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And on this bombshell, goodnight!
BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:35,
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Hahaha these are brill!The May one especially.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:35,
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you're just not appriciating the full array of facial emotions portrayed by hammondis he sad? or has he pooed himself?! who knows!?
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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:37,
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He's knows he's going to crashthat's why!
( BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:38,
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HE CAN SEE THE FUTURE!ZOMG!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:38,
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a gift he loses in later life BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:39,
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he could of been the worlds greatest gambler Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:41,
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and not done Brainiac;-) Jeru
( BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:43,
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i've met himhe's well nice
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:46,
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Hammondstill looks like a small child.
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cynfulcynner ...another American nutter,
Mon 31 Mar 2008, 3:00,
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awwww, lookit!
yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:33,
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Da PLane Boos!AA PLanonff Bzix
aa pfjfln xlkc
c.n.nv.mbmlmlmlnlgmlmg
*collapses in pile of drool*
(aa pfjfln xlkc
c.n.nv.mbmlmlmlnlgmlmg
*collapses in pile of drool*
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:26,
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ning therehow's you?
I'm digesting egg/bacon/cheese on toats so am quite happy about the general situation
(I'm digesting egg/bacon/cheese on toats so am quite happy about the general situation
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:30,
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I'm digesting a lamb dhansak.It turned out surprisingly well for one of my curries.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:31,
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Get thee behind me, Satan. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:36,
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If I remember correctly,about a teaspoon each of coriander, cumin, nutmeg and cinnamon, a few cloves, peppercorns and cardamom pods, and about 6 cloves of garlic and similar amount of ginger.
Most of the body of the curry came from cooking lentils, aubergine, sweet potato and onion together.
(Most of the body of the curry came from cooking lentils, aubergine, sweet potato and onion together.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:50,
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I R now nocturnal :SGot up at 5
But I did manage to have some roast chicken,mash,stuffing,gravy and roast tomatoes earlier im pretty sure thats digesting rather wonderfully
(But I did manage to have some roast chicken,mash,stuffing,gravy and roast tomatoes earlier im pretty sure thats digesting rather wonderfully
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:31,
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a culinary masterpieceI may have to partake of such a thing myself for sunday dindins
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:41,
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toms and gravy works surprisingly well epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:42,
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everything works with gravyit is the philosophers stone of dinner lubricant
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 2:08,
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That's some fine midget. - doesn't deserve it's own fwed, have some fucked up video(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:26,
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they should be chased by godzilla! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:28,
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they invented rapFACT
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:30,
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its an interesting video Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:33,
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by any chance are you either mel or kim? Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:34,
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Your ignoring the possibility of zombies! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:38,
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AaahHappy Birthday that man.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:06,
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Happy birthday!edit - ah, you're all lovely :)
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head-doctor ololololo,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07,
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Happy b3taday! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07,
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Happy! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08,
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Happy b3taday!^_^
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08,
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*claps*Happy birthday, big grown up laddy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07,
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Happy birthday!You're a grownup now! ;D
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07,
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Get Cthulhu another drink, he's not into the party yet.Happy birthday!
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07,
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heheh cthulhu's designated driver Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:15,
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Oh, that poor bastard.He can have one, surely. No policeman will question him.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:15,
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this is true ashallyhe's the best wingman going. when your wingman is evil incarnate you can't help but look better in comparison
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:20,
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That's true,but he probably doesn't help to attract the ladies.
Except for Captain Wow, I expect.
(Except for Captain Wow, I expect.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:21,
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more or less a given thathe could drag them in with his tentacles though
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:23,
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That's a much underused technique in the dating scene. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:25,
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you've never been on the sheffield dating scene pal Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:26,
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If everything stays good I'm hoping to avoid it.No offence to the fine city, of course.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:27,
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NOT Cthulu, too many tentacles.If you've got any cenobites I'll take them off your hands though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:25,
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what my mates not good enough for you?nah... leave it, cthulhu mate... she's not worth it
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:26,
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What the fuck are you doing here then!?Happy fuckin birthday! :)
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08,
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its only just turned birthday. i'm getting a beer to celebrate Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:09,
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Happy real birthdayNow get off b3ta and go to the pub!!
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08,
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why aren't you asleep?
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:24,
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merry tuesday!get pissed! RIGHT NOW!
EDIT: freddy vs jason has just started, i'm off. g'night all!
(EDIT: freddy vs jason has just started, i'm off. g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:10,
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I am 21 also in a couple of monthsHappy birthday to you!
You are also fit. So well done for that.
(You are also fit. So well done for that.
its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:10,
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He looks very like my best mate from collegewho got more tail than the rest of us combined.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:11,
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Hah, I read that and thought:"What were CID after you? What the hell were you doing?"
God I love the vagurity of language.
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Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:16,
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God I love the vagurity of language.
Shit, it's the fuzz.... Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:17,
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21 is clearly a good age for b3tans. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:13,
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it's an excellent age :D its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:14,
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It's working out well for me.And I trust Tom has enjoyed his 15 minutes or so of it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:15,
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your profile reminds me of my boyfriendskiing and dogs :)
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:21,
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I didn't even know dogs could ski. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:22,
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doggy ski school its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:23,
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thats how blind people skiguide skiing dogs
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:24,
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What a lovely mental image my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:28,
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we had this discussion on our last ski tripthe dogs would be on skis wearing a luminous jacket leading a blind manm by a leash
Makes perfect sense
(Makes perfect sense
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:29,
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Make it so! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:31,
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Are you only 20?! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:17,
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Yep.Deceptive eyy. It's the nihilism and bitter outlook on life that skews my age and supposed experience slightly.
I remember meeting someone for the first time, this was two years ago now, and they asked me what I did. So I mentioned that I hadn't done anything since my A-levels. They were really surprised because they thought I was 27ish. And this was before I even wore a beard...
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Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:20,
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I remember meeting someone for the first time, this was two years ago now, and they asked me what I did. So I mentioned that I hadn't done anything since my A-levels. They were really surprised because they thought I was 27ish. And this was before I even wore a beard...
You do come across as a lot older.When I say a lot I don't mean an awful lot, I thought you were my age, maybe a year older.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:21,
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Even though i've told you I am younger than you by several years? Repeatedly?Being youngish and a jaded bitter shell of a man is rather rubbish though. All the older bitter shells get the opportunity to have all the relationships and sex and experiences before hand before they rue society. I on the otherhand got lumbered with it young, of all the bastarding luck. Plus it makes you seem quite old.
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Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:24,
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Yeah I don't remember everything.Although you don't help matters, you don't exactly act like a 20 year old all the time.
You need some of those shorts and a skateboard.
(You need some of those shorts and a skateboard.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:26,
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I don't think I've ever acted particularly young, although I fear i've probably started acting exponentially older as I age.I only started doing Received Pronunctiation in the last few years. Although whether that makes me sound older or younger is up in the air, as my Received Pronuctiation voice is considerable higher pitched and less gruff than my natural speaking voice.
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Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:31,
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RP is an interesting one, it tends to up people's pitch a bit.Although considerably easier when you like round here.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:33,
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I've never really encountered anyone my age, or even vaguely near it, who spoke Received Pronunctiation.So that meant my school was filled with the usual slangy idiots to feed off of. As such I had to completely manufacture the voice myself, which even more oddly came about through my own self consciousness and was an amusing and fairly charming way to be self depricating if I was nervous of something.
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Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:38,
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I learnt it at drama classes.I meant live round here, also.
What did you base it on?
(What did you base it on?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:41,
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Well I tried to immitate Flanders (or was it Swann) from a Flanders & Swann sketch/song.But after failing to quite capture the BBC English, which is subtly different from normal RP, I sort of gave up mimicing accents for some time. Then I believe I watched all four series of A Bit of Fry and Laurie and Stephen Fry's speaking style and general verbosity just slowly bled into my brain.
I can do a fairly decent World War II fighter pilot/officer accent too. "Righto chaps, looks like we're in a bit of a sticky wicket here."
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Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:46,
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I can do a fairly decent World War II fighter pilot/officer accent too. "Righto chaps, looks like we're in a bit of a sticky wicket here."
I made the mistake of telling my boss I'd learnt itand am now the voice of my company's out of hours system. It was horrible recording it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:48,
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*shudder*Listening to voice recordings is horrible. And it really screws with your perception too, because it's hard to tell if you are doing a bad accent/voice or if you are just being thrown off by how awful your voice sounds generally.
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Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:50,
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I'd have been fineI've done recording before, but only singing. The problem was the IT guy who was there kept making faces at me and generally being an arse.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:52,
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i naturally speak RP from school and i've spent the last 5 years trying to unlearn it Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:42,
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Why would you do that?Received Pronunctiation is brilliant. BRILLIANT!
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Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:47,
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i can do it when i want to but i hate sounding like a twat... Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:51,
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My sister's husband keeps bemoaning me, sodding northerners, for using obscure words.Because apparantly it's just weird to use words he doesn't know, despite the fact that they'd instantly worked out what the word meant due to the context of the sentence.
Anyone who gets actually angry at someone for using the word comestible and makes them look it up a dictionary and then further go on to claim that it's not a proper word because it's 'not in common usage' is a complete unadulterated twat.
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Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:56,
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Anyone who gets actually angry at someone for using the word comestible and makes them look it up a dictionary and then further go on to claim that it's not a proper word because it's 'not in common usage' is a complete unadulterated twat.
I'll be in it for another 5 months or so. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:18,
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i've got a bottle of stellaso not bad so far though peter stringfellow is on my tv
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:17,
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You can probably tempt him off it with beer if you're worried he'll do himself a mischief. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:19,
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you bastard, i just added a layer of beer to my tea soaked screen Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:25,
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My work here is done. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:26,
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Happy birthday geezer, you might as well have this rather loud chap :)
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:11,
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congrats!conform!
confetti!
also: here's my gift:
(confetti!
also: here's my gift:
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:17,
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Happy Birthdayblimey, 21!
I hope your day is superb, alcohol induced and results in being pushed home in a shopping trolley like mine did.
many, many years ago :(
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Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:19,
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I hope your day is superb, alcohol induced and results in being pushed home in a shopping trolley like mine did.
many, many years ago :(
I can't even remember my 21st birthday/grabs walking stick
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:21,
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space cake on its way
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:22,
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have I mentioned enough that you is fucking great:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:28,
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this may be the best present i recieve today Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:30,
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I like the fact that there's an air supply purely to keep the candle alight.Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:32,
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Happy birthday Tom's twin!(I assume)
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:41,
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really?happy birthday that man
but we must fight
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
(but we must fight
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:44,
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to the batmobile death!
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:54,
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Hahahaha have I missed something vital?Edit: oh, SHOES. I see!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:57,
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'Lo lovely.I'm only about for a few minutes as I'm going to have a bath soon. But I figured I'd say 'ello. ^_^
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:05,
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Oh ok ^_^Hello :D
Did you see the vexel I did down V there?
(Did you see the vexel I did down V there?
ClanSoul,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:07,
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Yeah.And I saw it on devArt, too. I likes it. :D
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08,
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*hugs back**runs off to take bath*
Be back later. :]
(Be back later. :]
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:12,
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OH THAT IS FUCKING CUTEhave you been raidng his parent's photo album?
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:01,
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that is remarkable! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:31,
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Was it at a lady?Did she faint?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:54,
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I'm going to chase her to bed nownight b3ta!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:01,
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I would if I were younight!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:02,
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Sign me up.Back in my prime, I could burp the alphabet in two burps.
I managed it in one a couple of times too, I was so proud.
(I managed it in one a couple of times too, I was so proud.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:58,
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i laughed. i cried.i scraped a little gunk off my tonsils.
then i cried again.
then i had a wee.
(then i cried again.
then i had a wee.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:57,
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i unwrap the magic of prose from the polythene of the mundane. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:02,
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"Give me a name!""Shouldn't your parents have done that?"
The 'we're being followed' bit never fails to crack me up.
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Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:03,
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The 'we're being followed' bit never fails to crack me up.
Don? but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:53,
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Hark! I see a great picture! :D xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:54,
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WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL US REDEX BOY!!!? Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:22,
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FETCH MY RAZOR STRAP CHARLENE!gonna teach this boy a lesson
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:24,
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feltch a razor blade?oh god no
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:26,
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Surely it wouldn't get up the straw? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:27,
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pends on both your straw and your blade sizes dunnit?incidently the clocks going forward means at midnight its 1 right?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:31,
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no at 1 its 2works a bit later on
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:32,
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you could probably find worse things on the t'internet epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:27,
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BME pain olympics is one that comes to mind Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:28,
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hahahahhaIm finding this funnier then I probably should
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:28,
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on another note,my cousin has a spaniel that looks very similar to yours also named jake.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:29,
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Good!They are the best
I do have 2 others
but he is the best of them all!
(I do have 2 others
but he is the best of them all!
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:31,
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I used to have a spaniel cross border colliehe climbed trees and used to play on the slippery dip at the local park. you couldnt leave a ladder set up near him. Had to carry the fucker down from the roof many times
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:32,
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Jake goes mental at any reflectionsThe other springer is really annoying and will lick you constantly and bring bits of dirt from the garden and bark until you play with her
And the irish one is old and just sits there pissing herself
(And the irish one is old and just sits there pissing herself
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:34,
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that last line describes my nan Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:35,
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dead. very, very dead.that describes both my nans.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:36,
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very dead?you can get more dead than dead?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:37,
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Dead and cut up and buried all separately.That's kind of extra dead. No chance of even being a zombie.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:38,
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pity.i'd like a zombie nan.
wait! that sounds like a sitcom!
(wait! that sounds like a sitcom!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:39,
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"If you want a box thrown in the sun, you gotta do it yourself!""That's my old grandma used to say. God rest her zombie bones."
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:42,
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Hahaha!Nice quoting Hermes there.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:43,
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My Grandfather was Jamaican. And a mime artist!He never talked about it though.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:45,
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That made me giggle like an idiot. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:48,
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I have hundreds of throw away gags like that.Writing my book basically consists of sitting around all day making up these. It's quite depressing in many ways.
"Sign here, sir!"
"So it is."
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:52,
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"Sign here, sir!"
"So it is."
Depressing for youamusing for me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:53,
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Did you get a chance to read that chapter as it happens?Not the best one i've written, although at the time I thought it was, but I tend to automatically see everything I do as bloody awful a short time after doing them.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:59,
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I did, but it was a few days ago so I can't remember it very well.I remember liking it though. I'll read it again in a mo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:00,
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If you want.Although you don't have to tredge back over it just to give me some kind of critical analysis.
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Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:02,
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It's hardly tredging.I shall do it after I've finished listening to a couple of bits.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:04,
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sweet zombie jesus!i love futurama!
also, needs more tar-paper shack on montego bay.
(also, needs more tar-paper shack on montego bay.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:44,
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"mmmrrhhh?""what's that nan?"
"mmmmmmmrrrrhh?"
*audience laughs*
"oh nan"
"mmrrhh..."
("mmmmmmmrrrrhh?"
*audience laughs*
"oh nan"
"mmrrhh..."
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:44,
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i suppose that is pretty dead yeahyou could still ghost it though
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:39,
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cori've realised whats different in yours, straight lines innit?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:22,
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you don't use many curves do you Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:26,
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Oh, no.I like to mix it up a bit.
I think points and straight lines make it more visually interesting :)
(I think points and straight lines make it more visually interesting :)
ClanSoul,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:27,
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^this is true xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:45,
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And eagles need no round edges, but for their beak.Looks more natural that way
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:55,
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And it's more fun to do that "curve. curve curve. cuuurrrve."Because you can just go wild clicking in zigzags and stuff :)
( ClanSoul,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:57,
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Fnee fnar fnor!Just like that! :D
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:59,
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lol gaze.Nice eagle though.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:23,
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claaaaaaaaaaaan!watch out, eagle's about!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:24,
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YES!They should remake the program but with a massive eagle presenting it. He can just claw the shit out of the people when he comes in at the end.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:25,
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does he have one claw small then the other? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:26,
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For accuracy, yes.And a suit jacket on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:27,
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but no trousers.he is a fucking eagle after all
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:51,
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that would so rock.i would watch that till my eyes bled!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:27,
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They can do one for kidswhere snowy owls come in at the end and headbutt everyone they can find. Neeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooow *flatfacebash*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:28,
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We should definitely own a TV channel. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:32,
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but what would we call it?pirate monkey vision?
actually, i quite like the sound of that.
*imagines pirate monkeys staring through t.v cameras at captain wow's handycraft lesson*
(actually, i quite like the sound of that.
*imagines pirate monkeys staring through t.v cameras at captain wow's handycraft lesson*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:35,
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i like the sound of SMASH WOW TV Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:35,
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And this is how we KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTERSorry, love that film.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:36,
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what film?not ringing any bells
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:42,
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i couldn't watch ithe irritates me beyond reason
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:48,
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I love it, I'm a sucker for shit movies. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:48,
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Do you ever think there's more to life than being really ridiculously good lookin? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:49,
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:D*petrol fight*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:51,
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yesi'm a great shag, too.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:52,
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mad as a box of frogs ;) Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:32,
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madder than thatmad as a hatful of badgers
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:34,
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how many badgers constitute a hatful? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:42,
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ten gallon hat we're talking 3 perhaps Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:45,
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sobadgers are about 3.3 gallons apiece, then?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:49,
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i feed my badgers growth hormoneshow do you eat yours?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:50,
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with a green salad and scotch eggs Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:53,
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i have a student cookery books that actually has a recipe for scotch eggsscotch eggs: buy scotch eggs from your local supermarket
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:55,
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stop me, I'm eating hummus and I can't stop. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:39,
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THIS IS A HUMMUS INTERVENTION! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:40,
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Nomnomnom it's so niiiiiice.It's making me feel better.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:41,
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its just a bit blandi have a big glass of gatorade this is making me feel win-ful.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:48,
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It's not!Mmmmmm it's lovely. And I've got baby carrots and sugarsnap peas and pepper strips and cucumber. I'm being treated as I'm ill.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:50,
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baby carrots are lovely.especially roast with asparagus
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:56,
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little bit of lemon juice on em to. hmmmso yeah hellboy 2 trailer, eh? phwoar eh?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:00,
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I haven't watched the trailerI am going to go in with virgin eyes....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:00,
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*hug* all grown up. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:06,
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fetch me a pipe and some slippers i've got the daily mail to read Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08,
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yes!one of them flew at the car windscreen once when we were driving down dark country lanes at night. i almost shat myself!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:31,
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I was almost knocked off my ex's motorbikeby a fucking huge bird (a buzzard or something, I'm not sure, we were going at silly mph), missed me by a cm or two.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:33,
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I'm not sure how, but I read that completely wrong.I now have an image of a nazi blackbird in my head.
Is there space on your insane tv show for me?
(Is there space on your insane tv show for me?
ClanSoul,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:34,
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Yup. News needs reporting. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:36,
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yesyou can be in charge of women's issues.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:38,
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now i miss read that as a nazi black headarrghhh! fascist spots!
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:38,
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snowy owls are awesomei could so take one in a fight though please
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:32,
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Are you a kid?I'm talking toddlers here.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:33,
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no i'm old in 25 mins!i don't want to be old!
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:34,
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:O Birthday?How old then?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:35,
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Oh for fuck sake. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:37,
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thats a big age for a young 'un Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:41,
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Hold it, sonny, I'm not 80.Don't get too pissed, you'll appreciate remembering the fun you had. I don't.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:42,
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i drank 2 bottles of baileysand danced the conga with purple bows on my boobs, arse and mimsy. my 21st was great.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:46,
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i was young and needed the moneydon't judge me!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:50,
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i don't know that i'll be doing that...i'm just having a quite one tomorrow. the big party is friday. that should be fun.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:52,
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my 30th was a disappointmenteveryone was so well-behaved.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:56,
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were you still dancing with bows on your mimsy? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:58,
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nothey'd fallen off by then
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:08,
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my 30thMy 30th was smashing. Everyone was deviant, but has since settled down, moved to suburbia and had kids.
It really was 'The Last Hurrah'.
But I don't recall my 21st - prolly smashed in a ditch
*writes down*Hmm, any other tips?
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:57,
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make sureyou have fry-up ingredients prepared for the morning after
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:00,
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Liddle bit redexy.edit - that's chuffing ace, that!
( head-doctor ololololo,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:25,
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Hah sorry about that, not sure what happened there.Sorted now?
( ClanSoul,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:30,
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That's amazingNot sure about the splodgy green background but hey, what do I know?
( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:27,
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Well the background was blurred like that in the original.I just vexelled the background, blurred it and used the accented edges filter a few times.
I think it makes a nice contrast.
(I think it makes a nice contrast.
ClanSoul,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:29,
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You whatted the what?I still like it, accented edges or not.
( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:34,
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I did to the background what I did to the eagle.Then I added filters.
Thanks :)
(Thanks :)
ClanSoul,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:35,
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ThanksI take it your missed my previous attempt?
It was a praying mantis.
(It was a praying mantis.
ClanSoul,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:32,
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OMG! NO U DUDNT!!!1111? Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:30,
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you pissed dave?hello lovely
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:33,
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i was gonna say..to unignore him..how are you sweetheart?
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:37,
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still hungover from last night..feeling a bit fragile.but otherwise good.
you had a nice day?
(you had a nice day?
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:40,
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not bad, done fuck allwent to the pub and read a magazine, then got a curry, sleep now
(
mongychops,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:45,
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AWW NIGHT NIGHT BEAUTIFULLOOK AFTER YOURSELF.
XOX
(XOX
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:50,
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YOU'LL MAKE CS JEALOUS IF YOU DO THAT!*EAR RAPES*
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:37,
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Good day.I got a deviantART subscription and am able to put CSS into journal entries.
Therefore: I made an eyefuck.
(Therefore: I made an eyefuck.
ClanSoul,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:49,
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good lord sirIllustrator still confounds me...which is a problem, seem as it makes up a full half of my uni course...and all my current assignment.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:36,
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I rarely use illustrator, I prefer vexels to vectors.That, and it's confusing :P
( ClanSoul,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:38,
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i prefer "trace"or if you want to sound elite "SHAPE CONTOUR LINE FUCKING"
(
Shada,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:45,
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Well I don't say trace on the grounds that I take "drawing lines over something" to mean trace.Not using paths to colour sections of pixels to form a picture.
But that's just me.
(But that's just me.
ClanSoul,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:46,
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i take trace to mean taking a source image and then doing anything over the top of that source imagewithout adding anything new onto the source image, that is. i mean, drawing a hat upon an image of a cat isn't a trace.
:3
(:3
Shada,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:52,
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Pen tool?What is the difference, by the way?
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:18,
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DUDEWTFFTWACE!*click*
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:45,
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"The year is 1940 - Hitler has used the occult to go back in time to fiction"This took far too much time considering how disappointing it looks.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:08,
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is that a giant sky-snake?Woo!
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:08,
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It is. A giant sky serpent with a nazi gun nest strapped to its belly.
That makes it one million times more woosome!:)
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:13,
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disappointing?sir, you underestimate yourself
quite woo indeed!
(quite woo indeed!
Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:09,
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You've got a really good grasp of perspective. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:09,
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Not done from mind unfortunately, I can rarely do that. Especially not with objects I don't know exactly from every angle.I had to line a few photos of spitfires and such up in photoshop.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:11,
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That's a good idea, actually.I like your shading as well, I find biro to be really quite adaptable whereas people never think it will be.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:13,
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It is I suppose, but i'd rather I was able to just draw well from thought. I might mock up a few pictures and have a go at a single page of that graphic novel I spoke about.If you have the time to use biros they are quite good because it shitting eats away hours trying to shade anything half decently. The sky on my other one took about an hour and half alone I think.
The nazi serpent ended up looking a bit dull though and that was kind of the whole point of the sketch.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:19,
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The nazi serpent ended up looking a bit dull though and that was kind of the whole point of the sketch.
Maybe a bit darker? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:20,
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you can't get much darker than nazi occultism Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:25,
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Which reminds me, going to see hellboy 2? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:30,
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Hahaha.I could had the view over the cockpit of one of the spitfires, with a fedora wearing cigarette smoking ex cop out for revenge on the sky serpent. He was getting his wife's killer even if it ended in his own death.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:30,
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I think it just needed to look more amazing and a brilliant concept drawing.Which it didn't.
I wish I could do that cocking ace concept drawing of weird futuristic tanks people do, they are so bloody brilliant.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:26,
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I wish I could do that cocking ace concept drawing of weird futuristic tanks people do, they are so bloody brilliant.
you've well lost me. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:29,
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Things like this:bp0.blogger.com/_sGYULzoQCgA/Rj95gDB_-oI/AAAAAAAAAkY/0Uy6HeHBy34/s1600-h/spacecraft+tta+colonial+paleofuture+paleo-future.jpg
From a really weird illustration book I have on my shelf somewhere. Ignoring the colouring and shading I can't even get anywhere near interesting shapes or construction of things. My objects always look really boring and plain.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:37,
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From a really weird illustration book I have on my shelf somewhere. Ignoring the colouring and shading I can't even get anywhere near interesting shapes or construction of things. My objects always look really boring and plain.
Oh wow, I see what you mean.I think it takes a certain kind of.... artchitecty kind of person to do stuff with that amount of repetetive but believable detail.
I like your stuff.
(I like your stuff.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:43,
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Gonna curl up an' watch a film.I hope you feel better ASAP. :) Hugs an' stuff.
(
Ttssattsr,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:48,
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Bah. You like everything and everyone!I will never really be happy with my abilities or creations ever ever ever. Although if I could draw like JollyJack I probably might be inclined to be pleased with myself.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:55,
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i don't understand how poeple can use biros for drawingthis is ace
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:10,
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Drag the pointy end over the paper... the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:11,
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this^What happens when you cock up?
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:11,
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Must these Englishmen live that I might die,Junkers Jumo 004!
Woo!
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:11,
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Woo!
Snazzy!Was it you that did the biro drawing of a colossus (sp?) from the game?
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:12,
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Ja.Same colossus unfortunately, I just got the idea for a giant Nazi hindenburg style channel assault for some reason. And the one without seeing as most people preferred it.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:14,
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Very cool.You've got a recognisable style.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:16,
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Like Vincent Van Gogh with myopia.Well that's how I put it anyway.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:20,
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Looks like a lot of effort, but speaking of the occult:this .png hasn't sort of worked either, i'll plonk it here:
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:13,
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You!I totally forgot to get back to you Re. work experience. Sorry about that.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:14,
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I LOVE YOUb3ta needs way more crowley.
he supposedly has a gravestone about 15 minutes from my house in some big feck off graveyard. i keep meaning to go and try find it.
(he supposedly has a gravestone about 15 minutes from my house in some big feck off graveyard. i keep meaning to go and try find it.
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:20,
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Shit.I wish the Crowley clips from TMWRNJ were on youtube.
"But in the jar was not marmalade but beetroot. Imagine the poor old lady's face as she bites into her beetroot laden toast. Muahahahah."
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:23,
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"But in the jar was not marmalade but beetroot. Imagine the poor old lady's face as she bites into her beetroot laden toast. Muahahahah."
i really need to get a book on him.i know tons of odds and ends about him, but not nearly enough.
same with alex sanders, he fascinates me as well.
(same with alex sanders, he fascinates me as well.
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:25,
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i have some crowley tarot cardsthey're gorgeous
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:28,
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oooooi'll have to google them.
my mum has the most gorgeous set of tarot cards, the artwork is just brilliant.
some of the ones you get now days are fucking ugly looking. and expensive.
(my mum has the most gorgeous set of tarot cards, the artwork is just brilliant.
some of the ones you get now days are fucking ugly looking. and expensive.
KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:33,
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Wasn't he just a bloke who was a bit mental.And was a cultist. That's the extent of my knowledge on Aleister Crowley.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:29,
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their all a bit mental.but really the king of nutters into witchcraft is the film maker kenneth anger..now he is fucking great. and madder than a bag of badgers.
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:31,
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I only know a few mental people.And pretty much all of them I don't remember the name of and all featured in one of Adam Curtis' documentaries (Century of the Self I think it was).
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:41,
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On a sort of related note, I just found this whilst organising my bookmarks.(
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:18,
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That is just awesome!Woo for giant Nazi sky snakes!
(
Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:26,
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WAHEY!'ning mate
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:31,
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crikey!next it'll be dastardly space nazi's with a moon base*
*(facts available from tinfoil wearing nutters worldwide)
(*(facts available from tinfoil wearing nutters worldwide)
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 0:09,
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Hull? It looks nothing like Rod!Arf to the piccy btw. Not quite a "baby", but even so.
( Rico,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:33,
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Inspired by some excellent dubstep.
Made with lasers.
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:58,
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Wowzers, that's gorgeous. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:00,
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Awwwwwww you're dead sweet.I'm fucking well ill, mate. *gets all southern*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:05,
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:-)*places forehead in capable hands*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:08,
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*sings* she's fallen hard for meI can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse
With all the other guys....
(She acts just like a nurse
With all the other guys....
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:12,
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Hurray! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:13,
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I love that song. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:13,
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That album is great.I was addicted to blue for a while.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:15,
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Pet for me.I love the harmonies.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:16,
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I just love his voice.Fantastic.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:18,
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Yeahand to think the one time I've seen tool live I was tripping out on the hottest day of the year on a hill.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:19,
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I've seen them twice, Download and on their own tour.He's a sexy bastard.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:21,
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Ozzfest for me.He's a bloody girl is what he is. He'll go over my knee if I see him, the whining little git. Him and bloody Reznor. I adore their music, but...grow up, lads.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:22,
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Oh I don't even care.His voice is far too good for me to care.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:23,
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I remember when I first heard the Patientand cried like a twat.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:24,
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I also think I owe passing my driving test to him.I passed third time because I kept thinking about 'disposition' to calm myself down.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:28,
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trent i just want to give a good kickingmaynard i admire for having been friends with mr hicks. and for being a big math rock hippy
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:25,
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abso-fucking-lutleyi also really like passive and their version of fiddle and the drum
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:18,
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Just.....everything.I wish he wasn't such a drama queen though. That'll be why they split up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:19,
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a perfect circle rocki can't believe i only just discovered them...
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:14,
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That's my favourite album of theirs.It NEVER leaves my CD wallet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:15,
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Ah, my CDs arrived this morning.I've had a busy day.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:16,
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I only got the 1 today.What did you get? Had a chance to listen to much yet?
( Ttssattsr,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:17,
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I got 15 in all so I won't list them.Haven't listened to them all properly yet, but there's one by Possesion which is awesome.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:19,
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LIST THEM LIST THEM LIST THEM.I'll take a picture of my recent arrivals.
( Ttssattsr,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:21,
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I'll gaz you the receipt list. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:22,
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what ill you got?i've got the stomach bugs
these ones:
but seriously, i feel 'orrible
(these ones:
but seriously, i feel 'orrible
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:10,
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Flu, I think.Probably just a horrid cold though, I'm a wuss when I'm ill.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:10,
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:( *hugs gingerly so as not infect you* Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:11,
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Awwwww *hugs*Tummy bugs are horrid, I hope you're better soon.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:16,
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*sneezes*Manwife's been saying that today, but then I have been shuffling about (when I've been up).
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:15,
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I got this
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:17,
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Thank you very much! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:05,
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Oh and is that a Vulva quote?I really ought to crack open the boxed set again sometime.
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:07,
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Oh yes, Vulva it is.Next week it might be Tyres.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:07,
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Haha I love his little random raves. Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:09,
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cor!doesn't have a bull to post
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:00,
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I think this is as close as I can get.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:01,
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i'm not sure what it means but by god i like it Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:02,
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I'm not sure what I was thinking either. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:03,
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*giggles* the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:03,
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SWEET!Reminds me of the cover of the new Earth album.
It certainly conveys the atmosphere...
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:02,
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It certainly conveys the atmosphere...
I don't know Hex,yet. If it's better than the Bees, it's bound to be beyond awesome, though.
I'll have to check it out.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:04,
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I'll have to check it out.
I think it's been the only Earth album I REALLY clicked with. I adore it. Ttssattsr,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:06,
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I likeEarth 2 (Special Low Frequency Version) too, but I'm a sucker for droning noise
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:10,
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Yeah, 2 was ace, as was Pentastar, but in a totally different way.Can't beat chilling out to the former though.
( Ttssattsr,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:11,
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there is no excellent dub stepthis is rather cool though
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:59,
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Mate.Ya dun know. *turns up echo*
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:01,
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ladywoman is the one to talk to about all that sort of stuff.she goes to all those sorts of nights. give me some nice warm or glitchy techno any day
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:03,
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Ladywoman?Better than a Ladyboy I guess. It's all about dubstep.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:06,
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you in that dark step business?i was horrified to discover that my city is responsible for the re-emergence of 2-step masquerading under the name of bassline :(
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:07,
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I know!Forget bassline. Bring back speed garage!!!
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:08,
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maybe...no
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:18,
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Haha, this is quite excellent.tsstsstsstsstsstssmooravetsstsstsstss
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:59,
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Haha no./ac I do bum him though. Thanks :)))))
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:00,
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Toaster (sic)*bums more*
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:02,
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SRSLY?NO WAI!
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:07,
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I did.Excellent zombie impression.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:02,
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Only if you want to catch the fluFeels like my brain's trying to dig it's way out of my head at the moment, but YAY I can see again.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:06,
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Thank you. :::))) the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:03,
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What flavour of Dubstep inspired this?I'm quite keen on Distance myself.
Threadjack: Is anyone a DeviantArt member and willing to make me an account? I believe my ISP is banned or something.
(Threadjack: Is anyone a DeviantArt member and willing to make me an account? I believe my ISP is banned or something.
Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:03,
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I don't know about flavours.My mate's a dubstep DJ and gave me a load of CDs this week. I've got so much free music from people this week. I can't wait for the Randomburn. Someone's getting a treat.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:05,
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hehehedit: a young cheech marin mistook his father's guitar for a bong....
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:33,
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I am spending this fine Sunday Morning organising my bookmarksTHAT IS HOW COOL I AM!
edit: done, all organised neatly into 22 folders containing various categories:)
(edit: done, all organised neatly into 22 folders containing various categories:)
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:40,
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I didn't even consider it could be computer bookmarks.I'd already deducted 10 cool points.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:43,
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real bookmarks are the bestespecially if the book is borrowed. Simply tear out and use a page you have already read!
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:44,
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arf! i used to work in an oxfam book shop and there was one guywho would bring in books in prefect condition but missing the top right corner, because hed tear out the corner as he read the page.
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:46,
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lets continue this up here(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:45,
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You're too late, I've already replied my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:46,
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damn your fast ninja talents Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:46,
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COMPUTER ONESGOT FUCKING SHITLOADS OF THEM
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:51,
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If you put all the porn ones in a different folder they'll thin out a bit. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:53,
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but i like my scat links smeared all over the screen! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:58,
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I like scat smeared everywhere too. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:02,
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i have a leather LOTR bookmarkhow cool am i?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:46,
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I have one made out of part of a rizla packetthat I drew a leering Elizabethan woman (who looks a bit like Blackadder) on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:53,
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he has 2, joy of sex and more joy of sex. KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:03,
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You missed the word 'bum' from both of those titles. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:04,
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bum joy of sex and bum more joy of sex? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:06,
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I knew someone would do that.*shakes fist*
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:06,
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Jimmy Hendrix - FireICMFP.
(
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:31,
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I once shot a man in Reno, just to defy Kant's categorical imperative.
is he pushing his genitals into his arse? mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:33,
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i hate people who do thatin fact, they can go and fuck themselves
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:33,
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i thought that was a porn linkhow twisted has my mind become?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:48,
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He's part of the future evolution of the human racewhere the arse has become the reproductive organ.
He shits in the females mouth to procreate.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:35,
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He shits in the females mouth to procreate.
yeah, i remember nowi've seen the videos
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:36,
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I'm way ahead of the crowd, here. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:36,
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Johnny Cash and Kant reference in one sentence?win!
would murder defy the catergorical imperative though?
(would murder defy the catergorical imperative though?
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:33,
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emmanuel kant was a real pissant mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:36,
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Yes.Murder means using a human being purely as a means, not an end. In this case especially. Also, Kant was big on human dignity.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:37,
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I'm having flashbacks to Ethics lectures now. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:39,
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i thought that under the catergorical imperative if you murderedyou'd just be saying it was ok for you to be executed as well.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:40,
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That's only one way he puts it.You should be able to reasonably will the maxim of your act to be universal law. According to Kant, this is the same thing as saying that humans are not to be treated as a pure means, but always primarily as an end.
You cannot reasonably want murder to be universal law, for obvious reasons.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:45,
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You cannot reasonably want murder to be universal law, for obvious reasons.
ah i seei've only come across this as part of a paper on the Death Penalty, you see. I'm more of Mill fan when it comes to ethics.
reading a damn good Mill biography ashally. I highly recommend it. s'called J.S. Mill - Victorian Firebrand
(reading a damn good Mill biography ashally. I highly recommend it. s'called J.S. Mill - Victorian Firebrand
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:50,
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"The Germans are disputing it.Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside."
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:51,
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If he shot a man in Renowhy didn't they send him to a Nevada state prison instead of Folsom (in California?)
Just wondering...
(Just wondering...
tubaman,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:18,
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my friend set fire to his school in Maine but is serving time in Pennsylvania Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:22,
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I'm stuck in Frackville PrisonI know I can't be free.
not quite the same scan.
(not quite the same scan.
tubaman,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:28,
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Hi Top Hat Monkey.You are cool.
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:57,
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don't fucking talk to me about fucking usb fucking 2.0cunts
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:15,
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yeahmy computer is old so i only have usb 1
and can i find an affordable firewire external drive?
no i fucking can't
(and can i find an affordable firewire external drive?
no i fucking can't
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:17,
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whats the difference between all of these? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:18,
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USB 1 didn't really supply enough power to power anythingUSB 2 is faster throughput and supplies sufficient power to power hard drives and stuff.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:19,
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usb 1 - slowusb 2 - a bit less slow
firewire - faster than both
i have usb 1 ports, and usb 2 devices, so they run too slow to work properly
(firewire - faster than both
i have usb 1 ports, and usb 2 devices, so they run too slow to work properly
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:19,
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firewire is faster is it?shit... i just bought a new harddrive and went for usb 2 because i didn't know what firewire was
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:22,
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link me up to the firewire one, baby! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:23,
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i'll get my uncle to email the detailsits a birthday present see
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:26,
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USB is a safer bet and usually less hassle to set up if you're a bit of a n00b.If you get fancy and have Firewire 800 then it's an imperial fuckton faster.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:24,
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how much bigger is that than the metric fuckton? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:27,
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1016.0469088 kilograms = imperial fuckton1000 kilograms = metric fucktonne
This is actual fact of real ton types
(This is actual fact of real ton types
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:30,
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thems just real tons. not fucktonsyou know nothing, clearly
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:36,
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Times them by1016.0469088 and
1000
respectively.
(1000
respectively.
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:40,
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ah now you're talkingSCIENCETM
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:43,
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USB 2 runs at 480So unless you have Firewire 800, USB 2 is faster than the standard Firewire 400. But you probably knew that.
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:58,
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In reality it doesn't, though.If you have two devices connected to your computer it's only getting 240.
USB is bus powered, Firewire isn't.
(USB is bus powered, Firewire isn't.
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:27,
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You can run a USB drive on USB 1.You need the special cable that uses two USB slots.
Or you can buy a PCI card for a few quid and have the wonders of USB 2.
Data transfer rates would be shite though if you choose the first option.
(Or you can buy a PCI card for a few quid and have the wonders of USB 2.
Data transfer rates would be shite though if you choose the first option.
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:19,
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well yeah, it's the transfer rate that's the issue for metrying to use a usb2 device for an itunes library for an usb2 ipod on a mac with only usb 1 means it's rather shonky
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:22,
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I'd recommend buying a USB 2 PCI card and slinging that in thereand buying a cheap USB hard drive.
Probably still be cheaper than a Firewire drive.
(Probably still be cheaper than a Firewire drive.
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:26,
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have you tried stealing one? Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:21,
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i'm too in fear of the man to be breaking laws mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:23,
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what you need is a hired thug! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:23,
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cheaper than firewire external hard drivesjust find a chav smart enough to know what to steal,
So a pretty smart one.
(So a pretty smart one.
Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:28,
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havent we all been there?...........thought not.
woo yay
(woo yay
Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:16,
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Well my name's not rob so obviously not.I have tried to insert myself into a piece of electronics without the proper adapter however.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:17,
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is your name 'Kevin Flynn'? mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:18,
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how awesome would it be to be called tron? Editer!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:19,
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not very awesomeas i'm sure people would assume you were japanese or something
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:20,
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or just a cuntsecond thoughts not awesome
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:22,
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I have ;):(
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:19,
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fucking murdering cunts :(*votes to issue hand guns to seals and infants*
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:19,
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YES!Now grab the yellow snow and rub it in a motion hitherto unknown in these parts.
Rub it right into his eyes.
(Rub it right into his eyes.
ClanSoul,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:30,
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And then head over to St. Alfonso'sfor a pancake breakfast!
( tubaman,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 23:23,
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I cannot remember the last time I posted an imageSo here is one for you all:
( Liquid Crystal,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:54,
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tait turned out there was a guide on how to do fake bukake on the internet
( Liquid Crystal,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:58,
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^this xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:57,
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It's the look thatall trendy soho-ites will be wearing this season.
(
Octo I ruin everything.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:57,
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with a pedigree like that he'll go far
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:49,
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*kill ttsatsatsatsatsatststtttttrrrrr* Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:51,
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You look like someone I know called Matt*random statement of the day*
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:53,
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i get that a lot.there's at least 4 people on here who know someone who looks like me :)
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:55,
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You must be how looks is to people how chicken is taste to food.If that makes any sense.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:57,
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bland and in serious need of salting? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:58,
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*salts*Yum, salt.
*eats straight from the rocks*
(*eats straight from the rocks*
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:01,
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hmm, I just looked at your profileyou also look like someone I know
infact, I suspect you are all of these different people who different people think you are
O_o
hmm
(infact, I suspect you are all of these different people who different people think you are
O_o
hmm
discomeats This canoe,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:03,
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its amazing how i find the time to be everyones mate and post here isn't itdon't tell me in real life though, I'll probably thin you're crazy
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:08,
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you don't look like anyone i knowall my mates are good-looking :)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:16,
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You're wrong, he's not someone you used to know.He's Daniel Radcliffe gone bad!
When he grows a beard a joins a biker gang in a few years. Well I say beard....
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:18,
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When he grows a beard a joins a biker gang in a few years. Well I say beard....
thats one of the lookalikes i get a lot :(in fact when i worked at sainsburys my boss made me dress up as harry potter to promote book 6 :( how humiliating
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:21,
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HahahahaDid you at least take the opportunity to violently abuse your position and make Harry Potter a raging and abusive alcoholic?
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:22,
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its like you read my mind, manedit: because i was told to wander around the car park trying get people to buy the book inside i had pretty much free reign to smoke when ever i wanted. I heard this little kid say "I didn't know harry potter smokes", i felt really bad...
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:26,
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I don't really look like anyone.Even the picture of the Dorian Gray character I have in my profile doesn't really look exactly like me. Not if I put an actual photo of me next to it anyway.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:28,
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lucky youi get told i look like Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood and the velociraptors (though i don't understand that one my self)
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:32,
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You should grow a proper meat pie losing beard then.That will massively skew people's perception of you. If I leave mine for a while and it get's quite bushy I look like a stereotypical russian, which along with a basic grasp of Russian shouting can come in quite handy at times.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:34,
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haha i end up looking like a bedraggled abe lincoln if i grow my beardi can't wait until it grows properly. and i can start convincing people i'm a hassidic jew
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:38,
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I can't see many opportunities where that would be a positive thing."Oh Jewish are you? That's nice.....so why did you KILL CHRIST OUR SAVIOUR?!"
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:40,
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and don't forget the naked horse action:)
( discomeats This canoe,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:26,
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you deserved it, you mountebank! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:57,
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hehehethats a lovely picture.
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:51,
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I'd be interested to know which one wears the trousers in that relationship.Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:51,
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id prefer to see the one not wearing trousers Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:51,
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Go to the London bash and get Riverghost drunk. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:53,
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hehe i've been challenged to try and out drink riverghost already but i dont think i can afford to go Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:55,
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I'm still hoping to be able to go.Seeing as half of b3ta seems to be going.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:57,
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yup yup =)i'm slacking off my exams to go so you have no excuse.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:58,
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I'll go so long as I have some other opportunity to move to Sheffield.My exams finish towards the end of May, and I need to be in Sheffield by the 2nd June.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:00,
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ah thats hard thenyou found a place yet?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:01,
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Not yet.I'll be coming down on Wednesday to view a couple of properties and wander around.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:02,
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a cool you just there for the day? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:08,
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For now, yeah. I expect I'll have to come down a few times.Got a couple of appointments and the rest of the time I can just look around the area.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:12,
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gimme a shout next time you're down then Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:13,
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Will do.We'll have to meet up for a pint and some mario karts sometime.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:21,
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definatlyi'd offer to show you round this week but i'm not in till thursday
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:30,
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Ah, fair enough.I'll probably just wander around the hospital and look at the parks and stuff.
Where's the nearest decent supermarket?
(Where's the nearest decent supermarket?
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:34,
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decent one is probably Waitrose which you'll need to get a bus tobut there's a somerfield near the hospital
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:44,
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I'll have a search.Cheers
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:45,
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Are you trying to imply which side Happytoast's bread is buttered?
Well, if he's decent toast,I assume the butter is melting all the way into him.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:55,
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Pffft.!The colour of happy is grey?
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:51,
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strangelythe colour of angry is orange and the colour of lust is blue
here they are all hanging out
(here they are all hanging out
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:54,
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What're they doing?It looks like a chicago broadway musical with the gangs who dance bent over clicking their fingers.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:55,
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Happy Ghost has some serious hair issues in that picture too.That or he/she/it's on fire.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:06,
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OH MY GOD HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:09,
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IT'S HIS NECK!HE MUST BE IN FRANCE!
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:10,
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*hoses down France*they could probably have done with thgat years ago
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:14,
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I say we incinerate france, then claim it in the name of the british empire.We had one years ago, its time we had one again.
Those were the days.
(Those were the days.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 22:20,
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so it meant more than just one hot night of passion then =D Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:55,
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I sense another b3ta relationship on the cards... my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:56,
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What can I sayI can turn a straight man gay! Sorry Mrs. teh Toats.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 30 Mar 2008, 10:27,
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I've always wanted one of thesePrompted by an old edition of Have I Got News For You, I checked the site of their guest publication. Bottom right.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:43,
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miniature donkeys - pygmy ponies......sign me up!
(
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:47,
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hmmm minature is smallbut donkey cocks are huge....
so over all average?
(so over all average?
Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:50,
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hmmim not sure about that shade of magenta.
just purple i think..
(just purple i think..
Nathanial Hornblower,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:41,
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:43,
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I'm out.That is my one and only CDC.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:47,
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Haha!That's ace!
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:43,
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I tried to shade them to make them LTCDC's Less that crudely drawn.
He looks well trained in those weapons.Congratulations on your vaguely significant number of posts!
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:41,
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Well i started this account, then didnt use it, didnt visit b3ta didnt do anything...then one day... I thought, I wonder what those loons in the UK are up to today, bypassed the BBC website and came back here.
(,
Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:43,
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I did the same thing.I posted 3 messages in my first 4 years or so, then started up again a few months ago.
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Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:46,
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