(finnbarhas officially retired,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:32,
archived)
that looks like lies to me!
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:47,
archived)
Hippy Bird-Day
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:32,
archived)
Cor, he's a dapper looking chap
(SugarSpunSisterYeah, whatever,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:39,
archived)
Hurray!
Have b3ta's favourite cheetah cub, currently stuck up a tree next to the Zambezi because there's a pack of rabid African Hunting Dogs barking and baying in a Jaffa cake inspired frenzy just out of shot :)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:35,
archived)
*Goes to the rescue*
(Walrus ManThink hippy thoughts,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:36,
archived)
That's my jaffa cake!
Woo
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:37,
archived)
hahaha
happy b3taday!
TJ: anyone know of a good free gif animator thingumy?
(FishcatDifficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:36,
archived)
as long as you can do all the image manipulation in something else and just import the frames as gifs, the wizard will help sort things out, but it's straight forward enough.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:56,
archived)
Yeah, it looks it!
That's what I normally do anyway in Animatorshop. I haven't got that at work though, I had to get on my knees to get photoshop back on! :D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:24,
archived)
unless I am mistaken
and I usually am, he is photoshopping pictures and posting them on a forum for pictures you have photoshopped. You might not like them, but he's not actually doing anything wrong.
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:50,
archived)
Christ...
/mind you, I guess it's not really so different from the henry thing I guess, from a few weeks back
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:24,
archived)
It's interesting to watch
at any moment others could join in and make it a bandwagon, or a mod could come along and naughty step him, although based on my knowledge of his previous work, it could be a full ban.
Which way will the B3ta sword of favour swing do you reckon?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:30,
archived)
The mythical sword, shall swing to the step of nawty
Thus spake discomeat
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:31,
archived)
there's only one way to find out....
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:32,
archived)
(JahledThree shades of black,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:03,
archived)
please stop.
(Fuckpig"That's not even a pound a midget.",
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:25,
archived)
Soon as that camera goes off, he's gonna fuck that little dog.....oooooortgh!!
*mosh's*
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:30,
archived)
I put you on ignore a long time ago
Now I remember why. It's because your mum was a crap shag. *ignores*
(finnbarhas officially retired,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:31,
archived)
If I could go back in time I would go back about 10 minutes to when I dropped a teabag then somehow managed to chip it up with my foot and catch it behind my back.
(Walrus ManThink hippy thoughts,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:31,
archived)
maybe you are the one
(Fuckpig"That's not even a pound a midget.",
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:36,
archived)
Piss off back to your tomb
(Peach MotorbikeI hate the cut of your jib,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:32,
archived)
and thus, the hypochritical sword of B3ta favour
spoke, and it was first blood to the wagon of band
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:37,
archived)
you took the bait!
It'll be a meme forever now!
Just like the pointing in opposite directions while wearing sunglasses. And those other things, those guys did...
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:39,
archived)
^
dude!! you shopped the image! the floodgates have been opened!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:40,
archived)
Remember the guy with a brick for a face?!!!
We never saw the end of it!
I want my money back rob, I've had enough of this crazy train.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:42,
archived)
we're doomed!
doomed I tell you!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:43,
archived)
That's really good.
No really... You should be made president or something.. *ignores*
(crazygibbonall your monster munch are belong to us,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:00,
archived)
Back to the Future 5 Is Alive Chronicles
This was funnier in my head at 4am.
(Tribs🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived)
Great Scott!
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:02,
archived)
Arf! :P
Excellent! I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. (/standard sci-fi response)
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:03,
archived)
-nods-
its the only way to be sure.
(Fuckpig"That's not even a pound a midget.",
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:10,
archived)
Oh my God. Do you know what this is?
This is a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding.
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:22,
archived)
cue crap fanfic
where the dinosaurs from jurassic park breed with the Xenomorphs from alien and have in epic battle with the Terminators,lead by Neo and Rick Deckard.please read my original screenplay!
(Fuckpig"That's not even a pound a midget.",
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:28,
archived)
OMFGAWESOME
You should totally try and get Spielberg to make it luls!
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:29,
archived)
he did
it was called 'schindlers list'. fucking Universal Pictures got to the script.
(Fuckpig"That's not even a pound a midget.",
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:31,
archived)
do you realise, in the next jurassic park film
some of the dinosaurs are reputed to be armed :)
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:38,
archived)
hahahaahahahaha!
no!really!
and thus,out of the naivety of one,a whole internet webring was set up
(Fuckpig"That's not even a pound a midget.",
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:40,
archived)
nope not kidding
amazing huh :)
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:41,
archived)
even if this is not true [and i don't care]
i'm still going to be hugely amused by how shit that film will be,based on the absence of Sam Neill.
(Fuckpig"That's not even a pound a midget.",
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:44,
archived)
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:55,
archived)
what are you doing?
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:47,
archived)
FUCK OFF!
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:48,
archived)
awww! cuteness!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:49,
archived)
Aaaaw
He wuvs me!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived)
its like where's wally
but even more utterly, utterly shit
(op op op op opI stink therfore I spam,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:48,
archived)
being a "troll" must be very rewarding for a "troll" like person
you can't fail but get the responses you want. Laughing happily to yourself as you fuck up other peoples moods and revelling in how many people in the world must be calling you names right now.
I personally couldn't do it. Upsetting people you don't know is a clear sign of desperation, attention seeking, possibly a lack of love or respect shown to you in your childhood and a deep rooted inability to communicate with others on any kind of interlectual level.
But that's just my current thoughts on the matter.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:51,
archived)
I'm not angry, I find it funny
that someone has a life more fucked up than me that this is the only way they can fill the void, the huge empty souless void, the cold dead void of pain and suffering and worthless pitiful existence that weeps dry tears on it's wait for the sweet release of death
so I'm a happy bunny! :D
\o/
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:52,
archived)
Yeah, it's kinda encouraging.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:54,
archived)
:D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:55,
archived)
Fat Elvis Mecha Hitler is scripted.
I'll gaz you, cookweasle, Doc, etc with the layedout storyboard my tomorrow evening. Must sleep now.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:02,
archived)
Ha, fantastic. I have no idea what you're doing but it sounds great. And "mecha" is a nice addition to the memeplex.
(Sorry this reply is two hours late, I had wandered off.)
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 13:50,
archived)
Do you still play HL2, i saw you once and that was it.
any way....
Ning = Monkey Beer on HL2
(NingHas taken out flounce insurance.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:55,
archived)
I do but I don't have any net games installed at the moment
haven't played online for a while
edit: plus I'm a bit kacked at the moment I don't even have an optical mouse so it'll be more arse than it's worth really
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:58,
archived)
ah ok.
Good to see you back here anyway.
(NingHas taken out flounce insurance.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:00,
archived)
:)
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:02,
archived)
Sage advice
(NingHas taken out flounce insurance.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived)
(NingHas taken out flounce insurance.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:51,
archived)
:D
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:52,
archived)
hahaha
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:54,
archived)
Hammertime!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:54,
archived)
tell me this is real
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:58,
archived)
Yup.
Its in the carpark where i work.
(NingHas taken out flounce insurance.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived)
steal it
but replace it with a less humorous one, we don't want anyone to break an ankle.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:05,
archived)
You've neer heard of a stop cock?!:O
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:05,
archived)
i give you never heard of stop cock, plumbing i know, computers are my downfall
i'm just rather taken by the fact that it actually has it in words on it, and i want one.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:34,
archived)
Shopped only Please
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:31,
archived)
did someone start ANOTHER new meme
that makes no fucking sense?
(Fuckpig"That's not even a pound a midget.",
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:52,
archived)
meme/trolling/call it what you want
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived)
one person doesn't make a bandwagon
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:53,
archived)
ok.but i've seen this guy shopped four times today
and even if its trolling it still doesn't make me any less annoyed by the fact i dont understand it. fucking b3ta,newbs aren't welcome.
(Fuckpig"That's not even a pound a midget.",
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:55,
archived)
of course they are
he's just having one of his spurts of posting things that annoy folk
it's his way, man
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived)
but why is it annoying people?
(Fuckpig"That's not even a pound a midget.",
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:59,
archived)
well, because of who the poster is
some folks manage to get off on the wrong foot by seeming to try to, so the reaction from some people is that anything posted tiberiusgracchus results in ire
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived)
It's annoying because..
the board only holds 15 threads, each pic he posts pushes something off the bottom of the board. Plus it could all go into one thread, this would stop people being annoyed.
(Sexy Picard2000,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:58,
archived)
eh?
there's not much to understand apart from 'tiberiusgraccus' flooding the board with shopped pictures of that supposedly unemployed guy/thing/whatever
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:59,
archived)
oh right,sorry
thought it was somebody relevant. goes back to lurking
(Fuckpig"That's not even a pound a midget.",
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:00,
archived)
love it or hate it
to some its trolling to others its just the usual thing you expect to find on B3ta. It's one of those very hazy hypochritical areas where B3ta doesn't make any sense.
People have been banned for this sort of behaviour in the past, others have been commended.
It doesn't make any sense, so don't worry if you feel confused. *pats on shoulder*
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:02,
archived)
Unless
they're a band-wagon maker by trade...then, they do.
(wibblywobbly- helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived)
I wish I was a bandwagon maker
it'd be so cool
all those bands on all those wagons
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:03,
archived)
or a queue
(NingHas taken out flounce insurance.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:57,
archived)
Following the trend...
(xihpeteA neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:05,
archived)
I think I get it...
Are you going slightly mental because you've been made unemployed?
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:38,
archived)
sounds like you need a new eastbridge
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:40,
archived)
Yeah I think as the computer is being used to the max
it's not getting a stable stream of audio data, so what you're getting is what they call parity errors. Where when the data is reassembled after compression there are too many errors to play properly.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:43,
archived)
i'll just put up and shut up then
also thanks mr toast as well. and if i find an eastbridge is something rude i'll be getting out my big hunting gun.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:47,
archived)
There's a great programme I use called FreeRam
cost nothing and just sits on your desktop and frees up ram when you ask it to.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:51,
archived)
ta,
i think i've run that before, didn't really understand it so lobbed it out again, the odd break up isn't really that much of an issue, i was just wondering really if i just needed to fiddle with something to fix it, but it's pretty much as i thought, my little machine hasn't quite got the poke it needs, much like me really but that's another story.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:03,
archived)
Wel to shop the problem
You have to beat it at tic tac toe.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:07,
archived)
no, that's normal
it's just that Adobe is shit and memory intensive even when its starting. It's taking everything it can from other processes just to get it's great lumbering arse upright.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:43,
archived)
to be fair though they sorted out the sluggishness with CS3 <3
which is bloody fast now :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:47,
archived)
Plus windows is primarily coded off office apps whilst mac of is
coded for audio visual.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:48,
archived)
ooooh :)
everyday is a school day
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:50,
archived)
this
my MacBook's on-board Sound is superior to my PC's not-that-cheap Creative Soundcard (Latency-wise at least)
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:52,
archived)
That's actually a hardware issue
I'm talking about the coding structor of the operating system. I've had awesome sound from a PC. WIth hardware is actually down to the laser cut of the sound card. To do it properly has a high reject rate. So the cheaper ones don't use the best methods. SOrry I used to lecture audio, I can get quite geeky sometimes:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:56,
archived)
I may actually fall in love if you continue
/works in IT
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:08,
archived)
Yeah
Did that for a number of years.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:13,
archived)
my onboard sound is ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahaihhaighIAGeHIAGIHEAHGAHdihdahia
so I use ancient soundblasters that actually seem to work ok
which is nice
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:10,
archived)
no probs :)
I upgrade the full innards of my comp..cost me a fair bit, but it's worth it if you want to run 2 graphics programs and music at the same time :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:44,
archived)
did you try using some other program than that shitty Windows Player?
my specs are about the same and I've no problems (using winamp) Edit: maybe a proper soundcard with more more physical buffer would help?
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:44,
archived)
I find winamp breaks up quite a bit
especially when I'm rendering in Mental Ray. But it's to be expected really
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:46,
archived)
different system, different problems
don't you just love PCs?
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:48,
archived)
I find all computers and OSs
fundamentally irritating in one way or another
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:52,
archived)
i do tend to vary players
i rather like gom at the mo'
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:49,
archived)
Gom rocks!
I found that by mistake.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 12:01,
archived)
who has been around for more than a year, has had an fp, but for some reason decided it would be a good idea to post a LINK to the garfields without garfields site, that was IN THE NEWSLETTER, say 'THIS IS FUNNY LOL' in a NEW THREAD and then COMPO IT.
The spack.
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:31,
archived)
huh?
? me confussled
(op op op op opI stink therfore I spam,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:32,
archived)
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:20,
archived)
arf!
a minor tj. if i start up p'shop or something equally as meaty whilst playing a tune in win media, is it usual for the tune to break up and stutter a bit or does something in my machine need a rub down with an oily rag and a whack with a hammer. i've only got amd 64 processor 1.79ghz 960mb ram, whatever that means
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:26,
archived)
I used to get that before I upgrade to a AMD Athlon 64 dual core processor
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:37,
archived)
The problem
will be down to ram ( the more the merrier ) as Tattyshop just gobbles it up. But also it's because they are probably reading from the same physical drive and they have to fight each other for seek times. One of the biggest problems with photoshop is the scratch disk ( where photoshop stores all that info for undo and stuff as it works ) By default it is on the C: drive, this is bad if your OS, PS and scratch are all on the same drive. Scratch disks ideally have to be on a separate physical drive ( and not just a partition on the same drive ). If you have a second disk drive change the preferences in Tattyshop to use the second drive for a scratch disk and this will improve your system performance greatly. If you are using Vista you are running at the bare minimum of ram and I would suggest at least another gig, if not 3.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 14:58,
archived)
can you find the unemployed one?
(tiberiusgracchussaving the world since;,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:59,
archived)
how come you're still here
and other people who do such things (Stemmil for example) got banned?
B3ta's sliding rulebook perplexes me sometimes
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:00,
archived)
I think the question we should be asking is
Why is Ronnie Corbett in the front of that picture?!
'ningles fella.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:01,
archived)
Hahahahahaahaha
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:02,
archived)
Almost as an important question is has he realised someone stole the bar he was leaning on?:D
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 11:04,
archived)
How many girls have you photographed for the internet at your hostel?
(PagettyPolsomething something something,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:33,
archived)
arf! :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:36,
archived)
So, who's Ben's 'man' then you reckon?
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:43,
archived)
it's got to be either Sayid or Michael :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:45,
archived)
My money is on the latter :)
and has been for at least 2 weeks now :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:46,
archived)
they started filming again this week :)
so hopefully it won't be a long wait for the second half of this season.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:51,
archived)
4 weeks break, then 5 episodes left
they're only making 13 episodes this season, not 16, because of the strike, and they've confirmed they're going to cram the missing three episodes stories into this season, and spread explanations out over the next season!
argh!
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:57,
archived)
Are you Vic Reeves?
(Jamie_WIf your life had a face I would punch it.,
Sat 8 Mar 2008, 10:38,
archived)