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# Guess what's coming next...

Previously

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# CORALINE
Neil Gaimen ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# ^
That book scared me lots.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# me
/vinegar strokes blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *soggy biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# yey..
I now have two people on my Ignore list...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I would suspect one is Mongychops
but the other?????
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# NTNFW

(not that nice for work)

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I don't see anything wrong with it, personally.
But I'd just hide the post - it doesn't warrant an ignore!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Good point - well presented
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Adblock is king
Although it did struggle with this morning's post. Wtf has happened to mr. Chops - don't recall any aberrations like that before. Has he been taken over, or just having a complete trolling moment?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I think he and SPN swapped accounts
and posted scat porn on each other's.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Nice.
Gave me the fear when I opened up b3ta with my morning brew. In my nice open plan office.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I have an office like this.
Getting in half an hour before anyone else has never seemed sweeter.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# No such luck.
:(

Mercifully I had another tab open at the time and was able to bury b3ta until I had a clear time to discreetly hide the post.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# OMG IT'S A NAKED CHIMP!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Do you work in a Zoo?
Or a vivisection lab with a heavy sense of guilt?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# you amateur!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# He's got twice as many as me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# 21
and the door is still open.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I obviously need to try harder
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I put 2 on the list today, and thought of you.
although I hardly had any til then. tiberius thingy has come dangerously close a few times, but I enjoy laughing it him, because he emanates such desolate sadness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Yes he does
I tend not to ignore trolls. Just those whose opinions rile me.
The two main categories are right-wingers and girlies who seek constant attention and I feel "let the side down". Or who jump on me when I say things like "women shouldn't drive" or other tongue in cheek stuff. Aka pseudo feminists.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I'm a feminist
I fucking love women.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
# You have a couple of words in the wrong order there

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# pfft
back to the point, I only tend to ignore people who constantly post trollish images constantly, NSFW or who offend me. I'm not easily offended though, so that's not so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I got rid of a load of mine which were just trolls
I now have only Peewee13 who's a nonce, tiberius-something and tesco quality who are twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# That tiberius dickhead
has been on mine over a year ad I believe I'm not the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Most of mine are QOTW-related
frankspencer and apeloverage aren't big /board posters are they?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I don't think so

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Ignoring people is a wonderful option on here
It makes the entire B3ta experience so much more pleasing.
Who wants to long on and get riled by idiotic arseholes?
Not I.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# That is why I have 1 on there.
It seemed the best way to stop myself from getting pissed off, and made the place fluffier for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Is it me?
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *shuns*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Prepare yourself for the obligatory
who said that comment ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
# You would feel different if a certain clique of users had
taken it upon themselves to maintain a campaign of personal abuse against yuo because they find it 'amusing'.
I love argument and debate but constant, random sniping and abuse beyond what might be considered 'a laugh'? I'll ignore thanks and have a pleasant time with the people I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# But you're still a cunt though
*flees*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh of course.
But only when given reason to be. My actions are always as a direct response to an arsehole plying his trade.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha I can't believe I used the "c" word but
ooh it was too tempting to resist.
The good thing about when you get obnoxious is that you still maintain your sense of humour and never seem to lose your cool.
That is a trait of yours that I admire.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# because I actually enjoy it.
Please don't picture me sitting here getting all 'apoplectic'. I just get amused by it all and the more the etards get angry with me the more fun I'm having. I guess it's trolling, but I don't set out to do it it just comes on when the dickheads want to set me off. I'm always sat here giggling and trying to come up with a witty response for the rest of b3ta. That's the game ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# You should spend more time taping porn for your adoring public
you selfish twat
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# haha. The only time you would want to see me shagging
is if I were atop of you and up to my nuts in guts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# What can I say?
I always liked the interactive stories more
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# That's exactly what I meant
I know you don't sit there getting apoplectic. I really do picture you sounding off getting obnoxious and laughing through it all.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# yes :)
It's not trolling, it's sport. Part of me sort of misses the chav trolls who took particular distaste to my criticisms of their retarded posts. They're probably dead or in jail, and still the world turns.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I imagine I probably would.
I also tend to wade into the arguments fairly often, but I think I've managed not to offend anyone too much.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Nah, you're fluffy
you're fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# fuck off
*igrones*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Well, that's one less Christmas card to send.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Who said that, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I have Psychedelic Warlord
and also mongychops after his fecal outburst this morning.
I'll un-ignore mongy later, but life is sweet without Psych!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# It most certainly is.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Agreed
Ooh so that's your ignoree!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I agree with you
about the attention-seeking desperate loner.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Glad it's not just me then.
We should start a club, I'll make us a badge!
;D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Haha, I know of at least a couple of others, as well.
I didn't do it to be spiteful or anything, but he refused to take his AOL chatroom stuff to gaz or /talk, so ignore seemed the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# That's the problem
him and the other kid seem to think thay can turn b3ta into emospace. And as the other kids parent pointed out I have an ignore button. So I ignored him and his kid for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Not SO much refused
as she wasn't allowed.

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# That only covers gaz, there'd have been no problem with /talk.
He claims that people over there took the piss and he didn't like it.
Apparently he wasn't prepared to hide the posts that offended him, although he frequently told us to do exactly that with his posts.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# oh he got battered on talk
and did not like it one bit. The fact is that he is a lonely kid with no friends and has substituted b3ta for that. If his mother was not out trawling for new uncle's she might stop a moment to see he needs some help and she would certainly stop him coming here. Any parent that allows a child to spend an inordinate amount of time visiting b3ta is a very, very poor parent indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Maybe I should point out I signed up for this place when I was about 15.
Although I only started posting seriously a few months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# If you believe anything I say then please believe this.
I truly think that b3ta is not a place for under 18s. It is too graphic and adult. Having children around spoils the enjoyment for the adults ( well, those that have a conscience over their behavior).It does not matter that a barrage of teens would argue different, this is a disturbing place for many, let alone young minds. As I said, parents must be sat on the porch drinking hooch and not give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I don't remember finding it a particularly disturbing place at that age,
although I didn't spend much time on here then.
Personally, I think the problems only arise when teenagers come on here and expect to be treated in any way differently.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I think that if I'd seen scatporn or goatse at 15
I would have cried, spewed and avoided computers altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# By that do you mean that specific account
or the person?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I mean the person,
fuzzy ginger pre-pubescent twat with about 20 badges for imaginary clubs he has started.
Also he's nicked the good Captain's idea for crewing a pirate ship with fellow b3tans.
That and his infactuation with KK, coooing over her every sentence.
I could go on.....
(I have nothing at all against KK, she's alright.)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# ...
but you know that he has a different username now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Same account, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Ah!
Stupidly enough, I had forgotten this factoid. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# It was very half arsed stalking evasion on his part.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Yeah,
but everybody knows who I mean, and I prefer that username.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Surely you only named your ignore list because others had done the same up there^^
which was in a thread with Clansoul at the top?
Does this mean you don't actually have him on ignore at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I only mentioned it because wobbly did
If bonnie langford has posted today I have not seen it, but I can't speak for cakie. My ignore list is there in my profile for all to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# is it?
i thought ignore lists were private?

this part of the thread's not hanging off clansoul's part anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Private, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I stand corrected
I was getting my threads tangled
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# You want to see a doctor about that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Have we missed out on more exciting revelations?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Pfft!
You are a nawty
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I'm not giving in to your game.
I'm not unignoring him to check and see if you're telling the truth or not.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Now would I?
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hmm
currently


You are currently ignoring:
maverickmonster
mongychops
Tick all users you no longer want to ignore.


how odd. i thought i was ignoring pigeon nipples for the moment as well.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# unless he's been banned...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# this wouldn't surprise me
except that it seems the mods currently have no time to check what's going on on the board. still, i've not seen him around so i assumed i'd put him on the list; maybe he has been banned.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Nope
I managed to find his profile. But I'm not clicking it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I must've got lucky then
Or whoever is posting with his account, him or whoever, got bored...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# What . . . is the clue . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] What time is it? It's Dilbert time!
Say it with me. Puerile! Digital! Arts!

(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# wurgh!
urgh.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] tits? check! sweary? check!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ELO are bloody ace.
She can fuck off.

FUCK OFF WOMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# ^ That
^ that

^ and that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I'M ALIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# and they gave stephen hawking his big break
"mr blue sky"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# arf
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# e-eevil
woman. de de de da de duh duh duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# They are great, but even I shed a tear at the atrocity that is Xanadu
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Yeah but
Horace Wimp has to make you glee so much that the balance is maintained?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Horace Wimp is chuffin' ace, as is Showdown
*opens up the ELO on the 'pooter*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# What the hell is he up to there?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# YOU HAST SVENTY SECONS UNT REPLY!!!!

WITH MUSICS!


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# haha brilliant nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# IT'S BOOGIE, BABY.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# ANGULAR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Lord mayor's croupier.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# :D

OOM!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# GALAMA-BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# You move me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Ok, now you're just showing off, I LOVE IT! - BOOGIE!
now you're just showing off I LOVE IT! - BOOGIE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# La . . . la . . . la . . . laaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# ahHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
#
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
#
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# NOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# THIIIIS
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# neeeearrghhh!!!
arrghhhh!!!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# They see me rollin'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Is that getting faster?

Or are my eyes completely fucked?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Fucking rolling furball of fuck
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Jump Indie Jump!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Keep rollin', rollin', rollin' - keep them monkeys rollin'
Rawhide!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Hooray!!!
He's great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# That's a bloody hard scrolling landscape to try.
You mad twat.
(Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Having a ball !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Fwap
(Youarenotshitashi, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# hehehe
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# coffee/keyboard interface
damn you
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# FWAP
FWAP
FWAP
& what WHTRZ said

EDIT: Are you allowed to call you pussy "Jesus Christ" in this day and age?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# FWAP did you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# FWAP did YOU say?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I think the funniest thing here is that Garfield might just 'go out'
on his own for whatever his needs are. I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# isn't that what cats do?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Just the ordinary cat food you say?
I'm going out.

You legend, Eddie Izzard
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I think you are reading to much into this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Hehe
This is great!

(I helped save b3ta! sausagesucker just paid £5.00 for a cup of Tea!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I am not at all sorry.
'Noon lovely people!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I must be Dolby fucking Digital
/not shaved this year blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I've shaved once
and was fucking depressed til it had grown back.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# my ginger beard of doom is gone
=[
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# And nor should you be
--Woo--
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# This is marvellous.
I'm trying to grow surround sound at the moment, but appear to be able to culture only walkman speakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I was going to put headphones on there
with just sideburns
but I realised it'd be even taller than it already is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# By this rationale
I am DOLBY surround sound
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I piss in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I accept your mental pissage
.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *passes tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Bottom FTW.
except more beard pls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# the one with surround sound is lacking proper beardage
gaps like that are not allowed... unless there is a stage beyond surround sound.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Apparently so.
/Dolby
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# haha, you're a funny
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :)
Hello sir! How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Kind of lazy.
Going out for dosa soon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# What fun!
I am preparing for the second half of my art exam.
I am going to need a photo of my arm.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# hehe
win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I did a hearty lol
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# arf! have a music related pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# The bottom one's me on a lower volume!
I can't grow those bits that connect moustache to chin :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I can't draw them!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I don't think you get them untill you're about 30.
Unless you're Pedro. Top stuff by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I have them
...




I'm about 30


damn
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# oldskool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Who?
Jim Bergerac?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I thought Geldof for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Was it really a minute?
Or was it in reality 56 seconds?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# 'twas but a few moments of puzzled staring
thinking "who does that remind me of?"

then a second when the answer came to me

and then I posted the above ^

it's probably all lies, tbh

[edit] now I've realised who it is, and feel silly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# LIES LIES SHEPHERDS PIES!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Original post Mon "10 Mar, 15:50"
emvee's post "Mon 10 Mar, 15:53"

Looks to be 3 minutes, rather than a minute?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# GAH FINE I ADMIT IT
NOW CAN EVERYONE STOP STARING?!?!111
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Ah but he may have pondered his response before replying!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Can I come to your funny bash?
I'm not a wierdo honest
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Are you sure?
I've seen some rather NSFW pictures that say otherwise :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# SO COME ON FEEL THE NOISE
GIRLS GRAB THE BOYS

oi, no not there, look the poor guy's crippled now, he's going to have to stand legs akimbo for 10 minutes to get it back out.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Monty you terrible cunt!
Awesomeness dewd :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# My thumbs have gone wierd!
:D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# :D
My heart's beating like a fucked clock!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Richard E Grant is Cartman
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Why is there a giant spade in the bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Yay! Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Have you got soup?
Why didn't I get any soup?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# why don't you wash up occasionally like a normal human being?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# !
we've gone on holiday by mistake!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I'm going to Hamster Jam to see Cirque De Soleil at the weekend.
We (mates and I) saw it in Vegas last year.

We figured - "What would that be like ... on OMGROFFLE drugs?"

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# What a bloody good idea.
Have you smoked Dutch weed before?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Yes
crikey, it's good :)

Went to hampsterdam with college (heh, fancy taking a load of students to the weed capital of the world, woot for us!)
What a week that was :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I adore it, I wish we could buy it over here....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# You can grow it
and actually make a better job of it than commercial growers in N'land. It's surprisingly easy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I have nowhere near light
that isn't also where neighbours could view it though.

I'd get a hydroponics kit but I just worry about the leccy bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Electric bill goes up a bit,
dope bill disappears.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Look at you and your sound advice.
Not just a pretty picture man, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# And if it's a good summer like we had a few years back
no leccy bill either - my plant got about five feet tall and four feet wide...enough smokable buds to last me 6 months, more or less

I love gardening
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# My friend brought some home on the coach
smuggled it in an opened Pot Noodle which was then re-sealed using pritt-stick :D
She shat herself all the way home thinking she was gonna GO TO JAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Bloody hell, I'd have been terrified.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# It was only a miniscule bag
it probably wouldn't have got a puppy stoned, but still ... zomg smuggl0rz!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Haha. I sent a bag
of skunk resin via air mail to Canada and recieved a bag of home grown via the same method. I even signed a customs declaration labelling it 'electronic components'. I have no idea how either of us got away with it but I am proud to say without lying that I am an international drugs smuggler. ( plus arms dealer but that's even easier ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I don't know what the rules are with postal drugs
two out of three times that I've engaged in such an exchange, it has been successful, but once nothing arrived. Are they allowed to open stuff that smells like drugs, or, as I expect happened, are the jakey cunt excons who work for the PO allowed to steal anything that looks/smells interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I'd like to know this
I sent a bunch of seeds to Sweden in the spine of a book, and the book never arrived

It was a great book too :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I'm not sure.
But having recently refurbished BA cargo world freight offices and worked in the bonded warehouse I know that everything coming off the plane is x-rayed before it even gets to the mail people. Large containers and freight packages now have air samples taken from them and are taken to a nearby lab for explosives and drugs dogs to check the samples. I know this because I've just built the kennels for them at Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# hmmm
interesting. but it still makes me wonder why an envelope, sent with normal mail should go missing apart from perhaps the poor service explanation. I wouldn't have thought that they scan all mail, it seems like overkill... I can understand why they would do it for the majority of airmail though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# oh I've sent a box of
200 pills in the UK mail before now. I'm sure you can get any old crap through that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# in a bag, in shampoo bottle
works a treat apparently.

although, before the days of all the checks, a mate of mine - on holiday with the parents - took a half ounce of hash to greece inside his sock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Blimey!
A week in the sun, lazing on the beach, high as a kite ...

*jealouses HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# haha yes, it would be nice
but I don't think I'd fancy the possibility of getting busted at the airport with the parents watching, or be stoned on holiday with my parents... I would eventually be forced to stop myself from talking.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# haha
true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I've heard that too
but I was disbelieving. Hmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# yes
this was a story from a friend who took an almighty amount of skunk to spain inside various shampoo bottle and put in his hold luggage.

I can imagine why it works, what with shampoo being all smelly in the right way.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# This is giving me ace ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Out in Argentina
All the weed comes from Paraguay

They piss on it to stop the border dogs smelling it

So all my weed has been pissed on

:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# You've smoked hash before
that's got to be worse. Cat shit, piss AND two stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# true nuff dat
it just annoys me that no-one in BA has thought of setting up a hydroponics lab...and it's probably because coke is so cheap and plentiful, no-one cares about the quality of the weed :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Sod coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# not to mention
apparently rubber, shit and little bit more shit.

/hates hash except when needs must blog
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Yeah, exactly.
I don't smoke it unless I cannot in any way get anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# haha
I heard that you should just have meats hanging from the wing mirrors, then when the dog alerts, the cop just says "Ole, it's just meats".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I wondered why they don't just train the dogs to smell for piss
:/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# you were only there for 2 days
HAHAHA CHRONODRUGFUCKEDUPLOL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# LEIK WOA!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I was there for two years.
That's longer than any party should reasonably last.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I have.
In moderation, its great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# In excess it's amazing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha, I smoke a lot
but I was in no way prepared for the excellence that is Dutch weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I miss decent weed
the weed here is pretty bad, though it's going to be 100 times better than Singapore...not looking forward to 3 months of abstinence
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Oooooh, no.
Are you back in the UK after that? Smoke it up. If I'm about in Londres when you are I'll drag you off for a cheeky puff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I'm looking forward to a good old chug with you at the bash.
(We could also smoke some weed.)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# \o/ excellent.
I shall, as always, be carrying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Back in the UK at the end of June
but for a limited time only - gotta squeeze in Glasto and hopefully a week in London...plus a visit to family up in the Midlands :/

back to SE Asia after that

gonna be on the road a lot this year

[edit] having said that, I do know a cheeky puff in London who'd probably be up for it...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# You are a littlle doggie in a neckerchief.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# If I make the
Londrés bash there is no chance that I won't have a bag of nice disco biscuits about my person.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# GAAAHHH
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Pleeeeease come
it'll be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# 'ello flower.
What you going to Singing Pores for? The airport has a rooftop pool I didn't have time to check out.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# 'noons Geoff
Gonna be working out there, like I am here...well, maybe not the way I am here, 'cause here I'm rolling up on my laptop as I code...

Will check out the rooftop pool fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I recently met up with a mate I've not seen for about 15 years.
He can get the most amazing hash/weed/charis/squidgy/anything else you can think of ganja wise, I've ever had.
Better even than the stuff I had in Dam.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I'm not a big smoker any more - too many times spent staring at a bunch of stoners round me staring at the bunch of stoners round them thinking "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck..." but completely unable to vocalise it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I've just had a brainstorm.
Why don't we consider an Amsterdam bash in the summer holiday period?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Yes.
Yes.




Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# That's me you and Mediocre.
more than enough for a weedfest.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha what a bloody odd team.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I have a few friends
in Amsterdam and Gróningen and our visits to each other have been the stuff of legend. ( there is a bash in Nottingham that I paid for 6 Dutchies to fly over for that is still talked about on the relevant forums some 6 years later.)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# If I go to the Dam I'm not staying in the Botel.
That's my one condition.

Oooh, or any Ibis hotel, but that's worldwide. Fucking Ibis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Krasnapolsky
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Fuck me.
I think that's the one we stayed in.

Across the harbour place from the Botel, run by a man in glasses who seems to be permanently cracking on to everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# It's in the Old Centre
near Madame Tussaudes, Dam 9. It's a lovely place, big old fashioned 5 star hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Right, not the one we were in then.
I get freaked out by classy hotels.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# ah, ok.
I get freaked out by shitholes. I'm an old man now, I need my creature comforts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I just get frightened I'm going to get eyeliner everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# hehehehe
*reminisses the hamster jam joke*

EDIT: Deary me! How lame. look at entry number 35 on my petition! If you're going to be insultive, at least ahve the balls to put your name to it. How spineless.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# It's alive!
Nice subtle effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Looks like fun !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# oooh! i shall be in Amsterdam next week!
*looks for Soleil shows*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Hurray!
Stalking is alive and well on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# A stitch in time...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# what the hell are you on today
all this sinister fluff can't be a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Fluffy stuff on it's way...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# ew
very "Hellraiser 2"-y
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Looks like that one needs a good spanking!

* is he playing Cats Cradle?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Sew buttons on it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# blimey
this is fucking fantastic! you're on a roll this afternoon. clicks all round for you today.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I like these...
Photobucket
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Nice.
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahaha cleverness!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# clevah!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Happy time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Bloodmonkey REALLY loves kitten.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Got milk ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# And lemonade!
Woo to the pikky as well:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Milkmonkey?
Now there's an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Bloodmonkey in "not a monkey" shocker
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Bloodape doesn't sound right...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I think it sounds scarier
...maybe with a hyphen

Blood-Ape!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *climbs under desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# But that's where the bloodmonkey hides...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# EEP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# tell him to stop biting his nails



from a distance
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# That's beautiful...
that he's found something to love. I wish the same for all of us.

Oh, and I like.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# There's an evil monkey that lives in my room blog:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I'm starting to worry about the level of experience of science teachers in schools today!


57 peeps so far and two who prefer not to be on the list (yays)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Haha, looks fine to me.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Best thing I've seen in ages!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Bloody quiet in here today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# sshhh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# it is
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Milk and lemonade . . .
mix of the day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hehehe!
and mystery guests as well
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I'm thinking of sending my fridge
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Fill it with beer and do it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# is your fridge hot
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# not a a rule
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# then don't send it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I shall make iced tea eggspeckly for the occasion:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I misread that.
I was thinking; why is he sending his fridge?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I have no idea what the reference is
but it's a kind of joke in our family - if you can't actually be present at an event you say you'll send your fridge to be there in your place
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I do get the impression I'm gonig to have to have a fridge full of beer for the event:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Haha
I'll see what I can do...no promises, mind
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# *crosses chocolate fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Fantastic!
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# you can use a space instead of a full stop
Or you can turn on quick reply and leave it blank entirely:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# i really dont know
(bunglist, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# that man is a man
or Madonna
Or both
(Rich Chestmat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# is this going to animate?
[something about madonna being wooden]
(likeajackhammer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# EXCUSE ME MISS!
You've dropped thi-- oh my GOD...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Kitten Dogems anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Yes please, I'll take 7.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Woo!
That's nice that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# thats much nicer than below
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Beep Beep !
Working up a powerful thirst . . . got milk ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Awww! *likes*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I'm thinking this has probably bindun to death

but I'm going to post it anyway :p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I spies them...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# why i am i looking at a man being hanged?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# you'd think he'd be honoured
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# crikey.. topical quo use.
hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# The pictures in that article are hilarious!
Poor chap and all that, but wtf???!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# this.
it's a happy release if you ask me.
and are the wife's boobs hers or has she borrowed that beckham woman's
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# lookalike?
who was he supposed to look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# he did look a bit like Macenzie Crook
:/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# He used to scare the sh!t outta me
Then I realised he was in 'Pirates
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# blimey
"But it wasn't until December 2003 that, astonishingly, Mr Hewitt agreed to let Rick sleep with his wife - as long as he could join in. "
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Simon Cowell
is hung?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Wash your mouth out
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# 'noons Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# sorry...
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Got milk ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I love it when an animation synchs up perfectly to music.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Heavy bass beat ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Ok then,
but go easy on the pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Mmmmn . . . slip it to me !
I've a lemon wedge !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# nb - not based on a real incident - yet...

obligatory link to Ewan McGregor, Davidoff meets Trainspotting video


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# THE SOUTH IS RIDDLED WITH WIND
up here in my little Northern town we have just a few drips of rain

Hello there.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# bloody is, I got blown into a spiky wet hedge this morning.
Had I not been wearing two coats and a wooly hat I could have been HURT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# haha
Just North Of Manchester Wins!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# HMPH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I was going to boast that Yorkshire is doing even better,
but it's literally just started raining here. Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# It's not rain
It's nawty kitties.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Well, I'm definitely not going out again today now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# we've got horrible rains :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# We do too.
And I'm off out for a ciggie soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# This is God's retribution for you moving down South
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I know, I know.
I got quite righteously northern when I was drunk on Saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# This isn't wind and rain...
'87, now THAT was wind and rain

/I think. I was a mere pup of 11 at the time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Pfft, I was 2. 3 if it was in December of 87.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# literally just been born
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Seems like only yesterday to me
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# a mere pup of 11 years ?
in dog years ?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha
it just seems SO long ago since I was 11...

/20 years in fact
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# i was 7.
and i slept through it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# g'day !
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahhaaha!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha
from barely-a-breeze-nottingham
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I seem to have forgotten to mention this is extremely woo.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# me play!


just testing, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Oh noes....
you may have started something horrid there!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I'm just playing with what the 'shape 3D' plugin can do
When you're a pleb like me, you have to use what you can get in Paint.NET instead of PS...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# He wants to take you and the kitten round the back for some "fluffy-fun"...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# AAAAH
*hides behind Furtive* Furtive, protect us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# RAPEBEAR!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *hides behind sofa*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# OH FUCK!
Don't hurt me please.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I very . . .
polareyezing situation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# blimey
i'm not scrolling back any more
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# cor.
scary
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# this is very sombre, i do hope your going to post some boobies later to perk up spirits
as always woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
...I think.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Close enough
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# norks
this picture with norks has norks
(Rich Chestmat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Lovely colours...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# thangyouverymuch!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Worried . . .
about all of the other hidden messages . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

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