ta because, at present, the filesizes dont show up on the radar.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I think it's more about monthly bandwidth limits
Flowerpot in Capetown keeps saying about how large file sizes are crippling her account.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I don't think it matters that
most people don't care. It is still unfair to ignore the guidelines whilst they still exist ( When I'm surfing b3ta on my xda I'm quite happy about the guidelines ). I'd prefer them to be changed ( not removed completely ) but I don't have the ear of the guys at the top. perhaps if you mentioned it though?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# don't be a cock
if you want to post a better quality one, provide a link to it. i know plenty of people on here with capped internet and they would soon have to pay a lot of money for their service if the board was filled with cdc animations of 350k+
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# aha, but
you'd get your moneys worth if your 2gb limit was ALL on cdc's!
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# 2GB limit?
That's Victorian. I go through more than 2GB in 24 hours.
here's the last 3 days not including web traffic and direct downloads.
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I bet you've got a huge cock as well
hello.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I am led to believe this
is the case ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Okay
epeening about DL caps :S

I dont actually have a cap, im on Virgin Media, and im just about to get a free upgrade to 10mb. So, err, there.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I'm on Virgin Media
and just about to get an upgrade to 50MB so ner ( and you do get capped if you download more than 350MB during peak hours, they cut your bandwidth in half )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# And what a beautiful manhood he has.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Joel you loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# i thought you played by the rules...
tut tut
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# thats_much_better
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# hello hats
phwoar underscores!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# thank you for changing your name
you are no longer called "i shat or ah, bitch" inside my head.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# inside mine it was
its that thora birch

NSFW
www.hogrockcafe.com/Thora%20Birch%20Nude%203%20-%20American%20Beauty.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# haha, i think i'll pass til I'm home with the tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# What the fuck
is going on there? She looks deformed. Is there a different woman in each pane of glass?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha this :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# *cheers*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# It's a period drama...
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# hahah
i love the cute tampon.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# come on!
it looks so Pixar.

I'd like to see a film from Pixar called "A Tampon Story" about Peter the happy tampon and his various sanitary friends, chronicling their fallopian capers and their struggle against being thrown to the binmen.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA! you're on to a winner there!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# not a sentence i thought i'd ever read
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# only say out loud?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] FIXED


Click for bigger (169KB)
(leedaflea is not gay, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Nice
I like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] is this sacrilege?
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *prepares burning stake*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Oooooh
I was looking forward to that for my dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# *flambees*
*serves*
*garnishes with parsley*
voila!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I tried to flam bees once...
..they were too small and didn't like it.
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
# The trick is to leave them in the brandy a while before lighting it...
That way they get pissed and don't mind being burned to a crisp.

Hello suspiciously conversant new person...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# It's OK, he's with me...
We work at adjacent desks so he's seen a lot of B3ta already...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# b3ta buddies!
how slightly homoerotic ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Oh if only you knew...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Shhhhh!!
...they don't need to know who does what chores...
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Long-time lurker, old-time poster..
er, kinda .. One day many moons ago, this guy next to me posted a cheap pic of mine up here. So I was technically posting on B3ta before I'd even deserved my L-plates. *jaws drop*

*but is feeling all warmed and happy now that he's finally fully signed up for the treatment*
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *rapes*
Your my wife now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *feels violated*
That's the last time I cook YOU dinner!

*grabs more than fair share of duvet covers*
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# IMPOSTORS!!!!11!one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Sense does not make the joke...
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# \o/
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# It wasn't the last two times!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] eek!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Just like the old version, but more penetrating.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# it was
.
when I did it, earlier today
.
(clut, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# pfffft
(I hate sienfeld, blandest "comedian" evah)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Seconded
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# all those "jokes" he tells where he just points some silly/obvious/dumb situation/object/person out
and then stands there like a mong waiting for the forced laughter, it's like he just says "I just pointed something obvious out, now laugh"

fuck that, give me Bill Hicks any day
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I think comparing Bill Kicks to Seinfeld
is like comparing a sniffle to Ebola.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# damn straight
the other US show I really hated at the same time Shitefeld was being aired is The Larry Shite Show

...and they had the gaul to cancel Lucky Louie

*storms off in protest (and to get some food)*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Nice storm off
we will overlook the usefullness of it for eating stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Necrophiliac, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# dvds, videotapes, mp3s
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Wow, you're really not fussy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# no, wait, I mean... *argh*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Haha,
anyway, yes. Bill Hicks is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# whehehehe...
Made me giggle.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# It's the reason why Bill Hicks never really made it big
People like Gallagher, Carrottop, and Seinfeld were hugely popular because they didn't challenge anyone to think. Breaking fruit with a hammer, making jokes by making a prop-based pun and asking questions like "What is it with plane/hospital/junk food?" and all the tards think "Oh yeh! I've eaten food!"

Part of the problem was also Bill's ambition to be a big-star, but the tv shows wouldn't air the majority of his jokes.

Edit: my writing has gone to fuck today, apologies for those who cannot understand.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# he did do tv shows without the copious swearing
somewhere I've got a betamax tape with an episode of the comedy show "Paramount City" with Bill Hicks on, no swearing and his jokes come across just as well
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# yes, this is true
but Letterman was the pinnacle for him, and he often had a lot of jokes cut from his sets on that, ending in his whole set being cut after his last letterman performance. The masses like to consume shite, originality is often despised at first.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# See also: music.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# *slaps bassist*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# *Ows!*
that hurt..
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# If it has six strings it's not a bass.
It's a guitar with a sore throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
and it's; What IS the *DEAL* with LASAGNE?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# 2for1?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# 2lasagne1garfield.com?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# lol merkins and their inappropriate emphasis
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Duh HUH!
That is like SO inappropriate
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# :D
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# New and improved !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff
/but Seinfeld is shite imo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# WOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# This is funnier than every episode of Seinfeld ever
I live with a bunch of American jews who tell me you have to be American and jewish to understand the humour. As an English atheist, I really have no idea why slap bass is so amusing.

The bit where Kramer called the guy a nigger was great though.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Ooooo
kayyyy ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Garthulu
f'tagn
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Fh'tagn!
On a Garfield note, I just found this www.garfield.com/d2v/videos.html It looks quite good for a kids show.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# you made me watch that
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Good.
I liked it, the second trailer is quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# oh I'm not falling for that again
:)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# pfft
Not-work Rail
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Network Fail
baddum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor.....


no regrets!
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Twatty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Oh
I thought it might be something like that. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# eh?
no no I was just being abusive . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# ummm swears!
twattwattwattwattwattwattwattwattwattwattwattwattwattwattwattwat!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# heh

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Oh, go on then.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Twatea?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# bluergh!
no juice?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap as chips?

yep the service is!
*gibbers*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] What's in your wallet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# god he looks young
saw that new Indy trailer, the guy is looking ancient..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] especially when you see the old duffer now!
(peroast excuse)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# COR!
I thought that was one of Archie's! /compliment


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# *bows*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# yet its still beleivable he's would be raiding mayan tombs and fighting nazis
thus making him awesome beyond compare
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# yes and no..
saw the trailer with no sound, nearly wet myself.. Saw it with sound and thought 'hmm, hang on a minute'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Oh very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# They do have added value!


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7268283.stm
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
* proceeds to shit into an M&S bag.

Oh, sorry miss! I thought that was mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Good for them
someone had to do it first
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Where has Boy George's finger been?
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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:55, archived)
# yes
well shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# clicking FAQs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# in the copper's ring
judging by his expression


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# LOL where's his finger been?
lol! he's gay right, and he's holding his finger up in this picture, and gays don't have anywhere to put fingers unless it's like inside someone's foreskin and that's ming, so not there, but the other place, wait, gay girls have places to put their fingers in like in their front bums, wow, and so anyway, george micheal boy george is standing there with his finger in the picture and he's gay right, so gays (men gays) don't have anywhere to put their fingers, apart from one place, LOLOMFG.

I'm guessing he perhaps had his hand in his jacket pocket looking for his lighter.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# ^All of this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# a lighter?
but he's gay, so he was obviously doing some gay thing like I dunno he probably had someone's cock in his pocket or something or probably someone's bum in his pocket yeah that's it he carries bums around with him cos he's gay and his lighter is gay too


I think I understand now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Rofl ur so gay
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# but that means...
he had his finger in someone's bum inside his pocket. lol, now that is comedy. I wonder whose bum was in his pocket. I bet it was freddie mercury, I heard he's gay, cant think of any others. Mrs Slocum from that programme might be gay, but I think she could be a woman, so it's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# What?
Boy George is gay?
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# yes
it says so on the side of this whale in the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I thought it said so on the side of John-Paul the First's head
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# that's nothing, I just found out this year that Sam Fox is a lesbian!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# which part of Lesbania does she hail from?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Klondyke.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Bush Valley
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# They can have her on that team now
She's gotta be, what, 78 by now?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Up Your Chuff
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# ... Why not open up photoshop and show us, FOR THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# 'Noon lovely people

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:53, archived)
# This is nice
and maybe didn't warrant quite so many Garfields


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Thanks Mr Buttmead :)
And it's fine, I like Garfield
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# needs more noise and filters.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# :D
Mofaha posted something this morning.
I "edited" it:
www.b3ta.com/board/8111124
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# HE SAID 'NOON
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# btw, this is a nice btw
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)

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