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Easter island after the finnish tourist bus left already

(borkborkbork, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

pardon?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

I said bummers are deaf!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

O RLY!?

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Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

Wears the soap!

No wait...

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

I don't get it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

What?

Speak louder boy!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

I think it's one of the villagers, dear...

Hear about the reaping?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

Yeah, what a complete cunt was that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

They chucked him out of the Van Gogh museum last week . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

arf!

excellent expo going on in there at the moment

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

wacca wacca

woo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

OI! YOU!

That mixed metaphor is really making my goat boil! C];0)
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

Yay

I done it for you

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)

Boom boom!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

Is this a Garfield joke?

Or am i just ris-ing

edit: Googles

news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1310657,00.html?f=rss

asshole

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

gah, what a stupid twat

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

innit

Makes me almost as angry as this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/7168086.stm

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

I was more angry at this

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4644482.stm

:(

(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

Cos william SHATner

Click for bigger (122KB)
Read phonetically
hehehehehehe :-)

(groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

ahahahahaaahahahahahahhahahaha

she mad

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

Thanks for the explanation

Nice curling.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

He's done two identically coiled poos?

I would like to hire him for my travelling circus.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

William Captain Kirk?

haha either way, the "lol" made me lol

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

Click for Bigger

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

What am I looking at?

Some kind of neon spider?

It's very nice regardless mind you...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

Exactly that.

And thanks :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

There was a spider in the living room last night.

It ran from its wonderful safe cover into plain view and stopped in the middle of the floor, whereupon it was vulnerable to a good shoe from above.

Didn't kill it though. Couldn't be arsed.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

Yesterday I needed a shower but there was no hot water.

I looked down, so I wouldn't slip, to get out of the bath, and there was a spider right on my foot.
Hence www.b3ta.com/board/8221088

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Once when I was sleeping...

A spider ran across my face.
As I wasn't thinking too clearly at the time, I acted entirely on reflex.
It took me ages to pick up the little bits of spider from my face and bedsheet.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Hahah yum!

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

that started sounding like a poem

in my head

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

It's a pretty shit poem.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

I liked it.

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

well

It could've been great, it just turned out not to be a poem at all

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

I guess I could omit some words and try to make it a haiku...

Edit:
Once I was asleep
Spider ran across my face
Messiness ensued

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

attaboy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

"What am I looking at?"

"Well Sarge, looks like the wife got crazy and slashed up her husband something awful. The brother walked in while she was still in the act and he got a couple stab wounds for his trouble. They're still going over him a St. Azureus but it looks like he'll make it."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Mofaha?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Mofaha's are very different.

This is, in fact, my own style.
In fact, mofaha's style demands you use your own style. Which is confusing. I have just confused myself.
Ahhhh.

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

it still looks like it's trying to be a mofaha pic

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Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

Well I'm past that now.

I was trying to copy him, yes, but I realised that if I wanted to make good things it's best not to be in someone's shadow and go off onto my own version.

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

it's kind of like the apprentice getting greedy and killing his master to get at his special magic book?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

I hope you're not implying what I think you're implying

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

that you are an evil wizard

yeah what of it

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

Haa.

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

So you have stolen his style of using your own style.

Thus stolen his style.

QED

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

Yeah.

Pretty much.
Hahahah!
However you look at it, though, mofaha's pictures are very very different.

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

dark with wavy light objects?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

They are different.

The base path shapes alone are very different.
Killerkitti is much closer to his path style, really.
The paths are the shapes I choose, and I don't do things like he does, either. They are completely different.
Overall they look similar, but they are very very different.
And his are better, too.

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

regardless

it still looks like it's trying to be a mofaha pic.

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Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

Well I'll take that as a compliment.

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

AWWW*HUGS*SOME =^ - ^= DESU NE~

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Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

sheesh!

so what!? If someone must be copied Mofaha is a great place to start.

Nothing I've ever done wasn't copied in some way
give him a break!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

I agree.

At first, I thought "Jesus, I could NEVER do something like THAT!" when I saw mofaha's pictures.
Now look, people are starting to call me mofaha now.

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

besides, Mof has LOADS of different styles

Mof has LOADS of different styles Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

Yeah, he does. Someone called me mofaha for this:

Click for Bigger

I was quite surprised.

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

now that's a plump chicken

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

It was YOU who made me draw an icebox!?

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

Kung Fu law over socks!?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

I see.

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

Im not complaining

Just saying that they look rather like Mofahas images - I know its not a bad thing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

Well I think Utrillo's brushwork is fantastic, but he doesn't always agree with me. Not after a Rubens, anyway ... all those cherries ... ooohh ...

Urgh! I've got Vermeer all down my shirt.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

ARRRGH!

It's stealing the hot water!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Hahahah!!!

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

neon xenomorphs ftw

and now i'm off for a nice lasagne

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

We're having lasagne tonight!

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

mine is in the microwave as we speak

i may follow it with prosciutto and mozzarella pizza

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

As an Italian, the very existance of microwave lasagna worries me.

Especially because it tastes horrible.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

i can't be arsed making my own

i always make huge ones that go to waste. i see microwave ones as the lesser of two evils. ah, i just heard it ping. 'bye!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

Microwave? BAH

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

In Italy they even make tiny tiny (about the size of a skittle) meatballs,

soak them in tomato sauce and then put them into the lasagna instead of just normal mince. Adds about another hour onto the making time.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

That sounds more good.

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

I had it last night

and for lunch so i win

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)

what the flux

I shall be cooking lasagne too.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

LASAGNE DAY

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

agreed

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

Good.

I'm tempted to put it in the b3ta calendar.

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

MAKE IT SO

also:

Did you know that international Sausage day and international vegetarian day fall on the same date?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)

Done

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/13410

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)

I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back at you.

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Isn't that an old Eddie Murphy joke though?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

Are you on moonshine?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

I'm not up with the lingo

Are you coming on to me?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

pffft

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

While there's dogs in the street?

*snogs*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

Don't blame it on the moonshine

Don't blame it on the crack pipe
etc

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

Don't blame on the chiiildren

blame it on the paedo.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

... Boogie

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Yeah - he nicked it from the Massive Attack song.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

if that is the 1714 to barnehurst i better run

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

*saves from harm*

blinding track, still think its better than Sympathy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

Since it was so popular (cough), have another:-

No no no Mr Worf, not you!!!

Will someone please call security...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

deep space nine was okay i guess

edit: sorry, woo :-P
not very flattering for mister shatner though

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Security!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

But Worf IS security!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

Oh, okay

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

Prolly doesn't warrant a new thread, but...

q&d anim

nased on the work of HappyToast doen below b3ta.com/board/8220904

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

OH WAYVEZ!

Very good.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

yay!

needs mermaids, though :-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

Okay, now add some jet cows please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

and a bridge

shark
and helichopper

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

this! For real!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Yay!

Tileage?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

wouldn't have thought so..

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

Ah well.

Nice anyway :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

Woo

and Yay!

*clicks*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

If you'd asked I could have given you the seperate layers :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

What?

And make my life easy? Why break the habit of a lifetime...?

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

After seeing the lifelike Dr Zoidberg by monstrinho do biscoito

Thought ide have a bash at it... Started to make me feel sick, so ive given up (plus i couldnt do the glasses..

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Jorvic, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Woo!

good effort!
Grand!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

SCROTE-NECK!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)

that is so horrible

woo, and boich

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

going in the right direction, but you need to be a little more patient perhaps

and not have dark outlines... kinda takes away from the lifelikeness a bit...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Thanks

When i next have some time ill have another go, for now im not going to waste any more of my day off for it ;)

Your one is a amazing by the way

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Jorvic, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

if i ever see him again

i swear i'll jam a squirrel in him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

Or as I always say

If you've got a problem, shove a worm in it.

/Cross-animation quote whore that I am.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

pff

worms

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

you're definitely going in the right direction!

keep trying, i bet you could finish! woo!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Cheers

any ideas on how to do the glasses?

Finding suitable glass pictures is very hard.. thus the fact i may as well have used ms paint on them...

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Jorvic, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

very good

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

To the point !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

SIT ON ME!!! SIT ON ME!!!

It's Mr Nicechair's best friend Mr
Pouffe.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

Wots he lookin at?

*looks*

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Joliet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

I can't see it

stupid college internet and it's overly sensitive filtering.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

proxy server?

when i'm at college i use a proxy

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

This

is a good idea.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

and it works

hooray

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

looks gay

/obvious

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

*sits*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Nicechair and Pouffe - Generic Tough Streetwise Detectives who break all the rules - Coming Soon to itv1

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Haha!

Tough, grizzled, ironically named Nicechair, and his sensitive sidekick Pouffe! Move over Starsky and Hutch!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

the crims will be in fear!

what with them being sentient furniture and all

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

What a pouffe!

This is magics.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

Cripes!

With just a sprinkling of "eep".

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

is he all foam?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

I will have sit . . .

but how can you sit TODAY ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

Still no baby mole!

Stubborn little thing...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Aaw . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

lol

chair!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

this is the best one

sofa.......

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

just wait and seat!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

\o/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

BE NICE, IT'S MY FIRST POST.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

*sigh*

School hols is it?

EDIT: At least you can edit! Yay!
eww tubgirl!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

must be, or it's time for:

Edit: Well, it's gone half four, so it must be.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

i do love that

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

haha

a fine image.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

YOU!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

me!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

haha

excellent.

We should have a 9pm watershed so all the kids get told to fuck off out.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

What counts as kids?

₆

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

anyone under 30

less those I want to stay ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

*posts frantically to get in before the watershed*

Damn my youth!

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Joliet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

mumble mumble

fucking ankle snappers mumble.

I'd be happy with just 2 of them sent to bed to be honest.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

god bless ignore

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

my ignore is so large now

that it is spoiling my enjoyment of b3ta. But I'd still rather miss many of my friends posts to not have to see the inane fawning of kids or the spiteful hatefulness of people needing to divert the sadness of their own lives into spite on b3ta.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

You do have quite a few on there.

Half of which seem perfectly decent to me.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

i have found it does slow thing down alot

but i feel better for it

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

am I the only one seeing the irony here?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

I hope that includes a smattering of me.

I'm a classic accompaniment to late hours and internet. Serve at room temperature.

Editio! - you are all lovely menfolk.

₅

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

sauce with that?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

yes. You get to go in the goodie bag.

Now shut up woman, I doubt you have your party piece prepared at work.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

and no big let downs captain or it'll be the plank for ye!

plank may be substituted for other items of a hard nature

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

You, my lovely, are always welcome

*snogs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

the perfewct side dish

much like rice.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)

indeed

(

mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

haha

you've had a nawty pill this week. Great.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

have I?

I don't think I'm being particularly offensive here

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

perhaps it's just

my perception. I did not mean to imply nasty, but you have got some clever but cutting posts in.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Not really.

If anything you've been painfully diplomatic about everything. Doesn't stop everyone spazzing out for no particular valid reason though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

Hahahahaha!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

Tom Brown's

school hols

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

that's a big woman he's peeping at

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

poor thom

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

yeah, s'not easy being a miserable git

s'not easy being a miserable githe should just write depressing whiney songs to express his rage and disappointment at the world that has so cruelly used him . . .
or summat

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)

hahaha!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)

Dirty boy.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)

Hmm

Yup, school hols. Like I said, I'm trying lol.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Well,

College holidays anyway.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)

hello mate

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Captain James TUBERIUS Kirk

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

scat on b3ta? honestly

(

mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

tubgirl

is my mum.

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

you wish

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

If I ignore the stream coming out of his mouth and just stare at his face,

he really reminds me of Darkman for some reason.

Possibly the worst superhero ever, with the powers of having a monged up face.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

Well I never!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Oo er...

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

BAAA

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

Eeeuw!

Also - UHURA KNICKERS!!!!!!

Hello. That's minging. Welcome.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

Hi Thomas

hang your coat up and i will show you where the toilets and canteen are.

Nice enough?

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

Yes

that's absolutely dandy. ^o)

Damn my habit for using MSN emoticons.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

Happy Spock Day - He's 77!

cleaner... close to a meg

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

iCame

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

Allllllrrriiiiiiigghhht!

Giggedy

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

giggedy giggedy giggedy giggedy

Let's have sex

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Leeeeeezzers in spaaaaaaaace!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

Goodness!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Lovely. Very lovely indeed

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Ahhhh.... A man of Substance and Lechery!

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

"Sing Lofty"!

/incidentally, they let me down on 'The Hot Rock' :( - Can't find the bloody thing anywhere now :(

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

cunning bastards! Shop harder, it's well worth it.

Loved the Frost report the other night. I recall you left to watch it too.

Have you tasted our ice cream?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

yay

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mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

77 !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

Haven't heard of that one

What position is that?

(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)

I believe we are watching it now !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)

Teehee!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Woof!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

^^This

but I also demand parts 1-4 and any after 5 ;)

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

there's nothing more hetero than girl on girl

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

I do not consider it a waste of a post

to say that I consider this simply beautiful. My favourite colours and all.

edit to conserve postcount: :D toasty, you are a love.

editsanonic: YES!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

*quickly draws 7 more bluey green things*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

hello chicken.

Are you conserving posts so you can post later at home. naked, covered in honey?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

shark, bridge, helicopter in 5.. 4.. 3..

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

B3ta, shitting on Ur artz since 2002

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

I think that this would look better if it were smaller.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)

Seriously though, it is very nice.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

okokok

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)

I like that

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)

thanks

took me ages....

at least it's real i guess

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

lully :)

I was going to do an animation in a similar style....but couldn't be arsed

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

thats gorgeous

woo yay

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

Am I the only person who imagines some amateur actors

doing a terrible rendition of Pirates of Penzance infront of those waves?

Woo nonetheless.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

That'll do nicely!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

That's the worst 3D rendered animation you've ever done

I mean look at it! IT'S NOT EVEN MOVING!!?
bloody ace! Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

This. I've always said that JPEG anims are a bit shit.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)

Surf's up !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)

Goooooorgeous

You are an aesthetician of the highest degree

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)

I feel it only right to sully your outstanding artwork with my third rate paint mash

'cos I'm a bitch.

(

Joliet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)

I actually

rather liked your bitchy paint mash

(

Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

Shhhh.... You'll wake up Mr Nicechair.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

*feeds coins and lint*

Woo!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

up yours Mr Chair!

He was awake anyway :P

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

Egads!

this chair will surely devour us all!

nice work :)

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

I'm afraid to go and sit there, because it will only look at my bum

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

You'll be okay, his best friend's a pouffe.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

:OD

(

Joliet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

and nibble your thighs

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

Nipple my thighs?

oh..

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

TEEFS.

That is terrifying, sir, but I like it nonetheless.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

*applies cillit bang*

BANG! no more mr. nicechair!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

Coolio!

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

fo' shizzle!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

I shall chairish this . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

Hahahaha!

This is definitely my cup of tea.

I remember when this sort of thing ruled over b3ta... instead of shite puns and strip cartoons.

Click!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

#1 in a series of 1

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Wow!

Best facial hair gives TWO awards!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

1 for beard

1 for brows

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

No, you idiot!

1968 happened twice!

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

Great Scott!

There will be many jigowatts needed to clean up this mess!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

I assumed he got the award for Vulcaniest Ears

but it's taken for granted that he wins that each year.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

its his birthday today

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

fascinating...

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

hahaha

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

beard realy does make him more evil

fascinating

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

...

EPIC HINT: FILENAME.

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

not sure if i get it

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Fin

Fin

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

Fan

Fan

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

Fén

Fén

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

Fun

Fun

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

FON

FON

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

fyn

fyn

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Freud

Freud

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

I recognise that episode

Woo!

(

JimM, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

I used to love the descriptions of the episodes in Radio Times

"The crew of the Enterprise encounter a hostile alien."

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Well that makes a change.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

did they beam riker up in the nick of time before some dastardly alien put it up 'im?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

fin of a fish?

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

I'm not sure I understand this

But I like it, so woo.

In other, vaguely related, news - TNG is on at the moment. AAAAAAAARGH beardless Riker!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

Rather than blurt out the awful joke

I will leave it to the board to deduce.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

don't get me started!!

they stopped showing DS9 to show that!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

I know, the tossers!

I was trying to record the whole of DS9 and they just stopped.

(

JimM, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

They were on to you.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

No worries for Mr Trellis

He has the lot on DVD

/can't believe she married a Trekkie blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

beardless is good

less thigh rash

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

They're alright once they soften up a bit

It's the stubbly post-shave regrowth that causes that rash!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Nooooooooo

beardy is the win. Can't get better than a lovely big fluffy man.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

'Fluffy?'

You are quite indubiatably a furry. AICMFP

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

i can't help it

i like my men smooth and oiled, if possible.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

HD DVD

Click for bigger (104KB)

(jazuk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Hahaha!

Have a click you jammy bugger.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

Now, that's classy.

*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

Hahahaha

Oh you

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

No apologies for knocking someone off the board for this crap

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

why do i lol

WHY

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

OH HAI

(

ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Hahaha I have not looked at this post at all but am pretending I have so that I dont look like as much of a cunt for spamming this bash I am organizing

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

just don't posti it!

just don't posti it! just don't posti it!

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

Next you'll be asking us to play isketch!

(

ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

hahaha

(

mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

fuck yeah fanjita

(

Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

pffft

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

*reads post below*

/has a mild *chortle* or two over this :)
afternoon Fanj.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

ARCHIE!

*ensmooshles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

Afternoon m'lovely :)

hope all is well with you.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

Peachy ta :)

Unexpected time off, which is always a plus!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

*pssst*

www.b3ta.com/board/8220491

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Hahaha I have not looked at this post at all but am pretending I have so that I dont look like as much of a cunt for spamming this bash I am organizing

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

right-o.

*is ~~easily~~ confused*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

hehehe

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

for fucks sake those bastards at zoo are quick

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

brilliant

even though i hate it here it is stuff like this that binds me

(

mongychops, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

We love you too.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

At times that seems obvious

It's puzzling why you stick around if that really is the case.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Hahaha I have not looked at this post at all but am pretending I have so that I dont look like as much of a cunt for spamming this bash I am organizing

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(

mugatu, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

hahahaha - genius!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

*sends you an ipod*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

Haha I have not looked at this post at all but am pretending I have so that I dont look like as much of a cunt for spamming about this bash I am organizing

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

I tried some HDR

Still not right but I'm slowly improving I think.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

For some reason, this reminds me of unreal tournament.

Nice.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Unreal Tournament always needed more push-bikes.

imho

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

I think it's the texture of the wall that's doing it.

But yes, you're right.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

oooooOOOOOoooooo!

Nicely, sir.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

I took some HDR in college

woke up the next day in an icecream van

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

That Tennant's Super is going down well today, isn't it?

;)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

Can and everything

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

hehe

Extra vitamins in the can, y'know...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

Hmmm...I think it looks just like a long exposure

But HDR or not, I like this.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

Hahahaha

how are you good sir?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

gaylord

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

Hello

(prodder This crack's really moreish, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

Blimey!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

Cor!

(

ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

this is most woo

but i feel she would look better with smoke hair instead of real hair.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

You just wait until mofaha gets going with these.

He's been doing smokey things and before long they'll all be women made of multicoloured smoke :)

(

ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

that would be worth waiting for

*sits back*
*waits*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

I considered it

but I made it for a friend and she likes her hair in the original pic.

(prodder This crack's really moreish, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

it's only to be expected

with us vain females ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Really?

most females I know hate their hair

(prodder This crack's really moreish, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

i love my hair

for it is full, thick and bouncy.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

IT'S GOING TO KILL ME D:

(

Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

Smooooke on daaaughter!

woo

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

McCartney?

Only kidding. Woo!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

This must have been done before too, so apologies all round

but it kept me amused while i was doing it

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

yes!

irritable owls rawk!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

Oh GOd!

Spangspangspangspangspang!

Twit woo!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Haha!

It was worth it in the end. Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Hahah *groan*

(

ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

Groam!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

Oof!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

(akzidenz grotesk, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

GO on

eat it you bugger

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

hahaha excellently animated

but why doesn't he like space raiders?!?! they're fucking awesome, especially the onion ones.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

spicy flavour transform-a-snacks ftw!

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mugatu, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

they are good

but I'm sticking with the pickled onion Space Raiders, they are the bayst.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

^THIS

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

Quavers beat all other crisps.

Especially in sandwiches.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

*pulls hair*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

Oh you fucking bastard.

WHY?

Also, must conserve postcount.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

for tits?

vag? botty?

erm... other bits?

40k is at least xxx.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

sutble as a brick dude

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

I was just giving suggestions

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

Considering I showed scrote for 5k,

it'll have to be fairly graphic.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

whos scrote was it?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

You might have misunderstood,

it was a picture of Pete Doherty.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

I got naked for 3k

did hide behind my guitar tho.

And then erased the whole interenets

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Elbows

Covered in honey

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Only very special people get to see them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

dbroon is special

very special

he went to a special school and everything

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

mnnnng I WANT PORN

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

cos you facking love it

you slaaaaaaaaaaaaag

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

11 posts to go!

I need to go to the bank. Don't want to miss the festivities tho.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

yes.

yes they do.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

I love you.

edit for posty purposes: Yes, cover yourself in quavers and I will possibly drag you kicking and screaming down the aisle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

^_^

i know. would you love me more if i was covered in quavers?
EDIT: procrastinate all you like, we still want nakedness!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

because he can't have sex with their yellow skinned women

and it confuses him.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Wunnerful :]

*scoffs all of them*

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ClanSoul, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

Haha!

I love the background. It's like a cosmic disco.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

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Shada, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

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