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# name the popster

clue: it is not pat benatar.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Is it Cindy Lauper?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Adam Faith
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# was afk, but
we have a winner!

lolz to all the other answers!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Duran Duran
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# DAM POPE
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# It's the Cheeky Girls, isn't it?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# The
Damned?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Well, I like to think that they are.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Impaled Northern Moonforest
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Only takes the name to make me grin.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar!

/ac
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Nicely
Perched atop a very very very veryu very very forsaken crest of the northern mountain ftw.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# arf!

Right, I am going to make some delicious spaghetti with salmon and capers. See ya later!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Bleurgh, capers.
Have a nice dinner (flick the capers at strangers)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I might substitute them for sliced black olives and pesto
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# CHRIST
olives as well?!

You are all wrong. I shall forgive you.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Don't be silly.
Capers are lovely, whereas olives are horrible.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Both are bloody horrible.
right, bye peeps.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Got it! It's Einstürzende Neubauten
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Uncle Fred?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Witchfinder General?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Gushing Primate
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Pat Benatar
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# A Dam and the Ant-iChrist
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Water Auctioneer
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# another icon of the 20th century has shuffled off this moral coil...


Aarrrgh I P Capt'n Birdseye
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# but why are they called Pirates?
Cue the punch line...
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# because
The English "pirate" is derived from the Latin term pirata, and ultimately from Greek peira (ðåῖñá) "attempt, experience", implicitly "to find luck on the sea". The word is also cognate to peril. In 17th and 18th century sources the word is often rendered "pyrate". However, the term does not exclusively relate to robbery committed at the sea, as other similar origins have a broader definition
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# ZZZzzz
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# BOOMBOOM
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# ARGH, my skiff!
*starts bailing out water*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Excellent shot.
That'll teach him, the clever bastard.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# *sails up parallel*
*fires broadside*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# MAN THE CANNONS
FIRE

LaPlace, with me, a word below decks.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Haha, you can fire as many men at me as you wish but you'll never defeat me!
*rapidly converts boat into submarine*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# SATANISM, EH?
Right, time to get my warlock on.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Well i'll inform my Smithe
My Locksmithe
My Warlocksmithe
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Banter will get you nowhere, sir.
Tremble at the might of my piratey prowess.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I tremble at no man,
especially the type with breasts!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Breasts of DOOM
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I don't particularly mind the type of doom
I can cup in my hands, seems less menacing that way.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# What the bloody HELL do you think you're doing to my corset?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Turning it into the former government of Yugoslavia?
I'm all for this bizarre roleplaying type thing, but I have literally no idea why you said that.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I'm not sure either
but it certinly distracted us from the cannons.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Am you Basil Brush
Famous Pikey hater?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I fuckin ATE pikeys
/George blog.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Who doesn't?
Other than Other Pikeys
Time to go home
I'm offski till tomorrow.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Brazil Bush you say?


Click for bigger (78KB)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# For some obscure reason
I thought that was Richard D James then.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Shake, shake, shake the room!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# *hugs* and this is why I adore you so fervently.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# yay
knew someone'd work this out
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Wiki, I'm afraid.
Could be buuuuuuuullshit.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# damn you
i'll never trust a pirate again
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Duh.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# well i dunno,
they told the truth about the rape and pillage (although my arsehole kills these days)
why not about the meanings of the word :(
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# PS
Hope you feel batter soon
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Eyyyy ta.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Is it Bulimia again?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Hmph.
No.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Hugs
Whilst wearing protective clothing
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# THERE'S A TEAR IN YOUR SUIT.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# MUAHAHAHA
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# GROOO
*washes frantically*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Yeeeeah I'm going to Umbrella corporation
yo'ass HONKEY
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# OH... MY... WHAT????
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# *infects like a motherbitch*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# :(
*lays in bed feeling gross*

This sucks :(
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Yeah that learned YOU.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# *weeps*
*holds out arms*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Awwwww come to mamma.
There there *presses to bosom*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# MY PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY.
THIS RULES.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Oh you bastard.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# *balances balloon on nose*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Oh that's not fair
now I have to do it too.

*balances*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# *blows yours off*
*giggles at "blows yours off"*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# You can blow mine off any time
dawlin'
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# because they is
cue the tumbleweed
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Om nom nom nom nom.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# because
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# OH MY.
How pretty!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# you and your weakness for bearded guys
;)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I can't help it.
It's more trustworthy.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# thrustworthy?

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# And that.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I see what you did there
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Yarr!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Do want.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Take it
It keeps getting its peg-leg caught in the gap between my floorboards and running around in circles all night, meowing and yarring.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAY
*plonks on shoulder*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# OH YES
I have another shoulder.

Cmere ickle doggy.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# ^_^

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I am having his seaside fish for tea
Poor chap. Hopefully he will end up as food for the fishes. A fitting end I think
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# He was in my Dad's class at school
in yester year.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Simple solution

but maybe not eco friendly
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# oof :)
Having shopped at Bridgend once, I can 100% guarantee that for selling rope this is the no 1 comoditee for the area :)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Dammit
I wasn't going to enter this compo

but you made me ;p
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Health Minister Edwina unlike her predesessor she hadn't been shagging the PM:P
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Have an wallpaper
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# awesome :)


/relurks
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# aw dont lurk :D
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# you see this?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# urgh :(

*wanders off again*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# *hugs*
*hums D:Ream songs*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# HE'S HERE!

*points*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Shhhh!!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# that's lovely
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# gorgeous!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# This is lubberly.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# cool robots
and cool idea.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# yay
:D
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Why thank you!
that's quite excellent

*emwallpapers*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Ooooooh
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# love
that :)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Botsome !
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Noice
Ta very muchness.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# WOWBOTS!

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# "She could do cabaret at the Wailing Wall, and no one would notice"
© Bob Monkhouse
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I saw her on Paul O Grady yesterday

to be honest I think she's going a lil' bit nuts
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# going?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# That's how I wank.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Suprise Suprise, does the unexpected hit you between the eyes?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# It keeps my hair in place.
Saucy.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# O-O
You wank to Cilla Black. Kinky
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I meant the hand motion, my face changes too.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Ah I see
>.<
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Elvish has left the building

been done a thousand times im sure.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# nicely done :)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# From a wax museum ?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I can has over-produced to within an inch of it's life?
Is this any good or complete wank?

Any attempt at constructive criticism appreciated.



CFB
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# 's okay
it reminds me of either High on Fire or something similar, I can't remember
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Oh yeah: Neurosis
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# You've got rather excellent taste in music.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Hey Capt'n!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Wotcher sir.
How goes life in my most favourite of places?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# All is well over here
yourself?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I am a bit tumbly sick
but essentially good. Yay.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# \0/
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Exactly.
And Now I'm just going to toddle off and make a coffee, for it is all I can keep down.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# It's all you need
this is to say,

I've been living on coffee and chocolate eggs all day
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I tried to eat toast earlier, but it wasn't good.
Learnt my lesson.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Was it happy toast?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Seldon Hunt?
(Only did A Sun That Never Sets, but that's my fave)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# thassaone!
great album
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# You like A Sun That Never Sets, and yet don't like Isis?
How strange.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I adore ASTNS.
But Isis are crap.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Isis are my Smashing Pumpkins.
I think.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I'll lay off then.
:)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Ahhh, all is fair in love and Robot Wars.
*hug*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *grooms*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *purrs*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I love Isis.
Not that big a fan of their last album, though.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I'm intrigued, never heard of em.
Wiki says they've done LOTS, but I shall get this one.

Noice.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Here's the last track.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I love that song.
And that website.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Corr, me too. They have an MP3 of Egypt so they instawin.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Good shop, too.
A good section of my CD collection has come from them.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I refuse to buy from them. It's more for shipping than the LP's themselves. That's silllehhh.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# But the CDs themselves are so cheap because it's in dollars,
works out pretty decent value. And they have a great range.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Yeah, I suppose it's OK for CDs and stuff. But it costs a fuck tonne to ship LPs, which is what I prefer.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Ah, I can imagine.
I should place another order soon, I haven't been buying many CDs lately.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Depending on your music taste I can recommend my fave places in the UK to buy musics.
Southern Records UK - If you phone before 1ish they'll ship your stuff the same day, and it'll be there the next day.

Second Layer - A good selection of stuff. You can normally find some cool OOP stuff there.

SuperFi Records - The guy that runs it is absolutely solid, and he sells everything so cheap!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Cheers, I'll check them out.
This won't help my bank balance.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Apparently I deal with labels/distros beginning in an 's' exclusively.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# You letterist bastard.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Mini**** has their discography
Woo.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Arik Roper? Really?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I like it...
...but it's not very red on my monitor.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Is it for a game?
Also: Too brown
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Har har har
Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hey!
This is me being constructive, enjoy it while it lasts :P
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# In which case, please accept this pint
*hands pint*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I'd agree with it.
I'd prefer it to be a more vivid red.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Gaah! You've multiplied!!!
I'll upload it later, but there was a USB flash left by a guest of mine. On it was the funniest thing I have ever seen. A movie she did for her application to Big Brother!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# ;)

Funny things, these USB sticks. Always get left behind at some point.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# yeah
That includes the rather revealing images of her (not sure if that was meant for the BB peeps though:P).
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Does one of them reveal her drawing that muhammad cartoon?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
Incidentally, this:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/13118
sounds a fab idea, and could do with more /board representation. Be good to see what some of you artistic types listen to.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Oooh
nicely

*signs up*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# that's ok
not really paying much attention at the mo, playing Crisis Core on the PSP (oh, looks like it's in full English too :D)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# *mourns*
I've no doubt this has already been done, but I've been jolly busy at work today.



A great visionary and grand-daddy of modern science fiction, I salute you!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Haven't seen it before...
This is great.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# just read about it
I hope they'll shoot his ashes into a geosynchronous orbit :)

woo!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Gone !
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Sort of
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Oooh, see!
I knew it.

Good on yer, JF.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# City of culture my arse
Some dirty scouser's nicked the flowers!

RIP Mr Clarke (but I will never forgive you for not solving Bigfoot when I was ickle)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Chilly Democratic Community


Click for bigger (84KB)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# That's well done
But a tiny bit GC
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# D'you remember
Sweden and Finland kicking up a fuss about the Euro coins which REALLY made them look like a cdc?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# have you seen the fake coins where sweden is erect?
.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# voila
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Ha ha super!!
This appeals to me
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# And me.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# It always surprises me
that Uruguay doesn't get more stick in the 'looks like a bell end' arena.

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Yes
in fact I mentioned this last week when in Austria, looking at their pretend money.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
#
I don't recall Sweden and Finland realising. So what happened, did they make them take the magenta out?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# that's their fault
for living in a country that looks like a cock and balls
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# You've drawn pubes on a map of Europe?
Your father must be very proud.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# He is
.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# ZOMG!
you'll be telling me Italy looks a bit like a boot next
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Everyone says the UK looks like an old witch pointing left.
Not so.

It is in fact a dinosaur with an elvis wig on on bended knee pointing right. As if he was singing to Norway. do you see?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# And Ireland looks like a teddy bear
Which it does. Sort of. If you squint a bit.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I'll have some of what you're on!!


(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I've always thought this from when I was little.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I've always seen it as a Seuss-like person


Click for bigger (38KB)

I haven't a clue what this witch is, of which people speak.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Uhm, okay.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Practice makes perfect...

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Wow, he's getting good at that.
Woo
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# yes
dead good
:)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# He needs to relax a little though,
he seems a little stiff.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# If at first you don't succeed...
Die, die again.

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Perhaps he cadaver nother go.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# It's no good, he keeps corpsing.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Needs more rigor !
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# He keeps getting distracted by the coffin.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# He should try more drops . . .
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Oh yes, these are all ace.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# He's not doing very well, is he?
Needs more practice.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hold . . .
. . . that . . . breath . . .
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Him again?


No, not much has changed...
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Very nice!
Reminds me of the view from my bedroom window.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You live down a mine?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# That is beautiful.
Simply beautiful.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# tits and fanny FTW!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# ahhhh, and there I was thinking it was rude
when clearly it is a deflated space hopper
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Bruce Forsyth!!
\o/
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Focus !
may need to braille this one . . .
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Arf!
edit: I love the pic!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Very Nice
Woo
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I see shark and helicopter
But no bridge, I say fake.

woo, it's lovely
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# It;s lovely...
...but it's not a Top Kittins.

*secretly horns*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Treasure Huntin'
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Why?
Y?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# delila?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaaaaaaa.....

Y...Y.....Y......
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Ha ha
Silly John, you have gone too far this time...
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Go back to W . . .
and start digging . . . it's a mad mad mad mad . . .
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I was thinking about...
that while I was drawing this. Is this joke in that movie? Can't remember, saw it ages ago.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Coconut trees formed a W . . .
that's where the treasure lay !
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Ah, yes...
.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You know what,
I'd 280px that just in case.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# What's that mean?
.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# If you make it 280px wide (that's the maximum size of images for the front page)
then you just never know, but the front page fairy might visit.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Hmmm...
That's an interesting kind of fairy. I think I might just do that. Thanks.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Join the John McCririck imigrant love campaign


Click for bigger (85KB)

Sorry, it seemed a better idea in my cranium.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# HE IS SAYING: WRAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# OK, I'm in.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# HE IS SAYING: OOOOOUUUUUIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I didn't know you could lip read
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Oh yes. I have a wide range of talents, including: ______________ and ______________.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# You made that second one up, didn't you?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Not totally. I can do it if I'm in a wetsuit.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Bah, anyone can do it in a wetsuit.
Real men do it in speedos.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# LOL..
he's odds on to cream his pants
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# leave her alone!
everybody likes a "little head" sometime
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *spangs*
*fucks*
*goes to bed*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I AM SAYING: GOOODNIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHT
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# On her wedding day?
With everyone watching?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Pffft, McCrirrick is a much underused meme :D
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Arf!
McCrirrick ftw.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# pfft!
no Red Rum?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# lucasarts sfx seamlessness
:)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# FUCKIN PAKIS!*
*THIS POST IS BOUGHT TO YOU ON BEHALF OF THE WHITEYS OF THE UNITED KINGDOM.
now FUCK OFF AND stop eating our sparrows.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Sight of hand . . .
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Chris Moyles?


(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Botero . . .
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Crivens!
He's a bit of a chubby chaser!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# It's all in the winnings !
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Chubby Lasers you say...hmmm...
...it's all going to plan..BWHAHAHHAHA!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Ithink someone in this picture has made a cardinal error
:D
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# clearly the man on the left
has his hat on sidewards . . .


(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I don't trust sideways hats
they should be placed on ones head in a balanced fashion
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# He always does that . . . hat . . .
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaky!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Oh my good lord.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Funk is truly powerful.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Jinkies !
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Hula Japes!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Wowie Ho !
C'mon iwanna laya !
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Ookie Pookie Tookie!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# she'd get it
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Ermm, excuse me, that's my son you're talking about.
..go on then..
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I love going down on fat chicks
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# THAT'S MY SON YOU DIRTY BITCH!
(be quick)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# your son should shower less
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# That's my child..MY BOY, GODAMNIT!
(..fuck him like a drunk monkey)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# SCUBA !
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# majik!
*click*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Them card counters . . . really !
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Would.
wyh!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# More to goo . . . around . . .
and I do mean . . . around !
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Nice.
:D
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Shame . . the only thing stacked is the deck . . .
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# they seem so happy
happy little nazi balls
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Happy Nazi balls.


Sounds like a delicious maize-based snack.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# sounds like something you'd get at some nazi chain of fast food places
:D

"FRESH GASSED QUARTER POUNDERS"

:/
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Would those be matzah balls ?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# eventually
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
# SUPER HAPPY NAZI BALLS!!!1!!
The new nintendo game
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# The final solution for bored gamers.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# pffft
I can see some sort of Rainbow Island-style game, only featuring murderous facism..
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# These cracks me up.

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I like your balls.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# pffffttt.....
hitlerlolzors!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# If we cracked open his head
Would it look like the insides of a cream egg!

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# More like the 'grand canyon'
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# we would all fall into the dizzying emptyness!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# This deserves more replies than it recieved.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I've been teaching him to do tricks.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I can do that
makes me dizzy
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# reminds me of space harrier
are you from the fantasy zone?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Are you coming onto me?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# no, it's just the way I'm sitting
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Oh...alright.
/disappointed.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *makes strange aauuaauararagrgagahhhh noise*
sorry, I fell over a bush
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Was it that one up there with the cream egg filling?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# no it was more of a small arboreal frond
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Watch out, those things can be dangerous.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# crikey, I'd better try and rescue that chicken
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# This is making my eyes happy with glorious milks.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
# you have milk?


run while you can! he loves milks!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I'm like THERE dude...
*hypnotickled*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Here's someone to help you out.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# That's nothing, I taught my nephew how to fly.
He only did it the once though.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I taught my nephew how to fry
*breaks fast*
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# That's an important and useful skill.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Are you Eric Clapton's brother?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Pfft!
You are a nawty
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# He still won't talk to me.
Talk about holding a grudge, Jeeeeeeeesus.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# 'BOUT TIME CHAV KIDS LEANRT SOMETHING
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Is he up for hire ?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# He does childrens parties and Bar Mitzvahs.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# ....


So does that mean Sullivan can sue them right back at a later... obviously if, allegedly, they were in onvolved, though I'm not for one minute suggesting they were... your honour
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahhaha!
:D
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# nice one sir.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
aceness!!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# HAHAHA
Brilliant
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top stuff!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# £555,000
Don't tell Mills!!

Brill btw
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Ningles sir
I think my lack of sporting knowledge is letting me down on this one...
got any clues?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Front page says sorry



Back page (which is usually sport in a newspaper)
has fingers crossed as if to say "ha ha, we're not sorry really"
Well that is what I believe the image to be about.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# just know that sport is the back page
So there's an apology on the front page and then...
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Good afternings
Front page says sorry.
Back page (which is usually sport in a newspaper)
has fingers crossed as if to say "ha ha, we're not sorry really"
Well that is what I believe the image to be about.

WTF! double postage!!!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# haha!~
/simpsons blog
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
But I'm not surprised Chistmas lights have been banned it's EASTER!


(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# haha!
I thought this this morning. Normal libel cases require proof that libellous accusations are wrong. Since they've already eaten and shat her body, there's never going to be evidence, so in my opinion, there is no case to answer.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Thing is
how can they prove that the daily Express libelled them, when it's not yet been proven that they were/were not involved...

Its very odd.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# they havemoney
and are therefore, right :)
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# yeh, this is my problem
which is why it's such a shitty sum for such a big case.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
#
Who has to provide the proof? If someone libels you, do you have to prove they're wrong, or do they have to prove they're right? I suspect the latter, hence the verdict.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Talentless 18 carrat gold CUNT
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I think he's hilarious.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Really?

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Ello dahlin'!
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# He kicked heroin.
That's quite a talent.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I kicked a tramp, where's MY fucking TV show?
Eh?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I'm the head of the BBC and I'd like to give you a show.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I'm sorry, I'm a heroin addict.
Would you like to see my balls?
Mebbe?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# That depends.
Can they do tricks?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# The left one plays the clarinet.
The right just dangles there, he's a lazy cunt.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Can we put some kind of hat on him
or make him perform challenges? Is it marketable?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Tell ya what..
I'll teach him to play the bugle and ice-skate, we can call it 'Look At Me Remarkable Skating/Bugle Playing Knackers'.

Now, I can't say fairer than that.
Or can I?

No.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# You are Alan Davies
and you aready have several
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# You're Stephen Fry.
I suppose we have to screw now, eh?
Eh?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Don't tell mrs S though
she loves Davies.

it'll break her heart to found out he's a woofter
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Stephen's hung like a catapult, who could resist?

(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# wow
he started taking it, then stopped

that's the best skill ever! :D
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Well,
I managed - wait for it - not to start taking the stuff in the first place!

I can haz tv show and fawning biography?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# lol!
not only do I not consume that stuff

I also don't even have a drink problem!

hah! a large cheque please, mr bbc
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# there's an argument that that doesn't really display any strength.
did someone threaten you with a sword ordering you to take it? did you overpower them? using only your own will power?

you're awesome
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# no it isn't
that would mean Davina McCall was talented as well

it's clearly not the case
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# the reviews of his role in the new Apatow film are all full of praise
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Think of the most unfunny experience of your life, and times it by 10
..and you will get close to the wooky book cnut fuck
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# you're replying to yourself
there's a lot of venom here, can I suggest you stop reading his books and looking at his pctures?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I find him difficult to watch but I get his radio show podcast and it makes me piss
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# have nap, call some girls and have fag
chin up, kid. nothings worth getting upset about. especially people richer and more successful than you.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Riddler: Hear, hear!
Who had that .gif of him being flogged a la Passion of the Christ years ago?
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# that would be me
but I can't find it now

:(
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# He has a degree
in backcombing, so I understand...
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# he's incredibly fucking smart, y'know
i'll concede his live act and flamboyance can be wearing on the nerves but I'll wager he's a damn sight smarter than me.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I think he's quite funny.
He likes his crazy Essex-boy act a bit too much, but he's got wit.
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I really hope he dies alone and screaming in horrible torment
that's all
(, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

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